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Hey.

Hi.

What up?

Oh, just texting my boyfriend.

How about you?

Same shit, different date. Fucking tired.

Oh,

that's fun.

Anything good on TV or no? Huh? Anything good on TV?

Um, well, there's probably Mighty B.

Yeah.

Nickelodeon. Sounds lame.

So what'd you do last night?

Oh, I went to a party with my friends.

Yeah, how was it?

Um, okay.

It was normal. Like, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

Gosh, these couches are so hard to get comfortable in.

What are you doing, fidget?

Hmm? Why are you fidgeting?

Oh, um, I'm not fidgeting.

Sure.

Weirdo.

Anyway, so wait, you went out last night?

Yeah.

And?

Didn't really meet anyone.

Kind of drank a little bit, but that's about it.

I know you shouldn't be drinking.

I am, but... I thought drinking was like an idea at the

moment.

Yeah, more like a bad idea at the moment.

Yeah, what are you doing, dude?

Nothing, nothing. I'm just texting my boyfriend, that's it.

Okay, you're being weird with your texting machine.

No, no, no, no, not weird at all.

What's on the ceiling, dude? What the fuck are you looking at?

Yo.

No, man. Are you fucking serious right now?

No, it's not like that. Are you seriously masturbating?

My boyfriend was just sending me pictures.

I'm really horny. Okay, this is a little weird.

No, it wasn't supposed to be like that. I'm so sorry.

Dude, fucking mom and dad are here, and you're fucking masturbating right there?

Like, for real, for real?

Yeah.

pictures. Why can't I?

Why can't you what?

You know, masturbate. It's not a big deal.

You're fucking terrible, man. And you can't be doing that with

me in the room.

Like, for real.

Just go tell dad, yo, you need to chill.

Seriously? Yeah, I really need to.

What the fuck? You really have to do this right here, right now.

Stop.

No, stop.

Stop.

For real, dude, this is wrong.

No, it's wrong in a good way.

Is it really? Yeah. Are you sure about that? Yeah.

You just want me to sit here and fucking watch?

Uh -huh.

I don't know how to stop.

Is that okay?

Why is it okay?

Because you're my fucking stepsister and you're just sitting here masturbating

in front of me. Like, come on, bro.

Dad's walking around in the background and shit.

I don't really care about your boyfriend.

I do.

He's... The way his dick looks just... Gives me really wet. Okay.

Dude, you need to like go to a meeting or something like that.

Sexaholics or some shit, for real. No, no, no, no, I don't. Yeah, yeah, for

real.

You're masturbating in front of your brother.

In front of your fucking brother.

You realize that, right?

Yeah. And that doesn't bother you at all?

Not really, kind of, no.

Okay.

Just like look at yourself, not me. It's just getting weirder now.

For real?

Dude.

You're enjoying this, aren't you?

Are you sure this doesn't feel wrong?

Oh, I'm sure.

I'm certain now.

Yeah, whoa.

Thank you.

because it's weird when you do it. Look at me.

What do you mean?

What, man? No, no, you can't do that.

Can't do what?

No, you can't fucking touch my pussy.

You said I can fucking watch. What's the difference?

No, it's not you fucking touching my pussy. You can watch. Then why the fuck

would you ask me to watch?

You know, I really like people watching me masturbate. Yeah, if you're your own

fucking stepbrother and I can't fucking touch it, what's the big deal?

Because... You show it to me, you put it on display, like what?

No, you have a point, but still, I just don't want you to fucking touch it.

Except no for an answer.

Fine, dude, I'll just go out then. Whatever.

Better fucking leave.

Okay.

Hey, what the hell?

Come on, man.

Stop.

Stop. Whatever, man.

Have fun, buddy.

Fuck you, then. That's fine.

God damn it.

Oh. Hey.

What the fuck? What's up?

What's wrong?

Nothing, dude. What's going on?

Why are you, like, creeping behind me and shit?

I just thought something was wrong.

Yeah, me and my girl are having trouble. It's silly.

Well, you know you can talk to me about anything, right?

Um, yeah.

But it's kind of awkward for me to talk to you about this stuff, you know?

No, I don't.

Okay,

well, I'd rather not.

To be honest with you, it's just a bunch of bullshit that... It's not a good

table conversation, you know what I mean?

Um, yeah, I guess.

Okay. I'll see you later.

Okay.

What the fuck,

man?

Blue balled and fucking shit like that, that fucking bitch.

Fuck.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this thing now?

Yeah?

You okay?

Yeah, what's up, dude?

Well, I was just wondering if you were okay with your girlfriend and

I think you care.

I do.

I'm your sister.

Yeah, you ever heard of wearing a bra?

Hey, that's none of your business.

Okay. Anyways, what's up?

Well, I just, I don't know, I just felt like I needed to check up on you and see

if you were doing okay, you know, after the whole fight and everything.

I mean, I'm alright.

So, what happened?

I mean, look, long story short, she came over and was supposed to get me all

hyped up for the evening, right?

Mm -hmm.

I mean, I'm pretty sure you know what that means, right?

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

So...

She went through my phone.

I mean, there was nothing bad on it. I wasn't doing anything wrong, per se.

She just saw a message from a person that I used to know. Didn't even date.

Just used to know.

So she fucking stormed off and flipped out, and hence why you saw me at the

like that.

Well, yeah, she has, like, a little bit of a reason to get mad, but she didn't

mean to. She shouldn't have, like, done it like that, you know?

She should have asked you first.

Yo, she's jealous as shit. Like, you haven't yet to meet her, but she would,

like, flip out for the smallest matter. It doesn't matter what it was. It would

just be literally a shit show.

That's ridiculous.

Like, if you put a spoon in the drawer the wrong way, she freaks out.

If a girl glances at me when we're out, it's my fault.

Yeah, because you're too hot.

Oh, my God, please.

Please don't call me hot. I'm your brother.

Oh, sorry. We can just close that, yeah.

Anyways, yeah,

so that's life.

Yeah, I mean, you win some and you lose some.

Women are just that thing. You just can't live with them, can't live without

them, right?

You can live with parts of them.

Catch my drift, you know?

Yeah. Anyways, um, yeah, I'll be alright. You know, just another day,

time, another place, another girl. Another dollar, right?

No, another girl.

I mean, if she's gonna act like this, I'm just gonna kick her to the curb, you

know what I mean?

Do it. She's a piece of shit anyways.

You don't even know her.

But still, it seems like she's really like... Trust me. She's really dull and

nobody likes jealousy.

It's... Like, envy.

No one wants, like, envy with a girl. It's not a good mix.

I mean, it's fucked up what she did, though, you know? Yeah.

That's hurting and shit.

Yeah.

Yo,

it's not funny, man.

Like, you ever, like, boo -balled a kid before? Oh, you probably would find it

funny, though.

That's so funny.

Oh, my God. You would say that.

Did you just snort?

Yes. Not. funny come on man did you come in here to laugh at me

or like to find out what's wrong no um

is there anything i can help you with

no i think i'm i think i'm good i mean blue balled express that's about it you

know yo it's not that funny bro

it's not funny assholes

Stop. Not cool, bro. That's so funny.

Oh, come on.

Laugh.

Laugh on the knee, right? No, you're not the one boo -balled right now.

Boo -who?

No.

You obviously don't care. This is why you're a bad sister.

No, I'm not. I'm the best sister ever. That's okay. You're going to end up old

and alone like my buddy right here.

That's going to be you if you keep up that kind of attitude.

At least he's smiling.

Is he? Yes.

Not really.

Look at the resemblance.

You guys look exactly alike.

How dare you.

No, we don't. Get out of here.

See, now I'm laughing.

Because that was funny. No, it wasn't. Get out of here.

It's a jerk.

All right, listen, if all you came in here to do was laugh and, like, talk

you can just go now.

Nah, I think I'm good.

Okay, well, maybe you should go, because I need to handle where the situation my

girl left me in.

Well, you know what?

What can I do for you?

Seems like you're in the need of a little bit of help. I don't understand.

do you mean?

I mean, you do something for me, I do something for you.

You can go play in the middle of 5 o 'clock traffic?

Well, I do need your car.

Either that or I'm going to leave you, you know, the blue balls.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up, rewind.

What now?

You kind of jumped around right there. You care to explain what you're asking

me? Um, well... I mean, you can sit here with your blue balls.

Okay, or you can let me eat your car.

I won't, and I'll just leave you with that situation.

So wait, give you my car and be left with blue balls?

Yeah. No, I'm not going to give you my car.

Why not?

What the fuck do I get out of it?

Well, I mean, whatever you want.

Give me like...

Tonight, I can help you.

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

Um, if that's what you want it to be, then yeah.

No, bro. No, no. I think that's a little wrong.

Especially since, you know, the other day.

TV room.

Dad. You.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. You remember how, like, you told me not to fucking touch you?

So, now it's okay for you to touch me?

Uh, yeah.

That's exactly what I'm saying.

Nah, nah, nah. Oh, come on. I think I'm good. I think I'm good.

Are you sure?

I think I'm good.

You know what?

What are you doing?

You know what? What if I don't give you the car?

Okay, you can park.

Yeah?

So make this bigger than it already is.

Can I get a little bit of spit?

You can spit on it.

I'm pretty sure you'll find some because I'm not gonna try to spit on my own

fucking dick. That's just weird There you go Oh shit, that's nice

There you go.

Good job, sis.

Thank you.

Sit

on it.

I don't have any spit.

Lick your hand.

There's no spit.

It's all dry.

Let's put your braces on.

Sit there.

Can I see?

Yeah. Oh my god.

If you let me fucking finish, I'll have to let you in the car for the whole

month. Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Shit.

Some really nice tits, sis.

Thank you.

Spit on it.

Ah.

Oh yeah, like that.

Yeah.

Yes? Hi.

What's up?

I came to grab the keys.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. What?

Uh -oh.

What the hell?

No. Why can't I use them? About the deal we made.

Yeah, the deal was that you were supposed to satisfy my predicament with

bluebog, and you did not do that at all.

Um... I was left unsatisfied, so that deal...

Has been rescinded.

What? You shared that.

Thanks. I guess. So, listen, um, yeah, you can't use my car.

What? Yeah, for real. Please?

No. Nah.

Listen, if you want, you can finish and actually complete the deal like you were

supposed to.

Um, fine, but jerking

off? No. No?

No. No, no, no.

Um... I want that.

No.

I want that.

Oh. Um, no.

I... Why not?

Um... You already touched my shit.

You do it for me, but no.

Why not? Well,

listen. I think it'd be really awkward.

How so? Explain.

Well...

Like my brother, so... Stepbrother.

True, but you're still... There's still the word brother in it.

Term... Brother.

So, we're gonna leave it at that.

So, can I still have the keys?

No. No.

I'll tell you what. In short, sister, if you want my keys and you want my car, I

told you. If you let me finish, I'll let you have it for a month.

Now, it's sweet to have to up the ante.

So you can take off those little sweatpants and that cute little shirt

my fucking cock and then let me slam it inside you.

That's the only way you're going to get my car.

Fine.

That's what I thought. Plus, if you didn't do it, I was going to tell Dad

what you did the other day anyways.

Close the door.

Close the door.

Take it off.

Whoa!

What the fancy fucking shit?

I'm going to see your boyfriend, I see, huh?

No. No, really?

You lying ass.

Why would I have to tell you my business?

You didn't really need to tell me. I can just tell by what you're wearing, bro.

Shit's hot, though. You got good taste, sis.

I guess.

Okay, let's just wait.

Come on.

Just close your eyes and imagine it's your boyfriend

Now

open

your eyes and look at your brother

That's your man.

You better do a good job.

No car.

Stop talking.

It helps you suck really good dick.

Huh? I said if it helps any of you suck really good dick.

Thanks.

My doggy style. You see that ass when you suck that dick.

Okay.

Can you do that end second?

Show me how deep you can go Oh

No, Bob. Stand up.

Stand around.

Again.

Come on.

Is this how you want to start?

based on that asset

I barely contained myself.

Spread those legs even wider.

Yeah.

Come here, let me just ride that.

that person will be.

You got to get that car, won't you, huh?

Yeah. You couldn't take my fucking cum in your mouth?

Yes. All right, all right.

All right,

get it.

Get in there.

Face down.