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I don't see why you've got a big brother
now.

Because I'm going to be famous.

What, are you a singer or a singer?

Oh, that's what I'm saying.

So you're going to be famous for what?

Being me.

What did you say? Nothing.

There are certain elements of the case
that indicate to us that there has been,

shall we say, cult.

ritualistic time involvement i'd

rather make no comment on that at this
moment in time

can

i

just make it very clear that the um

the police force has in no way
whatsoever sanctioned the release of

Question. Would you prefer brain or
nose?

When did you last see your doctor?

I can't.

Cheesy, ain't it?

Well, I quite like you, but I thought
you was great. Why don't you have

go at it? No?

Go and try the doorway then, yeah?

Yeah.

Well, no, go in a bit. All right.

Keep going.

I don't want to take it out. You look
lovely.

I'm telling you.

Yeah,

and how many Big Brother auditions have
you seen in front of a bit of fish?

Exactly.

Wait, it's proper British, you know.
Fish and chips and all that.

I thought I'd done well getting that.
Give it a go.

All right, gentlemen, why don't you try
this? Stand right in front of the

harbour.

Yeah, there.

Yeah, that's nice.

Hardly yucked though, are they?

No, but seriously, look at it. Like the
scenery.

What about?

Oh, can we just go?

Snow's going to come in in a minute and
I want to go.

Yeah, but Gem, this is looking wicked on
camera, I'm telling you.

I want to go.

Mate, you ain't going to do it, mate.
Come on.

Oh, freezing.

So, where are we going to do this, then?

Dan, you said you thought you did.

I have, babe. Just got to have a bit of
faith, yeah? Have a bit of faith? You're

just taking me to a fish market, Dan.

Oh, babe.

You've just got to trust me, yeah? I've
got the top man on the job.

Nathan has won a wall through his camera
work.

Have you, Nath?

Um... Wait, wait, just wait till we get
to the next one. It's right proper,

shows what's the war. You're going to
love it. Perfect backdrop and all that.

What wall do you want, Nathan?

I'm... He's being modest.

You're one bundle, isn't you, Nath?

Eh?

He'll think it in, though.

Nath, you're not going to, um... You're
not going to see it, do you, Nath?

No, no, no, don't worry about it.

Uh, Gem, could you face camera?

Is it?

Do you know if they're okay?

Is it?

Do you know if they're okay?

Don't know who that is.

Is it?

What?

Is it?

It is, isn't it?

It is, isn't it?

No, I'll be honest, I'm a big girl, tell
me.

What's it?

I don't even give a shit anyway, but...

Do you know that?

Which one? Was it the pink one, babe?

Shut up. Oh, was it the blue one?

Hey, go on, tell me.

I don't want to do it in here.

Oh, why don't you want to do it? Because
I don't want to do it here.

Oh, bro, piss off then, bro. I'm trying
to set up the store.

All right, let me finish the shot and
then, yeah?

All right, mate, listen.

Can you stop it, please, Rob? You're
going to destroy the camera, yeah?

Careful with the camera, Bob, yeah?

Listen, one more time and I'm going to
throw it back at you, yeah?

Cool.

Rob, that's... All right, all right,
that's it. You've got to warn her. Yeah,

you... All right,

do you know what?

On action.

I want you to count one, two.

And then just go for it, all right?

Okay. All right.

And action.

One, two. Hello, big brother, my name...
No, no, no, you're not supposed to

count one, two. What are you doing?

In your head.

Silent? Yeah.

Count one, two in your head, silent, and
then just go for it, all right?

Okay. All right, we're going to go
again, yeah?

Take two.

All right.

And action.

Hello, big brother, my name is Jennifer
Baker. Listen, listen, you've got to

wait for me to come on to you, all
right? One, two.

I don't know when it's going to be then.
Yeah, but you've got to cut one, two in

your head, so it gives me time to come
to you.

Okay.

Action.

Hello, Big Brother. I am Gemma Baker,
and I live here in Whitstable.

I'm 20 years old, and I want to be the
next Big Brother housemate.

I love going out clubbing.

Seriously, though.

I'm fucking freezing my ass off here. I
want to fucking get it done, and you're

fucking on the phone.

And action.

Hello, Big Brother.

My name is Gemma Baker, and I'm 20 years
old, and I live here in Whitstable.

I went to your Big Brother house, Nick,
because I think that you need somebody

like me in the house, because I'm
feisty, I'm fun, I'm single, I'm up for

laugh.

Don't put this in, mate. Sort it out.

What? Well, I mean... It just won't say
anything.

Yeah, but it works better.

All right, you lot, just forget about
it, man. We'll just do it again, all

right? Yeah, but don't you agree with
me? Like, it looks better, but they're

more likely to let you on.

Well, I don't really want to say
anything. I mean, let's just go from the

again, yeah?

All right? Done?

Yeah. Yeah, fine.

All right, cool. You ready?

All right, cool, cool.

All right.

And... Action!

It's freezing. Come on, let's go inside
and have a beer. Come on, babe.

I think it's really out of order.

I really do.

Yeah, but I just, you know, I think
you're doing really well in that,

You look proper fresh up there, like
Divina and all that.

Yeah, but, like, you've just got to
understand, like, they're more likely to

somebody on TV that's single.

Like, I'm not saying it's the mic you
offer anything. I'm just being honest.

Like, it's true, and you know it is.

Guys?

Guys?

Do you reckon I can get a shot of both
of you, like, walking into the pub?

What, like, two of us? Yeah, like,
together.

Yeah, it'll be all right. Yeah, it'll be
a wicked shot, yeah? Just walking in,

yeah? Yeah, just walking in together at
the same time, all right?

All right, cool.

Hey, you wankers!

Pizza! Hey, babe, leave it at that.

Wanker! Hey, mate, come on, let's go in.
Come on.

How rude was that?

Did you get that?

Dan, what you doing?

Hello.

Dan, don't take the piss. That's his
camera.

No, but I'm proper on it, look.

Yeah, but he's doing me a favour and
he's going to come out and he's not

to do it anymore.

It's got a proper zoom on it.

Ever film a dance?

You filming me?

Yeah.

No, because I need to go and do my make
-up again.

Babe, move the glass out of the way,
please.

I've got a lovely big glass over here.

Do I look alright?

You look lovely.

Well, seriously though, don't put it
down before he comes back.

Well, he said to me, he doesn't mind
them creative people having a go.

Are you ready to do these big brother
questions or what? Yep.

All right, wicked. All right, cool.

Um, all right, and, uh, action.

So, Gemma, um, where do you see yourself
in, like, five years' time?

In five years' time, I see myself
running my whole own empire.

I see myself on OK!

every week, New Magazine, having my own
columns, my own shoe line, my own

perfume line, just everything, really.

All right. All right, let's talk about
guys now. I mean, how do you like your

men?

Well,

I'd like a footballer.

No, but seriously, I like, yeah.

Rich and famous.

Yeah, rich and famous. I don't know if I
said that. No, no, no, we'll keep it

between us. I'll edit it out, don't
worry about that.

All right, well, what do you like doing?
I mean, what's your hobbies? I mean,

what songs do you like?

Yeah, I love karaoke.

I love Britney Spears, Katy Perry,

Celine Dion.

Didn't you?

A little bit of Celine Dion.

It was my mum's favourite singer.

Guys, can you turn the camera off,
please, guys?

You haven't got permission for that.

We're not going to be in here too long,
mate. We're just... I know, but you

haven't got permission.

The locals don't want it.

OK?

You keep your head down, yeah?

Hold on.

Bro, why are you whispering? He's gone.

Well, you never, you know... Look, look,
there he is, there he is.

Dickhead. Do you know what I mean?

What's his problem, really? Did you see
his jumper as well?

Ugly!

He looks like a sheep.

Do you know what? He looks like he
bought it off his grandma or something.

Yeah, all I'm saying is, yeah, he's just
lucky I didn't bash him up. Oh, leave

it out. Oh, stop, Danny. Leave it out,
really, because you weren't going to do

anything. He's fat in the air. Yeah, he
didn't say anything when it mattered. He

didn't come to it, yeah, and he actually
touched the camera. Oh, really, really?

Proper. Yeah, muscle man?

Come on, leave it. You do this all the
time, mate.

Look, if it comes to you, I would have
been on it, mate. I ain't gonna let me

pal get, you know what I mean? Oh, now
you've got my back, yeah?

What?

I'm just saying I would have been on it.

Oh, my brother, you always say this,
man.

What, I wouldn't have bashed him up?

Yeah, of course you would have. Of
course, of course.

Are you talking about the farmer?

Well, um... Oh, yeah, don't worry about
him. He's more lover than fighter.

What? What do you mean?

Is that on?

Um, no, no.

Really? Yeah.

Well, that has texted me one night.

Yeah, that's normally what swingers do.

Oh, that's disgusting.

Yeah, every Friday night he holds
swingers parties up at the farm.

Whereabouts? Just up on Margate Road.

Imagine him swinging in that jumper.

Oh, it's hanging out.

Seriously, yeah.

I could probably sort of set a couple of
tickets off.

Oh, do you mind?

Yeah. And then I'll film it.

That ain't a bad idea.

Oh.

Not for me.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

We're gonna go down to that geyser, that
mug, yeah? We're gonna go down to his

farm and film the fuckers.

I don't know about that. No, no, no,
hear me out, right? Hear me out, right?

We'll go down to that farm, right? We're
gonna film the sex party.

Come back, burn a few DVDs off.

I'll go down the pub, knock them out and
all that.

Quit in.

Come on, mate, we're meant to write
proper money out of this.

Don't stop calling me, man.

Hey, hey, look, come on.

We'll have a white lad's day out as
well, yeah?

Come on.

Just me and you, yeah?

Yeah, in a minute, babe.

You just said it was me and you, and
what's she doing here?

I'm not coming. That's it. I'm not
coming. Sorry, mate. You know what she's

like. What are you two doing? We need a
backbone, bruv.

You used to be your own man. Now look
at... I haven't told her about the

all right?

So we'll just keep that between me and
you.

Everybody going on about her show and
all. He could do my fucking show.

Umar, yeah?

All right, cool.

Give me ten minutes.

It's going to be a nice little chat to
your mother.

You do that, you do that. Right, sort
your socks out.

Hold on, Dan. I mean, what if we know
something? I mean, I heard Gary Finch's

mum and dad are swingers.

That was in his day, Gary Finch's mum. I
don't think there'd be too many takers.

Yeah, but don't forget we've got to do
my show now. How could we?

Babies couldn't be better.

Shots of a swinging party. Are we
introducing it? Big Baba wants shows

stand out.

Oh, my God, yeah.

You're clever, babe.

There's nothing to do in Whitstable,
nothing.

Nothing at all.

What happened in 2008?

Oh yeah, we heard about that didn't we
in the news and the papers and stuff.

I got paranoid because I didn't know
that sort of thing could happen,

around here.

Some of them were my brother's mates.

Who was that?

Gemma.

You know

what

I mean? Like, you come here and I
thought you was going to be all that

like, trying to raise awareness or
something. Like, the way, do you know

mean? It's been fucking two years, mate.

Do you understand what I'm saying to
you, bro? It's been two years and no

done nothing.

Maybe someone who... will remember
something or someone maybe drove past

something, something, one little thing.

But then the other half of me is
thinking that people like you are just

to get a quick buck or something like
that and it's turned into a bit of a

fucking freak show.

It's only fucking little, mate.

It's only a little fucker, you know?

That's why they all swing the parties up
here, mate. So no one can see them all

day. Eh?

I reckon if we keep following up...

Hello!

So, we're here today because my baby put
up a brilliant idea for me to film my

showreel here.

So, I love you, babe.

Yeah, yeah, that's good.

I'll tell you what, though.

Sam, how naff is your camera, yeah?

I mean, where do you do that from? Like,
the museum or that?

Yeah. But this is my mother's camera,
yeah?

Oh, Mrs. Donnelly? Yeah, Mrs.

Donnelly, yeah?

Oh, all right. I didn't know. I didn't
know. How about we have an apology?

All right.

Sorry, Mum.

Didn't mean to.

I'll tell you what, though.

How long have we been waiting here?
Because I haven't seen anyone walk past.

Oi, do you want to know you've got it?

Of course you don't. Don't be stupid.

Look, are you sure about this, Dan?

Yes, mate. It's sweet. Trust me.

Oh, no, look.

No, no, no, Dan. Get down, get down, get
down.

Sweet. Well, come on, then.

Is this it, then?

Well, yeah, babe, that's why.

Huge, isn't it?

It's massive.

Have a look, Ronald McDonald.

And he's got a clamp. That makes it
scary.

We're in our deal, baby. I can promise
to get it around the house.

Right, I'm going to do my present of it
now. Oh, no, Jim. Why can't we do it

later on?

So, we've arrived at the location of the
local swingers.

We're now going to go inside the
property and find out all the inside

you guys. We're going to find out why
they decide to swap partners, who they

are, and most importantly, do they
really put...

Oh, mate, help me up here, man.

I nearly went as well.

Stop laughing at me. Help me up, man.
It's so cold.

No, no, you remember.

All right, cool, cool. All right, Gemma.

Gemma. Gemma.

Gets a wave.

Gemma, Gemma gets a wave. Hey, hello.

All right, listen up, bro. What we're
going to do is we're going to go

into it, yeah?

So you're going to, like, really do
presenting stuff, man.

So here we are outside the location of
the local swingers. We're going to try

and find a way into the location to get
you guys in there. I don't understand.

It's a CCTV over there.

You can get them sides from anywhere.

I'm not looking to go in there.

I'm only going to be in there, Rafa.
What are you talking about?

I'm going to time you.

Seriously, bro. And how are we going to
get in? Look, do you know what I mean?

How about through the gate?

Yeah, sure.

How about through the gate?

Mate.

Oi, Robert.

I beg you, give me a hand. Like, make
yourself useful.

Don't think so, mate. I think you'll
ruin the shot. What do you mean, bro?

Don't laugh at me, mate, yeah?

You see what you made me do, bro? You
see what you made me do?

Hey, you did that very elegantly.

Bro, this ain't mine yet, bro. I'm
loaning it, you remember that?

Not exactly the most exotic venue for a
sex party, is it, Dan?

I'll tell you what, man, my feet are
frozen already.

All right, look, watch out. What are you
doing?

Hey, babe. Oh, careful, man.

Hey, you lot, stop messing about,
please.

Well, you're lucky this is frozen, I'm
telling you. Oh, no, see that?

No, babe, put the... Why is it quite
deep up? Oh, Jim, put it so you don't...

Are you careful, my son?

Look, you give him a bowl, he don't even
know I'm in.

And I'm his third.

Can't see, he nearly went... Watch out,
Danny's next.

Watch out, Danny, he will fall over any
moment. Oh, he's so clumsy.

Idiot! How do I turn it off then?

What are you doing on it anyway?

Hey babe,

have a look at this. See what I can do
with my zoom. I can zoom right here,

look.

See, I told you to cut the camera.

Oh, you're good.

It's a mess.

See Twitter?

Naked Twitter.

Yes, please.

OK, bye.

Listen here, Dan.

I can help this.

What? I've got water in my mouth.

All right, knife.

Knife. Yeah.

OK. Hey, hello.

Hello.

Hey,

hey, hey, look.

There's a little, uh, some sort of drill
on the top of that.

Do you reckon there's a dog about?

Yeah, you.

Tell you what, he's supposed to be
decorating.

Who's that?

I am, look. Hey.

What's up?

It's so dangerous.

Why is the counter joking to us, though?

Shit, I don't know.

The gates were locked, didn't they?

Why'd they leave that on? I don't know.

Quite nice, though.

What are you going to try to do?

I like a man who, like, looks after
himself, yeah?

What?

I don't know.

Oh, shit, babe.

Oh, what are you doing, son?

Have you got your seat?

Oh, I can't even hear you.

Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.

See, that's why you love me, baby.
That's what I'm talking about.

My knife, knife.

Yeah. Try any of these.

Oh, look, it's a hair set.

Yes, I'm talking about.

No, this is a spare one for when the
other one gets dirty.

It's cold, Dan.

Look at this place.

Oh, look here.

Look at this trash.

You've got a fridge.

You've got... Oh, no, sir.

Kids' bikes on that wall.

Was there kids here or something?

Oh, Dan, this place is really free.
Don't ever like it.

Gemma? Stop fucking playing about, man.

Dan?

What's up Gem?

I'm getting

right good at this.

Guess we've got a pack of shots.

What's that?

That's not me bruv.

What, I'm not boots?

Oh, look, it's that proper rock.

Oh,

babe, can you pass that so I can clean
it off and make it look like my hand as

well? What?

Reach over and get that.

Oh, babe, please.

Oh, God!

That's disgusting.

What's the matter, babe? You like that
bit of sausage?

They're like little panther fish.

Well, they're definitely not a panther,
Dave. It's a cat.

Well, how do you know?

There might be something about.

They've never got panthers in the wild,
have they?

Yeah, Dan. Look, look.

What's Brink?

That, Dave. It's what food they live
for.

Yeah, I told you they're animals, didn't
I? You just can't see them.

Hey, careful.

Hey, mate, there's loads of these.

Oh, they are so cute. I love them.

Oh, careful, Nate. Careful.

Sorry.

No, we've had a result.

Why is there a telly?

I'm saying we flogged this, yeah?

That's a, that's a, that's a cut of
bleach.

But he actually saw that.

Oh, he's going to buy that, eh? Get him
the joke.

Oh, yeah, tell him.

Go away.

Call his weed, man.

Go away.

Oh,

be careful, John.

Look, Dan, this is rubbish. There ain't
no swingers here. It's a pikey farm.

Wait, Nate?

Yeah?

Jackpot.

Yeah, well, if you stop moaning, I'll be
able to do it, won't I? Well, can't you

just... Yeah, cos it's... Babe, hold
that. Do something useful.

God's sake.

You always make out like Charlie Big
Potatoes and you can't even open a

snuggle.

Oh, come on, babe.

Yeah.

Oh, my God!

What?

We know that I'll tie you up. Sam, this
place is wicked.

Hello.

Can you hand me the camera? Alright,
give me.

Nice. He's mad.

Come on, man.

Alright, good go at you.

See, that's a bit of bromance right
there, yo.

Bromance, love it.

I thought you were a loser, remember
that?

No, I thought we were losers. I am your
worst nightmare.

Hey!

Hey! Look at me, proper filthy bastard,
you're done.

Bend over.

Bend over.

And I'll whip you into shape.

That's disgusting.

Like, the whip I can understand, yeah,
but that I can't.

What? I can't understand that, I think
it's weird.

Oh my god, look at that.

How cute.

What? Oh, do it here.

Wait, I have to bite through that.

Can you do it here?

What? Can you show yourself?

Go on then, go.

I'm filming it here now.

Can't say go, Dan.

Can you now?

No, she's right. You've got to say
action.

Because I don't know when to come in.

Yeah, you can do it. And action.

Hello and welcome. Here we are with the
local strippers. Do their action.

Why are you laughing?

You know you said strippers, don't you?

Do I? You said strippers.

Believe me.

That's in this career, don't work out.

That's good.

Do it, do it.

What?

I'll buy us an improvement so we're all
happy now.

Why are you laughing, Nathan?

Look, don't bring me in my room.

How much could you stay at that?

Oh, my God.

Hey, get off that. You'll get AIDS. What
are you doing? How am I going to get

AIDS? Man.

You're definitely a bit spunk now, get
off it. Oh my god, you've cut it!

Someone has to lower the tone. Oh, you
are great.

Hey, what did they do, right? The
strippers, yeah?

See, you've got me at it now, the
strippers, right? They're at it, yeah?

then you've got one of them just playing
the music, you know? Yeah, that's you

and I'm there.

And me and Nathan are up on it. Yeah, I
like that.

Why would you say that? Why would you
say that? Come on, let's get going.

I'm good.

I haven't been looking.

And you are.

I'll shoot you if you fucking hurt
yourself, mate.

What's going on, mate? I've done my
ankle.

Oh, you fucking cunt.

It's such a wanker on me. What is it,
Timmy?

Oh, that's really sad. It wasn't even
buried.

Can you see what I have to genuinely put
up with?

Mate, we need to find a way to shoot
this.

How about our plan?

What are you doing?

What? I'll sign it, man. Brilliant. And
then we'll freeze our seats off, you

know.

I don't see you not coming up with any
other better ideas, do I?

Well, you are the cameraman. You should
know.

You need it. Don't you know?

You could be it, yeah.

You're going to break it back.

Hey, Fern, help him.

Yeah, mate, anytime you're putting the
camera down, right, right...

Careful, though.

You so nearly went.

Quite good. Yeah, I got it, I got it.

Do you need a hand?

No, I'll be cool.

Yay!

Oh, we're like the three Musketeers,
aren't we?

I'm Doug Tennion, then.

Which one's loving?

The other one.

Did you see proper all the way through
them? Yeah, the whole thing, yeah. Yeah?

Because when I zoom in, I want to make
sure I see all the way through.

Faye?

What? I saw that was a car.

What? A car. I saw it was a car.

Where?

I did.

Yeah, send me down. Come on, you're
back, you're back.

Come on, we've got to get out of here.
Quick, get in the camera, get in the

camera.

We've got to find him, say sorry, and
just hope he forgives us. You're joking,

mate. It's called freestyling. Listen,
if we just say sorry, he'll let us go.

But if I ain't looking to get Nick
there, hurry up, think.

Yeah?

Yeah,

right. I'll do it then, man. Come on.

Do I let you down? No, I don't, son. I'd
be busier.

OK, hold on, hold on.

Shh,

keep your voice down.

You look like we're all going to get
bored, ain't you? Shh, wait, wait.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Oh, mate, the dance, you bastard. It's
one of those two days in a row.

He's got a dirty hat to match his belt.

Look at his tight jeans.

Shh, shh, shh.

Right, mate, you've got this, yeah?
Yeah, I've got the focus, mate, I've got

Let me get a little... Let me get a
little focus. Hold on.

Let me zoom in.

Let me zoom in. I am, mate. Who do you
think it is, though?

It's a bit burnt.

Imagine.

Exactly.

Let's get the back.

Hold on, let me zoom in. Hold on.

Oh,

it's not burnt, mate.

Oh, it's probably the plumber, then.

Oh, yeah, that makes sense. You always
get a plumber in a photo.

It ain't going to be one of those gay
things, though.

Oh, my God, you're in the game, mate.

Oh, mate, he's playing me a cat fat, the
geezer.

What do you mean? It swings both ways.

I don't know, but I... That's a good
one, Dan.

Checking me out, eh?

I know, he's definitely, definitely...
Oh, they're in love, they're in love,

ain't they?

See, look, look, proper feeling him up.
I know, right, mate? Right, have it.

Idiot. Oh, well done. They've just got
in a date, haven't you?

You're an absolute dickhead, you know
that?

Oh, my God, what are you doing?

I'm going to go and get it in there. I'm
going to go and rush you in a day.

What are you talking about? How are we
going to go and get round there and film

them?

If you go out there, we're all caught,
yeah? No -one's got a tripod.

No -one's seen it. You're an absolute
dickhead, you know that?

Yeah, you're meant to be a professional
woman.

I know, I know.

proper pissed off if it's one of them
gay boy parties and all that. I ain't

having that. Well, I'm kicking out of
that. Well, what are you expecting then?

Two jolly birds walking?

Well, yeah, that'll be nice. Yeah,
that'll be nice. Shh!

He's got his rod dodging, you know.

Hey, he's a bit heavy, isn't he?

He's carrying a bit of timber, hasn't
he?

Shh!

I can't see.

Hold on, hold on.

I can't see. Shut up.

He looks like a guy. He's a guy.

He's a guy. He's a guy.

He's a cat. He's a cat.

Hold on.

Oh, mate, look at the size of that. Oh,
my God, he's got tattoos. That's a big

old unit, that. Look at it.

Big old unit. That's a big old woman,
bro.

Oh, three gooses on one bird.

Quality. That is disgusting.

I call it beautiful TV.

Mate, he's probably gone for the squeeze
of the arse and all that, hasn't he?

That's where we found the cattle, isn't
it?

Yeah, that's where they're going now.

Is that all I get?

Can't see anything.

You've got to look for them.

Oh, yeah.

Hi Nathan.

Hi Gemma.

Can I have a smile?

You look pretty on camera, you know.
Pretty? Don't you mean handsome?

You wouldn't.

There's no way you're going to eat that
and not bring me in.

I wouldn't what, Rob?

I'm starving.

Yeah. You should have thought about it
before you left the house. Yeah, but I

didn't. Shut up. Dave.

What? Look at me. I'm like an Ethiopian.

Mate, seriously.

You really want this?

Yeah. You really, really want this?

I've eaten Shadow Wolf.

Say please.

Say please.

Mate, we're mates. We don't have to...
What? You want an article?

No. Alright.

Please.

I ain't eating those.

I'm not eating them. I'm vegetarian.

Well,

I ain't, mate.

I'm stuck, mate.

Don't ask me if I should. I should.

I should. I should.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

He might be. Yeah.

He's

got

the tongue in.

He's got the tongue in. He's got the
tongue in. He's going in now.

He's got the tongue in.

I want to go to her.

You did. You're probably gonna be there.

What are you talking about, Nathan?

This is all you've been waiting for all
day.

I just want to travel and get out of
here. I just want a fun start happening.

What fun way?

Oh, Nathan.

Do me a favour, all right? What have you
got to do? You've got to get rid of

mine, get rid of all your university
bullets, right?

You know what you are, right?

You're a worrier, yeah?

You worry.

Yeah, you're a proper worrier, Nathan.

I was just thinking of my future, right?

No.

You're just a pussy hole.

See, that's what I do. I find that shit.

What's the battery life on these bad
boys? I don't know, Dan.

What about the night vision? I got that.

Not on that piece of shit.

Why don't you bring the government out?
Why are you asking me silly questions

for?

You're embarrassed.

Why would I be embarrassed? Stop talking
to me, please.

If you can go, girlfriend, really. Why
are you always with my mate, huh?

What the fuck was that?

Music. Shh.

Well, it must be getting started, then.

That doesn't sound like normal music,
bro.

Hey, mate, pass me some of that tape.

What do you want the tape for?

I'm being inventive, ain't I?

All right.

Hey, what are you doing in my torso,
man?

Just pass me the tape.

Dan?

Yeah?

Look, I'm not being funny, but I want to
go on now, man.

Leave it out.

No, seriously, man. We've been here for
how long?

I'm so hungry, I'm tired, my toes are
freezing, I just want to go home.

You were having fun, mate. What kind of
fun is this, though, Dan? Serious?

We're going to be here in a minute, you
know. How do you know that? We've been

waiting here for half an hour.

Are we even sure this party's going to
happen today?

Well, it takes some time, doesn't it?
They have to put the keys in the bowl

all that malarkey.

I like you even knowing, man. Seriously,
brother, can't we just go home?

Look, can we just give it another half
hour, yeah?

Another half hour? Yeah.

All right, listen, half an hour, then I
swear to God, meet him tomorrow, go on,

yeah? All right, pick your promise,
yeah?

Damn, this place is a shit hole, man.

Don't worry about that.

Just thinking of money.

Money?

What money?

Um, yeah, well, we thought that it'd be,
um... God, they're going to sue me.

I don't know if I've seen a couple of
DVDs on that, coming round the pubs and

all that.

Since when?

It's just a thing between the lads,
between the boys, you know?

So, we're not really into doing my show,
are we?

Of course not, we've done loads of you.
We've done the stuff like this.

To be fair, it was Nathan's idea.

It was your idea, eh?

Thank you very much, mate.

I didn't need to say that, did I?

No, I didn't need to say that. Do you
know what? He's lying. He's talking

Why was he lying to me? Why was he lying
to me? Do you know what? He's talking

shit. He came to my house this morning,
said we can come down here to the farm

and sell a couple of DVDs. Did you?

I promise you.

You're both proper mugging me off,
aren't you, up here on my back? Keep

noise down. Keep your noise down. Keep
your noise down. Don't fucking tell me

keep my noise down. I'm not. I'm not
going to shit if they come in here.

Keep your noise down. Both of us, yeah?

That's right, listen to me.

Fuck off. Tell me what to do. Stop
swearing at me.

You've taken a piss.

Don't swear at her. What?

Don't take her side.

Excuse my boyfriend.

Just don't talk to her like that.
There's no need to get argumentative, is

there? And you shut up. Don't stick your
two -pins in here. What?

No, I don't think I've got a girlfriend.

Don't go there. Don't go there.

You're a prick.

You're a prick.

Stop saying you're a prick. I heard your
shit.

What?

I did not say, I swear to you, I have
not said nothing about the sex act. I

swear to you, I'm not... Can we just
keep our noises down? You keep talking

about... Do you know what? You're a
fucking cunt.

Give us a smile, Jen.

The camera loves you.

Daniel, get away from me.

What? You left the camera, babe.

Wait,

I'm giving you five minutes and I'll see
you, all right?

I'll be back in five minutes or so,
yeah? I'm going to go upstairs and get

stuff. I'll be back in two minutes. I'll
be back in two minutes. I'll be back in

two minutes. I'll be back in

two

minutes.

Five minutes.

What did you want me to say?

Let's go home.

He's my mate.

Yeah, and I was your girlfriend.

What?

Babe, you don't mean that.

Dan, I just want to go home and be on my
own.

Stop saying stuff you're going to
regret. You're tired, you're cold,

bit ready. Dan, I want to be on my own.

I love you.

I do.

Dan, it's only been three months.

Get the fuck off me!

Please! Please!

Get off me! Fuck you!

Fuck me!

Dan!

Fucking please!

Get the fuck off me!

Please! I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

Dan.

Babe.

I know we ain't talking, but...

Disgusting

You're taking the piss.

Gemma.

Gemma.

Ready.

No, no, no, no.

No,

no. No, no, no, no.

Amen.

Thank you.

Fucking freezing.

This ain't funny.

There are other people to know that.

Oh, come off your fucking torch!

let me go I don't want that

we

we are tired of watching your religions
just let for power

I can't reach your fucking hand right
here

I've got his... Oh,

please let me see my dad. I thought he's
got... Oh, for fuck's sake, I've read

your fucking paper!