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You won't believe this, but I just found out that my mom is a famous porn

director. You're a fucking liar.

Don't call me a liar, you stupid witch.

She's famous G -Pets. G -Pets. Mom!

Language, Elias.

Hello,

everyone.

You guys want to stop being such brats?

Can you see that your mom is dressed?

Can you go to your rooms for a little bit or something? Come on, let me show

you. Thank you, kids.

How are you feeling, sweetie?

I'm so stressed out, and I don't know when the writer's strike is going to be

done, and I don't know when I'm going to be able to finish this film.

Yeah, there's really not much you can do right now, huh?

I just hate my life right now, and these kids are driving me up the fucking

wall. Oh, Lord.

Well, look, with the production hold, I think I might have an idea.

You have wanted to go with your cranking out Barb for a while, right?

Yeah.

Well, family vacation!

Are you fucking kidding me?

I'm dead serious, babe. Now's the perfect time.

School's out. I can take a week off work.

That sounds like a fucking nightmare.

Oh, come on, babe. You need this right now. We all do.

Okay, I have been wanting to go there. I mean, Barb has been wanting to host us

there. Okay,

I'll talk to her.

Yes, I would.

You're just excited.

You want to take that stupid RV out.

Yeah, that's right.

She's a beauty. In fact, I'm going to...

Take her to the mechanic right now, I think, and get her checked out. Right

Yeah. Let's be impulsive, baby. We should leave tomorrow, honestly.

Tomorrow? Yeah.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. Tell your sister, tell the kids, we're doing this. Okay.

I love you, baby.

I love you, too.

I can't believe mom made this movie.

Fucking hell.

Just watching one of your movies?

Go to your room, Alana.

But we're adopted.

I guess the fake is out.

Yeah, I wasn't planning on telling you and your brother, but I guess now that

you're both sexually active, it just makes more sense.

I have been directing porn for a very long time, and now you know.

Can you at least show me some of your porn?

Sure.

I'll show you a favorite scene of mine.

Thanks, Mom.

Now you should probably do what you were doing, though, with him.

Like this?

Yeah.

Watch the movie and enjoy it while you do it.

Okay. It'll help you.

Is it going to make you cum? Yeah.

Oh, I'm so

close to cumming right now. Me too.

Yes, I'm going to cum.

Me too.

Okay.

Okay, no one can know about that.

It's just still our mom bonding. It's fine.

You're so strange.

My things are not strange and unusual.

Bye, myself.

Unstrange and unusual.

Speaking of strange and unusual, we're going to visit your Aunt Barb tomorrow.

Really? Mm -hmm. Your dad thinks it's a good idea that we go on a family

vacation. Please, please, can I bring Lydia?

Your tarantula? She's my emotional support animal.

Whatever, fine.

We're going on holiday. We're going to go on a family vacation.

That took forever.

Well, sorry I missed dinner, sweetie, but I was just so excited to get the RV

in. It's looking great, and I also picked up groceries for the whole trip

way. That's fine. The kids, they ate in their rooms anyway.

Yeah. Are they excited for the trip?

Oh, shit.

Gal is, but I completely forgot to talk to Elias.

Well, don't worry about it. I'll go talk to him about it now. No, it's okay. I

can do it.

I can talk to him. I have to have a conversation with him anyway.

Is everything all right? Yeah. It's just some mommy -son stuff.

So, yeah, you just relax and go take a shower.

Ah, girl troubles?

Something like that. But why don't you just go take a shower, relax.

I'll get packed and all that. Yeah. All right, sweetie.

I'm sorry, sweetie. I totally should have told you and your sister what I do

a living.

I just wasn't thinking about it until now.

It's okay, Mom. I get it. Sex is weird.

It really is.

Can I ask you a question?

Sure. So, in your work, are there fluffers, or do the guys have to take

woman out on a date before they work? Like, what goes on?

Well,

No one goes out on dates or anything like that. Okay.

But to talk about floppers, are you

getting hard right now?

I can see your cock wiggling around in your pants. Are you hard right now? It's

all this sex talk, you know. It's okay.

It's okay.

So I'll just finish answering you while I touch you over your pants, okay?

Okay.

So the thing about fluffers is it's really, and when a girl and a

guy are working together, it's the girl rubbing the guy like this,

and then she'll pull his pants down and start sucking his cock.

Are you sure about this, Mom?

Yes, sweetie.

Wow, look how turned on you are just by talking about all this stuff.

Perfectly normal.

As I rub your cock over your pants like that.

It's okay. You can push your pants down a little.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Mm.

Yeah.

Mm.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, look how hard you're getting.

Thinking about all that porn really turns you on.

I can just see that cock throbbing. Those

veins are getting bigger.

This is how you know somebody's about to have a big load come out of their

balls.

Believe me, I've seen a lot of it.

Yes. Does that feel good like that?

Oh, my God. I want to feel so good.

So, see, there's not this thing with the fluffers.

What there is, though, is there's a girl and a guy just like this.

I'm showing you exactly what happened.

The girl stroke him and suck him.

You mean this is a normal thing in your job? Mm -hmm. What?

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yes.

Yes, the best part is the grand finale, watching them come at the end. That's

my... Favorite part about directing.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

You're going to make... Oh, jeez.

Oh, my God.

Mom, you're going to make me cum.

Oh, my God.

You do this at your job every day?

Okay, Elias.

about this. I promise.

Okay, got it.

Now we're going to be going on a trip to see your

Aunt Barb for a few days.

What?

Pack a bag.

Okay. Good night.

Okay.

You're a fucking artist, Mom.

I'm so in awe.

Like, this is my mother.

Oh, my God. Who even are we? We're the tailors. Yeah, we're the tailors. I'm

sure if you join us, we'll finish much quicker.

Well, okay. But you know the rule.

We know. We won't tell our dad.

Okay.

But we have to be quick because seriously, he's outside waiting. I don't

him getting suspicious, okay?

Okay.

You won't be needing this.

I want to see what you're doing there.

That looks great.

How did it feel?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Do you want to taste some?

You're such a fast learner.

Yeah,

it's just like that.

Yeah.

It looks so great when you do it.

Yes. Yes.

Yeah, just like that.

You really did learn from watching all the movies.

Yes.

Oh, yes,

just like that.

More gentle.

Yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Your stepbrother's cock is good, isn't it?

I'm so

sorry.

Oh,

yes, please.

Let me taste that pussy.

I love you.

Nice and easy.

I'm scared you're actually coming in front of me.

You're gonna fuck your steps with me.

You're in front of me.

Come here.

Come up here.

like that, yes, just like, oh, you can grab your tits, on your

pussy, oh, nice and gently on that pussy,

you have to go nice and slow when you stroke her pussy, yeah, oh,

that's so good, uh -huh,

You want to taste your pussy?

You feel good?

Yeah.

I love having my teeth.

Talk to me. Yeah.

I want you to tell me when you're going to come, though. Okay.

Yeah. I'm getting close. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes. Keep rubbing your pussy like that.

Yeah. That will really help you stimulate yourself to come. Mm -hmm. Mm

Yes.

Yes. Just like that.

Mm -hmm.

I'm going to come. Yes, do it.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

I like the feeling of getting touched.

Oh, you're doing such a good job, Amaya.

I can just feel her just bouncing on money. I feel so good.

Thank you.

Yeah,

that looks so good. I like that.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

taste your sister's pussy while she eats mine.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Where really are the tailors?

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my

God.

I think your brother wants to come already.

Yeah, I do.

It feels so good.

I think your brother wants to jerk his cock all over our fucking titties. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh,

you really got it everywhere.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

Okay.

You have to get ready and go, so run like the wind out there so your dad

think of anything, okay?

Okay.

Let's go.

Come on, guys.

Let's hit the road.

Adventure waits for no one.

What's wrong with you? Why are you so fucking quiet?

Nothing. It's kind of embarrassing.

So, are you going to tell me, or are you just going to sit there like some

socialized puppy?

Look, when I was at camp last year, I met this cute girl, and it was just so

awkward, and I was nervous, and when I kissed her, she said it was the worst

kiss ever.

And it just, oh, I was so embarrassed, and, you know, it just sucks.

Look, some girls think it's sweet when you don't have a kiss.

But I've never really...

done it before i've got an idea okay listen we're not gonna fall in love okay

you're nice but i think you're about as attractive as a bar of soap but we can

give it a go okay okay relax your jaw

better more tongue

better was that good yeah you're getting better okay

More time.

Yeah,

come. Okay.

Kids are awfully quiet back there.

Want to go see what they're doing?

Sure.

You too.

If you want them to see you.

Relax, Mom. I'll just teach you how to tell.

Are we?

Yeah. Is that Leon?

I don't know.

It's getting better. It's my first time.

The other day? I know. I didn't know either.

Oh, honey.

I didn't know.

Okay. Well, show me. We've learned so far. Just the basics.

That's good.

Can I show you something?

Okay. Okay.

Oh. You see that? Want to do it with my tongue, Matt? Yes, ma 'am. Mm -hmm. Oh,

wow. Mm -hmm.

Now do that to your sister.

Oh, okay.

Oh, yes. Keep going.

Oh, I have to capture this.

So proud.

He's getting better. Oh, so good.

Oh,

oh. Everything all right back there?

Yes, honey, we're just playing a heated game of rod bingo, right, kids?

Yeah.

You really should slow down, though.

Oh. Oh, fuck.

Fuck. I think we're getting pulled over.

Okay, kids, put your buckles on and stay calm.

It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

I told you to slow down.

Ah, buenos dias, officer.

Driver's license.

Okay. This deck here.

There we go.

There you go, sir.

I'm going to need everyone to step out of the vehicle.

Everyone.

Ah.

I mean, you just caught us in a game of road banking. Step out of the vehicle.

Just give us a moment, uno momento. We'll be right out there.

All right.

Okay.

Let's go.

Come on, kid.

What in the fuck is wrong with you?

No, nervous, sir.

Are you fucking stoned?

No, sir.

Well, you're shit.

It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

Tell you what.

That was a dollar.

That's an awful lot of money, sir.

I don't know if we got that much.

Maybe $250?

$300?

You can just fuck him, man.

Gal!

She doesn't... I mean, she doesn't have a point, honey.

We'll get out of it.

It'll be very quick.

I think it'll be good. You guys can just stay out here.

We'll take care of business. Be on our way.

We don't have the money.

Is that going to work for you?

All right, then.

Get to it, I suppose.

Okay, just wait there.

Okay.

Okay, officer.

And you two, you wait out here with Jerky, John, or all.

Garcia, thank you very much.

You don't have a thousand dollars?

I don't have shit.

I got my debit card, maybe 200 bucks in there.

Go on, ladies, get in the camper.

Sorry, it's a tight space.

How long have you been living in here?

Um, just like a couple of days or so.

You own a cat?

No.

Can you throw your clothes on the floor?

Yeah, yep.

So this is your mom?

Yeah.

She's adopted, so it's okay.

Have you guys done anything like this before?

Just a few times. A couple times.

But she's adopted, so it's okay.

I like the dynamic.

I want to see you two kiss.

Did I say stop?

No, officer.

More tongue.

Fuck yeah.

All right.

Seen enough of that.

How old are you?

22.

What can I say? I like him young.

Don't we all?

You know how to please a man?

Yeah.

What the fuck do you know about pleasing a man?

I'll try.

What do you think, Mom?

I mean, I think she could do a good job, but... We'll see, right?

You'll show him? Yeah.

I'll do my best, Mom.

Yeah? Yeah.

Take your shirt off. I'd say you want to.

You always breathe

this heavy?

Yeah. Especially when I'm around a cop.

Tell me when to stop.

She's a little freak, isn't she?

Mm -hmm.

She really is.

Is this what 22 -year -olds wear, that

bullshit? Yeah.

Rip it off.

Mom, rip it off.

Oh, good Lord.

Rip it off. Sorry, I was getting caught.

Rip these off? Okay.

Sorry, honey. I'll buy you a new pair.

Yeah.

This is a G -string?

I think so. Is that what this is?

Yeah. Yeah? I don't know why she's wearing it.

It looks

good, doesn't it?

She's been really sweaty all day in these, I can tell. Yeah.

The small pussy.

Sweaty.

Young pussy.

Mm -hmm.

That feel good? Mm

-hmm.

Don't you move.

You're in the same position as her.

Make him air these pussies.

Okay.

What are these, fucking granny panties?

No.

Your mom is wearing granny panties.

Laundry day.

Damn.

It's a nice looking pussy.

It's got rhinestones on it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Rhinestones.

There we go.

Now we'll take this pussy.

Sorry.

That's a nice fucking pussy. My gosh.

Yeah,

she'll know how good you can do it.

I taught her everything she knows.

Yeah.

You know what they say.

Family that played together, stayed together.

Mm -hmm.

So true.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Stay on it. Yeah.

Stay on it.

Show me what young girl you are.

Yeah.

Cocker air, you choose.

Cocker air. Don't be a fucking quitter.

I think she chose cock.

Yeah, it's just like... Oh, you sucked out cock so good.

You guys are so happy to see you.

Oh, God damn.

Damn, boys, Mama's got a melt on her.

Oh, Lord.

Oh,

Lord. Oh, Lord.

Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord.

Oh, Lord.

Why do you like me, sir?

What?

Why would you like me, sir?

It's the most hurtful you ever.

He has a tattoo on his back. Yeah, I have no regrets.

No.

Yeah,

go all the way down. Move that hand out of the way.

Yeah. Grab her hair, baby.

I'll just sit up.

There's no more time for this.

You really know that she's dead.

Is that

so good? Yeah.

You're doing this for the family, honey. I'm so proud of you.

Oh, my

God.

I want to taste that cum.

I want you to put that cock in there.

Put my cock in your mouth.

Beautiful ball.

Oh, good one.

Oh, shit.

Put your pussy right by his face.

Yes, make sure always letting him taste it and smell it.

Put his fingers inside of it.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

I'm sorry.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Put your head up.

Oh, I'm so glad you're coming.

Oh, yeah, I wish I was so far away from

you.

She's annoying, little one.

Oh, yes. Thank that ass.

You have hands of the law on that ass.

The law on cock and the law.

I want to see that pussy.

Put that pussy in my face.

Yeah, just like that.

I love you.

Oh my gosh.

You're definitely shaking yourself.

I love you. I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love

you.

Oh, I'm going to die.

I wonder what an ox or a lion tastes like.

Oh, yeah.

You like that trick?

I taught her that.

Right? Just lick along the tip. Suck on it all.

Yes.

I'd love to see it come all over her face and eat it off. Yeah.

That'd be so hot.

You really have something to show Dad, huh?

I like that one.

Probably.

I'll show you that one.

Yeah,

spit all over it. Spit all over it.

Yeah,

right

there.

Well, it looks like your entire family is free to get up.

Thanks, officer.

We did it, mom. We did it. I knew we could work something out.

And hey, stay the fuck out of my town.

Yes, officer.

What's wrong with us?

Yo, Dad.

I think that cop's got a chance, Dad.

Oh.

No regrets, huh?

Not even a single letter?

Oh, my God.

It's a big house.

You guys are so gorgeous.

If you weren't related, I would say go make some babies. I love babies. Well,

where I adopted, I guess it could work.

Mr. Comedian over here, I would say the day your parents adopted you.

Best day of our lives.

Oh, yeah.

Well, you all look exhausted.

Why don't you come in and get some rest and get ready for the festivities? Oh,

Barb, that's not necessary. We just want to chill, relax in the evening and

drive a lot.

Well, I was just thinking we would have a fun family game night.

That sounds good.

Come on in, guys. Let's go.

Hey, honey.

Hey.

How you doing? I just want to talk to you for a second.

Yeah, what's up?

Oh, I don't know. Just ever since we left the house, the kids have been

kind of weird. And I mean, I don't know if you know anything about that, but

also, you know, me and you.

We haven't really gotten to make love this whole time.

Oh, okay, okay. Can we just not, yeah, can we not do that right now? Can we

talk about this later?

Is there going to be a better time to talk about it? There really is. I just

want to talk about it later. We're so tired. We've been driving a lot.

I'm so tired.

All right. I just want to relax. All right, we'll talk about it later.

Okay. Thank you. Time for a night of dinner and family fun, kiddo.

Kids are at the dinner table.

Is everything okay in here?

Everything's great, Barb. Thank you so much. We'll be right there, okay?

Okay. Yep. We'll be right there.

So, you're a pornographer now?

Yes. It's not that big of a deal. With the writer's strike going on, I didn't

know when I was going to be picking work back up.

So, the opportunity kind of fell into my hands.

This big porn company reached out to me, offered me a... I took it...

And the kids know about this?

Yeah. They're actually really cool with it.

They called me a cool mom, not a regular mom.

That's unbelievable.

It's really not that big of a deal. Just calm down, okay?

It's unbelievable. It's not. We're going to talk about it later. Calm down.

Breathe.

Stop this tonight, okay? No, what else have you conveniently been leaving out?

What's that? Infernal kids, they're... Stop it!

Look, this whole trip, something has been off.

What aren't you telling me? Later.

We always win. I'm so competitive with this. Let's go.

Hammer.

Tool. Chop. Barf.

Cucumber. Zucchini.

Pinocchio.

He's so good. I knew that. I am really good.

You are?

Really great. Oh my god, where's Lydia?

I'm not sure.

You lost your tarantula again.

Bullshit!

Does that even work? I don't know, but I don't want it to get worse.

Come here.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, no.

Yeah, maybe that's helping.

Okay, Gal, you're going to have to come here. Yeah, you're going to have to come

now.

Maybe this is the answer.

That spider is a ball -chomping monster!

Mom, that's a huge boner. Whoa.

Yeah, you probably should do something about that.

Wow. Okay.

You're doing such a good job, gal.

Wow.

It's really great.

I think we're definitely getting it out for sure.

What do you think?

Should we sit on the couch as a family?

Yeah, is that what you want?

All right, you're the boss right now.

Hi.

Oh,

wow.

Look at that.

Come

look

at your sister.

Oh my God, that's so sexy.

Oh, God.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, nice and easy.

You're super deep back there.

Lord, I thank you.

You're adopted, brother.

I think the swelling went down, but it went to somewhere else.

Oh, I love seeing that part.

Oh, my face like this.

My stepdaughter eats my pussy.

I know there's still some fucking poison in there.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

I hate your fucking gadgets.

Stack us on each other. Oh, it feels hot. Yeah.

Yeah? Come here.

Yes, I agree.

Plus, you like that? Yes!

Oh, my God! Fuck!

Yes! That fucking ass up on me.

Oh, yes. And those titties in my...

Both of us.

Remember that trick I taught you, the officer on the side?

I taught her this, honey, watch.

I am watching, trust me.

I taught her

this.

That is some move.

This is how we saved $1 ,000.

Yeah.

Oh,

your brother's back.

Thank you.

I wonder what the venom looks like when you shoot it up.

We're going to find out.

You're good.

Sit on this coffin.

Yes. Yes.

Get back on there.

Come on.

Spread that coconut.

Lift it up.

Yes, right there.

Side by side.

Side by side.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Don't you? Please come. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Fucking squeeze that pussy around that. Oh, my God. Squeeze that cockle

inside of you. He loves that.

Yeah. Yes.

Yes, he loves that. Oh, my God.

I bet if we worship you, we'll get something to come out of you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Yes,

this is about you for sure.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh,

fuck you.

Oh,

God, I love watching you.

You get fucked up in my face.

Yes. We can shove it back in.

Let's get her to come.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Holy cow.

Get it all over those tits. Get those fucking tits all over.

Yeah.

Get it all down her mouth.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

That's a good fucking thing.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah.

Don't leave any. Don't leave any.

We should get cleaned up.

All right, well, you know where the showers are.