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♪ I'm kinda having my moment ♪

♪ And you're no longer part of it ♪

♪ I don't care where... ♪

Miami. Let's go!

He's talking to the press. Holy fuck.

This one says, "Gleb Savchenko says Brooks Nader

blindsided him with breakup news."

This is ridiculous.

We just landed in Miami and Gleb is running his mouth to the press

and Brooks is obviously really upset.

Why does he have a million quotes in the press right now?

He's talking to everyone.

This whole breakup has all happened over the last 48 hours.

I haven't even had time to process what I wanna say to him,

and then he's gonna go spit his fake narrative

to the media and play victim.

It's so... It's not surprising.

I wanna text him right the fuck now.

Let's run it by AI.

I think that if she sends him a very constructed text

letting him know why they're breaking up

and that it's hurtful that he went to the media,

hopefully that can close this chapter,

and that she can just relax and enjoy herself in Miami.

Okay. I have... I have a little text.

Here's what me and AI have been thinking.

"Hey. You went straight to the press again.

I took two days to grieve and process what I found out about you,

and genuinely expected more from you.

I was hurting and instead of giving me space,

you made it public.

It seems pretty calculated.

I brought you into my home, I introduced you to my parents,

and you still chose to treat me like this.

I deserve an explanation, but honestly, I don't even expect one at this point.

Enjoy the girls you've been entertaining in Joshua Tree.

I hope the attention was worth it."

-Wow. Wow. -Mic drop.

-Send it to me right now. -I love that one.

[Sarah Jane] Oh, my God. Perfect.

We have fun surprises planned. It's gonna be the best weekend.

Brooks is already upset about this press thing.

This is not the way I pictured our trip going.

But she's gonna be so excited

when she sees the surprise we have for her.

Let's get pumped the fuck up.

[Grace Ann] Oh. Let's do it.

Yay! The warm weather!

-Wow! -Oh, my God. This is so nice.

Okay, we're gonna be having a time.

-This is awesome! -[Brooks] Hi.

[bartender] How you doing? Ready for drinks?

[Grace Ann] How are you? Absolutely!

[Sarah Jane] We need some drinks in this girl.

Sorry, we're coming in really hot.

-And it's just us. No leeches here. -Coming in hot.

Yeah, we don't have any boys on this trip. This is, like, one of the first times.

Guys, I have a feeling that we're all gonna be naked in the pool later.

We just arrived in Miami

and we still have one surprise left up our sleeves for Brooks.

-Cheers! -Love y'all. Single bitches.

[Sarah Jane cheers, chuckles]

-[Mary Holland cheers] I love this. -[indistinct chatter]

I am so happy to be in Miami.

I'm a party girl at heart

and so this is exactly what I need right now

to get my head off of the twinkle toes.

Guys, should I send the text to him now or just wait?

-Or should I just send it? -I think we... I think we send it now.

-Send it. -Pull the trigger. Send it.

-Sent. Done. -[Grace Ann] AI comes in handy sometimes.

We're not bring that up for, like, the next 30 minutes

-while I'm glamming. -[Sarah Jane] And a shot for her.

-Should I go find my room? -[Mary Holland] Yeah, I'll go with you.

-Can you carry this? -[Mary Holland] Of course, darling.

Girls, make sure you don't look prettier than me, okay?

-[Sarah Jane] Okay. -It's gonna be tough.

[Brooks] Good glam but not great glam.

[Sarah Jane] Mary Holland, I think Trinity's here.

She said, "I'm just gonna, like, ring the doorbell."

So I'm gonna go get Brooks,

so maybe say, like, "Can you come get the door?"

[Brooks] I got my girls.

I need to look like the hottest little bitch there ever was.

[Mary Holland] Brooks! Your package is here! Come get the door!

[Brooks] All right, hang on. Is it my face wash?

-[Mary Holland] Yeah. -[Brooks] Why can't you get it?

-Where are y'all? -Hey.

Why am I getting the door? Don't be Gleb. I swear to God...

[Sarah Jane, Grace Ann] Open the fucking door!

Okay. I'm scared.

-Boo! [laughs] -[screaming]

[Trinity] Yay!

[Brooks] Oh, my God! I'm freaking out! You really came! [screams]

-There's no way! Oh, my God! -I came!

Trinity Greene is my ride-or-die best friend of all time.

We're completely inseparable since childhood.

-Oh, my God! You guys fucking got me. -Did we get you for real?

If it was just me and my sisters, maybe I would bed rot all day,

but now that Trinity is here, she's gonna be, like, sassy,

and be like, "Get the fuck outta bed. We're going out."

[Grace Ann] I will say, this situation, we had to call in the big guns.

-Yeah, the guns. -The three of us can only do so much.

-She fucking is a good-ass friend. -Right? What?

I am so happy right now. Guys, I'm gonna finish getting ready.

Wait, Brooks, not to have an ADHD moment...

[Brooks] Oh, my God, she's ready.

My southern Belle. Oh, my God. I am so happy you're here.

[Sarah Jane] Did Grace Ann talk to you after the photoshoot?

All she said when we were walking to go shopping,

she was like, "Sarah Jane's being such a bitch."

Things have been really weird with me and Gracie Ann

ever since I went by her photoshoot,

and I understand that I might have been too harsh

but I really just wanna squash it.

We're in Miami to have a good time, not to fight.

And I just didn't even ask 'cause she was in one of those moods.

So basically I went to her photoshoot to try and help her get good book photos.

The outfit she put on was the most horrendous thing

I've ever seen in my life.

[photographer] Chin up.

[Sarah Jane] Oh, God, no. Not the leg spread.

You're more expensive than this.

Stop. You're gonna go, I'm gonna shut the door...

-[Sarah Jane] Posing cheap. -...if you don't leave right now.

The only reason I get heated about it is 'cause I have images out there

in, like, very revealing clothes that I regret so hard.

I think she thinks that I'm trying to, like, boss her around or control her

or I think I'm so much better than her,

but I'm actually just trying to help because I've been there.

I never needed to do those.

-It cheapens your image. -It does.

You can't delete those photos, they're out there forever.

If you're starting a charity in 20 years with your new husband, you're screwed.

Am I crazy?

You're not. But, like, sometimes you...

Sometimes I what?

[Mary Holland] No, not in a bad way at all. But--

-No, I know I can get snappy. -[Mary Holland] Sometimes you get snappy.

This is her first shoot since her big meeting with the agents.

[Sarah Jane] No, I know.

Grace Ann is extremely intelligent.

She was valedictorian like my mom,

she studied premed while we were all modeling,

so I think there's always gonna be a chip on her shoulder

about what could have been for her

and that's probably why she acts the way that she does.

Quite frankly, like, she went to college,

had four years studying premed undergrad,

like, I don't think we give her enough credit

for how intelligent she is even though how dumb she is,

like, streetwise.

[Sarah Jane] She doesn't listen to anyone, and I'm like, I'm trying to help you.

I know. If you talk snappy to her or in an authoritarian mode,

she does not like being told what to do. Not as--

She's just annoying.

-[Mary Holland] I feel like... -[Grace Ann] Guys.

-[Mary Holland] Hi. -I just heard everything you said.

What the fuck is going on?

You know I'm literally a door away from you,

I can hear your entire conversation. [chuckles]

Are you apologizing to me?

-I was waiting for that. -I'm sorry that I was overly aggressive.

I do feel like I'm the odd man out of my sisters,

or they kind of alienate me on purpose.

I think I am very opinionated,

and I always have a different opinion than the three of them,

so I think I do become an easy target.

[Sarah Jane] I was just trying to help you and I realize that I--

Are you actually sorry, or are you giving excuses?

You clearly are very sensitive about me modeling.

I had to apologize over and over again to everyone on set

because they were really uncomfortable by your comments.

Everyone was very glad you left.

-Okay. -[Grace Ann] So don't do that again.

I will not be interfering or even asking about your modeling career.

Finally, thank you. Can I borrow the makeup brush?

[Sarah Jane] No.

You can borrow mine.

I always find myself in the middle of these sister arguments.

I guess it's the price you pay for being the peacemaker.

[Trinity] All right! Let's go!

[Brooks] Guys, response from Gleb to that AI message. Okay, he goes,

"Once again, I see how you function, blaming everyone but yourself."

-Oh, my. -What the fuck?

He's a disgrace.

[Brooks] "You were the one who told at your party, you dumbed me."

He didn't even say, "dumped," he said, "dumbed me."

He's probably high as shit right now.

And then told press, "Not me, I found out from articles."

-Should I just leave that and not respond? -Do not reply.

It is absolutely insane that Gleb texts Brooks,

and only addresses the press and the breakup being in the news,

and has not said one word about the fact we caught him cheating.

Like, is that not the most guilty response ever?

I'm so tempted to just leak the proof 'cause, like, I hate...

-Don't. -[Grace Ann] Nothing I hate more...

-Let it all come out. -...than people being like, "Is it true?"

-Let them speculate. -[Mary Holland] It's gonna come out.

Why don't me and Trinity just get married, like, how about that?

-Should we? -Honestly, yeah.

Maybe we met, like, our own men and we live together

-in a house with the babies. -Yeah.

You could get married to each other and have flings the rest of your life.

What are we gonna do about our church life, you know?

-They're gonna be freaking out. -They're gonna be freaking.

What church life are you talking about?

God would strike us with lightning.

I go to church.

Brooks does not go to church.

If she ever says that, she is lying through her veneers.

So really, I don't respond to Gleb? Are you fucking kidding?

-No, do not respond to his dusty ass. -Like, ever?

[Grace Ann] All right, own it, girl. Look cute, own it.

[Brooks] Because I've never gone through a public breakup,

I'm a little more awkward around paparazzi.

I feel like I'm gonna be overanalyzed,

like, if I'm too happy, or if I'm too sad

or if I dress too slutty.

I feel like I need to get that out of my head and be like, "Have fun."

[Sarah Jane] Okay, girls. Miami!

-[LeLe] Miami... -I am so excited. We needed this.

Okay, here we go.

-[Mary Holland] Wait, LeLe, we miss you. -I know. How have you been?

[Sarah Jane] This is a Baton Rouge table. It's a reunion.

So LeLe is one of our other friends from high school, she lives in Miami.

And Trinity invited her to dinner.

I feel like the more the merrier,

we're just trying to keep, you know, vibes high.

-We gotta put the hammer on the table. -[LeLe] Okay.

-It's "Fuck Gleb" right now. -Please let me know what the fuck is up.

-Oh, it's a whole lot of shit. -It's so bad, you have no idea.

[Mary Holland] Sister.

No, I liked him. That's the sad part.

[Sarah Jane] That's the saddest part. She really loved him.

-Let's refocus and realign our goals. -[Trinity] Wait, wait, wait.

And let's start living our cunty lives again.

That was a fun little rebound but welcome back to earth, mama.

-She's wise with this ponytail. -I'm obsessed with you.

I'm not gonna lie, I was never fooled.

-I know. -Enough.

-We're not talking about him anymore. -Yeah, anyways.

[Grace Ann] You are all cordially invited

to my 25th birthday party, Kegs and Legs.

Twenty-five is a big birthday for me. This is probably my biggest birthday yet.

I've just finished my masters, I'm starting my career as a model,

I feel like it's the beginning of a great next 25 years for me.

-[Trinity] Cheers. -Love ya.

-[Mary Holland] Yes. -[Grace Ann] Love you.

-[all cheering] -Let's go party, let's go party.

[upbeat music playing]

[Brooks] Highly recommend, if you get cheated on,

to go to Miami and dance with your girls. Bye, Gleb.

This is a PSA to all women out there. Also, fuck you.

Oh, my God, it's so nice.

[Mary Holland] The sun is beating down.

[Sarah Jane] You look like a Wes Anderson film.

Oh, my God. Take a picture, why don't you?

[Brooks] Yo, yo, yo.

[Sarah Jane] Brooks. Yo, yo, yo.

-Look at you. Okay. [chuckles] -[Mary Holland] Wow.

[Sarah Jane] We need you to date a basketball player and learn something.

-I don't want to. -[Mary Holland] Could be fun.

-[Sarah Jane] You look hot. -This is beautiful.

-[Mary Holland] It's perfect. -[Sarah Jane] You're stunning.

-Trinity. -[Trinity] Trinity's getting the tequila.

-Where's Grace Ann? -I know.

I think that she went to see Jack, which is really annoying.

-What? -Yeah.

[Mary Holland] I haven't seen her all morning.

If she left and we're in a time of need like this, I will be so fucking pissed.

-No, I know. -Where'd she go?

-[Brooks] No one knows. -[Mary Holland] Said she went to her man.

Well, she was kiki-ing with him on the phone this morning

when I was trying to bond with her.

Stop. She's such a fucking weasel.

We are literally here for like 48 hours.

[Brooks] And all she does when she comes here is complain.

-[Sarah Jane] Wait, I'm calling her. -[phone rings]

-[Brooks] I'm about to emancipate her. -From yourself? [chuckles]

-[Brooks] From my life. -She didn't answer.

She pisses me off so bad, like, she doesn't listen to anyone.

Yesterday, Sarah Jane tried to apologize to her

and Gracie Ann was like, yelling at her for apologizing.

And I was like, "Grace Ann, you also have to accept,

like, confrontation and be able to communicate, like..."

You know what? I'm gonna step out. I'm not gonna give you any more...

[Brooks] No. Just watch her not work.

[Sarah Jane] I think it all goes back to the boyfriend thing.

She feels she doesn't have to model 'cause she's gonna get married in a year.

-[Mary Holland] Yes. -And move to Palm Beach,

so I feel like there's no pressure on her of "I need to make money."

-Does she not know? Okay, men leave, okay. -I know.

Bitch, you gotta have a career.

Are we not learning that? Like...

She's gotta have something to fall back on.

Are we not seeing that?

-Have we not learned from my mistakes? -Prime example. [laughs]

I feel like I've never needed my sisters in the way that I need them right now.

I came to Miami to be surrounded by family,

and the word "boyfriend" is triggering to me right now.

Not a good time to be like, "Oh, I'm gonna go hang out with my boyfriend."

How about you text Grace Ann and be like, "We have a huge agent from Ford

coming to the beach to meet us.

If you don't meet us there by 3:30, you're dropped. And that's an order."

-Hi. -[receptionist] Hi, welcome.

-[photographer] Hi. -What's up, guys?

[Grace Ann] My sisters are always in my business,

they micromanage everything I do,

so I am not telling them that I am meeting with Ford Miami

because I don't want them to meddle in my life.

So tell me a little bit about yourself.

I have been signed with Ford New York

-for three years. -[Celeste] Okay.

And I've been working, I love it. My bread and butter is the beauty jobs.

[Celeste] Okay.

[Grace Ann] But when I first signed, I was told I'd be really good for swim,

and Miami's obviously the place to go for that.

-I know Swim Week is coming up. -[Celeste] It is.

And how is your book looking right now?

I think I definitely need to beef up my swim look.

Miami is a direct bookings market.

We rely on what your book looks like.

So you're gonna need some really strong images

in order to even just get in front of a client.

Great.

Direct booking is just a much quicker way of getting booked,

and you don't really have to be around.

I could just fly in for a job

rather than living there and having to go to castings all the time.

Let's do some digitals, let's see how you move.

I would also love to do a runway walk

just to see if Swim Week is even a feasible option for you.

-I'm excited. Let's do it. -Yeah, let's do it.

[upbeat music playing]

I have my ride or dies here, except for Grace Ann.

Don't know where she is.

But we're on the way to the beach.

I'm just ready to get some sun and forget about all the drama.

[photographer] Ready, go.

Beautiful. All right, let's do it one more time.

Think Sports Illustrated, Victoria's Secret,

give me a little bit more personality.

Uh-huh.

You're also a little stiff up here, so just, you know, move a little bit more.

All right. Yeah. Gotcha.

Brooks likes to take credit for everything that goes on in my career.

She likes to say that she got me signed at Ford in New York,

and I don't want there to be any chance for her to take credit for Miami agents,

so that's why I'm just keeping this one to myself.

Okay. Are you ready for me?

[photographer chuckles] I'm ready. One, two, go.

Better. Actually, great.

[photographer] Big smile.

Love that.

Perfect.

-Oh. Love the exit. Very nice. -You liked it when I exit?

-[photographer] Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -A little...

[photographer] Yeah. Uh-huh, uh-huh. [chuckles] Beautiful.

[Grace Ann] I think I kind of have a more fun,

girl-next-door, Americana look than my sisters.

I think Sarah Jane goes for more of the high fashion.

She kind of has the androgynous, Gen Z look.

And I'm pretty much just like

tits, and hair and face.

[Celeste]

-Thank you, guys. -Hopefully, we'll see you soon.

-I hope so too. Bye, guys. -[photographer] We'll be in touch. Bye.

-[Grace Ann] Bye, guys. Thank you. -Bye.

-What is this ocean? Pacific? -[Brooks] The ocean?

-[Mary Holland] This is the Gulf. -[Trinity] Y'all don't know.

I shouldn't even ask y'all.

-The Pacific. -[Sarah Jane] The Gulf is the Atlantic.

So this is the Pacific or the Indian?

No, it's not the Indian Ocean.

I think we all need to go back to school.

Look who it is, guys.

-[Mary Holland] There she is. -Where were you?

-I had a meeting. Why don't you guy-- -Yeah, girl, with the rodeo.

-Jack? -[Grace Ann] I just had a meeting.

-With who? -No, it was not with Jack.

[Sarah Jane] Why are you being so secretive?

I just had a meeting. Don't worry about it.

Are you, like, getting adopted by a new family? What's happening?

Wait, why won't you tell us where you were?

Because y'all are really critical and you're already snapping at me,

so I just don't wanna tell y'all anything.

It sounds like you're in an underground prostitution ring when you don't tell us.

[Mary Holland] What did she say?

Well, that's why I'm not telling you.

Is everything okay with your boyf?

[Sarah Jane] Can you tell us if you saw him?

[Grace Ann] Jack lives in Palm Beach.

Shit, you were gone all motherfucking day.

Why are y'all so worried? Worry about yourselves.

[Sarah Jane] We're on a trip together.

Because we love you.

How about we won't worry about where you are ever again,

and when you go missing, we won't even know.

You're our sister and you're under my roof.

I'm genuinely trying to work on some little projects myself,

and get my own footing on my own and that's what I'm working towards.

And you guys take it offensively, I guess. I don't really understand the--

-[Sarah Jane] We do find it offensive... -We care about you.

[Sarah Jane] ...'cause we all flew here together.

I know, and I was happy to cancel my two days of plans

to come on Brooks's breakup trip.

It's not like we're asking you to go to, like, do volunteer work. Like...

[Sarah Jane] We're just asking you to be open...

[Grace Ann] But Brooks, I took off work, I'm here on your trip.

-Do you need a hug? Come. -Yeah, I don't know why.

-[Brooks] You're about to cry. -[Grace Ann] I'm not about to cry.

I'm so fucking numb to your abuse, I would never cry over it.

I haven't cried over you in a year

'cause anything you say just rolls right off of my back.

You're insane.

[Sarah Jane] Maybe have a private conversation.

I think y'all do need a private convo.

-I don't care. You're mean. -[Grace Ann] No, it's...

A couple years ago, Gracie Ann had a bad alcohol problem,

and I had to get involved, I had to get an interventionist involved.

We did that whole thing 'cause we love her and we care about her so deeply.

But I feel like ever since then, she's been way less open,

and I feel like she's resented me especially

'cause I obviously spearheaded the whole thing.

[Grace Ann] This one I'm gonna keep private for a little bit

and I'll tell you guys when the time's right.

-[Sarah Jane] We're dropping it. -[Trinity] Yeah.

[Grace Ann] Brooks's involvement in that whole situation

where I kind of hit rock bottom with alcohol really hurt our relationship.

I mean, I love to drink and party,

I just don't do it often anymore.

On my birthday I'll get...

But I think it just kind of gave me some trust issues

around talking to her about things and truly being vulnerable with her.

I feel like I can't really express what's upsetting me,

and then I might snap one day.

[Sarah Jane] Shit, is that paparazzi?

I feel like we should all go to the ocean.

[Mary Holland] Yeah, let's get in the "osh."

[Brooks] Get a little, like, R & R.

[Brooks] There's obviously a paparazzi here,

which feels a little not coincidental.

There are some articles out there saying

that Brooks went to Miami to see an ex-boo.

I wonder who could have put that out there.

She didn't pick Miami because some guy lives there.

She picked Miami because it's hot and we wanna be in slutty bikinis.

[interviewer]

[smacks lips]

[Brooks] Every single comment is, like, siding with him.

[Sarah Jane] Brooks, the comments do not matter.

[Brooks] And, "You did all this for attention."

I'm already noticing that everyone on the Internet is dragging me in the comments.

Everyone's like, "Where's the proof?

If this really happened, you would be posting the proof."

"You're just trying to get attention. You're so obsessed with him.

This is so stupid. You're an attention whore.

This is a PR stunt."

[Sarah Jane] They're talking shit now because it's public.

[Brooks] But, like, it's beyond shit-talking. It's like full-on bullying.

No one's siding with me.

Everyone believes him because at the end of the day,

he's the only one who's told his side of the story,

I've never told mine.

[Grace Ann] Come on, girl.

Tonight, I'm just gonna stay back and have a relaxing night at the house.

I don't wanna be a part of both Brooks' and Sarah Jane's shenanigans,

so I'm gonna stay back and Mary Holland's gonna stay with me.

[Mary Holland] We need to get you fed, girl.

[waiter] You're gonna have the best martini in town.

[Trinity] Yo, I hope y'all put y'all's toe in this, okay?

Like, that's when you know a drink is good.

Maybe his toe.

-Cheers. Love y'all. Mwah. -[Sarah Jane] Cheers, girls. I love y'all.

-[Trinity kisses] -Love y'all.

[Sarah Jane] Grace Ann and Mary Holland really wanted to stay in tonight,

and Brooks has been really distracted this whole afternoon.

-Besties for life. -Cheers.

[Sarah Jane] And we're really just here to cheer her up.

I can't even take shots anymore. I think I'm like a loser.

[Sarah Jane] Why?

Just like, you know, I actually liked the guy.

In my previous relationship, I didn't have any passion between us,

and I feel like with Gleb, I could really be myself.

It makes me sad from that aspect, but you can't settle.

To make matters worse,

I feel like I don't have one single person on the Internet that's on my side.

Everybody thought that Gleb was my "fake boyfriend"

and that this was a "show-mance."

I wish I could say this was all for show and it was a joke

'cause I think the sting would sting a lot less.

I'm so depressed and tired. Will you slap me?

[Sarah Jane] Uh-huh.

No, don't do it too hard.

-[screams] -[Trinity] Oh, my--

That was a really fucking bad one. But I liked it.

Slapping originated last year in Ibiza.

We were partying, you know, and we were exhausted.

It was day, like, three or four.

We were like, God, we really just need a slap in the face.

-Oh, my God! -God.

-Ooh! -[Brooks] I'll do you a good one.

Like, it's like this.

[all laughing]

The key for a good slap is, like, the sound.

So like... It needs to be like that.

And if it's like that, you fucked up.

[Brooks] Do the other cheek.

Oh! That was good.

[screams]

Got a little jaw in that one.

[Trinity] You got that...

[Brooks] That woke me up.

Gleb totally put Brooks in this crazy, mental dark place.

And we have to slap it out of her, it's the only way.

I actually feel amazing.

[Trinity] Do you?

[typing]

Um...

-Are you listening to me? -[Brooks] Yeah, sorry.

[Trinity] I wanna throw your phone in the ocean.

I'm gonna pee.

No, I'm... Yes, I promise. I promise.

Are you okay? Are you about to cry?

Just have to pee. I actually do.

[Trinity] She's about to cry.

[Sarah Jane] Wait, do you think she's texting him though?

I think either she's texting him or she's seeing something else come out.

If people really knew who were in her DMs they would faint, but she's stuck on Gleb.

[Sarah Jane] I know.

-Which makes me sad... Okay. -[Sarah Jane] She's coming back.

-You okay? -[Brooks] Yeah.

Brooks is really inexperienced when it comes to dating.

She was married from the age of 18.

They divorced this year and now she's on the market again.

This kind of heartbreak

of being cheated on by someone that you really love is totally new to her.

Are you texting him right now?

-No. -Show me your phone.

I swear I'm not.

[Trinity] Where's your phone?

I'm truthfully really upset because I am going back and forth with Gleb,

and I'm choosing not to tell anyone

because I feel like they are gonna be like, "No, don't reply. Just ghost."

But in my heart, like, I want him to apologize and say, like,

"Yeah, listen, I fucked up, but I did care about you."

Never said it once. [scoffs]

"Hey, Brooks. I was really hurt when you went to press and accused me of cheating.

After all the time you told me how much you loved me.

It doesn't really matter anymore.

I was always there for you and treated you like my queen."

Wait. "I'm so sad for myself."

-[Sarah Jane] Oh, my God. -Oh, my God. This gives me the ick.

-I don't even know what to say. -You can hold your own weight. I know you.

He's not gonna say shit that has value.

He's gonna be like, "I didn't do anything."

-You know what I mean? -I'm booking you into a mental hospital,

and we can communicate when you're out, okay?

-Hector, come see. -[Sarah Jane] We're getting slapped later.

-Hector. -What time do you clock out tonight?

[Hector] Maybe half an hour.

Good. Well, wake your ass up. Bam.

-[Sarah Jane] Don't get me excited. -Behave, okay? Behave.

-[Brooks] Oh, wow. Ooh. -Maybe I won't.

-[Brooks] Slap us. -[Hector, Sarah laughing]

[Brooks] You know who lives in that apartment? Meredith.

Oh, shut up.

[Brooks] We should wave at her.

-Oh, my God. Hey! -Oh, my God. [cheers]

This trip to Miami was so good for the soul,

but at the same time, I feel like I'm back to reality

and I have some many amazing work things coming up.

This is so New York.

-[Mary Holland] Love you. -[Brooks] Love you. Bye. Bye.

Keeping busy after this twinkle toes

has just fucked me over is gonna help me.

The worst thing I can do is nothing.

Everybody is being really nasty to me about posting a rebuttal to Gleb.

If you go away for a few days, and he's not strong enough in his own mind

to keep his dick in his fucking pants, then he can fuck off anyway.

[rap music playing]

He was nasty and mean and ugly for cheating on you.

So, people can get over it. You really... It doesn't matter.

People blame the bitch for being cheated on.

[Mary Holland] They always blame the hot-ass bitch.

♪ Honestly, you're kind of scary ♪

♪ You getting high Off the drama ♪

♪ Don't make me dial Your mama ♪

[Grace Ann] Glad to be back.

[Sarah Jane] That was a lot. You missed a fun night.

Have you talked to Brooks?

Um... Not really. No.

I think she was kinda of upset that you were, like, absent half the trip.

I wasn't absent half the trip, number one.

I was gone for three hours,

and I was meeting with Ford Miami who I signed with.

Oh. I wish you would've shared that with us.

I don't wanna tell you all things because y'all gang up on me.

Okay, I don't think we give her enough credit for how dumb she is.

-Like street-wise. -[Sarah Jane] Yeah.

She doesn't listen to anyone.

-And I'm trying to help you. -I know.

She's just annoying.

She's such a fucking weasel.

-All she does when she comes is complain. -Wait. [shushes]

Sounds like you're in an underground prostitution ring when you don't tell us.

Y'all are just waiting for me to mess up all the time. It really sucks.

When my sisters and I are all four together,

I do feel like the black sheep a lot of times.

I was in college for four years while they were modeling.

So I kind of missed that whole first part of their lives here.

And I'm always little behind my sisters.

I'm just out here doing the same thing as all of you.

And, like, y'all put me in this box that I'm kinda stuck in.

That's, like, I'm some, like, fuckup child.

-You're not. -Y'all make me feel that way.

And I never feel that way unless I'm around y'all.

All we want is the best for you.

-We don't want you to mess up in life. -It doesn't seem like that.

It's like I feel like I'm holding my breath

every time I'm hanging out with y'all. Like, it sucks.

I'm sorry, Grace Ann.

I want our relationship to be fine. I feel like we used to be best friends.

I know. And, like, I know I kind of, like, ran off

and, like, didn't, like, hang out with y'all as much last summer, but...

[Sarah Jane] Grace Ann.

I love you. You're my best friend. Seriously.

And I see you, and I hear you.

I love you.

[Sarah Jane] I think it's hard for Grace Ann to accept advice

because any time we try and correct her, it's like PTSD from that intervention,

which I totally understand.

I'm probably not going about this the right way.

I should just support her

instead of trying to guide her in a certain direction.

I want you to know that, like, anything I'm doing,

and honestly that everyone is doing, it's coming from a place of love.

But, like, with Brooks, I feel like I'm always there for her.

Go all the way to Florida, don't even make time to see my boyfriend

-who lives there. -Yeah.

I go to one meeting, I come back,

and I'm just like absolutely attacked on the beach like that.

It's, like, she never even said "thank you" for going to Miami.

You know, it's just like expected that we do that for her.

And the second I ask for any moment where she supports me,

I just get absolutely shit on.

And it's, like, yeah I have a boyfriend,

and I spend a lot of time with him.

[Sarah Jane] Yeah.

And, like, instead of her being super happy for me

and being, like, "Oh, my God. That's amazing."

-She just makes it a thing. -She's jealous.

[Grace Ann] I was the valedictorian. I was the cheer captain.

I was kind of the queen bee.

I think Brooks had a different experience in high school,

and she sees her New York experience as her opportunity to be the queen bee.

So maybe me entering the chat is a little bit hard for her.

I mean, I think doing your own work thing is, like, the best thing you can do.

Just say no to the next thing she offers you

-and just have no attachment... -[Grace Ann] That's exactly why I...

...and owe her nothing.

[Grace Ann] That's exactly why I didn't wanna tell her about Ford Miami.

-I know. -Maybe there's just actually

not enough room for, like, Brooksie and I's personalities.

[Sarah Jane] That's not true at all.

There's four seats in this house for each of us.

-Anyways. -Yeah. You can always tell me anything.

-Is my makeup messed up? -[Sarah Jane] No, you look great.

Okay, you're good.

So, is Brooks coming to your birthday?

Um, yeah. Jack will be in attendance.

I'm excited to spend more time with Jack. I feel like I don't know him that well.

Jack and Grace Ann have been dating for almost a year.

They live a very lavish lifestyle.

They have access to private planes

and can travel at the drop of a hat to wherever they want.

Jack doesn't really like New York,

so I haven't gotten the chance to spend that much time with him,

and I wanna get to know him better.

I don't want you to keep the lives separate.

I feel like that, like, contributes to everything.

I'm not keeping them separate.

I just don't wanna subject him to Brooks Nader quite yet. It's still early.

Well, he's gonna have to sometime.

I know, so this will be a perfect opportunity.

-[Sarah Jane] Yeah, okay. -We'll throw him right in.

["Fame is a Gun" playing]

This is really cute. So innocent.

-[screams] -[Mary Holland] Oh!

-[person] Wow! -I'm just kidding.

I'm here in the Hamptons for a shoot with Larroudé,

which is one of my favorite footwear brands of all time.

I've been wearing them since they launched.

[director] Can we get some more movement for camera?

-It's fucking hard. -[director laughing]

-[photographer] All right. Yeah. -[crew cheering]

[Brooks] Oh, my God. That's gorgeous.

[Brooks] Hot, sexy, milkmaid temptress.

I do feel as though I've been cheated on by my husband in this house,

and I'm like, "Uh, where's my lorazepam?"

[crew laughing]

[Brooks] Look at that.

Ready?

Yeah.

[person cheers] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. God. [chuckles]

-You held it. You held it. That was good. -[person 3] Are you kidding me?

[person 4] This is incredible.

After the Hudson Jeans launch, we got the reports back.

It was such a success.

So the pressure is on to keep that momentum.

I have this reputation to uphold

as a model and a businesswoman and a professional.

-[person 3] Girl. -So good.

I have always found work to be the perfect distraction for a broken heart.

Even the day I got divorced I was working

because I just feel like that's how my brain operates.

[song ends]

-[Brooks] Leigh. -[Leigh] Yes. Yeah?

-Can you come here? -[Leigh] Yeah, of course. What's up?

Um, I feel bad that I can't make it back for Gracy's b-day.

-[Leigh] Yeah. -Can you help me with the cake?

-Yeah, of course. -'Cause I...

-Do you want me to send it to the bar? -Well, I feel like maybe.

Like a cute photo of her or something.

[Leigh] That would be really cute.

-She's gonna hate me no matter what, but... -[Leigh] I'll make sure...

Grace Ann's always been a huge birthday girl. It's also her 25th.

I'm kinda scared to text Grace Ann and tell her I can't make it.

I feel like it's best to just tell Sarah Jane

and hopefully she can kinda keep her at bay.

Oh. She's gonna hate me forever.

-I know. I feel really bad. -Yeah. Yeah.

[crowd cheering] Kegs and Legs!

Kegs and Legs! Yeah!

[cheering, screaming]

I have pulled back on my drinking a lot in the past year.

However, my 25th birthday is a huge occasion,

and I really wanna let loose and celebrate.

Why'd you wear a skirt?

Yeah, why did you wear a skirt?

-I get the balloons out of the way. -I did that on purpose.

[Sarah Jane] Ew!

There's definitely a fine line between kind of worrying

about Grace Ann falling back into some of her destructive patterns

and making sure she has a really fun party birthday.

So I really want this to go off without a hitch.

[Sarah Jane] Brooks just texted me

that she's not coming to Kegs and Legs.

I know how much it means to Grace Ann that everyone is at her birthday.

So I feel like this is gonna be tough on her.

I understand what she's saying about feeling like she's never heard or seen

in the family and feeling like the house is a toxic environment.

I think Brooks definitely should be here.

[Sarah Jane] Hi.

-[Brooks] Hey. -Why are you not at Grace Ann's birthday?

You know that you showing up means a lot of her.

[Brooks]

I know. No, I get that. I get that.

I just think make sure that when you get back to New York,

you make her feel special, and I think

y'all need to have conversations

about your relationship in general.

I don't think it's just about the party.

[Brooks]

-Okay. -[Brooks]

-Yeah, yeah. Of course. Sure will. -[Brooks]

Okay, I will.

We all just went to Miami to support Brooks,

and we all gave a lot to Brooks emotionally.

And so when Brooks can't do one thing like show up to this birthday party

that Grace Ann been planning for months, it's very hurtful.

-[Sarah Jane] Grace Ann. -The big two five.

[Sarah Jane] Brooks isn't coming. She's working.

Um... I need to talk to you guys on the side here for a sec.

[groans] That's so annoying. I mean, she never comes to anything.

She didn't come to my graduations, either of them.

Last year, she showed up to my birthday

-and decided to get divorced that day. -Right.

And my birthday party became a whole, like,

-divorce moment for her. -Yeah.

[Mary Holland] I get that Brooks is a workaholic.

I just wished that she would consider Grace Ann in this.

If you're gonna say no to any job

make it be the one that's on your sister's birthday.

I flew to LA five times for Dancing with the Stars.

I've gone to seven Sports Illustrated launches.

-I know. -I flew to Miami to party for two days.

I didn't have time to do that.

It's just a one-sided relationship and this is honestly my final straw.

You should tell her, like, that you are... [stammers] ...deeply upset you...

She's officially uninvited from my life.

So happy Jack is coming.

Yeah, duh.

[Mary Holland] Next time Brooks is like, "Jack is never around."

-I can't wait for, "Jack is never around." -Can't wait for that one.

It is a huge deal that Jack is coming tonight.

I mean, we don't see him that often.

We're about to have the best day ever.

-I'm not gonna think about her. -Good. Don't think about her.

Brooks is kind of missing out on a big opportunity to get to know him more.

Jack.

-[Mary Holland] Jack! -[Sarah Jane] How are you?

-[Mary Holland] Jackie. -How are you doing?

This is...

-We missed you, Jack. -[Jack] How are you doing?

Oh, my God.

Kegs and Legs! Kegs and Legs!

[Jack] Yep.

My relationship with Jack has been really beneficial to me.

I started living a much healthier lifestyle,

not partying as much, really thinking about what I wanna do with my life.

He's a very healthy guy.

So I think that it's motivated me to be healthier and live a better life.

-Jack, we miss you. -I know. I miss you guys too.

-We haven't seen you in so long. -It's been great.

Watch out when you hug Sarah. She just got her nipples pierced.

Yeah, Jack. You wanna see?

Stay away from her... [chuckles]

Jack doesn't hang around the house as much as other boyfriends do.

That's only 'cause his family travels a lot, and Grace Ann travels with them.

And I would wanna be going to the Bahamas

and Africa and all these amazing lavish places if I were her too.

I'm so excited.

No, but Brooks didn't show up. It's messed up.

Say it. Fuck her.

[Grace Ann] My friends are here. Jack is here.

Brooks is the one missing out. It's really her loss.

I'm sure whatever she's doing is much more boring than Kegs and Legs.

Wait. This is not an ATM, is it?

[Mary Holland] That's a jukebox, not an ATM.

I'm obsessed.

Grace Ann! Grace Ann!

-What's your PIN? -[record scratch sound effect]

That was a test. You should not do that. You're an idiot.

-I love the setup. -[Grace Ann] Sick, right.

I made it, printed it, and then I picked it up.

-That's... -[Grace Ann] Yeah.

For me and Grace Ann, we're dipping back into our college days.

The party Jack and I became exclusive at was "Legs and Segs."

Oh, my God. Cute.

When Grace Ann told me she wanted her birthday party to be "Kegs and Legs,"

I was a little taken aback at first,

but I do think that Jack being here

will really create a positive influence for her,

and I don't think she wants to embarrass herself.

[crowd cheering] Ganimal! Ganimal! Ganimal!

Okay. Boys! Keg stand!

Yeah, boys. Get high.

After Grace Ann opened up to me about feeling left out from the sisters,

I wanna do everything in my power to make sure she has the best birthday

-and feels seen by us... -Game on!

...and, like, we care about her.

[all cheering]

Because we do.

Even if it means doing keg stands, which is so out of character for me.

I will turn upside down and drink some beer.

-[person] Go! -[Sarah Jane] Okay.

I was a little bummed because Brooks didn't come to my party,

which is, like, annoying.

-[person 2] Wait. She's not coming? -No, she's not coming.

Brooks got Grace Ann a cake. I need to go get it.

What? Thank God she did something.

-[Leigh] Oh, my God. It is so nice out. -[Brooks] It's amazing.

-I feel like I'm in heaven right now. -I know. Me too.

I passed away and went to the afterlife finally.

Leigh is everything to me. We met when she was working at Dior.

She's a boss-ass bitch. She handles everything.

I feel so fucking bad that I'm missing Grace Ann's birthday.

I know. It's really... It's really hard.

Did we get the cake?

[Leigh] Yeah, we got the cake. All good.

You'll text her and say, like, "I hope you got it.

-I'm so sorry. I love you." -I feel bad.

I know, but...

Look, I don't... I can't, like, just leave in the middle of the shoot.

-I would though. -I know you would.

-But, honestly, we... -We don't...

We don't have the option to do that.

We're also, like, two and a half hours away. It's not gonna work.

I think you actually, like, should just have a conversation

-when you get home about it though and... -I'm scared.

-Yeah, well. I would be too. -You would be too.

I will not be there for this. It's gonna be fine.

I just feel bad 'cause, like, when we were in Miami,

they all, like, at the drop of a hat,

-like, canceled everything, came for me. -Yeah.

[Brooks] The timing of this Larroudé shoot is not the best

'cause it's Grace Ann's big birthday,

but at the same time, I hope she sees

that I want to be a good example for them to follow.

[Brooks] Where is the next shot?

Next shot is back in that bedroom but in that gorgeous bathtub.

-So let's go get ready-- -Am I naked in the tub after lunch?

No, you're gonna be fully covered with a towel. Okay?

[Brooks] You know we don't agree to that.

[upbeat music playing]

[party crowd cheering]

[person 5] Let's go!

Brooks sent something.

-Wow. -It's pretty, right?

She sent you a note too.

"Ganimal, I'm so sorry I couldn't make your b-day party.

Promise we will have our own celebration.

Love you, wild thing. Dash. Brooks."

Sweet. Whoops. I don't fucking care. [laughs]

-'Cause you're not here. -[Mary Holland] Sorry.

And you kinda suck.

The cake was a nice gesture, but Brooks's ass being here would've been better.

She didn't even call me, and I'm never gonna forget this.

It's happening!

[crowd cheering] Ganimal!

Ganimal!

You don't support me. You don't show up to anything that matters to me.

And you don't listen.

-[Grace Ann] My God. -She's never done Easter.

-[Mary Holland] Wow! -And she's never been to the south.

-Mom and Dad know what's going on. -[Grace Ann] She's so hot.

[Trinity] The one thing we can do in Baton Rouge

-is be ratchet. -Finally.

Pastor Brooksie at your service.

You can take the girl out of Baton Rouge...

You can clean your own nipples. [chuckles]

...but you can't take the Baton Rouge out of the girl.

[pastor] Hallelujah. Christ has risen.

[person] Slide this straight across under the bottom.

There you go.

[person] I thought I had a big family.

[Sarah Jane] Are you, like, overwhelmed at all?

Yeah, I'm observing.

There are definitely a lot of conservative beliefs in my family.

[Sarah Jane] I know they're saying things when I turn away,

and it's invalidating.

[Brooks] Holy shit.

[dramatic music playing]

What the fuck is Gleb thinking right now?

My world has just been flipped upside down.

-I'm, like, super nauseated. -What the fuck?