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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,870 --> 00:00:02,870 Last box. 2 00:00:03,450 --> 00:00:05,270 It's official. We're moved in. 3 00:00:12,230 --> 00:00:13,230 It's perfect. 4 00:00:13,670 --> 00:00:14,670 You're perfect. 5 00:00:22,810 --> 00:00:24,410 What is it? 6 00:00:26,950 --> 00:00:29,450 What is it, honey? 7 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:33,620 It's just... Everything is so perfect. 8 00:00:34,140 --> 00:00:35,380 It makes me worried. 9 00:00:37,260 --> 00:00:38,260 What is it? 10 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:45,180 I just worry that... I know you said you don't mind waiting to have kids, but... 11 00:00:45,180 --> 00:00:50,120 I just worry that you're going to get tired of waiting. 12 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,040 Hey. 13 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:56,640 We talked about this. 14 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,140 Okay? Remember? 15 00:00:58,700 --> 00:00:59,840 You're my wife. 16 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:05,209 However long you need, we'll take. 17 00:01:05,450 --> 00:01:09,990 Okay? You're going to make an amazing mom someday. 18 00:01:11,010 --> 00:01:12,370 There's no rush. 19 00:01:12,690 --> 00:01:18,810 Okay? No rush. 20 00:01:19,290 --> 00:01:21,650 Okay? I love you. 21 00:01:25,930 --> 00:01:26,930 Okay? 22 00:01:28,270 --> 00:01:29,550 Is it official? 23 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:30,890 Yeah. 24 00:01:33,930 --> 00:01:34,930 Do you want? 25 00:02:07,370 --> 00:02:12,550 mhm mhm mhm mhm yeah yeah yeah yeah 26 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:50,000 Are you sure you don't want me to drive you to the airport? 27 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:51,480 Oh, absolutely. 28 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,580 The airport's crazy right now. It would be easier if I could get a cab. 29 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:56,260 Speaking of which, it's here. 30 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:57,600 Okay. 31 00:05:58,340 --> 00:06:01,900 You have a great conference, okay? I will. I love you. I love you, too. 32 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:35,540 Can I help you? 33 00:06:37,540 --> 00:06:38,640 Aren't you going to invite me in? 34 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,080 I'm sorry, do I know you? 35 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,460 Not yet, John. 36 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:51,160 Um... How do you know my name? 37 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:55,060 You should probably just let me in. 38 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:01,260 I'm not going to let a complete stranger in my house. 39 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,120 But... 40 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:05,590 I'm carrying your baby. 41 00:07:11,310 --> 00:07:14,790 Is this a joke? Are you fucking with me? 42 00:07:15,390 --> 00:07:21,550 Look, okay, honestly, I don't want any trouble, so if you could please... This 43 00:07:21,550 --> 00:07:25,390 is not a joke, okay? And I'm not crazy. 44 00:07:25,710 --> 00:07:28,230 Okay. And I'm not leaving. 45 00:07:29,430 --> 00:07:32,670 I'm pregnant with your baby. 46 00:07:34,060 --> 00:07:39,820 So unless you want me to start yelling... Um... I suggest you let me 47 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:46,920 Um... Okay, hey. 48 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,020 Yeah, you know what? 49 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:53,700 Yeah, come in. Come relax and... Yeah. 50 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:28,690 Hey, look, I don't know what kind of game you're trying to play here, but... 51 00:08:28,690 --> 00:08:32,409 not... I'm not playing any kind of game. 52 00:08:33,110 --> 00:08:36,429 I am pregnant with your baby. 53 00:08:39,669 --> 00:08:46,490 All right. Hey, look, you're crazy, okay? Because I've never met you 54 00:08:46,490 --> 00:08:47,730 before until today. 55 00:08:48,530 --> 00:08:52,880 And I only let you in here because I actually... feel bad for you. 56 00:08:53,920 --> 00:09:00,720 But it is plainly obvious you don't have a grasp on reality and fiction. 57 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:05,640 So might I suggest I go call somebody. No. No. 58 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,140 Don't do that. 59 00:09:07,660 --> 00:09:10,980 Don't just ignore what I have to say. 60 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:18,620 You know, people like you 61 00:09:19,530 --> 00:09:21,530 You don't give a shit about people like me. 62 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:28,870 No, you don't. You pretend not to be. 63 00:09:30,350 --> 00:09:34,550 You pretend that we're not there. 64 00:09:37,130 --> 00:09:38,430 But we're always there. 65 00:09:40,410 --> 00:09:41,410 Waiting. 66 00:09:45,070 --> 00:09:46,170 For your crap. 67 00:09:47,590 --> 00:09:48,590 Your garbage. 68 00:09:51,470 --> 00:09:57,050 But sometimes, sometimes we get lucky. 69 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:03,430 And there's more than just crap. 70 00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:12,310 What are you talking about? 71 00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:18,930 I'm talking about what I found in your garbage. 72 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:21,140 Two months ago. 73 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,500 Wait, 74 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:33,880 what the fuck? 75 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:38,100 So you went... It's yours, John. 76 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:41,680 It's your baby. 77 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:44,180 I've never met you before! 78 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,340 That could be anyone's baby! 79 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:48,740 But it's not! 80 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:51,350 It's yours. 81 00:10:56,910 --> 00:10:57,910 Okay. 82 00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:04,450 What do you want? 83 00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:05,770 What do you want? 84 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,530 I want to be your wife. 85 00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:12,270 You are crazy. 86 00:11:13,050 --> 00:11:15,270 Because I will never marry you. 87 00:11:15,710 --> 00:11:17,290 I am married already. 88 00:11:17,570 --> 00:11:18,830 And she's actually not. 89 00:11:20,190 --> 00:11:21,950 Calm the fuck down, John. 90 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:27,470 I know you would never marry me. I'm not stupid, okay? 91 00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:33,370 All I'm asking is that you treat me like your wife. 92 00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:37,010 I want you to make me feel loved. 93 00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:42,630 I want to feel like I exist. 94 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:49,590 And I am not insane, okay? No, I'm a human being. 95 00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:53,100 And I have human needs. 96 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:57,480 Needs that the rest of the world has taken from me. 97 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,200 Don't worry. 98 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,000 I won't ruin your life. 99 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,640 Just for next week. 100 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:07,320 Until Holly gets back from her business trip. 101 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:16,220 Um, how do you know that... You can find 102 00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:17,900 out everything. 103 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:25,860 There's no about somebody From their trash I 104 00:12:25,860 --> 00:12:29,880 I know everything about you 105 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:36,700 What the actual fuck I 106 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:43,400 mean don't you don't have to do it but If you 107 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,400 don't 108 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,000 You're going to have to tell Holly about it. 109 00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:51,920 What happened? Nothing fucking happened. 110 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,640 John. 111 00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:55,260 John. 112 00:12:56,480 --> 00:13:01,880 I am pregnant with your baby. 113 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:03,920 It's fact. 114 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:10,420 And when I tell Holly that I'm pregnant because... 115 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:12,340 Because we fucked. 116 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:20,800 Your marriage is going to collapse and you'll be paying my child support 117 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,860 for the rest of my life. 118 00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:29,960 But if you do what I'm 119 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:34,800 telling you to do, I'll take care of it. 120 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:39,720 And you'll never have to worry about me or our baby. 121 00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:02,570 You know what? All right, fuck it. Fine. 122 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,010 Fine. 123 00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:05,310 You know what? 124 00:14:07,230 --> 00:14:08,270 Okay. Okay. 125 00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:11,670 Jesus fucking Christ. 126 00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:16,390 Make yourself at home. 127 00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:23,390 I have a spare room in the back that'll... I gotta get ready for you. 128 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,790 Well, we'll wait here for you. 129 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:53,630 The water's pretty comfortable right now, so, uh, yeah. 130 00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:55,350 Thank you. 131 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,810 Hey. That was so nice. 132 00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:05,470 Um, if you want to give me your clothes, I'll just, uh, wash them for you and 133 00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:06,470 everything. 134 00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:10,050 Thank you very much. 135 00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:11,510 Mm -hmm. 136 00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:14,710 Don't lose this stuff. It's my favorite outfit. 137 00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:22,770 Go with me everywhere. 138 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,630 I'm stressed out, or else they smell weird. 139 00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:05,890 So should I just step in? 140 00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:07,710 Yeah, yeah, you can. 141 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,290 Right this way? 142 00:17:13,270 --> 00:17:14,270 Yeah. 143 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:15,910 Careful. 144 00:17:19,050 --> 00:17:20,869 Let them hurt our baby. 145 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:37,150 Thank you, Tala. Thank you. 146 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:41,470 Take your time, and I'll have all the best. 147 00:17:42,870 --> 00:17:43,870 Good as new. 148 00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:45,710 Oh, um, John? 149 00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:47,290 Yeah? Baby? 150 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,710 Um, could you hand me the shampoo? 151 00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:55,470 That's right. 152 00:17:55,810 --> 00:17:56,810 That's right. 153 00:17:58,090 --> 00:18:05,010 Well, you handed me the... Well, I don't want you to forget what's at stake 154 00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:06,010 here. 155 00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:08,710 Thank you. 156 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:10,610 Mm -hmm. 157 00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:12,630 Jen. 158 00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:14,630 Take your time. 159 00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:17,450 I'm gonna get all clean. 160 00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:18,820 for both of us. 161 00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:14,950 No, 162 00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:17,370 it's not. 163 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,220 It's six easy installments, $12 ,000. 164 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,140 What? 165 00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:49,940 You know, it's a very cheap factory, like right down the road. 166 00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:53,420 You can get an entire line of themselves for $300. 167 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:59,300 Are you talking about that future warehouse down the street where they 168 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:02,040 cardboard couches that you put together with children's tools? 169 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,340 You know, it doesn't have to be so hard, John. 170 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,140 You're kidding me, right? 171 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:26,780 We... You know, 172 00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:30,300 I'm really not that bad when you get to know me. 173 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,199 Keep covered. 174 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,520 The bogeyman will get you. 175 00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:54,200 A little bit better, right? 176 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,980 God damn people in this town. 177 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:48,220 What good is that? 178 00:23:25,390 --> 00:23:26,390 Open. 179 00:24:16,490 --> 00:24:17,490 Bye. 180 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:07,480 Gil, the week's almost over and there's still 181 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,440 one thing you haven't done for me. 182 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,600 What? I've done everything you asked me to do. 183 00:25:17,220 --> 00:25:18,720 Honestly, can you run? 184 00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:22,460 Can you just leave, please? 185 00:25:27,850 --> 00:25:32,990 You want me to think that you hate me, but 186 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:36,550 I've seen the way you've been looking at me. 187 00:25:39,850 --> 00:25:43,770 You're feeling something for me, but it's not hate. 188 00:25:55,150 --> 00:25:56,730 What else do you want from me? 189 00:26:09,930 --> 00:26:10,930 I want you. 190 00:26:16,330 --> 00:26:18,370 That was not part of the deal. 191 00:26:20,010 --> 00:26:21,010 Look. 192 00:26:23,130 --> 00:26:25,030 You can say no if you want to. 193 00:26:28,510 --> 00:26:30,970 But you don't want to, do you? 194 00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:42,520 Holly's not here, John. 195 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,420 You can admit it if you want to. 196 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:51,720 Don't you want this? 197 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:59,260 The one thing Holly won't give you? 198 00:31:43,370 --> 00:31:44,370 Oh. 199 00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:36,660 Oh my god! 200 00:47:39,180 --> 00:47:41,980 Hmm. Hmm. 201 00:53:36,010 --> 00:53:37,010 No. 202 00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:13,780 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 203 00:57:57,070 --> 00:57:58,070 Thank you. 204 00:58:40,220 --> 00:58:41,460 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 205 00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:23,280 Thank you. 206 01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:30,640 What the fuck? 207 01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:36,440 oh wow 208 01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:43,240 yes yes 209 01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:44,240 yes 210 01:01:57,420 --> 01:01:59,300 yes yes yes 211 01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:16,920 Yeah. 13202

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