All language subtitles for Love.Thy.Nader.S01E03.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH

♪ I'm kinda having my moment ♪

♪ And you're no longer
part of it ♪

♪ I don't care where... ♪

Miami. Let's go!

He's talking to the press.
Holy fuck.

This one says,
"Gleb Savchenko
says Brooks Nader

blindsided him
with breakup news."

This is ridiculous.

We just landed in Miami
and Gleb is running his mouth
to the press

and Brooks is obviously
really upset.

Why does he have
a million quotes
in the press right now?

He's talking to everyone.

This whole breakup
has all happened
over the last 48 hours.

I haven't even
had time to process
what I wanna say to him,

and then he's gonna go
spit his fake narrative

to the media and play victim.

It's so... It's not surprising.

I wanna text him
right the fuck now.

Let's run it by AI.

I think that if she sends him
a very constructed text

letting him know
why they're breaking up

and that it's hurtful
that he went to the media,

hopefully that can close
this chapter,

and that she can just relax
and enjoy herself in Miami.

Okay. I have...
I have a little text.

Here's what me
and AI have been thinking.

"Hey. You went straight
to the press again.

I took two days to grieve
and process what I found out
about you,

and genuinely expected
more from you.

I was hurting
and instead of giving me space,

you made it public.

It seems pretty calculated.

I brought you into my home,
I introduced you to my parents,

and you still chose to treat me
like this.

I deserve an explanation,
but honestly, I don't even
expect one at this point.

Enjoy the girls
you've been entertaining
in Joshua Tree.

I hope the attention
was worth it."

-Wow. Wow.
-Mic drop.

-Send it to me right now.
-I love that one.

[Sarah Jane]
Oh, my God. Perfect.

We have fun surprises planned.
It's gonna be the best weekend.

Brooks is already upset
about this press thing.

This is not the way
I pictured our trip going.

But she's gonna be so excited

when she sees the surprise
we have for her.

Let's get pumped the fuck up.

[Grace Ann] Oh. Let's do it.

Yay! The warm weather!

-Wow!
-Oh, my God. This is so nice.

Okay,
we're gonna be having a time.

-This is awesome!
-[Brooks] Hi.

[bartender] How you doing?
Ready for drinks?

[Grace Ann]
How are you? Absolutely!

[Sarah Jane]
We need some drinks
in this girl.

Sorry,
we're coming in really hot.

-And it's just us.
No leeches here.
-Coming in hot.

Yeah, we don't have any boys
on this trip. This is, like,
one of the first times.

Guys, I have a feeling
that we're all gonna be naked
in the pool later.

We just arrived in Miami

and we still have
one surprise left
up our sleeves for Brooks.

-Cheers!
-Love y'all. Single bitches.

[Sarah Jane cheers, chuckles]

-[Mary Holland cheers]
I love this.
-[indistinct chatter]

I am so happy to be in Miami.

I'm a party girl at heart

and so this is exactly
what I need right now

to get my head off
of the twinkle toes.

Guys, should I send the text
to him now or just wait?

-Or should I just send it?
-I think we...
I think we send it now.

-Send it.
-Pull the trigger. Send it.

-Sent. Done.
-[Grace Ann]
AI comes in handy sometimes.

We're not bring that up
for, like, the next 30 minutes

-while I'm glamming.
-[Sarah Jane]
And a shot for her.

-Should I go find my room?
-[Mary Holland]
Yeah, I'll go with you.

-Can you carry this?
-[Mary Holland]
Of course, darling.

Girls, make sure you don't look
prettier than me, okay?

-[Sarah Jane] Okay.
-It's gonna be tough.

[Brooks]
Good glam but not great glam.

[Sarah Jane] Mary Holland,
I think Trinity's here.

She said,
"I'm just gonna, like,
ring the doorbell."

So I'm gonna go get Brooks,

so maybe say, like,
"Can you come get the door?"

[Brooks] I got my girls.

I need to look like the hottest
little bitch there ever was.

[Mary Holland] Brooks!
Your package is here!
Come get the door!

[Brooks] All right, hang on.
Is it my face wash?

-[Mary Holland] Yeah.
-[Brooks] Why can't you get it?

-Where are y'all?
-Hey.

Why am I getting the door?
Don't be Gleb.
I swear to God...

[Sarah Jane, Grace Ann]
Open the fucking door!

Okay. I'm scared.

-Boo! [laughs]
-[screaming]

[Trinity] Yay!

[Brooks] Oh, my God!
I'm freaking out!
You really came! [screams]

-There's no way! Oh, my God!
-I came!

Trinity Greene
is my ride-or-die
best friend of all time.

We're completely inseparable
since childhood.

-Oh, my God!
You guys fucking got me.
-Did we get you for real?

If it was just me
and my sisters,
maybe I would bed rot all day,

but now that Trinity is here,
she's gonna be, like, sassy,

and be like,
"Get the fuck outta bed.
We're going out."

[Grace Ann]
I will say, this situation,
we had to call in the big guns.

-Yeah, the guns.
-The three of us
can only do so much.

-She fucking
is a good-ass friend.
-Right? What?

I am so happy right now.
Guys, I'm gonna finish
getting ready.

Wait, Brooks,
not to have an ADHD moment...

[Brooks]
Oh, my God, she's ready.

My southern Belle.
Oh, my God.
I am so happy you're here.

[Sarah Jane]
Did Grace Ann talk to you
after the photoshoot?

All she said
when we were walking
to go shopping,

she was like,
"Sarah Jane's
being such a bitch."

Things have been really weird
with me and Gracie Ann

ever since
I went by her photoshoot,

and I understand
that I might have been
too harsh

but I really
just wanna squash it.

We're in Miami
to have a good time,
not to fight.

And I just didn't even ask
'cause she was in one
of those moods.

So basically I went to her
photoshoot to try and help her
get good book photos.

The outfit she put on was
the most horrendous thing

I've ever seen in my life.

[photographer] Chin up.

[Sarah Jane] Oh, God, no.
Not the leg spread.

You're more expensive
than this.

Stop. You're gonna go,
I'm gonna shut the door...

-[Sarah Jane] Posing cheap.
-...if you don't leave
right now.

The only reason
I get heated about it is
'cause I have images out there

in, like,
very revealing clothes
that I regret so hard.

I think she thinks
that I'm trying to, like,
boss her around or control her

or I think
I'm so much better than her,

but I'm actually
just trying to help
because I've been there.

I never needed to do those.

-It cheapens your image.
-It does.

You can't delete those photos,
they're out there forever.

If you're starting a charity
in 20 years with your
new husband, you're screwed.

Am I crazy?

You're not.
But, like, sometimes you...

Sometimes I what?

[Mary Holland]
No, not in a bad way at all.
But--

-No, I know I can get snappy.
-[Mary Holland]
Sometimes you get snappy.

This is her first shoot
since her big meeting
with the agents.

[Sarah Jane] No, I know.

Grace Ann
is extremely intelligent.

She was valedictorian
like my mom,

she studied premed
while we were all modeling,

so I think there's always gonna
be a chip on her shoulder

about what
could have been for her

and that's probably why
she acts the way that she does.

Quite frankly,
like, she went to college,

had four years
studying premed undergrad,

like, I don't think
we give her enough credit

for how intelligent she is
even though how dumb she is,

like, streetwise.

[Sarah Jane] She doesn't listen
to anyone, and I'm like,
I'm trying to help you.

I know.
If you talk snappy to her
or in an authoritarian mode,

she does not like being told
what to do. Not as--

She's just annoying.

-[Mary Holland] I feel like...
-[Grace Ann] Guys.

-[Mary Holland] Hi.
-I just heard
everything you said.

What the fuck is going on?

You know I'm literally
a door away from you,

I can hear
your entire conversation.
[chuckles]

Are you apologizing to me?

-I was waiting for that.
-I'm sorry
that I was overly aggressive.

I do feel like
I'm the odd man out
of my sisters,

or they kind of
alienate me on purpose.

I think I am very opinionated,

and I always
have a different opinion
than the three of them,

so I think
I do become an easy target.

[Sarah Jane]
I was just trying to help you
and I realize that I--

Are you actually sorry,
or are you giving excuses?

You clearly are very sensitive
about me modeling.

I had to apologize
over and over again
to everyone on set

because they were really
uncomfortable by your comments.

Everyone was very glad
you left.

-Okay.
-[Grace Ann]
So don't do that again.

I will not be interfering
or even asking
about your modeling career.

Finally, thank you.
Can I borrow the makeup brush?

[Sarah Jane] No.

You can borrow mine.

I always find myself
in the middle
of these sister arguments.

I guess it's the price you pay
for being the peacemaker.

[Trinity] All right! Let's go!

[Brooks]
Guys, response from Gleb to
that AI message. Okay, he goes,

"Once again,
I see how you function,
blaming everyone but yourself."

-Oh, my.
-What the fuck?

He's a disgrace.

[Brooks] "You were the one
who told at your party,
you dumbed me."

He didn't even say, "dumped,"
he said, "dumbed me."

He's probably high
as shit right now.

And then told press, "Not me,
I found out from articles."

-Should I just leave that
and not respond?
-Do not reply.

It is absolutely insane
that Gleb texts Brooks,

and only addresses
the press and the breakup
being in the news,

and has not said one word
about the fact
we caught him cheating.

Like, is that not
the most guilty response ever?

I'm so tempted
to just leak the proof
'cause, like, I hate...

-Don't.
-[Grace Ann]
Nothing I hate more...

-Let it all come out.
-...than people being like,
"Is it true?"

-Let them speculate.
-[Mary Holland]
It's gonna come out.

Why don't me and Trinity
just get married, like,
how about that?

-Should we?
-Honestly, yeah.

Maybe we met, like, our own men
and we live together

-in a house with the babies.
-Yeah.

You could get married
to each other and have flings
the rest of your life.

What are we gonna do
about our church life,
you know?

-They're gonna be freaking out.
-They're gonna be freaking.

What church life
are you talking about?

God would strike us
with lightning.

I go to church.

Brooks does not go to church.

If she ever says that,
she is lying
through her veneers.

So really,
I don't respond to Gleb?
Are you fucking kidding?

-No, do not respond
to his dusty ass.
-Like, ever?

[Grace Ann]
All right, own it, girl.
Look cute, own it.

[Brooks]
Because I've never gone
through a public breakup,

I'm a little more awkward
around paparazzi.

I feel like
I'm gonna be overanalyzed,

like, if I'm too happy,
or if I'm too sad

or if I dress too slutty.

I feel like I need to get that
out of my head and be like,
"Have fun."

[Sarah Jane]
Okay, girls. Miami!

-[LeLe] Miami...
-I am so excited.
We needed this.

Okay, here we go.

-[Mary Holland]
Wait, LeLe, we miss you.
-I know. How have you been?

[Sarah Jane]
This is a Baton Rouge table.
It's a reunion.

So LeLe is one of our other
friends from high school,
she lives in Miami.

And Trinity invited her
to dinner.

I feel like
the more the merrier,

we're just trying to keep,
you know, vibes high.

-We gotta put
the hammer on the table.
-[LeLe] Okay.

-It's "Fuck Gleb" right now.
-Please let me know
what the fuck is up.

-Oh, it's a whole lot of shit.
-It's so bad, you have no idea.

[Mary Holland] Sister.

No, I liked him.
That's the sad part.

[Sarah Jane]
That's the saddest part.
She really loved him.

-Let's refocus
and realign our goals.
-[Trinity] Wait, wait, wait.

And let's start living
our cunty lives again.

That was a fun little rebound
but welcome back to earth,
mama.

-She's wise with this ponytail.
-I'm obsessed with you.

I'm not gonna lie,
I was never fooled.

-I know.
-Enough.

-We're not talking
about him anymore.
-Yeah, anyways.

[Grace Ann]
You are all cordially invited

to my 25th birthday party,
Kegs and Legs.

Twenty-five is a big birthday
for me. This is probably
my biggest birthday yet.

I've just finished my masters,
I'm starting
my career as a model,

I feel like it's the beginning
of a great next 25 years
for me.

-[Trinity] Cheers.
-Love ya.

-[Mary Holland] Yes.
-[Grace Ann] Love you.

-[all cheering]
-Let's go party,
let's go party.

[upbeat music playing]

[Brooks] Highly recommend,
if you get cheated on,

to go to Miami
and dance with your girls.
Bye, Gleb.

This is a PSA
to all women out there.
Also, fuck you.

Oh, my God, it's so nice.

[Mary Holland]
The sun is beating down.

[Sarah Jane] You look like
a Wes Anderson film.

Oh, my God. Take a picture,
why don't you?

[Brooks] Yo, yo, yo.

[Sarah Jane]
Brooks. Yo, yo, yo.

-Look at you. Okay. [chuckles]
-[Mary Holland] Wow.

[Sarah Jane] We need you
to date a basketball player
and learn something.

-I don't want to.
-[Mary Holland] Could be fun.

-[Sarah Jane] You look hot.
-This is beautiful.

-[Mary Holland] It's perfect.
-[Sarah Jane] You're stunning.

-Trinity.
-[Trinity] Trinity's
getting the tequila.

-Where's Grace Ann?
-I know.

I think that
she went to see Jack,
which is really annoying.

-What?
-Yeah.

[Mary Holland]
I haven't seen her all morning.

If she left and we're in
a time of need like this,
I will be so fucking pissed.

-No, I know.
-Where'd she go?

-[Brooks] No one knows.
-[Mary Holland]
Said she went to her man.

Well, she was kiki-ing with him
on the phone this morning

when I was trying to
bond with her.

Stop.
She's such a fucking weasel.

We are literally here
for like 48 hours.

[Brooks] And all she does
when she comes here
is complain.

-[Sarah Jane]
Wait, I'm calling her.
-[phone rings]

-[Brooks]
I'm about to emancipate her.
-From yourself? [chuckles]

-[Brooks] From my life.
-She didn't answer.

She pisses me off so bad, like,
she doesn't listen to anyone.

Yesterday, Sarah Jane tried to
apologize to her

and Gracie Ann was like,
yelling at her for apologizing.

And I was like,
"Grace Ann,
you also have to accept,

like, confrontation and be able
to communicate, like..."

You know what?
I'm gonna step out. I'm not
gonna give you any more...

[Brooks] No.
Just watch her not work.

[Sarah Jane]
I think it all goes back
to the boyfriend thing.

She feels she doesn't have to
model 'cause she's gonna
get married in a year.

-[Mary Holland] Yes.
-And move to Palm Beach,

so I feel like
there's no pressure on her
of "I need to make money."

-Does she not know?
Okay, men leave, okay.
-I know.

Bitch, you gotta have a career.

Are we not learning that?
Like...

She's gotta have something
to fall back on.

Are we not seeing that?

-Have we not learned
from my mistakes?
-Prime example. [laughs]

I feel like I've never needed
my sisters in the way
that I need them right now.

I came to Miami
to be surrounded by family,

and the word "boyfriend" is
triggering to me right now.

Not a good time
to be like, "Oh, I'm gonna go
hang out with my boyfriend."

How about you text
Grace Ann and be like,
"We have a huge agent from Ford

coming to the beach to meet us.

If you don't meet us
there by 3:30, you're dropped.
And that's an order."

-Hi.
-[receptionist] Hi, welcome.

-[photographer] Hi.
-What's up, guys?

[Grace Ann] My sisters
are always in my business,

they micromanage
everything I do,

so I am not telling them
that I am meeting
with Ford Miami

because I don't want them
to meddle in my life.

So tell me
a little bit about yourself.

I have been signed
with Ford New York

-for three years.
-[Celeste] Okay.

And I've been working,
I love it. My bread and butter
is the beauty jobs.

[Celeste] Okay.

[Grace Ann] But when
I first signed, I was told
I'd be really good for swim,

and Miami's obviously
the place to go for that.

-I know Swim Week is coming up.
-[Celeste] It is.

And how is your
book looking right now?

I think I definitely need
to beef up my swim look.

Miami is a direct
bookings market.

We rely on
what your book looks like.

So you're gonna need
some really strong images

in order to even
just get in front of a client.

Great.

Direct booking
is just a much quicker way
of getting booked,

and you don't really
have to be around.

I could just fly in for a job

rather than living there
and having to go
to castings all the time.

Let's do some digitals,
let's see how you move.

I would also love to do
a runway walk

just to see if Swim Week is
even a feasible option for you.

-I'm excited. Let's do it.
-Yeah, let's do it.

[upbeat music playing]

I have my ride or dies here,
except for Grace Ann.

Don't know where she is.

But we're on the way
to the beach.

I'm just ready to get some sun
and forget about all the drama.

[photographer] Ready, go.

Beautiful. All right,
let's do it one more time.

Think Sports Illustrated,
Victoria's Secret,

give me a little bit
more personality.

Uh-huh.

You're also a little stiff
up here, so just, you know,
move a little bit more.

All right. Yeah. Gotcha.

Brooks likes to take credit
for everything that goes on
in my career.

She likes to say
that she got me signed
at Ford in New York,

and I don't want there to be
any chance for her to take
credit for Miami agents,

so that's why I'm just keeping
this one to myself.

Okay. Are you ready for me?

[photographer chuckles]
I'm ready. One, two, go.

Better. Actually, great.

[photographer] Big smile.

Love that.

Perfect.

-Oh. Love the exit. Very nice.
-You liked it when I exit?

-[photographer]
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-A little...

[photographer] Yeah.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[chuckles] Beautiful.

[Grace Ann] I think I kind of
have a more fun,

girl-next-door,
Americana look than my sisters.

I think Sarah Jane goes
for more of the high fashion.

She kind of has
the androgynous, Gen Z look.

And I'm pretty much just like

tits, and hair and face.

[Celeste]

-Thank you, guys.
-Hopefully, we'll see you soon.

-I hope so too. Bye, guys.
-[photographer]
We'll be in touch. Bye.

-[Grace Ann] Bye, guys.
Thank you.
-Bye.

-What is this ocean? Pacific?
-[Brooks] The ocean?

-[Mary Holland]
This is the Gulf.
-[Trinity] Y'all don't know.

I shouldn't even ask y'all.

-The Pacific.
-[Sarah Jane]
The Gulf is the Atlantic.

So this is the Pacific
or the Indian?

No, it's not the Indian Ocean.

I think we all need to
go back to school.

Look who it is, guys.

-[Mary Holland] There she is.
-Where were you?

-I had a meeting.
Why don't you guy--
-Yeah, girl, with the rodeo.

-Jack?
-[Grace Ann]
I just had a meeting.

-With who?
-No, it was not with Jack.

[Sarah Jane] Why are you being
so secretive?

I just had a meeting.
Don't worry about it.

Are you, like, getting adopted
by a new family?
What's happening?

Wait, why won't you tell us
where you were?

Because y'all are really
critical and you're already
snapping at me,

so I just don't wanna tell
y'all anything.

It sounds like you're in an
underground prostitution ring
when you don't tell us.

[Mary Holland]
What did she say?

Well, that's why
I'm not telling you.

Is everything okay
with your boyf?

[Sarah Jane]
Can you tell us if you saw him?

[Grace Ann]
Jack lives in Palm Beach.

Shit, you were gone
all motherfucking day.

Why are y'all so worried?
Worry about yourselves.

[Sarah Jane]
We're on a trip together.

Because we love you.

How about we won't worry
about where you are ever again,

and when you go missing,
we won't even know.

You're our sister
and you're under my roof.

I'm genuinely trying to work
on some little projects myself,

and get my own footing
on my own and that's
what I'm working towards.

And you guys take it
offensively, I guess.
I don't really understand the--

-[Sarah Jane]
We do find it offensive...
-We care about you.

[Sarah Jane] ...'cause we all
flew here together.

I know,
and I was happy to cancel
my two days of plans

to come on
Brooks's breakup trip.

It's not like we're asking you
to go to, like,
do volunteer work. Like...

[Sarah Jane]
We're just asking you
to be open...

[Grace Ann] But Brooks,
I took off work,
I'm here on your trip.

-Do you need a hug? Come.
-Yeah, I don't know why.

-[Brooks] You're about to cry.
-[Grace Ann]
I'm not about to cry.

I'm so fucking numb
to your abuse,
I would never cry over it.

I haven't cried over you
in a year

'cause anything you say
just rolls right off
of my back.

You're insane.

[Sarah Jane] Maybe have
a private conversation.

I think y'all do need
a private convo.

-I don't care. You're mean.
-[Grace Ann] No, it's...

A couple years ago,
Gracie Ann had
a bad alcohol problem,

and I had to get involved,
I had to get
an interventionist involved.

We did that whole thing
'cause we love her and we care
about her so deeply.

But I feel like ever since
then, she's been way less open,

and I feel like
she's resented me especially

'cause I obviously spearheaded
the whole thing.

[Grace Ann] This one I'm gonna
keep private for a little bit

and I'll tell you guys
when the time's right.

-[Sarah Jane]
We're dropping it.
-[Trinity] Yeah.

[Grace Ann]
Brooks's involvement
in that whole situation

where I kind of hit rock bottom
with alcohol
really hurt our relationship.

I mean,
I love to drink and party,

I just
don't do it often anymore.

On my birthday I'll get...

But I think it just
kind of gave me
some trust issues

around talking to her
about things and truly
being vulnerable with her.

I feel like
I can't really express
what's upsetting me,

and then I might snap one day.

[Sarah Jane]
Shit, is that paparazzi?

I feel like
we should all go to the ocean.

[Mary Holland]
Yeah, let's get in the "osh."

[Brooks]
Get a little, like, R & R.

[Brooks] There's obviously
a paparazzi here,

which feels
a little not coincidental.

There are some articles
out there saying

that Brooks went to Miami
to see an ex-boo.

I wonder who could have
put that out there.

She didn't pick Miami
because some guy lives there.

She picked Miami because
it's hot and we wanna be
in slutty bikinis.

[interviewer]

[smacks lips]

[Brooks]
Every single comment is,
like, siding with him.

[Sarah Jane] Brooks,
the comments do not matter.

[Brooks] And,
"You did all this
for attention."

I'm already noticing
that everyone on the Internet
is dragging me in the comments.

Everyone's like,
"Where's the proof?

If this really happened,
you would be posting
the proof."

"You're just trying to
get attention.
You're so obsessed with him.

This is so stupid.
You're an attention whore.

This is a PR stunt."

[Sarah Jane]
They're talking shit now
because it's public.

[Brooks] But, like, it's beyond
shit-talking.
It's like full-on bullying.

No one's siding with me.

Everyone believes him
because at the end of the day,

he's the only one
who's told his side
of the story,

I've never told mine.

[Grace Ann] Come on, girl.

Tonight, I'm just gonna
stay back and have
a relaxing night at the house.

I don't wanna be
a part of both Brooks'
and Sarah Jane's shenanigans,

so I'm gonna stay back
and Mary Holland's
gonna stay with me.

[Mary Holland]
We need to get you fed, girl.

[waiter] You're gonna have
the best martini in town.

[Trinity] Yo, I hope y'all put
y'all's toe in this, okay?

Like, that's when you know
a drink is good.

Maybe his toe.

-Cheers. Love y'all. Mwah.
-[Sarah Jane] Cheers, girls.
I love y'all.

-[Trinity kisses]
-Love y'all.

[Sarah Jane] Grace Ann
and Mary Holland really
wanted to stay in tonight,

and Brooks
has been really distracted
this whole afternoon.

-Besties for life.
-Cheers.

[Sarah Jane]
And we're really just here
to cheer her up.

I can't even
take shots anymore.
I think I'm like a loser.

[Sarah Jane] Why?

Just like, you know,
I actually liked the guy.

In my previous relationship,
I didn't have any passion
between us,

and I feel like with Gleb,
I could really be myself.

It makes me sad
from that aspect,
but you can't settle.

To make matters worse,

I feel like I don't have one
single person on the Internet
that's on my side.

Everybody thought that Gleb
was my "fake boyfriend"

and that this was
a "show-mance."

I wish I could say this
was all for show
and it was a joke

'cause I think the sting
would sting a lot less.

I'm so depressed and tired.
Will you slap me?

[Sarah Jane] Uh-huh.

No, don't do it too hard.

-[screams]
-[Trinity] Oh, my--

That was a really
fucking bad one.
But I liked it.

Slapping originated
last year in Ibiza.

We were partying, you know,
and we were exhausted.

It was day, like,
three or four.

We were like, God,
we really just need
a slap in the face.

-Oh, my God!
-God.

-Ooh!
-[Brooks]
I'll do you a good one.

Like, it's like this.

[all laughing]

The key for a good slap
is, like, the sound.

So like...
It needs to be like that.

And if it's like that,
you fucked up.

[Brooks] Do the other cheek.

Oh! That was good.

[screams]

Got a little jaw in that one.

[Trinity] You got that...

[Brooks] That woke me up.

Gleb totally put Brooks
in this crazy,
mental dark place.

And we have to
slap it out of her,
it's the only way.

I actually feel amazing.

[Trinity] Do you?

[typing]

Um...

-Are you listening to me?
-[Brooks] Yeah, sorry.

[Trinity] I wanna
throw your phone in the ocean.

I'm gonna pee.

No, I'm...
Yes, I promise. I promise.

Are you okay?
Are you about to cry?

Just have to pee.
I actually do.

[Trinity] She's about to cry.

[Sarah Jane] Wait, do you think
she's texting him though?

I think either
she's texting him or she's
seeing something else come out.

If people really knew
who were in her DMs they would
faint, but she's stuck on Gleb.

[Sarah Jane] I know.

-Which makes me sad... Okay.
-[Sarah Jane]
She's coming back.

-You okay?
-[Brooks] Yeah.

Brooks is really inexperienced
when it comes to dating.

She was married
from the age of 18.

They divorced this year and now
she's on the market again.

This kind of heartbreak

of being cheated on
by someone that you really love
is totally new to her.

Are you texting him right now?

-No.
-Show me your phone.

I swear I'm not.

[Trinity] Where's your phone?

I'm truthfully really
upset because I am going back
and forth with Gleb,

and I'm choosing
not to tell anyone

because I feel like
they are gonna be like,
"No, don't reply. Just ghost."

But in my heart, like,
I want him to apologize
and say, like,

"Yeah, listen, I fucked up,
but I did care about you."

Never said it once. [scoffs]

"Hey, Brooks. I was really hurt
when you went to press
and accused me of cheating.

After all the time you told me
how much you loved me.

It doesn't really matter
anymore.

I was always there for you
and treated you like my queen."

Wait. "I'm so sad for myself."

-[Sarah Jane] Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God.
This gives me the ick.

-I don't even know what to say.
-You can hold your own weight.
I know you.

He's not gonna say shit
that has value.

He's gonna be like,
"I didn't do anything."

-You know what I mean?
-I'm booking you
into a mental hospital,

and we can communicate
when you're out, okay?

-Hector, come see.
-[Sarah Jane]
We're getting slapped later.

-Hector.
-What time
do you clock out tonight?

[Hector] Maybe half an hour.

Good.
Well, wake your ass up. Bam.

-[Sarah Jane]
Don't get me excited.
-Behave, okay? Behave.

-[Brooks] Oh, wow. Ooh.
-Maybe I won't.

-[Brooks] Slap us.
-[Hector, Sarah laughing]

[Brooks] You know who lives
in that apartment? Meredith.

Oh, shut up.

[Brooks] We should wave at her.

-Oh, my God. Hey!
-Oh, my God. [cheers]

This trip to Miami
was so good for the soul,

but at the same time,
I feel like I'm back to reality

and I have some many
amazing work things coming up.

This is so New York.

-[Mary Holland] Love you.
-[Brooks] Love you. Bye. Bye.

Keeping busy
after this twinkle toes

has just fucked me over
is gonna help me.

The worst thing
I can do is nothing.

Everybody is being really nasty
to me about posting
a rebuttal to Gleb.

If you go away for a few days,
and he's not strong enough
in his own mind

to keep his dick
in his fucking pants,
then he can fuck off anyway.

[rap music playing]

He was nasty and mean and ugly
for cheating on you.

So, people can get over it.
You really...
It doesn't matter.

People blame the bitch
for being cheated on.

[Mary Holland]
They always blame
the hot-ass bitch.

♪ Honestly,
you're kind of scary ♪

♪ You getting high
Off the drama ♪

♪ Don't make me dial
Your mama ♪

[Grace Ann] Glad to be back.

[Sarah Jane] That was a lot.
You missed a fun night.

Have you talked to Brooks?

Um... Not really. No.

I think she was kinda of upset
that you were, like,
absent half the trip.

I wasn't absent half the trip,
number one.

I was gone for three hours,

and I was meeting
with Ford Miami
who I signed with.

Oh. I wish
you would've shared that
with us.

I don't wanna tell you
all things
because y'all gang up on me.

Okay, I don't think we give her
enough credit
for how dumb she is.

-Like street-wise.
-[Sarah Jane] Yeah.

She doesn't listen to anyone.

-And I'm trying to help you.
-I know.

She's just annoying.

She's such a fucking weasel.

-All she does
when she comes is complain.
-Wait. [shushes]

Sounds like you're in an
underground prostitution ring
when you don't tell us.

Y'all are just waiting for me
to mess up all the time.
It really sucks.

When my sisters and I
are all four together,

I do feel like the black sheep
a lot of times.

I was in college for four years
while they were modeling.

So I kind of missed that whole
first part of their lives here.

And I'm always little
behind my sisters.

I'm just out here
doing the same thing
as all of you.

And, like,
y'all put me in this box
that I'm kinda stuck in.

That's, like,
I'm some, like, fuckup child.

-You're not.
-Y'all make me feel that way.

And I never feel that way
unless I'm around y'all.

All we want
is the best for you.

-We don't want you
to mess up in life.
-It doesn't seem like that.

It's like I feel like
I'm holding my breath

every time
I'm hanging out with y'all.
Like, it sucks.

I'm sorry, Grace Ann.

I want our relationship
to be fine. I feel like
we used to be best friends.

I know. And, like,
I know I kind of, like, ran off

and, like, didn't, like,
hang out with y'all
as much last summer, but...

[Sarah Jane] Grace Ann.

I love you.
You're my best friend.
Seriously.

And I see you, and I hear you.

I love you.

[Sarah Jane] I think it's hard
for Grace Ann to accept advice

because any time we try
and correct her, it's like PTSD
from that intervention,

which I totally understand.

I'm probably not
going about this the right way.

I should just support her

instead of trying to guide her
in a certain direction.

I want you to know that, like,
anything I'm doing,

and honestly that everyone
is doing, it's coming
from a place of love.

But, like, with Brooks,
I feel like I'm always there
for her.

Go all the way to Florida,
don't even make time
to see my boyfriend

-who lives there.
-Yeah.

I go to one meeting,
I come back,

and I'm just like
absolutely attacked
on the beach like that.

It's, like, she never even
said "thank you"
for going to Miami.

You know,
it's just like expected
that we do that for her.

And the second
I ask for any moment
where she supports me,

I just get absolutely shit on.

And it's, like,
yeah I have a boyfriend,

and I spend a lot of time
with him.

[Sarah Jane] Yeah.

And, like, instead of her
being super happy for me

and being, like, "Oh, my God.
That's amazing."

-She just makes it a thing.
-She's jealous.

[Grace Ann]
I was the valedictorian.
I was the cheer captain.

I was kind of the queen bee.

I think Brooks
had a different experience
in high school,

and she sees her New York
experience as her opportunity
to be the queen bee.

So maybe me entering the chat
is a little bit hard for her.

I mean, I think doing
your own work thing is, like,
the best thing you can do.

Just say no to the next thing
she offers you

-and just have no attachment...
-[Grace Ann]
That's exactly why I...

...and owe her nothing.

[Grace Ann] That's exactly why
I didn't wanna tell her
about Ford Miami.

-I know.
-Maybe there's just actually

not enough room for, like,
Brooksie and I's personalities.

[Sarah Jane]
That's not true at all.

There's four seats
in this house for each of us.

-Anyways.
-Yeah. You can always
tell me anything.

-Is my makeup messed up?
-[Sarah Jane]
No, you look great.

Okay, you're good.

So, is Brooks coming
to your birthday?

Um, yeah.
Jack will be in attendance.

I'm excited to spend more time
with Jack. I feel like
I don't know him that well.

Jack and Grace Ann
have been dating
for almost a year.

They live
a very lavish lifestyle.

They have access
to private planes

and can travel
at the drop of a hat
to wherever they want.

Jack doesn't really
like New York,

so I haven't gotten the chance
to spend that much time
with him,

and I wanna
get to know him better.

I don't want you
to keep the lives separate.

I feel like that, like,
contributes to everything.

I'm not keeping them separate.

I just don't wanna subject him
to Brooks Nader quite yet.
It's still early.

Well,
he's gonna have to sometime.

I know, so this will be
a perfect opportunity.

-[Sarah Jane] Yeah, okay.
-We'll throw him right in.

["Fame is a Gun" playing]

This is really cute.
So innocent.

-[screams]
-[Mary Holland] Oh!

-[person] Wow!
-I'm just kidding.

I'm here in the Hamptons
for a shoot with Larroudé,

which is one of my favorite
footwear brands of all time.

I've been wearing them
since they launched.

[director] Can we get
some more movement for camera?

-It's fucking hard.
-[director laughing]

-[photographer]
All right. Yeah.
-[crew cheering]

[Brooks]
Oh, my God. That's gorgeous.

[Brooks]
Hot, sexy, milkmaid temptress.

I do feel
as though I've been cheated on
by my husband in this house,

and I'm like,
"Uh, where's my lorazepam?"

[crew laughing]

[Brooks] Look at that.

Ready?

Yeah.

[person cheers] Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. God. [chuckles]

-You held it.
You held it. That was good.
-[person 3] Are you kidding me?

[person 4] This is incredible.

After the Hudson Jeans launch,
we got the reports back.

It was such a success.

So the pressure is on
to keep that momentum.

I have this reputation
to uphold

as a model and a businesswoman
and a professional.

-[person 3] Girl.
-So good.

I have always found work
to be the perfect distraction
for a broken heart.

Even the day
I got divorced I was working

because I just feel like
that's how my brain operates.

[song ends]

-[Brooks] Leigh.
-[Leigh] Yes. Yeah?

-Can you come here?
-[Leigh] Yeah, of course.
What's up?

Um, I feel bad
that I can't make it back
for Gracy's b-day.

-[Leigh] Yeah.
-Can you help me with the cake?

-Yeah, of course.
-'Cause I...

-Do you want me
to send it to the bar?
-Well, I feel like maybe.

Like a cute photo
of her or something.

[Leigh]
That would be really cute.

-She's gonna hate me
no matter what, but...
-[Leigh] I'll make sure...

Grace Ann's always been
a huge birthday girl.
It's also her 25th.

I'm kinda scared
to text Grace Ann
and tell her I can't make it.

I feel like it's best
to just tell Sarah Jane

and hopefully
she can kinda keep her at bay.

Oh.
She's gonna hate me forever.

-I know. I feel really bad.
-Yeah. Yeah.

[crowd cheering] Kegs and Legs!

Kegs and Legs! Yeah!

[cheering, screaming]

I have pulled back
on my drinking a lot
in the past year.

However, my 25th birthday
is a huge occasion,

and I really wanna
let loose and celebrate.

Why'd you wear a skirt?

Yeah, why did you wear a skirt?

-I get the balloons
out of the way.
-I did that on purpose.

[Sarah Jane] Ew!

There's definitely a fine line
between kind of worrying

about Grace Ann falling
back into some of
her destructive patterns

and making sure
she has a really
fun party birthday.

So I really want this
to go off without a hitch.

[Sarah Jane]
Brooks just texted me

that she's not coming
to Kegs and Legs.

I know how much it means
to Grace Ann that everyone
is at her birthday.

So I feel like
this is gonna be tough on her.

I understand what she's saying
about feeling like
she's never heard or seen

in the family
and feeling like the house
is a toxic environment.

I think Brooks
definitely should be here.

[Sarah Jane] Hi.

-[Brooks] Hey.
-Why are you
not at Grace Ann's birthday?

You know that you showing up
means a lot of her.

[Brooks]

I know. No, I get that.
I get that.

I just think make sure
that when you get back
to New York,

you make her feel special,
and I think

y'all need to
have conversations

about your relationship
in general.

I don't think
it's just about the party.

[Brooks]

-Okay.
-[Brooks]

-Yeah, yeah.
Of course. Sure will.
-[Brooks]

Okay, I will.

We all just went to Miami
to support Brooks,

and we all gave a lot
to Brooks emotionally.

And so when Brooks
can't do one thing like show up
to this birthday party

that Grace Ann been planning
for months, it's very hurtful.

-[Sarah Jane] Grace Ann.
-The big two five.

[Sarah Jane]
Brooks isn't coming.
She's working.

Um... I need to talk
to you guys on the side here
for a sec.

[groans] That's so annoying.
I mean, she never comes
to anything.

She didn't come
to my graduations,
either of them.

Last year,
she showed up to my birthday

-and decided to get divorced
that day.
-Right.

And my birthday party
became a whole, like,

-divorce moment for her.
-Yeah.

[Mary Holland]
I get that Brooks
is a workaholic.

I just wished
that she would consider
Grace Ann in this.

If you're gonna say no
to any job

make it be the one
that's on your
sister's birthday.

I flew to LA five times for
Dancing with the Stars.

I've gone to seven
Sports Illustrated launches.

-I know.
-I flew to Miami to party
for two days.

I didn't have time to do that.

It's just a one-sided
relationship and this
is honestly my final straw.

You should tell her, like,
that you are... [stammers]
...deeply upset you...

She's officially uninvited
from my life.

So happy Jack is coming.

Yeah, duh.

[Mary Holland]
Next time Brooks is like,
"Jack is never around."

-I can't wait for,
"Jack is never around."
-Can't wait for that one.

It is a huge deal
that Jack is coming tonight.

I mean,
we don't see him that often.

We're about to have
the best day ever.

-I'm not gonna think about her.
-Good. Don't think about her.

Brooks is kind of missing out
on a big opportunity
to get to know him more.

Jack.

-[Mary Holland] Jack!
-[Sarah Jane] How are you?

-[Mary Holland] Jackie.
-How are you doing?

This is...

-We missed you, Jack.
-[Jack] How are you doing?

Oh, my God.

Kegs and Legs! Kegs and Legs!

[Jack] Yep.

My relationship with Jack
has been really
beneficial to me.

I started living
a much healthier lifestyle,

not partying as much,
really thinking about what
I wanna do with my life.

He's a very healthy guy.

So I think that it's
motivated me to be healthier
and live a better life.

-Jack, we miss you.
-I know. I miss you guys too.

-We haven't seen you
in so long.
-It's been great.

Watch out when you hug Sarah.
She just
got her nipples pierced.

Yeah, Jack. You wanna see?

Stay away from her...
[chuckles]

Jack doesn't hang around
the house as much as
other boyfriends do.

That's only 'cause his family
travels a lot, and Grace Ann
travels with them.

And I would wanna be
going to the Bahamas

and Africa and all these
amazing lavish places
if I were her too.

I'm so excited.

No, but Brooks didn't show up.
It's messed up.

Say it. Fuck her.

[Grace Ann]
My friends are here.
Jack is here.

Brooks is the one missing out.
It's really her loss.

I'm sure whatever she's doing
is much more boring
than Kegs and Legs.

Wait. This is not an ATM,
is it?

[Mary Holland]
That's a jukebox, not an ATM.

I'm obsessed.

Grace Ann! Grace Ann!

-What's your PIN?
-[record scratch sound effect]

That was a test.
You should not do that.
You're an idiot.

-I love the setup.
-[Grace Ann] Sick, right.

I made it, printed it,
and then I picked it up.

-That's...
-[Grace Ann] Yeah.

For me and Grace Ann,
we're dipping back
into our college days.

The party Jack and I
became exclusive at
was "Legs and Segs."

Oh, my God. Cute.

When Grace Ann told me
she wanted her birthday party
to be "Kegs and Legs,"

I was a little
taken aback at first,

but I do think
that Jack being here

will really create
a positive influence for her,

and I don't think
she wants to embarrass herself.

[crowd cheering] Ganimal!
Ganimal! Ganimal!

Okay. Boys! Keg stand!

Yeah, boys. Get high.

After Grace Ann opened up to me
about feeling left out
from the sisters,

I wanna do everything
in my power to make sure
she has the best birthday

-and feels seen by us...
-Game on!

...and, like,
we care about her.

[all cheering]

Because we do.

Even if it means
doing keg stands, which is
so out of character for me.

I will turn upside down
and drink some beer.

-[person] Go!
-[Sarah Jane] Okay.

I was a little bummed
because Brooks didn't come
to my party,

which is, like, annoying.

-[person 2]
Wait. She's not coming?
-No, she's not coming.

Brooks got Grace Ann a cake.
I need to go get it.

What?
Thank God she did something.

-[Leigh]
Oh, my God. It is so nice out.
-[Brooks] It's amazing.

-I feel like
I'm in heaven right now.
-I know. Me too.

I passed away and went to
the afterlife finally.

Leigh is everything to me.
We met
when she was working at Dior.

She's a boss-ass bitch.
She handles everything.

I feel so fucking bad
that I'm missing
Grace Ann's birthday.

I know. It's really...
It's really hard.

Did we get the cake?

[Leigh] Yeah, we got the cake.
All good.

You'll text her and say, like,
"I hope you got it.

-I'm so sorry. I love you."
-I feel bad.

I know, but...

Look, I don't...
I can't, like, just leave
in the middle of the shoot.

-I would though.
-I know you would.

-But, honestly, we...
-We don't...

We don't
have the option to do that.

We're also, like,
two and a half hours away.
It's not gonna work.

I think you actually, like,
should just have a conversation

-when you get home
about it though and...
-I'm scared.

-Yeah, well. I would be too.
-You would be too.

I will not be there for this.
It's gonna be fine.

I just feel bad 'cause, like,
when we were in Miami,

they all, like,
at the drop of a hat,

-like, canceled everything,
came for me.
-Yeah.

[Brooks]
The timing of this
Larroudé shoot is not the best

'cause it's Grace Ann's
big birthday,

but at the same time,
I hope she sees

that I want to be
a good example
for them to follow.

[Brooks]
Where is the next shot?

Next shot
is back in that bedroom
but in that gorgeous bathtub.

-So let's go get ready--
-Am I naked in the tub
after lunch?

No, you're gonna be
fully covered with a towel.
Okay?

[Brooks] You know
we don't agree to that.

[upbeat music playing]

[party crowd cheering]

[person 5] Let's go!

Brooks sent something.

-Wow.
-It's pretty, right?

She sent you a note too.

"Ganimal, I'm so sorry
I couldn't make
your b-day party.

Promise we will have
our own celebration.

Love you, wild thing.
Dash. Brooks."

Sweet. Whoops.
I don't fucking care. [laughs]

-'Cause you're not here.
-[Mary Holland] Sorry.

And you kinda suck.

The cake was a nice gesture,
but Brooks's ass being here
would've been better.

She didn't even call me,
and I'm never
gonna forget this.

It's happening!

[crowd cheering] Ganimal!

Ganimal!

You don't support me.
You don't show up
to anything that matters to me.

And you don't listen.

-[Grace Ann] My God.
-She's never done Easter.

-[Mary Holland] Wow!
-And she's never been
to the south.

-Mom and Dad
know what's going on.
-[Grace Ann] She's so hot.

[Trinity] The one thing
we can do in Baton Rouge

-is be ratchet.
-Finally.

Pastor Brooksie
at your service.

You can take the girl
out of Baton Rouge...

You can clean your own nipples.
[chuckles]

...but you can't take
the Baton Rouge
out of the girl.

[pastor]
Hallelujah. Christ has risen.

[person]
Slide this straight across
under the bottom.

There you go.

[person]
I thought I had a big family.

[Sarah Jane] Are you, like,
overwhelmed at all?

Yeah, I'm observing.

There are definitely a lot of
conservative beliefs
in my family.

[Sarah Jane] I know they're
saying things when I turn away,

and it's invalidating.

[Brooks] Holy shit.

[dramatic music playing]

What the fuck is Gleb
thinking right now?

My world has just
been flipped upside down.

-I'm, like, super nauseated.
-What the fuck?