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Last box.

It's official. We're moved in.

It's perfect.

You're perfect.

What is it?

What is it, honey?

It's just... Everything is so perfect.

It makes me worried.

What is it?

I just worry that... I know you said you don't mind waiting to have kids, but...

I just worry that you're going to get tired of waiting.

Hey.

We talked about this.

Okay? Remember?

You're my wife.

However long you need, we'll take.

Okay? You're going to make an amazing mom someday.

There's no rush.

Okay? No rush.

Okay? I love you.

Okay?

Is it official?

Yeah.

Do you want?

mhm mhm mhm mhm yeah yeah yeah yeah

Are you sure you don't want me to drive you to the airport?

Oh, absolutely.

The airport's crazy right now. It would be easier if I could get a cab.

Speaking of which, it's here.

Okay.

You have a great conference, okay? I will. I love you. I love you, too.

Can I help you?

Aren't you going to invite me in?

I'm sorry, do I know you?

Not yet, John.

Um... How do you know my name?

You should probably just let me in.

I'm not going to let a complete stranger in my house.

But...

I'm carrying your baby.

Is this a joke? Are you fucking with me?

Look, okay, honestly, I don't want any trouble, so if you could please... This

is not a joke, okay? And I'm not crazy.

Okay. And I'm not leaving.

I'm pregnant with your baby.

So unless you want me to start yelling... Um... I suggest you let me

Um... Okay, hey.

Yeah, you know what?

Yeah, come in. Come relax and... Yeah.

Hey, look, I don't know what kind of game you're trying to play here, but...

not... I'm not playing any kind of game.

I am pregnant with your baby.

All right. Hey, look, you're crazy, okay? Because I've never met you

before until today.

And I only let you in here because I actually... feel bad for you.

But it is plainly obvious you don't have a grasp on reality and fiction.

So might I suggest I go call somebody. No. No.

Don't do that.

Don't just ignore what I have to say.

You know, people like you

You don't give a shit about people like me.

No, you don't. You pretend not to be.

You pretend that we're not there.

But we're always there.

Waiting.

For your crap.

Your garbage.

But sometimes, sometimes we get lucky.

And there's more than just crap.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about what I found in your garbage.

Two months ago.

Wait,

what the fuck?

So you went... It's yours, John.

It's your baby.

I've never met you before!

That could be anyone's baby!

But it's not!

It's yours.

Okay.

What do you want?

What do you want?

I want to be your wife.

You are crazy.

Because I will never marry you.

I am married already.

And she's actually not.

Calm the fuck down, John.

I know you would never marry me. I'm not stupid, okay?

All I'm asking is that you treat me like your wife.

I want you to make me feel loved.

I want to feel like I exist.

And I am not insane, okay? No, I'm a human being.

And I have human needs.

Needs that the rest of the world has taken from me.

Don't worry.

I won't ruin your life.

Just for next week.

Until Holly gets back from her business trip.

Um, how do you know that... You can find

out everything.

There's no about somebody From their trash I

I know everything about you

What the actual fuck I

mean don't you don't have to do it but If you

don't

You're going to have to tell Holly about it.

What happened? Nothing fucking happened.

John.

John.

I am pregnant with your baby.

It's fact.

And when I tell Holly that I'm pregnant because...

Because we fucked.

Your marriage is going to collapse and you'll be paying my child support

for the rest of my life.

But if you do what I'm

telling you to do, I'll take care of it.

And you'll never have to worry about me or our baby.

You know what? All right, fuck it. Fine.

Fine.

You know what?

Okay. Okay.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Make yourself at home.

I have a spare room in the back that'll... I gotta get ready for you.

Well, we'll wait here for you.

The water's pretty comfortable right now, so, uh, yeah.

Thank you.

Hey. That was so nice.

Um, if you want to give me your clothes, I'll just, uh, wash them for you and

everything.

Thank you very much.

Mm -hmm.

Don't lose this stuff. It's my favorite outfit.

Go with me everywhere.

I'm stressed out, or else they smell weird.

So should I just step in?

Yeah, yeah, you can.

Right this way?

Yeah.

Careful.

Let them hurt our baby.

Thank you, Tala. Thank you.

Take your time, and I'll have all the best.

Good as new.

Oh, um, John?

Yeah? Baby?

Um, could you hand me the shampoo?

That's right.

That's right.

Well, you handed me the... Well, I don't want you to forget what's at stake

here.

Thank you.

Mm -hmm.

Jen.

Take your time.

I'm gonna get all clean.

for both of us.

No,

it's not.

It's six easy installments, $12 ,000.

What?

You know, it's a very cheap factory, like right down the road.

You can get an entire line of themselves for $300.

Are you talking about that future warehouse down the street where they

cardboard couches that you put together with children's tools?

You know, it doesn't have to be so hard, John.

You're kidding me, right?

We... You know,

I'm really not that bad when you get to know me.

Keep covered.

The bogeyman will get you.

A little bit better, right?

God damn people in this town.

What good is that?

Open.

Bye.

Gil, the week's almost over and there's still

one thing you haven't done for me.

What? I've done everything you asked me to do.

Honestly, can you run?

Can you just leave, please?

You want me to think that you hate me, but

I've seen the way you've been looking at me.

You're feeling something for me, but it's not hate.

What else do you want from me?

I want you.

That was not part of the deal.

Look.

You can say no if you want to.

But you don't want to, do you?

Holly's not here, John.

You can admit it if you want to.

Don't you want this?

The one thing Holly won't give you?

Oh.

Oh my god!

Hmm. Hmm.

No.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thank you.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Thank you.

What the fuck?

oh wow

yes yes

yes

yes yes yes

Yeah.