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The story was definitely about my mom.
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Lex had been kicked out of school when I
went to college, so he moved into my
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mom's place when she got empty nest
syndrome.
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Two of them got very close quickly,
which was something I had always been
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suspicious of.
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I just never thought either of them
would betray me.
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I mean, I like it very much.
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According to the story on Lex's website,
Bobby never caught Toby fucking his
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mom, but his suspicions grew to the
point that it was all he could think
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He became obsessed with getting even.
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Apparently, Bobby had always wanted to
fuck Toby's mother, Mrs. Michaels, but
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refrained out of respect for his
friendship. This wasn't just his chance
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even, it was his chance to fulfill his
fantasy.
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Nice of you to come and pick up the rest
of Toby's stuff before I toss it out.
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You said you kicked him out so fast he
didn't have time to grab the rest.
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I gave him six months.
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Toby being Toby.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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Stubborn, self -centered.
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I wish he could have been more like you
and gone off to college and worked in
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corporate instead of trying to be some
blogger. And yet, somehow I think he'll
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still end up more successful.
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No way.
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Toby's the kind of guy that can just sit
on his ass and things are handed to
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him. When has that ever happened?
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Every time we grab drinks.
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I'll be trying to get one girl's number
and he just smiles and suddenly he's in
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her car on the way to her house.
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Well, sometimes with women the best
thing is not to try so hard.
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Does not trying hard work on you?
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Good point.
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What does work on you?
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Are you flirting with me, Buffy?
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Maybe.
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Well,
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that wasn't the reaction I wanted.
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It's because you're still trying too
hard.
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Well, anyway, make sure you let me swing
over and grab his stuff.
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Hold on.
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I said, stop trying so hard. And say,
stop trying.
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This is what you wanted, right?
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Yeah.
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Looks like you like it.
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You like what you see?
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Do you even know what to do with a woman
like me?
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Yes. Do you?
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That's a good start.
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Oh, my
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God.
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oh my god right there feels so fucking
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good oh my god
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Is that telling you?
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh,
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fuck, yeah.
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Whoa.
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You got me.
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Yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah.
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Oh, she's like that. Yeah.
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That's it. Fuck yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, right there.
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I love watching that fucking perfect
hotline.
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Fuck yes, yes.
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God, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah. Oh, fuck.
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Yeah, I love feeling every fucking inch
of you.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yes, don't ever see.
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What have you got?
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oh my god yes oh oh
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So fucking good.
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oh my god oh my god oh my god oh
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my god
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Fuck yes.
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Get in there and eat that fucking pussy.
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Oh my god, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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oh my god oh my god oh my god
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oh my god oh my god you're so gonna make
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me come baby
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oh my god oh my
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god oh my god oh my
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god
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Thank you.
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Yeah, oh
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shit
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Oh my god, you have so much -
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That's what you was.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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yeah oh my god
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yeah oh my
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god
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Oh, my God.
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Holy shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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You want to pull your big load all over
me?
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Oh my fucking god.
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Oh my god. I'm good.
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Holy shit.
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Oh god, look at me.
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Yeah. Here you go.
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