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Ryder and I have some specific
preferences when it comes to men.
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We like our guys nerdy. The ones you
meet in comic shops or LARPing with foam
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swords.
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So whenever some sci -fi, fantasy, or
geeky event pops up in our area, we
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it out.
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It's like hunting season.
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The poor, lonely men are like fish in a
barrel.
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I'm so excited we're going to another
comic convention.
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It's been a really long time.
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Yeah, I know.
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But this time I get to choose to do it.
Because you always get to choose.
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Fine.
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As long as I get fucked doggy this time.
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Yeah.
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We had such a great time at the comic
convention.
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And look who we caught.
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Thank you for waiting me over. That was
quite an event.
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Lots of costumes.
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Yeah. We're so glad you decided to come
over.
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What was your name again?
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Oh, Alex.
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Alex. Right.
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What do you think of our costumes, Alex?
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They're great.
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Which one do you like better?
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Quite sure.
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To be honest, I don't even know who
you're trying to be.
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Seriously?
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How could you not know?
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Oh my god, I don't think he's a real
nerd. I think he's just a poser.
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Damn it.
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What?
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Well, we have a thing for nerdy guys.
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And you are clearly not that.
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I'm pretty nerdy.
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Oh, yeah? What kind of books do you
read?
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I'm not really into reading.
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Hmm, okay.
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Well, what shows do you watch? Any
anime?
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No anime, but I like comic book movies.
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Like superhero movies? Those are hardly
nerdy anymore. Those are super
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mainstream. Look, I don't think this is
working. I think we should... Wait!
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I'm into LARPing!
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Really? Yeah.
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I just started building armors and
weapons.
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And I just made this foam battle act.
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And just last weekend, I won the
tournament.
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Okay.
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It's an alright start. What else do you
got?
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Well, I like role -playing, tabletop
gaming.
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Now we're doing the quest looking for
magic -type psycho -potatoes.
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And there's this asshole wizard. He puts
a spell on us.
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And we can only speak in rhymes.
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I know it sounds stupid, but it's fun.
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And I'm playing a character.
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Level 50, Paladin.
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Level 50?
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Yeah.
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Tell us more.
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Well, I collect...
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old graphic novels, and I play video
games. I also like doing the
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speedrun. Do you speedrun the classics?
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Yes.
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Perfect.
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Wow. You must have some strong hands and
fast
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fingers.
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Let me get this off.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, look at that nerd cough.
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It's so fucking thick.
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That is a thick cough.
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These babies are sticking wet on my
face.
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They're
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so
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good.
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He didn't gag on it.
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Oh my god. Oh my
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god.
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Bye. Bye.
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Bye.
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Oh my God, it's fucking so nice.
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I want him to feel everything.
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Oh my
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God.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, God.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh, yes.
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Fuck.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Do you want to watch me cum on a...
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I love you.
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Thank you.
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Oh. Oh.
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Mm -hmm.
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Wow.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Let's kiss it.
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I think I'll let you pick next time too.
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