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Whenever my Uncle Sean was out of town, I'd skip class and sneak over to his

house. Sean had everything.

A huge pool, fully stocked fridge, everything a guy could possibly want,

including a much younger wife.

My Aunt Penny?

I've wanted to bang her ever since I got married.

I'd sneak through her dirty laundry whenever I was at Uncle Sean's, and

well, you can figure out the rest.

Aren't you supposed to be in class?

What? I thought you were in New York with Uncle Tom.

Turned out to be a boy's trip.

Care to explain what you're doing here?

Napping. I didn't really feel like going to class, so I decided to come here and

chill. Oh, yeah?

Didn't look like you were just napping.

What are you talking about?

These.

smelling them when I came in.

No, it wasn't. I was just checking the ties. I want to get my girlfriend a

Well,

I'm a small.

Cool.

You know, the real thing smells a lot better than those panties do.

What the fuck are you doing?

Oh, come on, Lucas. Be a man and come clean.

If you do...

I'll let you have a whiff.

Aunt Penny?

Come on.

It's been so long since I've had a new cock.

Ever since I married your uncle.

Why don't we just help each other out a little bit?

What? You're not interested?

No.

I think you are.

You're fucking with me. I know you're fucking with me.

No, I'm dead serious.

Then you better give me what I want.

Come here.

Wait.

Take your shoes off.

Make yourself comfortable.

Come on.

You can be yourself right now, Penny.

Oh, come on.

Don't tell me you've never been kissed by a girl before.

Not when it's experienced.

Oh, you mean a woman?

Well,

then you're in for a change.

You know what?

I can't help it.

As soon as I saw you sniffing my panties, I knew I had

to have you.

Thank you.

That's cool though, isn't it?

You think so, sweetheart?

Oh.

Holy fuck.

What girls my age do not do that?

You have to appreciate me.

Holy fuck.

It's okay.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Now, can I tell Uncle Sean?

No.

Okay, I don't want him to feel like I cuckolded him or something.