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HUBBUB
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THEY BREATHE HEAVILY AND GROAN
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Say something dirty to me.
Like what?
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Anything. Anything!
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I can't think. It's OK. Tell me what
to say and I'll say it.
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OK. I don't know, er...
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Say you want to milk me and get
my cream in, yeah?
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I'm not saying that.
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PHONE RINGS
Oh. Shit, shit.
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Oh, shit. I have to take this.
What?!
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Oh, yeah. Hi.
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Er, out for lunch with a contact.
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Yeah.
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HAND DRYER STARTS
Shit. Fuck off.
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No. Not you, obviously.
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Nothing. Sorry.
Shut up.
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It's no one.
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Honestly...
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..it's no one.
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Jeez, I don't know. Didn't we say
not bevelled?
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Well, then get bevelled, baby.
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Yeah, whatever you want. Yeah.
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OK, yeah. You, too.
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Bye-bye.
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Sorry about that.
We have to stop this.
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We absolutely have to stop this.
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You're right.
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THEY GROAN
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Okey dokey.
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So, first we're going to
insert this.
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Then, I'll thread the catheter into
your uterus
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and we'll slowly insert the sperm
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and then we'll just cross our
fingers
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that you'll be blessed with
a beautiful baby.
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Just don't cross your fingers while
you're up there, OK.
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HE LAUGHS Now, then. This
may be a little bit uncomfortable,
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but, we do have to get
you wide enough.
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TABLE WHIRRS
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Going up.
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Okey dokey.
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I think that's my floor.
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OK. Just relax.
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Now, here we go.
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OK.
Ow. Oops.
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Ow.
Oopsie daisy.
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Ow.
All right, nearly there.
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And bingo.
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All right.
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Can you give me a minute?
Hm?
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SHE LAUGHS
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What the fuck I doing?!
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Can you take it out?
Out?
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Yeah.
SHE SIGHS
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It's not you, it's me.
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You are the first man I have met
in...in a long while
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who I would actually want to put
a baby in me.
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So, if I change my mind, I know
where you are!
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I guess this must happen a lot.
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Thanks.
Thank you.
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Shit. Sorry.
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No wonder you dumped me.
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Seriously, I'm not going to go on
about it, though.
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You're grand, Martin.
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I think I made a mistake.
Do you want to swap?
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Oh, I don't mean...
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I mean us. I think we should get
back together again.
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HE SPLUTTERS AND COUGHS
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Alison, are you messing?
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Because that's really lousy if
you're taking a laugh of me.
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But, seriously... Are you serious?!
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Yeah.
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You, me...
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back together,
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make a baby...
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But, obviously, be happy this time.
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I was happy the first time.
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I never stopped loving you.
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You know that, don't you?
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Actually, would you mind
if we swapped?
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All right?
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TOILET DOOR LOCKS
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BABY GURGLES
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Patrick! What a lovely surprise.
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How are you? More importantly, how's
my gorgeous little nephew?
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Come here and give your auntie Laura
a big kiss.
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What are you doing in a dump like
this?
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Having lunch with Jen and her folks.
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Oh, right. Yeah, lovely.
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Oh, lovely. Hey, Jen.
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Hey, Jen's parents. Hi.
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Are you ready for the big
christening, I can't wait.
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What's going on, Laura? Hm? Nothing.
What do you mean? The guy?
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He's just a friend. He was just
helping me find an earing.
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I lost an earing and he said he'd
help me look for it.
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He's got one of those dinky
little torches
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on the end of is earing. Keyring.
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We found it, though. It was under
the sanitary bin.
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Really handy. The little torches,
I mean. Not sanitary bins.
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I can't wait for the big day!
Oh, Lord.
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It's an honour to be his godmother,
Patrick. Thank you.
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It's the most important day
of my life.
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I'm really sorry, I have to take
this.
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I'll see you on Saturday, though.
Cos, you know, it'll be amazing.
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The latest advertising figures
are disappointing.
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So, no taxis, no lunches
on expenses,
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unless they're OK'd by me
in advance.
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Sorry I'm late.
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It's either that or we'll all be
looking for new jobs
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and they won't be in newspapers.
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Now, there's a few more
announcements,
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but more on them tomorrow.
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Kieran, over to you.
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OK, what are we all working on?
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Laura?
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What have you got?
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Erm, I've quite a lot, actually.
Mm-hm?
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Yeah, I've got a few ideas...here.
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So, Is Anxiety The New Depression?
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Apparently, it is.
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Erm, A Portrait Of Unfaithful
Ireland.
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There's some new research on it
and it's worse than ever.
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Decision Fatigue: Faced With So Much
Choice How Do We...?
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I could just do all of them.
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Did you see that look from Claire?
No. She definitely gave me a look.
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You know I've been covering Sonia's
column since she left.
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In fact, did you not read last
week's,
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When Nice Parenting Does More Harm
Than Good? Of course not.
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You know I only look at my pictures
to see how badly they've cropped them.
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Well, you're missing out. It was
fifth most read and commented on.
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It's usually sport and politics
in the top ten.
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Unless there's a freak incident
like a royal baby.
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I know you're trying to tell me
something, I've no idea what it is.
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I think maybe they're going to make
me permanent.
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You know it's going down so well.
The readers love it.
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That's excellent, I thought I was
getting made redundant.
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Laura!
Yo!
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Mm!
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Wait till you taste my hot and sour
prawn soup. It's my best yet.
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Can't wait. What time is the
match on?
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TOGETHER: Eyes, nose, cheeky, cheeky
chin. Oh, God.
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It's auntie Laura.
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Auntie Laura, watch this. Ready
everyone. One, two, one, two, three.
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TOGETHER: Eyes, nose, cheeky,
cheeky chin.
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Cheeky, cheeky chin, nose, eyes.
Again.
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Eyes, nose, cheeky, cheeky chin.
Cheeky, cheeky chin, nose, eyes.
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Again. Mam, do you have any of
that fizzy co-codamol?
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In the cupboard.
Stressful day, Laura?
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Yeah, I have a stressful job,
Patrick. If that's what you mean?
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I didn't know Patrick was going
to be here.
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He's always here, with Jen doing
crazy hours and stuff. Yum.
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Can I get some in a flask?
I have to go.
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You just got here. What's more
important than all this?
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Well, actually, I might be getting
my own column at work.
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Your own column? MUM: Laura,
King Joe knows his colours.
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Come here, watch this.
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He's the cleverest boy in the whole
world, King Joseph.
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Yeah, looks like I'm getting
my own column.
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I did one last week on the dangers
of overpraising children.
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Did nobody read it? Oh, yeah.
I did read that. I didn't like it.
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You can't overpraise children.
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SINGING: Auntie Laura is getting her
own column.
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Auntie Laura's a very clever girl.
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You're up to your neck in it
already, Laura.
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How are you going to find time?
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Yeah, so it means I'll be able to
write about issues
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I feel really strongly about.
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Women's issues, inequality,
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injustice, poverty, human rights,
that kind of stuff.
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Maybe you could write something
about the christening.
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BABY CHATTERS
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Alison has something to tell us.
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I'm having a baby!
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What? A human baby?
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I thought you'd given up on
relationships?
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I think you mean, er, we mean
congratulations!
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Thanks. I mean, I'm not pregnant.
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Well, not this cycle, anyway.
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But, yeah, we're officially trying.
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We? Me and Martin. We're getting
back toge... are back together.
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So, thanks. Thanks so much.
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Alison, I know you've had some
really traumatic dates.
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The stuffed animal guy...
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And the dick pics guy.
No, I quite liked the dick pics guy.
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..and all those lads we're not
allowed to mention,
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but Alison, that's no reason to get
back with Martin.
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It's every reason to get back with
Martin.
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I never want to go on another first
date as long as I live.
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But you didn't love Martin.
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You used to fantasise about him
being in an avalanche.
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You used to encourage him to go
climbing on his own,
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without his phone. You told him
ropes were for wimps, remember?
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Yeah! Hah! I forgot about that!
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But I was young and idealistic. I've
realised it's perfectly normal
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to hate your partner and to wish
they were dead, most of the time.
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But after seeing what else is out
there, Martin's not that bad.
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Plus, I really, really want kids.
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You can get a kid online. Or, wait a
minute, I'll sell you a baby.
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Half Danish, interested?
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I didn't go through with it.
That was today?
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Oh, come on. Why didn't you tell us.
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I could have come with you
and held your hand.
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That's exactly why I didn't tell
you.
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Well, now that you're not doing it,
can I just say
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that I thought it was a terrible
idea.
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But, luckily, as I was about to get
an injection of Danish genius,
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I realised that the best way for me
to be a mum to Ella
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was to not be a mum again. Mm.
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Plus, a puppy's cheaper. So the
sperm is yours, if you want it.
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On me. Early Christmas present.
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Thanks, but no way.
I want to do it properly.
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So get yourself a proper husband,
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not someone you can't stand having
sex with.
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That is a proper husband.
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And... You ever seen one of these
little beauties?
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No, what is it?
It's a fertility monitor.
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Charts my cycle, identifies my peak
day, quick shag - ta-dah!
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Baby on board. Wow, you should
write a Mills and Boon.
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It's reality, Laura. We all have
to settle for it sooner or later.
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Oh, hey. Hey.
Ella, your mum's here.
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So, listen, are you OK to keep
weekdays next week,
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but swap weekends?
Why, what's happening?
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Yoga retreat.
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Sounds fun(!)
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Hi. Wow, is that a new jacket?
Yeah, Siobhan got it for me.
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It's very girly.
She is a girl.
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Yeah, but she looks giftwrapped.
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Ella hates those bows. Don't you,
sweetheart?
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I think it's cool.
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Did Siobhan get you one, Rory?
You'd suit it.
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Goodbye, Katie.
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I've got something to tell you.
Uh-huh?
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That's enough honey.
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Remember we talked about a brother
or a sister?
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Are you having a baby?
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I almost did.
Have you got a boyfriend?
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Honey, I want you to know there's
more to life than boys and babies.
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There is an amazing world out there
with your name on it,
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just waiting for you
and me to explore.
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It's OK, Mum. I'm getting a sister.
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No, honey. I just said, it's not
happening. I'm sorry. No, it is.
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Siobhan is in her second trimester.
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LAUGHING: Wow!
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Yeah, that's great.
244
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,200
Do you want a cup of tea?
I should get home.
245
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,880
We absolutely have to stop this.
246
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,440
I know.
No. No, I really mean it.
247
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,720
So do I.
248
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,920
What happened on Sunday? You said
you'd give me a ring.
249
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,400
Yeah, sorry. I just couldn't
get a moment.
250
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,240
How come?
251
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,040
Just...
252
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:29,200
you know... No. Tell me. Go on, spit
it out, I need to hear it.
253
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Shopping.
254
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,680
All day?
Yeah, all day.
255
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,920
Top Tiles, The Tiles Emporium,
Tiles, Tiles, Tiles
256
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,480
and lastly, The Tiles Experience.
257
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,200
Yeah, what for?
258
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A new carpet.
259
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,840
SHE SIGHS
260
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:48,160
I meant, like, kitchen, garden,
roof?
261
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,600
Bathroom. We're, er...
262
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getting a new bathroom.
263
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:57,200
I want a new bathroom. I want to go
shopping for new bathroom tiles
264
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with someone, at some point in my
life, maybe.
265
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,480
No, you don't.
266
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:05,000
Trust me.
267
00:14:05,001 --> 00:14:07,119
You're not a shopping for tiles
kind of girl.
268
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,000
That's what I love about you.
No, stop.
269
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,400
Do you want know what I did
on Sunday?
270
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Waited, all day.
271
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It's bad enough at fecking 15.
At this age?
272
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,840
OK, why don't we hit pause?
273
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,640
What, now?
Yeah.
274
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Get back to purely professional.
275
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,000
SHE SCOFFS
276
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Stop. We're hitting stop.
Not pause.
277
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,360
And I'm the one hitting it. Not you.
278
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,720
OK.
279
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,320
Yeah.
280
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,200
Is that Nicole Kidman?
281
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,680
How would that be Nicole Kidman?
282
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,040
She looks nothing like her.
283
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,200
I think it does.
284
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:04,640
So, how long has she had an army?
Oh, God. Two seasons.
285
00:15:04,641 --> 00:15:07,439
For fuck's sake, Martin. You said
you'd been keeping up.
286
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,040
Well, kind of.
287
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,720
Since you've been away, I haven't
watch much telly.
288
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,360
What did you do?
289
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,880
I did, er...other the things.
290
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,200
With other people?
291
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,760
Yeah, sometimes.
292
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,600
Was there a woman on the scene?
What?
293
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,640
A woman? No, no. There was no woman.
294
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:34,959
Good, because I'd hate to think
us getting back...
295
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:38,840
I mean, there was women, but there
was no particular woman.
296
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,600
Women?
297
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,560
As in...
298
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lots of women, or... Alison...
..just two women?
299
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,520
..you ended it.
300
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:50,630
I wasn't going to lie around here
feeling shite about myself.
301
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,520
Not after the first six months,
anyway.
302
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:58,720
So, was there more than two women,
or...?
303
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,720
On a good week, yeah.
304
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:10,559
For now, we're not looking for any
more redundancies,
305
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:14,640
that's the good news. But we're down
a few bodies after the last round
306
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:18,320
and the freelance budget's cut, so
we're all going to have to muck in.
307
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,440
Roisin, can you take on education?
308
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:25,240
Dermot, keep an eye on transport as
well as environment and health.
309
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,280
Oh, and the Middle East.
310
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,800
Laura... Yes? We need you to take on
obituaries.
311
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Obit... Obituaries?
312
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,640
Tributes to dead people.
Yeah, I know what the f...
313
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,280
Erm, can't Dermot do them, as well?
314
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,240
Erm... What about Sonia's column?
315
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,520
We're looking at someone external.
316
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,960
What? Who? What do you mean?
317
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,600
A big online personality.
318
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,360
Oh, all right.
319
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,880
So we're all doing four people's
jobs - well some of us are -
320
00:16:56,920 --> 00:17:00,240
and how much are you paying for this
big online personality?
321
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,440
We want to try and attract a new,
younger audience, Laura.
322
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,920
It's no reflection on you.
323
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,920
Right, can you talk me through
tomorrow's front page?
324
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,800
I told my mum and dad I'm getting
my own column.
325
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:14,280
My mam's made up a song about it.
326
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:17,480
At least they'll read your stuff
now. Old people love the obits.
327
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,160
I can't believe I'm going to be
writing about dead people.
328
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,600
Dead people can be very interesting.
And inspirational.
329
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,880
Gandhi.
I hate Gandhi.
330
00:17:30,881 --> 00:17:33,319
What about Beyonce, then? She'll be
dead one day.
331
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,800
Who'll write her obituary?
It's not me.
332
00:17:35,801 --> 00:17:38,599
Because if she dies before me,
I'm going to kill myself.
333
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,359
Anyway, I'm going to quit
journalism.
334
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,240
Go and do something worthwhile,
like join the UN
335
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:46,720
or become a top human rights lawyer
like Amal Clooney.
336
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,200
SHE LAUGHS
337
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,560
Sorry.
338
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,760
You OK about everything?
339
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,880
And by everything, I mean...
340
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,160
Kieran.
341
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,240
It's all over.
342
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,000
OK.
343
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:11,200
But if the antidepressants and the
Friends reruns are not enough,
344
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,040
you could talk to someone.
345
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:18,680
Really helped me with the divorce
and my mum issues.
346
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,560
Is he cute?
347
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,120
See for yourself.
348
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,040
Hey, Ella-pops. How was school?
Good.
349
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,520
Miss Flanagan loved my Egyptian
headdress.
350
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:32,400
Of course she did. We worked very
hard on it, didn't we? Yeah.
351
00:18:32,401 --> 00:18:33,999
So, congratulations are in order.
352
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,760
Oh, Ella did most of the work.
I just supervised.
353
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,600
I was referring to your other news.
354
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,600
Oh, Ella told you about that,
did she?
355
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,720
Sorry. Well, thanks.
356
00:18:44,721 --> 00:18:47,839
It's a bit embarrassing finding out
through my daughter. Oh. Hey, Katie.
357
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,039
I was just telling your wife how
embarrassing it was
358
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,079
for me to find out your news
through Ella.
359
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:55,320
Yeah, thanks. We're really excited.
360
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,000
When were you going to tell me?
361
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,880
Now.
362
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,330
Didn't occur to you to let me
know a bit earlier?
363
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,040
OK. So, er...
364
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,360
what's this really about?
365
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,120
This is big news.
366
00:19:09,121 --> 00:19:11,799
Yeah. Yeah, it's big news.
So, we should have talked about it.
367
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,399
But it's not going to change
anything between you, me and Ella.
368
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,120
Look, we're all here now,
369
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,360
why don't we talk about it
as a family?
370
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,160
Oh, Jesus!
371
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,880
Every time. Every time.
You're amazing.
372
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,840
You're amazing.
373
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,640
He swings around the banister,
right? Mm-hm.
374
00:19:31,641 --> 00:19:33,519
And then his mother is in
the bathroom,
375
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,239
the bathroom door was closed and
his mother had started...
376
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,199
Oh, was she in the bathroom?
Yeah, hang on.
377
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,400
And so the mother was standing
there... Hi, Martin.
378
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,440
How are you?
Hi!
379
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,280
I thought you moved abroad?
380
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,760
Yeah, I did, but I'm back now.
381
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,080
You never came to visit...
382
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,840
..but it's good to see you.
You're looking grand.
383
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,600
Yeah, you, too.
384
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,280
Who's that?
385
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,360
That was Emer.
386
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,640
We went out for a bit.
387
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,320
You and her?
388
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,040
Was it a blind date thing?
389
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:17,880
No. We matched online.
390
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:21,480
We went out for a couple of months
and then she moved abroad.
391
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,240
She asked me to go with her.
392
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,080
Emer The Dreamer, we all called her.
393
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,680
Emer The Dreamer.
394
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,800
Did your friends have a name for me?
395
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,840
No.
396
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,840
LAUGHTER
397
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,480
INDISTINCT
398
00:20:52,031 --> 00:20:57,759
Sorry, excuse me, do you mind if I
just sit there, please?
399
00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:01,640
Thank you, excuse me. Sorry.
Just budge up a bit, please.
400
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,080
Just a bit more, thank you.
401
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,280
Can I get two large Sauvignons,
please?
402
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,360
HE LAUGHS
403
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,560
Excuse me. Excuse me, get out of
my way, quick.
404
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,200
Kieran! What a coincidence!
405
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:38,720
I was just... I was across the
street, caught up with some friends,
406
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,400
having a great night out!
Hey, Laura.
407
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,080
This is Samara Brennan,
the influencer.
408
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,720
Nice to meet you.
409
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,320
The influencer? What the f...?
410
00:21:47,321 --> 00:21:49,319
Oh, don't worry. I hadn't heard
of it either.
411
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:52,479
I think it's because we're deadwood
media types over the age of 35!
412
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,560
HE LAUGHS
I'm not over 35, I'm at 35.
413
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,080
I'm exactly 35.
414
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,400
Let's just report the facts here.
415
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,520
Laura's one of our feature writers.
416
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,120
Cool.
Mm.
417
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,760
Hey, can I have a quick word?
Yeah.
418
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,640
Yeah. Just...
419
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,640
What's going on? Who the fuck
is she?
420
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,880
And what the fuck's a fucking
influencer?
421
00:22:14,881 --> 00:22:16,919
She's got over 200,000 followers,
Laura, OK?
422
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,690
That's way more readers than we
have. Yeah, good for her.
423
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,600
What the fuck are you doing with
her? Getting to know her.
424
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,760
Running through ideas.
425
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,110
We're trying her out as a new
columnist.
426
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,160
You're fucking joking me?
427
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,390
It wasn't my idea, Laura. OK? But it
makes sense, business sense.
428
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,680
I got to go.
429
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,720
No, please, don't.
430
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,360
Er, two minutes. The taxi.
431
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,280
Don't share a taxi with her.
432
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,840
You could just...
433
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,320
come back to mine.
434
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:54,080
One last time. We chat through some
stuff and say goodbye properly?
435
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:57,640
I thought you wanted to stop this?
I do, but I don't want you to...
436
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:01,320
I'm dropping her off, for fuck's
sake. Yeah, what about your wife?
437
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,560
Sorry. Sorry.
438
00:23:05,561 --> 00:23:07,679
You know, you should check out
Samara's stuff.
439
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,000
It's good. It's really good,
actually.
440
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:14,560
She talks about all sorts of taboo
subjects like vaginas,
441
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,320
mental health issues.
442
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,480
I'll talk about my vagina!
443
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,760
And my mental health issues,
if that's what you want.
444
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,240
SHE SIGHS
Fuck's sake.
445
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,960
Hi, everybody. It's Samara here.
446
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,160
Ooh, it's windy today.
447
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,680
I have just been on a 5K run.
448
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,280
First thing in the morning,
449
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,400
it's very difficult for the body
to digest colour.
450
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:54,200
Today, I want to talk to you
about my vagina.
451
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,280
Would you fuck off.
452
00:23:56,281 --> 00:23:58,479
We're all so scared of talking about
our vagina
453
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,640
and I don't know why, because all
ladies have one.
454
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,160
Hello?
455
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,240
Hello! I have a vagina, I do
have a vagina.
456
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,570
I never thought about making a video
about it.
457
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:23,720
MUSIC: Avant Gardener
by Courtney Barnett
458
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:34,840
Hello, Dr Fitzgerald.
Erm, I hope you're well
459
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:40,040
and my friend Katie, she said we
should hook up.
460
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,800
SHE SNIGGERS
461
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,720
Cheeky bitch.
462
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,920
I'm not, like, nuts or anything,
463
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,080
but, yeah, I am struggling a bit.
464
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:52,040
You know, like relationships.
465
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:56,560
And, like, just fecking everyone
worships
466
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,600
at the pram of King Joseph.
467
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,880
He is cute and he's amazing and...
468
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
SHE VOMITS
469
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,720
PHONE RINGS
470
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,640
Oh, shit.
471
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:33,360
I baptise you in the name
of the Father, Son
472
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,320
and Holy Spirit.
473
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,520
Thanks.
474
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,520
Oh!
475
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,240
Oh, I am so sorry.
476
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,040
Absolute nightmare traffic.
477
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,370
The taxi driver did not his way
around Dublin.
478
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,520
Sorry. Just carry on.
479
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,800
You're too late, Laura.
We're done now.
480
00:26:00,801 --> 00:26:02,799
What do you mean too late?
I mean, too late.
481
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,600
We finished the christening.
482
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,080
But this is the most important day
of my life.
483
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,160
Really?
484
00:26:09,161 --> 00:26:12,079
Wow. Hey, what if I renounced the
devil now, just very quickly,
485
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,240
will that work?
486
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,400
BABY GURGLES
487
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,080
Patrick.
488
00:26:18,081 --> 00:26:20,159
Big smile. Look at Grandma.
Look at the camera.
489
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,760
Patrick, come here.
490
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,800
Please, please, give me another
chance.
491
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,040
Have a second christening.
Next week.
492
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,430
Or in a couple of weeks, if that
would be easier.
493
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:33,440
Please, I need to be Joseph's
godmother. He needs me.
494
00:26:33,441 --> 00:26:35,319
Everyone's going to be like,
what happened?
495
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,759
Why aren't you his godmother?
496
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,839
They're going to think I'm really
bad with kids. Like Joan Collins.
497
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,400
Crawford.
Please!
498
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,240
I'm so stressed. I've got a
lot going on,
499
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,400
they're trying to palm obituaries
on me
500
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,000
and then they gave my column
to an influencer.
501
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,680
An influencer!
502
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,680
Then my laptop died.
Patrick, OK. OK.
503
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,360
You want to know the truth?
504
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,640
I slept in.
Do you want to know why?
505
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,800
I'm writing a book for baby Joe.
506
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,490
And not one of those stupid picture
books kids like,
507
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:06,000
a real book about my journey.
508
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,600
All right, squeeze, squeeze, smile.
509
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,720
It's not even about that, is it?
510
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,440
Well, how are you holding up?
511
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,440
Between you and me, I think Patrick
made a big mistake.
512
00:27:24,441 --> 00:27:26,119
I think you'd be a great godmother.
513
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:30,040
I'll have you know I've got people,
friends queueing up asking me to,
514
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:34,520
you know, sponsor, mentor,
spiritually guide their children.
515
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,550
I know what you mean,
Joseph's my fifth.
516
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:40,160
Fifth? So, when's poor Joseph going
to get a look in from you?
517
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,400
And what does someone have to do
to get five godchildren?
518
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,760
Are you a kids TV presenter
or something?
519
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,520
Not exactly, but can I get you
a drink?
520
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,920
No, you're grand, thanks.
521
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,440
BABY CRIES
522
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,160
I think I can hear the baby,
523
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,440
you should probably go do your
Godfather: Part Five thing.
524
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,080
Well, nice to meet you, I'm James.
525
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,920
Laura.
I know. What an eejit.
526
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,520
No, I liked him.
527
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,000
Peek-a-boo.
528
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,600
Do think we'll ever be able to do
all of that?
529
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,240
I can already do it.
530
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,960
Peek-a-boo.
531
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,560
I guess, I am.
532
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:23,840
Shit.
533
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,840
Don't worry, There are other ways to
live happily ever after.
534
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,160
THEY COO OVER BABY
535
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,240
Can I speak to Dr Fitzgerald,
please?
536
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,120
This is Dr Fitzgerald speaking.
537
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,440
Oh, I was expecting...
538
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,980
Well, anyway, never mind that.
539
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,080
My name's Laura.
540
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,640
Laura Donegan?
541
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,920
You've heard of me?
542
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,040
Well, you left me five messages
at 4am this morning.
543
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,840
Oh, wow. Sorry about that.
544
00:28:54,841 --> 00:28:56,999
That must count as just one
session, does it?
545
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,600
I hope you're not going
to charge me.
546
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,320
That was a joke, by the way.
547
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,480
Yeah. No, I got that.
548
00:29:03,481 --> 00:29:06,319
It's just that you didn't laugh.
So, I can give you an appointment
549
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,120
at eight, next Tuesday.
550
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,960
What, like, this Tuesday?
551
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,480
AM?
Mm-hm.
552
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,440
Er...no, I don't think I can
make that.
553
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,960
I've got loads on and work stuff
554
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,080
and if you gave me more time
to prepare...
555
00:29:19,081 --> 00:29:20,959
I think you're very well prepared,
Laura.
556
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,880
Thank you. OK, so I'll see
you Tuesday.
557
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,800
Actually, let's just park it
for now.
558
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,640
Oh, shit.
559
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:40,200
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562
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,600
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563
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:51,000
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564
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,080
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565
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,760
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00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,680
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