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¶ Baby your smile's forever in the
mind ¶ ¶ I'm thinkin' about how people

the mind ¶ ¶ I'm thinkin' about how
people fall in love in a serious way ¶

¶ I'm thinkin' about how people fall in love
in a serious way ¶ ¶ baby it's all fine ¶

fall in love in a serious way ¶ ¶ baby it's
all fine ¶ ¶ I just keep making the same

¶ baby it's all fine ¶ ¶ I just
keep making the same mistakes ¶

¶ I just keep making the same
mistakes ¶ ¶ hoping that you'll

mistakes ¶ ¶ hoping that
you'll ¶ take me now ¶

¶ hoping that you'll ¶ take me
now ¶ ¶ take me into your lovin'

¶ take me now ¶ ¶ take me
into your lovin' arms ¶

¶ take me into your lovin' arms ¶
¶ kiss me under the light of a

arms ¶ ¶ kiss me under the light
of a thousand stars oh darling ¶

¶ kiss me under the light of a thousand stars
oh darling ¶ ¶ thinkin' how baby we found

thousand stars oh darling ¶ ¶
thinkin' how baby we found love ¶

¶ thinkin' how baby we found
love ¶ ¶ where we are ¶

love ¶ ¶ where we are ¶ ¶ baby
we found love right where

¶ where we are ¶ ¶ baby we found
love right where we are ¶

¶ baby we found love right where we
are ¶ ¶ we found love right where we

we are ¶ ¶ we found love
right where we are ¶¶

¶ we found love right
where we are ¶¶ >> woo!

Are ¶¶ >> woo! >>
Thank you very much.

Woo! >> Thank you very much.
I've got a couple more songs.

Thank you very much. I've got a
couple more songs. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I've got a couple more songs.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Friend.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Friend.
This open mic is a one-song Max.

Friend. This open mic is a one-song Max.
No, no, no.

This open mic is a one-song Max.
No, no, no. No, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no.
Watch your step.

No, no, no. >> Watch your step.
It's okay.

Watch your step. It's okay.
Hey, you have potential.

It's okay. Hey, you have potential.
Wouldn't quit your day job yet.

Hey, you have potential. Wouldn't quit your
day job yet. By curiosity what is your day

wouldn't quit your day job yet. By
curiosity what is your day job?

By curiosity what is your day job?
I sing.

Job? >> I sing. >> Really?

I sing. >> Really? I'm a
cool college professor all

really? I'm a cool college professor
all the cool kids invite to their

I'm a cool college professor all the
cool kids invite to their parties.

The cool kids invite to their parties.
We both said our dreams outloud.

Parties. We both said our dreams outloud.
Does he have a sister?

We both said our dreams outloud. >> Does he
have a sister? >> What is wrong with you?

Does he have a sister? >> What is wrong
with you? Why did you kick out ed sheeran?

What is wrong with you? Why did you
kick out ed sheeran? >> That was him?

Why did you kick out ed sheeran? >> That
was him? >> Of course it was ed sheeran!

That was him? >> Of course it was ed
sheeran! Why do you think Candace is in

of course it was ed sheeran! Why
do you think Candace is in shock!

Why do you think Candace is in shock!
This is ed sheeran's napkin.

Shock! >> This is ed sheeran's napkin.
Even his napkin is soulful and

this is ed sheeran's napkin. Even
his napkin is soulful and comforting.

Even his napkin is soulful and comforting.
And like him, very, very,

comforting. >> And like
him, very, very, white.

And like him, very, very, white.
Guys, he's probably in town

white. >> Guys, he's probably in
town for the spirit of Detroit music

guys, he's probably in town for the
spirit of Detroit music festival.

For the spirit of Detroit
music festival. >> Yep.

Festival. >> Yep. And
he's just tweeted this to

yep. And he's just tweeted
this to his 13 million followers.

And he's just tweeted this to his 13 million
followers. "If you see this raw rude bar"

his 13 million followers. "If you see this
raw rude bar owner, give him a smack from"

"if you see this raw rude bar
owner, give him a smack from me."

"Owner, give him a smack
from me." >> Sorry.

"Me." >> Sorry. I'm an ed-head.

Sorry. I'm an ed-head.
I do what I'm told.

I'm an ed-head. I do what I'm told.
Hey.

I do what I'm told. >> Hey.
Is this mic still open?

Hey. Is this mic still open?
Yeah, man.

Is this mic still open? >> Yeah, man.
Just play something to cheer me

yeah, man. Just play
something to cheer me up.

Just play something to cheer me up.
Make me feel like a winner.

Up. Make me feel like a winner.
A winner?

Make me feel like a winner. >> A winner?
He pea a guitarist.

A winner? He pea a guitarist.
Not a wizard.

He pea a guitarist. Not a wizard.
Yeah.

Not a wizard. >> Yeah. I'm waz.

Yeah. I'm waz. I write
music for TV shows.

I'm waz. I write music for TV shows.
I just actually wrote some stuff

I write music for TV shows. I just
actually wrote some stuff for "CSI cyber."

I just actually wrote some stuff for "CSI
cyber." >> That's the new "CSI that's

for "CSI cyber." >> That's the new
"CSI that's all about technology.

That's the new "CSI that's all about
technology. This computer didn't die."

All about technology. This computer
didn't die. This computer was murdered.

This computer didn't die. This
computer was murdered. >> Hey, waz.

This computer was murdered. >> Hey, waz.
You know what?

Hey, waz. You know what?
I god an idea.

You know what? I god an idea.
Why don't you riff a TV show

I god an idea. Why don't you riff a
TV show theme song and we'll all do

why don't you riff a TV show theme song and
we'll all do cheesy opening credit faces.

Theme song and we'll all do cheesy
opening credit faces. You guys in?

Cheesy opening credit faces.
You guys in? ¶¶

you guys in? ¶¶ ¶¶

¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶

¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶

¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶

¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶

¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶

¶¶ ¶¶ >> oh, man.

¶¶ >> Oh, man. Justin's
still upset about his

oh, man. Justin's still upset
about his ex getting plaerd.

Justin's still upset about his ex
getting plaerd. It's so boring.

Ex getting plaerd. It's so boring.
Oh, give him a break.

It's so boring. >> Oh, give him a break.
Nikki was the first girl he ever

oh, give him a break. Nikki was the first
girl he ever loved and she's marrying a guy

Nikki was the first girl he ever loved and she's
marrying a guy this weekend may more successful

loved and she's marrying a guy this
weekend may more successful sorry.

This weekend may more successful sorry.
I'm fine.

Sorry. >> I'm fine. I
know she's your friend.

I'm fine. I know she's your friend.
You can all go to the wedding.

I know she's your friend. You can all go
to the wedding. >> Oh, I'm not going.

You can all go to the wedding. >>
Oh, I'm not going. Until Saturday.

Oh, I'm not going. Until Saturday.
Anyway, to make him feel better,

until Saturday. Anyway, to make him feel
better, we all stayed at home last night

anyway, to make him feel better, we all stayed
at home last night and watched "scandal."

We all stayed at home last night and watched
"scandal." >> Oh, are you a huge fan of

and watched "scandal." >> Oh, are
you a huge fan of that show?

Oh, are you a huge fan of that show?
Say it's oxygen.

That show? >> Say it's oxygen.
I need skin.

Say it's oxygen. I need skin.
Unfortunately, the whole time

I need skin. >> Unfortunately, the whole
time Justin was trying to convince me

unfortunately, the whole time Justin was trying
to convince me that Scott foley was better

Justin was trying to convince me that
Scott foley was better looking than me.

That Scott foley was better looking
than me. >> How did that come up?

Looking than me. >> How did that come up?
Well, the episode ended.

How did that come up? >> Well, the episode
ended. Then I said quarterback the I'm

well, the episode ended. Then I said quarterback
the I'm so much better looking than

then I said quarterback the I'm so much better
looking than Scott foley, let's discuss

"so much better looking than Scott
foley, let's discuss this."

Scott foley, let's discuss this."
Coincidentally, Scott foley

"this." >> Coincidentally, Scott
foley visited my dreams last night.

Coincidentally, Scott foley visited
my dreams last night. >> Oh, spicy!

Visited my dreams last night. >> Oh, spicy!
Think he'll be back tonight?

Oh, spicy! Think he'll
be back tonight? >> No, no.

Think he'll be back tonight?
No, no. He's exhausted.

No, no. He's exhausted.
Face it, Danny.

He's exhausted. >> Face it, Danny.
Scott foley's a genetic

face it, Danny. Scott
foley's a genetic masterpiece.

Scott foley's a genetic masterpiece.
I never seen eyes dazzle like

masterpiece. I never seen
eyes dazzle like his.

I never seen eyes dazzle like his.
This coming from an eyes with

his. This coming from an eyes with
eyes so blue, my eyes can touch

this coming from an eyes with eyes
so blue, my eyes can touch the sky.

Eyes so blue, my eyes can touch the sky.
Probably wouldn't know anything

the sky. Probably wouldn't know anything
about eyes like that, with those

probably wouldn't know anything about eyes
like that, with those brown mud buckets.

About eyes like that, with those brown mud
buckets. >> Like I told you the day you

brown mud buckets. >> Like I told you
the day you moved in, these are tootsie

like I told you the day you
moved in, these are tootsie rolls.

Moved in, these are tootsie rolls.
End of conversation.

Rolls. End of conversation. No!

End of conversation. >> No! Ugh!

No! Ugh! You know, I
have like an hour to

ugh! You know, I have like an hour
to kill and that was the most

you know, I have like an hour to kill and
that was the most insane eavesdropping ever.

Kill and that was the most insane eavesdropping
ever. >> I guess we could continue

insane eavesdropping ever. >> I guess we could
continue arguing near the pret it I lady.

I guess we could continue arguing near the pret
it I lady. >> I'm sick of getting judged by

arguing near the pret it I lady. >> I'm sick of
getting judged by my appearance from some guy that.

I'm sick of getting judged by my appearance
from some guy that looks like Greg kinnear in

my appearance from some guy that looks
like Greg kinnear in middle school.

Looks like Greg kinnear in middle school.
You look like Hugh Jackman's

middle school. >> You look like Hugh
Jackman's tired, holder brother.

You look like Hugh Jackman's
tired, holder brother. >> Oh, yeah?

Tired, holder brother. >> Oh, yeah?
You put on a lot of weight since

oh, yeah? You put on a lot of
weight since we started shooting.

You put on a lot of weight since
we started shooting. >> I want in.

We started shooting. >> I want in.
Who do I look like?

I want in. Who do I look like?
Hey, when did Jeff goldblum

who do I look like? >> Hey, when did Jeff
goldblum and David schwimmer have a baby?

Hey, when did Jeff goldblum and David schwimmer
have a baby? >> I have to make a quick phone

and David schwimmer have a baby? >> I have to make
a quick phone call, but will you two be here.

I have to make a quick phone call, but
will you two be here when I get back?

Call, but will you two be here
when I get back? >> Yeah.

When I get back? >> Yeah. Yep.

Yeah. >> Yep. >> Cool.

Yep. >> Cool. >> Cool.

Cool. >> Cool. >> Ha-ha-ha.

Cool. >> Ha-ha-ha.
I saw her first!

Ha-ha-ha. I saw her first!
No, you didn't!

I saw her first! >> No, you didn't!
Yes, I did!

No, you didn't! >> Yes, I did!
Get out of my head!

Yes, I did! >> Get out of my head!
It's easy.

Get out of my head! >> It's easy.
I'm gonna trick you by stopping

it's easy. I'm gonna trick you by
stopping in the middle of a... sentence.

I'm gonna trick you by stopping in
the middle of a... sentence. Panda!

In the middle of a... sentence.
Panda! Panda!

Panda! Panda! Panda!

Panda! Panda! ¶¶

panda! ¶¶ >>> I brought
my keyboard in.

¶¶ >>> I brought my keyboard in.
Yeah, but what did we do to.

I brought my keyboard in. >>
Yeah, but what did we do to you?

Yeah, but what did we do to you?
A dollar.

You? >> A dollar. People
in Detroit are terrible

a dollar. People in Detroit
are terrible tippers.

People in Detroit are terrible tippers.
Sweetie, it might not be

tippers. >> Sweetie, it
might not be Detroit.

Sweetie, it might not be Detroit.
You can be a little bit snarky.

Detroit. You can be a little bit snarky.
He doesn't know that word.

You can be a little bit snarky. >> He doesn't
know that word. Snarky is American for

he doesn't know that word. Snarky
is American for smart-mouth bitch.

Snarky is American for smart-mouth bitch.
He was a bitch to us, too,

smart-mouth bitch. >> He was
a bitch to us, too, shell.

He was a bitch to us, too, shell.
Why you hating on my friends,

shell. >> Why you hating
on my friends, Brett?

Why you hating on my friends, Brett?
These guys work at the

Brett? These guys work at the
retirement home with me.

These guys work at the retirement home
with me. They just trying to destress.

Retirement home with me. They just trying
to destress. >> Destress from what?

They just trying to destress. >> Destress
from what? What kind of trouble can kindly

destress from what? What kind of trouble
can kindly old grandparents get into?

What kind of trouble can kindly old grandparents
get into? >> Everyone is banging everyone.

Old grandparents get into? >> Everyone is
banging everyone. When you walk in on two old

everyone is banging everyone. When you walk
in on two old people having sex in the rek

when you walk in on two old people having sex
in the rek room, it is like when you make

people having sex in the rek room, it is like
when you make eye contact with a dog that's

room, it is like when you make eye
contact with a dog that's poopg.

Eye contact with a dog that's poopg.
They just kind of stare at you

poopg. They just kind of stare
at you while they finish their

they just kind of stare at you
while they finish their business.

While they finish their business.
Sometimes they ask us to join

business. >> Sometimes
they ask us to join in.

Sometimes they ask us to join in.
That's disgusting.

In. >> That's disgusting.
Do you ever do it?

That's disgusting. >> Do you ever do it?
How sick!

Do you ever do it? >> How sick!
There have been seven times.

How sick! >> There have been seven
times. >> We brought some of them out.

There have been seven times. >> We
brought some of them out. See Mrs. bosma?

We brought some of them out. See Mrs.
Bosma? She'll get freaky with anybody.

See Mrs. bosma? She'll get freaky
with anybody. Male, female.

She'll get freaky with anybody.
Male, female. She don't care.

Male, female. She don't care. Mrs.
Bosma, what's that thing

she don't care. Mrs. bosma,
what's that thing you always say?

Mrs. bosma, what's that thing
you always say? >> Ass is ass.

You always say? >> Ass is ass.
See, Brett?

Ass is ass. See, Brett? You
know you'd get more tips if

see, Brett? You know you'd get
more tips if you were nicer.

You know you'd get more tips if
you were nicer. >> Oh, shut up.

You were nicer. >> Oh, shut up.
Like you can do any better.

Oh, shut up. Like you can do any better.
I'll get behind that bar and

like you can do any better. >> I'll get behind
that bar and we'll see whoever gets the most.

I'll get behind that bar and we'll see whoever
gets the most tips at the end of the night is

we'll see whoever gets the most tips
at the end of the night is the winner.

Tips at the end of the night is the winner.
What was the name of the

the winner. >> What was the name of
the greatest cheerleader movie ever

what was the name of the greatest
cheerleader movie ever made?

Greatest cheerleader movie ever made?
Oh, yeah, that's it... bring it

made? Oh, yeah, that's
it... bring it on!

Oh, yeah, that's it... bring it on!
No matter how this ends,

on! >> No matter how this ends,
we're watching that movie later.

No matter how this ends, we're
watching that movie later. >> Okay.

We're watching that movie later.
Okay. Kiss his ass, shel.

Okay. Kiss his ass, shel. Okay?

Kiss his ass, shel. Okay? Hey!

Okay? Hey! That's for ed.

Hey! That's for ed. That
tattoo of ginger has got me

that's for ed. That tattoo of ginger
has got me through some tough times.

That tattoo of ginger has got me through
some tough times. >> So, you from here?

Through some tough times. >>
So, you from here? >> No.

So, you from here? >> No.
I'm just in town for the music

no. I'm just in town
for the music festival.

I'm just in town for the music festival.
I'm back-up singer.

Festival. I'm back-up singer.
So lots of... or mash the

I'm back-up singer. So lots of
or mash the occasional...

So lots of... or mash the occasional
yeah, yeah, yeah... no, no,

occasional... >> yeah, yeah,
yeah... no, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah... no, no, no, no, no.
¶ no no no ¶

no, no, no. ¶ No no no ¶ ¶
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ¶

¶ no no no ¶ ¶ yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah ¶ ¶ no no no no no ¶

¶ yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ¶ ¶ no no no
no no ¶ ¶ yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ¶¶

¶ no no no no no ¶ ¶ yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah ¶¶ that's how I sing.

¶ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ¶¶ that's how
I sing. >> Hey, can you do me a favor?

That's how I sing. >> Hey, can you do
me a favor? Wake Candace up for work?

Hey, can you do me a favor? Wake Candace
up for work? >> I can do this alone.

Wake Candace up for work? >> I can do
this alone. >> Yeah, you never know.

I can do this alone. >> Yeah, you
never know. Could turn into a threesome.

Yeah, you never know. Could turn into a
threesome. >> Oh, they don't mean you, miss

could turn into a threesome. >> Oh,
they don't mean you, miss bosma.

Oh, they don't mean you, miss bosma.
Sit your ass back.

Bosma. Sit your ass back.
Bae, you don't have a

sit your ass back. >> Bae, you don't
have a full-length mirror in here?

Bae, you don't have a
full-length mirror in here? >> No.

Full-length mirror in here? >> No.
Candace, you up?

No. >> Candace, you up? Wait.

Candace, you up? >> Wait.
My friends can't know that you

wait. My friends can't
know that you slept here.

My friends can't know that you slept here.
They hate you.

Slept here. They hate you. >>
Yeah, what's up with that?

They hate you. >> Yeah, what's up
with that? I'm Trent, end of story.

Yeah, what's up with that? I'm Trent,
end of story. >> You know what, Trent?

I'm Trent, end of story. >> You know what,
Trent? Maybe it is because we dated you

you know what, Trent? Maybe it is because we
dated you treated me badly until I had no

maybe it is because we dated you treated
me badly until I had no self-esteem back.

Treated me badly until I had no
self-esteem back. >> Oh, yeah.

Self-esteem back. >> Oh, yeah.
Right.

Oh, yeah. Right. We cool?

Right. We cool? >> She says no.

We cool? >> She says no.
Oh, Trent.

She says no. Oh, Trent. >>
Here's your shirt back, bae.

Oh, Trent. >> Here's your shirt back, bae.
Okay, I get it.

Here's your shirt back, bae.
Okay, I get it. >> Yeah.

Okay, I get it. >> Yeah.
Everyone.

Yeah. Everyone.
Everyone gets it.

Everyone. Everyone gets it.
He just came over late and

everyone gets it. >> He just came
over late and needed a place to cash.

He just came over late and needed
a place to cash. Nothing happened.

Needed a place to cash. Nothing happened.
I tried, but my game was just

nothing happened. >> I tried,
but my game was just too weak!

I tried, but my game was just too weak!
Hey, Candace, I thought I

too weak! >> Hey, Candace, I thought
I taught you how to deal with

hey, Candace, I thought I taught you how
to deal with tough situations like this.

Taught you how to deal with tough situations
like this. >> Leslie, I'm too small to

tough situations like this. >> Leslie, I'm too
small to drink three bottles of wine and.

Leslie, I'm too small to drink three bottles
of wine and >> it's okay, I can be strong

drink three bottles of wine and >>
it's okay, I can be strong for you.

It's okay, I can be strong for you.
Trent, get the hell out of here.

For you. Trent, get the
hell out of here. Slower.

Trent, get the hell out of here.
Slower. Wait!

Slower. Wait! Okay, I'm done.

Wait! Okay, I'm done. >>
What's up with that guy?

Okay, I'm done. >> What's
up with that guy? ¶¶

what's up with that guy? ¶¶
so, can I get you two lovely

¶¶ >> so, can I get you two
lovely ladies a drink?

So, can I get you two lovely ladies
a drink? >> No, piss off, we want the

ladies a drink? >> No, piss off,
we want the black winnie the pooh.

No, piss off, we want the black
winnie the pooh. >> Hello, ladies.

Black winnie the pooh. >> Hello, ladies.
Hello.

Hello, ladies. >> Hello.
Let's make a bet.

Hello. Let's make a bet.
If you can guess my name, we

let's make a bet. If you can guess my
name, we have to take you home and have

if you can guess my name, we have to take you
home and have sexy time with you all night

have to take you home and have
sexy time with you all night long.

Sexy time with you all night long.
What if I cannot guess your

long. >> What if I
cannot guess your name?

What if I cannot guess your name?
It's alley.

Name? >> It's alley. >>
Then I'm gonna guess Allie.

It's alley. >> Then I'm gonna
guess Allie. >> Now look.

Then I'm gonna guess Allie. >> Now look.
I'm going to tip you, but I want

now look. I'm going to tip you, but
I want to tuck you in your knickers.

I'm going to tip you, but I want to tuck you
in your knickers. >> And I am okay with that.

To tuck you in your knickers. >> And I am okay
with that. >> I wrote our number on there.

And I am okay with that. >> I wrote
our number on there. Don't smudge it.

I wrote our number on there.
Don't smudge it. >> Brett.

Don't smudge it. >> Brett.
For ed.

Brett. For ed. >> I
have to head out for

for ed. >> I have to
head out for rehearsal.

I have to head out for rehearsal.
I'll come back tonight and hang.

Rehearsal. I'll come back tonight and hang.
I've got a rough couple of

I'll come back tonight and hang. >> I've got a
rough couple of days so I just want to let you.

I've got a rough couple of days so I just want
to let you know it's nice to meet someone

days so I just want to let you know it's nice
to meet someone who could put a smile on my

know it's nice to meet someone who
could put a smile on my face.

Who could put a smile on my face.
Oh, thanks.

Face. >> Oh, thanks.
Nice meeting you guys.

Oh, thanks. Nice meeting you guys.
Hey, the pleasure was all

nice meeting you guys. >> Hey,
the pleasure was all mine.

Hey, the pleasure was all mine.
Not all his.

Mine. >> Not all his.
I was pleasured, too.

Not all his. I was
pleasured, too. ¶¶

I was pleasured, too. ¶¶ >>
I mean I'm not proud that.

¶¶ >> I mean I'm not proud that
I've been hanging out with.

I mean I'm not proud that I've
been hanging out with Trent.

I've been hanging out with Trent.
I know he's not going any

Trent. I know he's not
going any places.

I know he's not going any places.
And yes, sure, he can't

places. And yes, sure, he
can't technically read.

And yes, sure, he can't technically read.
But, there is all just so

technically read. But, there
is all just so embarrassing.

But, there is all just so embarrassing.
Oh, sweetie, you're just back

embarrassing. >> Oh, sweetie,
you're just back sliding.

Oh, sweetie, you're just back sliding.
We've all done it with an ex.

Sliding. We've all done it with an ex.
Before I met my ex I was still

we've all done it with an ex. Before I met my
ex I was still looking up with my ex-husband.

Before I met my ex I was still looking
up with my ex-husband. >> Yeah.

Looking up with my ex-husband. >> Yeah.
And before I met Leslie, I was

yeah. And before I met Leslie,
I was still hooking up with...

And before I met Leslie, I was still
hooking up with... >> nobody cares.

Still hooking up with... >> nobody cares.
It's just so tempting to back

nobody cares. >> It's just so
tempting to back slide with Trent.

It's just so tempting to back
slide with Trent. Does that go away?

Slide with Trent. Does that go away?
Yes.

Does that go away? >> Yes.
Minute you makes someone forget

yes. Minute you makes
someone forget him.

Minute you makes someone forget him.
I back slid with Amy.

Him. >> I back slid with Amy.
She was my first love and the.

I back slid with Amy. She was my
first love and the one that got away.

She was my first love and the one
that got away. I mean literally.

One that got away. I mean literally.
She robbed a bank and they could

I mean literally. She robbed a
bank and they could not catch her.

She robbed a bank and they could not catch
her. >> So, I was thinking about it.

Not catch her. >> So, I was thinking
about it. I think you should ask Amanda

so, I was thinking about it. I
think you should ask Amanda out.

I think you should ask Amanda out.
I'm going to bow out.

Out. I'm going to bow out.
Bud you like her, too.

I'm going to bow out. >> Bud you like her,
too. I can tell, your eyebrow goes up

bud you like her, too. I can tell, your eyebrow
goes up every time I mention her name.

I can tell, your eyebrow goes up every time
I mention her name. >> No, it doesn't.

Every time I mention her name.
No, it doesn't. >> Amanda.

No, it doesn't. >> Amanda.
That eyebrow is about.

Amanda. >> That eyebrow
is about something else.

That eyebrow is about something else.
Amanda.

Something else. >> Amanda..

Amanda. . Amanda.

. Amanda. Amanda.

Amanda. Amanda. Amanda.

Amanda. Amanda. Amanda.

Amanda. Amanda. Amanda.

Amanda. Amanda. Amanda.

Amanda. Amanda. >> Okay, look.

Amanda. >> Okay, look. Just
let me bow out so that you

okay, look. Just let me bow out so
that you have a better chance with her.

Just let me bow out so that you have
a better chance with her. >> Wait.

Have a better chance with her. >> Wait.
Are you saying that there's a

wait. Are you saying that there's
a world that both of us go for her

are you saying that there's a world that both
of us go for her that I don't even stand a

world that both of us go for her
that I don't even stand a chance?

That I don't even stand a chance?
Yeah, I do think that there's

chance? >> Yeah, I do think
that there's a world like that.

Yeah, I do think that there's a
world like that. If it's this world.

A world like that. If it's this world.
If... it's the world.

If it's this world. If... it's the world.
Amanda and I have everything

if... it's the world. >> Amanda
and I have everything in common.

Amanda and I have everything in common.
We're both singers.

In common. We're both singers.
We're both sensitive souls.

We're both singers. We're both sensitive
souls. Both have a hard time with

we're both sensitive souls. Both
have a hard time with dairy.

Both have a hard time with dairy.
It's like we were created for

dairy. It's like we were
created for each other.

It's like we were created for each other.
Careful, Justin.

Each other. >> Careful, Justin. I
always idealize women you just

careful, Justin. I always
idealize women you just met.

I always idealize women you just met.
Who's perfect in every single

met. Who's perfect
in every single way.

Who's perfect in every single way.
Look, let me just bow out for

way. >> Look, let me
just bow out for you.

Look, let me just bow out for you.
Why don't you take yes for an

you. Why don't you take
yes for an answer.

Why don't you take yes for an answer.
I didn't get to be a

answer. >> I didn't get to be a
20-year-old virgin by taking yes.

I didn't get to be a 20-year-old
virgin by taking yes for an answer.

20-year-old virgin by taking yes for an
answer. You don't stand a chance with

for an answer. You don't
stand a chance with Amanda.

You don't stand a chance with Amanda.
She's 22 and you're 130.

Amanda. She's 22 and you're 130.
Face it, you're just scared

she's 22 and you're 130. Face it, you're
just scared because even if you try as hard

face it, you're just scared because even if
you try as hard as you can, she'll still pick

because even if you try as hard
as you can, she'll still pick me.

As you can, she'll still pick me.
Yeah?

Me. >> Yeah? You
want to bet, nerd?

Yeah? You want to bet, nerd?
What do you want to bet?

You want to bet, nerd? >> What do you
want to bet? Want us to shave our head?

What do you want to bet? Want
us to shave our head? >> No.

Want us to shave our head? >> No.
I wanty you are dignity.

No. I wanty you are dignity.
I want your chest hair.

I wanty you are dignity. I
want your chest hair. >> Fine.

I want your chest hair. >> Fine.
If she goes with me you have to

fine. If she goes with me you have
to shave your chest and if she goes

if she goes with me you have to shave your chest
and if she goes with anybody else, I'll shave

shave your chest and if she goes
with anybody else, I'll shave mine.

With anybody else, I'll shave mine.
Not shave.

Mine. >> Not shave.
I want to wax it.

Not shave. I want to wax it.
Right here in this bar.

I want to wax it. Right here in this bar.
Live in front of everyone.

Right here in this bar. Live in
front of everyone. >> It's on then.

Live in front of everyone.
It's on then. It is on.

It's on then. It is on.
I'm going to live tweet that

it is on. I'm going to
live tweet that it's on.

I'm going to live tweet that it's on.
In fact, it's going to do the

it's on. In fact, it's going
to do the "it's on" song.

In fact, it's going to do
the "it's on" song. Waz?

"It's on" song. Waz? Back me up.

Waz? Back me up. ¶¶

back me up. ¶¶ >>
waz, more, please!

¶¶ >> Waz, more, please! ¶¶

waz, more, please! ¶¶
waz, more, please!

¶¶ >> Waz, more, please! ¶¶

waz, more, please!
¶¶ >>> there you go.

¶¶ >>> There you go. >> Okay.

There you go. >> Okay. Hang on.

Okay. Hang on. How come
every time I bring you

hang on. How come every time I bring
you every time he brings you a beer

how come every time I bring you every time
he brings you a beer you give him $5.

Every time he brings you a beer you give
him $5. >> You really want to know?

You give him $5. >> You
really want to know? >> Yeah.

You really want to know? >> Yeah.
How's your day going if.

Yeah. >> How's your day going if.
Fine.

How's your day going if.
Fine. >> Wow.

Fine. >> Wow. I god
bored in the middle of a

wow. I god bored in the
middle of a one-word answer.

I god bored in the middle of a
one-word answer. How was your day?

One-word answer. How was your day?
It was unlike any other.

How was your day? >> It was unlike any
other. Woke up, smoked some weed.

It was unlike any other. Woke
up, smoked some weed. Fed the cat.

Woke up, smoked some weed. Fed the cat.
Freaked out because I didn't own

fed the cat. Freaked out
because I didn't own a cat.

Freaked out because I didn't own a cat.
Realized I just let a raccoon in

a cat. Realized I just let a raccoon
in my place and I just got the hell

realized I just let a raccoon in my place
and I just got the hell out of there.

My place and I just got the hell out
of there. >> That was great stuff.

Out of there. >> That was great stuff.
How about a $5?

That was great stuff. How about a $5?
You ready, plan?

How about a $5? >> You ready, plan?
You loose?

You ready, plan? You loose?
Just got to warm up on my

you loose? >> Just got to warm up on
my flirting before she gets here.

Just got to warm up on my flirting
before she gets here. Watch and learn.

Flirting before she gets here.
Watch and learn. Hey, beautiful.

Watch and learn. Hey, beautiful.
It is like tiny little shinkys.

Hey, beautiful. It is like tiny little
shinkys. Feel like I might push you down

it is like tiny little shinkys. Feel like I might
push you down a flight of stairs, you'd just

feel like I might push you down a flight of
stairs, you'd just keep going, going, going, and

a flight of stairs, you'd just keep
going, going, going, and going.

Keep going, going, going, and going.
Excuse me?

Going. >> Excuse me?
I should go.

Excuse me? >> I should go.
Hey, Candace.

I should go. >> Hey, Candace.
Practice on someone else.

Hey, Candace. Practice on someone else.
Try it on her.

Practice on someone else. Try it on her.
Hey, kitty pop.

Try it on her. >> Hey, kitty pop.
Look.

Hey, kitty pop. Look.
What the hell are you doing?

Look. What the hell are you doing?
Just giving you a taste of

what the hell are you doing? >> Just giving
you a taste of what it's like when you go

just giving you a taste of what it's
like when you go toe-to-toe with Danny.

What it's like when you go toe-to-toe with
Danny. You're in the jungle now, bro.

Toe-to-toe with Danny. You're in the jungle
now, bro. When tw silverback gorillas

you're in the jungle now, bro. When tw silverback
gorillas compete for the same female, one

when tw silverback gorillas compete for the
same female, one will get right in the other's

compete for the same female, one will get
right in the other's face to show dominance.

Will get right in the other's face to show
dominance. >> How long does that last?

Face to show dominance. >> How long does
that last? >> Well, dominant gorilla stays

how long does that last? >> Well, dominant
gorilla stays until he's positive that the

well, dominant gorilla stays until he's
positive that the other Gore ril is a is

until he's positive that the other Gore
ril is a is unimpressive and weak.

Other Gore ril is a is unimpressive
and weak. >> I'm not weak, Danny.

Unimpressive and weak. >> I'm not weak,
Danny. I just don't have any good hick.

I'm not weak, Danny. I just don't
have any good hick pick-up lines.

I just don't have any good hick pick-up
lines. >> You don't need pick-up lines.

Pick-up lines. >> You don't need
pick-up lines. They're cheesy.

You don't need pick-up lines. They're
cheesy. Talk to me, tell me what you

they're cheesy. Talk to me, tell
me what you really like it to do.

Talk to me, tell me what you really
like it to do. >> I don't know.

Really like it to do. >> I don't know.
I guess we could open a bottle.

I don't know. I guess we
could open a bottle of wine.

I guess we could open a bottle of wine.
Watch a movie.

Of wine. Watch a movie.
Cook dinner together.

Watch a movie. Cook dinner together.
I bet you'd look really cute in

cook dinner together. I bet you'd
look really cute in my apron.

I bet you'd look really cute in my apron.
And yes, I own an apron.

My apron. And yes, I own an apron.
I love that you own an apron.

And yes, I own an apron. >> I love that you
own an apron. >> What are we making for.

I love that you own an apron.
What are we making for dessert?

What are we making for dessert?
You guessed right.

Dessert? You guessed right.
That's good conversation.

You guessed right. That's good
conversation. >> Oh, yeah!

That's good conversation. >> Oh, yeah!
I just want someone to be myself

oh, yeah! I just want
someone to be myself with.

I just want someone to be myself with.
You know?

With. You know? And if I
had to choose between

you know? And if I had to choose between
going to some big crazy party or

and if I had to choose between going to some big
crazy party or staying home and watching movies

going to some big crazy party or staying home and
watching movies and eating pizza with you, I'd

staying home and watching movies and eating
pizza with you, I'd choose you every time.

And eating pizza with you, I'd choose you
every time. >> I've been waiting for

choose you every time. >> I've been
waiting for somebody to say that to me.

I've been waiting for somebody to say that
to me. >> I've been waiting for someone

somebody to say that to me. >> I've
been waiting for someone to hear it.

I've been waiting for someone to hear
it. Thanks for pretending, Candace.

To hear it. Thanks for
pretending, Candace. >> What?

Thanks for pretending, Candace.
What? Oh.

What? Oh. Oh, right.

Oh. Oh, right. Acting.

Oh, right. Acting. Yeah.

Acting. Yeah. Thank you.

Yeah. Thank you. >>
You're not thinking about

thank you. >> You're not thinking
about Trent anymore, are you?

You're not thinking about
Trent anymore, are you? >> No.

Trent anymore, are you? >> No.
Just don't tell anyone.

No. Just don't tell anyone.
Okay?

Just don't tell anyone.
Okay? >> Hey, guys.

Okay? >> Hey, guys. >> Oh.

Hey, guys. >> Oh.
Now this is Amanda.

Oh. Now this is Amanda.
And, boy, do I have a

now this is Amanda. And, boy, do I
have a scintillating story about her.

And, boy, do I have a scintillating
story about her. >> Who cares?

Scintillating story about her. >> Who
cares? I just want this guy to do

who cares? I just want this guy
to do another three-second wordless

I just want this guy to do another
three-second wordless song.

Another three-second
wordless song. ¶¶

song. ¶¶ ¶¶

¶¶ ¶¶ >>> I cannot
believe that you.

¶¶ >>> I cannot believe that you
withent to theater camp been.

I cannot believe that you
withent to theater camp been too.

Withent to theater camp been too.
I know.

Too. >> I know. I know.

I know. I know. We
have so much in common.

I know. We have so much in common.
Let me ask you a question.

We have so much in common. Let me ask you
a question. Are you thinking about having

let me ask you a question. Are you thinking
about having kids before you're 25?

Are you thinking about having
kids before you're 25? Mis-take!

Kids before you're 25? Mis-take!
This is a mistake!

Mis-take! This is a mistake!
Oh, sorry.

This is a mistake! Oh, sorry.
It's just a song I heard at the

oh, sorry. It's just a song I
heard at the music festival.

It's just a song I heard at
the music festival. >> Yeah.

Music festival. >> Yeah.
It's by this great new band

yeah. It's by this great new
band called "don't do what you're"

it's by this great new band called
"don't do what you're doing."

Called "don't do what you're
doing." >> It's off their album

doing." >> It's off their album
"seriously, dude, stop."

It's off their album
"seriously, dude, stop." >> Oh.

"Seriously, dude, stop." >> Oh.
Amanda, listen.

Oh. Amanda, listen. I
just wanted to say, look.

Amanda, listen. I just wanted to say, look.
I'm glad you came back.

I just wanted to say, look. I'm
glad you came back. Something.

I'm glad you came back. Something.
I was wondering if maybe you

something. I was wondering if
maybe you want to go on a date.

I was wondering if maybe you want to
go on a date. >> What's he doing?

Want to go on a date. >> What's he doing?
He's dominating me.

What's he doing? >>
He's dominating me. >> Oh.

He's dominating me. >> Oh.
Like a silverback gorilla.

Oh. Like a silverback gorilla.
You can sit with us.

Like a silverback gorilla. You can sit
with us. >> Oh, nah, I should be alone.

You can sit with us. >> Oh, nah, I should
be alone. Something's been really heavily

oh, nah, I should be alone. Something's been
really heavily weighing on my mind, lately.

Something's been really heavily weighing on my
mind, lately. I can't stop thinking about it,

weighing on my mind, lately. I can't
stop thinking about it, actually.

I can't stop thinking about it, actually.
Oh, no.

Actually. >> Oh, no. What is it?

Oh, no. What is it? >> You.

What is it? >> You. >> Oh, lame.

You. >> Oh, lame. So,
what do you guys want to do

oh, lame. So, what do you
guys want to do tonight?

So, what do you guys want to do tonight?
Unfortunately, he has to

tonight? >> Unfortunately,
he has to wroshg.

Unfortunately, he has to wroshg.
I, on the other hand, have

wroshg. I, on the other hand, have
scored two tickets to "age of."

I, on the other hand, have scored two tickets
to "age of you will tron," which is sold

scored two tickets to "age of you will
tron," which is sold out everywhere.

"You will tron," which is sold out
everywhere. But I was wondering if maybe you

out everywhere. But I was wondering if
maybe you want to come see it with me?

But I was wondering if maybe you want to come
see it with me? Actually I already know the

want to come see it with me? Actually
I already know the answer to it.

Actually I already know the answer to it.
I'd love it.

Answer to it. >> I'd love it.
Oh, she'd love to.

I'd love it. >> Oh, she'd love to.
You know what?

Oh, she'd love to. You know what?
Maybe I'll sprinkle some of your

you know what? Maybe I'll sprinkle
some of your chest hair on my popcorn?

Maybe I'll sprinkle some of your chest hair on
my popcorn? >> That's actually really weird.

Chest hair on my popcorn? >> That's actually
really weird. A 22-year-old would rather see

that's actually really weird. A 22-year-old
would rather see the new "avengers" than have

a 22-year-old would rather see the new
"avengers" than have babies with you?

The new "avengers" than have babies
with you? I'm doing satisfy.

Babies with you? I'm doing satisfy.
Ka now.

I'm doing satisfy. Ka now. >>
Is it that painful getting

ka now. >> Is it that
painful getting waxed?

Is it that painful getting waxed?
Have you ever heard a vagina

waxed? >> Have you ever
heard a vagina cry?

Have you ever heard a vagina cry?
I've heard one whistle.

Cry? >> I've heard one whistle.
I mean, of course I scared.

I've heard one whistle. >> I
mean, of course I scared her off.

I mean, of course I scared her off.
Maybe there really isn't anyone

her off. Maybe there really
isn't anyone out there for me.

Maybe there really isn't anyone
out there for me. >> There is.

Out there for me. >> There is.
Oh.

There is. >> Oh. Kitty-pop.

Oh. Kitty-pop. There isn't.

Kitty-pop. There isn't. >> Flo.

There isn't. >> Flo. Bae.

Flo. Bae. Did you get my text?

Bae. Did you get my text? I
sent you an imohgy of a guitar

did you get my text? I sent you
an imohgy of a guitar and earth.

I sent you an imohgy of a guitar and earth.
Trent wants to rock my world.

And earth. >> Trent wants to rock my world.
Time for sex with the ex.

Trent wants to rock my world. >>
Time for sex with the ex. #Cardioday.

Time for sex with the ex.
#Cardioday. >> No, Trent.

# Cardioday. >> No, Trent. I
am... I am so glad that I

no, Trent. I am... I am so glad
that I didn't backslide with you

I am... I am so glad that I didn't backslide
with you because I may be lonely but I'm

didn't backslide with you because I
may be lonely but I'm not desperate.

Because I may be lonely but
I'm not desperate. Sorry.

Not desperate. Sorry.
World peace.

Sorry. World peace. >>
I'm so proud of you.

World peace. >> I'm so proud of you.
Is there a hug happening.

I'm so proud of you. >> Is
there a hug happening here?

Is there a hug happening here?
Because I want in.

Here? Because I want in. >> Ooh.

Because I want in. >> Ooh.
Let's do a reverse oreo.

Ooh. Let's do a reverse oreo.
That's when the clock lat is

let's do a reverse oreo. >> That's
when the clock lat is in the middle.

That's when the clock lat is
in the middle. Like god intended.

In the middle. Like god intended.
Why am I so bad at this?

Like god intended. >> Why am I so bad
at this? Maybe it's because I'm bad at

why am I so bad at this? Maybe
it's because I'm bad at everything.

Maybe it's because I'm bad at everything.
I'm not even good at being gay.

Everything. I'm not even good at being gay.
I'm still single and as far as

I'm not even good at being gay. I'm still single
and as far as Neil Patrick Harris goes, I can

I'm still single and as far as Neil Patrick
Harris goes, I can take him or leave him.

Neil Patrick Harris goes, I can take him or
leave him. >> Brett, you don't know what

take him or leave him. >> Brett,
you don't know what you're saying.

Brett, you don't know what you're
saying. >> I've lived here over a decade

you're saying. >> I've lived here over a
decade now and I'm still bad at being.

I've lived here over a decade now and
I'm still bad at being an American.

Now and I'm still bad at being an American.
Hey, let's all go to the ball

an American. Hey, let's all go to the
ball game, then we can all shoot

hey, let's all go to the ball game, then we
can all shoot stuff and buy houses we can't

game, then we can all shoot stuff
and buy houses we can't afford.

Stuff and buy houses we can't afford.
Why don't you just give up.

Afford. >> Why don't you just give up.
I am really worried about

why don't you just give up. >> I am
really worried about your friend, Brett.

I am really worried about your
friend, Brett. I just don't think his

your friend, Brett. I just don't think
his self-esteem with take any more

I just don't think his self-esteem
with take any more hits.

Self-esteem with take any more hits.
Oh, I'm sorry, Dr. drew.

Hits. >> Oh, I'm sorry, Dr. drew.
Did I call in and ask for your

oh, I'm sorry, Dr. drew. Did I call in and
ask for your advice without me realizing it?

Did I call in and ask for your advice
without me realizing it? >> Fine.

Advice without me realizing it? >> Fine.
Give him the $200 until he beats

fine. Give him the
$200 until he beats me.

Give him the $200 until he beats me.
You were a good man.

Me. You were a good man. Brett?

You were a good man.
Brett? >> Yes.

Brett? >> Yes. >> Here is $50.

Yes. >> Here is $50.
Yes, I did it.

Here is $50. >> Yes, I did it.
I win.

Yes, I did it. I win.
Congratulations, buddy.

I win. >> Congratulations, buddy.
Now, how about a cocktail

congratulations, buddy. >> Now,
how about a cocktail olive branch.

Now, how about a cocktail olive branch.
I still love ya.

Olive branch. >> I still love ya.
Can I talk to you for a.

I still love ya. >> Can I
talk to you for a second?

Can I talk to you for a second?
Yeah.

Second? >> Yeah.
You know our role.

Yeah. You know our role. Yeah.

You know our role. >> Yeah.
I get 15 seconds a day.

Yeah. I get 15 seconds a day.
I can use it now?

I get 15 seconds a day. I can use it now?
Proceed.

I can use it now? >> Proceed.
See how Shelly let Brett win

proceed. >> See how Shelly let Brett
win because it means more to him?

See how Shelly let Brett win because it means
more to him? Maybe that's something you could

because it means more to him? Maybe
that's something you could do for Justin.

Maybe that's something you could do
for Justin. >> You know, he's right.

Do for Justin. >> You
know, he's right. >> Hmm.

You know, he's right. >> Hmm.
Waz, can you put me some

hmm. Waz, can you put
me some thinking music?

Waz, can you put me
some thinking music? ¶¶

thinking music? ¶¶ ¶¶

¶¶ ¶¶ >>> didn't
think I'd let you

¶¶ >>> didn't think I'd let you
leave without saying good-bye,

didn't think I'd let you leave
without saying good-bye, did you.

Leave without saying good-bye, did you.
Stop talking to your chest

did you. >> Stop talking
to your chest hair.

Stop talking to your chest hair.
Look.

Hair. Look. I think you
could still beat me

look. I think you could
still beat me with Amanda.

I think you could still beat me with
Amanda. The movie doesn't start for

with Amanda. The movie doesn't
start for another two hours.

The movie doesn't start for another two
hours. But to beat me you're going to

another two hours. But to beat
me you're going to need my help.

But to beat me you're going
to need my help. >> What?

Need my help. >> What? >>
You know me, I'm not just

what? >> You know me, I'm not just
going to roll over, I'm going to

you know me, I'm not just going
to roll over, I'm going to win.

Going to roll over, I'm going to win.
But you're also my boy so I'm

win. But you're also my boy
so I'm going to help you win.

But you're also my boy so I'm going
to help you win. If I let me.

Going to help you win. If I let me.
Which I won't.

If I let me. Which I won't.
Which I will.

Which I won't. Which I will.
This is very confusing.

Which I will. >> This is very confusing.
Look, plan.

This is very confusing. >> Look, plan.
The bottom line is you're just

look, plan. The bottom
line is you're just too nice.

The bottom line is you're just too nice.
That's who I am.

Too nice. >> That's who I am.
Not all the time.

That's who I am. >> Not all the time.
Remember that remark that I was

not all the time. Remember that remark
that I was 130 years old even though I'm 90

remember that remark that I was 130 years old
even though I'm 90 years younger than that?

130 years old even though I'm 90 years
younger than that? Pick on my insecurity.

Years younger than that? Pick on my
insecurity. That shows you have some fight

pick on my insecurity. That shows
you have some fight in you.

That shows you have some fight in you.
Go ahead.

In you. Go ahead. >> Like what?

Go ahead. >> Like what?
I don't know.

Like what? >> I don't know.
Maybe you are right.

I don't know. Maybe you are right.
Amanda's 22.

Maybe you are right. Amanda's 22.
Maybe deep down Danny feels like.

Amanda's 22. Maybe deep down Danny feels
like he's too old for girls his age.

Maybe deep down Danny feels like he's too old
for girls his age. >> Is that don't know.

He's too old for girls his age. >>
Is that don't know. I can't tell.

Is that don't know. I can't tell.
At this point it is just

I can't tell. At this point
it is just speculation.

At this point it is just speculation.
But the good news is I brought

speculation. But the good news is I
brought somebody to help kick this pep

but the good news is I brought somebody to
help kick this pep talk into overdrive.

Somebody to help kick this pep talk
into overdrive. >> Scott foley?

Talk into overdrive. >> Scott foley?
Yes, Justin.

Scott foley? >> Yes, Justin.
It is me.

Yes, Justin. It is me.
TV's Scott foley.

It is me. TV's Scott foley.
Why are you here?

TV's Scott foley. >> Why are you here?
Well, baups because I love

why are you here? >> Well, baups
because I love music festivals, Justin.

Well, baups because I love music festivals,
Justin. It makes perfect sense that I'm

music festivals, Justin. It makes
perfect sense that I'm here.

It makes perfect sense that I'm here.
Listen, Dan in I called me up on

here. Listen, Dan in I called me
up on the Amanda situation and you

listen, Dan in I called me up on the Amanda
situation and you need to... hey, don't get lost

the Amanda situation and you need to
hey, don't get lost in my eyes.

Need to... hey, don't get lost in my eyes.
You'll lose focus.

In my eyes. You'll lose focus.
Listen.

You'll lose focus. >> Listen.
I wasn't always this handsome

listen. I wasn't always
this handsome and confident.

I wasn't always this handsome
and confident. >> Really.

And confident. >> Really. >> No.

Really. >> No. I've always been.

No. I've always been.
I was acting.

I've always been. I was acting.
I'm amazing at it.

I was acting. I'm amazing at it.
Look, Danny.

I'm amazing at it. Look, Danny.
You can do this... Justin, you

look, Danny. You can do this
Justin, you can do this.

You can do this... Justin, you can do this.
You can call me whatever you

can do this. You can call
me whatever you want.

You can call me whatever you want.
It's fine, I'm in your house.

Want. >> It's fine, I'm in your house.
You may be a "4" in Hollywood,

it's fine, I'm in your house. You may be a "4"
in Hollywood, but in Detroit, you're a "10."

You may be a "4" in Hollywood, but
in Detroit, you're a "10." Oh.

But in Detroit, you're a "10." Oh.
And that's for ed.

Oh. And that's for ed. Now
go out there and get her.

And that's for ed. Now go out
there and get her. Go on!

Now go out there and get her. Go on!
Scott foley is right!

Go on! >> Scott foley is right!
Danny?

Scott foley is right! Danny?
You're going down!

Danny? You're going down!
Thanks, Scott foley.

You're going down! >> Thanks, Scott foley.
By the way, you flow, your eyes

thanks, Scott foley. By the way, you flow,
your eyes are okay, but they're not that

by the way, you flow, your eyes are
okay, but they're not that amazing.

Are okay, but they're not that amazing.
Okaying?

Amazing. Okaying?
Just be careful.

Okaying? Just be careful. If
anyone looks in them for too

just be careful. If anyone looks in them
for too long, I can make them do stuff.

If anyone looks in them for too long,
I can make them do stuff. >> Okay.

Long, I can make them do stuff. >> Okay.
So you're a little cocky.

Okay. So you're a little cocky.
Drive me to the airport, then

so you're a little cocky. >> Drive me to the
airport, then return my rental care for me.

Drive me to the airport, then
return my rental care for me. >> 'K.

Return my rental care for me.
'K. ¶¶

'k. ¶¶ >> Don't you have a home?

¶¶ >> Don't you have a home? So.

Don't you have a home? >> So.
You ready to go see the movie?

So. You ready to go see the movie?
Hey, man, what are you doing?

You ready to go see the movie? >> Hey, man, what
are you doing? >> I'm dominating you, old man.

Hey, man, what are you doing? >> I'm
dominating you, old man. >> No, you're no the.

I'm dominating you, old man. >> No,
you're no the. I'm dominaing you.

No, you're no the. I'm dominaing you.
I feel like you two get into

I'm dominaing you. >> I feel like you
two get into a lot of very odd fights.

I feel like you two get into a lot of very
odd fights. >> Now you get how this show

a lot of very odd fights. >> Now
you get how this show works.

Now you get how this show works.
Oh, god, what am I doing?

Works. >> Oh, god, what am I doing?
This isn't me.

Oh, god, what am I doing? This isn't me.
Um, that isn't anyone.

This isn't me. >> Um, that isn't anyone.
I'm sorry, Danny.

Um, that isn't anyone. >> I'm
sorry, Danny. You don't like that old.

I'm sorry, Danny. You don't
like that old. >> Wait.

You don't like that old. >> Wait.
Are you not his ex?

Wait. Are you not his ex? Okay.

Are you not his ex? >> Okay.
That was funny.

Okay. That was funny.
That was a funny joke.

That was funny. That was a funny joke.
Look, Amanda.

That was a funny joke.
Look, Amanda..

Look, Amanda. . Look,
I know when I talk about

. look, I know when I talk about
relationships it could seem like

look, I know when I talk about relationships
it could seem like a bit much.

Relationships it could seem like
a bit much. But that's who I am.

A bit much. But that's who I am.
Look, if we hang out later, am I

but that's who I am. Look, if we hang out
later, am I going to talk to you about how

look, if we hang out later, am I going to
talk to you about how many kids I want?

Going to talk to you about how many kids
I want? Only if we go out for coffee.

Many kids I want? Only if we go
out for coffee. But it's three.

Only if we go out for coffee. But it's
three. >> Look, I'm really just looking

but it's three. >> Look, I'm really
just looking for something casual.

Look, I'm really just looking for
something casual. >> I'm sorry, man.

For something casual. >> I'm sorry, man.
That sucks.

I'm sorry, man. That sucks.
You ready to go see the fenders?

That sucks. You ready to go
see the fenders? >> Yeah.

You ready to go see the fenders?
Yeah. I bought the movie.

Yeah. I bought the movie. I
kind of make different plans

I bought the movie. I kind of make different
plans when you were at the airport

I kind of make different plans when you
were at the airport with TV's Scott foley.

When you were at the airport with TV's Scott
foley. >> I don't even remember doing

with TV's Scott foley. >> I
don't even remember doing that.

I don't even remember doing that.
It was fun meeting you both.

That. >> It was fun meeting you both.
Looks like you both lost.

It was fun meeting you both. >> Looks like you
both lost. On the bright side, at least I

looks like you both lost. On the bright side,
at least I don't have to wax my chest.

On the bright side, at least I don't
have to wax my chest. >> Yeah, you do.

Don't have to wax my chest. >> Yeah,
you do. The bet was if she wound out

yeah, you do. The bet was if she wound
out with anyone else you'd have to

the bet was if she wound out with anyone
else you'd have to wax your chest.

With anyone else you'd have to wax your
chest. >> Well, who did she end up

wax your chest. >> Well,
who did she end up with?

Well, who did she end up with?
You ready to go, bae?

With? >> You ready to go, bae?
As if this day couldn't get

you ready to go, bae? >> As if
this day couldn't get any worse.

As if this day couldn't get any worse.
Well, nobody's ever going to

any worse. >> Well, nobody's
ever going to hug you again.

Well, nobody's ever going to
hug you again. >> You know what?

Hug you again. >> You know what?
I'm going to take a three-minute

you know what? I'm going
to take a three-minute break.

I'm going to take a three-minute break.
And then after that, we're going

break. And then after that, we're
going to do this, we're going to wax

and then after that, we're going to do
this, we're going to wax his chest.

To do this, we're going
to wax his chest. ¶¶

his chest. ¶¶ >>> Thanks, dude.

¶¶ >>> Thanks, dude. >>
All right, well, I was

thanks, dude. >> All right,
well, I was allowed to do the first

all right, well, I was allowed to do the
first ceremonial strip, so here we go.

Allowed to do the first ceremonial
strip, so here we go. >> Hey.

Ceremonial strip, so here we go. >> Hey.
You don't have to do this.

Hey. >> You don't have to do this.
I know, I know, I know.

You don't have to do this. >> I
know, I know, I know. But listen.

I know, I know, I know.
But listen. Ready?

But listen. Ready? >> You
got to put your hand

ready? >> You got to
put your hand down.

You got to put your hand down.
One... okay?

Down. One... okay?
One, two... three!

One... okay? One, two... three!
¶¶

one, two... three! ¶¶ ¶¶

¶¶ ¶¶ >> what are you doing?

¶¶ >> What are you doing? >>
We're just working on a song

what are you doing? >> We're just
working on a song based on everything that

we're just working on a song based
on everything that happened today.

Based on everything that happened today.
You okay?

Happened today. You okay? Yeah.

You okay? >> Yeah. Part
of my nipple fell off.

Yeah. Part of my nipple fell off.
He's such a dork.

Part of my nipple fell off.
He's such a dork. >> Yeah.

He's such a dork. >> Yeah.
One day I'm going to make that

yeah. One day I'm going to
make that pale little dork mine.

One day I'm going to make that pale
little dork mine. >> Candace, you ready?

Pale little dork mine. >>
Candace, you ready? >> Oh, yeah.

Candace, you ready?
Oh, yeah. Amanda

oh, yeah. Amanda
Amanda, you want to sing?

Amanda Amanda, you want to sing?
Yeah.

Amanda, you want to sing?
Yeah. Let's do it.

Yeah. Let's do it. ¶¶

let's do it. ¶¶ ¶ My
friends are all the same ¶

¶¶ ¶ my friends are all the
same ¶ ¶ "undateable" ¶

¶ my friends are all the same ¶ ¶
"undateable" ¶ ¶ you can't lose if you never

¶ "undateable" ¶ ¶ you can't
lose if you never tried ¶

¶ you can't lose if you never tried
¶ ¶ that's why me and you are

tried ¶ ¶ that's why me and you
are undateable for life ¶¶

¶ that's why me and you are
undateable for life ¶¶ ¶¶

undateable for life ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶

¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶

¶¶ ¶¶ sfloet

¶¶ sfloet ¶

sfloet ¶ ¶¶

¶ ¶¶ ¶ that's why me and you are

¶¶ ¶ that's why me and you
are undateable for life ¶

¶ that's why me and you are undateable
for life ¶ ¶ undateable yeah ¶

undateable for life ¶
¶ undateable yeah ¶ ¶