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Alright, so Jen, good holiday?

Pretty good season, right?

I mean, it's been really stressful,
parties, driving the kids around,

working late, but yeah, it's been great.
That's great. So will you come here

just to check on the vehicle, make sure
everything's all in order?

Uh, no.

I'm here to get my car.

This call?

Yeah. Ma 'am, Omar was supposed to call
you. There's a three -week delay on it.

He called you, no?

You're kidding me.

No, I got a call saying that it was
ready for pickup.

No, no, no. That call was supposed to
say it's not ready.

No, I thought it was totally ready.
That's what they said on the phone. I'm

to get my car.

Absolutely not, ma 'am. Your EC unit is
completely fried and there's a backlog

on it for three weeks.

You've got to be shitting me.

So you're telling me that I took time
off from my day, I left work, I took

I'm going to be late to pick my kid up.

And the car is not right. PTO, that's
one of the meetings with, like, the

and the teacher or whatever.

Right? Yeah, exactly, exactly.

You know, I don't have any kids, but I
would imagine if I went to one of them

PTA meetings, I'd be the only P, a bunch
of T and A.

Okay, so tell me what's going on. Like,
what part is backordered? Your ECU, your

computer unit.

How did you fry it? This looks like a
brand -new vehicle.

It looks like a high -performance
machine, too, if I do say so myself.

Uh, listen.

I didn't know the Orioles made such a
nice park, man. They make like rugs and,

you know, kind of like knick -knacks,
but it's nice.

What was your name again? Are you the
same guy that helped me out at the

beginning of the week? Yeah, ma 'am. I
picked you up. I picked you up on, uh,

over there off of, uh, Fake Street.

Okay, what's your name again? Sean.

Hey, okay, cool.

Hi, Sean. Good to see you again. Uh, I'm
Jamie. Oh, I remember.

Okay, so I, uh, I am, uh, I'm kind of
upset here. I'm kind of losing it. my

a little bit because I need this car
now.

I'm here.

I'm going to leave with it.

Uh -oh.

You ain't leaving with this car.

She's still on the lift.

You ain't leaving.

I thought the insurance covered for a
rental car for you.

They're not covering a vehicle that can
accommodate the size of my family.

Oh, you've got a big family? I've got a
bunch of kids. Oh, you get busy.

Yeah, and they all play soccer.

Also, you're a soccer mom. You go out
there on a Saturday, you slice up some

oranges, bring juice boxes and all that.

Yeah, I'll bet the guys who go out there
to watch the game, don't just go out

there to watch the game if you know what
I'm saying, all right?

Oh,

no!

Sports and stuff.

What the fuck? Sean, my car.

I need my car. I have to go.

I got things to do. I have to go to the
grocery store.

Look, Jamie. Tell me what can I do. How
can I get my car? I need it now.

Look, Jamie.

Jamie.

Jamie.

Sorry about that. I was just about to
say how much I remember you, but I have

fleeting memory when it comes to names
and stuff like that. I usually remember

faces.

Look, I do remember meeting you. You
were much nicer that other night. I

know if you were liquored up or
something like that.

I called around your ECU, your computer,
right? There's one, but it's all out of

Sacramento. They're going to have to use
the Pony Express, the Transcontinental

Railroad, take two flights, land it at
the hub in Kansas City, and then it's

going to come back up. It's going to
meet mid -country, right? And then

going to have to ship it to, like, it's
a huge ordeal.

Just to get your part in here. And it'll
be here by the end of the week. The

shipping alone is going to cost $685.

By the end of the week when I need my
car today.

I mean, a week is better than three
weeks.

But I need my car now.

Well, technically, if you think about
it, a week is four days.

I mean, we're at the beginning of the
week now.

Getting to Friday.

How come you guys are hitting me with a
surprise fee? Like an extra, like

expedite. Like for a part that you
should have.

I don't have, ma 'am. Where am I going
to keep your part? I order the parts.

The parts come in typically overnight. I
fix the car. The car leaves. Typically

overnight. But not this time. Not this
time. And now you're charging. How much

is the fee?

Ma 'am, I'm not charging. I'm not
charging.

I'm not charging.

I'm not the one charging.

It ain't me charging.

I'm not charging.

Can we make that clear?

But it costs $6 .85 to get here.

So I guess actually I wouldn't be
charging, so forget what I just said.

But... $6 .85.

To get it here. The original part... I'm
not paying. The original part comes

from North Korea. Look, I ain't got Kim
Jang -loon's phone number. I can't call

him, but I had to ship me the ECPU
computer for Janessa's vehicle.

Jamie.

Do you understand what I'm saying, ma
'am? We're going in circles here.

It's 685 if you want it here in four
days.

Sean. Ma 'am. What can you do to get it
here now, like as soon as possible? Call

your insurance.

Call your husband. My insurance isn't
covering shit.

Well, maybe you should call and
reevaluate your policy. I regret getting

car. Piece of crap.

I'm the woman of the house.

I'm not calling my husband.

I pay all the bills.

You got a good job. I mean, look at this
car. You got a good job, man. You make

good money. You make good money, but you
can't afford to pay $5 to expedite a

process? Come on, man.

It shouldn't cost me not to expedite the
process. And you guys shouldn't have

called me to come here to get my car
when it's not even ready and now you're

charging me something for it. Well, I am
technically charging you.

All right, man. What do you want to do
here?

You're yelling at me. I don't like
getting yelled at.

That's why I'm not my own boss, so
nobody yells at me.

I...

Do you play soccer?

You play soccer on the weekends, too?

You look mighty fit. Or do you do, like,
pilates?

You do, like, them weird stances for a
long time on a mat.

Oh, my God. You do stuff like that. You
look really fit.

How much did you take off? $6 .85.

At the end of the week? Yeah. How much
does it cost to get in here, like,

tonight? It don't cost. Tomorrow
morning.

They got to ship it overseas. It's got
to take the frigging transcontinental

railroad. I just need it fixed.

Look, the fact that I didn't call to
find out about that means I was thinking

you the other night.

What can we do to get it now, Sean? What
can I do?

Like, I need it now.

My family needs it. It's not coming out.
I can't with the car. It ain't coming.

You're not getting it now.

It'll be done by Friday afternoon.

But that's if you pay me $685 or your
husband pays me $685.

I'm not paying an extra $700 to get my
car.

Out of the shop.

Out of principle. I won't do it.

It's $685, man.

I don't mean to split hairs, but it's
not $700.

Okay, I'm just rounding.

But yeah, I'm not paying $685 out of
principle to get my car out of the shop

when it should already be done. Well,
then, honestly, out of principle, I need

to get my dick sucked and I'll pay for
it.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I mean, that's a pretty expensive
blowjob.

And some sex, that's expensive.

No, I'm not necessarily kidding. You
know what I mean?

So forward with it, but... Okay.

65, I mean, you look fit. I'm married!

I know, you said that to me.

That's cool.

So have your husband pick up the kids,
tell him you'll be late, tell him you

the call Friday afternoon, boom, boom,
wham, bam, thank you, ma 'am.

Hold on a second.

Hey, babe.

Oh, yeah.

Doing just great. Thanks. Thanks for
asking. How are you?

Yeah, at work. Okay, cool.

Real quick.

Remember how Andre was asking about that
bike for Christmas? It was like, you

know, like 700 bucks or something. We
have an extra 700 laying around in the

savings account right now, right?

Oh, what? New tires?

Okay, so...

Andre can't put the bike.

Okay, cool.

I'm kind of busy.

Let me give you a call back. Call me
back.

I'll call you back.

Hi, Y.

What's up, Jesse? How's it going?
Everything good?

If I suck your dick, you'll give me my
car right now?

Ma 'am, you have a good job.

Apparently you do. This car's not.
Either that or your husband's regular.

you don't seem too bright. It's Friday.

Friday.

Four days from now, that'll be done.

That's better than a week, and I don't
have to pay the extra.

Well, yeah, I mean, your insurance is
covered every minute. The expedite

to get the car here. I'm going to take
care of that. Yeah.

If I suck your dick.

Oh, I want to fuck you for a minute.

You were turning around and talking on
the phone. It looks like you played some

soccer or something too.

You got a nice little hat.

Great.

Great. Great.

You have options. Look, you can wait.

You can pay.

This is all up to you. You know that.

Might as well call your husband and tell
him you're going to be home a little

late.

to make it such a long phone call like
before.

You almost had like three night weekends
with the lady on top of the phone.

Hey.

Yeah, I just wanted to call you back,
let you know I'm going to be late for

dinner tonight, but I can pick it up and
I'll just call and let you know

when I'm on the way home.

Okay. Great.

Yeah, no problem.

Love you, too.

Bye.

So let me be clear. I'm about to get
laid.

Let's get it over with. Oh, so we have a
deal? We have a deal.

All right, that's cool.

Turn around. Let me see that ass again.

Oh, man.

Your husband know you cheated on him?

I don't cheat on my husband. I just get
shit done.

I'm down about that. All right, well,
get on your knees then.

Uh, these are $200 pants.

I'm not getting on the floor. $200
pants? To sell your damn pants to get

car? What the hell? You women have your
priorities all fucked up, too.

Well, I don't know what to do with it.
Just get something to put on the floor.

Don't you just have something? Don't
you're, like, you know? Ma 'am, I lay on

that floor all the time butt naked.

I'm not doing that.

Well, then take your clothes off. Here,
I'll take your purse. Come on, let's get

naked. Uh, just tell me where I can put
it down.

Oh, my ma 'am.

How the hell are you still there?

Look at that on the floor.

That's clean, kind of. I still want to
see you naked.

I brought that chair for me to sit down.

Okay, fine.

I'm going to get my stuff over here.

Dust everywhere.

It's a shop, ma 'am.

Yeah, nothing says, like, I just got
dicked by picking up your kids with dust

all over your knees.

Ma 'am, please just leave.

Oh, shit.

All right, here we go. Is this what you
wanted? Is this great?

We'll just get her done?

Yeah, I like that. Hell yeah, get on
them knees, girl.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't go in there
super aggressive like, alright? I don't

want no teeth. I want all this. A little
bit of tongue.

A little bit of spits.

Circular motion on the jerk.

Act like I'm doing you a favor or
something.

I mean, you kind of ought to. I'm doing
you a favor. Remember, expedited

processing here.

Ooh, you a ball girl?

You're bigger than my husband.

I'm not even all the way there yet.

Keep sucking it. You'll see how big it
gets.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, there you go. Let me hear you suck
that dick.

You know what they say about a girl who
gives a naked blowjob?

No, what do they say, Sean? She ain't
just there to suck dick.

Well, yeah, we have a different
agreement happening.

You're going to fuck me, right?

Oh, look at me when you say that. Say
that one more time.

You're going to fuck me, right?

Oh, damn, yes, man.

Damn, Jasmine, you're kind of sexy.

Jamie. Yeah, whatever.

Yeah.

So you can be sexy. You ain't got to be
so tough all the time.

You don't have kids, do you, Sean?

Mom, I told you I would be a P amongst a
bunch of T and A at one of them PTA

meetings if I was.

You get it?

Yeah, super funny.

T and A, P.

You said you're married, right?

Let me utilize your hair. Keep going.
I'm just going to utilize your car the

best I can.

Let's just stop that thing.

Ron, let me hear you a second.

You can stay right there. I'll come to
you.

That's a good technique right there.

Yeah, how low can you go, huh?

Ready to fuck?

Mm -hmm.

You gonna turn around and ride that
thing?

I'm gonna fuck?

Yeah.

Take a couple steps back. Let me see
that ass.

Step over, step over, step over.

Oh, man, man.

Smack that ass.

Yeah. Yeah, smack that ass again.

And my doctor body right there.

Come on over here and sit on my cot.

Place that way, though. I want to see
right there.

Oh, he shoots gold!

God damn.

Oh, man,

you're so big.

Oh, yeah?

I've been trying to lose weight.

Oh, boy.

I hate you.

I'll tell you later.

It's British.

Just swish it up.

So, Friday?

Oh, yeah, I'm in Friday.

Okay. And we'll go on a date, too, for
the night.

Oh, you'd probably take me, like,
Wendy's. And Bennigan's.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah.

They're right. Oh, I mean Like

in your hair pulling stuff

Stay right here. Now I'm gonna go grab a
camera. I gotta film this.

You're gonna film this?

Fuck yeah.

You're not putting this on your
Facebook.

Oh no, man. Definitely not there.

But definitely not there. It ain't on
there.

You want some more cake or what?

Cake? Cake.

Want my cake in you?

Cake? Sure.

Whatever the fuck you're saying.

Put my cake in your twit.

Oh yeah.

You don't much girl

About one of them every two weeks?

Yeah, for the expedited shipping.

Oh, yeah.

You want to ride my cock now?

Huh?

You want to ride that shit?

Yeah, come here, ride that shit.

Sounds like you faking it.

No.

What?

No.

No, we don't do anything like that.

This is fun.

Is this one of your fantasies?

It is, Matt.

Construction model.

Oh, yeah.

I never thought construction could be so
hot.

Oh, Matt, it's real hot in here.

Or a car garage.

Yeah Okay

I ain't coming yet, but I'm going to
come on your face. Come on my face.

Put your dick back in that pussy. Oh,
shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

You like ranch?

I like yours.

Oh, dang.

Maybe we'll do this when you come back
on Friday, too.

I don't want to fuck with you anymore.

Yeah, you gonna let me poke you on
Friday too?

I ain't gonna come near you.

You got too many keys.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, shit.

You look better than my husband.

Oh, yeah? You like that?

I do.

Oh, shit.

Don't stop.

Oh, shit, yeah.

Oh,

don't stop.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah. I'm going to come all
over your face.

Alright,

so I'll see you Friday again, huh? Yeah,
see you Friday.

Alright, hopefully the car's done by
then.

Yeah, it better be.