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Hi, how's my favorite stepmom doing?

Hi there, how was school today? Oh, so good. How are you?

I'm good, thank you. Did you do well on your...

And an exam?

Oh, I did amazing.

My exam went so good today.

Good. You know what? All that studying you were helping me with, it really,

really paid off. Well, you are welcome. I wanted to absolutely do the best I

could do.

And I didn't want you to get kicked off the team, so I know you had to do well.

Yeah, the coach was being a little bit of a hard ass on that one.

Oh, really?

The coach was being hard on that?

You too.

Mm -hmm. Exactly.

Exactly. Well, what are you thinking about for dinner tonight?

Oh, that's a good question.

I know that you really love my fried bologna sandwiches.

That's my specialty. It's the best thing I can make. You know me so well. I

know. Do you want the cheese in it?

Do I want the cheese? Of course I want the cheese. Come on.

I'm going to cut the crust off, too.

Yeah, yeah. All right. Do I want it? It'll be actually the little dinosaur

shape, won't it?

Um, I don't think it's the dinosaur shape, but I have some stars, because

a star.

Oh, well.

And let's see, what else do we have?

So I'll look. I'll see.

I'll take care of you.

Hey, isn't it your dad's one -year anniversary?

You know what?

It is. Oh, my gosh. One year.

One year that I've been your stepmom. Yeah.

It's crazy.

It's insane.

Too bad he's not going to be here, though. I guess you'll just have to take

out. What?

I don't know.

He's not even going to be around.

Works too much. He does work too much, but...

We get to live in this house, so, you know. You know, I do appreciate living

here.

It's a nice spot.

It's a great place to study, live, do they? Send my girl back, too.

Oh, yeah.

Do you have a date this weekend?

You consider a date, yeah. Okay, anything I need to leave the house for?

No. No?

Okay, I mean, you just got to tell me, and I'll absolutely do that.

I'll totally let you know what I do.

Of course.

You know, I can get the house all clean, get it all, change the sheets for you,

whatever you need.

Thank you for doing all this hard work, by the way.

Oh, my gosh. I love it.

You know, I gave the house cleaner a week off, so I'm going to really give

house a deep cleaning until your father's gone.

I know he's going to really be happy about that. Mm -hmm. I'm sure he's going

come back to the house and be happy.

You better tell him. I could probably forget it.

I'm going to the grocery store later, so make sure that you give me a list of

things you want.

Yeah, I don't like that.

Did you get pictures?

Those pictures look good.

But there's going to be a big thunderstorm.

We're going to see it from the distance.

We're going to get up on the roof and watch it. It's going to be really

That'll be a lot of fun. I mean, if you're not on your feet.

Oh. That's it.

Absolutely.

I

would

actually love to watch it.

Alright, I am done with this one.

Do you want to go out and use the bed?

I would love to.

What do you think Dad's going to get you for your anniversary?

Oh!

What do you think he should?

Has he said anything to you? No, he might have whispered a couple things to

You have to tell me, because I hate surprise. I can't tell you. What? He

not to. That's not right.

And why would you even bring it up if you're not going to tell me? Because I'm

brat. Yeah, you're a brat. Oh, I know that. You know, kind of like when I read

book, I read the last chapter first, because I want to know what's going to

happen. So, what's he going to give me?

Might be a couple of things.

All right. Well, okay. So, well, I'll just tell you, I'm hoping that we're

to have a trip or something. That's what I'm hoping. Ooh.

You know, he may have done something.

Something. Oh, yeah? He bought a cruise somewhere. Ooh, a cruise. Yeah.

Nice. Nice. Yeah. He's got a way to take care of me. He's a good guy. He is. He

has you, so he must have done something right.

See, you know, he did put a little effort in this. Yeah.

Did he? Apparently.

Sweet. Okay.

Well, then maybe I'll just have to make you something extra, because she kind of

told me something.

Oh, will you, though?

What kind of extra?

Well, you know, I know that you really do like my sugar cookies.

I want sugar cookies. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Right?

You like them sort of burnt, too?

I've never met anybody who likes sugar cookies. Get that back to it, you know?

To what?

Just that nice crispiness to it. The nice crispiness to it?

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. There's so much spiderwebs up there. I need to get

See, this is what happens when you get rid of the maid.

Mm -hmm.

The maid, right? Yeah. Right, and then I see it all, and then I'm just going to

take care of it, right?

Yeah. But you know what?

We can get this done.

Well, and then I need to get those spiderwebs done, and then...

I'm going to clean all five bathrooms.

That's going to take me all day.

Do you think you could help me clean the bathrooms?

I would absolutely love to. That would be great. I'll get you some gloves, too,

so you can help me clean really, really well.

Get in there and scrub down everything.

Yeah, that's not a lot of work. Good, good.

What else do I have to do?

You don't as well. I'll take you out to dinner later.

Okay, so maybe we can go grocery shopping and then go to dinner.

Or go to dinner and then grocery shopping, actually.

We'll see who can watch that.

Okay. Okay. Yeah.

Let's go to that place that you like.

It has a special, like, lemonade.

I love that. That'd be so good.

Did you happen to do your laundry earlier?

I think you left it in my washer. I did.

I'm going to have to wash it again or something.

It kind of does look moldy. It smells pretty terrible.

Oh.

That is so soft. I don't know.

You don't like that soft?

You know, it's kind of soft, but it still has like a... I don't know, like

something to it.

You try like a more natural.

Yeah, like see if it gets a little stringy. You know, maybe we need a more

hector crown.

Maybe.

So,

next week, you have that class where you're doing an

acrobatics, right? Yes, ma 'am.

I think I'm really going to ace that test, too.

Yeah? How many people are in that class?

The smaller ones are like 10. 10?

Yeah,

I think it's going to go real well, though.

I've been practicing a lot.

Yeah? Those back flips off the back of the house.

Dangerous with the pool. Yeah, I saw all that. Yeah.

I don't know.

I'm really glad this is just the guest room.

I don't hate it too much.

What about you? What have you got going next week?

I have... Well, hopefully your father will be back.

Oh, yeah.

Right? I'm sure he's going to be so excited to see you. I know.

He's been gone for so long.

I don't know. I need to get outside and work on the garden.

How are the tulips?

They look so good.

You see all those wildflowers on the side of the hill?

Yeah, you're really getting the natural green thumb on you. I am.

Yeah.

You know, I cannot wait for dad to get that all cemented out there.

Right? Yeah, it doesn't look very good. But I want him to put a jacuzzi over

here. Something I think would be a nice little view from this guest room. Oh, I

think that would be so nice.

Let's go.

Let's go right there.

Oh, God.

Yeah, a jacuzzi would be super nice, especially if you could get a sauna,

Right? That's kind of the thing now. It's ice bath.

People are putting them into their homes. I saw that on the internet. Yeah,

so nice. Uh -huh.

Or you could do a makeshift one as well. Yeah, I've been trying to do that, but

it's just not as useful.

So you want to do the ice bath, right?

They're so good for you, like the health benefits.

Amazing.

It's amazing, right? I mean, I try to do them at the gym myself.

I can't do it. Why not?

Mm -mm.

How long do you stay there?

30 seconds.

Really? I'm the biggest cliff. I can't do it.

Oh,

I think I've done 15.

15 minutes?

In a knife bath?

Yeah.

How did you even walk out?

Well, that was tough.

You get past the first two or three minutes, then you're good for until

nine, and then it starts hurting again, and then you wait a little longer, and

it starts to hurt a little less.

The fact that you know that it starts hurting at nine minutes, and you still

have six more minutes to go.

Oh, let me try to do things that hurt a little bit. It's nice.

I broke my ankle recently, and I would just go and take it and put it in there.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah, I remember that.

Oh, yeah, that's a... With just your feet, too, that's always kind of shitty.

Mm -hmm.

Your toes get so cold.

Mm -hmm.

But it really helped. Yeah? It felt like it helped me heal better, quicker.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

I can see how it helped. It definitely helped.

That's a bit, I, like, break, like, an arm out of it, and it's, like, all the

way in. No. Like you, for 15 minutes. I don't know.

No, we did, uh, did one not too long ago where I stuck my head in there, and

with a snorkel, and that was tough. Yeah.

Hmm.

I saw on the internet how you can fill up a bucket with ice, and then, like, I

don't know, put your head in it, and it comes in.

Like, it's a steam, like a steam bath or something like that. Yeah.

It's, uh, it's nice. It's just really shocking to the system.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. But definitely would like to do that more. So it's just lovely.

Mm -hmm.

You

guys

are really nice with the decor here.

I like the black. Yeah.

What's your favorite color?

Oh, forest green, blood red, and black.

Wow.

That's very distinct. Yeah.

Do you have another one?

Oh, I suppose pipes will leak in again.

Pipes? Yeah, when you get the polymer back.

Huh.

Yeah.

Well, you know.

What are we going to get?

Oh, let's see.

Am I cooking or are you cooking?

Well, you know, I am the better chef.

That's true.

We're going to get your sweet bologna sandwich cookies.

And sugar cookies right now.

I don't know. Do you want to maybe make me something?

You know, I've been thinking about doing a little something -something.

Yeah? What do you think you would make me?

What about a tri -tip sandwich?

A tri -tip sandwich?

I don't even know what I could get. That's French fries.

I don't know how to do it.

What I plan to do, and this is from when we were watching some videos on the

internet,

I'm going to get French baguette, toast it, probably put a little garlic butter

on there,

Get a little chimichurri sauce.

Yeah, maybe make fresh aioli, chipotle aioli, caramelized onions and bell

peppers.

Do you watch cooking shows?

It's been a new little fascination for me.

How long have you been watching cooking shows?

How long have you been watching cooking shows? That's just a couple months.

Oh, thank you.

Do you

like

it?

I think you'll like it.

Yeah, but then that's, you know, there's also sides that maybe I want to make.

Okay, like what?

Oh, let's see. With that, I think I'll do it with, uh... Oh, crap, what the

are they called?

Um... Oh, there's a little, like... Bacon and brussel sprouts.

Bacon, brussel sprouts, caramelized onion.

I've never heard of that. No?

No, I mean... I mean, I want to follow, like, show, like, a competition for a

pizza.

No, but I've never seen them.

Okay, so that sounds really good. Yeah, I doubt it. There's a bunch of spots.

Maybe, let's see, what else? Maybe that side salad.

Freshly made Caesar.

Okay. On the side.

Got a lot to get. Yeah.

A little bit. We've got a couple of things here.

Do you have a favorite, like, show, great cooking show you watch?

You know the one with that guy in the place in the vent?

The guy in the, oh, that really good looking guy. Yeah.

Yeah, he's like, um.

Have you ever heard of a chiroppa?

I don't know what that is. It's basically a South American, like, dish,

like a sandwich, but basically chimichurri with a goddamn trace of

bread.

That sounds amazing.

Then you put some caramelized onions on there. Yeah, it'd be really nice.

Yeah.

Well, that sounds so delicious.

Yeah, it's going to be.

So, yeah, we've got options.

Of course, you can go not sandwiches, too, so.

Like, I don't know, like a meat on a stick or something.

Yeah, something like that.

How do you feel about lamb chops with a truffle honey sauce?

Wow. Yeah. I mean, when you talk about how you are watching cooking shows, my

gosh, you really are.

You know what you're talking about. Yeah, a little bit. You're saying tri

you're talking about lamb.

I don't know.

Girl, look at the scene.

Hey,

don't you remember the tattoo of the one you're in love with, I mean?

Yeah, it's a dumpster.

Where is it? I don't remember seeing it before.

Did someone really have that? No.

We're not gonna get the next dinner.

oh yeah

Yeah. Yeah.

I like looking up at you.

I'm going to hurt your wrist. We have to look at each other.

other sides besides the well do we want to do dessert oh yeah the new york

cheesecake or something oh my god can you make that from scratch yeah it takes

little bit longer yeah it's uh what is it eight minutes bacon crust and what is

it an hour 45 in the oven and then it's uh six hours in the fridge afterwards so

we gotta

Oh, God.

Clean the rocks.

Now we're finishing this.

I know.

That's going to be so weird. Oh my god. Okay.

Let's go.

Let's go. Come on.