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[man] Once upon a time,
a long time ago,
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a king and queen had a
beautiful daughter named Fiona.
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But she was possessed
by a terrible curse.
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By day, a lovely princess.
By night, a hideous ogre.
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Only true love's kiss
could lift her curse.
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So Fiona waited in a tower,
guarded by a dragon,
until the day
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when her true love
would arrive.
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But as the days
turned into years,
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the King and Queen
were forced to resort
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to more desperate measures.
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[man] Hyah!
[horses neighing]
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H
Hyah. "
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[neighing]
[gate creaking]
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[cats meowing]
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[kisses]
Oh!
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[banjo playing]
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[man] Whoa, there.
[horse neighs]
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I don't know
about this, Lillian.
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Fairy Godmother said
only true love's kiss
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could break
Fiona's curse.
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I don't trust
that woman, Harold.
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This may be
our last hope.
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Besides, he does come
highly recommended
by King Midas.
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But to put
our daughter's life
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in the hands
of this... person?
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He's devious.
He's deceitful.
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He's, he's...
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Rumpelstiltskin!
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[thundering]
[Squawks]
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[growls]
Mrs Highness.
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[stuttering]
How do you do?
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[hissing]
[grunts]
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Down, Fifi.
Get down!
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As you can see,
everything's in order.
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So you'll put an end
to our daughter's curse?
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And, in return,
you sign the kingdom
of Far Far Away
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over to me.
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[thundering]
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[gasps]
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Lillian,
this is madness!
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What choice
do we have?
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Fiona has been
locked away
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in that tower
far too long.
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It's not like
she's, uh,
getting any younger.
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But to sign over
our entire kingdom?
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Well, if your kKingdom's
worth more to you
than your daughter...
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Nothing is worth
more to us
than our daughter.
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Jump, Fifi, jump!
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" [Squawks]
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Just sign it
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and all your problems
will disappear.
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Aah...
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Your Highness!
The Princess!
She's been saved!
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[both gasp]
Huh?
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[moans]
Who saved her?
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[RumpelstiltsKkin]
No one would have guessed
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that an ogre named Shrek,
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whose roar was feared
throughout the land,
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would save the beautiful
Princess Fiona. [grunts]
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True love's kiss led to
marriage and ogre babies!
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The kingdom of Far Far Away
was finally at peace.
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Goody for them!
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And they lived
happily ever after!
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Uh, sir? You're gonna
have to pay for that.
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[moans, stuttering]
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Maybe we could
make a deal for it,
little boy?
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Oh, I'm not
a real boy.
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Do you want to be?
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Ah! [grunts]
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Nobody needs
your deals any more,
Grumpel Stinkypants!
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I wish that ogre
was never born!
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[squeaking]
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[squeaking]
[laughter]
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Wake up, Daddy,
wake up!
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Good morning.
Good morning to you.
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[burping]
Better out than in.
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[laughing]
That's my line.
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[giggling]
Did my little Fergus
make a...
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Whoa! ...big,
grown-up ogre stink?!
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Oh, that's diabolical!
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Whoo!
[man] And on your left,
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the lovable lug
that showed us
you don't have to
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change your undies
to change the world!
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[sighs]
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[man] I wonder what
Shrek's up to in there.,
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Get in there. Get...
Impossible to put on!
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OK, the dragon
goes under the bridge,
through the loop...
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...and finally,
into the castle.
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[Ssqueals]
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[sighs]
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Play date!
[Screams]
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3 Winter, spring,
summer or fall
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5 All you got to do is call 3
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Then Shrek
Kissed the Princess.
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She turned into
a beautiful ogre
and they lived...
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Happily...
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Ever...
After.
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[all cheer]
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Look!
A shooting star!
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So, what did you
wish for?
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That every day
could be like this one.
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Aw, come here, you.
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One love
One heart
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Let's get together
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3 And feel all right 3!
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[squeaking]
Morning, Daddy.
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Morning.
[all sucking]
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[all making noises)]
Better out than in.
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[giggles]
Did my little Fergus
make a...
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[Shrek gurgles]
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Cute. Real cute.
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[babbles]
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This lovable lug taught us
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you don't have to
change your undies
to change the world!
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[Donkey] Play date!
[Screams]
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3 And l'll be there
yeah, yeah, yeah 3
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Aah...
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Shrek! The outhouse
is clogged up!
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She turned into
a beautiful ogre
and they lived...
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Happily...
Ever...
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After?
[all cheer]
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[squeaking]
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Daddy, get up!
Morning.
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[all making noises)]
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Better out than in.
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This lovable lug...
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Play date!
No!
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♪ You've got a friend
[crying]
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Outhouse again!
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Come on. [yelps]
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[burping]
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Undies!
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[indistinct shouting]
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[Fiona] Outhouse!
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Get up, get up!
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And they lived...
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Happily...
Ever...
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After.
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Roar.
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[roaring quietly]
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[sighs]
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Whoo-hoo!
[laughing]
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[] Scissor Sisters:
Isn't lt Strange]
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[screeches]
Whoa!
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Oh!
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[all shouting]
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Nice landing, baby.
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Hey! Now remember,
don't eat the valet.
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Happy birthday, nifios!
Vamos a la fiesta!
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[grunting]
[man]
Hey, Shrek, Shrek!
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[all clamouring]
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Oh, Mr Shrek,
would you sign
our pitehforks?
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And our torches?
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Oh, man,
you used to be
so fierce!
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Yeah, when you
were a real ogre!
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A real ogre?
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Happy Birthday bash
No more diaper rash
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5 One year older, not a pain
Friends still remain
the same, refrain
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♪ Super duper, party pooper
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5 Birthday, birthday, birthday
bash Birthday, birthday,
birthday bash
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♪ Birthday bash
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah 3
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Shrek, it's
a sing-along.
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You've got to
sing along!
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No, thanks.
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Please? I'll be
your best friend.
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Why does being
your best friend
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entail me doing everything
I don't want to do?
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Please, Felicia,
not in Daddy's ear.
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Excuse me,
Mr Shrek?
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Could you do that
ogre roar of yours
for my son?
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He's a big, big fan.
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Do the roar.
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You know, I'd rather not.
It's my kids' birthday party.
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Do the roar.
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Uh, honey?
Why don't you go
check on the cake?
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Sure.
And don't forget
the candles.
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Hold still.
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Thanks for the pants,
Muffin Man.
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I always wanted chaps!
Yee-haw! Giddy up!
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Ah, Monsieur Shrek.
Howdy, Shrek!
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Your cake. Voilà!
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Oh, what is that
supposed to be?
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That's Sprinkles
the Ogre!
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Isn't he cute?
He looks just like you.
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But happy.
It's a party, Shrek.
You gotta cheer up!
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I'm in a great mood,
actually.
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Oh, I'm gonna
lick me a rainbow!
Donkey!
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As long as you're
not doing anything,
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how about one of those
famous Shrek roars?
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Do the roar.
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Let me set you
straight,
Butter Pants.
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An ogre only roars
when he's angry.
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You don't want to
see me angry, do you?
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Do it.
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Hold it together.
Just hold it together.
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Daddy,
he's getting away.
Do something.
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Oh, good. [gasps]
What happened
to the cake?
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Trust me.
It's an improvement.
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Ugh!
You licked it!
No.
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Just because
you're an ogre,
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doesn't mean
you have to
eat like one.
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Looks like you
forgot the candles!
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OK, just watch the cake.
I'll go get them.
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Watch the cake?
[Screams]
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Where's the cake?!
We ate the cake.
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Ya.
What?
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[Ssobs]
No, don't cry.
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Hey! I believe you
promised my son a roar.
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Do the roar.
Roar.
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I don't like it.
Pigs, we need
another cake.
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We ate
the other cakes.
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[man]
One roar, man.
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Hey, everybody!
Shrek's gonna do
his famous ogre roar!
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Not now, Donkey.
Pigs, are there
any cupcakes?
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We ate them, too.
They have lollipops.
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No, I ate them.
You didn't share?
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Well,
you didn't share
the croissants!
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Everything's
gonna be OK.
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Shrek,
what's going on?
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Come on, Shrek,
your fans are waiting!
Do the roar.
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! Happy Birthday bash
No more diaper rash 5
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[Fiona]
We need the cake!
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[all] Cake! Cake! Cake!
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[roars]
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[all cheer]
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I love you, Daddy.
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Everybody, I have
found another cake!
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Shrek?
Are you OK?
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[all chanting] Shrek! Shrek!
[yells]
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[gasping]
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[muttering]
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[Shouts]
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Unbelievable.
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Tell me about it!
Those villagers...
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I'm not talking
about the villagers,
Shrek.
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I'm talking
about you.
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Is this really how
you want to remember
the kids' first birthday?
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Oh, great.
So this is all
my fault?
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Yes. But
you know what?
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Let's talk about this
after the party,
at home.
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You mean that
roadside attraction
we live in?
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Step right up!
See the dancing ogre!
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Don't worry!
He won't bite!
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I used to be
an ogre.
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Now I'm just
a jolly green joke!
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OK, OK, maybe you're not
the ogre you used to be.
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But maybe that's not
such a bad thing.
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Aah, I wouldn't
expect you
to understand.
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It's not like
you're a real ogre.
250
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,960
You spent
half your life
in a palace.
251
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:59,172
And the other half
locked away in a tower.
252
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,591
[sighs] Look,
all I want
253
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,884
is for things
to go back
254
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,385
to the way
they used to be!
255
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,804
Back when villagers
were afraid of me,
256
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,098
and I could take
a mud bath in peace.
257
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,059
When I could do
what I wanted,
258
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,977
when I wanted
to do it!
259
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,356
Back when the world
made sense!
260
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,149
You mean back before
you rescued me
261
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,275
from the Dragon's Keep?
262
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,693
Exactly!
263
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:30,828
Shrek, you have three
beautiful children,
264
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,164
a wife
who loves you,
265
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,708
friends who
adore you.
266
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,335
You have
everything.
267
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:44,175
Why is it the only person
who can't see that is you?
268
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,531
That's just great.
269
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,125
If she thinks I'm gonna
slink back there
and apologise,
270
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,001
she's got another
thing coming.
271
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,545
She's not
the boss of me.
272
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,671
I'm an ogre
273
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,549
and I'm not gonna
apologise for
acting like one.
274
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:25,883
[RumpelstiltsKkin]
Help, please!
275
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:29,095
Someone,
anyone at all,
help me!
276
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,347
Please, help!
[moaning]
277
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,558
Please, help!
[Fifi honks]
278
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:37,353
I'm stuck! Help!
Oh, please, help!
279
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,231
Someone, anyone!
Oh, help me!
280
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,733
The pain!
I can see
a bright light.
281
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:43,943
A tunnel!
282
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,529
Grandma?
Is that you?
283
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,072
Yeah, il's me, Granny.
284
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,449
An ogre!
285
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,742
Please, Mr Ogre,
please don't eat me!
286
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,536
I'm not gonna
eat you.
287
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,914
But you are
an ogre...
Aren't you?
288
00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:00,209
Yeah, well, I...
I used to be.
289
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,503
Look, move out
or get crushed.
290
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,755
[stuttering]
So you're not
gonna eat me?
291
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,549
No, thanks.
I already had
292
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,677
a big bowl of
curly-toed weirdo
for breakfast.
293
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,222
Wait up!
What's your rush?
294
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,057
Where you going?
Nowhere.
295
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,309
[gasps]
What a coincidence!
296
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,144
I was just heading
that way myself.
297
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:21,105
But, seriously,
let me
give you a ride.
298
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,815
I insist.
299
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,526
Come on.
lt's the least
I can do
300
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,487
after all you've
done for me.
301
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:28,779
[sighs]
302
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,281
I got a hot rat
cooking.
303
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,449
[Squawks]
304
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,702
All right!
Can I interest you
305
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,245
in a mudslide?
Slug and tonic?
306
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,165
A liquid libation
to ease that
frustration?
307
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,209
Eyeball-tini?
308
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,544
Well, maybe just one.
309
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,880
[Shrek]
So the centaur says,
310
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,508
"That's not the half
I'm talking about".
[chuckles]
311
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,261
I gotta say, Shrek,
I envy you.
312
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,930
To live the life
of an ogre...
313
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,806
no worries,
no responsibilities.
314
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,684
You are free to
pillage and terrorise
as you please.
315
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,563
Free? [chuckKkles]
That's a laugh.
Oh, yeah?
316
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,399
Sometimes I wish I had
just one day to feel like
317
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,485
a real ogre again.
318
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,278
Why didn't you say so?
319
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,490
Magical transactions
are my specialty!
320
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,575
Great.
Next to mimes,
321
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,452
magicians are
my favourite people.
322
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,871
[laughs] Hold on.
[mutters]
323
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:22,208
"King for a Month."
"Knight for a Week."
324
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,547
Ogre for a day.
325
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,259
Think about it, Shrek.
To be feared and hated.
326
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,511
You'll be, like, "Roar!"
And the villagers
will be, like,
327
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:36,222
"Ah! Get away!
It's Shrek!
l'm so scared of him!"
328
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,932
It would be just like
the good old days,
329
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,850
when your swamp
was your castle.
330
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:43,646
When the world
made sense.
331
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,523
All right,
what's the catch?
332
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:46,857
Catch? No.
333
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,402
There's no catch.
No catchings, really.
334
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,737
I mean,
there's something.
Small thing. Nothing.
335
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,531
A little thing.
AI right, I knew it.
336
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:54,907
So what do you want?
337
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,033
A day.
338
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,118
A day.
[bell rings]
339
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,327
Oh, rat's done!
340
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:00,830
To make the magic work,
341
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,748
you gotta give something
to get something.
342
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,918
Ih this case, you gotta
give a day to get a day.
That's all.
343
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,713
I can't just pick up
and leave my family.
344
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,007
[stuttering]
But that's the best
part, Shrek!
345
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,675
It's a magical
contract.
346
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,552
No one will even
Know you're gone.
347
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,679
And by the time
this day is up,
348
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:20,516
you are gonna feel
like a changed ogre.
349
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,477
Still, 1 don't know.
350
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,354
Hey, no problem.
Forget it,
351
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,398
no big D.
Doesn't matter.
352
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,150
Do you like white meat
or dark meat?
353
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,113
So what day would
I have to give up?
354
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,199
I don't Know, any day.
A day from your past.
355
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,744
A day you had the flu?
A day you lost a pet?
356
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,705
A day some meddling
oaf stuck his nose
where it didn't belong
357
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,040
destroying your business
and ruining your life?!
358
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:49,295
[panting]
Just for an example.
359
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,297
How about the day
I met Donkey?
360
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,382
Now, there's a day
I'd like to take back.
361
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,926
I don't Know
who thatis.
362
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,678
[gasps] I Know.
363
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,555
What about a day
you wouldn't
even remember?
364
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,849
Like a day
when you were a baby.
365
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:05,561
An innocent,
mindless little baby.
366
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,313
Take any of those
days you want.
367
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,065
Take them all
for all I care.
368
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,651
Oh, just one will do.
369
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,030
OK, good. A day from
your childhood itis.
370
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,490
I guess there's
nothing wrong
371
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,617
with wanting
a little time
for myself.
372
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,410
Just 24 tiny little hours.
373
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,579
I'm still my own ogre!
Yeah, you is!
374
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,082
I never needed
to ask for anyone's
permission before.
375
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,751
So why start now, huh?
376
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,011
Go on, Shrek.
377
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,763
Sign it! [groans]
378
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,182
Go on, Shrek.
379
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,935
Sign it, Shrek! Sign it!
380
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,979
Oh! You signed it.
381
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,941
So, tell me.
What happens now?
382
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,819
Have a nice day.
[cackling]
383
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,407
[yells] Whoa!
384
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:04,704
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
385
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,789
[yells] Whoa!
386
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,711
[grunts, moans]
387
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,046
I think
I fell on my keys.
388
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,881
[man] There are
40 children in that shoe,
389
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,718
which is why the weasel
goes pop to this very day.
390
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:19,885
Oh, great.
391
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,430
As we head over the river
and through the woods...
392
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:25,307
Ogre!
[all scream]
393
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,900
[chuckling] Aah!
394
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,236
[] The Carpenters:
Top of the World]
395
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,790
Kill the ogre! Kill the ogre!
396
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,883
[tolling]
397
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:45,304
This is the part
where you run away!
398
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,237
[sighs]
399
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:08,744
Oh! [laughing]
Sure is great
to be wanted again.
400
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:10,204
[laughs]
401
00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:11,705
Oh, nice one.
402
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,258
Fiona?
403
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:33,602
Oh, no.
404
00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:39,608
[pants]
405
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:43,904
[pants]
406
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,535
My home.
407
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,204
Fiona!
408
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,042
Fiona!
Are you in there?!
409
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,503
[grunting]
410
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,689
(gasos [rustling]
411
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,790
All right, Rumpel!
412
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:40,002
This wasn't
part of the deal!
413
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:44,882
Rumpel!
414
00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,572
Ogre!
415
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,826
We've got another one,
ladies! Get him!
416
00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,328
[all guffawing]
417
00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:15,913
Who are you?!
418
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,248
What are you doing
in my swamp?
419
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,085
[cackling]
420
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,674
Looks like
a troublemaker!
421
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,593
[witehes cackling]
422
00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:35,015
[coughing]
423
00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:41,855
[woman] Spread 'em!
Whoa!
424
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:45,025
[grunts]
Nice job, ladies!
425
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,572
Whoa! [grunts]
426
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:55,661
You witehes are making
a big mistake!
427
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:56,870
I Know my rights!
428
00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:59,331
You have the right
to shut your mouth!
429
00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,802
[Donkey]! Just thinking
about tomorrow
430
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:14,680
5 Clears away the cobwebs
and the sorrow
431
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,724
3 Till there's none
[groans]
432
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,934
When I'm stuck
with a day that's grey
433
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:22,521
Donkey, stop with
the singing, will you?
434
00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:25,816
5 ...and grin
Donkey! Oh! Ow!
435
00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:29,194
♪ Oh, the sun'll
come out tomorrow
436
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,321
S So you got to
hang on till tomorrow
437
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:33,615
7 Come what may
438
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:35,868
Tomorrow, tomorrow
Donkey, where am I?
439
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:36,994
What's happening?
440
00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:40,039
Quiet down there!
Oh, I hate this song.
441
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:41,540
[Screams]
442
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:44,043
5 But l made up my mind
443
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,628
3 I'm keeping my baby, ooh,
444
00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:49,423
I'm driving, so I'm
in charge of the music.
445
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:53,552
Hey! Will you witehes
make up your mind?
446
00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:57,556
3 No matter what
they take from me
447
00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:01,977
3 They can't take away
my dignity s
448
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,313
Donkey?
What's going on?
449
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,939
Do you Know
where Fiona is?
450
00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:07,399
Shh, quiet, ogre!
451
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,318
You're gonna get me in trouble
and I need this job.
452
00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:11,111
I am not going back to
work for Old MacDonald.
453
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:14,073
Tell me to E-I-E-l-O.
"E-l-E-l-No!"
That's what I said.
454
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,866
Where are my babies?
455
00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:17,993
And where's
your wife, Dragon?
456
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,037
Look, I think you
have me confused
457
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,121
with some other
talking donkey.
458
00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:22,581
I've never seen you
before in my life.
459
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:25,250
Never seen me before?
Come on, Donkey!
460
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,628
And how do you
Know my name anyway?
461
00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:30,672
It's me, Shrek.
Your best friend?
462
00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:32,716
[scofís] A donkey
and an ogre friends?
463
00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:35,260
That's the most
ridiculous thing
I ever heard!
464
00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:40,474
Can you at least tell! me
where they're taking me?
465
00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:42,518
To the same place
they take every ogre.
466
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:43,769
To Rumpelstiltskin.
467
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,063
Stiltskin!
468
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,731
I said quiet!
469
00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:49,733
3 Hit me with your best shot
470
00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:52,194
Why don't you hit me
with your best shot?
471
00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:53,695
[whip cracks]
[Donkey screams]
472
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,030
3 Hit me with your best shot
473
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,866
Oh, no.
5 Fire away 5
474
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:01,328
[Donkey continues singing]
475
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:09,586
[indistinct chattering]
476
00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:11,547
[man] It's time to crumble!
477
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:14,550
Place your bets!
Place your bets!
478
00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:16,385
We start tout de suite!
479
00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:19,555
Yeah! Oh!
[vocalising]
480
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:21,932
Gingy?
481
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:27,980
Gingy snap!
[men cheering]
482
00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:31,483
There's one!
483
00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,318
Disgusting, filthy ogre!
484
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:35,320
Hideous monster!
485
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:37,114
Filthy, filthy creature!
486
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:40,742
Disgusting creature!
[crowd continues yelling]
487
00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:06,810
Move it!
488
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:09,438
Hyah.
[grunts]
489
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:27,164
Don't worry, Donkey.
I'll get us our lives back.
490
00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:30,375
Yeah, right. Put a little
mustard on mine,
Captain Crazy!
491
00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:32,461
[witehes laughing]
492
00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:36,757
[techno music playing]
493
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:48,352
[honking]
494
00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,494
[laughing]
495
00:29:07,621 --> 00:29:09,414
[woman] Mr Stiltskin?
496
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:13,794
You got
another customer.
497
00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:14,962
Wolfie!
498
00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:16,505
Yes, Mr Stiltskin.
499
00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:18,465
Bring me
my business wig.
500
00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:21,593
Mr Stiltskin,
please!
[sputters]
501
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,223
OK, go.
Oh, please make
me a real boy!
502
00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:27,599
Go away!
503
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:29,851
Terms are
in the details,
balsa boy.
504
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:32,604
Sayonara, termites!
Hello, acne!
505
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,606
[cackles]
[Shrek] Stiltskin!
506
00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:36,942
Oh! Shrek!
507
00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:38,902
[all gasp]
[music stops]
508
00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:40,404
There he is!
509
00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:42,614
[moans] So close!
510
00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:46,618
[laughs] Have ]
been waiting for you!
511
00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:50,247
Ladies,
this is the guy
512
00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:53,375
that made
all of this possible!
513
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:54,710
[indistinct chattering]
514
00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:57,212
So, tell me,
how are you
enjoying your day?
515
00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,006
All right, Rumpel,
what's going on?
516
00:29:59,089 --> 00:30:00,465
What have you done?
517
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,592
No, Shrek, it's not
what I've done.
518
00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:03,927
It's what you've done.
519
00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:05,679
Thanks to you,
the King and Queen
520
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:07,806
signed their kingdom
over to me.
521
00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:09,433
They would
never do that.
522
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,184
They would
if I promised them
523
00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:14,563
all their problems
would disappear.
[chortles]
524
00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:17,983
And then
they disappeared!
525
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,736
[both moaning]
526
00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:28,785
They would have
done anything
527
00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:31,079
if they thought it would
end their daughter's curse.
528
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,582
I ended Fiona's curse!
529
00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:37,127
How could you
when you never existed?
530
00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:40,297
You better start
making sense,
you dirty little man!
531
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,716
Here, let me
spell it out for you!
532
00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:44,885
You gave me a day
from your past,
533
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,262
a day you couldn't
even remember.
534
00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:51,475
A day when you were
an innocent,
mindless little baby.
535
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:54,102
[humming]
536
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:56,855
You took the day
I was born.
537
00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:59,983
No, Shrek.
You gave it to me.
538
00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:02,402
Enjoy this
while you can,
Stiltskin,
539
00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:03,695
because when
this day is up...
540
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:06,573
But you haven't heard
the best part.
541
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:08,367
Since you were never born,
542
00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:10,494
once this day
comes to an end,
543
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:13,997
so will you.
[laughter]
544
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:18,126
Where's Fiona?
545
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:20,045
Where's my family?
546
00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:21,671
Hal Silly little ogre.
547
00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:23,423
You don't get it,
do you?
548
00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:26,176
You see,
you were never born.
549
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,470
You never met Fiona.
550
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:32,140
Your kids don't exist.
551
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,893
[witehes cackling]
552
00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:37,771
How's that for
a metaphysical paradox?
553
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,526
Looks like you got
exactly what you wanted!
554
00:31:43,485 --> 00:31:45,070
Happy Ogre Day!
555
00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:46,613
Rumpel!
556
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:49,991
Oh! Oh! Oh, oh!
Get him, witches!
557
00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,419
[grunts]
558
00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:02,379
You Know
what'd help morale
around here?
559
00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:03,839
Flip-flop Fridays.
560
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:06,508
Feet be comfortable
with the breeze
on your toes.
561
00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:08,760
[velling] Whoa!
562
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:12,472
[[ Light FM Featuring
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563
00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:14,724
Come on, girls!
564
00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:16,935
[cackling]
Yeah!
565
00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:29,698
Lock all the doors,
you worthless witches!
Do it!
566
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:34,119
I'll be right back,
Donkey!
567
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:37,622
I don't Know you!
I don't know him!
568
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:46,965
[grunts]
569
00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:58,602
I'm glad
I'm not you.
570
00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:03,607
[Donkey screaming]
571
00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:07,068
Help me! Help!
Oh, no. Help!
572
00:33:15,869 --> 00:33:17,454
No, not
my pretty ball!
573
00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:24,169
Watch out!
574
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,298
[all sereaming]
575
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:31,801
[Donkey screaming]
576
00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:36,932
[hollow thump]
Weolfie?
577
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,142
My angry wig.
578
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:49,611
[Shrek muttering]
[Donkey] Help!
I've been kidnapped
579
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,404
by a derangead,
unbalanced ogre!
580
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,031
Donkey!
Get off of me!
581
00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:55,909
Watch it with
your pointy hooves!
582
00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:58,161
[both shouting]
583
00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:00,872
[groans]
584
00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:04,751
Just take my wallet!
Hey!
585
00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:06,836
I'm being
ass-napped!
586
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:08,713
Animal cruelty!
Help!
587
00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:10,966
You need to
calm down!
588
00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:13,260
I'm your friend.
[mumbling]
589
00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:14,970
I'm not gonna
hurt you, all right?
590
00:34:15,095 --> 00:34:17,973
Mmm-hmm.
Good. I'm
gonna let go...
591
00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:20,642
...right... now.
592
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:21,893
Please!
Eat my face last!
593
00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:23,353
Send my hooves
to my mama!
594
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,939
Donkey! You've
got to trust me.
595
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,232
Why should I
trust you?
596
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:28,733
Because...
597
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,860
Because... uh...
598
00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:35,949
OK.
599
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:43,957
Winter, spring
summer or fall
600
00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:48,378
3 All you've got
to do is call
601
00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:51,548
3 And l'll be there
Yeah, yeah, yeah
602
00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:56,803
5 You've got a friend 3
603
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,359
[screaming]
604
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,113
Fine! Go ahead!
605
00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:17,824
Run away!
Who needs you?
606
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,585
[toy squeaks]
607
00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:41,348
[toy squeaks]
608
00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:54,235
[Donkey] l've never
seen an ogre cry.
609
00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:01,493
I'm not erying.
610
00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:03,745
It's nothing to be
ashamed of.
I ery all the time.
611
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,163
Just thinking
about my grandma,
612
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:06,623
or thinking about
baby kittens,
613
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,792
or my grandma
kissing a baby kitten,
614
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:11,127
or a little baby
grandma kitten.
615
00:36:11,294 --> 00:36:14,130
[sobs] Thatis
so darn sad.
616
00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:15,590
I said,
I'm not erying!
617
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,634
Take it easy,
I'm only trying
to help.
618
00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:19,344
It's none
of my business
why you're upset.
619
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,055
By the way,
why are you upset?
620
00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:24,974
I was tricked into
signing something
I shouldn't have.
621
00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:27,435
You signed up
for one of them
time-shares, huh?
622
00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:30,105
No. I signed this.
623
00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:33,441
[gasps] You should
never sign a contract
with Rumpelstiltskin!
624
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:34,943
Yeah, I got that.
625
00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:37,153
His fine print
is crafty.
I know.
626
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,614
His exit clauses
are sneaky.
Yeah, I...
627
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:41,616
What did you say?
628
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:42,909
I'm talking about
the exit clause.
629
00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:44,244
Used to be,
you had to
guess his name,
630
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,371
but now everybody knows
who Rumpelstiltskin is.
631
00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:48,164
Donkey, l've read
the fine print.
632
00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:50,625
There's nothing about
an exit clause in here.
633
00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:52,711
Well, you didn't
expect him to make
it easy for you.
634
00:36:52,794 --> 00:36:54,421
Here, let me show you
how it's done.
635
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,798
I didn't spend
all that time
around them witcehes
636
00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:58,633
without picking up
a few tricks.
637
00:36:58,800 --> 00:36:59,884
Your tiny, little
ogre brain
638
00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:01,136
couldn't begin
to comprehend
639
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,513
the complexity
of my polygonic
foldability skills.
640
00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:05,348
What are you doing?
641
00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:08,226
Hey, I can't get
my origami on
unless you back off.
642
00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:10,145
Thank you.
OK, here's what
you gotta do.
643
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:11,646
You fold this piece here,
644
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:12,897
make this letter
match up here,
645
00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:14,190
bring this corner here,
646
00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:16,693
and if you do it
just right,
it will show you
647
00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:18,528
what to do. There!
648
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,864
"Try Lou's Bliss."
649
00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:26,494
Who's Lou?
Give me that!
650
00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:34,252
"True Love's Kiss."
651
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:39,048
You have to take me
to dinner first.
652
00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,718
[sighs] "According
to fairy tale law,
653
00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:43,219
if not fully satisfiea,
654
00:37:43,303 --> 00:37:46,931
true love's kiss will render
this contract null and void."
655
00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:50,518
Donkey, you did it!
Look at you!
656
00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:53,021
If Fiona and I
share true love's kiss,
657
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:55,273
I will get my life back!
658
00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:57,150
OK! This isn't
a petting zoo!
659
00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,485
So where
is this Fiona?
660
00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,571
Well, that's just it,
VOU SEE.
661
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:03,698
I don't Know.
662
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:04,783
You know, when
I lose something,
663
00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:06,075
I always try to
retrace my steps.
664
00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:07,869
So... where did you
leave her last?
665
00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:10,663
The last time
I saw her,
666
00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:14,209
I told her I wished
I'd never rescued her.
667
00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:17,420
Oh, no.
668
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,339
[Donkey] Shrek?
669
00:38:19,506 --> 00:38:22,091
Shrek! Shrek, wait!
Wait, Shrek!
670
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,427
What, are you crazy?
That's the Dragon's Keep!
671
00:38:24,511 --> 00:38:26,137
They keep dragons
in there!
672
00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:29,808
OK, yeah, fine!
Go ahead!
673
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:31,392
I'm gonna just
hang back here
674
00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:32,769
and find us
some breakfast!
675
00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:41,152
[panting]
676
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:44,906
Fiona!
677
00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:21,776
Oh, no.
678
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,706
If I didn't
save Fiona...
679
00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:39,377
..then who did?
680
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:53,224
This is the favour Fiona
was supposed to give me
681
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:54,475
on the day we met.
682
00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:58,187
It's a symbol
of our love.
683
00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:00,648
Now smell it!
684
00:40:00,773 --> 00:40:02,734
Hey, man, get
that dirty favour
out of my face!
685
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:04,319
Your nose is
the only chance
686
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:06,404
I have of tracking
down my wife,
687
00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:09,198
so stop complaining
and start smelling.
688
00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:10,825
Smell it! Get it!
Away you go, girl!
689
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,660
Do I look like
a bloodhound to you?
690
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:13,953
lh case
you haven't noticead,
691
00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:15,246
I'm a donkey,
not a dog!
692
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:18,166
If I was a dog,
they'd call me Dog,
not Donkey!
693
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:19,542
And another thing...
694
00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:21,210
[sniffing]
Wait a minute.
695
00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:24,714
I think
I got something.
696
00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:27,342
Whatever itis,
it's sweet.
Fiona.
697
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,010
Luscious and tasty.
698
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,220
Hey! That's my wife
you're talking about.
699
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,265
Donkey!
700
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:36,559
[sniffing]
701
00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:40,438
Yeah! Waffles!
702
00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:42,023
And I thought
the Waffle Fairy
703
00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:43,441
was just
a bedtime story.
704
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:47,695
Sticky stacks of golden,
syrupy deliciousness!
705
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:50,073
Donkey!
Don't eat that!
[groans]
706
00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:52,575
There's a stack of
freshly made waffles
707
00:40:52,659 --> 00:40:54,285
in the middle
of the forest.
708
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,245
Don't you find that
a wee bit suspicious?
709
00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:58,122
Mmm-hmm...
Oh, you...
710
00:40:58,289 --> 00:40:59,499
I'm just...
What are you...?
711
00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:01,417
Bad Donkey!
Mustn't.
712
00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:03,586
I said, don't!
Don't! No!
713
00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:05,588
Get away from it.
714
00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:08,257
You did.
Mmm... Ah!
715
00:41:08,341 --> 00:41:09,968
Uh-oh.
716
00:41:10,051 --> 00:41:11,219
Oh!
[creaking]
717
00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:15,848
Look out!
718
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,726
[screaming]
719
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:19,978
Donkey!
[Donkey] Ow!
720
00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:21,396
Are you OK?
721
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,439
I'm fine. Ah!
722
00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:25,817
Donkey.
723
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,904
[Donkey]
Help! Help me!
724
00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:32,824
Help, Shrek! Help!
725
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:45,962
[indistinct chattering]
726
00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:57,849
[man]
Watch your head.
727
00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,350
Hey,
it's a new guy!
728
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,644
Look at him,
all dressed up
in his Sunday vest.
729
00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:03,521
He's really tiny,
isn't he?
730
00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:05,815
Yeah. Fate has
delivered us
a comrade-in-arms
731
00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:07,608
and for that,
we are thankful.
Suit him up!
732
00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:09,527
Let's go, greenie.
Now, wait a minute!
733
00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:11,487
[grunts, groans]
734
00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:16,534
Oh! Hey!
Here you go.
735
00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:21,664
[grunts]
[cheering]
736
00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:24,625
Welcome to
the resistance.
Resistance?
737
00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:28,212
We fight for freedom
and ogres everywhere!
738
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,506
[nose trumpets]
739
00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:37,889
[cheering]
740
00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:39,515
I didn't Know
we could do that.
741
00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:42,185
Help!
You can't eat me!
I got the mange!
742
00:42:42,268 --> 00:42:44,145
I'm poisonous!
I'm all poi...
743
00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:46,731
I'll take him!
This order's to go.
744
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:49,400
Hey! I haven't removed
his giblets yet.
745
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,694
Trust me, you don't
want to eat this one.
746
00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:53,905
I go down smooth,
but come out fighting!
747
00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:56,157
Let go!
Don't make
Mama mad.
748
00:42:56,324 --> 00:42:57,492
Your dinner
is my friend!
749
00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,702
Come on, guys!
I got to get
the giblets out!
750
00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:01,871
She's back.
[man] There she is.
751
00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:20,723
Fiona!
752
00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:24,894
I'm so happy
I found you!
753
00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:29,190
[Sslow-motion shout]
754
00:43:29,357 --> 00:43:33,027
[laughter]
[groans]
755
00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:34,612
Maybe you missed
orientation,
756
00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:35,947
but for future
reference,
757
00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:38,241
personal space
is very important
to me.
758
00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:41,369
You don't Know
who I am, do you?
759
00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:42,954
No.
760
00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:45,248
Brogan, I have news
from Far Far Away.
761
00:43:45,331 --> 00:43:47,542
Gather the others
and meet me
in the war room.
762
00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:48,876
Gretched,
make sure everyone
763
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,169
is prepared to
move out tonight.
764
00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,338
I need to
talk to you.
What is it?
765
00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:56,425
OK, I know you don't
remember me, but...
766
00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:59,303
...Wwe're married.
Hear me out.
767
00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:02,181
And at the birthday party
with some pigs and a puppelt,
768
00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:03,808
the villagers wanted me
to sign their pitehforks,
769
00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:06,018
and this boy Kkept saying,
"Do the roar"".
770
00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:08,604
Then I punched the cakes
that the pigs ate
and the next thing I knew,
771
00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:10,773
my donkey fell
in your waffle hole.
772
00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:16,154
Right? Who's with me?
773
00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:20,533
Whoa! I guess
I must have kicked him
harder than I thought.
774
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,827
[laughter]
Fiona, I need to...
775
00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,996
[bird calls]
Witches!
776
00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:27,206
All right, everyone,
you Know the drill!
777
00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:28,916
Fiona!
Witches! Oh, no!
778
00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:31,127
Witches! Witches!
Come on, now.
779
00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:45,474
[muffled protest]
780
00:45:00,072 --> 00:45:01,782
Fiona, that's
the third patrol today.
781
00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:02,867
We can't hide
forever.
782
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:04,035
Trust me, Brogan.
783
00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:06,120
After tonight,
we won't have to.
784
00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:09,248
That's your wife?
785
00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:11,083
That's my wife.
786
00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:14,462
Well, I see who wears
the chain mail
in your family!
787
00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:17,840
[sighs]
788
00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:21,385
Some people
like to look at
the goblet as...
789
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:23,012
as half empty.
790
00:45:23,179 --> 00:45:27,850
Me, I like to look
atit as half full.
791
00:45:28,017 --> 00:45:31,145
We've gone
from the bottom
to the top, ladies.
792
00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:34,190
But we're not
just an empire.
793
00:45:34,982 --> 00:45:37,068
We're a family.
Oh!
794
00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:38,486
Everyone has got
their cupcake?
795
00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:41,113
Cupcake, cupcake?
Good. Yes? Baba?
796
00:45:41,197 --> 00:45:42,990
Good. Yeah,
you Know,
797
00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:45,534
we have put away
a lot of ogres.
798
00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:47,203
And so one
got away.
799
00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:49,372
Who cares?
It's not a big deal.
800
00:45:50,373 --> 00:45:52,458
lt doesn't
matter to me.
801
00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:55,378
It's not like
it's the end
of the world.
802
00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:59,465
Except...
funny thing.
803
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,133
Now that
I think about it,
804
00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:03,219
the ogre who got
away is Shrek!
805
00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:06,138
And if he shares a kiss
with Fiona by sunrise,
806
00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:09,433
it is the end
of the world!
Our world!
807
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,728
My empire!
[Squawks]
808
00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:17,525
[exhales deeply]
But, as I was saying,
809
00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:21,570
I like to look
at the goblet
as half full.
810
00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:23,239
[witehes moan]
811
00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:25,199
Yelling makes me
so parched.
812
00:46:25,366 --> 00:46:27,535
Would anyone care
for some water?
813
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:29,203
Wet your whistle?
[shudders]
814
00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:32,248
A clear, crisp,
delicious glass...
815
00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:35,584
...0f agua purificada?
[grunts]
816
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:38,296
Anybody's thirsty?
Nobody's thirsty? No?
817
00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:41,090
Well, then does anyone
care to tell me
818
00:46:41,257 --> 00:46:43,884
what it's going to take
to get this ogre? You.
819
00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:45,177
Faster brooms?
820
00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:46,929
No!
Pointier hats?
821
00:46:47,096 --> 00:46:48,723
No! You!
Maybe we could hire
822
00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:51,434
a professional
bounty hunter?
[grunts]
823
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,437
What a world!
What a world!
824
00:46:55,604 --> 00:46:59,025
Hmm! You know,
actually not
a bad idea. Baba!
825
00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:01,360
[moans]
I need
a bounty hunter.
826
00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:04,739
And if music doth
soothe the savage beast...
827
00:47:04,905 --> 00:47:07,825
...then I think
I might know
just the person!
828
00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:12,121
Listen up, everyone.
829
00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:14,707
Word has come
from Far Far Away.
830
00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:18,085
Stiltskin is leading
tonight's ogre hunt
himself.
831
00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:19,962
He's never done
that before.
What? Why?
832
00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:21,881
I bet that's
because of us.
Shh!
833
00:47:22,048 --> 00:47:23,799
If that
cupcake-eating clown
834
00:47:23,966 --> 00:47:26,969
finally leaves
the safety of his
filthy witeh nest...
835
00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:30,431
...he'll he vulnerable.
The plan's simple.
836
00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:32,600
If they follow
the usual patrol route,
837
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:34,685
they'll reach the river
by midnight.
838
00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,979
We'll be concealed
along this road,
839
00:47:37,063 --> 00:47:38,397
waiting for his caravan.
840
00:47:38,564 --> 00:47:40,399
Once they reach
the clearing,
841
00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:41,901
I'll give the signal.
842
00:47:42,068 --> 00:47:43,903
And then
we attack!
843
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,619
And when
the smoke clears...
844
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:52,953
Wait, what's this?
845
00:47:53,079 --> 00:47:54,330
That's my
chimichanga stand.
846
00:47:54,997 --> 00:47:57,666
Um... No, Cookie.
We won't be needing that.
847
00:47:57,792 --> 00:47:58,793
Trust me, Fiona.
848
00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:01,504
Y'all gonna be really hungry
after this ambush, OK?
849
00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:04,173
Go and finish
your little speech.
850
00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:06,842
All right,
as I was saying,
851
00:48:06,926 --> 00:48:08,469
when the smoke clears,
852
00:48:08,636 --> 00:48:10,262
Rumpelstiltskin is gone
853
00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:12,348
and the chimichangas
have been eaten.
854
00:48:12,515 --> 00:48:15,142
Far Far Away
will finally be free.
855
00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:17,061
And so will we.
Spread the word.
856
00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:18,187
We move out
857
00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:20,272
as soon as Rumpel
leaves the palace.
858
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:22,650
[indistinct chattering]
859
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:23,859
Man, this is serious!
860
00:48:23,943 --> 00:48:25,027
Tell me about it.
861
00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:27,822
How am I ever gonna
get her to kiss me
before sunrise?
862
00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:29,490
Actually, I was talking
about the revolution.
863
00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:30,908
Revolution?
864
00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:33,202
Why don't you
just tell her
what you told me?
865
00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:34,453
About how
you're her true love
866
00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:36,038
and you came
from an alternate
universe.
867
00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:37,957
Well, while I'm at it,
why don't I tell her
868
00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:40,167
that you're married
to a fire-breathing dragon
869
00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:43,254
and you have little, mutant
donkey-dragon babies.
870
00:48:43,838 --> 00:48:45,047
I do?!
871
00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:46,173
You saw
what happened.
872
00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:47,341
She's gonna
think I'm crazy.
873
00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:49,468
[croaks]
I'm a daddy?
874
00:48:49,635 --> 00:48:52,805
You know what?
If I got Fiona
to Kiss me once...
875
00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:56,559
...then I can
do it again.
876
00:48:57,768 --> 00:48:59,937
[Donkey]
Shrek, do my babies
have hooves or talons?
877
00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:01,689
[Shrek]
Donkey, shh...!
878
00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:03,274
Hello?
879
00:49:04,733 --> 00:49:05,776
Fiona?
880
00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:14,952
You should not
be here, sefor.
881
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:16,454
Puss?
882
00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:19,123
[struggling]
883
00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:21,292
[gasps]
884
00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:23,627
You've gotta be
kidding me.
885
00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:30,593
Oof! [straining]
886
00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:40,227
Feed me,
if you dare.
887
00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:42,354
Puss, what
happened to you?
888
00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:43,564
You got so fa...
889
00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:46,609
...fancey.
890
00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:47,943
Do I Know you?
891
00:49:48,068 --> 00:49:50,696
Well, where's your hat?
Where's your belt?
892
00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,656
Your wee
little boots?
893
00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:55,201
Boots?
For a cat? Ha!
894
00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:58,162
But you're
Puss in Boots.
895
00:49:59,079 --> 00:50:00,706
Maybe once.
896
00:50:00,873 --> 00:50:02,500
But that is a name
I have outgrown.
897
00:50:02,583 --> 00:50:04,210
That's not
the only thing
you've outgrown.
898
00:50:04,376 --> 00:50:07,129
Hey! I may have
let myself go
899
00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:08,714
a little
since retirement,
900
00:50:08,797 --> 00:50:11,258
but hanging up
my sword was the best
decision of my life.
901
00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:12,635
I have all the cream
I can drink
902
00:50:12,718 --> 00:50:14,470
and all the mice
I can chase.
903
00:50:15,304 --> 00:50:17,431
Eh, I'll get him later.
904
00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:20,059
Oh, Puss,
what have I
done to you?
905
00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:22,436
You've gone soft.
[sighs]
906
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:26,649
Well, I do get brushed
twice a day.
907
00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:29,443
Look, it's not
too late to fix It.
908
00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:31,862
All you have to do
is help me get
a kiss from Fiona.
909
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,906
What are you doing?
Hey.
910
00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:35,241
Can I help you
with something?
911
00:50:35,324 --> 00:50:38,327
Well, I Khow how
stressful mounting
a rebellion can be...
912
00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:40,412
...rallying the troops,
planning attacks,
913
00:50:40,579 --> 00:50:44,250
so I brought you
a little something
to ease the tension.
914
00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:46,001
A gift basket?
915
00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:48,837
You're welcome.
So let's see
what you got.
916
00:50:49,004 --> 00:50:51,840
Heart-shaped box
of slugs. Ooh!
917
00:50:52,007 --> 00:50:54,552
Skunk-scented candile.
[sniffs] Mmm.
918
00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:57,513
Look, this
really isn't the...
Ooh! What's this?
919
00:50:57,596 --> 00:50:59,014
Coupons!
920
00:50:59,181 --> 00:51:01,183
Let's see,
"Good for one
free foot massage".
921
00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:03,727
"A mugd facial!"
Oh, and here's one...
922
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:06,105
"Good for
one free kiss."
923
00:51:06,188 --> 00:51:07,398
Let's cash it now.
924
00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:09,567
Look, I don't know
what this is all about,
925
00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:11,318
but I'm trying to
run a revolution.
926
00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:13,696
So unless you have
Rumpelstiltskin's
head in there,
927
00:51:13,862 --> 00:51:15,948
I suggest you take
your gift basket,
928
00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:17,866
get out of my tent
929
00:51:17,950 --> 00:51:19,743
and go make
yourself useful!
930
00:51:20,494 --> 00:51:22,871
Wow. You're right.
931
00:51:22,955 --> 00:51:24,832
I am sorry.
932
00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:26,709
I was just trying
to be friendly.
933
00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:27,918
No hard feelings?
934
00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:30,671
An apologetic hug?
935
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,090
And a quick
kiss goodbye.
936
00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:36,135
Ow! Hey!
937
00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:38,345
Wait! Is that
mistletoe I see?
938
00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:41,890
Hey, Shrek!
Are my babies cute,
939
00:51:41,974 --> 00:51:43,601
or do they make people
feel uncomfortable?
940
00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:45,603
Where'd we find
that guy?
941
00:51:45,686 --> 00:51:46,937
Could it be true?
942
00:51:47,021 --> 00:51:51,275
Have the years
of prim and pampery
made me soft?
943
00:51:51,358 --> 00:51:52,985
Don't be silly.
944
00:51:53,068 --> 00:51:54,403
Now who's a pretty kitty?
945
00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:55,696
l am.
946
00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:58,032
[honking]
947
00:52:03,912 --> 00:52:06,165
Daddy thinks
you look real nice,
Fifi.
948
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:08,792
Honk.
949
00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:10,544
All right, Piggies,
be gone!
950
00:52:10,711 --> 00:52:13,756
Don't forget to take
her little potty box
with you.
951
00:52:13,922 --> 00:52:15,841
This little piggy
wants to go home!
952
00:52:16,008 --> 00:52:17,801
Mr Stiltskin!
He's here.
953
00:52:17,885 --> 00:52:19,303
Nice.
954
00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:22,973
[flute playing
down-tempo melody]
955
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:36,278
Pied Piper.
How was
your commute?
956
00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:39,406
Huh. Good.
[scofís]
957
00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:41,367
You call this guy
a bounty hunter?
958
00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:44,244
What's he gonna do,
flute those ogres
a lullaby?
959
00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:46,455
[all laugh]
960
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:51,960
[S Beastie Boys: Sure Shot]
961
00:52:53,045 --> 00:52:55,464
[moaning]
962
00:52:56,548 --> 00:52:58,092
OK, got it!
963
00:52:59,301 --> 00:53:00,678
Make it stop!
964
00:53:03,055 --> 00:53:05,432
[witehes yelling]
965
00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:06,892
[RumpelstiltsKkin]
All right,
that's enough.
966
00:53:07,059 --> 00:53:09,186
[panting]
967
00:53:10,312 --> 00:53:13,774
Looks like it's time
to pay the piper.
968
00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:16,110
[witches gasping]
969
00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:17,444
Griselda,
seriousIy,
970
00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:18,904
it's time to
pay the piper.
971
00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:20,614
Now go get
my chequebook!
972
00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:22,157
Go! Move!
Get out!
[yelps]
973
00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:24,201
Things are getting
real sloppy around here!
974
00:53:26,453 --> 00:53:27,871
[indistinct chattering]
975
00:53:27,955 --> 00:53:29,581
Here, now make sure
they eat up!
976
00:53:29,748 --> 00:53:31,375
You can't end tyranny
on an empty stomach!
977
00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:33,043
Go on! Go!
978
00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:34,670
Din-din!
979
00:53:42,428 --> 00:53:45,305
Come on, Donkey.
One more time,
please?
980
00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:47,766
All right, but this
is the last time.
981
00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:51,395
Here it comes.
Look at him.
982
00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:55,566
[grunts]
[all guffawing]
983
00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:57,568
I see you!
984
00:53:59,778 --> 00:54:01,321
♪ These eyes have seen
a lot of love
985
00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:04,283
3 But they never
want to see another one
like they had with you 5
986
00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:06,535
That's quite
a friend you've
got there.
987
00:54:06,618 --> 00:54:08,287
I can see
why you haven't
eaten him.
988
00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:10,372
Donkey! I hate
to pull you away
989
00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:11,457
from your
adoring public,
990
00:54:11,623 --> 00:54:13,959
but I'm not getting
anywhere with Fiona.
991
00:54:14,042 --> 00:54:15,043
I need your help!
992
00:54:15,127 --> 00:54:16,962
Hey, everybody.
Who wants dessert?
993
00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:18,756
[all clamouring]
994
00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,967
Where'd you
get these?
Fiona's garbage.
995
00:54:22,134 --> 00:54:25,095
Just another gift
from some clueless
lover boy.
996
00:54:26,847 --> 00:54:28,056
That's a good
one, Cookie!
997
00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:30,601
Anyone who
Knows Fiona
998
00:54:30,684 --> 00:54:32,519
knows this stuff
ain't gonna
work on her.
999
00:54:32,686 --> 00:54:34,229
Works on me.
1000
00:54:34,396 --> 00:54:35,856
Donkey, what
am I gonna do?
1001
00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:37,232
lt's like I don't
even know her.
1002
00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:38,650
You in trouble,
Romeo.
1003
00:54:38,817 --> 00:54:40,861
The only thing
Fiona cares about
is her cause.
1004
00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:41,945
To the cause!
1005
00:54:42,029 --> 00:54:43,781
To the cause!
1006
00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:47,284
[all cheering]
[man] All right!
1007
00:54:48,076 --> 00:54:50,996
[purring]
1008
00:55:03,008 --> 00:55:04,259
[object slams]
1009
00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:10,808
Hello!
1010
00:55:11,892 --> 00:55:12,935
[Screams]
1011
00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:16,897
Nice moves.
What are you doing?
1012
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:17,981
What does it
look like?
1013
00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:19,775
I'm getting ready
for ambush action.
1014
00:55:19,942 --> 00:55:22,569
Oh, yeah.
I always like to
quad my lutes
1015
00:55:22,736 --> 00:55:24,571
and do
some scrunches
1016
00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:26,907
before an
operational... op.
1017
00:55:27,074 --> 00:55:28,158
This one taken?
1018
00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:30,077
We use that to
clean the toilets.
1019
00:55:30,244 --> 00:55:31,286
Aah...
1020
00:55:31,995 --> 00:55:33,705
And we use that one
to clean the thing
1021
00:55:33,872 --> 00:55:36,083
we clean
the toilets with.
I knew that.
1022
00:55:37,709 --> 00:55:38,794
There you go, chief.
1023
00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:46,009
Oh!
1024
00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:51,807
[moaning]
1025
00:55:56,019 --> 00:55:58,105
Hey, um... Scott?
1026
00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:00,524
My nameiis
Shrek, actually.
1027
00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:02,192
You're going to
get yourself killed
1028
00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:03,527
at the ambush
tonight.
1029
00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:04,987
I'll be fine.
1030
00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:06,864
I think I can take
care of myself...
1031
00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:08,949
Well, let's see
about that.
1032
00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:10,659
[] Landon Pigg and
Lucy Schwartz: Darling I Do]
1033
00:56:10,826 --> 00:56:11,910
Hey! Hey... Hey!
1034
00:56:12,077 --> 00:56:13,161
What the...?
1035
00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:19,209
Fiona?
1036
00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:52,910
I got it.
1037
00:56:52,993 --> 00:56:54,703
Give me
your hand.
1038
00:56:57,039 --> 00:56:58,916
The dragon goes
under the bridge,
1039
00:56:58,999 --> 00:57:01,209
through the loop
and finally...
1040
00:57:01,376 --> 00:57:02,920
Into the castle.
1041
00:57:11,470 --> 00:57:12,804
Wow.
1042
00:57:14,556 --> 00:57:16,516
OK. Good.
1043
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,102
It seems like
yOU can
handle yourself.
1044
00:57:19,186 --> 00:57:21,229
But, Fiona...
Go get ready
for the mission!
1045
00:57:21,313 --> 00:57:23,815
I will, but Fiona...
That's an order!
1046
00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:30,948
[sighs]
1047
00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:35,327
[grunting]
1048
00:57:35,494 --> 00:57:36,995
All right, let's get
those axes sharpened
1049
00:57:37,079 --> 00:57:38,288
and weapons packed!
1050
00:57:39,039 --> 00:57:40,499
Preparation is
half the battle!
1051
00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:42,584
[panting] Ogre!
1052
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:46,505
Un momento!
Un momento!
1053
00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:49,299
Ogre, ogre,
un momento!
1054
00:57:50,258 --> 00:57:52,177
Whoo! Just
give me a minute.
1055
00:57:52,344 --> 00:57:54,638
Look, Puss,
I'm a little
pressed for time.
1056
00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:58,600
I am not believing
what I have
just witnessed.
1057
00:57:58,767 --> 00:58:00,435
Back there,
you and Fiona.
1058
00:58:00,602 --> 00:58:01,603
There was a spark...
1059
00:58:01,687 --> 00:58:03,230
a spark
inside her heart
1060
00:58:03,397 --> 00:58:05,107
I thought was
long extinguished.
1061
00:58:05,273 --> 00:58:06,525
lt was as if,
for one moment,
1062
00:58:06,608 --> 00:58:09,695
Fiona had
actually found
her true love!
1063
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:11,530
I am her
true love.
1064
00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:13,615
I ended
her curse.
1065
00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:15,617
You Know
of her curse?
1066
00:58:15,784 --> 00:58:18,870
By day, one way,
by night another.
1067
00:58:19,287 --> 00:58:21,373
This shall be the norm.
1068
00:58:22,165 --> 00:58:25,669
Until you find
true love's first kiss...
1069
00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:30,340
...and then take
love's true form.
1070
00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:33,635
[gasps]
You even know
the little rhyme!
1071
00:58:33,802 --> 00:58:35,095
Itis true!
You are the one!
1072
00:58:35,178 --> 00:58:36,304
You must
prove it to her!
1073
00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:38,640
How?
Convince her!
1074
00:58:38,807 --> 00:58:40,267
Go to her
when she is alone
1075
00:58:40,434 --> 00:58:43,937
and tell her something
that only her true love
would know.
1076
00:58:44,104 --> 00:58:47,524
Know about what?!
[screeching, hisses]
1077
00:58:47,691 --> 00:58:49,192
Whoo! That's
a whole lot of kitty!
1078
00:58:49,276 --> 00:58:50,569
Shrek,
can we keep him?
1079
00:59:07,502 --> 00:59:09,296
Excuse me.
Coming through!
1080
00:59:09,379 --> 00:59:12,215
Pardon me, guys!
Watch your back.
1081
00:59:12,340 --> 00:59:15,260
Look, Donkey,
the chimichanga
cart! Quick!
1082
00:59:15,427 --> 00:59:18,555
Ándale!
After him, burro!
Donkey, vámonos!
1083
00:59:18,638 --> 00:59:20,599
Man, you are
a cat-astrophe!
1084
00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:23,101
And you are
ricdonkey-lous!
1085
00:59:24,436 --> 00:59:25,937
[both laugh]
1086
00:59:29,024 --> 00:59:31,193
I'll scout ahead.
Wait for my signal.
1087
00:59:33,987 --> 00:59:35,697
[grunting]
1088
00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:38,742
Secure your positions!
1089
00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:56,635
It's quite a view
from up here.
1090
00:59:56,802 --> 00:59:58,845
What are you doing?!
Get back in position!
1091
00:59:59,012 --> 01:00:02,099
You need to know,
once and for all,
who I really am.
1092
01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:03,767
You are going to
ruin everything!
1093
01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:06,144
Ruin everything?
Actually, 'm gonna
fix everything...
1094
01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,772
The ogres, Rumpel,
YOUr Curse.
1095
01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:12,109
How do you Know
about my curse?'!
1096
01:00:12,192 --> 01:00:14,444
OK, OK,
please, Fiona...
1097
01:00:14,528 --> 01:00:16,863
Just hear me out.
1098
01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:19,574
I can explain
everything.
1099
01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:25,872
Where's Fiona's signal?
What's she waiting for?
1100
01:00:26,039 --> 01:00:28,792
He's going to
get away!
No, he's not.
1101
01:00:32,921 --> 01:00:34,131
[all shouting]
1102
01:00:41,263 --> 01:00:43,807
[murmuring, gasping]
1103
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:45,684
[Squeaks]
1104
01:00:54,234 --> 01:00:56,611
Listen, I don't Know
who you are
1105
01:00:56,695 --> 01:00:58,280
or how you Know
about my curse,
1106
01:00:58,446 --> 01:01:00,323
but if any
of these ogres
find out I'm...
1107
01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:01,741
A beautiful princess?
1108
01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:03,702
Thatis not who I am!
Not any more.
1109
01:01:03,785 --> 01:01:04,953
Look, I Know
you're upset.
1110
01:01:05,036 --> 01:01:06,955
You don't Know
anything about me.
1111
01:01:07,122 --> 01:01:08,790
I Know everything
about you.
1112
01:01:08,874 --> 01:01:11,960
I Know you sing
so beautifully
that birds explode.
1113
01:01:12,043 --> 01:01:14,254
Big deal.
I Know that when
you sign your name,
1114
01:01:14,421 --> 01:01:16,089
you put a heart
over the "I".
1115
01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:17,215
So what?
1116
01:01:17,299 --> 01:01:19,426
I Know that
when you see
a shooting star,
1117
01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:21,469
YOU Cross your fingers
on both hands,
1118
01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:24,681
squinch up your nose
and you make a wish.
1119
01:01:25,557 --> 01:01:27,309
l know that
you don't like
the covers
1120
01:01:27,392 --> 01:01:28,476
wrapped around
your feet,
1121
01:01:28,643 --> 01:01:30,270
and I know that
you sleep
by candlelight
1122
01:01:30,437 --> 01:01:32,397
because every time
you close your eyes...
1123
01:01:33,481 --> 01:01:34,941
...yVou're afraid
you're gonna wake up
1124
01:01:35,025 --> 01:01:36,359
back in that tower.
1125
01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:39,946
But, most importantly,
Fiona...
1126
01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:44,618
..l know that the reason
you turn human every day...
1127
01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:48,955
...ls because you've
never been kissed...
1128
01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:51,833
... well...
1129
01:01:54,294 --> 01:01:55,378
...by me.
1130
01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:04,888
Ah! [chuckles]
1131
01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:06,223
You move fast.
1132
01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:08,767
It's not me
doing the moving.
1133
01:02:10,518 --> 01:02:12,687
Huh?
Why is this
happening?!
1134
01:02:12,854 --> 01:02:15,398
Love?
No, I'm being
forced to dance!
1135
01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:16,650
[Shrek] By love!
1136
01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:19,319
[Fiona] No,
I can't stop myself!
1137
01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:21,905
Please! Make it stop!
1138
01:02:22,781 --> 01:02:24,699
I can't control myself!
1139
01:02:24,783 --> 01:02:27,535
[flute plays
Shake Your Groove Thing]
1140
01:02:27,702 --> 01:02:29,120
Whoo! Yeah!
1141
01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:30,747
Cookie's bringing
the heat out
of the kitchen!
1142
01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:33,750
[imitates sizzling, grunts]
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
1143
01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:36,378
[Fiona] Oh, no!
It's the Piper!
1144
01:02:38,546 --> 01:02:40,715
I can't believe
I let this happen,
1145
01:02:40,799 --> 01:02:42,175
and it's all
because of you!
1146
01:02:42,342 --> 01:02:44,719
If you'd just
let me kiss you!
What?
1147
01:02:44,803 --> 01:02:46,763
You're insane!
1148
01:03:01,653 --> 01:03:02,737
We must
do something
1149
01:03:02,821 --> 01:03:05,782
before they
fandango themselves
into oblivion!
1150
01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:07,325
What can we do?
1151
01:03:07,409 --> 01:03:09,327
First, you must
stop dancing)!
1152
01:03:09,494 --> 01:03:10,704
When somebody
tooties that flutey,
1153
01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,247
I got to shake
my booty!
1154
01:03:12,414 --> 01:03:13,873
Then it's
up to me!
1155
01:03:14,582 --> 01:03:15,959
[Screams]
1156
01:03:22,590 --> 01:03:25,927
Hurry! We must
get them away
from the music!
1157
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:31,683
Puss and Donkey
to the rescue!
We saved the day!
1158
01:03:31,850 --> 01:03:35,645
[all scream]
1159
01:03:44,612 --> 01:03:46,781
[sighs]
[chuckles]
1160
01:03:47,949 --> 01:03:49,909
[grunting]
1161
01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:58,501
[clears throaít]
Donkey...
1162
01:03:58,585 --> 01:04:00,086
Can I borrow
your tongue?
1163
01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:01,463
Say what?!
1164
01:04:01,546 --> 01:04:03,298
Uh-huh.
No. Hell...
1165
01:04:06,009 --> 01:04:07,635
I don't care
how big your eyes
get, player,
1166
01:04:07,719 --> 01:04:09,012
it's not going down.
1167
01:04:11,014 --> 01:04:12,307
[groaning] Aww...
1168
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:15,852
All right!
1169
01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:17,479
[Shrek] Stop!
Huh?
1170
01:04:17,562 --> 01:04:18,772
[Shrek]
Where are you going?
1171
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:20,190
[Fiona]
To save my friends.
1172
01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:21,816
How, by getting
yourself killed?
1173
01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:23,151
If that's
what it takes.
1174
01:04:23,318 --> 01:04:24,527
Puss,
say something.
1175
01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:26,571
Puss?
Let me explain.
1176
01:04:26,738 --> 01:04:28,907
That's how you Knew
so much about me.
1177
01:04:29,074 --> 01:04:30,200
Fiona, wait!
1178
01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:32,160
Kiss me.
What?
1179
01:04:32,327 --> 01:04:33,953
It's the only way
to save your friends.
1180
01:04:34,079 --> 01:04:35,914
Get out of my way.
You used to believe
1181
01:04:35,997 --> 01:04:38,458
that a single kiss
could solve everything)!
1182
01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:52,472
[orchestral music swells]
1183
01:05:05,068 --> 01:05:06,528
I don't understand.
1184
01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:09,239
This doesn't
make any sense.
1185
01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:12,075
True love's kiss
was supposed
to fix everything)!
1186
01:05:12,158 --> 01:05:14,327
Yeah, you know,
that's what
they told me, too.
1187
01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:16,830
True love
didn't get me
out of that tower.
1188
01:05:16,996 --> 01:05:19,582
I did.
I saved myself.
1189
01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:22,085
Don't you get it?
1190
01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:24,337
It's all just
a big fairy tale.
1191
01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:26,923
Fiona, don't say that.
It does exist!
1192
01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:28,466
How would you Know?
1193
01:05:28,633 --> 01:05:31,344
Did you grow up
locked away
in a dragon's keep?
1194
01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:34,389
Did you live all alone
in a miserable tower?
1195
01:05:34,556 --> 01:05:36,850
Did you cry yourself
to sleep every night,
1196
01:05:37,016 --> 01:05:39,602
waiting for a true love
that never came?!
1197
01:05:40,895 --> 01:05:44,482
But... But
I'm your true love.
1198
01:05:44,649 --> 01:05:48,111
Then where were you
when I needed you?
1199
01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:02,459
Maybe you
kissed her wrong?
1200
01:06:03,126 --> 01:06:04,502
No.
1201
01:06:04,669 --> 01:06:06,463
The kiss
didn't work...
1202
01:06:07,422 --> 01:06:09,257
...because Fiona
doesn't love me.
1203
01:06:13,761 --> 01:06:16,139
[lindistinct yelling]
1204
01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:18,016
Don't despair,
fellow ogres!
1205
01:06:18,183 --> 01:06:19,809
They can put us in cages,
1206
01:06:19,893 --> 01:06:22,312
but they can't cage
our honour!
1207
01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:23,646
[flute plays]
1208
01:06:23,813 --> 01:06:26,608
Shrek and Fiona
are together?!
1209
01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:30,695
Yeah, I've heard enough
of your toot-a-lee-toots!
1210
01:06:30,778 --> 01:06:32,071
You blew it!
1211
01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:33,907
Weolfie!
My speech wig.
1212
01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:36,075
Baba! Ready
my make-up.
1213
01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:38,161
And Piper,
pull my socks up.
1214
01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:40,622
[flute plays down-tempo music]
1215
01:06:40,705 --> 01:06:41,706
Tight.
1216
01:06:41,789 --> 01:06:43,291
Attention, citizens.
1217
01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:45,251
Please stay tuned
1218
01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:47,921
for a message from
our tyrannical dictator!
1219
01:06:49,881 --> 01:06:53,301
Hello, people.
Itis I,
Rumpelstiltskin...
1220
01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:55,428
...Sshepherd
of your dreams.
1221
01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:00,350
Recently, a certain
somebody
1222
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:03,394
has jeopardised
Our joyous lives.
1223
01:07:04,812 --> 01:07:06,439
And that somebody
1224
01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:09,776
is the rat-munching
ogre called Shrek!
1225
01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:12,195
Thatis why
I come to you,
dear citizens.
1226
01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:14,906
For whomever
brings me this ogre,
1227
01:07:15,073 --> 01:07:19,077
shall receive
the deal of a lifetime.
1228
01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:20,703
Just think of it!
1229
01:07:20,787 --> 01:07:23,039
Total and complete
happiness.
Ya!
1230
01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:25,333
Dazzling,
radiant fulfilment!
1231
01:07:25,416 --> 01:07:27,168
All your
greatest wishes.
Yeah!
1232
01:07:27,252 --> 01:07:28,836
Your wildest dreams.
1233
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:30,880
Anything you
could ever want!
1234
01:07:30,964 --> 01:07:33,716
No strings
attached!
Oh!
1235
01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:36,970
But hurry, this is
a limited time offer.
1236
01:07:37,136 --> 01:07:38,680
So light your torches,
1237
01:07:38,763 --> 01:07:43,351
sharpen your pitehforks
and get your mob on!
1238
01:07:43,434 --> 01:07:46,187
[all] Shrek!
Shrek! Shrek!
1239
01:07:50,775 --> 01:07:52,860
[woman] Go back
where you came from!
1240
01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:57,657
lt seems that
we are safe.
1241
01:07:57,824 --> 01:07:58,992
Yeah, it looks
a lot less pitehforky
1242
01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:00,618
and torchy
out there.
Let's go.
1243
01:08:00,702 --> 01:08:01,703
What's the point?
1244
01:08:01,786 --> 01:08:04,914
The kiss didn't work.
It's over.
1245
01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:06,916
Look, Shrek,
I Know things
might seem
1246
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,042
a little bleak
right now,
1247
01:08:08,209 --> 01:08:09,419
but things
always work
themselves out
1248
01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:10,545
in the end,
you'll see.
1249
01:08:10,628 --> 01:08:11,671
I bet by this
time tomorrow...
1250
01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:13,172
Don't you understand?
1251
01:08:13,339 --> 01:08:15,008
There is no tomorrow.
1252
01:08:15,174 --> 01:08:16,551
There's no day after that,
1253
01:08:16,634 --> 01:08:19,178
and there's no day after
that day after that!
1254
01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:20,513
My life was perfect
1255
01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:22,807
and I'm never
going to get it back!
1256
01:08:22,974 --> 01:08:24,225
If your life
was so perfect,
1257
01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:26,603
why'd you
sign it away to
Rumpelstiltskin?
1258
01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:27,979
Because I didn't Know
what I had
1259
01:08:28,062 --> 01:08:29,981
until it was gone!
AI right?
1260
01:08:34,944 --> 01:08:36,988
I didn't Know
what I had.
1261
01:08:37,071 --> 01:08:41,284
[yelling]
Surrender now!
1262
01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:42,535
I'm taking you in!
1263
01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:45,663
Don't try to
fight it, ogre!
1264
01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:47,457
The reward is mine!
1265
01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:48,833
Gingy?
1266
01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:50,293
You unhand me,
green devil!
1267
01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:51,419
What are you doing?
1268
01:08:51,502 --> 01:08:52,879
Collecting my bounty!
1269
01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:54,881
Bounty?
What are you talking
about, cracker
1270
01:08:55,882 --> 01:08:58,217
Rumpelstiltskin promised
the deal of a lifetime
1271
01:08:58,301 --> 01:08:59,927
for whoever
could bring you in.
1272
01:09:00,011 --> 01:09:01,429
Deal of a lifetime?
1273
01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:04,474
Where all your wishes
come true.
1274
01:09:06,309 --> 01:09:07,435
Wait a minute.
1275
01:09:08,436 --> 01:09:09,896
I can still fix this.
1276
01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:11,147
How you gonna
do that?
1277
01:09:11,230 --> 01:09:13,566
You know what?
I'm gonna give
Rumpelstiltskin
1278
01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:15,693
exactly what he wants.
1279
01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:17,945
OK, Gingy,
tell me about this...
1280
01:09:18,071 --> 01:09:20,198
[cruncehing]
1281
01:09:21,199 --> 01:09:24,494
Oh! Were you
going to eat that?
1282
01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:26,371
[indistinct chattering]
1283
01:09:26,454 --> 01:09:29,582
[Rumpelstiltskin] Not Shrek.
Thatis not Shrek.
Also not Shrek.
1284
01:09:29,749 --> 01:09:33,002
That's not even an ogre,
itis a troll! Nice try.
1285
01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:34,212
And that...
Roar.
1286
01:09:34,295 --> 01:09:35,296
...ls just sad.
1287
01:09:36,297 --> 01:09:38,091
And what is that
supposed to be?
1288
01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:39,884
I'm just
a frightened
old man.
1289
01:09:40,051 --> 01:09:41,260
Don't listen
to him!
1290
01:09:41,344 --> 01:09:43,012
These ogres
are crafty!
1291
01:09:43,096 --> 01:09:44,806
Thatis your father
painted green.
1292
01:09:44,972 --> 01:09:46,849
No, it's Shrek!
Honest:!
1293
01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:49,560
[screams] Ow!
Take them away!
1294
01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:52,647
Can no one
bring me Shrek?!
Where is he?
1295
01:09:52,814 --> 01:09:53,856
How hard can it be?!
1296
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:55,858
I want him!
I want him!
I want him!
1297
01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:57,443
[Shrek] Stiltskin!
[gasps]
1298
01:09:58,861 --> 01:10:00,530
I hear you're
looking for me.
1299
01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:03,449
[cackling]
All right! Finally!
1300
01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:07,036
Who turned him in?
Who gets the deal
of a lifetime?
1301
01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,038
I do.
What? But...
1302
01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:10,998
If I'm turning
myself in,
1303
01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:13,042
I get the deal
of a lifetime.
1304
01:10:14,252 --> 01:10:15,962
[Squawks]
1305
01:10:16,129 --> 01:10:19,882
That means
you have to give me
anything I want.
1306
01:10:19,966 --> 01:10:22,677
No! Only true love's kiss
can break your contract!
1307
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,555
So if you thought
you were just gonna...
[hums]
1308
01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:27,473
...ln here and get
your life back...
1309
01:10:27,557 --> 01:10:29,892
I'm not here
to get my life back.
1310
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:32,854
Then what
do you want?
1311
01:10:41,112 --> 01:10:42,321
[screeches]
1312
01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:46,325
The ogres.
They are
all free.
1313
01:10:46,409 --> 01:10:47,869
But where
is Shrek?
1314
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:55,001
This is not good.
1315
01:10:56,502 --> 01:11:00,047
I don't know.
Not much of
a storybook ending.
1316
01:11:00,131 --> 01:11:02,800
The noble Shrek
turns himself in
1317
01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:05,928
to save a bunch
of filthy ogres.
1318
01:11:06,095 --> 01:11:09,056
All that matters
is that they're free...
1319
01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:11,517
...and Fiona is safe.
1320
01:11:12,185 --> 01:11:16,105
AwwwWw. I bet Fiona
would be really
touched to hear that.
1321
01:11:16,898 --> 01:11:18,024
But, hey...
1322
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:21,068
...l guess you can
tell her yourself.
1323
01:11:21,235 --> 01:11:23,362
[witehes cackling]
Fiona!
1324
01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:27,950
[both gasping]
[Rumpelstiltskin laughing]
1325
01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:34,081
Stiltskin,
we had a deal!
1326
01:11:34,165 --> 01:11:36,209
You agreed to
free all ogres!
1327
01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:37,627
Oh, yeah.
1328
01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:42,465
But Fiona isn't
all ogre, is she?
1329
01:11:45,468 --> 01:11:48,471
By day, one way,
by night, another.
1330
01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:51,224
Blardy, blardy, blar.
1331
01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:55,353
Nobody's smart
but me!
1332
01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:58,481
[door creaks shut]
1333
01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:05,655
That was a really
brave thing
you did, Shrek.
1334
01:12:06,614 --> 01:12:07,657
Thank you.
1335
01:12:08,491 --> 01:12:10,576
No, you were right.
1336
01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:13,037
I wasn't there for you.
1337
01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:16,249
And not just at
the Dragon's Keep, but...
1338
01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:19,168
...every day since.
1339
01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:21,504
Well...
1340
01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:24,131
...VOu're here now.
1341
01:12:26,759 --> 01:12:28,636
Let go of me!
I have got
to save Shrek!
1342
01:12:28,803 --> 01:12:30,179
Don't be
a fool, mule!
1343
01:12:30,263 --> 01:12:32,515
She's right.
Rumpel's palace
is locked up
1344
01:12:32,598 --> 01:12:34,642
tighter than
Old Mother Hubbard's
Cupboard.
1345
01:12:34,809 --> 01:12:36,269
And that cupboard
wasn't guarded
1346
01:12:36,435 --> 01:12:38,938
by a whole bunch
of mean, ugly,
nasty witches.
1347
01:12:39,021 --> 01:12:42,358
Hey! We can hear you!
1348
01:12:43,317 --> 01:12:44,861
Sorry!
1349
01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:48,155
We must get
into the palace.
1350
01:12:48,322 --> 01:12:50,408
Man, Shrek and me
just busted out
of that place!
1351
01:12:50,575 --> 01:12:52,159
But how?
1352
01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:55,997
The same way
we're gonna bust in.
1353
01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:03,254
Yay! My new
pretty ball!
1354
01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:04,881
Didn't it look bigger
in the catalogue?
1355
01:13:04,964 --> 01:13:06,632
I guess
it'll have to do.
1356
01:13:12,096 --> 01:13:15,057
Witehes, finally,
the moment
1357
01:13:15,141 --> 01:13:16,851
we've all been
waiting for.
1358
01:13:17,310 --> 01:13:19,770
The main event
of the evening!
1359
01:13:19,937 --> 01:13:23,149
I present
Shrek and Fiona!
1360
01:13:28,154 --> 01:13:32,241
And now, to put
the past behind us
once and for all,
1361
01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:36,162
I give you
a princess's
worst nightmare!
1362
01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:40,166
Fiona's old flame,
the keeper of the Keep...
1363
01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:43,961
... Dragon!
[growling]
1364
01:13:54,096 --> 01:13:56,057
[laughing]
1365
01:13:56,223 --> 01:13:58,267
[Donkey]! Winter, spring
summer or fall
1366
01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:01,228
[all gasping]
3 All you got to do is call
1367
01:14:01,312 --> 01:14:04,482
3 And l'll be there
yeah, yeah, yeah 3
1368
01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:06,984
Donkey?
And Puss!
1369
01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:11,906
In Boots!
1370
01:14:13,199 --> 01:14:16,494
[ogres trumpeting]
1371
01:14:17,870 --> 01:14:18,955
[rumbling]
[mutters]
1372
01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:24,293
[all yelling]
1373
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:25,586
[grunts]
[yelps]
1374
01:14:29,173 --> 01:14:30,591
[mutters]
1375
01:14:41,352 --> 01:14:44,063
[Donkey] Ow!
Get them,
get them, witches!
1376
01:14:45,856 --> 01:14:47,441
Incoming)!
1377
01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:52,780
Donkey, woo her!
1378
01:14:52,863 --> 01:14:53,990
Woo who?
1379
01:14:54,073 --> 01:14:55,408
Your wife!
1380
01:14:55,533 --> 01:14:59,161
[growling softly]
[shuddering]
1381
01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:00,621
Aaah!
1382
01:15:03,416 --> 01:15:05,501
[] Lionel Richie: Hello]
1383
01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:08,295
[growling softly]
1384
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:20,725
Uh-oh.
1385
01:15:21,475 --> 01:15:22,685
A-ha-ha!
1386
01:15:23,269 --> 01:15:26,063
[bellows]
[Screams]
1387
01:15:26,188 --> 01:15:27,690
I'll call you!
1388
01:15:28,190 --> 01:15:29,442
We're in love!
1389
01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:34,113
[screeches]
1390
01:15:41,287 --> 01:15:42,705
[Shrek]
Fiona, hold on!
1391
01:15:44,623 --> 01:15:46,083
Hey, you!
1392
01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:58,304
[Screams]
1393
01:16:00,598 --> 01:16:02,892
[grunting]
1394
01:16:05,728 --> 01:16:07,938
[all sereaming]
1395
01:16:09,607 --> 01:16:11,067
[witehes yelling indistinctly]
1396
01:16:13,778 --> 01:16:15,446
Huh? Oh!
1397
01:16:15,613 --> 01:16:17,073
Chimichangas?!
1398
01:16:17,156 --> 01:16:18,616
Get 'em
while they're hot!
1399
01:16:25,664 --> 01:16:26,832
Jump!
1400
01:16:30,294 --> 01:16:31,337
Now!
1401
01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:37,218
Whoo-hoo!
1402
01:16:45,559 --> 01:16:48,187
The dragon goes
under the bridge!
1403
01:16:49,313 --> 01:16:51,023
Through the loop!
1404
01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:52,108
And finally...
1405
01:16:52,191 --> 01:16:53,818
[both] Into the castle!
1406
01:16:58,072 --> 01:16:59,657
[witehes yelling]
1407
01:17:00,491 --> 01:17:01,867
Run!
1408
01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:04,453
[witehes yelling]
1409
01:17:07,998 --> 01:17:09,291
Foo!
1410
01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:10,668
[gasps]
1411
01:17:11,168 --> 01:17:12,503
So long!
1412
01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:15,714
[Squawks]
[laughs]
1413
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:18,467
Come on, Fifi, go!
Go! Witches,
close up the floor!
1414
01:17:19,677 --> 01:17:22,304
Come on, Fifi, go!
Flappity flap!
1415
01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:25,891
Come on, go!
Fly away!
Up, up! Go!
1416
01:17:25,975 --> 01:17:28,060
[grunts]
Fifi, no!
1417
01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:29,228
[yelling]
1418
01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:30,729
[grunts]
1419
01:17:30,896 --> 01:17:32,648
[shuddering]
1420
01:17:32,731 --> 01:17:34,775
Victory is ours!
1421
01:17:34,942 --> 01:17:37,319
[all cheer]
1422
01:17:37,486 --> 01:17:40,156
[Spanish guitar music plays]
1423
01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:46,328
Looks like we're having
curly-toed weirdo
for breakfast.
1424
01:17:46,412 --> 01:17:48,831
Hey, we make
a pretty good team.
1425
01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:50,833
You have no idea.
1426
01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,340
[gasps]
1427
01:17:58,424 --> 01:18:00,509
Shrek?
[groans]
1428
01:18:03,053 --> 01:18:05,848
His day is up.
His dayis...!
1429
01:18:06,473 --> 01:18:07,516
Shrek?
1430
01:18:08,726 --> 01:18:10,394
It's all right.
1431
01:18:13,939 --> 01:18:16,317
There has to be
something I can do.
1432
01:18:17,067 --> 01:18:20,696
You've already done
everything for me, Fiona.
1433
01:18:20,863 --> 01:18:23,449
You gave me a home
and a family.
1434
01:18:23,782 --> 01:18:25,367
You have kids?
1435
01:18:25,451 --> 01:18:26,994
We have kids.
1436
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:31,624
Fergus, Farkle
and a little girl named...
1437
01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:33,834
...Felicia.
Felicia.
1438
01:18:34,001 --> 01:18:36,754
I always wanted to have
a daughter named Felicia.
1439
01:18:37,338 --> 01:18:39,006
And someday...
1440
01:18:40,674 --> 01:18:42,009
...yVou will.
1441
01:18:52,686 --> 01:18:55,356
You know what
the best part
of today was?
1442
01:18:57,942 --> 01:19:02,112
I got the chance
to fall in love with you
all over again.
1443
01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:38,440
Fiona, the sunrise!
1444
01:19:38,983 --> 01:19:41,235
You're still... an ogre!
1445
01:19:43,821 --> 01:19:45,281
True love's form.
1446
01:19:45,364 --> 01:19:46,699
Impossible!
1447
01:19:47,574 --> 01:19:49,243
The kiss worked.
1448
01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:56,458
What?!
1449
01:20:06,552 --> 01:20:09,680
Fifi!
[lindistinct sereams]
1450
01:20:09,847 --> 01:20:11,015
Puss!
1451
01:20:13,517 --> 01:20:15,269
No, no, no!
1452
01:20:15,436 --> 01:20:18,355
No, not yet!
I'm not ready!
No, wait!
1453
01:20:18,522 --> 01:20:21,317
[screaming]
1454
01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:34,163
I love you, Daddy!
1455
01:20:34,246 --> 01:20:37,666
[all] Shrek! Shrek!
Shrek! Shrek!
1456
01:20:37,791 --> 01:20:39,668
[chanting continues]
1457
01:20:42,004 --> 01:20:45,090
Everybody, I have
found another cake!
1458
01:20:45,966 --> 01:20:48,218
[Fiona] Shrek?
Are you OK?
1459
01:20:53,515 --> 01:20:54,850
Oh!
Ooh!
1460
01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:58,812
Fiona. Il've never
been better.
1461
01:21:01,065 --> 01:21:02,566
Roar!
1462
01:21:02,733 --> 01:21:05,027
[Squealing, all roaring]
1463
01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:09,948
Happy Birthday,
Farkle.
1464
01:21:10,032 --> 01:21:12,409
Fergus,
my little man!
1465
01:21:12,576 --> 01:21:14,870
And Felicia, sweetheart.
1466
01:21:15,412 --> 01:21:17,373
I believe
this is yours
[Squeaks]
1467
01:21:18,749 --> 01:21:20,209
Thank you, Daddy.
1468
01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:21,668
AW...
1469
01:21:21,835 --> 01:21:24,254
Hey, Uncle Shrek!
How about giving
my babies an encore!
1470
01:21:24,421 --> 01:21:26,590
Please, sefior,
let us have it!
1471
01:21:28,842 --> 01:21:31,303
[trumpeting]
1472
01:21:32,054 --> 01:21:35,432
[all inhale, trumpet]
1473
01:21:35,599 --> 01:21:37,768
[cheering]
1474
01:21:37,935 --> 01:21:39,395
I didn't Know
we could do that.
1475
01:21:39,478 --> 01:21:41,230
That's my
best friend!
1476
01:21:41,313 --> 01:21:42,439
[guffawing]
1477
01:21:42,606 --> 01:21:44,775
You know,
I always thought
1478
01:21:44,942 --> 01:21:47,611
that I rescued you
from the Dragon's Keep.
1479
01:21:47,694 --> 01:21:48,904
You did.
1480
01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:52,574
No. lt was you
that rescued me.
1481
01:22:14,304 --> 01:22:17,307
[] Weezer: I'm a Believer]
1482
01:22:59,099 --> 01:23:02,478
[cheering]
[flute playing up-tempo music]
1483
01:23:23,707 --> 01:23:25,042
Yummy!
1484
01:23:38,847 --> 01:23:41,266
[] Stevie Wonder:
For Once in My Life]
1485
01:26:26,556 --> 01:26:29,685
[5 Maxine Nightingale: Right
Back Where We Started From]
1486
01:28:44,361 --> 01:28:47,531
[] Landon Pigg
and Lucy Schwartz:
Darling I Do]
1487
01:32:01,808 --> 01:32:04,227
[up-tempo
instrumental music plays]
1488
01:32:32,714 --> 01:32:34,632
[down-tempo music plays]
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