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Meet dinner.

Wow, this is so much bigger than the last one.

Yeah, and a lot more expensive.

How are you going to spend two grand a month and still have a full schedule at

school? I'll get a part -time job.

It's a community college. It's not that fucking hard.

There's community colleges back home, Van.

God, you sound like my mom. Fuck, if it gets expensive, I'll pull out some

college loans.

Oh my God, that's a terrible idea.

You need to rethink this whole thing, stay at home for a few more years, save

some money, until you know what you really want to do.

God, why is everyone so against me fucking moving out?

Maybe it's the universe's way of telling you to stay at home.

Stay with your family.

I want to get to know Lisa, and I can't do that with two moms looking over my

shoulder. Please tell me you're not moving here because of Lisa.

I'm not.

She's only using you to get out of her dad's house. She doesn't even have a

She's got an interview at the frozen yogurt place on Tuesday.

Oh, my God.

A part -time job at minimum wage isn't even going to put a dent into these

bills, okay?

And look, I know that you think you love her.

but it's only because you've never been with another woman.

Of course I have.

And I know for a fact you haven't.

How?

I've heard the two of you messing around in the living room.

Sounds more like two amateurs pretending it's good sex when it's not.

Look, she satisfies me pretty well, and don't you worry about that, okay?

I know you think that. It's because you've never been with a real...

Besides,

how can you say she satisfies you when she's never even given you a blowjob?

How do you know about that?

I've read your text messages.

You went through my phone?

Look, man, I'm worried about you. And after reading all the things that she

doesn't do, I agree with your friend.

You need to leave her.

You didn't go through all my texts, did you?

What do you mean? The one where you talk about how you would do anything to fuck

me?

Yeah.

I read it.

That was a joke.

Was it?

Of course.

Yeah.

Call her.

Right now.

And tell her you've changed your mind. That you're coming home and not staying

here this semester.

I can't do it.

I can't do that.

Yeah. You can.

Call her.

That way I can have you at home with me.

Call her right now and I'll even suck your dick while you do it.

It's okay.

I don't know.

I know you've thought about it.

You can't deny that. Yeah, but I mean...

I think you like it

Does Lisa kiss you like that?

I know.

I think I got your attention.

Yeah.

Let's see if I can... Holy fuck.

...turn things up for you.

It's okay.

Yeah. Touch.

Huh? Touch them.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Mm -hmm.

That's amazing.

You like that?

Uh -huh.

You can keep going.

You can be as rough as you want.

Thank you.

Holy fuck.

Amazing.

you don't get that blowjob until you call her.

Yeah, I can, I can, I can, I can do that.

Hey,

hey, Lisa, um, I just, I had to call you and tell

you that I'm not coming.

And I think it's better if we start talking.

Just, yeah.

Yeah, no, no, no.

Yeah, I have to go.

I have to go. All right.

I gotta go.

Sorry. Sorry.

Yeah?

She calls back, you don't answer.

This, Jesus.

This, now very happily, belongs to me.

Oh, fuck.

Can you deal with them?

Yeah.

I can deal with them.

Good. Get these off.

Nice doesn't it?

Yeah.

This is what you've been hiding from me.

I'd only known sooner.

If you don't know, now you know.

Holy shit.

At least it didn't ever suck on your balls.

Bring me that cock.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

I'm chilling now.

Yeah? Yeah.

You want to taste this pussy?

I do.

Think you're ready for that?

Fuck yeah, I'm ready.

I see the game.

No fucking game. No?

Go for it.

Oh my god Oh

yeah?

I think I'm ready Oh

my god

Oh, that pussy.

Yeah. Yeah, look at you.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I've got more pussy wrapped around your cock.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Give it to me, baby.

Yeah. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I come to love that guy.

Yeah.

Shit.

Oh, fuck yeah.

You think you can handle a little bit more?

Yeah?

You gonna fuck me from behind?

Yeah. You ready?

Will Lisa ever let you do that?

I didn't think so.

You can keep those.

Come on, big boy.

Don't leave me waiting.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah,

oh

That's fucking retarded.