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Meet dinner.
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Wow, this is so much bigger than the
last one.
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Yeah, and a lot more expensive.
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How are you going to spend two grand a
month and still have a full schedule at
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school? I'll get a part -time job.
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It's a community college. It's not that
fucking hard.
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There's community colleges back home,
Van.
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God, you sound like my mom. Fuck, if it
gets expensive, I'll pull out some
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college loans.
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Oh my God, that's a terrible idea.
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You need to rethink this whole thing,
stay at home for a few more years, save
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some money, until you know what you
really want to do.
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God, why is everyone so against me
fucking moving out?
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Maybe it's the universe's way of telling
you to stay at home.
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Stay with your family.
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I want to get to know Lisa, and I can't
do that with two moms looking over my
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shoulder. Please tell me you're not
moving here because of Lisa.
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I'm not.
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She's only using you to get out of her
dad's house. She doesn't even have a
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She's got an interview at the frozen
yogurt place on Tuesday.
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Oh, my God.
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A part -time job at minimum wage isn't
even going to put a dent into these
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bills, okay?
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And look, I know that you think you love
her.
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but it's only because you've never been
with another woman.
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Of course I have.
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And I know for a fact you haven't.
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How?
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I've heard the two of you messing around
in the living room.
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Sounds more like two amateurs pretending
it's good sex when it's not.
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Look, she satisfies me pretty well, and
don't you worry about that, okay?
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I know you think that. It's because
you've never been with a real...
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Besides,
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how can you say she satisfies you when
she's never even given you a blowjob?
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How do you know about that?
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I've read your text messages.
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You went through my phone?
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Look, man, I'm worried about you. And
after reading all the things that she
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doesn't do, I agree with your friend.
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You need to leave her.
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You didn't go through all my texts, did
you?
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What do you mean? The one where you talk
about how you would do anything to fuck
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me?
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Yeah.
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I read it.
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That was a joke.
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Was it?
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Of course.
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Yeah.
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Call her.
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Right now.
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And tell her you've changed your mind.
That you're coming home and not staying
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here this semester.
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I can't do it.
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I can't do that.
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Yeah. You can.
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Call her.
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That way I can have you at home with me.
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Call her right now and I'll even suck
your dick while you do it.
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It's okay.
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I don't know.
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I know you've thought about it.
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You can't deny that. Yeah, but I mean...
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I think you like it
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Does Lisa kiss you like that?
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I know.
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I think I got your attention.
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Yeah.
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Let's see if I can... Holy fuck.
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...turn things up for you.
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It's okay.
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Yeah. Touch.
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Huh? Touch them.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Mm -hmm.
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That's amazing.
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You like that?
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Uh -huh.
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You can keep going.
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You can be as rough as you want.
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Thank you.
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Holy fuck.
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Amazing.
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you don't get that blowjob until you
call her.
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Yeah, I can, I can, I can, I can do
that.
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Hey,
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hey, Lisa, um, I just, I had to call you
and tell
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you that I'm not coming.
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And I think it's better if we start
talking.
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Just, yeah.
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Yeah, no, no, no.
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Yeah, I have to go.
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I have to go. All right.
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I gotta go.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Yeah?
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She calls back, you don't answer.
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This, Jesus.
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This, now very happily, belongs to me.
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Oh, fuck.
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Can you deal with them?
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Yeah.
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I can deal with them.
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Good. Get these off.
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Nice doesn't it?
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Yeah.
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This is what you've been hiding from me.
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I'd only known sooner.
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If you don't know, now you know.
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Holy shit.
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At least it didn't ever suck on your
balls.
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Bring me that cock.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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I'm chilling now.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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You want to taste this pussy?
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I do.
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Think you're ready for that?
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Fuck yeah, I'm ready.
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I see the game.
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No fucking game. No?
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Go for it.
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Oh my god Oh
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yeah?
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I think I'm ready Oh
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my god
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Oh, that pussy.
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Yeah. Yeah, look at you.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I've got more pussy wrapped around
your cock.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Give it to me, baby.
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Yeah. Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I come to love that guy.
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Yeah.
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Shit.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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You think you can handle a little bit
more?
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Yeah?
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You gonna fuck me from behind?
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Yeah. You ready?
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Will Lisa ever let you do that?
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I didn't think so.
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You can keep those.
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Come on, big boy.
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Don't leave me waiting.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Fuck yeah,
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oh
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That's fucking retarded.
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