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Sweet dinner.

Having sex with a virgin is a total crapshoot, dude.

You better not be banging her mom and really get an idea of what it's like.

that's gonna happen. It happened to me.

Tyler, did you know that I haven't been fucked properly in years?

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, that's good.

Happened late.

It was seriously one of the most frustrating weeks of my life. And Phil,

opportunity not.

Lucas, what are you doing here?

I was just coming by to see Kendra.

Oh, Kendra's actually doing volunteer work at the hospital for the next hour.

you want to come in?

I'll just go get some food.

No, don't do that. I've got plenty of food inside. Plus, I've got this amazing

cheesecake. You really should try it.

How are you and Kendra?

Good. She's a great girl.

Yeah, she really is.

You know, it's funny.

Sometimes I look at her and I'm like, how is she even my daughter?

What do you mean?

You know, we're just so different.

She's so shy and wholesome and I'm neither of those things.

But, you know, I really appreciate you, you know, taking the time with her and

not rushing it.

She told you about that?

Mm -hmm. She tells me about everything.

And I know it can't be easy for someone your age to be with someone like her.

Yeah, it's definitely been interesting.

I'm sure.

Here.

Try this.

Better with the strawberries, right?

Mm -hmm.

I knew in that moment that my attraction to Mrs. Sage wasn't one -sided. Which,

of course...

Only made my frustrations worse.

I mean, not like I could ever act on it.

Come on, it's been a year.

I know, I told you I'm not ready yet.

Are you ever going to be ready?

I don't know, but I'm not right now. Just stop.

So, my mom said you guys hung out earlier this afternoon.

What'd she say?

Nothing really.

She totally likes you.

Good.

And... She asked if you'd want to maybe go back up to that cabin this weekend.

Just her and I?

No, silly, all of us.

Mainly because she needs a hiking partner, and my dad and I don't do

We're going to go visit a bunch of museums, and I'd love it if you could

with my family, especially my mom.

Yeah, for sure.

I'd love to.

And so, I joined Kendra and her family up north again.

Half expecting the trip to be as blue ball inducing as the first.

You ready?

Yeah, let's do this.

It was only the second time I'd ever been alone with Mrs. Sage. I was

immediately comfortable.

I spent the afternoon laughing, talking, and drinking wine she'd smuggled in her

backpack. It felt easy in the way it never was with Kendra.

With Kendra, I was always thinking about sex, or our lack of sex. But with

Sylvia, there wasn't all that baggage.

And even though I knew the possibility of sex with her wasn't on the table, I

still enjoyed the tension.

Oh, shit.

What? Oh, Ramon and Kendra are getting tickets to Hamilton tonight.

Do you want to go?

Not really.

Looks like it's just you and me for the rest of the day.

Okay.

Yeah.

There's nothing like it.

After that, sex with Kendra's mother didn't stop.

The affair went on for weeks.

Anywhere and everywhere we could do it. She said she was turned on by how wrong

it all was. And me?

Well, I was just turned on by the sex.

It's been so long and I needed it.

But the problem with affairs is that they can't last forever.

At some point, the excitement will just die down. Or worse, you'll get caught.

And we got caught.

It wasn't what you think.

Kendra!

Kendra, let me explain.

Kendra was completely brokenhearted over what had happened.

And I didn't blame her.

One of the things she had always said to me was that if I got tired of waiting

for her, I'd just break up with her before I cheated.

Now, I hadn't just cheated.

I'd cheated on her with her own mother.

I don't like lying to my buddy.

I need you to tell me what you know about Lucas and my mom.

I don't know anything.

I thought he actually cared about me.

He doesn't.

He's with Tyler crying right now. He misses you. Well, then he shouldn't have

cheated. He waited an entire year to not have sex.

Well, then let's you and I have it so that I can understand what the big

deal is.