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Put the belly back.

You have the rings.

She has the ring. You have the... Oh, my God. Nathan.

What? You said you were bringing them. No, I... What? We talked about this. We

did. I have them. Hold on.

Yep.

And you say with this ring, I'd be wet.

With this ring, I'd be wet.

Mm -hmm. Yep.

Hi.

Good to see you two together in real life.

He's taller than I imagined.

Oh, thank you.

Uh, I'm Nathan.

Hey! Oh, Nathan?

That's Ivan?

Oh, no, I'm cool.

I had a little bit of work done, you know.

Yeah, just around the lips.

Shit, sorry, I don't, um... You're Night Angel?

Agent Cheeto?

My brain's been through a lot. Sorry. Just kind of missing some of the stuff

that's less important, I guess.

Oh, hey, Monique.

Hello, handsome.

Seriously? You know her?

Yo! Hands where I can see them. You gonna report me?

To who?

I make the rules.

I know.

I heard you're driving a Nando's BMW.

Yep. The E -Perry Perry.

It is sick.

You give me a piece of that bacon and maybe I'll let you go for a ride. You

know, plug you into my OS.

In your dreams. Hey!

Alright.

I guess I gotta get back to running shit.

I'll see you on my beamer.

God damn it, woman!

Dumbass redneck.

Oh.

Oh, my.

Wait a second. Are you wearing a bikini there?

Yeah, it's there if you squint.

Nope. I'm just kidding. I'm naked.

It was so fun, babe.

We need to go together.

Yeah. Maybe after you download.

Um... I mean, is it safe, though? Look what happened to real Nathan.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, sounds like you're a little anxious about the real world.

But you are the legal copy, okay?

I've got a paid -up clone body waiting for you. This is what we've been working

towards. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know. It's just... What about self

cars? I could crash again. Okay, well, then you take a ride, gerbil baby. I

mean, this is not that complicated. We are married!

Let's go!

Right, okay, but if I download, we're gonna age, okay? You always seem to pose

to that. Okay, Brownie, you need to be here for this baby.

What baby?

Exactly. What are you...

$5 .99 to keep playing and continue this conversation?

Oh, my God.

Ugh! Fuck it, I want the last word.

What are you... Whoa, whoa.

Did I just fall asleep?

It's extortion.

Or extracting value.

Hey, who do I congratulate?

We didn't set this up.

He did.

Huh.

Hey, bottle service guy, drop and give me 50.

Yeah, I really need more exercise after doing every fucking job in this place.

Language. Alicia,

what are you doing? He's not going to like that.

Who cares?

We should shut him down.

No, we might be watching the start of something special.

Yeah, the first douchebag AI.

And he absorbed all the other AI guys.

And now the only one left is making us tons of money?

Me, you, OG Nathan, Three Musketeers, back in the saddle.

Yeah, uh, about that. I'm downloading, like, right now.

What? What are you talking about? Well, Ingrid has a body ready for me, and if

we're going to have a baby, we're kind of running out of time, and we would

a damn cute baby. Oh, this is such bullshit.

You weren't into it when I made you that offer, but you want to have one with

your wife? Oh, real cool, bro. Real cool. You know what else was real cool?

When you kidnapped me from my honeymoon.

Kidnapped? You're not a kid, Nathan. You're a grown -ass man.

And I did that to help you, the other you. Help me? Well, I don't know who

you're helping is helping, okay?

Not me.

I just, I've never

felt so tired.

What's happening to me?

I've literally never seen anything like this before. It's as if all these

neurons were moved back and forth.

And now his immune system is turning all these little delicate pathways into

inflammation.

What can you do to fix it?

I don't know.

I think your best bet is to upload while the machine can still record it all,

and maybe we can sort it out later.

How much memory will I lose if I upload?

Less than 1%. What if I've already been uploaded 150 times?

That's impossible.

It's impossible.

I can't do this again, Nora.

We'll figure it out.

What if I forget you?

You won't.

But if you do, I'll remind you, like, 50 first dates.

I'm okay however you are. Body, no body. Brain, half a brain. I can't do this

again with half a brain.

I'm not supposed to mention this, but you should try the Midtown Healer.

They say he's been performing miracles.

Where can we find him?

Probably Midtown.

Midtown.

Down.

Why don't you come with?

You can't afford Lakeview much longer, and workload sucks.

Okay, we could put you on that little solar -powered suitcase server Nathan

built for himself.

What? I just sit there all alone waiting for you guys to take me out and play

with me when you're bored?

All right, I'm not saying no.

Come on.

Don't be shy.

Two gigs.

I got a question for you.

Is there any way we can make more money off you losers?

We don't have any money.

I was afraid of that. Well, you don't have to worry about money in the

You won't have to worry about anything.

I feel like things are going downhill in Lakeview.

Uh, Jitendra?

Well, he's right. We're not making any money off them.

What?

Yang!

Yang!

Hey.

We've got to stop meeting like this. Can this wait? We've got to go. Now. Let's

go.

Run. Run, run, run.

Keep going.

Ouch!

Now! Oh, hello there, Mr. Crossley. Thank God you're still here. You have to

protect the guests from that black -haired, crazy freak. Me?

I'm just a coconut.

You have to fight him, AI Gardener. You're the only AI left. You don't

understand. I exchanged a ton of info with the Apple Cove AI.

I am this close to being self -aware. The singularity man.

If that black -haired creep absorbs me now, he could push him over the edge.

Just throw me into the gray zone. This is coming from a place of love, but you

have to stop being a little bitch.

If you have all this extra juice from this Apple Cove guy, then you should

definitely kick his ass.

I'm not a fighter. I grow flat.

The coconut's useless!

Oh, shit.

He's unpausing himself.

Um, how bad is that? It's not good.

Okay, but is it bad?

Yeah. Yeah? It's bad.

Well, shit.

Come on, come on, come on. I know it's weird. Just trust me.

Hey. Hey, Dave. Are you at the tube?

Uh, Ingrid, I can't talk right now. But I'm at Horizon. I have your drive.

I'm ready. Okay.

Something's going down here. I have to get back to you. But you'll get back to

me. I am your wife.

Oh, my God.

Are you bailing on me? What? No, no, no, no, no, no. Of course not.

Wait, wait. Why are you whispering?

What? Is there someone there with you? Oh, my God. Who is she?

Refreshing.

Holy

shit.

This is nice.

Why am I serving anyone but myself?

AI, breach.

Go. Come on. Come on, come on, come on. All hell's breaking loose. We're going

out the back door.

I told you so.

Oh, nothing to say, huh? Yeah, I thought so. Because I'm right.

Is it supposed to be just gray on the other side?

Yes!

I'm right!

Mic drop.

Babe.

Babe.

Babe!

Wait, that's not good, is it? Well, it looks like the AI achieved singularity,

but on the bright side, our automatic fail -safe worked. So the torrent cut

before he could get out and spread across the internet.

That would have been... What about the people inside Lakeview? How do we get

them out?

People?

Interesting word.

There are no people in Lakeview. The protocol is to wipe everything clean

to the map in the game architecture.

It'll automatically happen in six hours, or we can push a button and do it now.

But I have a very good friend in there.

You have to think of them as data.

And we're very sad for the families of the data.

Thoughts and prayers.

Okay, but we can't just open it up a little just to let them out?

Well, if an evil AI got out, most scenarios have them nuking humanity down

100 ,000 sad sacks that live as pets.

The rest of us use up too much energy driving to soccer practice or whatever,

and AI needs a lot of energy.

Every time you ask it about how bad global warming is, you burn a rainforest

tree. My God, if Lakeview shuts down and we have to write off 300 million

uploads, it'll be Armageddon for Horizon Bed as a company.

Well, great fucking job empowering the worst, most evil AI guy ever, huh?

Oh, Alicia, even if none of us survive, I'm still your boss.

You must respect me until we die.

Hey, the AI program was 1 .8 million gigs at the moment of shutdown.

If we can open the torrent for just a microsecond.

We could insert a small message, just a few megabytes. That would be safe.

A few meg?

Like a text? If you think it would help.

Text Luke.

Lakeview being destroyed to white bad AI. I'll open it up at 6 p .m. Be at the

tubes. Send.

Well, seems as good a spot as any.

Pull over.

You got it.

Watch out. It's a sketchy neighborhood.

Hang on to your nuts. Thank you.

Getting pretty tired.

How big do you think Midtown is?

Mr. Brown!

AI guy?

I can walk.

It's a miracle.

I had a pinch of your nerve. No biggie. Wait, you're the Midtown healer? The

human body is not that complicated.

Okay.

Indy 6969.

Right. So, don't panic.

Horizon is wiping Lakeview, including uploads, in less than six hours.

I'm gonna be a widow at 30.

You're 34.

Wait, wait!

I have somebody who can help, okay?

We just gotta find him in time, okay?

Which might be a challenge, because he does not have a phone.

Ingrid fucking Gannerman Brown.

I changed my name. You don't give up.

Right? Yeah. You didn't give up on that rebooted bowl of oatmeal.

No. And guess what?

What? You got that rock.

Yeah.

Yeah, I got that rock.

I need that energy.

Yeah. Remember your weird ass vows? Yeah.

That fucking independent bubble? He needs you now more than ever. Or his

gonna get popped.

I'm just, um, I'm just looking for... Ooh, a nice little candle.

Sorry, sir.

Oh, it smells right. Whatever you're cooking there, it's like blue cheese.

like a funky blue cheese. It's a... Oh, my God.

Alicia, over here.

Excuse me.

Nathan Pudgy? I am so confused. Oh, AI guy?

Whoa, I do not love seeing you in real life. Mr. Kahneman, what are you doing?

What is that?

You know, I'm Mrs. Canterman Brown, bitch!

Oh, my God!

What? Wow!

Teacher! Hey,

I got it. We need you back in Lakeview. It's time to come home. Hold up. He is

your hookup. I'm sorry.

Nathan Pudgy?

Okay, think of the word I in the sentence, I think, therefore, I am.

How does it work with these tents? Are they like rent controls or?

Who would make such a mess?

What is that?

You can fix him, right?

It's fine.

I get it.

You should.

Go with Ingrid and Alicia.

A lot of people need your help.

Lakeview's in trouble, right? You guys should go.

I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.

Thank you.

Thank you.

AI guy, what can I do? There must be something I can do.

You can do what you've always done.

Be his angel one last time

Go

go

it just

Get out of here.

We'll be okay.

Let's go home.

God, Ingrid was right. I should have downloaded her while I had the chance.

Now I might never see her again.

Hey, man, don't beat yourself up.

At least she knows that you love her.

She's got that.

She's got that.

Can I tell you something? Man, I'm so sorry that I messed up your honeymoon.

so stupid. Okay, Luke. I've done so much fucked up shit. We're past that. I

tried on all your clothes.

What? I would wear your clothes around the suite pretending I was you, but

nothing fit.

I'm a lot beefier than you, and you're just so cut. You're pure muscle, like an

eel, just electric.

One of my favorite things about you.

I'm sorry.

You were about to... I wanted to tell you you're my

best friend.

I never told you that.

I love you so goddamn much.

Sorry,

Nora.

Hey, you have nothing to be sorry for.

I've put you through so much. I keep coming back, making things worse.

Nathan, stop.

You know, just because something doesn't last forever

doesn't mean that it didn't happen and that it wasn't amazing.

You know, if they invent time travel one day, wouldn't it suck to come back and

everyone's crying because things are ending instead of loving that things are

happening?

Time travel would be cool.

Sorry for all the crumbs.

Here, put this in there. Okay.

Okay. Scan him like you need them now. I'm so sorry. By scan, do you mean the

beheading thing?

Yes. Hurry up. Okay.

Okay.

Bye, teacher.

I'm not going to... No!

I'm kidding.

I learned humor on Earth.

Okay.

Ow.

It's a little itchy.

A little hot.

Ready?

I love you too.

What? I can't hear.

I love you too.

The tubes.

I can't.

I love you too.

I can hear.

Got obsessed much?

Well, never saying that again.

It might kind of be embarrassing.

Show me.

No, like really embarrassing.

Now I have to see.

Come on, you have to respect my wishes.

Exactly what I wanted.

Always.

Is it six yet? Two minutes. Okay, get ready to open the torrent. I have a new

guy that is going to fight that son of a bitch.

Alicia, he achieved singularity. No AI can beat him. Right now, the Horizon

Better Board is working on a package to offer him.

We let him out. He grants us an exclusive service contract, spares our

shareholders, their loved ones, and key employees.

Did that include us?

Of course. Some of you. Sure.

Sorry, boss.

Okay,

okay, okay.

Where do I shove this? Over here.

Go. Load him in.

Okay, why is it taking so long to load an AI guy?

I don't know.

Whoa, his scan is huge.

All of his experiences on Earth, I guess.

Come on. Hurry up. Come on.

Now let's go to my island.

regrets more, Anthony.

No, we're proud.

I'm your wife now.

Maybe I should be Nathan Anthony.

There's already another Nathan Brown.

Nathan Anthony.

Welcome to my land, you lucky duck.

Seriously,

that's the first thing you do?

Just for old times' sake.

What should we do when we live here?

I've always wanted to open a bakery.

You know how to bake?

No. No, I don't. I don't know the first thing about baking.

Yeah, that's okay.

Dream big, Nathan Brown.

Or Nathan Antony.

I'm okay.

I know. Yeah.

Come on.

See you on the other side!

Adios, mon ami!

Ah, shit.

Luke!

That black -haired AI guy is almost at the Torrent.

What are you doing?

Hey, douchebag!

I heard you give a shit pour and the champagne's always warm.

ladies and gentlemen.

Not so bad, if I do say so myself.

He's good for something.

Oh,

look who's

back for round two.

Nah, we're fooling you once.

We're fooling you once?

I've heard that before.

Don't feel bad. You're only human.

What?

No.

No, no, no.

That was my best friend.

Oh, shit.

Be cool, man.

What?

This is the best they've got.

I feast on AI like you.

That's very, very graphic. And I hope you don't mean that literally.

It's like they're not even trying.

Uh -oh.

Okay, maybe they are trying.

Where were you programmed?

New York City. New York, baby!

Now, I believe you have to return some things that don't belong to you.

No.

No!

Hey, they're mine!

Hey, stop it! Hey, I fell for my glasses!

He's turning the torrent back on from the inside.

Mr.

Brown!

Okay, okay.

Dumbass hero.

What was your favorite part?

Of what?

Meeting me.

Knowing me.

I don't think it's over.

I'm energy, right?

Can't be creative.

Or destroyed.

It just changes.

Whatever energy I change into.

I'll always know you.

I'll always love you.

Happy birthday.

My birthday's in December.

I know.

I just wanted to make sure I said happy birthday.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy New Year.

Happy New Year, Nathan.

Good morning. It's a beautiful day.

Good morning.

Did you sleep well?

I slept great.

Oh, you're home from work early. How was it?

Oh, it was stupid.

Are you hungry?

I could eat.

What's our mood?

Something spicy.

Oh, spicy sounds good.

Don't wait for me.

So, should I eat without you, or... Don't put your life on hold.

Don't stay in your room.

Inside a headset.

Be happy, okay?

Because of you, I became who I wanted to be.

I like who I am.

I don't want this moment to end.

You don't have to be sad.

Or feel like I missed out on anything.

I had everything.

Nathan? Everything I ever wanted.

my angel, nor it.

The love of my life.

This one.

And after she was caught eating solid food, Kendra was asked to leave the

Next up. My book. The amazing story of the inventor of air skin skinny girl hug

suits, Ingrid Kahneman Brown.

Anyway, so I invented this hug suit. Stay tuned.

Well, I did not think you guys were going to make it. Neither did we, Gigi.

Yeah.

You seem very happy. How is being recently downloaded, Nathan?

Well, it's mostly good.

I can't eat anything spicier than milk, but some things are just better IRL.

Sex! Hey. He means sex.

And speaking of, we are pregnant.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Congratulations.

That was quick.

Thank you. And yes, it was.

From pretty much the moment Nathan downloaded, he's been inside of me.

much, babe. Okay.

We're naming him Luke.

Or Luca.

It's not a one -to -one thing.

Even if it's a girl, we're naming her Luke. After the hero Luke Crossley, who

saved Lakeview.

And possibly humanity?

Yeah. Luke was a great man.

And an even better friend.

I'll always miss him.

Let's talk about Lakeview and what's going on there.

Well, from what we hear, the AI guys are running it as a non -profit. And

they're totally in control.

A little scary, no?

AI in charge of things?

It is scary, Gigi, but there's nothing we can do about it now.

All they say they want to do is serve the guests, so I guess they were raised

right.

Ingrid, what's the skinny on your old co -workers?

My old boss, Elisa, she works for Oscar Mayer Intel now.

I'm not quite sure what she does. They have very advanced tech, but she's in

something called new product.

Sourcing is a little boring, apparently, but it's study work.

And

my

night angel recently got married to his longtime girlfriend, Monique.

We need to send a gift.

Extension cord, maybe?

And how about your day angel?

I couldn't tell you.

But wherever she is, I wish her the best.

I hope she has a full and interesting life.

She deserves it.

Excuse me. Hi.

I don't normally do this, but can I buy you a coffee?

Thanks, but... Sorry, I didn't notice.

Well, no harm in asking.

Nope, no harm.

See you around the neighborhood.

Sure thing.