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I need water.
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-What?
-I need water.
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Oh, come on, come on.
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-Oh!
-Whoa, careful.
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And run.
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-Yep.
-Oh, jeez.
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I have
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such a big day today.
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I shaved my legs, I shaved
my armpits, I washed my
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hair with the good shampoo but
not the good conditioner.
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Don't make fun of me.
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This is not coming off.
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We're going to have to
just cut your arms
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off or put you in the shower
again or something.
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Oh, it's everywhere. I
have blue nipples.
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Who cares?
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I'm a freak.
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No one will love me.
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Actually, they would really
love you if you went to
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work like this, but that's
probably not a good idea.
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Yeah, probably not.
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Oh, it's all over me.
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Yeah, that's not good.
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Keep working on my arm.
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I'll work on the arm.
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You work the torso.
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So I have some pretty cool news.
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What's cool?
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I got a new job.
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I upgraded.
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What'd you upgrade to?
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Well, I quit my job and now
I don't have a job.
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What I want to do today is go
to the beach and hang out
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and that's my goal and I'm going
to complete it and I'm
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going to feel good about that and
I think you should come with me.
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I have to go to work.
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You have
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to take a day off.
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They're going to think you're a freak
if you keep going into work.
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Seriously. They won't think
I'm a freak. They will.
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It's against the rules.
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They'll think that's a very
industrious young woman.
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We should hire her.
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Why don't you take one day off and
come to the beach with me.
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We'll hang out.
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It's a big day.
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It's a big day today.
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What's so big?
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Cheers.
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No.
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So, um, you quit your job, huh?
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Yes.
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I quit my job.
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-I quit my job.
-I did quit my job.
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Hannah's very excited about this.
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-I'm very excited.
-She's very excited.
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I think that's awesome. He's
pursuing a full-time...
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It's a step up of him
pursuing nothing.
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What do you mean?
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Pursuing nothing?
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I'm a nihilist now.
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I believe in nothing.
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Now it's time for us to
start a new band.
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I mean, you know, find, like...
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He's not really sure that music makes
him happy anymore either.
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Nothing makes anybody happy.
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-Right?
-You're right.
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Actually, Hannah can tell
you all about it.
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-I can.
-You go ahead.
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Give her the scoop.
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Well, you know, his job doesn't
make him happy, and he's not
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sure music makes him happy, but he
wants to go to the beach with me.
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You got it.
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So who are you sleeping with at work?
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I'm not sleeping with anyone.
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Where did that come from?
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You're all dressed up.
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I'm not sleeping with anyone.
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I'm just kidding.
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Funny.
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Okay, this looks good.
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Yeah, you can put it a little tighter.
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It doesn't go tighter.
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♪
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♪
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So, um, like 2 o'clock
today, we got her
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up for meeting up, talking
about the show.
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All of us, I guess, we can do that.
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Um, basically just going
over the pilot,
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what's gonna happen, and um, shit.
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So, um, we got, yeah, let's just go
over some of that basic stuff.
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These girls are gonna get
some lunch, and I'm
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gonna go check my email and update
my blog and all that.
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So, I will, we'll just meet that too.
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-Okay.
-Just pilot stuff.
-2 o'clock.
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Cool.
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We have until 2 o'clock.
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-Fantastic.
-To do nothing.
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As usual.
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Um, what are you gonna do?
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I'm down with American history again.
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How long was Franklin in Paris?
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Uh, I don't know.
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I'm not up to that part yet.
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I think he wrote a lot of this in Paris,
but he doesn't get that far.
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Oh, right. Was he over
there more than once?
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Jefferson went to Paris.
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That's right.
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He, I mean, he was, that's
why we have ice cream.
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Because he went to Paris
and they knew how
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to make ice cream, and then
he brought it back.
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Well, he didn't bring back
actual ice cream.
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He brought back the recipe,
the idea behind ice
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cream to the United States,
and that's why we have it.
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That's why we call it
Jefferson's cream.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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-Uh-oh.
-Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Put your hands on the board.
Put me on the board.
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That was an ambush!
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It wasn't an ambush.
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-Ambush!
-You like bread?
-I love bread.
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Okay.
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This is history.
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You've broken the gender barrier.
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You're coming tonight?
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Oh, of course.
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You don't have to.
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No, I'm really excited.
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I am excited.
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Well, awesome.
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It's going to be great.
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So, I want to know what your
take on Stripes is.
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Stripes?
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Do you guys know Hannah?
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Do you know where she is?
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I'm her boyfriend.
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I'm not, like, stalking her.
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She's probably in the
production office.
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Yeah.
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If you, like, go left out the door,
it's just down the hall.
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That way.
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Okay.
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If you go somewhere and you stay
in a hotel, or even if
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you just stay with, like, your
friend who you know, then
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it kind of sucks, but if you go
and somehow meet someone,
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you get invited to the home,
and you learn something
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about their culture, they say, please,
come to my funeral with me.
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I was in Tiananmen Square about ten
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years ago, and I was waiting...
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You were that guy.
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I don't like to talk about it.
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But it was after that, and I was
waiting for them to do this
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flag-raising ceremony, and I was sitting
there, and I was drawing
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in my journal, and a little kid
came over and watched me draw,
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and so I, like, ripped the thing out
and gave it to him, and then
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there's, like, another kid, and I
drew, and I was, like, getting
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excited, because I was like, oh, I'm the
ambassador of, you know, of rainbows.
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And I was writing, hi, I'm
from America, like, nice
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to meet you, and, like, just
drawing, like, stupid...
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I'm sorry.
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And, uh...
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And all of a sudden, I, like,
I realized there's no one
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around me, and I look up, and there's
eight cops, Chinese policemen.
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And another one rides up on a bike,
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going, oh, you know, where
is he, where is he?
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And one of them's holding one
of the drawings, and I
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realize I'm standing in Tiananmen
Square, handing out...
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Hey, hey.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, I'm Mike.
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-Hey, I'm Matt.
-Matt, nice to meet you.
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-Paul.
-Paul, Mike.
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Nice to meet you.
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Um...
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Yeah.
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-Um...
-Are you guys going...
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Is it okay if I get a lunch?
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Because I was thinking, like,
do the lunch, and then
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Jeremy's band is playing at
the Empty Bottle tonight.
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We got a beach tomorrow, so...
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Lunch.
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I have this thing tonight,
this work thing.
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Um, but it's a party.
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Oh, okay.
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And if you have something,
um, better to do
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besides party, I'll not
make you feel obliged.
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No, I don't have anything...
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And by the same token, Mike,
if you want to come
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along to the party, you're
certainly welcome to.
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We're having, like, a little work office
gathering, which you're invited to.
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I mean, outside people are allowed.
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That sounds great.
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And, you know, depending
on how loud he goes,
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we could even go after her
or something, so...
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That sounds great.
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-Okay.
-Thanks for...
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Yeah. Okay. Well, now I have
a party dress and a person.
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Party dress.
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Yeah.
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-Cool.
-Do you want to go?
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Yes. Alright. Do you want to pick up your
phone in case somebody calls you?
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-Sorry.
-They were telling the anecdote.
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I couldn't...
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Don't worry about it.
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You guys will see.
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Just look out.
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I'm going to get on that board.
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Do you need me to bring anything
for the party tonight?
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Uh, just your handsome face.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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I'll be back.
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-Okay.
-I hope so.
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See ya.
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we never get to the end of
your story it was about
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Chinese food we could do
that yeah we could
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definitely do that what just happened
we made a new friend
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I didn't get to finish
my humorous anecdote.
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You didn't? No. You can
finish it for me.
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Let's be honest.
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Who was actually listening to the
anecdote and has two thumbs?
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Nothing personal.
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We should wait until the first person arrives,
and then we start making it.
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But that, yeah, that makes sense.
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And then it involves them also in
the process of making the...
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Yeah, the first person is generally
uncomfortable to be at a party.
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Understandable.
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If you walk into this fuckin' place...
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This, uh, yeah.
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Wait, how does this...
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It's like you're gonna
peel it off the back.
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I hope Hannah's boyfriend
appreciates this.
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-Yeah.
-I think he's very sophisticated.
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Dude, we wanna go...
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Take me to the zone, man.
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Wherever you are, that's
where I wanna go.
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He's unemployed.
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Well, that has nothing
to do with my...
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It's because you're free
and because you're...
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I've decided that...
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Working didn't make me happy.
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And playing in bands didn't
make me happy.
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And I'm always, like, trying to seek
out something to make me happy.
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So I'm just gonna do nothing
for a while.
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And I'm gonna try to do
that really well.
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And...
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I know it sounds stupid, but...
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There's something to be said for that.
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I'm just figuring it out right now.
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I just started today.
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So today, I went to the beach.
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And, uh...
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Got some sun.
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♪
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was something. I guess
when I say nothing, I
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mean more like I'm not seeking
out a professional.
261
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So wait, Hannah has been telling
me about this thing that you
262
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guys are writing, and I don't really
know much about it, so...
263
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I'm curious. Well, we're
here, we're writing
264
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it, and there's a dude, our
boss is on here, he
265
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created a show, and all these
people want to do it.
266
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I don't think I get this whole time.
267
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The whole, this is the concept.
268
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The concept, let me explain the work, because
you don't work, but if you did...
269
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-I have worked.
-I know, I know.
270
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I mean, I described it in the beginning
as an insult, but I'm just saying.
271
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No, no, no, I get it, I get it.
272
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That if, like, a work party
is a thing where
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people go in and talk about
things other than work.
274
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Right. It's kind of weird,
I gotta admit, because
275
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I'm supposed to be a host here,
because it's my place.
276
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You're doing a great job.
277
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-No.
-This is amazing stuff.
278
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The dip is... The dip is wonderful,
the beer is great.
279
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I've told you about this show.
280
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I'm happy to be here.
281
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I've told you about it.
I know you've told me
282
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about it, but I want to
hear it from the guys.
283
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This place is great, man.
284
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
285
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So we're going to have
another party here?
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If you guys want to.
287
00:14:20,149 --> 00:14:21,149
Yeah.
288
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Will you co-host with me?
289
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Co-host?
290
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Yeah.
291
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We'll just, like, come over here
and say this is our party, too?
292
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People do that.
293
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I mean, especially when someone's living
alone, they'll have someone...
294
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Like, tonight, Matt was kind of my...
295
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-Co-host.
-He was your co-host.
296
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Or, like, my consigliere, at least.
297
00:14:36,949 --> 00:14:39,389
But he's also just your, you know...
298
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My buddy. Yeah. But I'm
saying if you guys...
299
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Because you're the ones who do the parties,
so you guys can be my buddies.
300
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,889
Well, he's the one who's
good at the parties.
301
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Yeah.
302
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You are.
303
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How old are you?
304
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Uh, 28.
305
00:14:51,809 --> 00:14:54,870
-28?
-Yeah.
-He's an older man.
306
00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:56,529
-I'm an older man.
-That's not so bad.
307
00:14:56,949 --> 00:14:58,110
I actually thought it was worse.
308
00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,649
You seem very mature to me.
309
00:14:59,829 --> 00:15:01,870
-Ah, thanks.
-But that's...
310
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I have that 40 and...
311
00:15:05,169 --> 00:15:06,509
40 and still fabulous.
312
00:15:08,269 --> 00:15:09,269
40's the new 30.
313
00:15:09,449 --> 00:15:11,009
-Yeah.
-You sort of have a boyish...
314
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-It's a lot.
-That sounded...
315
00:15:12,629 --> 00:15:14,769
I don't want to rescind that
because it sounds like...
316
00:15:14,769 --> 00:15:16,110
It's like a burn when you say...
317
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If I said that to you,
oh, I thought you
318
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were older, then, like,
that would be...
319
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I get you.
320
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,610
I do. Like, I feel like you...
321
00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:24,629
You feel like you want to apologize
for some things, but I totally...
322
00:15:24,629 --> 00:15:25,629
I get your humor.
323
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,970
I want to apologize for
a lot of things.
324
00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:28,210
I don't want you to, I
don't want you to...
325
00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:29,689
This is a thing that you should
learn about in a real...
326
00:15:29,689 --> 00:15:31,069
Let's just do this.
327
00:15:31,289 --> 00:15:32,629
-Let's just do it.
-Aw.
-There you go.
328
00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:35,809
It's all good, dog.
329
00:15:37,009 --> 00:15:38,009
I'm really tired.
330
00:15:39,089 --> 00:15:40,349
And I'm really hot.
331
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,250
I don't know.
332
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,480
What kind of jerk?
333
00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:59,189
I wanted to be the funny one,
and I'm never the funny one.
334
00:15:59,409 --> 00:16:00,409
That's not true.
335
00:16:00,809 --> 00:16:02,230
You are the funny one.
336
00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:04,129
Not when he's around.
337
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,280
I want to make people laugh.
338
00:16:16,929 --> 00:16:18,769
Thank you for letting me stay here.
339
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:24,009
Do you think it was bad that
I didn't let him up?
340
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,110
What's the matter?
341
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:28,250
I guess not.
342
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,059
I just couldn't...
343
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,919
I couldn't be with him tonight.
344
00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:36,279
I'll figure it out tomorrow.
345
00:16:36,419 --> 00:16:37,580
We're gonna go to the beach tomorrow.
346
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,000
I'm gonna like...
347
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,759
I'll figure something out.
348
00:16:48,350 --> 00:16:50,210
I'll sleep on this decision.
349
00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:53,029
There's no decision, I don't know.
350
00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:56,549
Mm.
351
00:16:57,990 --> 00:16:58,990
Just a bit of that.
352
00:16:59,229 --> 00:17:00,229
Okay.
353
00:17:03,399 --> 00:17:04,400
Good night
354
00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:09,450
I love you too.
355
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,589
Are you still awake?
356
00:17:31,849 --> 00:17:33,009
Are you awake?
357
00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:34,410
Yeah, I'm awake.
358
00:17:34,529 --> 00:17:36,410
Do you think I should break up
with him or stay together?
359
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,620
I don't know, it's your decision.
360
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:42,140
I don't want to make it.
361
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,280
Can you make it for me?
362
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:44,380
Mm-mm.
363
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,380
Fuck.
364
00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:49,470
Um, close your eyes.
365
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,490
Are you gonna throw sand in my face?
366
00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:53,069
I'm definitely not gonna throw
sand in your face.
367
00:17:56,200 --> 00:18:00,580
All right, just keep them
closed, and look down.
368
00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:02,319
All right, you're good.
369
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,059
-Whoa!
-Goggles!
370
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,240
Dive mask!
371
00:18:07,819 --> 00:18:08,819
This is awesome!
372
00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:13,200
So there's, like, treasure out there,
and we can go swim for treasure.
373
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,180
Oh, this is so nice!
374
00:18:15,279 --> 00:18:16,279
This is, like...
375
00:18:17,799 --> 00:18:18,799
You're great.
376
00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:20,379
We can't open it.
377
00:18:20,519 --> 00:18:22,279
And now you can open it for me.
378
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:24,919
Well, maybe we'll just use
these in the tub tonight.
379
00:18:25,879 --> 00:18:26,879
Yeah.
380
00:18:27,419 --> 00:18:28,419
This is good.
381
00:18:28,419 --> 00:18:29,559
Jacques Cousteau in the tub.
382
00:18:30,159 --> 00:18:32,559
I had this cousin, Ronnie,
who used to explore
383
00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:34,619
the depths of my grandmother's
pool with a mask.
384
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:36,000
You never told me about Ronnie.
385
00:18:36,059 --> 00:18:37,159
We called him Ronnie Cousteau.
386
00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:45,130
I don't know some things about
you I've realized.
387
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,870
Yeah, that's probably true.
388
00:18:48,009 --> 00:18:50,009
I have a cousin Ronnie
who likes masks.
389
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,910
Um, what else is there?
390
00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:58,610
When I was 13, I was
in a two and a half
391
00:18:58,610 --> 00:19:02,710
year relationship until
I was 15 and a half.
392
00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:04,930
That's amazing!
393
00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:07,430
And we had this like big
discussion about
394
00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:09,070
whether we were going to
go all the way or not.
395
00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:10,930
We were convinced we were
going to get married.
396
00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:15,610
That's longer than I've ever been
in anything in my whole life.
397
00:19:15,810 --> 00:19:20,570
Yeah, her name was Amy and she
was like, she was awesome.
398
00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:23,450
And then I started getting into music
399
00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:25,509
and stuff and I thought
it was really cool.
400
00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:28,970
And because she wasn't a musician,
I broke up with her.
401
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:30,769
Fucking ass.
402
00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:35,490
Yeah, because I was just like convinced that
we wouldn't be able to share that.
403
00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:37,030
And it was, you know, when
you're first starting to
404
00:19:37,030 --> 00:19:39,730
learn your art, maybe when
you first got into
405
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:41,750
playwriting, it's like the most important
thing in the world to you.
406
00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:43,690
And so it's just like,
she doesn't get this.
407
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:44,750
We're not gonna be able to share this.
408
00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:48,230
And then I broke up with her and then
I was depressed for like a year.
409
00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:50,590
Until you were 16?
410
00:19:51,009 --> 00:19:52,870
Until I was 16, yeah.
411
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:57,910
Then I got into sports and then
I was like fine after that.
412
00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:02,690
But yeah, I'm just not
good with breakups.
413
00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:04,210
I'm just not.
414
00:20:04,350 --> 00:20:06,710
I don't know that most people
are good at breakups.
415
00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:08,870
I think I'm especially
bad with breakups.
416
00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:13,250
Yeah, well, okay.
417
00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:14,650
Yeah.
418
00:20:14,650 --> 00:20:16,850
You know, I didn't tell
you this today yet,
419
00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:18,630
but you look really beautiful
in that mask.
420
00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:22,009
Yeah, you really just,
you look so gorgeous.
421
00:20:22,650 --> 00:20:23,650
You're so nice today.
422
00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:25,730
Thank you.
423
00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:28,350
You look beautiful in your mask too.
424
00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:29,590
-Thanks, man.
-Here.
425
00:20:35,679 --> 00:20:36,859
Thanks for telling me.
426
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,480
How's your foot doing?
427
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,640
It's okay.
428
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,500
It's got some sand in it but I think
it's actually gonna make it better.
429
00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:46,740
It looks better.
430
00:20:54,299 --> 00:20:55,700
I really had a nice time today.
431
00:20:55,859 --> 00:20:57,099
-Me too.
-It was great.
432
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,200
It was good.
433
00:21:01,209 --> 00:21:02,209
What?
434
00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:03,230
Nothing.
435
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,619
-You sure you're okay?
-Yeah, I'm good.
436
00:21:06,639 --> 00:21:07,639
-You sure?
-Yeah.
437
00:21:17,090 --> 00:21:18,090
What's wrong?
438
00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:20,090
I don't know, I'm feeling kind of hot.
439
00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:21,430
-You're hot?
-Yeah.
-Alright, hold on.
440
00:21:22,569 --> 00:21:24,029
Just take a second, I'll
be right back.
441
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:26,150
Okay.
442
00:21:26,549 --> 00:21:27,549
Don't move.
443
00:21:27,710 --> 00:21:28,990
I don't know how this is
going to work out, but
444
00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:30,789
I've seen something like
this on Cinemax before.
445
00:21:31,410 --> 00:21:33,170
Um, Cinemax?
446
00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:34,750
Yeah, Cinemax 2, actually.
447
00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:36,730
It's really cold.
448
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,670
Here, I'll lift up your arm
and just close it down.
449
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,049
Yeah!
450
00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:43,269
It's good, right?
451
00:21:44,190 --> 00:21:45,390
Yeah, it's good.
452
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:47,750
And this is what, alright, this
is what they do on Cinemax.
453
00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:48,990
Let me show you how it goes.
454
00:21:49,030 --> 00:21:50,190
Why do they smell like vinegar?
455
00:21:52,849 --> 00:21:54,169
I don't think they smell like vinegar.
456
00:21:54,809 --> 00:21:55,849
They smell a little bit.
457
00:21:55,909 --> 00:21:58,849
This is what they do. The guy puts
it in his mouth and he's like...
458
00:22:00,089 --> 00:22:01,309
He actually doesn't make that noise.
459
00:22:01,349 --> 00:22:02,349
I don't know what I'm talking about.
460
00:22:02,929 --> 00:22:03,929
But thank you guys.
461
00:22:04,129 --> 00:22:05,129
I'll be right back.
462
00:22:07,289 --> 00:22:08,289
Look, I've been through a ball.
463
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,440
They'll do these kinds of things
where they're like...
464
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,900
And you see the...
465
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,400
And they're stuck listening
and they're like...
466
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:18,900
Uh...
467
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,800
And they lick and...
468
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:23,840
Uh...
469
00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:25,180
Yeah.
470
00:22:27,809 --> 00:22:29,149
You're like, quivering right now.
471
00:22:29,230 --> 00:22:30,449
I know, I feel like...
472
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,000
Okay, all right, all right,
okay, all right.
473
00:22:38,259 --> 00:22:42,460
I don't really know, um, I think, um.
474
00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:43,460
You're freaking out.
475
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,640
I don't know.
476
00:22:48,349 --> 00:22:50,349
I'm sorry, um...
477
00:22:50,789 --> 00:22:51,789
Hannah, what are you...
478
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,599
Do you wanna, um...
479
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:02,759
you can't
480
00:23:04,779 --> 00:23:05,779
I know I
481
00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:10,700
know what you're gonna say so I'm not
482
00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:13,640
gonna say anything I'm
not saying anything
483
00:23:17,819 --> 00:23:18,819
Mmm.
484
00:23:23,150 --> 00:23:29,090
I just I don't think you um
can I just be honest I
485
00:23:29,090 --> 00:23:34,190
know I'm always like laughing
with you I'm never yeah
486
00:23:40,349 --> 00:23:42,549
I don't think you can
touch me anymore.
487
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:46,299
Okay.
488
00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:52,609
And you can't just leave me like this.
489
00:23:53,109 --> 00:23:54,109
I'm not.
490
00:23:58,250 --> 00:23:59,430
We please
491
00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:06,750
Hannah?
492
00:24:07,149 --> 00:24:08,149
What?
493
00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,430
You want me to go no, I'm sorry.
494
00:24:14,450 --> 00:24:15,610
I'm doing this all wrong.
495
00:24:15,730 --> 00:24:16,730
Um
496
00:24:19,450 --> 00:24:21,910
I'm just going to, like,
make it easier on you.
497
00:24:23,509 --> 00:24:24,509
What?
498
00:24:24,769 --> 00:24:25,950
I'm breaking up with you.
499
00:24:33,169 --> 00:24:37,230
Because you want to break up with
me and you can't do it, so...
500
00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:38,709
Um...
501
00:24:38,709 --> 00:24:39,969
-You know what?
-It's no big deal.
502
00:24:40,129 --> 00:24:44,029
Whatever. It's fine. You
know we have sex and...
503
00:24:44,469 --> 00:24:46,089
You're right. I don't know
your sister's names.
504
00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:47,569
And...
505
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,200
I'm sorry.
506
00:24:52,460 --> 00:24:53,660
And it'll be fine.
507
00:25:02,149 --> 00:25:03,390
I'm like not upset.
508
00:25:04,690 --> 00:25:05,950
I'm like not even upset.
509
00:25:06,150 --> 00:25:07,150
I'm upset.
510
00:25:13,309 --> 00:25:15,750
It's weird. I thought I was gonna be
really upset, but I'm not upset.
511
00:25:16,009 --> 00:25:17,009
I'm really upset
512
00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:26,750
-Okay.
-See you later.
513
00:25:47,049 --> 00:25:48,049
I got a good
514
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:53,529
i got a good day i got a lovely day
515
00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:57,319
I got a lovely day.
516
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:58,899
I got a lovely day
517
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:06,500
♪
518
00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:11,750
♪
519
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:17,000
♪
520
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:22,250
♪
521
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:27,500
♪
522
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:29,038
Yeah
523
00:26:29,039 --> 00:26:34,039
♪
524
00:26:34,289 --> 00:26:39,289
♪
525
00:26:39,539 --> 00:26:44,500
♪
526
00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:51,790
I'll do the same for you, come back.
527
00:26:52,050 --> 00:26:53,690
I also own a fucking lion ass.
528
00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:58,690
She can't make you do it.
529
00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:06,080
Am I blocking it?
530
00:27:11,069 --> 00:27:12,069
Oh
531
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,880
And you have to get me in it.
532
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:17,120
Too late.
533
00:27:17,740 --> 00:27:18,799
No, no.
534
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,720
It's gonna wait.
535
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,720
Oh, come on!
536
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:23,920
Jeez.
537
00:27:24,279 --> 00:27:25,279
No!
538
00:27:27,559 --> 00:27:33,000
What I'm saying is that, like,
I feel like most plays try to
539
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:37,539
speak to something about human nature
that the player finds is true.
540
00:27:39,740 --> 00:27:43,400
And I think that it's hip
right now to look at
541
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,319
the world and have it be
grim in a certain way.
542
00:27:47,059 --> 00:27:50,740
Like, that everyone's fucking
each other over.
543
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:56,700
But I just think that the most
massive tragedy is not
544
00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:58,460
that people are trying to
fuck each other over
545
00:27:58,460 --> 00:28:01,660
purposefully, which seems like that's
what a lot of plays are about.
546
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:05,160
The most massive tragedy is that nobody
really actually listens to each other.
547
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,400
It's everybody going like this.
548
00:28:07,559 --> 00:28:09,960
They're just like, everybody's
in love with the wrong person
549
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,200
and nobody actually, like, hears what
anybody else is saying ever.
550
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:20,600
And I, you know, I have to take off my
551
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,540
goggles because I'm going to
say something important.
552
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,920
I mean, like, that's, that's like...
553
00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:30,440
That's like why Shakespeare's
so tragic.
554
00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:33,080
It's it is tragic on the scale
of like people are
555
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,039
doing terrible things But
it's also tragic because
556
00:28:35,039 --> 00:28:38,279
nobody hears what the other
person is saying Nobody.
557
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,220
I'm trying to hear what
you're saying I
558
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:44,559
know I just get really frustrated.
559
00:28:44,559 --> 00:28:45,640
I'm trying to really listen.
560
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:50,400
I get really frustrated because
I love things so much And I
561
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:55,240
and I feel like my that what what
I do is so trite and small
562
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:05,000
♪
563
00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:10,000
♪
564
00:29:12,049 --> 00:29:13,309
Okay, I got something.
565
00:29:14,230 --> 00:29:15,230
This'll cheer you up.
566
00:29:15,430 --> 00:29:16,589
-Okay.
-Are you ready?
-Yeah.
567
00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:19,750
I figured out this weekend
how to get a six-pack.
568
00:29:20,430 --> 00:29:22,909
Without going to the gym
or dieting or...
569
00:29:22,909 --> 00:29:23,970
-Sure.
-Doing sit-ups.
570
00:29:24,509 --> 00:29:25,509
You wanna see it?
571
00:29:25,789 --> 00:29:27,430
Yes. It's amazing. It's
like so simple.
572
00:29:27,609 --> 00:29:29,569
-Yeah?
-Okay.
-Wait a minute.
573
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:30,769
Okay.
574
00:29:30,930 --> 00:29:31,930
Okay.
575
00:29:34,289 --> 00:29:35,329
Do we have to do anything?
576
00:29:35,430 --> 00:29:36,869
No, no. Just watch. Just
sit right here.
577
00:29:36,869 --> 00:29:37,970
-Ready?
-Okay, wait.
578
00:29:37,970 --> 00:29:42,210
So, all you have to do is let
the air out of your lungs.
579
00:29:47,950 --> 00:29:48,990
You look like E.T.
580
00:29:50,910 --> 00:29:52,110
You're obvious, Matt.
581
00:29:53,130 --> 00:29:54,490
It looks like sex, Matt.
582
00:29:56,269 --> 00:29:58,269
Where do you get this line from, Matt?
583
00:29:58,430 --> 00:29:59,650
This is amazingly deep.
584
00:29:59,750 --> 00:30:01,730
I think when I said,
hey, you wanna see?
585
00:30:01,910 --> 00:30:02,910
That's it.
586
00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:04,569
This is a pack of hot dogs.
587
00:30:05,490 --> 00:30:06,490
Come on.
588
00:30:08,230 --> 00:30:09,230
That's amazing.
589
00:30:09,430 --> 00:30:10,430
Can you do that again?
590
00:30:10,470 --> 00:30:12,130
How many dogs is that?
591
00:30:12,870 --> 00:30:16,390
I'm the only one I know who
can do a proper six.
592
00:30:16,390 --> 00:30:17,390
There's two on each side.
593
00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:19,670
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
594
00:30:19,910 --> 00:30:20,910
Ten dogs.
595
00:30:20,970 --> 00:30:23,069
I can't believe how low you
can get your boobs.
596
00:30:27,799 --> 00:30:31,720
If I had a handlebar mustache this you
could it's so weird cuz now you
597
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,619
actually do Yeah, yeah, I think that's
a lot more impressive, but your
598
00:30:35,619 --> 00:30:40,539
pet your pecs are like on your shoulders
Superman That's a Halloween cop.
599
00:30:40,559 --> 00:30:45,899
All right Come on I feel much better.
600
00:30:46,339 --> 00:30:47,339
I really yes.
601
00:30:47,419 --> 00:30:50,139
Thank you. You can't be nice
to my boyfriend anymore.
602
00:30:50,339 --> 00:30:51,599
I don't know his name
603
00:30:55,399 --> 00:30:59,460
Yeah We don't even need all we just
604
00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:02,019
bring that that's barbecue on feet.
605
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:04,399
Yeah That sounds good.
606
00:31:04,539 --> 00:31:09,440
Okay, so before you came in I Was
before the entertainment.
607
00:31:10,259 --> 00:31:14,539
I was in the middle of the story
about The phone call I had
608
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:18,740
this weekend with with was Marvin
with the agent Mastery agent.
609
00:31:18,799 --> 00:31:19,799
It's good already.
610
00:31:19,799 --> 00:31:23,159
I don't know. Well, the back story
is a couple months ago.
611
00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:26,919
I get an email from this guy Marvin
612
00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:29,500
the New York agent and he is
613
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:33,619
He says he's a fan of the blog and
that I'm a fan of the blog too.
614
00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:38,019
Thank you. Yeah, that's great
And so he says that he he
615
00:31:38,019 --> 00:31:41,980
wants to you know, go around and
pitch this to Publishing
616
00:31:41,980 --> 00:31:46,399
houses is something to do in print
form And that's gonna be a book.
617
00:31:46,519 --> 00:31:48,619
Well, we're you're like
two or three or five
618
00:31:48,619 --> 00:31:52,440
or six or seven or eight
steps ahead Am I wrong?
619
00:31:52,679 --> 00:31:54,740
His blog's gonna be well,
this is no well, the
620
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:57,559
conversation this weekend was
that he's he made it sound
621
00:31:57,559 --> 00:32:01,240
like there was actual like Nibbles
or that like we could
622
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:06,039
be expecting, you know to get it's
amazing real Bids in this week.
623
00:32:06,079 --> 00:32:10,159
It is kind of amazing I'm kind
of that's that's really cool.
624
00:32:10,359 --> 00:32:13,420
It would be cool. It would be cool and
it's great because it's already
625
00:32:13,420 --> 00:32:18,639
all written You just have to like put
it together and oh I'm so sorry.
626
00:32:18,679 --> 00:32:19,700
I was trying to learn as well.
627
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,720
I'm sorry
628
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,799
So now you're you're you've experienced
success in so many
629
00:32:28,799 --> 00:32:32,019
television, you know I'm gonna
tell you I'm gonna tell you
630
00:32:32,019 --> 00:32:37,899
something that I wouldn't sorry missing
and I'm Allowing myself to enjoy
631
00:32:40,739 --> 00:32:41,739
Good
632
00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:48,159
No, now the barbecue has
a purpose guys, right?
633
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:53,220
It's Paul's barbecue or his book
Let's come dressed as Paul
634
00:32:57,919 --> 00:32:59,500
Just in case
635
00:33:05,279 --> 00:33:07,299
I just had it just in case cuz I get
636
00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:16,659
Yeah, I need glasses then I left
mine, oh wait, they're outside
637
00:33:16,659 --> 00:33:19,480
once I get over here and you're gonna
wear your watch upside down
638
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:27,179
Paul style, that's the move It's
always later than you think
639
00:33:30,690 --> 00:33:33,250
Um, we should probably get
at work at some point.
640
00:33:33,450 --> 00:33:34,450
You're already working.
641
00:33:36,269 --> 00:33:37,269
You need...
642
00:33:37,269 --> 00:33:38,530
-Yes?
-You're working hard.
643
00:33:41,009 --> 00:33:42,009
So...
644
00:33:44,299 --> 00:33:45,640
I can't do an impression.
645
00:33:46,180 --> 00:33:47,440
That was kind of cool.
646
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,860
It made me sound like Nicholson
or something.
647
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,059
Nicholson? All you have to do
is be self-deprecating.
648
00:33:51,059 --> 00:33:53,140
I'm self-deprecating. Yeah.
False humilities.
649
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,480
Mumble.
650
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,039
Yeah. Do you want to ride
out on my birthday?
651
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:03,080
Yes, I was just going to launch
into complaining.
652
00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:04,680
-It's running like a dream.
-Yeah, I was
653
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,779
just going to start complaining
about the bus.
654
00:34:07,220 --> 00:34:08,320
-Absolutely.
-It's so hot.
655
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,179
I love that. Pretty soon,
when this book
656
00:34:10,179 --> 00:34:11,559
hits, I'm going to be
able to afford it.
657
00:34:11,559 --> 00:34:14,139
Just honk at me as you pass
me on the bridge.
658
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:17,599
That's where most people throw their
garbage at me while I'm paddling.
659
00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:19,900
It would be nice if you just...
660
00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:21,220
That part slipped out, right?
661
00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:23,559
Someone threw a big gulp at me once.
662
00:34:27,650 --> 00:34:30,510
Do you want to come up
and meet my roommate?
663
00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:32,970
-Absolutely.
-Yeah?
-Cool, thanks.
664
00:34:33,210 --> 00:34:34,210
Alright.
665
00:34:34,210 --> 00:34:36,170
Thank you. That was less
painful than I thought.
666
00:34:36,710 --> 00:34:37,710
Yeah, okay.
667
00:34:37,829 --> 00:34:38,829
Cool.
668
00:34:38,849 --> 00:34:39,849
Hey, it's Braco.
669
00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:40,990
Hey.
670
00:34:41,150 --> 00:34:42,190
Do you remember Paul?
671
00:34:42,590 --> 00:34:43,590
At the party?
672
00:34:43,630 --> 00:34:44,750
Yeah, how are you?
673
00:34:45,030 --> 00:34:46,030
Good, how are you?
674
00:34:46,030 --> 00:34:47,030
Good, okay.
675
00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:48,730
-Nice to see you again.
-Yeah, you too.
676
00:34:48,990 --> 00:34:49,990
Bye.
677
00:34:51,150 --> 00:34:52,210
Do you like your apartment?
678
00:34:52,269 --> 00:34:53,269
Oh, well, yeah.
679
00:34:53,570 --> 00:34:54,930
-Yeah.
-It's our place.
-We like it, too.
680
00:34:56,150 --> 00:34:57,150
It's peaceful.
681
00:34:57,590 --> 00:34:59,570
It's good. Yeah. The yellow
in the middle is
682
00:34:59,570 --> 00:35:01,470
the app, and then the red
psychs you up again.
683
00:35:01,650 --> 00:35:04,230
-Yeah.
-The blue, it's balanced.
684
00:35:04,230 --> 00:35:05,950
Do you want to sit down?
685
00:35:06,050 --> 00:35:07,050
OK.
686
00:35:09,180 --> 00:35:12,180
Paul just gave me a ride home
from work, so it's nice.
687
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,900
Yeah. Awesome. What are
you up to here?
688
00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:16,180
Nothing.
689
00:35:16,620 --> 00:35:17,620
Hanging out.
690
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,780
Just, like, killing time.
691
00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:24,180
Looking for a job, but not really
looking for a job right now.
692
00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:25,860
I'm just kind of...
693
00:35:25,860 --> 00:35:26,860
I'm going to go.
694
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,200
Okay.
695
00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:29,460
I'm just going to go outside.
696
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:32,800
I've been in here for
a really long time.
697
00:35:32,860 --> 00:35:33,860
Okay.
698
00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:35,500
Okay? Yeah. Alright,
I'll see you guys.
699
00:35:35,660 --> 00:35:37,960
Very nice to see you. Yeah,
nice to see you again.
700
00:35:38,060 --> 00:35:39,060
Bye.
701
00:35:39,060 --> 00:35:40,060
Bye.
702
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:52,500
Do you think I'm doing okay at work?
703
00:35:53,599 --> 00:35:54,699
I think you're, yeah, of course.
704
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,539
I think you're doing great at work.
705
00:35:58,539 --> 00:35:59,539
Here.
706
00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:00,860
Oh.
707
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,320
Hello?
708
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,119
Yes. Okay. I think you're
doing a great job.
709
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:11,679
I think you are ridiculously
bright, and I
710
00:36:11,679 --> 00:36:15,239
think you have a great spirit.
711
00:36:16,420 --> 00:36:20,840
And I think that you're probably
the smartest person there.
712
00:36:21,619 --> 00:36:25,019
And I think that Matt
and I wouldn't be
713
00:36:25,019 --> 00:36:28,519
subsumed in our own muck without
you to lift us out.
714
00:36:30,860 --> 00:36:34,559
And that's why I go to work every day.
715
00:36:43,230 --> 00:36:44,230
Thank you.
716
00:36:46,029 --> 00:36:47,150
You're welcome.
717
00:36:49,769 --> 00:36:51,250
Gotta go now.
718
00:36:51,969 --> 00:36:53,829
It's the longest discharge I've
been doing in my life.
719
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:02,000
♪
720
00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:07,250
♪
721
00:37:10,150 --> 00:37:11,849
I want you to look at these
ideas that I have.
722
00:37:11,869 --> 00:37:13,769
-Oh, cool.
-Halloween costume ideas.
723
00:37:13,910 --> 00:37:17,750
You will go as a ghost smelting
a-o'-lantern.
724
00:37:17,990 --> 00:37:19,110
It's not done yet.
725
00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:21,910
I thought it would be really
cool to have a costume
726
00:37:22,389 --> 00:37:25,490
where it's a ghost and all the
classic things together.
727
00:37:51,449 --> 00:37:53,469
Good, good, good.
728
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:05,500
♪
729
00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:10,000
♪
730
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:25,800
Ha ha.
731
00:38:31,969 --> 00:38:34,909
Are you drunk?
732
00:38:43,449 --> 00:38:44,449
Uh-huh.
733
00:38:44,849 --> 00:38:45,849
Can I come in?
734
00:38:46,089 --> 00:38:47,089
Of course.
735
00:38:47,089 --> 00:38:48,089
Is it okay if I pee?
736
00:38:48,269 --> 00:38:49,269
Obviously.
737
00:38:49,569 --> 00:38:50,809
-Okay.
-I'm coming in.
738
00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:52,029
-Okay.
-Thanks.
739
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:58,700
Um, this is the first time I've
peed in front of you.
740
00:38:59,860 --> 00:39:01,280
It's special to say.
741
00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:04,920
I can't even see you.
742
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,000
I mean, not that, I don't know, that's
not part of it, I guess.
743
00:39:08,639 --> 00:39:10,400
But I can't see anything
without my glasses.
744
00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:14,510
But maybe later I can watch you feed.
745
00:39:14,610 --> 00:39:15,610
Yeah, maybe.
746
00:39:15,610 --> 00:39:16,730
We'll put it on the docket.
747
00:39:18,769 --> 00:39:20,190
No, I think it's kind of sweet.
748
00:39:20,370 --> 00:39:21,570
It's kind of...
749
00:39:21,570 --> 00:39:24,130
I don't know. Romantic in an
old person's head, right?
750
00:39:24,610 --> 00:39:25,610
Mm-hmm.
751
00:39:27,090 --> 00:39:28,090
Anyway, I'm done.
752
00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:29,250
Okay.
753
00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:30,250
I'm gonna go to your desk.
754
00:39:30,310 --> 00:39:31,590
-Can I have you?
-Okay. Yeah, I'm ready.
755
00:39:32,590 --> 00:39:33,590
Oh.
756
00:39:33,870 --> 00:39:34,870
Got it.
757
00:39:34,870 --> 00:39:35,970
You can't even see me.
758
00:39:36,150 --> 00:39:37,470
No, I can only see where you are.
759
00:39:37,590 --> 00:39:38,590
You connected it well.
760
00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:39,610
Okay.
761
00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:40,610
See you.
762
00:39:40,930 --> 00:39:41,930
Bye.
763
00:39:43,570 --> 00:39:45,670
Look at that crazy guy.
764
00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:46,990
-Mm-hmm.
-Do you see him?
765
00:39:48,310 --> 00:39:49,310
Do you see what he's doing?
766
00:39:49,769 --> 00:39:51,050
Um, I don't...
767
00:39:51,050 --> 00:39:52,390
But I don't really understand.
768
00:39:53,110 --> 00:39:54,570
No, I've never seen that
technique before.
769
00:39:54,789 --> 00:39:55,789
Yeah.
770
00:39:55,870 --> 00:39:56,910
He's the pioneer.
771
00:39:57,150 --> 00:39:58,150
He's so wild.
772
00:39:58,370 --> 00:39:59,810
Matt, you have to come see this guy.
773
00:39:59,930 --> 00:40:01,170
This is one of the old-time...
774
00:40:01,170 --> 00:40:02,830
-Yeah.
-...greats.
-This is like...
775
00:40:02,830 --> 00:40:05,050
Crazy guy on the streets. This
is A1 quality crazy.
776
00:40:05,190 --> 00:40:06,190
Matt.
777
00:40:06,190 --> 00:40:10,289
Matt. Matt. Matt, you have to
come see the crazy guy.
778
00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:11,410
Matt's not normal.
779
00:40:11,410 --> 00:40:12,690
-Matt.
-Oh, Matt.
780
00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:14,789
Come see the crazy guy with us.
781
00:40:15,170 --> 00:40:16,390
-Matt.
-Matt, he's gonna finish...
782
00:40:16,390 --> 00:40:17,570
This is also a lifetime thing.
783
00:40:17,670 --> 00:40:18,690
I gotta finish this.
784
00:40:18,870 --> 00:40:19,870
I gotta go see him.
785
00:40:19,870 --> 00:40:22,610
You're missing one of
Chicago's premier...
786
00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:25,500
That's it.
787
00:40:25,599 --> 00:40:28,179
Can I smell these roses and
look at the crazy guy?
788
00:40:32,789 --> 00:40:37,650
Matt you're totally missing
this Bye, crazy guy.
789
00:40:37,809 --> 00:40:38,809
These are for you.
790
00:40:43,559 --> 00:40:44,899
Alright, alright. What
do you want us to do?
791
00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:46,179
Do you want us to work for you, ma'am?
792
00:40:46,299 --> 00:40:47,299
Are you okay?
793
00:40:47,839 --> 00:40:49,679
No, no, he's in the zone,
I understand.
794
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,159
I've seen this man work before.
795
00:40:51,759 --> 00:40:52,759
He's in the zone?
796
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000
Yeah.
797
00:40:54,399 --> 00:41:00,159
What can we do to help you through
your time of trouble?
798
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,059
It's like we're going to
marriage counseling.
799
00:41:02,559 --> 00:41:03,559
Sorry.
800
00:41:03,659 --> 00:41:05,699
Yeah, why don't you help
us for a change, ma'am?
801
00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:06,799
Sure, alright.
802
00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:10,299
Matt, you better not be
like this tonight.
803
00:41:13,849 --> 00:41:15,889
-Come on.
-What?
-It's for your hair?
804
00:41:16,230 --> 00:41:17,230
Yeah.
805
00:41:18,389 --> 00:41:19,710
Stop smelling roses, man.
806
00:41:19,730 --> 00:41:20,750
Don't give him my flowers.
807
00:41:20,829 --> 00:41:21,829
I'm not giving them to him.
808
00:41:23,949 --> 00:41:26,889
Hit us, what are- what are
Brian and I doing today?
809
00:41:26,889 --> 00:41:27,889
I just have to finish the scene.
810
00:41:28,230 --> 00:41:31,929
Okay. Okay. And I'm- I'm honestly,
you guys have fun, and
811
00:41:31,929 --> 00:41:34,489
keep doing what you're doing, but
don't- Don't involve you.
812
00:41:34,489 --> 00:41:35,689
I feel like you have
to suck me into it.
813
00:41:35,750 --> 00:41:38,049
Yeah, I'm just trying to- I don't want
814
00:41:38,049 --> 00:41:40,349
to be here doing this,
but I am, so, okay?
815
00:41:40,449 --> 00:41:41,449
Okay.
816
00:41:41,449 --> 00:41:42,449
Okay.
817
00:41:59,099 --> 00:42:01,119
I'm taking less of this concentration.
818
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,180
Fade to black.
819
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:15,559
We're in trouble.
820
00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:16,599
I don't know.
821
00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:17,980
I've never seen him do that before
822
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:23,260
Yeah, I'm fine.
823
00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:24,659
-I'm so clumsy.
-What did he do?
824
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:25,760
Look at that, wow.
825
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,800
He bruised in seconds flat.
826
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000
It says that.
827
00:42:29,539 --> 00:42:30,539
Thank you.
828
00:42:30,659 --> 00:42:31,659
Thank you.
829
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:34,440
I'll fix this.
830
00:42:34,699 --> 00:42:35,699
This is my fault.
831
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:36,940
No, this is me.
832
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:38,840
Yeah, okay.
833
00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:40,079
This is my problem.
834
00:42:40,199 --> 00:42:41,780
I still feel like it's
kind of my problem.
835
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:42,920
I swear to God he's good.
836
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,219
-I'll talk to him.
-I love your garden.
837
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Thanks.
838
00:42:49,159 --> 00:42:50,380
I like it too.
839
00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:51,460
What are these?
840
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,280
God, I don't know.
841
00:42:56,650 --> 00:42:57,809
What are those?
842
00:42:58,250 --> 00:42:59,250
Put them there.
843
00:43:01,289 --> 00:43:02,289
They're magnets.
844
00:43:03,190 --> 00:43:04,750
So that was like a funny joke?
845
00:43:05,150 --> 00:43:06,150
Uh, was it?
846
00:43:07,110 --> 00:43:08,210
Put it on the table.
847
00:43:08,789 --> 00:43:09,789
And I'll let go of it.
848
00:43:13,309 --> 00:43:14,309
That's neat.
849
00:43:15,170 --> 00:43:17,069
Hold one end and we'll try
to push them together.
850
00:43:17,489 --> 00:43:18,489
Okay.
851
00:43:18,569 --> 00:43:19,989
You mean like against?
852
00:43:20,210 --> 00:43:21,210
Yeah.
853
00:43:21,210 --> 00:43:22,210
They can't do it.
854
00:43:22,509 --> 00:43:23,509
They like each other too much.
855
00:43:25,630 --> 00:43:26,630
Alright, there we go.
856
00:43:26,829 --> 00:43:27,829
Yeah, we got it.
857
00:43:28,069 --> 00:43:29,190
It's like...
858
00:43:31,429 --> 00:43:33,349
-No!
-I want to ask you...
859
00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:34,989
-What are you...
-That
860
00:43:36,949 --> 00:43:38,509
-looks...
-That looks painful.
861
00:43:38,789 --> 00:43:40,569
What do you need to ask me?
862
00:43:40,569 --> 00:43:43,069
Okay, I want to know what you
think of Bush League.
863
00:43:44,150 --> 00:43:45,150
I like it.
864
00:43:46,369 --> 00:43:47,369
It's great.
865
00:43:48,869 --> 00:43:49,869
Alright, wait.
866
00:43:49,969 --> 00:43:50,969
Give me...
867
00:43:51,469 --> 00:43:52,469
Give me the marbles.
868
00:43:52,489 --> 00:43:53,489
Why?
869
00:43:53,710 --> 00:43:56,329
I want you to take...
870
00:43:56,329 --> 00:43:58,009
Can I have them back, please?
871
00:44:01,190 --> 00:44:04,170
This is what you get for hanging out
with someone younger than you.
872
00:44:05,250 --> 00:44:07,210
Oh, Bill, I'm in trouble.
873
00:44:07,449 --> 00:44:08,610
Take the marbles out of your nose.
874
00:44:09,190 --> 00:44:10,190
No.
875
00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:12,250
Sorry, Dad.
876
00:44:13,010 --> 00:44:14,949
You and Paul talk about this
stuff all the time.
877
00:44:15,010 --> 00:44:16,010
Yeah.
878
00:44:16,010 --> 00:44:18,110
You know how he feels about it, right?
879
00:44:18,130 --> 00:44:19,210
I know how he feels, yeah.
880
00:44:19,650 --> 00:44:20,809
I don't really like things that are,
881
00:44:20,889 --> 00:44:23,869
like, sort of explicitly
about what they are.
882
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:35,320
I think it's both preaching to
the choir, and I think, and I
883
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,700
think you're, because of that,
like your audience is limited
884
00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:42,019
because it's not like someone who
is really conservative is gonna
885
00:44:42,019 --> 00:44:45,920
turn on this show and then their minds will
be changed by what they see on TV.
886
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,519
I don't think it's gonna like
change the world or
887
00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:49,820
get Bush in, but I don't understand
why, if we're
888
00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:52,880
working on it, why we can't be
like, this is really good.
889
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,000
And now you're, now you're, when you're
talking, you sound just like him.
890
00:44:56,100 --> 00:44:57,539
Like you, you're saying
things that he said.
891
00:44:57,620 --> 00:44:59,340
No, no, no, I really came
to these thoughts on
892
00:44:59,340 --> 00:45:01,700
my own, it's not just because
Paul said them to me.
893
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:04,560
I know, I know that I do,
but I really, I hate it
894
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,620
when people date people and
then they just pair
895
00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:08,160
it with what they say, but that's
not what I'm doing.
896
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:09,840
I actually did believe this before.
897
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:10,900
Okay.
898
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,000
Her thumbs are so close to me.
899
00:45:13,140 --> 00:45:14,800
That has three lenses, or four lenses.
900
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:16,560
Yeah.
901
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,960
That's, you'll find that common
motif in my three pictures.
902
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,460
Who is that? People pointing. This
picture is special for two.
903
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,680
Yeah. Is that the girl sitting
in this? Yeah.
904
00:45:24,860 --> 00:45:25,860
Her name's Margot.
905
00:45:25,940 --> 00:45:29,840
It's when something comes out at you, like,
and it shoots in the direction.
906
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,500
This one's great because number one,
you're really handsome in it.
907
00:45:33,620 --> 00:45:34,620
Thank you.
908
00:45:35,180 --> 00:45:38,120
And, um, oh, number two, cause
it snapped right in for me.
909
00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:41,060
Like it usually, that was my 3D.
910
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,160
My friend Charlie took that.
911
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,539
It's actually, he's really good.
912
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:45,060
You're playing the trumpet.
913
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,200
Yeah.
914
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,120
That's not important. Look,
he looks like Tom Cruise.
915
00:45:49,660 --> 00:45:50,820
I play the trumpet.
916
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:52,640
You play the trumpet?
917
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:53,880
Yeah.
918
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,980
For real? You look like,
I play the trumpet.
919
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000
Jessica Lyon.
920
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,000
I play the mean trumpet.
921
00:45:58,039 --> 00:45:59,039
Do you really?
922
00:45:59,039 --> 00:46:01,300
Yeah. I played in my high
school marching band.
923
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,400
You're kidding.
924
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:06,100
I've, I've, I got a trumpet like five
years ago and I took lessons.
925
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,039
That's so wild. Yeah. My teacher, my teacher
at the time said I was a natural.
926
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,780
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
-Cause of my lip.
927
00:46:10,980 --> 00:46:11,980
Cause I have a big fat lip.
928
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:13,560
That's so funny.
929
00:46:13,660 --> 00:46:14,740
I really do play the trumpet.
930
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,320
Do you still play?
931
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,420
I play occasionally with Rocco.
932
00:46:18,519 --> 00:46:20,240
Yeah, it's fun. You have a trumpet
here in this apartment.
933
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:23,440
Yeah, I do. Are you kidding?
Yeah, I definitely do.
934
00:46:23,460 --> 00:46:24,460
I didn't know that.
935
00:46:24,460 --> 00:46:28,000
Yeah, and, and I, and I, uh,
no, I played in junior high
936
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,519
and high school and I've kind of
like kept it up since, but.
937
00:46:31,300 --> 00:46:32,300
You have kept it up.
938
00:46:32,420 --> 00:46:33,420
A bit, a bit.
939
00:46:33,539 --> 00:46:35,180
Yeah, not entirely.
940
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,920
That's crazy. Yeah, I've never met
anyone who plays the trumpet.
941
00:46:38,019 --> 00:46:41,140
We should play. I have like
some music with a duets.
942
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:42,960
Yeah, two parts.
943
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,519
We could, we could get together.
944
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:45,600
We could play.
945
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,140
Rocco, are you gonna get in on that?
946
00:46:47,620 --> 00:46:48,620
I could.
947
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,800
Maybe it would just be a double duet.
948
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:53,519
That'd be awesome. I
haven't played in a
949
00:46:53,519 --> 00:46:55,080
couple of years, so I'd
like an excuse to.
950
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,420
-Agreement.
-Yeah, seriously.
951
00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:57,940
Shake.
952
00:46:58,260 --> 00:46:59,260
Yeah.
953
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:00,840
We're playing the trumpet.
954
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,260
-That's awesome.
-We should do that.
955
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:06,620
I did not even know there was such a thing
as a, you want me to, you do me.
956
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,200
Okay, you get in there.
957
00:47:08,539 --> 00:47:10,320
What's that? Hold me?
No, are you okay?
958
00:47:10,519 --> 00:47:12,500
I'm fine. Alright, this
one's for you, Paul.
959
00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:14,100
-Okay.
-This one's for you.
-Okay.
960
00:47:14,380 --> 00:47:15,380
I think you'll like it.
961
00:47:15,539 --> 00:47:16,539
Oh, yeah.
962
00:47:16,539 --> 00:47:19,680
Wait, wait, wait. What is it? Well, it's
gonna take me a minute to get it.
963
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:20,720
To snap it.
964
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:21,940
-Here, this one's for you.
-I like it.
965
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Okay.
966
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,780
Wow, I'm so excited we both
play the trumpet.
967
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:27,280
I know, I feel like I found a friend.
968
00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:30,220
Yeah. Yeah. It's like we're musical
soulmates because very few
969
00:47:30,220 --> 00:47:33,039
people choose the trumpet as the
instrument they want to play.
970
00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:34,220
It's a harsh instrument.
971
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,800
-Yeah.
-Not social.
972
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:36,998
No.
973
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:42,000
♪
974
00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:44,000
♪
975
00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:49,190
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, so I'm
976
00:47:51,269 --> 00:47:52,269
Yeah
977
00:47:54,809 --> 00:47:57,769
Yeah, you know Marcus, okay.
978
00:47:58,849 --> 00:47:59,969
Oh, I'm ready.
979
00:48:00,150 --> 00:48:02,210
I'm ready for anything, okay, okay?
980
00:48:09,789 --> 00:48:12,710
-Stay?
-That was incredibly aggressive.
981
00:48:13,590 --> 00:48:14,590
It was...
982
00:48:14,590 --> 00:48:16,310
What do you want me to do?
983
00:48:16,470 --> 00:48:18,230
I don't know. I wanted
a soft, tender one.
984
00:48:18,410 --> 00:48:20,630
I don't know. I don't feel
very soft and tender.
985
00:48:23,199 --> 00:48:24,199
Jungle cat.
986
00:48:25,639 --> 00:48:26,639
Okay, fine.
987
00:48:27,059 --> 00:48:28,059
Fine.
988
00:48:28,980 --> 00:48:29,980
That was too soft.
989
00:48:30,039 --> 00:48:31,439
I was looking for something
in the middle.
990
00:48:31,939 --> 00:48:32,939
But we'll come back to that.
991
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:33,960
We're going to work on that.
992
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:35,239
Tomorrow.
993
00:48:37,819 --> 00:48:38,819
And tonight.
994
00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:42,000
You could work, too, you know.
995
00:48:42,559 --> 00:48:43,559
Work on what?
996
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:44,960
You?
997
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,840
-No.
-You're gonna work on me tomorrow.
998
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:47,960
No, I'm gonna work on my play.
999
00:48:48,099 --> 00:48:49,099
Exactly.
1000
00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:50,300
Soft and tender.
1001
00:48:50,539 --> 00:48:51,539
Because you understand.
1002
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:53,160
I understand.
1003
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:54,760
The work of the writer.
1004
00:48:55,639 --> 00:48:56,639
Right?
1005
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,760
Yeah, I got it.
1006
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,160
This is exactly what Eugene
O'Neill would have done.
1007
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,500
Yeah, well, Eugene O'Neill
was an alcoholic.
1008
00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:09,000
and a fucking awesome writer.
1009
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,400
Anyway, that's not the point.
1010
00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:17,340
The point is that I am crazy about
1011
00:49:17,340 --> 00:49:19,000
you and that's why tomorrow we're
1012
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,440
gonna seriously consummate this tension
that we're working on tonight.
1013
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,200
Okay, fine.
1014
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,400
Or consummate.
1015
00:49:25,620 --> 00:49:26,700
-Okay, fine.
-Yeah?
-Okay.
1016
00:49:27,139 --> 00:49:28,139
Okay.
1017
00:49:28,139 --> 00:49:30,099
-Bye.
-Okay, see you tomorrow?
1018
00:49:30,380 --> 00:49:34,240
You're not mad? See you tomorrow?
I'm gonna kiss your wound.
1019
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,400
Yeah.
1020
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:36,400
That's a sign of devotion.
1021
00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:39,019
You should stay.
1022
00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:41,240
No.
1023
00:49:41,559 --> 00:49:43,400
Careful. No. I'm gonna
break something.
1024
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:44,720
I'm not gonna break anything.
1025
00:49:44,900 --> 00:49:46,380
-Okay.
-Okay.
-I'll see
1026
00:49:47,559 --> 00:49:48,559
-I'll miss you already.
-Yeah.
1027
00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:51,900
Bye.
1028
00:49:54,619 --> 00:49:56,719
Godspeed. I don't deserve
you, you've been great.
1029
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:58,460
Goodnight. Goodnight.
See you tomorrow.
1030
00:49:58,559 --> 00:49:59,579
-Goodnight.
-Take care.
1031
00:49:59,839 --> 00:50:00,839
-Yeah.
-Be
1032
00:50:01,299 --> 00:50:02,559
♪
1033
00:50:02,559 --> 00:50:03,819
-I come back.
-I will be.
1034
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
I'm cute now.
1035
00:50:05,139 --> 00:50:06,159
-I know.
-Yeah.
1036
00:50:06,259 --> 00:50:07,639
-I'm sorry.
-Alright.
-Okay.
1037
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:19,500
♪
1038
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:29,500
♪
1039
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:37,000
♪
1040
00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:38,500
♪
1041
00:50:45,789 --> 00:50:49,889
okay okay okay all right okay so here
1042
00:50:49,889 --> 00:50:54,549
we go with the 1812 I don't
1043
00:50:54,549 --> 00:50:59,690
really don't expect anything all right
I'm gonna face embarrassment
1044
00:51:02,630 --> 00:51:03,650
Could you just look at her?
1045
00:51:03,670 --> 00:51:05,469
This is going to be so humiliating
when you're better than me.
1046
00:51:05,469 --> 00:51:06,469
Just look at her.
1047
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:17,000
♪
1048
00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:22,250
♪
1049
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:27,500
♪
1050
00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:32,750
♪
1051
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:38,000
♪
1052
00:51:38,250 --> 00:51:43,250
♪
1053
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:48,500
♪
1054
00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:53,750
♪
1055
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:59,000
♪
1056
00:51:59,409 --> 00:52:00,409
Yeah!
1057
00:52:00,489 --> 00:52:01,489
Yay!
1058
00:52:01,489 --> 00:52:02,489
We were cool!
1059
00:52:03,349 --> 00:52:04,349
You did really well.
1060
00:52:04,369 --> 00:52:06,349
I just gave you the smooth
music right now though.
1061
00:52:06,909 --> 00:52:07,909
I'm actually very good.
1062
00:52:07,989 --> 00:52:08,989
I...
1063
00:52:08,989 --> 00:52:09,989
I'm sure.
1064
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:17,500
♪
1065
00:52:19,940 --> 00:52:22,019
You have a lot of power in your blood.
1066
00:52:22,019 --> 00:52:23,299
-It's a blast.
-That's right.
1067
00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:24,639
Mayonnaise war.
1068
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:30,000
♪
1069
00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:32,599
♪
1070
00:52:32,599 --> 00:52:34,759
So are you looking at the
notes or the numbers?
1071
00:52:35,699 --> 00:52:36,719
I kind of have just memorized.
1072
00:52:39,829 --> 00:52:42,269
But, I mean, originally,
I have to never...
1073
00:52:42,269 --> 00:52:43,369
-Can I take this home?
-Can I bring it?
1074
00:52:43,769 --> 00:52:45,029
Yeah, yeah, yeah, take it home.
1075
00:52:45,169 --> 00:52:46,849
I bring it Monday to work?
Yeah, definitely.
1076
00:52:46,869 --> 00:52:47,869
I'll copy it.
1077
00:52:47,929 --> 00:52:49,369
Okay, because... Do you
want to play together?
1078
00:52:49,469 --> 00:52:50,469
Yeah.
1079
00:52:50,469 --> 00:52:52,809
Go slow. Can we, like, have
a slow beat or something?
1080
00:52:52,969 --> 00:52:53,969
Yeah, go really slow.
1081
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:59,000
♪
1082
00:52:59,250 --> 00:53:04,250
♪
1083
00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:09,500
♪
1084
00:53:09,750 --> 00:53:14,750
♪
1085
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000
♪
1086
00:53:18,079 --> 00:53:19,280
-Brainstorm.
-Get your mind working.
1087
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:20,400
Exercise it.
1088
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,400
Bananas for the brain.
1089
00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:25,400
So, uh, let's say, okay, we get
a new client calling up.
1090
00:53:25,980 --> 00:53:28,240
And, um, yeah, Minnie, just
answer the phone.
1091
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:29,760
Say, bring.
1092
00:53:30,180 --> 00:53:31,180
Bring, bring, bring.
1093
00:53:31,220 --> 00:53:32,220
Okay.
1094
00:53:32,420 --> 00:53:33,840
Hello, this is Minnie DePalma.
1095
00:53:33,940 --> 00:53:37,180
How can I help you? Okay, did you, yeah,
just go over with the phone.
1096
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:39,240
Okay.
1097
00:53:39,579 --> 00:53:41,619
Okay, so, yeah, say, start over.
1098
00:53:41,820 --> 00:53:42,820
Yeah, so you answer the phone.
1099
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,039
Hey, it's Jim Henson.
1100
00:53:45,900 --> 00:53:47,400
Jim, it's Jim Henson.
1101
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:49,160
-Hello.
-I want you to, okay.
1102
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:50,400
Hello, Mr. Henson.
1103
00:53:50,539 --> 00:53:53,039
Hello, I want you to come up
with a new Muppet for me.
1104
00:53:53,119 --> 00:53:54,119
Can you come up with a new Muppet?
1105
00:53:54,820 --> 00:53:56,079
Wow, I'm really honored.
1106
00:53:56,519 --> 00:53:58,420
Great, okay, so what we're
going to do, okay.
1107
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,460
Okay, so we're going to come
up with a new Muppet.
1108
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,500
Okay, yeah, so I'm just going
to, yeah, I'm sorry.
1109
00:54:03,519 --> 00:54:05,740
My concern, Marvin, the thing
that I'm concerned
1110
00:54:05,740 --> 00:54:09,240
about is that we keep, you're
talking to them, and
1111
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:11,059
I feel like you're getting
mixed messages from them.
1112
00:54:11,059 --> 00:54:12,599
I love the pencils.
1113
00:54:12,599 --> 00:54:15,059
And then you relay it to me,
and it's a muddle to me.
1114
00:54:15,260 --> 00:54:20,500
If I could get in touch with the
main, yeah, if I, Catherine
1115
00:54:21,059 --> 00:54:23,940
over there, whoever, whoever's actually
going to be the person.
1116
00:54:24,019 --> 00:54:25,860
I haven't been through this
before, so you tell me.
1117
00:54:29,230 --> 00:54:33,930
okay okay so so Catherine so just
if there's an opportunity and I
1118
00:54:33,930 --> 00:54:38,110
have to go to New York to do that
that's fine but but I think it's
1119
00:54:38,110 --> 00:54:40,450
this thing is only gonna get done
I'm gonna get it cleared up if I
1120
00:54:40,450 --> 00:54:44,450
can understand what they're looking
for and what they're it's hard
1121
00:54:44,450 --> 00:54:47,910
for me to work and do do you know ten
different things over here and
1122
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:53,329
then you should have all this mm-hmm you
should have all those toys everywhere
1123
00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:59,210
yeah that's fine I mean I'm happy I'm
1124
00:54:59,210 --> 00:55:02,950
glad I'm thrilled let's
write a fire truck
1125
00:55:04,989 --> 00:55:09,849
is that it is that a clever no kid
what starts with F it ends in
1126
00:55:09,849 --> 00:55:15,230
uh that's not that's not a fire
truck you I'm cool that's all
1127
00:55:15,230 --> 00:55:20,490
that's absolutely your do I go to lunch
territory and yeah yeah all
1128
00:55:22,889 --> 00:55:23,889
right
1129
00:55:25,900 --> 00:55:29,280
And, um, and I'll, uh...
1130
00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:34,009
Yeah. Well, I'm on the phone
to you a lot, Martin.
1131
00:55:36,710 --> 00:55:38,150
And I love it. And I love it.
1132
00:55:39,210 --> 00:55:40,210
Keep it coming.
1133
00:55:40,650 --> 00:55:42,670
I don't know. I just feel taken advantage
of because he's like...
1134
00:55:45,410 --> 00:55:48,610
Like, I'm doing all the work, and he doesn't
even like the show, and he...
1135
00:55:48,610 --> 00:55:50,310
-I know.
-I know.
-I just...
1136
00:55:50,850 --> 00:55:51,850
And I'm happy for him.
1137
00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:56,210
Like, I'm happy that he's got things
going on, but I don't know.
1138
00:55:59,050 --> 00:56:00,210
I didn't tell you.
1139
00:56:01,450 --> 00:56:05,310
Take whatever frustration you have
and like multiply it by 50.
1140
00:56:06,810 --> 00:56:08,170
That's like how I'm feeling.
1141
00:56:08,690 --> 00:56:09,690
Because of work?
1142
00:56:10,070 --> 00:56:12,289
No, I mean I like work and he's like
1143
00:56:12,289 --> 00:56:15,110
never, like we're doing,
you know, all of it.
1144
00:56:17,650 --> 00:56:22,990
I don't, he just doesn't, he's like
so unavailable to me at all times.
1145
00:56:23,490 --> 00:56:24,490
Yeah.
1146
00:56:25,289 --> 00:56:29,650
I don't need a lot of time, I just,
I just like every time I try to
1147
00:56:30,130 --> 00:56:33,789
be with him he's always got somewhere
else to go and something to do.
1148
00:56:33,889 --> 00:56:35,590
But I think he's having
like an accelerated
1149
00:56:35,590 --> 00:56:38,450
thing right now with his book,
you know what I mean?
1150
00:56:38,710 --> 00:56:41,630
Yeah, I know, but it's like you
were saying, like, he's
1151
00:56:41,630 --> 00:56:45,630
just like, I mean I don't know I
didn't know him before this.
1152
00:56:45,710 --> 00:56:51,150
Right, right. But I feel like he's,
I don't know, he's in this place
1153
00:56:51,150 --> 00:56:55,309
where he's not very good at balancing
like work and everything else.
1154
00:56:55,590 --> 00:56:57,789
Or even like his work and actual work.
1155
00:56:57,930 --> 00:56:58,930
Have you guys talked about it or?
1156
00:57:00,050 --> 00:57:01,050
Kind of.
1157
00:57:01,110 --> 00:57:02,110
He's crazy about you.
1158
00:57:02,110 --> 00:57:04,329
-I know.
-He's like.
-Yeah?
1159
00:57:04,510 --> 00:57:05,510
Yeah, totally.
1160
00:57:07,210 --> 00:57:12,309
Everyone at the age of, by 13 should
picture where they want to be.
1161
00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:15,030
Picturing, visually picturing where
you want to be in your life.
1162
00:57:16,670 --> 00:57:18,690
And not necessarily it's where
you're going to be,
1163
00:57:18,990 --> 00:57:20,769
but just to sort of have somewhere
you want to go.
1164
00:57:20,829 --> 00:57:22,010
Having ambition, you know?
1165
00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:27,269
Mm-hmm. Brian Dugas on bass got
me through high school.
1166
00:57:29,190 --> 00:57:31,769
But I don't play the bass, you know?
1167
00:57:32,410 --> 00:57:35,410
The bass guitar is what I wanted
to do and never got into it.
1168
00:57:35,590 --> 00:57:36,590
So.
1169
00:57:40,110 --> 00:57:41,990
Job you guys are $74.
1170
00:57:44,650 --> 00:57:47,050
The job you guys are doing is great.
1171
00:57:47,230 --> 00:57:51,110
Everyone's, Paul, everyone is talking
about everything you're doing.
1172
00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:53,170
I mean it seems, it's coming
across really well.
1173
00:57:53,630 --> 00:57:55,030
I think, yeah.
1174
00:57:55,710 --> 00:57:59,869
Very, very, very good decision on Brian
Dugas' part with this team.
1175
00:58:00,470 --> 00:58:01,930
Like, brilliant.
1176
00:58:02,369 --> 00:58:04,150
So there's not, yeah.
1177
00:58:04,150 --> 00:58:05,829
Don't let any of that get you down.
1178
00:58:05,910 --> 00:58:07,269
Even when something bad comes in.
1179
00:58:07,329 --> 00:58:09,550
Even when I come in here with bad
news or a complaint or whatever.
1180
00:58:09,809 --> 00:58:11,230
It's, ignore it.
1181
00:58:11,550 --> 00:58:12,550
Okay?
1182
00:58:14,570 --> 00:58:15,570
Oh
1183
00:58:22,550 --> 00:58:26,250
Okay, you draw a mouth, and then
1184
00:58:26,950 --> 00:58:29,930
you draw a cigarette with smoke.
1185
00:58:30,070 --> 00:58:32,470
I see how your cigarette's already
better than mine, though.
1186
00:58:32,850 --> 00:58:34,810
What are you talking about? It has
the distinction of the ash.
1187
00:58:34,950 --> 00:58:37,390
No, yours is great. I tried
to make smoke so gross.
1188
00:58:38,330 --> 00:58:39,330
You're getting fancy.
1189
00:58:39,550 --> 00:58:40,550
That's lesson two.
1190
00:58:40,789 --> 00:58:42,170
-I know.
-It's bad.
-Okay.
1191
00:58:42,210 --> 00:58:43,210
And then the final...
1192
00:58:43,210 --> 00:58:44,210
-Ready?
-Yeah.
1193
00:58:46,110 --> 00:58:47,550
Oh, my God.
1194
00:58:47,730 --> 00:58:48,730
Here.
1195
00:58:48,990 --> 00:58:50,670
-Do the heart.
-Wait.
-You got a bad pen.
1196
00:58:51,830 --> 00:58:53,410
That's what's wrong with my picture.
1197
00:58:53,990 --> 00:58:56,470
See, look, because she's
got nice defined lines.
1198
00:58:57,030 --> 00:58:58,370
Yeah, that's a huge part of it.
1199
00:58:58,390 --> 00:58:59,390
Cool.
1200
00:58:59,450 --> 00:59:00,450
I think these are really good.
1201
00:59:01,289 --> 00:59:02,370
She's very talented.
1202
00:59:03,650 --> 00:59:04,789
What is this?
1203
00:59:04,950 --> 00:59:05,950
No, you are.
1204
00:59:06,130 --> 00:59:07,570
You should hear her music.
1205
00:59:08,150 --> 00:59:09,170
Hannah, please.
1206
00:59:09,310 --> 00:59:10,310
What?
1207
00:59:10,410 --> 00:59:12,030
-What?
-It's true.
-Is that your guitar?
1208
00:59:12,170 --> 00:59:14,870
I think she's good at playing music.
1209
00:59:15,050 --> 00:59:17,150
She's good at drawing. She's
good at so many things.
1210
00:59:17,150 --> 00:59:19,390
Hannah's amazing at many things, too,
as I'm sure you know from work.
1211
00:59:19,390 --> 00:59:20,670
But you can't multi-talented
people here.
1212
00:59:20,670 --> 00:59:21,769
You can't do it at a party.
1213
00:59:24,699 --> 00:59:25,919
Oh, crap.
1214
00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:27,500
Oh, God.
1215
00:59:27,799 --> 00:59:29,039
Oh, I'm so sorry.
1216
00:59:30,980 --> 00:59:31,980
Here.
1217
00:59:33,079 --> 00:59:34,079
Thank you.
1218
00:59:34,219 --> 00:59:35,899
-I'm sorry.
-I didn't mean to do that.
1219
00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:37,439
That's all right. I'm
sorry to interrupt.
1220
00:59:38,039 --> 00:59:39,039
Thanks.
1221
00:59:43,550 --> 00:59:45,230
Sorry, that was a good one.
1222
00:59:45,250 --> 00:59:47,190
It's like a musical couch.
1223
00:59:47,330 --> 00:59:48,410
Does someone want to switch with me?
1224
00:59:49,210 --> 00:59:50,210
No.
1225
00:59:50,390 --> 00:59:52,110
Are you sure? We have to switch
the drawings though.
1226
00:59:52,570 --> 00:59:53,570
Cheers.
1227
00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:55,610
You gotta look at the person.
1228
00:59:56,970 --> 00:59:57,970
Sorry.
1229
00:59:58,410 --> 00:59:59,410
It's cold.
1230
00:59:59,550 --> 01:00:00,550
No, don't be sorry.
1231
01:00:03,050 --> 01:00:04,710
Do you know why people clink glasses?
1232
01:00:07,250 --> 01:00:11,909
Somebody told me once, but
because of poison.
1233
01:00:12,130 --> 01:00:13,509
-Yeah, exactly.
-Yeah, totally.
1234
01:00:13,589 --> 01:00:15,170
I think that's really cool.
1235
01:00:15,329 --> 01:00:18,670
Yeah, because you would clink and
your drink would spill into the
1236
01:00:18,670 --> 01:00:20,909
next person's drink, so it's like a way
of saying, I didn't poison you.
1237
01:00:21,069 --> 01:00:24,509
Right. It's because people are naturally
terrible to each other.
1238
01:00:24,829 --> 01:00:25,829
Exactly.
1239
01:00:25,889 --> 01:00:27,789
Basically. And so every
time you go, cheer!
1240
01:00:28,670 --> 01:00:34,589
I feel like most basic assumptions
behind cultural protocol,
1241
01:00:34,769 --> 01:00:37,989
they all have to do with the fact that
people are, you know, awful.
1242
01:00:38,349 --> 01:00:39,349
Yeah, totally.
1243
01:00:39,449 --> 01:00:41,389
No, the handshake is, you
shake someone's hand
1244
01:00:41,389 --> 01:00:42,869
because you're showing that
you don't have a weapon.
1245
01:00:43,110 --> 01:00:44,730
-Right.
-People are shit.
1246
01:00:44,730 --> 01:00:46,429
But if you think about
it though, now...
1247
01:00:48,230 --> 01:00:49,230
Sorry.
1248
01:00:49,509 --> 01:00:51,690
I don't know why people are
for the death penalty
1249
01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:54,670
because it doesn't deter crime,
but also it's like...
1250
01:00:54,670 --> 01:00:55,889
-Sorry.
-No, it's okay.
1251
01:00:55,989 --> 01:00:56,989
Are you working on your scribble?
1252
01:00:57,009 --> 01:00:58,429
Yeah, I'm working on the scribbles.
1253
01:00:58,670 --> 01:01:00,269
-Yeah?
-I mean the dinosaur meter.
1254
01:01:01,110 --> 01:01:02,230
Look at that, you can
get it on my mouth.
1255
01:01:02,329 --> 01:01:03,329
Can't help it.
1256
01:01:03,610 --> 01:01:05,309
But he still looks kind
of friendly, I think.
1257
01:01:08,129 --> 01:01:10,389
Yeah, he's a friendly dinosaur.
1258
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,599
Yeah, it's unconstitutional.
1259
01:01:15,199 --> 01:01:16,400
Just that argument alone.
1260
01:01:16,579 --> 01:01:20,840
The fact that more blacks are killed
by our judicial system.
1261
01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:23,059
Because they're the ones who
can't afford a lawyer.
1262
01:01:23,239 --> 01:01:27,159
They're the ones who are, you know, cops
are cruising their neighborhoods.
1263
01:01:28,099 --> 01:01:29,460
They don't stand a chance.
1264
01:01:31,079 --> 01:01:32,159
That's cool, Hannah.
1265
01:01:32,860 --> 01:01:35,199
It's a really interesting
looking coffee cup.
1266
01:01:35,739 --> 01:01:37,000
It's a mean looking coffee cup.
1267
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,000
It's awesome.
1268
01:01:38,039 --> 01:01:39,079
I like it.
1269
01:01:39,099 --> 01:01:40,159
It's running up your hill.
1270
01:01:40,159 --> 01:01:42,280
Put a line right there for the mouth.
1271
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:43,440
Right here?
1272
01:01:43,579 --> 01:01:45,059
Yeah, like that's your cheek.
1273
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:46,280
That's like, yeah, exactly.
1274
01:01:46,599 --> 01:01:47,679
-You know what I mean?
-Like the mouth's
1275
01:01:47,679 --> 01:01:49,420
opening so you see the other
side of the mouth.
1276
01:01:51,260 --> 01:01:53,579
That's a totally different
perspective.
1277
01:01:53,599 --> 01:01:54,599
That'll be $50.
1278
01:01:56,079 --> 01:01:57,079
Can I have this?
1279
01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:58,840
Yeah.
1280
01:01:59,099 --> 01:02:01,099
Really? Yeah. Okay, I
really like that.
1281
01:02:06,349 --> 01:02:07,349
I'm done.
1282
01:02:07,529 --> 01:02:08,529
My work here is done.
1283
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:28,700
Do you guys like puzzles?
1284
01:02:29,820 --> 01:02:32,820
He's like, he's like, he makes these
things that are like perfect
1285
01:02:32,820 --> 01:02:38,160
like these perfect little quips, and
I'm just like Blah blah blah.
1286
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:41,880
You're different. Yeah, I'm not,
I'm not, I don't know, I
1287
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:47,280
get nervous That's okay My shrink
like when I was in high
1288
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:50,380
school, he used to say, when
I was in high school, he
1289
01:02:50,380 --> 01:02:55,680
used to say like tolerate the uncertainty
What does that mean?
1290
01:02:56,139 --> 01:03:01,139
That means Tolerate the uncertainty
of not knowing, of the nervousness
1291
01:03:02,260 --> 01:03:07,340
All of that, you know, like it's just
about allowing it to sit with you.
1292
01:03:07,340 --> 01:03:09,079
Did he give you any plans to cope?
1293
01:03:09,079 --> 01:03:10,079
She.
1294
01:03:11,820 --> 01:03:12,820
Sexist
1295
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:31,800
Oh
1296
01:03:34,449 --> 01:03:35,449
Mm-hmm.
1297
01:03:42,769 --> 01:03:46,489
Yeah, if you, I mean, you can stall as
long as you want or stall until...
1298
01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:49,049
Because I don't know, you know, I kind
of always have the same answer
1299
01:03:49,049 --> 01:03:53,250
for you is what I feel like, is that
I'm always saying that I have to
1300
01:03:53,250 --> 01:03:55,549
trust you judgment because I don't know
the protocol on these things.
1301
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:06,120
Okay, well, before we get
into it, let me just cut
1302
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:09,480
you off and I'll call you back
in like 10 minutes, okay?
1303
01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:14,380
-Cool.
-Thank you.
1304
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:15,440
Bye
1305
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:12,980
Alright, so this is an owl.
1306
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:22,800
Is it who?
1307
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:24,240
I hope so.
1308
01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:27,300
Oh
1309
01:05:31,099 --> 01:05:32,360
That's a kingfisher.
1310
01:05:32,759 --> 01:05:33,759
Okay.
1311
01:05:34,179 --> 01:05:35,179
Have you had enough?
1312
01:05:35,559 --> 01:05:36,559
Yeah.
1313
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:40,019
I think I like the owl
best because I don't
1314
01:05:40,019 --> 01:05:42,139
really know what a kingfisher
sounds like in nature.
1315
01:05:42,539 --> 01:05:45,839
But the owl I could have the pleasure
of anticipation of the hoot.
1316
01:05:46,579 --> 01:05:48,579
Do you know what a Japanese
tit sounds like?
1317
01:05:49,259 --> 01:05:50,259
No.
1318
01:05:50,319 --> 01:05:51,799
-Beta carotene.
-Isn't that forsaken?
1319
01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:53,679
Uh, I'm not sure.
1320
01:05:54,460 --> 01:05:56,460
This is because...
1321
01:05:56,460 --> 01:06:00,199
Very green. I was worried
about skin cancer and
1322
01:06:00,199 --> 01:06:02,880
my doctor said that I should
take beta carotene.
1323
01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:06,900
I can't remember.
1324
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:09,059
I wish I would just say it. Maybe
I should take beta carotene.
1325
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:10,240
You want one?
1326
01:06:10,380 --> 01:06:12,519
I'm more interested in
prescription ones.
1327
01:06:12,599 --> 01:06:13,639
-Oh.
-I'm going to be honest.
1328
01:06:14,079 --> 01:06:15,139
This is Lexapro.
1329
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:16,320
What's that?
1330
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,380
It's an antidepressant.
1331
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:18,920
What's this one?
1332
01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:20,300
Wellbutrin.
1333
01:06:20,300 --> 01:06:21,960
-What's that?
-That's an antidepressant.
1334
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:23,760
What's this one?
1335
01:06:23,940 --> 01:06:27,900
This is also Wellbutrin, but I
keep forgetting to take...
1336
01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:29,519
I should just consider this. Did you
want to tell me about these?
1337
01:06:29,660 --> 01:06:30,660
Did I want to?
1338
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:31,760
Yeah.
1339
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:33,980
I mean, that's why I was going to...
1340
01:06:33,980 --> 01:06:34,980
I don't know.
1341
01:06:36,699 --> 01:06:38,159
How long have you taken these?
1342
01:06:39,379 --> 01:06:41,939
I went on them two years ago.
1343
01:06:42,839 --> 01:06:43,839
Why?
1344
01:06:44,099 --> 01:06:45,099
I got depressed.
1345
01:06:47,199 --> 01:06:49,319
How did it, how did it happen?
1346
01:06:49,980 --> 01:06:50,980
I broke up with someone.
1347
01:06:51,939 --> 01:06:52,939
Long relationship.
1348
01:06:54,399 --> 01:06:55,719
So does it make you feel better?
1349
01:06:57,139 --> 01:06:58,399
Uh, it makes me not feel depressed.
1350
01:07:02,250 --> 01:07:03,349
It was definitely weird.
1351
01:07:03,489 --> 01:07:04,650
I really didn't want to do it.
1352
01:07:04,950 --> 01:07:07,349
And then I just sort of,
I was really just
1353
01:07:07,349 --> 01:07:09,130
kind of desperate for
something to happen.
1354
01:07:09,269 --> 01:07:13,429
And so I went on it and about 10
days into it, I was walking.
1355
01:07:13,750 --> 01:07:18,110
I went out to get lunch and I was walking
over this bridge back to my house.
1356
01:07:18,429 --> 01:07:21,090
And I just like, it was
like a commercial.
1357
01:07:21,389 --> 01:07:22,889
Like all of a sudden, like
the clouds parted.
1358
01:07:23,730 --> 01:07:25,110
Yeah. And I was like, oh,
that's what I feel like.
1359
01:07:25,230 --> 01:07:27,090
That's what I, this is who I am.
1360
01:07:27,750 --> 01:07:29,230
Really? It was really weird.
Yeah. And then I was just.
1361
01:07:30,010 --> 01:07:33,130
And I, for a couple of months, all I
1362
01:07:33,130 --> 01:07:36,469
talked about in therapy was
just, I hate the ads.
1363
01:07:36,550 --> 01:07:37,849
The ads look like science fiction.
1364
01:07:38,389 --> 01:07:40,369
I don't want to, I don't want
to be taking a pill.
1365
01:07:40,389 --> 01:07:41,389
It's going to ruin my edge.
1366
01:07:41,449 --> 01:07:42,449
It's going to make me less funny. It's
1367
01:07:42,449 --> 01:07:44,230
going to make me like not
be able to write.
1368
01:07:44,929 --> 01:07:46,989
And I haven't had any, any of that.
1369
01:07:48,170 --> 01:07:49,829
And it's like now I'm like, oh, okay.
1370
01:07:49,849 --> 01:07:52,590
It's like if I had a high
blood pressure, I'd be
1371
01:07:52,590 --> 01:07:54,530
taking high blood pressure,
you know, medication.
1372
01:07:54,530 --> 01:07:55,969
I don't think they've got a
pill for what I've got.
1373
01:07:56,210 --> 01:07:57,210
What do you got?
1374
01:07:58,250 --> 01:07:59,969
You sound like, wait,
that's from a movie.
1375
01:08:00,130 --> 01:08:01,230
You sound like Dorothy.
1376
01:08:01,489 --> 01:08:03,250
Dorothy? I don't think there's
anything in that bag.
1377
01:08:03,289 --> 01:08:04,550
-Who's Dorothy?
-From Wizard of Oz.
1378
01:08:04,869 --> 01:08:06,750
I don't think there's anything
in that bag for me.
1379
01:08:08,090 --> 01:08:09,090
Nothing there.
1380
01:08:09,190 --> 01:08:10,190
What?
1381
01:08:10,750 --> 01:08:11,750
Chronic dissatisfaction.
1382
01:08:13,769 --> 01:08:15,769
And when the clouds depart
and it's like suddenly
1383
01:08:15,769 --> 01:08:18,850
everything makes you happy for an
inconsistent amount of time.
1384
01:08:19,649 --> 01:08:21,449
Like for me, it's like
I stopped sleeping.
1385
01:08:21,710 --> 01:08:22,710
Like I stopped sleeping and eating.
1386
01:08:22,710 --> 01:08:25,229
So it's like my, basically
the things that I weren't
1387
01:08:25,229 --> 01:08:28,409
dealing with, wasn't dealing
with, I get paid to write.
1388
01:08:28,489 --> 01:08:29,489
Yeah.
1389
01:08:29,489 --> 01:08:32,550
The things I weren't dealing
with caused my body
1390
01:08:32,550 --> 01:08:35,970
to finally just start like,
it became biological.
1391
01:08:36,130 --> 01:08:38,050
I had to go to a doctor and say, I
don't know what's wrong with me.
1392
01:08:38,109 --> 01:08:39,189
-I'm not sleeping.
-I'm not eating.
1393
01:08:39,390 --> 01:08:40,689
I keep thinking about death.
1394
01:08:40,869 --> 01:08:42,109
I don't feel like myself.
1395
01:08:42,890 --> 01:08:44,270
None of my friends want to talk to me
1396
01:08:44,270 --> 01:08:46,949
because all I want to talk
about is, you know.
1397
01:08:46,949 --> 01:08:51,810
And so people like, they get to
that point and then they take
1398
01:08:52,270 --> 01:08:54,510
antidepressants and it
was explained to
1399
01:08:54,510 --> 01:08:56,109
me that like you're in
a hole, basically.
1400
01:08:56,489 --> 01:08:57,970
And it's impossible to
get out of the hole.
1401
01:08:58,029 --> 01:08:59,029
That's how you feel like when you're depressed.
1402
01:08:59,050 --> 01:09:00,210
You're like, it's debilitating.
1403
01:09:00,369 --> 01:09:02,210
Like you really feel like you
can't do anything, you know.
1404
01:09:02,649 --> 01:09:05,029
And when you take antidepressants,
it doesn't get you out of
1405
01:09:05,029 --> 01:09:08,010
the hole, but it, I feel like I'm
doing an ad for antidepressants.
1406
01:09:08,409 --> 01:09:10,010
But you basically, it was explained
to me that you,
1407
01:09:10,770 --> 01:09:13,050
the antidepressants like build
a floor for you to
1408
01:09:13,050 --> 01:09:15,390
stand on so that you can try and
like climb out of the hole.
1409
01:09:15,390 --> 01:09:17,329
So it's like what the mistake
people make is that
1410
01:09:17,329 --> 01:09:20,149
they go on them and then they
don't do, they don't.
1411
01:09:20,210 --> 01:09:21,210
They don't.
1412
01:09:21,350 --> 01:09:22,350
They're like, oh, cool.
1413
01:09:22,470 --> 01:09:25,310
Everything's fine. And
then they don't, they
1414
01:09:25,310 --> 01:09:28,310
keep like, you know, squashing
their problems.
1415
01:09:28,390 --> 01:09:29,449
Like they don't deal with
their problems.
1416
01:09:29,829 --> 01:09:31,630
And then they get depressed again.
1417
01:09:31,649 --> 01:09:32,649
So then they up their dose.
1418
01:09:32,649 --> 01:09:34,430
And then they up their dose. And
then when you're on like, yeah,
1419
01:09:34,529 --> 01:09:38,170
like eight different types of medication
and you're taking like, nah.
1420
01:09:39,109 --> 01:09:40,569
People have problems, man.
1421
01:09:42,739 --> 01:09:46,300
Why are you chronically dissatisfied
or are you just making a joke?
1422
01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:48,179
No, not really.
1423
01:09:55,300 --> 01:09:56,699
-I don't know.
-People are delicate.
1424
01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:57,960
I'm getting, like, really...
1425
01:10:00,149 --> 01:10:02,809
I feel I feel like I've
been like unfair.
1426
01:10:02,949 --> 01:10:03,949
I don't know it.
1427
01:10:04,069 --> 01:10:07,170
I just didn't I just didn't
know we can you know what?
1428
01:10:07,269 --> 01:10:08,269
we can
1429
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:14,600
and affect people in certain ways.
1430
01:10:20,699 --> 01:10:22,220
No, I don't know.
1431
01:10:22,559 --> 01:10:24,019
I just maybe I haven't been
1432
01:10:29,699 --> 01:10:33,079
It sounds like really stupid because
it sounds like what I'm
1433
01:10:33,079 --> 01:10:35,659
saying is like, now that I know
that you're depressed and you
1434
01:10:35,659 --> 01:10:39,179
have these things, I can no longer
treat you with carelessness.
1435
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:41,800
But that's actually what I'm thinking.
1436
01:10:43,899 --> 01:10:46,859
I tend to leave destruction
in my wake.
1437
01:10:51,250 --> 01:10:52,710
I think you're being...
1438
01:10:59,399 --> 01:11:00,399
What's going on with you and Paul?
1439
01:11:14,449 --> 01:11:15,449
Is everything okay?
1440
01:11:19,949 --> 01:11:20,949
Uh, no.
1441
01:11:24,100 --> 01:11:27,820
I was like, otherwise,
why would I be here?
1442
01:11:30,399 --> 01:11:31,619
Talk about it.
1443
01:11:32,799 --> 01:11:34,920
I feel like I'm being unfair to you.
1444
01:11:35,019 --> 01:11:36,019
-Why?
-Here, wait.
1445
01:11:38,949 --> 01:11:40,229
I don't leave.
1446
01:11:40,349 --> 01:11:42,510
I feel like my life raft is gone.
1447
01:11:46,399 --> 01:11:47,399
I don't know.
1448
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:57,940
No, you're good, and I'm using
you to, like, cover
1449
01:11:57,940 --> 01:12:02,480
things up, and yeah, I don't know,
you deserve more than that.
1450
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:05,320
And that's like the shittiest thing
to tell a person because they
1451
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:08,039
know that they deserve more than whatever
the person's giving them.
1452
01:12:08,119 --> 01:12:11,779
I just, I don't know, I feel
like I was trying to...
1453
01:12:13,949 --> 01:12:15,489
I don't know, I just
use you to make me
1454
01:12:15,489 --> 01:12:18,109
feel good, and it's like,
no, this is a person.
1455
01:12:18,189 --> 01:12:22,029
It's a person with problems,
and not that you have
1456
01:12:22,029 --> 01:12:26,510
only problems, but it's like,
I don't want to use you.
1457
01:12:26,629 --> 01:12:28,710
-I don't know.
-I keep rambling.
1458
01:12:31,050 --> 01:12:32,050
Don't.
1459
01:12:40,449 --> 01:12:41,970
I don't know what it
has to do with me.
1460
01:12:42,489 --> 01:12:43,489
I'm not sure what...
1461
01:12:44,409 --> 01:12:45,409
Like, we're friends.
1462
01:12:48,089 --> 01:12:49,729
And, like, if I had something
going on, I'd...
1463
01:12:53,699 --> 01:12:56,059
Like I don't know what,
I don't even know
1464
01:12:56,059 --> 01:12:58,139
what you're sad about, I
don't even know what...
1465
01:13:01,929 --> 01:13:03,250
I mean, why do you feel
like you're using it?
1466
01:13:08,659 --> 01:13:10,079
Because, um...
1467
01:13:15,059 --> 01:13:16,619
I don't know, you like,
1468
01:13:18,699 --> 01:13:22,439
you like look for me, you like look
for my eyes, you like look to
1469
01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:27,460
make me laugh, and that's like, it's just
like ego and gratification and.
1470
01:13:35,579 --> 01:13:37,279
It's like, why do I, I
don't know, I just
1471
01:13:37,279 --> 01:13:39,800
feel like I'm seeking
too many people out.
1472
01:13:43,649 --> 01:13:46,189
It's almost like, have
you ever felt like,
1473
01:13:46,489 --> 01:13:49,210
is there something like
manic about, um...
1474
01:13:50,850 --> 01:13:53,150
having crushes on people.
1475
01:13:53,910 --> 01:13:54,910
Something manic?
1476
01:13:55,210 --> 01:13:56,210
But like,
1477
01:13:57,670 --> 01:14:00,570
like you're like, it's, it's
like so exciting, and it's
1478
01:14:00,570 --> 01:14:03,150
like this person and this person,
it's so much fun, and
1479
01:14:03,150 --> 01:14:06,789
then it just like, one by one
1480
01:14:06,789 --> 01:14:10,230
they sort of become like real
1481
01:14:10,230 --> 01:14:12,510
and problematic, and people get hurt,
1482
01:14:13,010 --> 01:14:16,650
and it stops being thrilling.
1483
01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:20,310
Well, I just had a bad day.
1484
01:14:20,750 --> 01:14:21,750
What happened?
1485
01:17:18,899 --> 01:17:24,479
You're playing Immanuel Kant, Matt,
and you're playing Isaac Newton.
1486
01:17:25,139 --> 01:17:26,920
I just want to hear it out
loud because I just
1487
01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:29,019
wrote these pages over the
weekend and I don't know.
1488
01:17:30,099 --> 01:17:32,039
I just want to hear them
so I can change them.
1489
01:17:32,619 --> 01:17:37,819
Kant in a previous scene tried to touch
Newton and Newton hit his hand away.
1490
01:17:38,399 --> 01:17:39,399
And that happens again.
1491
01:17:39,420 --> 01:17:41,659
That's the old handshake gag.
1492
01:17:42,019 --> 01:17:44,079
It's weird to be in director
mode with you guys.
1493
01:17:45,939 --> 01:17:48,019
So, yeah, I'll read the
stage directions.
1494
01:17:49,339 --> 01:17:51,019
Speed is essential.
1495
01:17:51,420 --> 01:17:52,420
Okay.
1496
01:17:52,420 --> 01:17:53,519
-Vivaldi plays.
-Cut.
1497
01:17:53,739 --> 01:17:54,739
They look at each other.
1498
01:17:54,859 --> 01:17:55,859
Look back.
1499
01:17:56,199 --> 01:17:57,199
Awkward pause.
1500
01:17:57,219 --> 01:17:58,219
That's stupid.
1501
01:17:58,319 --> 01:17:59,839
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
1502
01:18:00,899 --> 01:18:02,259
I thought we were best friends.
1503
01:18:02,799 --> 01:18:04,439
Best friends talk to each
other honestly.
1504
01:18:05,259 --> 01:18:06,259
Oh, right, I knew that.
1505
01:18:06,299 --> 01:18:07,500
-And that was stupid.
-Why?
1506
01:18:07,759 --> 01:18:08,819
Because look around you.
1507
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,000
Okay.
1508
01:18:10,179 --> 01:18:11,179
What do you see?
1509
01:18:11,239 --> 01:18:12,239
Uh, stuff?
1510
01:18:12,239 --> 01:18:14,259
-No.
-No?
-You see consequences.
1511
01:18:14,519 --> 01:18:15,659
It's impossible to see intentions.
1512
01:18:15,739 --> 01:18:17,199
You guys are talking like old men.
1513
01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:19,299
You're supposed to be talking
like-year-old boys.
1514
01:18:19,339 --> 01:18:20,339
Okay.
1515
01:18:20,339 --> 01:18:21,339
Um.
1516
01:18:21,399 --> 01:18:26,519
You see, we, like, make, we, I
1517
01:18:26,519 --> 01:18:27,939
guess we start with, like,
1518
01:18:29,060 --> 01:18:32,859
baseball and federal agents and
George Bush and getting
1519
01:18:32,859 --> 01:18:36,899
kicked in the balls and slipping on banana
peels and that sort of thing.
1520
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,000
And those are our ingredients.
1521
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,000
How do you make a
1522
01:18:41,180 --> 01:18:42,799
drama out of abstract ideas?
1523
01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:44,500
That's why it's hard.
1524
01:18:44,579 --> 01:18:46,579
That's why I made them
-year-old boys and
1525
01:18:46,579 --> 01:18:50,259
that their primary thing
is to get laid.
1526
01:18:50,939 --> 01:18:51,939
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
1527
01:18:52,599 --> 01:18:53,719
No, don't go to the bathroom.
1528
01:18:53,979 --> 01:18:55,039
-I'll be right back.
-No.
1529
01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:56,920
Okay.
1530
01:18:57,159 --> 01:18:58,159
Okay.
1531
01:18:58,159 --> 01:18:59,739
-Well, I think I like it.
-Oh, thanks.
1532
01:18:59,799 --> 01:19:00,719
-But I want him to rest.
-Can I go back?
1533
01:19:01,699 --> 01:19:04,779
You guys really need to
deal with actors.
1534
01:19:04,979 --> 01:19:05,979
I don't know.
1535
01:19:06,420 --> 01:19:07,420
We're not actors.
1536
01:19:07,679 --> 01:19:09,799
No. We really should have
a hand on that one.
1537
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:12,479
You guys are, you guys
have low energy.
1538
01:19:13,319 --> 01:19:16,899
I was worried, I had other worries, but
now all I'm worried about is my play.
1539
01:19:17,119 --> 01:19:18,119
Good.
1540
01:19:18,339 --> 01:19:19,859
-Um.
-You're focused on work.
1541
01:19:20,199 --> 01:19:21,219
Yeah, I guess so.
1542
01:19:22,039 --> 01:19:23,039
How are you feeling?
1543
01:19:23,339 --> 01:19:24,439
-I'm okay.
-How are you?
1544
01:19:24,819 --> 01:19:25,819
Pretty good, I think.
1545
01:19:26,139 --> 01:19:27,479
We should probably talk later.
1546
01:19:27,639 --> 01:19:28,639
Okay.
1547
01:19:28,879 --> 01:19:30,099
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
-Okay.
1548
01:19:30,159 --> 01:19:31,159
Yeah.
1549
01:19:31,460 --> 01:19:32,460
Yeah.
1550
01:19:34,440 --> 01:19:35,779
I'm so sorry.
1551
01:19:35,899 --> 01:19:36,899
You're killing me.
1552
01:19:37,020 --> 01:19:38,020
I know.
1553
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:40,460
I'm so sorry.
1554
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:48,279
I'm going to
1555
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:57,020
miss you and I can't, I
won't miss you, I'll
1556
01:19:57,020 --> 01:19:59,420
see you but I'm going to miss you.
1557
01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:00,420
I'm going to miss you too.
1558
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:03,239
I'm really sorry.
1559
01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:04,640
Okay.
1560
01:20:04,739 --> 01:20:06,279
I want to end this conversation.
1561
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,360
And not because it's not...
1562
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:10,539
Yeah. You know, I just don't
want to be here anymore.
1563
01:20:10,739 --> 01:20:11,739
Okay.
1564
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:12,980
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
1565
01:20:13,119 --> 01:20:14,119
I'm sorry.
1566
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:17,039
-Okay?
-Okay.
-I have to go.
1567
01:20:17,340 --> 01:20:18,340
I absolutely have to go.
1568
01:20:18,359 --> 01:20:19,579
-I'm sorry.
-Okay.
-I'm so sorry.
1569
01:20:19,659 --> 01:20:20,659
-Okay.
-No.
1570
01:21:23,010 --> 01:21:26,750
That is just what the city needs is
another Latino theater festival.
1571
01:21:27,089 --> 01:21:28,089
I can't wait.
1572
01:21:28,929 --> 01:21:30,129
Get some tickets to that.
1573
01:21:31,689 --> 01:21:34,710
Why did you show up to work today?
1574
01:21:35,710 --> 01:21:37,310
Because that's what you
pay me for, right?
1575
01:21:37,449 --> 01:21:40,049
Right. That's what I don't
pay you for, but
1576
01:21:40,049 --> 01:21:42,670
that's what the network pays
us for, is to be here.
1577
01:21:42,809 --> 01:21:48,250
And it doesn't make any sense why there
are two empty chairs in this room.
1578
01:21:50,729 --> 01:21:51,729
Office Romance.
1579
01:21:52,609 --> 01:21:53,849
Here we'll do a little quiz.
1580
01:21:53,969 --> 01:21:56,229
Office Romance. Good idea or bad idea?
1581
01:21:56,549 --> 01:21:57,549
Which do you think?
1582
01:21:57,609 --> 01:21:58,609
It's a bad idea.
1583
01:21:59,369 --> 01:22:02,849
So, whatever's been going on around
here, I hope is done.
1584
01:22:03,129 --> 01:22:05,729
And I hope that we can
get a show written.
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