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Good evening, and welcome to Eyewitness Action News Center.

Renowned scientist Dr.

Paradigm has uncovered startling news concerning the future of Fission City.

take you live to Paradigm Hall, where a press conference is beginning.

Ladies and gentlemen, it pains me to announce that I've uncovered a plot to

genetically alter all of Fission City.

I don't mean to cause public hysteria, but it's my civic duty to inform you

this plot is the doing of those unspeakably genetically altered street

Whose ultimate goal is to infect our very air and water, to transform all of

you into creatures as fierce and ferocious as themselves.

That's not the street sharks I know.

Those guys are righteous and very cool -looking, too.

Oh, that bald -headed underhanded!

Jab! How can people be so stupid? Wake up! Smell the con job!

Paranoids, the gene -slamming monster!

Jab, buddy, don't let this turn you into a head case. I'm running out of TVs.

And I'm running out of patience.

We have nothing to fear, friends. As mayor of Fission City, I'm pleased to

announce that Dr. Paradigm has created a vaccine. A vaccine that will protect

the citizens of Fission City.

I'm only doing what's right and responsible as a citizen, Your Honor.

When taken with a simple glass of tap water, this vaccine will prevent anyone

from being genetically altered.

And it will be distributed across the city beginning tomorrow morning.

So that's how Paranoid plans to do it. The people will think he's saving them.

That sick and twisted deviant. While everyone's downing the pills they think

will save them, blammo!

They'll all be transformed into a deviant's slave.

Okay, step one. We get one of Paranoid's pills and analyze it to see what he's

up to now.

With Lena on the inside, this should be easy.

Hello?

Some announcement, huh? The doctor should get an Oscar.

I'm already in his lab looking for his so -called vaccine.

You're as smart as a shark, Lena.

Just be careful.

I'm on my way.

I'll see you then.

You guys stay here. It's faster if I go solo.

Hmm.

Now, if I were a crazed lunatic, where would I put it?

Lena, are you here? Anyone?

Oh, no. Where can I hide?

Great. As empty as the doctor's morals.

Good.

I'm alone.

I want you, Slopster, and Killamari to meet me at the vaccine

factory. We need to make sure everything is in readiness for tomorrow.

Now, where is my briefcase?

Goodness gracious, what do we have here?

Memo Felina, be sure to be here early before tomorrow's vaccination ceremony.

Ah, that's not like any rat I've ever seen. It must be another of Paranoid's

experiments.

Ripster, listen up.

Paranoid's leaving the university to meet Slash and Sobstratus Factory, which

where you'll find the fake vaccine.

I see him now.

for the industrial section. Just turned on a light ballpark.

Say it better to eat straight, or I'll be hogging all the fun.

Read my lips, Rips. No way!

One last thing.

Since Dr. B's done his best to turn the whole city against us, low profile, back

straight zone.

And why people have decided this magnificent fin?

It's a sacrifice they'll have to live with. Come on! We're out of here!

Look at the size of this place.

What a surprise.

Paradigm Enterprises. Now, where have I heard that name before?

Geez, who would have thought he could afford all that on a professor's salary?

Should we go ring the bell, or should we, uh... Shark Dive!

I had a feeling that's what you'd say.

you dim -witted drill bit. Uh, we wouldn't knock, but we didn't see a door

there. Time for a little shark fin soup.

Swimming dick.

Hey, Flamu, we can use an instant train about now.

Side to slam...

Scrambled, you're about to have your eighth ride.

Security robot, front and center.

Hey, jag me with your harp move.

If you gotta take your wire heads, I'll go above the rim and slam dunk the

lasers.

Past streets false in avoiding multiple laser blasts. You're looking for your

world record? A perfect ten!

It's like the home team wants to play hardball.

Heads up, you walking junkie. I'm more into football, and you're going deep for

the bomb.

It's good.

And that certainly seemed to dampen the heat of the defense.

Sorry, Tin Man.

But you should know, I chewed the ribbon around.

Glad you joined the menu.

Nothing like a little snack break.

I'm so glad we were able to provide the last meal you'll ever have.

Stinkin' shark!

Paranoid! Dr. Paradigm to you. I do wish I could stay and do lunch with you

boys.

But my ride is here, and the meter's running.

Say goodbye, drink shark!

Don't say goodbye. Let's just...

Realize now that genetically altering an entire city might tax even a genius as

awesome as my own. On the other hand, when I used these few capsules to

transform and control the mayor and her closest associates, not only would the

ignorant madness blame the street sharks, but they would then turn to me

only one with the expertise to save their city from this terrible crisis.

And the street sharks, they're...

Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that my vaccine factory was indeed

maliciously and violently destroyed by the street sharks.

What happened to the sharks? Were they in the building when it happened?

they sleep with the fishes now. I can't believe it.

I just can't believe they're gone.

What about Vision City?

Are we all doomed to become horrible creatures?

Not to worry, my dear. A new factory will be online in a few days.

In the meantime, we do have innovative vaccine for our emergency VIP

program tomorrow.

Which will demonstrate the safety and effectiveness of this wonderful vaccine.

Anything from the guy yet?

Not a syllable, Lena. This looks bad.

Real bad.

Let me check.

Oh, yes.

You look marvelous.

If only you had some self -esteem.

Hey, anybody grab any?

A branoid's fake gene -slamming vaccine?

How much do we need?

Great minds think alike.

Let's check them out back at Shark Central.

Yeah!

Okay, Sharkamundos, we're back and bigger than ever. Let's get to work.

Yeah!

It's a hologram.

It's also the future of Fish and City.

Unless we find a way of shutting Paranoid down.

Poor guy.

No fin.

But Piranha could make a million more pills and there'd be no way to stop it.

Forget a million pills. Just one. And after tomorrow's ceremony, this is what

our whole city government will look like. And they'll all be under Dr.

Paranoid's complete control.

Hey,

we're auto -downloading an incoming computer transmission.

Vaccine powder impossible to stop. Go after the water.

Neutralizing the gene -slamming infection in the water won't be a piece

Maybe not.

It looks like we've just got the recipe for whatever it's going to take to do

it. So let's get to work.

Okay, guys.

Let's play it on.

Okay, fellow pinsters.

Fish and City's finest are going to be here any minute.

Shark dive!

Shark dive!

Guy in the sky after dark. Why that no -dose tragic look -see for all you late

-nighters? Looks like there's a fishy situation down below. We should answer

this question.

If you lead a shark to the water plant, can the boys in blue put him in a drink?

Hey, you in the sky!

Scram your rotors out of here or I'll arrest you for operating a cop

Thank you, my hard -headed compadre.

Okay, Munchmeisters, let's boogie.

Right, Chief. Understood.

The chief just gave orders. No one goes in until the sharks come out.

Ready tear gas canisters.

We're nearly over the target area.

Remember, our main objective is to make sure the black box stays in place.

Nothing else matters.

Even if we have a chance to belay the sharks?

Once the mayor of Vision City is under my control, the sharks will be mine.

Get ready. Ready.

Now!

Here,

gas.

Nothing our shark gills won't filter on.

Let's get him.

I MISSED HIS MUS -

Where are the sharks?

Obviously a rival gang of genetically altered creatures involved in some kind

primitive turf war with the street sharks.

Ignore them.

What are you doing here, Dr. Paradise?

The chief called me. He requested my personal assistance.

Ah, here it is.

The sharks were able to disconnect it, but they dropped it in their struggle

with the other gang.

What is it? A protective device I had installed in case the street sharks

attempted to infect our water supply.

Don't worry, Doctor.

From now on, there will be uniformed officers, helicopter patrols, and

electronic surveillance 24 hours a day.

There's no way anyone or anything is ever going to remove your protective

ever again. You have my word on it.

Excellent, Detective Brock.

Excellent.

The antidotes made it through the water system. It's showing up at full

strength. Fantastic!

Awesome! Prove on the tube, Rip.

It's showtime.

Showtime! Dr.

Paradigm, on behalf of the eternally grateful citizens of Vision City, I'd

to thank you for saving us from the horrors of uncontrolled genetic

transformation. Get ready, lobster.

You think the mayor's going to be as ugly as Telemari?

To Dr.

Paradigm. To Dr. Paradigm.

At last, the culmination of everything I've worked for.

There. It's wonderful to know that we'll never have to worry again.

It can't be.

It's not possible.

The genetic transformation.

And it's all thanks to you. You're a true hero.

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