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That's showbiz baby!
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Results of cognitive skill test
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part two finished compiling.
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Subject possesses strong
deductive reasoning skills,
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but lacks basic empathy.
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Commencing cognitive
skill test, part three:
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visual spectrum differentiation.
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Ten bucks says the bastard
doesn't get the next one right.
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Hey, can you not do that?
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He doesn't like it
when you do that.
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And can you not eat
your lunch in here?
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This is supposed to be
a sterile environment.
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Prompt number one:
shapes and color.
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Which key opens the door?
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A for yellow, B for blue.
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You have five seconds remaining.
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A is correct.
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The yellow key opens
the yellow door.
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Positive reinforcement:
achieved.
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We raised one smart
invisible raptor.
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We raised the only
invisible raptor.
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Poor guy doesn't
have any family.
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Oh, here we go.
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You know what?
Family's overrated.
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And speaking of,
I got to run out
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and get my kid a
birthday present.
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Oh, yeah. When is it?
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Uh... Two weeks ago?
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Ouch. What are you gonna get?
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Uh. I figured I'd stop by
that old dinosaur museum
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gift shop off the highway.
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I mean, it's on the way home.
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Oh, yeah. The one with
all the giant dinosaurs.
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I love that place.
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Yeah. Get him something the,
uh, ex-wife will bitch about.
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You know how that goes.
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Not really. I'm solo.
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No family, no kids, nothing.
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I could be dead on
the floor in here
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and no one would think to
look for me for two weeks.
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Well, you're lucky.
Can't escape mine.
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Oh, do me a favor.
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If Dr. Tyler comes
by, cover for me.
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I'll keep an eye out.
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Access granted: John Sykes.
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Whoa!
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What you got there?
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How did you get those?
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Come on. You want
to give 'em to me?
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Come on.
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It's almost like you
know what those are for.
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Ha!
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Oh, shit. Of course.
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Willie, I forgot my keys again.
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Can you toss 'em over?
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Can you toss 'em over for me?
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Thanks, dick.
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Have a good weekend, Willie.
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Access granted: John Sykes.
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Access granted: William Walsh.
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Oh! Goddammit.
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Dino World guests
and dino campers,
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please make your
way to the dig zone
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for a special
fossil presentation
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by our world-renowned
paleontologist,
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- Dr. Grant Walker.
- C'mon, Boo Boo,
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we don't want to miss the show.
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- Okay, Mom.
- Okay. Let's go.
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And other tools are
used to remove the rock
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covering the bones
to see how much
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of the skeleton is present.
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Special glue is applied to
the cracks and fractures
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to hold the fossils together...
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Can anyone tell me what this is?
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A claw!
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That's right. This is
an actual raptor claw
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dating all the way back
to the Cretaceous period.
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Oh, just around over
75 million years ago.
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And believe it or not,
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that's older than all your
mom and dads put together.
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My dad's in Mexico with Sally.
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Okay.
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Now this claw was located
right on his middle toe
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and it was retractable
like a switchblade.
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The raptor would extend the claw
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to slash at its
prey just like...
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this!
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Okay. Okay, everyone calm down.
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Now raptor...
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Fuck.
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Hmm.
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All right, you
chickenshit motherfucker,
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you listen to me.
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All right, that shit
was a long time ago.
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All right, you're
a grown-ass man
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doing grown-ass man shit now.
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All right?
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Hmm. No one's gonna pants you.
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No one's gonna see your dick.
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All right. You got a
full-ass dinosaur costume on.
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You got a zipper and everything.
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It's impossible.
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So get out there and
dance your dick out.
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D-Dick, dick, dick off.
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Jeez, Mr. Beagle.
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I'll be right there!
Hold your nuts!
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Now can anyone tell
me what this is?
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No?
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This is coprolite.
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Also known as fossilized feces.
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Or raptor poop.
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Ew!
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Don't worry, it doesn't
smell... anymore.
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That's just this place.
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All right, everybody,
take a whiff.
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You don't smell anything, right?
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It's really old.
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Now, something you
may have noticed
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is that raptor droppings
are very unique.
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In fact, there's
nothing quite like it
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in the animal kingdom.
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You notice the
distinct impressions
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and patterns throughout.
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Kind of looks like
a big croissant
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made out of old tires, right?
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You know, when I was
doing my fieldwork
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to get my PhD in paleontology,
uh, I actually found...
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How do they pee-pee?
Does it have a penis?
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How does it have sex?
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Hey, Doc G, it's
almost showtime!
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Actually, that is
a great question.
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Uh, we don't know for sure.
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They either had a
penis or a cloaca,
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much like modern birds
and reptiles today.
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And a cloaca is a
tiny little flap
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covering a little hole.
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Hey kids!
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Did someone say "Dino Pal"?
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All right, that's pretty
much it for today.
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So if you want to get
out of here, it's...
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Boo!
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Remember when I said that
dinosaurs were closely related
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to modern birds?
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Well, another thing raptors did
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that's similar to
the descendants
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are mating calls
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and a ritualist mating dance.
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And now, the moment you've
all been waiting for,
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it's everyone's
favorite dinosaur,
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Dino Pal...
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here to perform his
famous dino rap dance.
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♪ I may be old But
I'm no fossil ♪
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♪ Rapping about dinosaurs
Small and colossal ♪
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♪ I'll teach you about
dinosaurs And so much more ♪
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♪ Is that a carnivore
Or an herbivore? ♪
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♪ Some Dinos eat meat
And some eat plants ♪
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♪ Now check out T-Rex While
he does the mating dance ♪
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♪ Let's get down ♪
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♪ It's mating time! ♪
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♪ My rhymes are fresh And
his moves are classic ♪
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♪ Rocking this Earth From
Cretaceous to Jurassic ♪
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♪ This is how dinosaurs
Used to get down ♪
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♪ Attracting a mate
With a rhythmic sound ♪
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♪ How exactly did it happen?
Well, it's hard to tell ♪
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♪ But what came next
Is a dinosaur shell ♪
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♪ This could be yours
For a new low price ♪
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♪ The dinosaur gift
shop Is really nice ♪
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♪ The gift shop's a place
You don't want to avoid ♪
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♪ Now I'm dropping this
mic Just like an asteroid ♪
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Thank you for
visiting Dino World.
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Be sure to try our
fossil funnel cake.
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It's... DINO-mite.
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Now, join us on the second floor
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- in our state-of-the-art...
- And please kill me.
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For the prehistoric
ocean exhibit
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featuring the megalodon in 3D.
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You heard me.
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Kill me.
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Mr. Beagle! Mr. Beagle!
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Ooh, there he is!
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You know you can't be
out here doing the show.
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No, you can't. You
know I love you.
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You know I'm your best
friend. You're my best friend.
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Yes, you are.
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All right. I'm
sorry buddy, okay?
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I'm gonna give you a
Flintstone-sized bone later.
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Okay? Yabba-dabba-deuces.
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Dino World will be
closing in 15 minutes.
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Please head to the exits.
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Make sure to stop
in our gift shop
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before you end your visit today.
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A lot of these sales
will go extinct.
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- Did you learn anything today?
- No.
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Shit.
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Uh, okay, Elliott,
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why don't you be a
good little raptor
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and run off with
your raptor pack?
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I don't have a pack.
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Okay, well, why don't
you go find anybody else?
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Here. Have some dino eggs.
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On me. And you can use
those to make friends.
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Okay? Go!
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Yay.
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I see you still have a hard time
letting people get too close.
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Amber.
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What's it been? Ten years?
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What? Since you dumped me?
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I'm just messing with you.
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It's just water
under the bridge now.
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Uh... You look good.
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This old thing? I know.
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Hey, listen, the way
I left things off...
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could very well be perceived
as wrong and I'm just...
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Hannah, why don't you
go get yourself a gift
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in the gift shop?
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We have some catching up to do.
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So, you, uh, still
into this stuff?
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Um, not since grad school.
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I mean, not all of
us were lucky enough
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to drop everything and everyone
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to go become world-famous
paleontologists in Morocco.
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Well, you can see
how that turned out.
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Dino World employees,
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report to the dino lounge
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to sing "Happy
Birthday" to Trevor.
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Uh, what brings you here?
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Just working on
restarting my life
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after divorcing my
Prince Charming.
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Divorced?
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Well, at least now you
don't have to sneak boys
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into your window after midnight.
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So what are you doing back here?
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Besides starting
your new rap career?
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What happened with Morocco?
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I did hear something
about a discovery?
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- Yes, you did.
- And then a lawsuit?
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Yes, you did.
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I discovered the first fully
intact and preserved...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've
heard it a million times.
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You discovered the
world's most preserved
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dinosaur butthole and
your business partner
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screwed you over and
took all the credit.
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So now you can't
get close to people.
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Blah, blah, blah. We get it!
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Okay. You know what
he's about to discover?
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His paycheck's gonna
be missing a few zeros
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because him and his
friend, Dino Pal,
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destroyed all of our artifacts.
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Do better, dude.
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So things seem to be going well?
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I got a coloring book.
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Hey!
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What happened out there, Doc G?
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We got to work on our cues.
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I feel like I knocked
something loose on that fall.
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Will you help me
with this zipper?
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Before I fill up this tail
full of human crap-alite.
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It's coprolite.
259
00:16:07,865 --> 00:16:09,779
Uh. You guys seem to have
your hands full here.
260
00:16:09,867 --> 00:16:12,652
Yeah, not as full as
this tail's gonna be.
261
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:16,743
Hey, mama... mama... Ma... Ma...
262
00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:21,052
I'm Denny, Head of Security
Detail here at Dino World.
263
00:16:21,139 --> 00:16:22,705
Dancing's just my passion.
264
00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:25,360
Well, I'm Amber,
Grant's old friend
265
00:16:25,447 --> 00:16:27,014
and big fan of
interpretive dance.
266
00:16:27,101 --> 00:16:28,189
Uh-huh.
267
00:16:28,276 --> 00:16:30,670
Uh. I've got to go,
but take my number.
268
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:33,891
Yeah, sure. Moving a
little fast, but...
269
00:16:33,978 --> 00:16:34,978
Not you.
270
00:16:36,806 --> 00:16:38,156
I'm not a table.
271
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,992
- Call me.
- Yeah.
272
00:16:50,081 --> 00:16:51,952
Wait a minute. I know this.
273
00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:55,782
Um, it just happened to work
well with my outfit today.
274
00:16:55,869 --> 00:16:58,306
Uh, I have to go.
Come on, Hannah.
275
00:17:01,048 --> 00:17:04,138
Attaboy. I let
you have that one.
276
00:17:04,225 --> 00:17:06,880
Somebody wants to get
their little mosquito
277
00:17:06,967 --> 00:17:08,838
stuck in Amber.
278
00:17:13,974 --> 00:17:15,082
Do you have fun today, honey?
279
00:17:15,106 --> 00:17:16,585
I had so much fun.
I love you, Mommy.
280
00:17:16,672 --> 00:17:18,239
Dino campers, be sure to meet
281
00:17:18,326 --> 00:17:19,651
your loving parents
in the pickup zone
282
00:17:19,675 --> 00:17:21,155
and give them a big hug
283
00:17:21,242 --> 00:17:23,766
for bringing you to the place
where the dinosaurs are.
284
00:17:26,117 --> 00:17:27,118
Today we'll learn about
285
00:17:27,205 --> 00:17:28,989
how dinosaurs became extinct.
286
00:17:29,076 --> 00:17:31,035
For over 100 million years,
287
00:17:31,122 --> 00:17:33,820
dinosaurs were the dominant
form of life on Earth.
288
00:17:33,907 --> 00:17:36,692
The last dinosaur died
off 70 million years ago
289
00:17:36,779 --> 00:17:40,305
after a huge meteorite crashed
down off the coast of Mexico.
290
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,872
The last remaining link to
the existence of dinosaurs
291
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,787
is the modern-day chicken.
292
00:17:50,097 --> 00:17:51,446
Your life sucks.
293
00:17:55,363 --> 00:17:56,669
What happened to you, Grant?
294
00:18:00,499 --> 00:18:02,892
You're dressed like a Lego man.
295
00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:04,198
Look at you.
296
00:18:04,982 --> 00:18:06,461
Stupid. You look stupid.
297
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,986
Is that you, Dr. G?
298
00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:12,902
Nope. This isn't
Dr. Grant. Sorry.
299
00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:14,861
Don't lie to me, man.
I know those shoes.
300
00:18:14,948 --> 00:18:17,255
I saw your shoes. Look,
don't worry about earlier.
301
00:18:17,342 --> 00:18:18,778
We can work on our
moves tomorrow.
302
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,432
We'll stick the
landing next time.
303
00:18:20,519 --> 00:18:23,217
You know what? Why don't you
just stick to being security.
304
00:18:24,218 --> 00:18:25,524
And, uh...
305
00:18:26,699 --> 00:18:28,019
whatever you're doing in there.
306
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:30,007
All right, good talk!
307
00:18:30,094 --> 00:18:32,052
Hey, Dr. G, wait-wait
a minute, let's...
308
00:18:32,139 --> 00:18:34,011
Hey.
309
00:18:34,098 --> 00:18:35,708
Thank you for
visiting Dino World
310
00:18:35,795 --> 00:18:38,015
and have a DINO-mite day.
311
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,976
- Make any friends today?
- No.
312
00:18:43,063 --> 00:18:45,674
Jesus! What have
you got in there?
313
00:18:45,761 --> 00:18:47,676
You didn't steal any
old rocks, did you?
314
00:18:47,763 --> 00:18:49,809
No.-Good.
315
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:53,813
Because people that
steal are piles of shit.
316
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,945
You don't want to be a
pile of shit, do you?
317
00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:58,252
No.-Good.
318
00:18:59,688 --> 00:19:00,688
Put your seatbelt on.
319
00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:01,821
What are you doing?
320
00:19:13,398 --> 00:19:16,749
Hey, what'd I tell you about
taking out your retainer?
321
00:19:16,836 --> 00:19:18,490
I don't want this
stupid retainer.
322
00:19:18,577 --> 00:19:21,754
Bradley Whitmore has
Invisalign, so why can't I?
323
00:19:21,841 --> 00:19:23,234
"Why can't I?"
324
00:19:23,321 --> 00:19:24,539
Because we don't like
325
00:19:24,626 --> 00:19:26,019
invisible things
in our household.
326
00:19:26,106 --> 00:19:27,890
Okay?
327
00:19:27,977 --> 00:19:30,371
And Bradley Whitmore's
parents spoil him rotten.
328
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:32,547
He's gonna end up being
a pile of shit too.
329
00:19:32,634 --> 00:19:33,742
Now put your retainer back in
330
00:19:33,766 --> 00:19:35,333
and don't forget your backpack!
331
00:19:38,249 --> 00:19:39,250
Hey, hey!
332
00:19:40,425 --> 00:19:41,904
You call that chick yet?
333
00:19:41,991 --> 00:19:43,036
- No.
- Why not?
334
00:19:43,123 --> 00:19:44,472
It's been like ten minutes.
335
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,278
What the hell happened
in the equipment area?
336
00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:51,827
Shit. We got a 10-59.
337
00:19:51,914 --> 00:19:54,003
I don't know what
that means, Denny.
338
00:19:54,091 --> 00:19:56,528
Mr. Beagle! Mr. Beagle!
339
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,401
Here, boy!
340
00:20:04,318 --> 00:20:05,363
That's weird.
341
00:20:07,234 --> 00:20:09,845
Welcome to the Cave of Wonders.
342
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,938
You thinking coyotes again?
343
00:20:16,939 --> 00:20:18,376
Must be big ones.
344
00:20:18,463 --> 00:20:20,726
Where is that damn
dog? Mr. Beagle!
345
00:20:20,813 --> 00:20:23,381
Come on, boy. Mr. Beagle!
346
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,126
Fucker probably heard a
call of the wild again.
347
00:20:30,127 --> 00:20:31,563
Chewed through his damn rope.
348
00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:32,825
The hell?
349
00:20:38,352 --> 00:20:39,352
What?
350
00:20:41,399 --> 00:20:42,443
Just peculiar.
351
00:20:42,530 --> 00:20:44,141
He's probably out
chasing coyote ass.
352
00:20:44,228 --> 00:20:45,359
He'll be back.
353
00:20:45,446 --> 00:20:47,318
Oh, shit.
354
00:20:47,405 --> 00:20:48,580
Got to go, Doc G.
355
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:50,669
I got some, uh...
356
00:20:51,844 --> 00:20:53,672
business to attend to.
357
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:55,848
Sure.
358
00:20:56,675 --> 00:20:59,417
Scientists are still
unsure what dinosaurs
359
00:20:59,504 --> 00:21:00,679
actually sounded like.
360
00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:11,516
Hey, quiet down up there!
361
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,605
I'm going out. So you're
on your own tonight.
362
00:21:23,528 --> 00:21:24,833
Dusty.
363
00:21:26,226 --> 00:21:27,836
You piece of shit.
364
00:21:28,837 --> 00:21:30,274
Right on time.
365
00:21:33,407 --> 00:21:38,282
Pfft. Ooh, ooh, Gina.
Why are you with him?
366
00:21:39,805 --> 00:21:41,198
What are you?
367
00:21:41,285 --> 00:21:42,373
Pick it up.
368
00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:43,765
Oh, yeah, pick it up.
369
00:21:45,985 --> 00:21:46,986
Bitch.
370
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:00,826
Deploying USS Brown Trout...
371
00:22:00,913 --> 00:22:02,175
Ah, deployed!
372
00:22:20,628 --> 00:22:24,023
Gina! Hey, where's
my beer, Gina?
373
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,633
You left the beer in the car.
374
00:22:27,287 --> 00:22:30,116
Go get it! I don't have all day.
375
00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:01,180
May cause headaches,
dizziness, scalp loss,
376
00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:02,399
difficulty wearing hats.
377
00:25:02,486 --> 00:25:04,009
Ask your doctor
about Revitaxanax...
378
00:25:04,096 --> 00:25:06,272
Do we have a lot of chickens?
379
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:10,842
We got so many damn chickens
here at McCluckskey Farms
380
00:25:10,929 --> 00:25:13,584
that Colonel Sanders
even called wanting some.
381
00:25:13,671 --> 00:25:16,500
And I told him to
go cluck himself!
382
00:25:16,587 --> 00:25:20,329
Go get your own, you
Kentucky Fried old fart.
383
00:25:20,417 --> 00:25:22,636
Are my chickens the best?
384
00:25:22,723 --> 00:25:27,032
Yeah, well, does Dolly
Parton sleep on her back?
385
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,121
Come on down and get you some.
386
00:25:29,208 --> 00:25:31,297
♪ McCluckskey Farms ♪
387
00:25:31,384 --> 00:25:34,866
♪ You're gonna love our eggs! ♪
388
00:25:37,129 --> 00:25:38,347
Good morning.
389
00:25:38,435 --> 00:25:40,567
Tom Jennings filling
in for Chet Williford.
390
00:25:40,654 --> 00:25:43,135
We start with disturbing
news out of Spielburgh County
391
00:25:43,222 --> 00:25:45,050
where a young boy
appears to be missing.
392
00:25:45,137 --> 00:25:46,747
Our own Gloria Aviles
is on the scene.
393
00:25:46,834 --> 00:25:48,357
Gloria, what can you tell us?
394
00:25:48,445 --> 00:25:49,576
Thanks, Tom.
395
00:25:49,663 --> 00:25:52,361
I'm here at the home
of Debra Kintner,
396
00:25:52,449 --> 00:25:54,407
who claims her
10-year-old son Elliott
397
00:25:54,494 --> 00:25:55,713
went missing late last night.
398
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,279
Elliott? Nice tux.
399
00:25:57,366 --> 00:25:59,238
She returned to his
room this morning,
400
00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:03,329
all that was left was
this mysterious mound
401
00:26:03,416 --> 00:26:05,200
of an unknown substance.
402
00:26:05,287 --> 00:26:06,854
It-It-It's shit!
403
00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:10,554
It-It's a big pile of shit
with his retainer in it.
404
00:26:10,641 --> 00:26:12,164
Oh, my God.
405
00:26:12,251 --> 00:26:14,993
He hated that retainer,
but I made him wear it.
406
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,256
Oh, God, people are going
to think I'm a bad mom.
407
00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:19,143
I should have never
called him a pile of shit,
408
00:26:19,171 --> 00:26:22,174
but now look at him! My
son is a pile of shit!
409
00:26:22,261 --> 00:26:23,610
Hey, sorry I'm late, Doc.
410
00:26:23,697 --> 00:26:25,743
Maybe it was a bear. Do
you think it was a bear?
411
00:26:25,830 --> 00:26:26,870
Bears are getting smarter.
412
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:28,025
There's a bear
problem in the city.
413
00:26:28,049 --> 00:26:29,355
I don't know what's happening!
414
00:26:29,442 --> 00:26:31,618
Oh, where'd you find last
year's Christmas cookies?
415
00:26:33,141 --> 00:26:35,056
For Elliott Kintner
and any information
416
00:26:35,143 --> 00:26:37,276
about his disappearance
should be given
417
00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:39,278
to the state police...
418
00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:43,151
Dr. G., I-I still
can't find Mr. Beagle.
419
00:26:43,238 --> 00:26:44,979
That is one big pile of shit.
420
00:26:45,066 --> 00:26:47,242
Welcome to the Cave of Wonders.
421
00:26:47,329 --> 00:26:50,245
Here you can hear a
variety of dinosaur sounds
422
00:26:50,332 --> 00:26:51,899
echoed throughout
its chambers...
423
00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:53,988
Same size.
424
00:27:04,651 --> 00:27:06,131
What's got your
butthole puckered?
425
00:27:08,829 --> 00:27:10,788
Did you catch the
news this morning?
426
00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:12,920
- Hmm?
- The shit?
427
00:27:14,182 --> 00:27:15,793
The shit left at
the boy's house?
428
00:27:17,708 --> 00:27:20,145
Whoa, shit. That
made it on the news?
429
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,542
How hard did he
stomp on the bag?
430
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:27,840
What are you talking about?
431
00:27:28,632 --> 00:27:30,024
The missing kid report?
432
00:27:31,156 --> 00:27:32,766
Elliott from Dino Camp?
433
00:27:32,853 --> 00:27:34,681
Yeah. What happened
to that little turd?
434
00:27:37,554 --> 00:27:38,642
Well...
435
00:27:40,557 --> 00:27:42,080
I think he became one.
436
00:27:44,822 --> 00:27:48,434
What? What are
you talking about?
437
00:27:48,521 --> 00:27:50,392
The shit they found
in Elliott's room
438
00:27:50,479 --> 00:27:52,525
had very distinct markings
439
00:27:52,612 --> 00:27:54,745
and only one animal has
droppings like that.
440
00:28:07,061 --> 00:28:08,280
Wait a minute.
441
00:28:08,367 --> 00:28:10,630
Does this have something
to do with Mr. Beagle?
442
00:28:10,717 --> 00:28:12,850
Whose blood was that, Dr. G?
443
00:28:16,767 --> 00:28:18,551
- What is he barking at?
- I don't know.
444
00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:20,509
Camera six is down.
445
00:28:25,210 --> 00:28:26,385
Oh, God!
446
00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:34,349
Please tell me
Mr. Beagle's okay!
447
00:28:35,394 --> 00:28:38,005
Listen.-
448
00:28:38,092 --> 00:28:39,528
Do you hear that?
449
00:28:39,616 --> 00:28:42,314
Yeah, of course, I hear it.
You played it for me twice.
450
00:28:46,492 --> 00:28:48,146
What is he barking at?
451
00:28:48,233 --> 00:28:49,364
I don't see anything.
452
00:28:51,671 --> 00:28:55,153
I don't know how this
is humanly possible,
453
00:28:56,633 --> 00:28:58,199
but I think we're
dealing with...
454
00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:02,595
a raptor.
455
00:29:02,682 --> 00:29:05,729
What in the shit are you
saying to me right now?
456
00:29:05,816 --> 00:29:07,750
You're telling me that you
think Mr. Beagle's out there
457
00:29:07,774 --> 00:29:09,854
running around chasing a
dinosaur that's on the loose
458
00:29:09,907 --> 00:29:12,126
that's turning little
kids into doo-doo?
459
00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:16,957
I'm saying that the evidence
supports that hypothesis, yes.
460
00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:21,614
Well, saying I'm on board
with your hypotenuse,
461
00:29:21,701 --> 00:29:23,572
or whatever.
462
00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:25,749
Who is gonna help
us with that, Doc?
463
00:29:28,012 --> 00:29:29,100
I don't know.
464
00:29:34,366 --> 00:29:36,368
Hey, you know what
the coroner told me
465
00:29:36,455 --> 00:29:38,979
the other day about that
John Doe that came in?
466
00:29:39,066 --> 00:29:42,809
He told me you could
tell how old a person is
467
00:29:42,896 --> 00:29:47,161
by counting the spokes
around their butthole.
468
00:29:47,248 --> 00:29:51,383
Yeah, that's how he knew
that that John Doe was 32,
469
00:29:51,470 --> 00:29:53,602
which means I got
like 45 spokes.
470
00:29:53,690 --> 00:29:57,650
And you got 64, and
a baby has zero.
471
00:29:57,737 --> 00:29:59,913
Or maybe they start
with one. I don't know.
472
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,700
Boy, I don't ever want
to hear you talking about
473
00:30:03,787 --> 00:30:05,745
my butthole ever again.
474
00:30:05,832 --> 00:30:07,834
Wait, stop. You
can't go back there!
475
00:30:07,921 --> 00:30:09,140
Citizens on patrol, ma'am.
476
00:30:10,358 --> 00:30:13,492
Well, if it isn't Dinky Denny.
477
00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:16,364
Looking to drop off
another failed application?
478
00:30:16,451 --> 00:30:19,150
Well, shit. While I'm
here, might as well.
479
00:30:19,237 --> 00:30:21,021
I'm never growing up!
480
00:30:21,108 --> 00:30:23,850
Sheriff, we might have
information on the disappearance
481
00:30:23,937 --> 00:30:25,112
of Elliott Kintner.
482
00:30:25,199 --> 00:30:27,332
- Who the heck are you?
- I'm Dr. Grant Walker.
483
00:30:27,419 --> 00:30:29,029
I work up at the
Dinosaur Museum.
484
00:30:29,116 --> 00:30:32,076
You mean the fun park?
485
00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:35,601
I'm a paleontologist and I
have reason to believe...
486
00:30:37,690 --> 00:30:39,083
that there's a
raptor on the loose.
487
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:40,562
A rapper on the loose?
488
00:30:40,649 --> 00:30:43,783
Should we be on the lookout
for LL Cool J or Tone Loc?
489
00:30:43,870 --> 00:30:47,700
Okay. No, no. A rap-tor.
490
00:30:49,310 --> 00:30:51,138
From the Cretaceous period?
491
00:30:52,313 --> 00:30:53,662
Like Jurassic Park.
492
00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:58,319
Well, what does it look
like? We'll put out an APB.
493
00:30:58,406 --> 00:30:59,538
I haven't actually seen it.
494
00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:03,542
So tell me something, doc-tor,
495
00:31:03,629 --> 00:31:06,675
if there's a dinosaur
running around this town,
496
00:31:06,763 --> 00:31:09,504
how come nobody
else has seen it?
497
00:31:09,591 --> 00:31:11,724
- I don't know.
- You couldn't have a wet fart
498
00:31:11,811 --> 00:31:14,074
in this town without a
couple thousand people
499
00:31:14,161 --> 00:31:15,249
posting about it.
500
00:31:15,336 --> 00:31:16,616
Sir, this thing is killing kids.
501
00:31:16,685 --> 00:31:18,862
All right, and it's turning
them into dookie piles.
502
00:31:18,949 --> 00:31:20,149
So I suggest you look into it.
503
00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:21,778
Yeah, you too, Ron.
504
00:31:21,865 --> 00:31:24,824
You have to listen to me. Okay?
Just take me to the boy's house.
505
00:31:24,911 --> 00:31:28,306
I have the fossilized
feces to prove it.
506
00:31:36,575 --> 00:31:39,317
Oh! Get the hell
out of my office
507
00:31:39,404 --> 00:31:41,145
before I have you committed.
508
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:43,234
And take your turd with you.
509
00:31:43,321 --> 00:31:45,279
And whatever that thing is.
510
00:31:47,673 --> 00:31:48,674
Come on.
511
00:31:48,761 --> 00:31:50,937
- Oh, hey, Dinky.
- What?
512
00:31:51,024 --> 00:31:52,721
I'll file your
application for you.
513
00:31:54,419 --> 00:31:55,812
Why don't you file
this? File that!
514
00:31:55,899 --> 00:31:58,640
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
A little respect here.
515
00:31:58,727 --> 00:32:00,338
- Come on. Come on.
- A little respect!
516
00:32:00,425 --> 00:32:01,948
Respect my ass.
517
00:32:02,035 --> 00:32:04,908
Nothin' but net! Whoa!
518
00:32:11,958 --> 00:32:13,133
What am I doing?
519
00:32:14,439 --> 00:32:16,397
They're right.
520
00:32:16,484 --> 00:32:18,008
I just told the authorities
521
00:32:18,095 --> 00:32:20,880
that a dinosaur is
running around town
522
00:32:20,967 --> 00:32:22,273
yet no one has seen it.
523
00:32:22,969 --> 00:32:24,014
And I'm dressed
524
00:32:24,101 --> 00:32:26,668
like a shitty
low-rent safari man.
525
00:32:28,670 --> 00:32:30,324
Of course they think I'm crazy.
526
00:32:30,411 --> 00:32:31,891
This is stupid.
527
00:32:31,978 --> 00:32:33,719
You know what? Fuck those cops.
528
00:32:33,806 --> 00:32:36,374
Well, I know you're having
some sort of internal debate,
529
00:32:36,461 --> 00:32:37,636
but I believe you!
530
00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:40,247
You're the smartest
science doctor I know.
531
00:32:41,205 --> 00:32:42,467
And I know a few.
532
00:32:43,947 --> 00:32:45,774
What else could it be?
533
00:32:45,862 --> 00:32:47,342
In the cave, there
was all that blood,
534
00:32:47,385 --> 00:32:48,386
and the footprint...
535
00:32:51,606 --> 00:32:53,347
You think Mr. Beagle's
all right?
536
00:32:55,262 --> 00:32:57,874
Yeah. Yeah, we'll find him.
537
00:32:58,744 --> 00:32:59,876
He's a, uh...
538
00:33:01,442 --> 00:33:02,443
good boy.
539
00:33:04,097 --> 00:33:05,838
He's the goodest.
540
00:33:06,665 --> 00:33:09,886
Um, what was that dinky
stuff about with the sheriff?
541
00:33:09,973 --> 00:33:12,410
Oh, just some juvenile
grade school bullshit.
542
00:33:12,497 --> 00:33:14,127
I don't even know how
they know that stuff.
543
00:33:14,151 --> 00:33:15,345
Now that we're partners and all,
544
00:33:15,369 --> 00:33:16,849
just tell me one thing.
545
00:33:16,936 --> 00:33:20,722
How in the hell does
a dinosaur exist?
546
00:33:22,463 --> 00:33:24,335
I have no idea.
547
00:33:24,422 --> 00:33:26,554
But first, we have to make sure.
548
00:33:26,641 --> 00:33:29,427
We have to match the
coprolite with the droppings.
549
00:33:29,514 --> 00:33:31,690
All right. Where to then?
550
00:33:31,777 --> 00:33:33,561
Elliott's house.
551
00:33:33,648 --> 00:33:35,476
You're gonna go up
here to the left.
552
00:33:35,563 --> 00:33:36,695
Left? -Yeah.
553
00:33:38,218 --> 00:33:40,307
How do you know where
that kid lives, weirdo?
554
00:33:40,394 --> 00:33:41,482
I stole the police report
555
00:33:41,569 --> 00:33:43,129
while they were making
fun of your dick.
556
00:33:45,530 --> 00:33:47,401
All right, now we just
got to get past his mom.
557
00:33:47,488 --> 00:33:49,360
I got this. Just watch my six.
558
00:33:56,236 --> 00:33:57,281
What are you doing?
559
00:34:02,590 --> 00:34:04,027
What are you wearing?
560
00:34:04,114 --> 00:34:06,681
Don't worry, all right? I got
this. Just follow my lead.
561
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,516
Here she comes.
Here she comes.
562
00:34:24,090 --> 00:34:25,091
Yes?
563
00:34:26,005 --> 00:34:28,355
Hello, madam.
564
00:34:28,442 --> 00:34:30,618
I'm special agent Johnny Utah.
565
00:34:30,705 --> 00:34:33,273
And this is Doctor...
566
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,798
Dr. Grant Walker,
a Scientologist.
567
00:34:36,885 --> 00:34:39,976
And we're here to do some
laboratory experiments
568
00:34:40,063 --> 00:34:42,195
on the feces that
used to be your son.
569
00:34:50,682 --> 00:34:52,901
Oh, thank God.
570
00:34:52,989 --> 00:34:54,294
So you do believe me?
571
00:34:54,381 --> 00:34:56,209
I told them my son
wasn't missing.
572
00:34:56,296 --> 00:34:57,950
Uh. Where's the
shit pile, ma'am?
573
00:34:58,037 --> 00:35:00,039
Upstairs.
574
00:35:00,126 --> 00:35:01,649
- Excuse me.
- This way?
575
00:35:01,736 --> 00:35:03,434
Yeah, you got it. Yeah.
576
00:35:03,521 --> 00:35:06,393
Up here? I see it!
577
00:35:09,483 --> 00:35:12,573
Oh, smells like a fart
in a spacesuit in here.
578
00:35:18,536 --> 00:35:21,191
Ooh. The boy's retainer?
579
00:35:21,278 --> 00:35:22,409
Yes.
580
00:35:28,415 --> 00:35:29,416
I was right.
581
00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:31,462
It's raptor shit.
582
00:35:33,203 --> 00:35:34,639
Are you sure?
583
00:35:34,726 --> 00:35:37,294
Look, man. I know my shit.
584
00:35:37,381 --> 00:35:39,513
Look at this. Look
at the grooves.
585
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,126
Ah, it's the same, yeah.
Like a monster truck tread.
586
00:35:43,213 --> 00:35:45,954
Son of a... Look,
there's corn in there.
587
00:35:46,042 --> 00:35:47,826
This is incredible.
588
00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:49,567
What's incredible, Doctor?
589
00:35:49,654 --> 00:35:51,438
Uh, Your Majesty,
we're gonna need to dig
590
00:35:51,525 --> 00:35:53,571
around your son
for a stool sample.
591
00:35:53,658 --> 00:35:55,703
Maybe, maybe it's
best you turn away.
592
00:35:55,790 --> 00:35:57,401
Wait a second.
593
00:36:08,716 --> 00:36:11,371
Oh. Oh, no!
594
00:36:11,458 --> 00:36:14,766
Oh. Oh, no!
595
00:36:14,853 --> 00:36:16,352
- What? What? What is it?
- No, Mr. Beagle!
596
00:36:16,376 --> 00:36:17,875
Mrs. Kintner, I think
it's best that you go
597
00:36:17,899 --> 00:36:18,944
in the other room
598
00:36:19,031 --> 00:36:20,511
and let us finish
this in privacy.
599
00:36:20,598 --> 00:36:21,599
No, Mr. Beagle!
600
00:36:23,775 --> 00:36:26,212
You fucker!
601
00:36:26,299 --> 00:36:28,649
Hey! Hey, stop it.
602
00:36:28,736 --> 00:36:30,738
- I want to kill him!
- Hey! Hey! Stop!
603
00:36:30,825 --> 00:36:33,089
- I want to kill him!
- Look at me. Stop!
604
00:36:33,176 --> 00:36:35,047
That is that woman's son!
605
00:36:35,134 --> 00:36:36,440
That's my dog!
606
00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:39,051
Get-get-get-get a
hold of yourself.
607
00:36:39,138 --> 00:36:40,444
How can we use
the coprolite now?
608
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:41,923
You just ruined our proof!
609
00:36:42,010 --> 00:36:45,318
I'm sorry, Dr. G. I
lost it, but shit, man!
610
00:36:45,405 --> 00:36:49,017
That's my dog in there.
It's hurting my heart!
611
00:36:49,105 --> 00:36:51,150
Let's just... Let's
just go. Okay?
612
00:36:51,237 --> 00:36:53,196
This poor woman has
been through enough.
613
00:36:55,241 --> 00:36:57,461
I'm gonna take a little
bit of Mr. Beagle with me.
614
00:36:57,548 --> 00:36:59,115
I got to take some of him.
615
00:36:59,202 --> 00:37:00,290
Fucker!
616
00:37:02,074 --> 00:37:03,815
Okay, so "all-inclusive" means
617
00:37:03,902 --> 00:37:05,382
I don't have to
leave the resort?
618
00:37:05,469 --> 00:37:07,340
Yes, ma'am. That will
come with a wristband
619
00:37:07,427 --> 00:37:09,037
for access to all our amenities,
620
00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:12,345
including bottomless drinks
at our three onsite bars...
621
00:37:12,432 --> 00:37:14,608
So-So what happens now, Doctor?
622
00:37:14,695 --> 00:37:16,697
We're gonna take your son...
623
00:37:16,784 --> 00:37:19,135
This sample back to
the lab for a study
624
00:37:19,222 --> 00:37:20,745
and we'll get back to you.
625
00:37:20,832 --> 00:37:22,331
Is there anything else
I can help you with?
626
00:37:22,355 --> 00:37:23,419
Smells like shit down here too.
627
00:37:23,443 --> 00:37:24,531
So can we go ahead
628
00:37:24,618 --> 00:37:26,058
and book you for
your singles cruise?
629
00:37:26,098 --> 00:37:27,578
Okay. So free drinks and...
630
00:37:28,796 --> 00:37:30,146
Shit.
631
00:37:32,235 --> 00:37:33,715
Hey, can you help
me with my ant farm?
632
00:37:33,801 --> 00:37:35,760
- It's broken.
- Uh, okay.
633
00:37:40,634 --> 00:37:42,114
- Hello.
- Amber.
634
00:37:42,201 --> 00:37:44,290
It's Grant. Walker.
635
00:37:44,377 --> 00:37:47,685
Yeah, I know. I'm
really glad you called.
636
00:37:47,772 --> 00:37:50,427
Yeah, uh, me too.
637
00:37:50,514 --> 00:37:53,995
Ah, Amber, please
go with me on this.
638
00:37:54,082 --> 00:37:55,693
You have to listen to me.
639
00:37:55,780 --> 00:37:59,784
I have undeniable evidence that
there could be a velociraptor
640
00:37:59,871 --> 00:38:02,482
in your area killing people.
641
00:38:02,569 --> 00:38:04,092
Well, this is a
really strange way
642
00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:05,920
- of asking me out.
- It's itchy.
643
00:38:06,007 --> 00:38:09,315
Um, is this some sort of
weird role-playing thing?
644
00:38:09,402 --> 00:38:12,840
No, no. Here, look at this.
645
00:38:12,927 --> 00:38:15,103
Ants! Ants! Ants!
646
00:38:15,191 --> 00:38:17,628
- It's in my hair!
- You sent me a pile of shit?
647
00:38:17,715 --> 00:38:18,890
That's raptor droppings.
648
00:38:18,977 --> 00:38:20,370
They're biting me!
649
00:38:20,457 --> 00:38:24,112
- Okay? Are you asking me out?
- No!
650
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,984
Stay in your house
and lock your doors.
651
00:38:26,071 --> 00:38:28,769
Do not go outside
until I call you again.
652
00:38:28,856 --> 00:38:30,684
What? I mean, this is insane.
653
00:38:30,771 --> 00:38:32,338
Oh, wait.
654
00:38:32,425 --> 00:38:34,795
If this is you trying to push me
away again, well, it's working.
655
00:38:34,819 --> 00:38:36,429
It's not that.
656
00:38:36,516 --> 00:38:39,084
All right. You haven't grown up
a bit since college. Goodbye.
657
00:38:39,171 --> 00:38:40,477
Shit.
658
00:38:41,739 --> 00:38:43,262
It's itchy! Ow!
659
00:38:44,611 --> 00:38:46,613
Women. Can't live with 'em.
660
00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:49,007
Can't convince 'em a
dinosaur might kill 'em.
661
00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:50,661
Irrational creatures.
662
00:38:55,883 --> 00:38:57,948
Is that that crazy chicken
lady from the commercials?
663
00:38:57,972 --> 00:39:00,323
Yeah, she's kind of a
big deal in these parts.
664
00:39:00,410 --> 00:39:01,541
Pull over.
665
00:39:01,628 --> 00:39:03,282
What the hell happened here?
666
00:39:06,329 --> 00:39:08,374
What the...
667
00:39:08,461 --> 00:39:10,550
Henrietta McCluckskey.
668
00:39:10,637 --> 00:39:13,031
What's happening,
you old bastard?
669
00:39:13,118 --> 00:39:14,989
You selling scrambled eggs now?
670
00:39:15,076 --> 00:39:18,602
Is that little Deniel Denielson?
671
00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:21,474
Oh, yeah, I remember
that ugly-ass face.
672
00:39:21,561 --> 00:39:26,000
Your name is Deniel?
Deniel Denielson?
673
00:39:26,087 --> 00:39:28,525
What the hell you think
"Denny" is short for?
674
00:39:28,612 --> 00:39:32,833
Did you two stop here
to fuck or buy eggs?
675
00:39:34,792 --> 00:39:36,402
Do you mind if we ask
what happened here?
676
00:39:36,489 --> 00:39:38,361
I don't know.
677
00:39:38,448 --> 00:39:40,580
Went into my truck
to have a smoke.
678
00:39:40,667 --> 00:39:42,278
Must have passed out.
679
00:39:42,365 --> 00:39:45,629
When I woke up, it was like
a tornado went through here.
680
00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:48,284
Smashed my eggs to bits!
681
00:39:48,371 --> 00:39:51,025
Blew the ass end
out of my mascot!
682
00:39:52,418 --> 00:39:53,637
Do you mind if we take a look?
683
00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:56,944
I could give a frog's
fat ass what you look at.
684
00:39:57,031 --> 00:39:59,338
Just don't break
any merchandise.
685
00:40:08,565 --> 00:40:12,308
Damn. Looks like something
blew his butthole out.
686
00:40:18,096 --> 00:40:19,706
Ew. What is it?
687
00:40:20,533 --> 00:40:21,578
Raptor semen?
688
00:40:22,622 --> 00:40:24,494
Looks like a bunch of cum to me.
689
00:40:26,278 --> 00:40:27,366
Hey, you... You're saying
690
00:40:27,453 --> 00:40:28,778
that dinosaur
mounted that chicken,
691
00:40:28,802 --> 00:40:32,458
blew his butthole out,
and busted a nut inside?
692
00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:35,113
I guess so.
693
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,550
I've been saying this all along!
694
00:40:37,637 --> 00:40:41,337
The government is making
man-sized chickens
695
00:40:41,424 --> 00:40:44,470
to put all us little
people out of work.
696
00:40:44,557 --> 00:40:47,995
Chicken-human hybrids
697
00:40:48,082 --> 00:40:53,131
controlled by 5G and chemtrails.
698
00:40:54,698 --> 00:40:58,702
Okay... Um, are you sure you
didn't see anything at all?
699
00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:02,358
Well, not unless you count the
back of my fucking eyelids.
700
00:41:03,794 --> 00:41:05,752
Okay, I'm gonna need a map.
701
00:41:06,753 --> 00:41:08,276
I got you, Doc G.
702
00:41:08,364 --> 00:41:10,714
What are you two
looking for anyway?
703
00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:12,542
Look, look. Official
business. All right?
704
00:41:12,629 --> 00:41:14,457
Don't get your tits in a tangle.
705
00:41:22,595 --> 00:41:24,597
You're not gonna buy any eggs?
706
00:41:26,512 --> 00:41:27,644
Assholes!
707
00:41:29,776 --> 00:41:32,213
Yeah, come on. Come
on. Check it out. Yeah.
708
00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:33,345
It's a beauty, ain't it?
709
00:41:35,478 --> 00:41:37,567
Yeah. Come on in. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, come on in.
710
00:41:43,137 --> 00:41:44,182
How you like it?
711
00:41:45,792 --> 00:41:47,359
It's, uh...
712
00:41:47,446 --> 00:41:50,667
Oh... Yeah, this is nice.
713
00:41:50,754 --> 00:41:52,277
This is... quaint.
714
00:41:52,364 --> 00:41:53,733
I got a few things
still, still coming
715
00:41:53,757 --> 00:41:54,975
from Amazon Prime.
716
00:41:55,062 --> 00:41:56,542
I think the tiki
stuff, you know,
717
00:41:56,629 --> 00:41:58,892
the tiki stuff kind of
ties it all together.
718
00:41:58,979 --> 00:42:01,678
Hmm... Yeah, no. That's,
that's the touch that did it.
719
00:42:01,765 --> 00:42:02,983
That, that made it, yeah.
720
00:42:03,070 --> 00:42:04,613
Oh, how rude of me.
Let me get you a drink.
721
00:42:04,637 --> 00:42:06,857
- Oh, no, no, I'm good.
- Oh, come on man.
722
00:42:06,944 --> 00:42:08,598
It'll help loosen you up.
723
00:42:12,689 --> 00:42:13,907
Pick your poison.
724
00:42:16,562 --> 00:42:18,564
There we go!
725
00:42:23,526 --> 00:42:25,092
- Ooh.
- That's a lot.
726
00:42:25,179 --> 00:42:27,138
- A little more?
- No, no, I'm good.
727
00:42:29,445 --> 00:42:31,708
So I'd like to, uh...
728
00:42:31,795 --> 00:42:34,798
Sorry about the flies. We
got some kind of infestation.
729
00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:35,973
To new partners,
730
00:42:37,714 --> 00:42:39,890
new friends.
731
00:42:41,108 --> 00:42:44,198
And, uh... Mr. Beagle.
732
00:42:44,285 --> 00:42:45,896
May we avenge his death.
733
00:42:47,724 --> 00:42:49,595
And, and, and the
kid and shit too.
734
00:42:50,727 --> 00:42:51,815
The doo-doo kid.
735
00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:52,903
Hmm.
736
00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:01,346
What the hell is that?
737
00:43:01,433 --> 00:43:04,741
A blend. I blended a
few things together.
738
00:43:04,828 --> 00:43:07,918
Oh, oh. Since we're
partners and-and friends,
739
00:43:08,005 --> 00:43:09,528
drinking bud... and
drinking buddies,
740
00:43:09,615 --> 00:43:12,052
I'd like to present
you with, um...
741
00:43:12,139 --> 00:43:13,377
a little something
that's gonna...
742
00:43:13,401 --> 00:43:14,881
gonna help us communicate
743
00:43:14,968 --> 00:43:16,492
when we're together.
And I, uh...
744
00:43:21,758 --> 00:43:23,455
I think...
745
00:43:23,542 --> 00:43:25,762
That's my dad. I
think my dad, um...
746
00:43:28,329 --> 00:43:31,898
I think he'd want you to
have this. Here, here.
747
00:43:31,985 --> 00:43:35,859
- Oh, no, no, no. I can't.
- No, no. You've earned it.
748
00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:38,296
- Thanks.
- Brothers in arms.
749
00:43:38,383 --> 00:43:39,906
- Brothers in arms.
- Hey. Hey.
750
00:43:39,993 --> 00:43:41,212
Didn't you say you had a map?
751
00:43:41,299 --> 00:43:42,909
I got a big ass map.
752
00:43:42,996 --> 00:43:45,390
Whole ci... Whole-whole city!
753
00:43:51,657 --> 00:43:54,051
Whoa. Hold up. Hold up.
Let me set the mood.
754
00:43:54,138 --> 00:43:55,138
Yeah.
755
00:43:56,140 --> 00:43:57,750
Oh, yeah, that's better.
756
00:44:02,625 --> 00:44:04,888
Um, I can't see anything.
757
00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:07,455
Okay. Hold up. Wait.
758
00:44:11,547 --> 00:44:14,375
Okay. Well, you could have just
turned the lights on, but...
759
00:44:14,462 --> 00:44:15,725
Uh, do you have any thumbtacks?
760
00:44:19,206 --> 00:44:21,774
I don't have
thumbtacks, but... Oh!
761
00:44:24,255 --> 00:44:25,865
I got these Chums.
762
00:44:27,171 --> 00:44:28,259
- Chums?
- Yeah, Chums.
763
00:44:28,346 --> 00:44:29,782
Like you and me. Chums.
764
00:44:29,869 --> 00:44:32,132
I used, I used to collect
these as a kid, didn't you?
765
00:44:32,742 --> 00:44:34,047
No.
766
00:44:34,134 --> 00:44:37,181
This is, um... Well,
this is Jimmy Chonga.
767
00:44:37,268 --> 00:44:39,879
This is, uh, Larry... Oh.
768
00:44:39,966 --> 00:44:42,012
You keep Larry Loco.
It's my favorite.
769
00:44:42,099 --> 00:44:43,796
And I'm gonna take,
uh, Alberto Gordo.
770
00:44:43,883 --> 00:44:45,581
This is to symbolize
our Chummidom.
771
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,499
- How old are you?
- 41.
772
00:44:51,587 --> 00:44:53,110
You ever think about
wearing sunscreen?
773
00:44:53,197 --> 00:44:54,981
No. It's bad for the skin.
774
00:44:55,068 --> 00:44:57,505
No, yeah, you don't want
that. You don't want that.
775
00:45:00,204 --> 00:45:01,945
We need to establish
776
00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:03,632
- the raptor's hunting territory.
- Okay.
777
00:45:03,686 --> 00:45:06,123
Here is Dino World
778
00:45:06,210 --> 00:45:07,820
or what we know is
the first attack.
779
00:45:07,907 --> 00:45:11,432
- Okay. Yeah, that's Larry Loco.
- Yeah. Yeah, I know.
780
00:45:11,519 --> 00:45:14,087
This is Elliott's house.
781
00:45:14,174 --> 00:45:15,393
That's Jimmy Chonga.
782
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,569
- Jimmy Chonga. Jimmy Chonga?
- Jimmy Chonga.
783
00:45:17,656 --> 00:45:20,050
Great. Jimmy is
gonna be Henrietta
784
00:45:20,137 --> 00:45:21,288
because this is
Henrietta's egg stand.
785
00:45:21,312 --> 00:45:22,661
Okay.
786
00:45:22,748 --> 00:45:25,838
So, a raptor's hunting
territory is roughly estimated
787
00:45:25,925 --> 00:45:29,494
to be about 20 square miles,
which would lead him...
788
00:45:30,669 --> 00:45:31,669
here.
789
00:45:35,282 --> 00:45:37,633
Let's go kill us
a fucking raptor.
790
00:45:44,291 --> 00:45:47,773
Hi, guys. Oh,
everyone's here tonight.
791
00:45:47,860 --> 00:45:51,255
It's feeding time! Yub-nub.
792
00:45:56,129 --> 00:45:57,391
Oh.
793
00:45:58,915 --> 00:46:01,439
Where did Razzle go?
794
00:46:09,882 --> 00:46:14,757
And now where's
that darn Dazzle?
795
00:46:17,934 --> 00:46:20,763
Razzle? Dazzle?
796
00:46:22,460 --> 00:46:23,679
Oh, well.
797
00:46:34,515 --> 00:46:39,303
Well, then, where did
everyone go tonight?
798
00:47:01,804 --> 00:47:04,415
That's a lot of mayonnaise.
799
00:47:04,502 --> 00:47:07,505
- You never know.
- No. No, you never do.
800
00:47:07,592 --> 00:47:09,507
Go ahead, take a few
with you. It's fine.
801
00:47:09,594 --> 00:47:10,856
Oh, no, I'm good.
802
00:47:10,943 --> 00:47:13,424
I have some at
home in a bottle...
803
00:47:14,381 --> 00:47:15,643
Like everyone.
804
00:47:17,036 --> 00:47:19,604
Testing, testing. One,
two, one, two, one, two.
805
00:47:19,691 --> 00:47:21,345
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
806
00:47:21,432 --> 00:47:23,173
Doc G, Doc G. Come in, Doc G.
807
00:47:23,260 --> 00:47:24,740
Boop, boop, boop, boop!
808
00:47:24,827 --> 00:47:27,655
Hey, Doc G. Copy that.
809
00:47:27,743 --> 00:47:30,267
Hey, uh, can you turn your
walkie to, uh, channel 16?
810
00:47:30,354 --> 00:47:32,443
- Make sure it's on 16.
- Can you just please stop?
811
00:47:32,530 --> 00:47:33,792
Keep your eyes on the road!
812
00:47:33,879 --> 00:47:36,969
We're not 11-year-old
treehouse buddies.
813
00:47:37,056 --> 00:47:38,405
We're not using these.
814
00:47:47,110 --> 00:47:49,852
So... you grew up here.
815
00:47:51,244 --> 00:47:52,593
How was that?
816
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:53,812
It was fine.
817
00:47:54,944 --> 00:47:57,990
There was this...
818
00:47:58,077 --> 00:48:00,427
this incident, you know,
in the sixth grade.
819
00:48:04,605 --> 00:48:06,782
I mean, I guess I
should tell you,
820
00:48:06,869 --> 00:48:08,566
with our budding
bromance and all.
821
00:48:11,351 --> 00:48:13,440
I started that day pumped.
822
00:48:13,527 --> 00:48:15,747
My dad, my daddy
had just bought me
823
00:48:15,834 --> 00:48:20,143
a new pair of MC Hammer pants...
824
00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:21,927
for the school talent show.
825
00:48:22,014 --> 00:48:24,103
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, man.
826
00:48:24,190 --> 00:48:25,602
And I was in the
middle of a performance
827
00:48:25,626 --> 00:48:27,411
of "Can't Touch This."
828
00:48:27,498 --> 00:48:28,934
I mean the whole
school was there.
829
00:48:29,021 --> 00:48:30,153
The whole town.
830
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:32,503
And sitting right
front and center...
831
00:48:32,590 --> 00:48:35,332
Ooh. Oh, the love of my life.
832
00:48:36,159 --> 00:48:37,682
Gina Del Vecchio.
833
00:48:39,553 --> 00:48:41,207
Yeah, man.
834
00:48:41,294 --> 00:48:43,862
I had that crowd eating
out of the palm of my hand.
835
00:48:43,949 --> 00:48:46,517
I was too legit to quit.
836
00:48:47,823 --> 00:48:50,477
Oh, man!
837
00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:56,396
And then I got to...
838
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,009
"Stop, hammer time."
839
00:49:00,792 --> 00:49:02,620
Mm.
840
00:49:02,707 --> 00:49:04,709
Dusty Peters pulled
my MC Hammer pants
841
00:49:04,796 --> 00:49:06,624
and my tighty-whities
down to my ankles...
842
00:49:09,453 --> 00:49:10,613
in front of the whole school.
843
00:49:11,716 --> 00:49:13,936
And Gina Del Vecchio.
844
00:49:16,590 --> 00:49:19,419
Well, in a fit of irony...
845
00:49:22,596 --> 00:49:24,207
it definitely
wasn't hammer time.
846
00:49:26,165 --> 00:49:28,689
My little underdeveloped
sixth-grade baby dick
847
00:49:28,776 --> 00:49:30,474
just sitting on my
nuts like an acorn.
848
00:49:33,912 --> 00:49:36,872
After that, everyone started
calling me Dinky Dick Denny.
849
00:49:43,139 --> 00:49:44,139
That's...
850
00:49:45,010 --> 00:49:46,010
horrible.
851
00:49:46,794 --> 00:49:47,795
I'm sorry.
852
00:49:53,366 --> 00:49:56,282
Yeah. Well, that nickname
followed me my whole life.
853
00:49:58,415 --> 00:50:01,200
And Dusty Peters married
Gina Del Vecchio.
854
00:50:04,682 --> 00:50:08,773
Man, you think it was my dream
to be security at Dino World?
855
00:50:08,860 --> 00:50:10,253
Well, I love Dino World.
856
00:50:12,168 --> 00:50:14,735
But I wanted to be a sheriff.
857
00:50:14,822 --> 00:50:16,737
That nickname
fucked that up too.
858
00:50:22,004 --> 00:50:23,570
I can relate.
859
00:50:23,657 --> 00:50:26,269
Not about the small
dick stuff, but...
860
00:50:33,363 --> 00:50:34,668
It's grown a little bit.
861
00:50:36,105 --> 00:50:37,105
Oh.
862
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:42,067
All right, we could be close.
863
00:50:43,764 --> 00:50:45,070
Amber does live up here.
864
00:50:45,157 --> 00:50:47,943
Oh, yeah? Gina lives
two streets over.
865
00:50:48,030 --> 00:50:50,858
You know the big house
with the stone front?
866
00:50:50,946 --> 00:50:52,746
Her bedroom's the second
window from the left.
867
00:50:54,645 --> 00:50:55,907
Or so I've heard.
868
00:50:57,735 --> 00:50:59,175
Wait a minute. What
the hell is that?
869
00:51:00,651 --> 00:51:01,652
Stop!
870
00:51:15,100 --> 00:51:16,100
Look at this.
871
00:51:16,797 --> 00:51:17,885
Eerie.
872
00:51:22,890 --> 00:51:24,980
What the hell kind
of critter is that?
873
00:51:28,157 --> 00:51:29,462
It's a hairball.
874
00:51:32,596 --> 00:51:36,643
My guess is... it just ate
an old lady and her cats.
875
00:51:48,525 --> 00:51:50,657
What is it, Doc?
876
00:51:50,744 --> 00:51:52,877
It's what's left of an
old lady and her cats.
877
00:51:52,964 --> 00:51:54,966
Jeez, man!
878
00:51:55,053 --> 00:51:56,881
Does this thing know no bounds?
879
00:51:56,968 --> 00:51:59,536
First, it kills my dog.
Then a... then a kid,
880
00:51:59,623 --> 00:52:02,104
and then a sweet old
lady and her cats?
881
00:52:02,191 --> 00:52:03,192
I mean, what's next?
882
00:52:04,323 --> 00:52:05,759
A freaking handicap?
883
00:52:25,475 --> 00:52:26,476
Uh-oh.
884
00:52:27,694 --> 00:52:29,044
- Grimley.
- Yeah, Sheriff.
885
00:52:29,131 --> 00:52:30,697
This is Grant Walker.
886
00:52:30,784 --> 00:52:32,177
The raptor I told you about?
887
00:52:33,396 --> 00:52:35,050
Just ripped someone's head off!
888
00:52:35,137 --> 00:52:37,095
Listen, you crazy bastard,
889
00:52:37,182 --> 00:52:39,271
you call here and
harass this station
890
00:52:39,358 --> 00:52:42,100
with any more of
your dino doo-doo
891
00:52:42,187 --> 00:52:44,929
and I'll throw you and
your dinky dick pal
892
00:52:45,016 --> 00:52:48,063
in jail! You got it?
893
00:52:48,150 --> 00:52:50,282
- Hello?
- Fuck those guys.
894
00:52:50,369 --> 00:52:52,023
There's new sheriffs in town.
895
00:52:54,547 --> 00:52:56,071
Oh, man, that could
have been cool!
896
00:53:05,297 --> 00:53:07,430
Hannah, I'm taking a
bath. Are you good?
897
00:53:07,517 --> 00:53:08,648
Yeah.
898
00:54:02,354 --> 00:54:03,354
Hannah?
899
00:54:05,183 --> 00:54:06,793
Hannah, were you in here?
900
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:07,881
No.
901
00:55:12,946 --> 00:55:14,209
Hey!
902
00:56:18,403 --> 00:56:19,403
Amber!
903
00:56:32,069 --> 00:56:33,113
Amber!
904
00:56:34,593 --> 00:56:35,594
Where are you?
905
00:56:40,643 --> 00:56:41,731
Amber?
906
00:56:48,651 --> 00:56:52,698
- Here, boy!
- Stop that.
907
00:57:02,142 --> 00:57:03,230
It's upstairs.
908
00:57:09,672 --> 00:57:11,282
What the shit?
909
00:57:13,676 --> 00:57:15,199
Where is he?
910
00:57:16,983 --> 00:57:19,246
- Denny! Shoot it!
- What? Shoot what?
911
00:57:19,334 --> 00:57:20,726
I can't see shit!
912
00:57:33,348 --> 00:57:34,740
Fucker.
913
00:57:45,272 --> 00:57:46,361
Look out!
914
00:57:47,013 --> 00:57:48,363
What is this?!
915
00:58:16,652 --> 00:58:17,696
What is this?
916
00:58:21,047 --> 00:58:23,093
Ow! Ah!
917
00:58:23,180 --> 00:58:26,226
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
918
00:58:26,313 --> 00:58:28,707
- That's from Predator.
- Yeah, I remember.
919
00:58:28,794 --> 00:58:29,882
Oh, Grant!
920
00:58:29,969 --> 00:58:32,494
Amber, your arm. Are you okay?
921
00:58:32,581 --> 00:58:34,341
I saw it. And I'm so sorry
I didn't believe you.
922
00:58:34,365 --> 00:58:35,932
Wait, wait, wait. You saw it?
923
00:58:36,019 --> 00:58:38,021
I-I think so. It all
happened so fast.
924
00:58:38,108 --> 00:58:40,173
- It attacked me and then...
- It's like a fucking chameleon!
925
00:58:40,197 --> 00:58:41,416
I couldn't see shit!
926
00:58:41,503 --> 00:58:43,374
Was that really a raptor?
927
00:58:43,461 --> 00:58:44,506
Yes.
928
00:58:46,159 --> 00:58:47,683
An invisible raptor.
929
00:58:48,335 --> 00:58:50,076
Holy shit!
930
00:58:50,163 --> 00:58:52,427
Amber, I need you to go
as far away from here
931
00:58:52,514 --> 00:58:54,472
- as you can.
- Uh... Okay. Uh...
932
00:58:54,559 --> 00:58:56,319
- There's a car a-a minute away.
- Okay, okay.
933
00:58:56,343 --> 00:58:57,606
Hannah, go get your things!
934
00:58:57,693 --> 00:58:59,651
How are we gonna stop
this thing, Doc G?
935
00:58:59,738 --> 00:59:02,262
I don't know, Denny, but
we haven't much time.
936
00:59:04,003 --> 00:59:06,919
- That was fast.
- Rideshare for Amber!
937
00:59:07,006 --> 00:59:08,443
Hannah, hurry up!
938
00:59:09,835 --> 00:59:11,054
Jesus, that kid.
939
00:59:11,141 --> 00:59:12,142
Come on!
940
00:59:17,016 --> 00:59:19,336
Grant, I should stay with you
and help you stop this thing.
941
00:59:19,366 --> 00:59:22,065
No, Amber, you go and be
safe with our daughter.
942
00:59:23,066 --> 00:59:25,416
"Our" daughter? You think...
943
00:59:25,503 --> 00:59:26,809
No, she's not even my daughter.
944
00:59:26,896 --> 00:59:28,776
No, she's my ex-husband's
from a previous thing.
945
00:59:32,379 --> 00:59:34,686
Oh, thank God.
946
00:59:34,773 --> 00:59:37,994
Oh, I was trying to
be cool with that.
947
00:59:38,081 --> 00:59:40,170
Oh, but you know, that
was gonna bother me.
948
00:59:40,257 --> 00:59:41,388
I have to be honest.
949
00:59:41,476 --> 00:59:43,036
That's why I even
hesitated to call you.
950
00:59:43,869 --> 00:59:45,697
I'm sorry. No offense, Hailey.
951
00:59:45,784 --> 00:59:47,525
It's Hannah.
952
00:59:47,612 --> 00:59:50,267
- It doesn't matter.
- I'm staying with you.
953
00:59:51,703 --> 00:59:52,922
Aw.
954
01:00:01,583 --> 01:00:03,125
Before y'all start making
whoopee in front of me,
955
01:00:03,149 --> 01:00:04,977
I think you should
divert your attention
956
01:00:05,064 --> 01:00:06,424
to the little ninja
man watching us
957
01:00:06,457 --> 01:00:08,067
from behind that
tree over there.
958
01:00:08,154 --> 01:00:09,982
I see you, motherfucker!
959
01:00:11,114 --> 01:00:12,332
Oh, he's got wheels!
960
01:00:12,898 --> 01:00:13,899
Let's go.
961
01:00:15,335 --> 01:00:16,467
Surprise!
962
01:00:20,427 --> 01:00:22,299
Who the hell are you?
963
01:00:22,386 --> 01:00:24,736
And why are you watching us?
964
01:00:24,823 --> 01:00:26,433
Why... why you watching us?
965
01:00:26,521 --> 01:00:29,175
You wouldn't be out here
looking for... Oh, I don't know,
966
01:00:29,262 --> 01:00:31,308
an invisible fucking
raptor, now would you?
967
01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:32,677
Shut up! Shut up!
Everybody get in the van
968
01:00:32,701 --> 01:00:34,267
before we all get killed.
969
01:00:43,146 --> 01:00:45,061
What do you know about
the invisible raptor?
970
01:00:45,148 --> 01:00:47,237
How do you know about
the invisible raptor?
971
01:00:47,324 --> 01:00:51,284
Because we know it exists.
And it's killing people.
972
01:00:51,371 --> 01:00:52,982
But I have a feeling
you know a lot more.
973
01:00:53,069 --> 01:00:54,461
Explain this.
974
01:00:54,549 --> 01:00:55,941
Hey, that's classified
information.
975
01:00:56,028 --> 01:00:57,987
Well, how about we
declassify that shit?
976
01:00:59,249 --> 01:01:01,033
Okay. Okay. Okay.
977
01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:04,559
Raptor Weaponization.
978
01:01:05,211 --> 01:01:06,517
Invisibility?
979
01:01:06,604 --> 01:01:08,519
Wait a minute.
980
01:01:08,606 --> 01:01:11,870
Tyler Corp? As in
Dr. Steven Tyler?
981
01:01:11,957 --> 01:01:13,698
What's Aerosmith
got to do with this?
982
01:01:16,222 --> 01:01:17,659
You start talking.
983
01:01:17,746 --> 01:01:20,531
My friend here has an
itchy trigger finger.
984
01:01:20,618 --> 01:01:22,141
Yeah, I got a lot
of itchy things.
985
01:01:22,228 --> 01:01:23,447
Okay. Okay. Okay.
986
01:01:23,534 --> 01:01:25,580
I work for Dr. Tyler
at Tyler Corp.
987
01:01:25,667 --> 01:01:28,104
And yes, the invisible raptor
is ours and it escaped.
988
01:01:28,191 --> 01:01:30,976
Now I suggest you let me
go, so I can go get it back.
989
01:01:31,063 --> 01:01:34,197
Wait, wait. Dr. Tyler
created raptors?
990
01:01:34,284 --> 01:01:36,242
A raptor, yes.
991
01:01:36,329 --> 01:01:37,461
How?
992
01:01:37,548 --> 01:01:40,246
Uh. Did you see Jurassic Park?
993
01:01:41,247 --> 01:01:43,554
- Yes.
- We did that.
994
01:01:43,641 --> 01:01:45,687
But how did you
make it invisible?
995
01:01:45,774 --> 01:01:47,708
- Did you see The Invisible Man?
- Whoa, wait, stop!
996
01:01:47,732 --> 01:01:49,168
Don't say anything.
I hate spoilers.
997
01:01:49,255 --> 01:01:51,127
It's a remake of an
old film! I just...
998
01:01:51,214 --> 01:01:53,259
All right, all right.
Two more questions.
999
01:01:53,346 --> 01:01:55,131
What happens if we get it wet?
1000
01:01:55,218 --> 01:01:56,915
Or feed it after midnight?
1001
01:01:59,875 --> 01:02:02,965
Nothing? Nothing happens.
1002
01:02:04,053 --> 01:02:06,272
All right, just checking.
We know all we need to know.
1003
01:02:06,359 --> 01:02:07,709
We-We don't have time for this.
1004
01:02:07,796 --> 01:02:09,236
I have to get Chance
back to the lab.
1005
01:02:09,275 --> 01:02:10,929
He's a very expensive asset.
1006
01:02:11,016 --> 01:02:12,931
You named it Chance?
1007
01:02:13,018 --> 01:02:14,672
Yeah. Chance the Raptor.
1008
01:02:14,759 --> 01:02:17,632
You know what? Fuck
Chance the Raptor.
1009
01:02:17,719 --> 01:02:19,938
And fuck Tyler the Creator!
1010
01:02:20,025 --> 01:02:22,027
You know what,
fuck Aerosmith too!
1011
01:02:22,114 --> 01:02:25,770
If you think we're taking this
abomination back, dream on.
1012
01:02:25,857 --> 01:02:27,250
You're crazy!
1013
01:02:27,337 --> 01:02:29,054
Hey, look, I just... I got
to get him back to the lab
1014
01:02:29,078 --> 01:02:31,297
before they know he's gone
or I'm gonna lose my job.
1015
01:02:31,384 --> 01:02:33,822
They-They don't know he's gone?
1016
01:02:33,909 --> 01:02:35,998
No. He's invisible.
1017
01:02:38,783 --> 01:02:41,525
Access granted:
Gordon Crawford.
1018
01:02:41,612 --> 01:02:42,657
Later, Willie!
1019
01:02:47,313 --> 01:02:49,794
Did you Weekend at
Bernie's that man?
1020
01:02:51,970 --> 01:02:54,669
I was going for more of
a Ferris Bueller but...
1021
01:02:54,756 --> 01:02:56,453
You're insane.
1022
01:02:56,540 --> 01:02:59,891
Your experiment has gone rogue.
1023
01:02:59,978 --> 01:03:01,260
We're not bringing
this back to your lab
1024
01:03:01,284 --> 01:03:03,068
so Tyler can have his weapon.
1025
01:03:03,155 --> 01:03:06,028
What part of "people
are dying out there"
1026
01:03:06,115 --> 01:03:07,377
do you not understand?
1027
01:03:07,464 --> 01:03:09,684
He's not just an
experiment to me.
1028
01:03:09,771 --> 01:03:11,598
No, I-I raised him.
1029
01:03:12,730 --> 01:03:14,340
His first birthday.
1030
01:03:16,647 --> 01:03:18,344
I raised him better
than my own son.
1031
01:03:18,431 --> 01:03:20,912
He's in a little suit phase.
1032
01:03:20,999 --> 01:03:22,261
You know what, mister.
1033
01:03:22,348 --> 01:03:23,741
I'd feel sorry for you
1034
01:03:23,828 --> 01:03:27,049
if your pet hadn't just
eaten my best friend.
1035
01:03:27,832 --> 01:03:29,138
But he did.
1036
01:03:29,225 --> 01:03:32,315
And he made doo-doo
and hairballs
1037
01:03:32,402 --> 01:03:34,665
out of old ladies
and little kids.
1038
01:03:34,752 --> 01:03:38,408
So, enough of this bullshit.
1039
01:03:40,323 --> 01:03:41,692
Take it out. Take
it out. Take it out.
1040
01:03:41,716 --> 01:03:44,022
I'll take this out
on one condition.
1041
01:03:44,109 --> 01:03:46,024
You're gonna use your
Star Trek shit here
1042
01:03:46,111 --> 01:03:47,896
to help us kill it.
1043
01:03:47,983 --> 01:03:49,288
- Catch it.
- Catch it.
1044
01:03:49,375 --> 01:03:50,855
Okay. Okay. I'll
help you get it.
1045
01:03:50,942 --> 01:03:52,857
Jesus. Just take it out.
1046
01:04:03,607 --> 01:04:05,000
Maybe I should have the tranq.
1047
01:04:05,087 --> 01:04:08,264
Stop! Can't touch this!
That tranq is strong enough
1048
01:04:08,351 --> 01:04:09,676
to put an elephant
down for 24 hours.
1049
01:04:09,700 --> 01:04:11,571
You don't want it going off.
1050
01:04:11,658 --> 01:04:15,662
This is all very sensitive
and expensive equipment.
1051
01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:18,143
Now this guy uses
thermal imaging
1052
01:04:18,230 --> 01:04:19,512
and it's the only thing
we can use to track
1053
01:04:19,536 --> 01:04:20,580
his whereabouts.
1054
01:04:20,667 --> 01:04:22,669
And I only have one pair.
1055
01:04:25,194 --> 01:04:26,978
Oh! He's here. He's here.
1056
01:04:28,023 --> 01:04:30,286
Hey, Chance. Hey, buddy.
1057
01:04:30,373 --> 01:04:33,942
There you are. Easy.
1058
01:04:34,029 --> 01:04:36,945
- What is he doing?
- Okay, easy.
1059
01:04:37,728 --> 01:04:39,730
Chance, sit.
1060
01:04:39,817 --> 01:04:42,211
Hey, maybe I have a
milk bone for you.
1061
01:04:42,298 --> 01:04:44,343
Yeah? But you got to sit.
1062
01:04:44,430 --> 01:04:46,389
Can you sit for me? Chance?
1063
01:04:47,607 --> 01:04:49,522
Easy, easy.
1064
01:04:50,567 --> 01:04:52,743
Chance. Sit!
1065
01:04:53,918 --> 01:04:55,572
Slow.
1066
01:04:55,659 --> 01:04:57,661
Good boy.
1067
01:04:57,748 --> 01:04:59,663
All right, let's get you home.
1068
01:05:19,422 --> 01:05:21,424
There you are.
1069
01:05:23,905 --> 01:05:26,342
He's choking on the ninja
man's expensive gear!
1070
01:05:32,043 --> 01:05:33,436
Denny, what's your plan?
1071
01:05:33,523 --> 01:05:36,569
Saw this in a little
movie called Jaws.
1072
01:05:45,709 --> 01:05:47,667
Jeez. How fast
are those things?
1073
01:05:47,754 --> 01:05:50,322
40 miles an hour. Jinx.
1074
01:05:50,409 --> 01:05:51,802
You owe me a soda.
1075
01:05:55,545 --> 01:05:56,633
Where's it going?
1076
01:06:10,125 --> 01:06:11,953
You better make this shot, dude.
1077
01:06:12,823 --> 01:06:15,130
Dude, your sister
is hot as fuck.
1078
01:06:15,217 --> 01:06:16,479
Super hot.
1079
01:06:16,566 --> 01:06:18,220
It sounds like that
party's fucking lame.
1080
01:06:19,699 --> 01:06:20,875
Come on, man. Just smoke it.
1081
01:06:20,962 --> 01:06:23,225
Nothing bad will happen.
1082
01:06:23,312 --> 01:06:24,574
Yeah. Thanks for holding.
1083
01:06:24,661 --> 01:06:26,358
The store manager will
be with you shortly.
1084
01:06:26,445 --> 01:06:29,709
I have been holding for
an hour and 17 minutes
1085
01:06:29,796 --> 01:06:32,016
to speak to a goddamn manager!
1086
01:06:32,103 --> 01:06:33,539
Ma'am, you need to calm down.
1087
01:06:33,626 --> 01:06:35,933
I said the store manager's
gonna be with you shortly.
1088
01:06:36,020 --> 01:06:38,849
Another goddamn hour? I...
1089
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:43,854
Fuck!
1090
01:06:45,856 --> 01:06:48,163
Party! Turn that
shit up, dude!
1091
01:06:48,250 --> 01:06:50,774
Whoo!
1092
01:06:58,608 --> 01:07:00,088
Sheriff Grimley.
1093
01:07:00,175 --> 01:07:03,918
Sheriff, there are a bunch of
millennials having a party.
1094
01:07:04,005 --> 01:07:09,010
Oh, Karen! How did you
get this extension?
1095
01:07:09,097 --> 01:07:11,229
There's nothing illegal
about having a party.
1096
01:07:11,316 --> 01:07:14,319
They're making a lot of noise.
They're disturbing the peace
1097
01:07:14,406 --> 01:07:15,494
and it is late.
1098
01:07:15,581 --> 01:07:18,715
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday.
1099
01:07:18,802 --> 01:07:20,891
Just send somebody over here!
1100
01:07:23,633 --> 01:07:27,550
Well, better check it out.
Got nothing better to do.
1101
01:07:27,637 --> 01:07:29,639
Hey, ding-dong.
1102
01:07:29,726 --> 01:07:31,293
Hey, ding-dong!
1103
01:07:32,424 --> 01:07:33,599
Let's go!
1104
01:07:45,524 --> 01:07:46,961
What the hell is this?
1105
01:07:48,614 --> 01:07:50,660
Damn kids.
1106
01:07:59,364 --> 01:08:00,820
Yeah, this is the
manager, Rudy, speaking.
1107
01:08:00,844 --> 01:08:03,194
How may I help you? Ma'am?
1108
01:08:04,587 --> 01:08:06,502
You called about the
air fryer? Again?
1109
01:08:08,156 --> 01:08:11,159
Uh. Yeah, the good news is
you had the protection plan,
1110
01:08:11,246 --> 01:08:13,074
so it's not gonna cost
you an arm and a leg.
1111
01:08:13,161 --> 01:08:15,598
The bad news is, uh...
1112
01:08:15,685 --> 01:08:18,166
Are you there? Ma'am?
1113
01:08:18,253 --> 01:08:19,973
Uh, can you get closer
to the phone, please?
1114
01:08:21,865 --> 01:08:24,955
Okay. I guess you're
definitely still there.
1115
01:08:25,042 --> 01:08:27,262
So, like I was saying,
if you just, uh...
1116
01:08:27,349 --> 01:08:28,698
It's tearing me apart!
1117
01:08:28,785 --> 01:08:30,395
Okay. Yeah, you're
overreacting
1118
01:08:30,482 --> 01:08:32,397
because it's just an air fryer.
1119
01:08:32,484 --> 01:08:34,269
It's killing me!
1120
01:08:41,319 --> 01:08:43,626
No matter what happens,
we have to stick together.
1121
01:08:43,713 --> 01:08:46,107
Raptors are known to pick
off the sick and the weak.
1122
01:08:46,194 --> 01:08:47,499
And eat stragglers.
1123
01:08:47,586 --> 01:08:48,674
Where's Denny?
1124
01:08:50,198 --> 01:08:51,721
Denny, what are you doing?
1125
01:08:51,808 --> 01:08:55,638
I'm fucking with his heat vision
He won't be able to see us!
1126
01:08:55,725 --> 01:08:56,900
Like in Predator.
1127
01:08:56,987 --> 01:09:00,208
You want some mud?
Here, I've got some mud.
1128
01:09:00,295 --> 01:09:02,906
The thermal imaging was
just for us to see it.
1129
01:09:02,993 --> 01:09:04,647
Raptors don't have heat vision.
1130
01:09:04,734 --> 01:09:06,170
Now you're just muddy.
1131
01:09:06,257 --> 01:09:08,129
Well, raptors may not,
1132
01:09:08,216 --> 01:09:11,045
but we don't know how
invisible raptors see us.
1133
01:09:12,568 --> 01:09:13,699
He's got a point.
1134
01:09:15,136 --> 01:09:16,572
Just come on. Stay close.
1135
01:09:22,491 --> 01:09:25,494
All right!
1136
01:09:25,581 --> 01:09:28,105
Oh, jeez. Will you
put on your badge?
1137
01:09:28,192 --> 01:09:30,673
We're in public. We got
to look respectable.
1138
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,501
No one has to wear
'em at the station.
1139
01:09:36,635 --> 01:09:38,463
Hey, can I ask you a question?
1140
01:09:41,945 --> 01:09:43,729
Are you living your dream?
1141
01:09:45,340 --> 01:09:46,341
What?
1142
01:09:46,428 --> 01:09:48,038
Like, when you
were a little boy?
1143
01:09:49,387 --> 01:09:51,128
Is this what you
dreamt of doing?
1144
01:09:57,569 --> 01:09:59,397
Do you mind if I share
my dream with you?
1145
01:10:00,006 --> 01:10:01,007
No.
1146
01:10:03,358 --> 01:10:06,012
I got a real passion
for electronic music.
1147
01:10:08,014 --> 01:10:09,581
Have you ever been to Berlin?
1148
01:10:09,668 --> 01:10:12,889
- I can't say that I have.
- Oh, you're really missing out.
1149
01:10:12,976 --> 01:10:16,110
The EDM scene there
is like no other.
1150
01:10:16,197 --> 01:10:17,894
And if you ever
get a chance to go,
1151
01:10:17,981 --> 01:10:19,678
you got to try to get into...
1152
01:10:19,765 --> 01:10:21,289
Berghain.
1153
01:10:21,376 --> 01:10:24,727
Oh, well I'll be sure
to make a point of that
1154
01:10:24,814 --> 01:10:26,685
in my "don't give
a shit" planner.
1155
01:10:28,122 --> 01:10:30,254
- I just finished my demo.
- Hmm.
1156
01:10:30,341 --> 01:10:31,951
I think people are
really gonna like it.
1157
01:10:32,038 --> 01:10:33,364
I wouldn't jump to
any conclusions.
1158
01:10:33,388 --> 01:10:35,868
Oh. You just give
it a listen, okay?
1159
01:10:35,955 --> 01:10:37,522
- And be honest with me, okay?
- Uh.
1160
01:10:37,609 --> 01:10:39,002
You're not gonna
hurt my feelings.
1161
01:10:45,617 --> 01:10:46,705
Oh!
1162
01:10:48,272 --> 01:10:49,621
Sounds even better in a car.
1163
01:10:51,275 --> 01:10:53,582
Oh, get lost in it. Oh.
1164
01:11:00,893 --> 01:11:02,591
What do you think?
1165
01:11:02,678 --> 01:11:04,636
Well, I'll be perfectly
honest with you.
1166
01:11:04,723 --> 01:11:06,421
- Yeah.
- I wouldn't be caught dead
1167
01:11:06,508 --> 01:11:08,162
listening to this crap.
1168
01:11:09,598 --> 01:11:12,601
We'll head on over
there after ten.
1169
01:11:12,688 --> 01:11:16,170
The, uh, noise ordinance
isn't in effect until then.
1170
01:11:16,953 --> 01:11:18,172
Okay.
1171
01:11:26,919 --> 01:11:28,094
What was that?
1172
01:11:29,487 --> 01:11:30,793
Wasn't that
1173
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,925
some more of your
bullshit music?
1174
01:11:33,012 --> 01:11:34,797
- No.
- Oh, gee.
1175
01:11:37,669 --> 01:11:38,801
There it is again.
1176
01:11:40,672 --> 01:11:43,022
Hey, make yourself useful.
1177
01:11:43,109 --> 01:11:47,331
Ichabod Crane's nemesis.
The "blank" Horseman.
1178
01:11:47,418 --> 01:11:49,812
Scarlet Horseman?
1179
01:11:49,899 --> 01:11:51,466
- Yellow Horseman?
- Yeah.
1180
01:11:51,553 --> 01:11:53,076
- Spotted Horseman?
- Ah...
1181
01:12:30,069 --> 01:12:34,204
Hey, man, close the door.
We're hotboxing in here.
1182
01:12:38,208 --> 01:12:40,123
Happy birthday, I guess.
1183
01:12:43,431 --> 01:12:45,694
What was that?
Did you just fart?
1184
01:12:47,348 --> 01:12:49,263
Uh-oh, something
bad's about to happen.
1185
01:13:05,148 --> 01:13:08,369
Somebody let me
in! Open the door!
1186
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:18,204
Look who showed up.
1187
01:13:18,292 --> 01:13:21,295
Well, Sheriff, I'd hate
to say that I told...
1188
01:13:23,862 --> 01:13:25,995
- What is it?
- Oh!
1189
01:13:28,780 --> 01:13:29,825
Oh!
1190
01:13:31,479 --> 01:13:34,308
Oh... Do you think
I should reapply?
1191
01:13:35,613 --> 01:13:37,136
It's probably a good
time to reapply.
1192
01:13:52,848 --> 01:13:55,981
Hey you! Let's kick it!
1193
01:14:34,672 --> 01:14:36,370
Let's go!
1194
01:14:37,980 --> 01:14:40,156
Shush! -
1195
01:14:41,070 --> 01:14:43,855
C'mon, man. This is game.
1196
01:14:49,034 --> 01:14:50,253
Holy shit!
1197
01:15:06,878 --> 01:15:07,879
Look for the balloon.
1198
01:15:12,841 --> 01:15:14,364
This is clear. The
hallway's clear.
1199
01:15:25,419 --> 01:15:29,031
White Claw. This Gen Z shit.
1200
01:15:29,118 --> 01:15:31,425
Help me. Help me, please.
1201
01:15:31,512 --> 01:15:33,339
Something's grabbed my leg.
1202
01:15:33,427 --> 01:15:34,907
There it is. There
it is. There it is.
1203
01:15:35,559 --> 01:15:37,039
Party's over, pal.
1204
01:15:38,606 --> 01:15:40,526
Shit, that's my last arrow,
Dr. G., You got this?
1205
01:15:41,696 --> 01:15:43,132
Where is it?
1206
01:15:43,785 --> 01:15:45,047
Toilet paper!
1207
01:16:13,467 --> 01:16:15,294
- It worked!
- Is it dead?
1208
01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:21,692
- I think it's just sleeping.
- Sleeping?
1209
01:16:26,349 --> 01:16:28,133
How long will that
tranquilizer last?
1210
01:16:28,220 --> 01:16:29,395
Hopefully long enough.
1211
01:16:33,965 --> 01:16:34,965
Can you believe it?
1212
01:16:37,578 --> 01:16:40,232
I've dreamt about this
since I was a kid.
1213
01:16:40,319 --> 01:16:41,756
I just wish we could see it.
1214
01:17:00,383 --> 01:17:03,125
Ha! Feathers. I knew it.
1215
01:17:34,112 --> 01:17:35,113
It's living.
1216
01:17:36,245 --> 01:17:37,551
It's breathing.
1217
01:17:39,727 --> 01:17:41,293
I can hear its heartbeat.
1218
01:17:47,299 --> 01:17:48,779
It's time to meet
the Flintstones!
1219
01:17:48,866 --> 01:17:50,148
No, no, Denny!
What are you doing?
1220
01:17:50,172 --> 01:17:52,391
I'm gonna smash his
head in with this rock.
1221
01:17:52,478 --> 01:17:53,838
Where's his head?
Where's his head?
1222
01:17:53,871 --> 01:17:55,569
Denny, we can't.
1223
01:17:55,656 --> 01:17:57,440
What do you mean "we can't"?
1224
01:17:57,527 --> 01:17:59,877
This thing just
massacred a party!
1225
01:17:59,964 --> 01:18:02,010
And by God, we're
avenging Mr. Beagle.
1226
01:18:02,097 --> 01:18:05,274
We have it sedated, for now.
1227
01:18:05,361 --> 01:18:08,669
This is the greatest
scientific discovery ever.
1228
01:18:08,756 --> 01:18:09,887
We can't destroy it.
1229
01:18:11,236 --> 01:18:13,195
We have to find
a secure facility
1230
01:18:13,282 --> 01:18:14,413
and lock it up somehow.
1231
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:16,590
- And where would that be?
- I don't know.
1232
01:18:26,774 --> 01:18:28,253
- Jail cell.
- Jail cell.
1233
01:18:31,430 --> 01:18:33,345
Denny, please.
1234
01:18:35,870 --> 01:18:37,959
All right, fine.
1235
01:18:38,046 --> 01:18:39,676
But I still think it's
a pretty stupid idea
1236
01:18:39,700 --> 01:18:41,223
coming from a doctor's brain.
1237
01:18:48,534 --> 01:18:49,710
- Fucker!
- Stop.
1238
01:18:50,406 --> 01:18:51,537
All right, fine!
1239
01:18:52,974 --> 01:18:54,932
I'll get the car, you fuckers.
1240
01:18:57,413 --> 01:19:00,546
Grant, are you sure about this?
1241
01:19:00,634 --> 01:19:02,200
It's just doing what it does.
1242
01:19:03,724 --> 01:19:05,726
It's an apex predator
that's suppressed
1243
01:19:05,813 --> 01:19:08,946
65 million years
of gut instinct.
1244
01:19:09,033 --> 01:19:11,035
It's just surviving.
1245
01:19:11,122 --> 01:19:12,994
It's just eating and fucking.
1246
01:19:13,081 --> 01:19:17,041
And at the end of the day,
isn't that what we all want?
1247
01:19:19,130 --> 01:19:21,611
I mean, I love eating
and fucking too,
1248
01:19:21,698 --> 01:19:24,483
but I don't want to see
dead people everywhere.
1249
01:19:25,267 --> 01:19:27,008
If we destroy this,
1250
01:19:27,095 --> 01:19:29,619
we're eliminating
an entire species...
1251
01:19:31,142 --> 01:19:32,709
again.
1252
01:19:32,796 --> 01:19:35,146
I can't morally be
the second meteor.
1253
01:19:38,149 --> 01:19:39,890
Hey, good news!
1254
01:19:39,977 --> 01:19:42,806
I got the ratchet straps
from my Christmas tree.
1255
01:19:42,893 --> 01:19:45,461
Yeah. All right, let's
get 'em on the roof. Okay.
1256
01:19:47,202 --> 01:19:49,813
- One... Two...
- Wait, wait, wait.
1257
01:19:49,900 --> 01:19:52,511
- All right. Okay.
- Three!
1258
01:19:54,731 --> 01:19:56,385
Okay. He's heavy.
1259
01:19:57,691 --> 01:19:58,909
Okay.
1260
01:19:58,996 --> 01:20:00,998
Oh, his feathers
are tickling me.
1261
01:20:01,085 --> 01:20:02,913
Come back.
1262
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:04,219
Okay. Okay. Easy.
1263
01:20:04,306 --> 01:20:05,307
Don't drop it.
1264
01:20:08,092 --> 01:20:10,747
Okay. Okay. I got it. I got it.
1265
01:20:12,618 --> 01:20:16,100
Okay. Okay. Back up.
1266
01:20:16,187 --> 01:20:17,493
- Lift!
- Amber, get under.
1267
01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:19,408
- Set...
- I don't have him!
1268
01:20:19,495 --> 01:20:20,670
Go!
1269
01:20:35,032 --> 01:20:36,251
Is that my blue pen?
1270
01:20:36,338 --> 01:20:38,166
Yeah.
1271
01:20:38,253 --> 01:20:40,037
- Keep it.
- You know what, Amber?
1272
01:20:40,124 --> 01:20:41,580
You got yourself a
good boyfriend there.
1273
01:20:41,604 --> 01:20:43,084
Oh, well, he's not my...
1274
01:20:43,171 --> 01:20:44,931
I mean, we've only been best
friends for like six hours,
1275
01:20:44,955 --> 01:20:47,218
but I can tell we're in
it for the long haul.
1276
01:20:47,305 --> 01:20:50,700
And you're coming with Amber.
I'm a good judge of character.
1277
01:20:51,483 --> 01:20:53,007
The three amigos.
1278
01:20:53,094 --> 01:20:54,530
Granted.
1279
01:20:54,617 --> 01:20:56,401
Doc G and I are gonna
need a few guy nights.
1280
01:20:56,488 --> 01:20:58,839
You know, a little
time at the dude ranch.
1281
01:20:58,926 --> 01:21:00,318
But you understand.
1282
01:21:00,405 --> 01:21:02,494
Of course.
1283
01:21:02,581 --> 01:21:04,148
Oh, when are your birthdays?
1284
01:21:04,235 --> 01:21:05,541
Um, I'm in July.
1285
01:21:05,628 --> 01:21:07,108
I'm in July!
1286
01:21:07,195 --> 01:21:09,675
We should do, like,
a joint party.
1287
01:21:09,763 --> 01:21:11,939
Okay.
1288
01:21:12,026 --> 01:21:14,158
We got another
Cancer up in here.
1289
01:21:14,245 --> 01:21:15,856
What about you, Doc
G, when's yours?
1290
01:21:15,943 --> 01:21:16,944
I'm in May.
1291
01:21:17,031 --> 01:21:18,467
19th.
1292
01:21:18,554 --> 01:21:20,599
He's a Taurus.
1293
01:21:20,686 --> 01:21:22,688
All this shit ain't
gonna take itself out!
1294
01:21:22,776 --> 01:21:25,604
Guess I'll do it myself, Gina.
1295
01:21:28,085 --> 01:21:29,130
What is it?
1296
01:21:30,958 --> 01:21:32,002
You fucker!
1297
01:21:33,134 --> 01:21:34,352
What are you doing?
1298
01:21:34,439 --> 01:21:35,658
Hey, motherfucker!
1299
01:21:39,227 --> 01:21:42,360
Deniel? Deniel Dennison?
1300
01:21:42,447 --> 01:21:44,232
Denielson!
1301
01:21:44,319 --> 01:21:46,234
Yeah, you ain't
laughing now, are you?
1302
01:21:46,321 --> 01:21:47,801
What are you talking about?
1303
01:21:47,888 --> 01:21:52,066
You turned me into a
joke in sixth grade!
1304
01:21:52,153 --> 01:21:53,197
What?
1305
01:21:53,284 --> 01:21:55,069
You pulled my Hammer pants down!
1306
01:21:55,156 --> 01:21:57,158
Oh, shit.
1307
01:21:57,245 --> 01:21:58,246
What?
1308
01:21:59,073 --> 01:22:00,161
You don't want to know.
1309
01:22:00,248 --> 01:22:01,727
You made me the laughingstock
1310
01:22:01,815 --> 01:22:02,816
of this whole town.
1311
01:22:02,903 --> 01:22:05,209
Denny, get back in the car!
1312
01:22:06,341 --> 01:22:07,603
There's no handle.
1313
01:22:07,690 --> 01:22:09,953
I just saved this whole
town and your sorry asses
1314
01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:12,826
from a rampaging dinosaur.
1315
01:22:12,913 --> 01:22:14,523
Are-Are you all right, man?
1316
01:22:14,610 --> 01:22:15,959
How's this for all right?
1317
01:22:16,046 --> 01:22:17,134
What's he doing?
1318
01:22:18,614 --> 01:22:20,050
Oh, no!
1319
01:22:20,137 --> 01:22:21,747
What are you doing?
1320
01:22:21,835 --> 01:22:24,011
That's right, bitch.
1321
01:22:24,098 --> 01:22:25,926
I fucking did it with
my new best friends.
1322
01:22:26,013 --> 01:22:28,493
♪ I fucking did it With
my new best friends! ♪
1323
01:22:28,580 --> 01:22:30,254
♪ I fucking did it With
my new best friends! ♪
1324
01:22:30,278 --> 01:22:31,888
Denny, get back in the car!
1325
01:22:31,975 --> 01:22:34,673
♪ I fucking, I fucking did
it With my new best... ♪
1326
01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:36,632
It's waking up.
1327
01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:38,460
Denny, we have a problem!
1328
01:22:38,547 --> 01:22:40,854
♪ I fucking did it With
my new best friends! ♪
1329
01:22:40,941 --> 01:22:42,551
It's waking up!
1330
01:22:44,988 --> 01:22:46,424
You know what? You
just suck, man.
1331
01:22:46,511 --> 01:22:49,123
Denny! It can read!
1332
01:22:49,210 --> 01:22:51,777
While you're sitting around
your stupid-ass pajamas,
1333
01:22:51,865 --> 01:22:53,103
living my life with
Gina Del Vecchio,
1334
01:22:53,127 --> 01:22:53,867
with what should
have been my family!
1335
01:22:53,954 --> 01:22:55,303
Denny!
1336
01:22:55,390 --> 01:22:57,585
I was out saving the whole
world from total annihilation,
1337
01:22:57,609 --> 01:22:59,220
like Sarah fucking Connor.
1338
01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:01,439
But with a dick.
1339
01:23:03,311 --> 01:23:04,573
With a dinky dick.
1340
01:23:06,270 --> 01:23:10,274
You'll always be
Dinky Dick Denny.
1341
01:23:15,497 --> 01:23:17,847
Dinky Dick Denny!
1342
01:23:21,633 --> 01:23:23,157
The hood.
1343
01:23:23,244 --> 01:23:25,376
Denny, look out!
1344
01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:32,601
What the hell?
1345
01:23:43,612 --> 01:23:46,180
Gina!
1346
01:23:56,842 --> 01:23:58,670
No, no, no. Give me my leg back!
1347
01:24:02,283 --> 01:24:04,067
Gina, you bitch, get out here!
1348
01:24:07,505 --> 01:24:11,248
Oh, Dinky! Dinky get the
fuck over here and help me!
1349
01:24:18,516 --> 01:24:20,301
Denny, get the fuck over here!
1350
01:24:20,388 --> 01:24:22,738
I got a small dick too!
1351
01:24:48,807 --> 01:24:49,852
My bad.
1352
01:24:51,723 --> 01:24:53,464
Your bad?
1353
01:24:53,551 --> 01:24:56,250
You should've let me smash
his head in with that rock.
1354
01:24:59,340 --> 01:25:01,255
Let me out.
1355
01:25:01,342 --> 01:25:02,952
All right. Jeez.
Hold your horses.
1356
01:25:03,039 --> 01:25:04,693
- Let me out!
- You got to... Here.
1357
01:25:24,104 --> 01:25:25,235
Your bad?
1358
01:25:27,020 --> 01:25:28,717
You just let it loose again!
1359
01:25:29,370 --> 01:25:30,675
You...
1360
01:25:31,285 --> 01:25:32,286
muddy,
1361
01:25:33,374 --> 01:25:35,158
redneck
1362
01:25:35,245 --> 01:25:36,246
idiot! -
1363
01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:37,465
Whoa, now, Dr. G.
1364
01:25:37,552 --> 01:25:39,771
That's no way to
talk to a friend.
1365
01:25:43,993 --> 01:25:45,038
Friends?
1366
01:25:48,084 --> 01:25:49,477
We're not friends.
1367
01:25:51,131 --> 01:25:53,394
We're not even work friends.
1368
01:25:54,612 --> 01:25:58,703
This isn't hanging
out, you moron.
1369
01:25:58,790 --> 01:26:01,402
All you had to do was
drive it to the jail.
1370
01:26:01,489 --> 01:26:05,493
Now it is going to
kill more people.
1371
01:26:05,580 --> 01:26:08,583
That man is a stump!
1372
01:26:12,935 --> 01:26:14,608
You're the one that wanted
to let it take a nap
1373
01:26:14,632 --> 01:26:16,460
because of your
scientific discoveries.
1374
01:26:16,547 --> 01:26:17,592
Oh...
1375
01:26:17,679 --> 01:26:19,507
I told you we should
have killed it.
1376
01:26:19,594 --> 01:26:23,206
Now, Dusty Peter's
hot-ass wife is a widow!
1377
01:26:23,293 --> 01:26:26,427
Oh, no. Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
1378
01:26:27,471 --> 01:26:30,692
This blood is on your hands.
1379
01:26:30,779 --> 01:26:34,174
And you did all this because
someone saw your dick
1380
01:26:34,261 --> 01:26:35,697
in the sixth grade?
1381
01:26:36,437 --> 01:26:37,655
Unbelievable!
1382
01:26:38,700 --> 01:26:41,790
We are doing this ourselves.
1383
01:26:41,877 --> 01:26:44,097
We don't need you anymore.
1384
01:26:47,230 --> 01:26:48,710
I thought we were chums.
1385
01:26:50,538 --> 01:26:53,193
Yeah? Is that what you thought?
1386
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:57,284
Because guess what?
We're not chums.
1387
01:26:57,371 --> 01:26:59,024
Ah, not Larry Loco!
1388
01:27:03,594 --> 01:27:04,594
Come on, Amber.
1389
01:27:06,684 --> 01:27:08,121
Come on.
1390
01:27:41,415 --> 01:27:43,156
I think you're a
little harsh on Denny.
1391
01:27:45,332 --> 01:27:47,116
Well, he's a big harsh idiot.
1392
01:27:47,203 --> 01:27:50,075
He made a mistake, yes.
But maybe he was right.
1393
01:27:50,163 --> 01:27:51,468
That thing's a monster.
1394
01:27:51,555 --> 01:27:54,863
And dinosaurs and humans
are not meant to coexist.
1395
01:27:54,950 --> 01:27:59,259
But I felt it breathing.
We felt its heartbeat.
1396
01:27:59,346 --> 01:28:01,565
A real-life raptor.
1397
01:28:01,652 --> 01:28:03,698
Yeah. A real-life
invisible raptor
1398
01:28:03,785 --> 01:28:05,569
that's on a killing rampage.
1399
01:28:10,879 --> 01:28:14,187
What if my butthole is
responsible for this mess?
1400
01:28:14,274 --> 01:28:17,102
- I'm not following.
- My butthole.
1401
01:28:17,190 --> 01:28:19,627
The butthole that I discovered
that Tyler Corp took from me.
1402
01:28:19,714 --> 01:28:21,431
That's the only way they
could get the preserved DNA
1403
01:28:21,455 --> 01:28:22,543
to make this.
1404
01:28:23,544 --> 01:28:24,893
They took my butthole
1405
01:28:24,980 --> 01:28:27,983
and made me look
like an asshole.
1406
01:28:28,070 --> 01:28:30,812
And if that dumbass didn't
take an egotistical pit stop,
1407
01:28:30,899 --> 01:28:32,466
we would've had it contained.
1408
01:28:32,553 --> 01:28:35,904
This was my chance to get
this prehistoric weapon
1409
01:28:35,991 --> 01:28:37,253
out of the wrong hands
1410
01:28:37,340 --> 01:28:39,081
and finally take
down Tyler Corp!
1411
01:28:40,561 --> 01:28:42,693
Then I wouldn't have to
go back to Dino World.
1412
01:28:47,132 --> 01:28:48,133
What is it?
1413
01:28:49,178 --> 01:28:50,745
We're going back to Dino World.
1414
01:28:52,312 --> 01:28:54,227
Trust me. I have a plan.
1415
01:28:54,314 --> 01:28:55,714
Plus, I have to
pick up my paycheck.
1416
01:29:03,758 --> 01:29:07,457
I'm sorry I let you
down, Mr. Beagle.
1417
01:29:07,544 --> 01:29:11,026
I'm sorry, Mr. Beags.
1418
01:29:12,723 --> 01:29:16,945
Dad, Dad, Dad. Oh,
Daddy, I miss you.
1419
01:29:17,032 --> 01:29:19,121
I really need your
advice right now.
1420
01:29:20,296 --> 01:29:21,950
Why the fuck did
you have to leave?
1421
01:29:25,997 --> 01:29:28,696
I finally found a friend.
1422
01:29:28,783 --> 01:29:33,396
I had finally found
a best friend, Doc G.
1423
01:29:33,483 --> 01:29:36,269
And I fucked it up.
I screwed it up.
1424
01:29:39,663 --> 01:29:41,186
I just want to redeem myself.
1425
01:29:41,274 --> 01:29:43,058
I want to show him
that I could get it.
1426
01:29:43,145 --> 01:29:46,366
I could get this thing.
I could kill this fucker.
1427
01:29:46,453 --> 01:29:48,846
I can kill it.
1428
01:29:48,933 --> 01:29:51,501
Oh, Dad, come on, Dad.
Just give me something.
1429
01:29:51,588 --> 01:29:54,199
Come on. Just talk...
talk to me or something.
1430
01:29:54,287 --> 01:29:55,331
Give me a sign.
1431
01:30:03,731 --> 01:30:06,299
Hmm. Want me to drink it?
1432
01:30:06,386 --> 01:30:07,387
Bingo.
1433
01:30:10,868 --> 01:30:12,435
All right, we need
the T-Rex suit
1434
01:30:12,522 --> 01:30:13,741
and the mating call CD.
1435
01:30:13,828 --> 01:30:15,351
Is that that thing
you were rapping to?
1436
01:30:16,178 --> 01:30:17,222
Yes.
1437
01:30:17,310 --> 01:30:19,181
Where did they put it?
1438
01:30:19,268 --> 01:30:21,488
You really think
this is gonna work?
1439
01:30:21,575 --> 01:30:24,317
Amber, this raptor has been
outsmarting us the whole time.
1440
01:30:24,404 --> 01:30:25,796
We do know it's a male.
1441
01:30:25,883 --> 01:30:27,861
The only way to get it to
stop thinking with its brain
1442
01:30:27,885 --> 01:30:30,279
is to get it to start
thinking with its dick.
1443
01:30:30,366 --> 01:30:33,151
We have to bait it. It's
the only chance we have.
1444
01:30:33,238 --> 01:30:34,718
But where are we gonna trap it?
1445
01:30:34,805 --> 01:30:37,199
We can't do it in town.
There's too many lives at risk.
1446
01:30:37,286 --> 01:30:40,420
I got all this land in
the middle of nowhere
1447
01:30:40,507 --> 01:30:43,945
and we're expecting
a huge surplus
1448
01:30:44,032 --> 01:30:46,948
come this summer because
McCluckskey Farms
1449
01:30:47,035 --> 01:30:49,080
chickens are in heat!
1450
01:30:49,167 --> 01:30:51,169
And you know what that means?
1451
01:30:51,256 --> 01:30:53,215
A crap load of eggs!
1452
01:30:53,302 --> 01:30:55,478
Chickens.
1453
01:30:55,565 --> 01:30:58,176
- Chickens?
- All her chickens are in heat.
1454
01:30:58,263 --> 01:31:00,440
Raptors are basically
six-foot chickens.
1455
01:31:00,527 --> 01:31:02,398
And we lure it to
the chicken farm
1456
01:31:02,485 --> 01:31:03,704
with the mating calls
1457
01:31:03,791 --> 01:31:06,054
and then the pheromones
will cloud its brain!
1458
01:31:06,141 --> 01:31:07,901
And then it devotes all
its energy to mating.
1459
01:31:07,925 --> 01:31:09,318
And that's when we
make our move...
1460
01:31:09,405 --> 01:31:11,102
And trap it.
1461
01:31:11,189 --> 01:31:12,341
So you're gonna get
into the dino suit
1462
01:31:12,365 --> 01:31:13,685
and shake your ass
in front of it?
1463
01:31:13,757 --> 01:31:15,063
No, I was gonna have Denny...
1464
01:31:16,499 --> 01:31:18,066
Well, Mr. Pushes Everyone Away,
1465
01:31:18,153 --> 01:31:21,330
it looks like you might
need your best friend.
1466
01:31:21,417 --> 01:31:23,201
Well, he was the only
one that believed me.
1467
01:31:23,288 --> 01:31:24,507
I believed you!
1468
01:31:26,814 --> 01:31:27,815
Did you though?
1469
01:31:27,902 --> 01:31:29,207
- Eventually.
- You did?
1470
01:31:29,294 --> 01:31:31,862
After it attacked me and
there was definite proof.
1471
01:31:43,831 --> 01:31:47,617
Ooh, I recognize you, you
chickenshit motherfucker.
1472
01:31:49,489 --> 01:31:50,751
You back to tango?
1473
01:31:52,230 --> 01:31:54,494
We've been going
around and around.
1474
01:32:03,328 --> 01:32:05,592
Denny. Come in, Denny.
1475
01:32:07,681 --> 01:32:09,160
Denny, come in.
1476
01:32:09,247 --> 01:32:11,424
Denny, do you read? Over.
1477
01:32:13,643 --> 01:32:16,211
Go for Denny,
over. Go for Denny.
1478
01:32:16,298 --> 01:32:17,604
Denny...
1479
01:32:17,691 --> 01:32:19,606
I know how I treated you
1480
01:32:19,693 --> 01:32:21,999
could have been
perceived as wrong.
1481
01:32:29,267 --> 01:32:30,530
I was an asshole.
1482
01:32:33,184 --> 01:32:36,710
But I have a plan and
I need my partner.
1483
01:32:38,842 --> 01:32:39,974
So we're partners again?
1484
01:32:42,193 --> 01:32:45,196
Yes, we're partners again.
1485
01:32:45,283 --> 01:32:47,198
Are we chums though?
1486
01:32:48,330 --> 01:32:50,158
Yes, we're chums.
1487
01:32:50,245 --> 01:32:52,726
- Best chums?
- Yes, we're best chums!
1488
01:32:53,988 --> 01:32:56,207
Yes!
1489
01:32:56,294 --> 01:32:58,383
Yeah! We've got the team back!
1490
01:32:58,471 --> 01:33:00,081
Do you have fishing gear?
1491
01:33:00,168 --> 01:33:02,213
Does Dolly Parton
sleep on her back?
1492
01:33:02,300 --> 01:33:03,998
Sure.
1493
01:33:04,085 --> 01:33:06,609
All right. Bring it and meet
us at McCluckskey's Farms.
1494
01:33:07,480 --> 01:33:08,481
Over and out.
1495
01:33:41,731 --> 01:33:44,691
It's 2:00 a.m. This
better be good, assholes.
1496
01:33:44,778 --> 01:33:48,085
Because you just woke me up
from my first wet dream I've had
1497
01:33:48,172 --> 01:33:51,959
since they faked
that moon landing.
1498
01:33:55,005 --> 01:33:57,660
We apologize for that.
1499
01:33:57,747 --> 01:34:00,881
But listen, we really need
your help, Ms. McCluckskey.
1500
01:34:00,968 --> 01:34:03,536
There is a six-foot
invisible dinosaur
1501
01:34:03,623 --> 01:34:05,320
on the loose killing people.
1502
01:34:05,407 --> 01:34:06,800
And it's the same one
1503
01:34:06,887 --> 01:34:09,324
that destroyed your egg stand.
We need to use your truck
1504
01:34:09,411 --> 01:34:12,066
to lure it back
here and contain it.
1505
01:34:16,200 --> 01:34:17,506
No.
1506
01:34:20,509 --> 01:34:21,510
Shit.
1507
01:34:22,859 --> 01:34:24,426
I had a whole plan
and everything.
1508
01:34:28,517 --> 01:34:30,606
Listen, Henrietta, what
he meant to say was
1509
01:34:30,693 --> 01:34:32,086
is that we're trying to capture
1510
01:34:32,173 --> 01:34:34,654
a giant six-foot
mutant ninja chicken
1511
01:34:34,741 --> 01:34:36,861
that the government made in
order to put small farmers
1512
01:34:36,917 --> 01:34:38,962
like yourself out of business.
1513
01:34:39,049 --> 01:34:41,617
So we need you to kindly get
up off your ass and help us!
1514
01:34:45,665 --> 01:34:48,798
I knew it. I fucking knew it.
1515
01:34:49,843 --> 01:34:51,235
I'll get my shit!
1516
01:34:53,368 --> 01:34:55,457
All right, here's the plan.
1517
01:34:55,544 --> 01:34:56,913
Henrietta, we're
gonna need your truck.
1518
01:34:56,937 --> 01:34:58,808
Does that PA system still work?
1519
01:34:58,895 --> 01:35:01,115
Does Dolly Parton
sleep on her back?
1520
01:35:02,551 --> 01:35:03,911
That's how they
say "yes" out here.
1521
01:35:03,944 --> 01:35:05,989
Um, what kind of stereo
system does it have?
1522
01:35:06,076 --> 01:35:09,950
It's got one of those
brand-new high-tech ones.
1523
01:35:10,037 --> 01:35:12,735
- Damn!
- It plays those compact discs.
1524
01:35:12,822 --> 01:35:15,738
- Oh, yes! Great. Denny...
- Hmm?
1525
01:35:15,825 --> 01:35:17,174
I need you in that dino costume
1526
01:35:17,261 --> 01:35:19,307
and I need you to shake
your ass like it's your job.
1527
01:35:19,394 --> 01:35:21,004
I knew that would pay off.
1528
01:35:21,091 --> 01:35:23,877
Now, Henrietta, I noticed you
have jars of chicken urine
1529
01:35:23,964 --> 01:35:25,419
on the wall over
here, which is great.
1530
01:35:25,443 --> 01:35:28,403
Well, that big jar is mine.
1531
01:35:28,490 --> 01:35:30,100
The chicken ones are labeled.
1532
01:35:31,928 --> 01:35:32,973
Okay.
1533
01:35:34,627 --> 01:35:37,194
Denny, I need you to
cover yourself in this.
1534
01:35:37,281 --> 01:35:39,632
The pheromones from that urine
mixed with the mating sounds
1535
01:35:39,719 --> 01:35:41,808
are gonna lure the
raptor right to us.
1536
01:35:42,635 --> 01:35:43,766
Doc G, this...
1537
01:35:43,853 --> 01:35:45,613
Can we have just a moment
in private, please?
1538
01:35:47,291 --> 01:35:51,121
Just... Just assuming that-that
all doesn't go as planned,
1539
01:35:51,208 --> 01:35:53,123
um, if this thing gets me,
1540
01:35:53,210 --> 01:35:54,666
does that mean I just
have to say goodbye
1541
01:35:54,690 --> 01:35:56,257
to my little virgin butthole?
1542
01:35:56,344 --> 01:35:58,041
Odds are on the raptor
will have a cloaca
1543
01:35:58,128 --> 01:36:00,087
so there won't be
any penetration,
1544
01:36:00,174 --> 01:36:02,829
- just some dry rubbing.
- So it won't go past third base?
1545
01:36:04,395 --> 01:36:06,702
Fucker better buy
me dinner first.
1546
01:36:06,789 --> 01:36:08,201
- You should be good.
- All right, fuck it.
1547
01:36:08,225 --> 01:36:10,532
Uh. Just con-continue
with the plan then.
1548
01:36:10,619 --> 01:36:12,403
Henrietta, you drive.
1549
01:36:12,490 --> 01:36:14,275
As long as you keep it
over 41 miles an hour,
1550
01:36:14,362 --> 01:36:16,146
we'll be able to keep
it at a safe distance.
1551
01:36:16,233 --> 01:36:18,671
Lure it right to your
barn and trap it.
1552
01:36:18,758 --> 01:36:22,065
Of course, because a raptor's
max speed is 40 miles an hour.
1553
01:36:22,152 --> 01:36:24,981
- Good call back, Amber.
- And if plan A doesn't work?
1554
01:36:25,068 --> 01:36:26,679
Then we go to plan B.
1555
01:36:28,071 --> 01:36:29,116
Denny.-Hmm?
1556
01:36:29,203 --> 01:36:30,900
What do you have that
can kill a raptor?
1557
01:36:34,077 --> 01:36:37,559
I made this exploding tip arrow.
1558
01:36:37,646 --> 01:36:40,301
- How did you make that?
- Did you see Rambo 2?
1559
01:36:41,519 --> 01:36:42,651
I did that.
1560
01:36:43,652 --> 01:36:45,698
All right, any questions?
1561
01:36:49,092 --> 01:36:50,572
What?
1562
01:36:50,659 --> 01:36:53,096
Look, I know this is insane,
1563
01:36:53,183 --> 01:36:54,576
but just a few hours ago,
1564
01:36:54,663 --> 01:36:56,447
so was the idea of
an invisible raptor.
1565
01:36:56,534 --> 01:36:59,842
So, anybody got any
better suggestions?
1566
01:37:01,235 --> 01:37:02,758
Sounds airtight to me.
1567
01:37:05,718 --> 01:37:08,633
Amber, make sure you have
the mating calls CD ready.
1568
01:37:08,721 --> 01:37:09,765
You got it, dude.
1569
01:37:09,852 --> 01:37:11,462
Can you zip me up here, Doc G?
1570
01:37:12,550 --> 01:37:13,595
Yeah.-
1571
01:37:20,776 --> 01:37:21,776
You left this.
1572
01:37:31,831 --> 01:37:33,441
Ow.
1573
01:37:33,528 --> 01:37:36,052
- You look good.
- I know.
1574
01:37:38,185 --> 01:37:40,143
And you left this, chum.
1575
01:37:49,979 --> 01:37:51,633
Now give me that golden shower.
1576
01:37:54,070 --> 01:37:55,419
Oh, shit.
1577
01:38:07,301 --> 01:38:09,564
You were supposed to
put it on the suit.
1578
01:38:18,355 --> 01:38:20,836
- You sure this line will hold?
- Yeah, this is braided line.
1579
01:38:20,923 --> 01:38:22,795
It's like 500 pound test.
1580
01:38:22,882 --> 01:38:24,361
This shit could
hook a blue whale
1581
01:38:24,448 --> 01:38:26,102
getting fucked by an elephant.
1582
01:38:26,189 --> 01:38:27,277
Good enough.
1583
01:38:31,281 --> 01:38:34,241
- Let's boogie, yo!
- All right!
1584
01:38:36,025 --> 01:38:37,592
Hit it, girls.
1585
01:38:40,682 --> 01:38:42,597
Let's hunt us an
invisible raptor.
1586
01:38:47,515 --> 01:38:50,387
It's mating time!
1587
01:38:50,474 --> 01:38:52,737
Murray, you out
there smoking again?
1588
01:38:52,825 --> 01:38:54,783
Just keep it down.
1589
01:38:54,870 --> 01:38:56,785
None of your business
what I'm doing out here,
1590
01:38:56,872 --> 01:38:58,395
you old dinosaur.
1591
01:38:58,482 --> 01:38:59,875
I'm watering the plants.
1592
01:38:59,962 --> 01:39:01,374
You're not out there
watering plants.
1593
01:39:01,398 --> 01:39:03,618
I could be watering the plants.
1594
01:39:44,354 --> 01:39:45,921
This is really good shit.
1595
01:39:47,401 --> 01:39:48,881
We're in its territory!
1596
01:39:48,968 --> 01:39:50,665
Are you sure this
is the right spot?
1597
01:39:50,752 --> 01:39:52,536
Trust me.
1598
01:39:52,623 --> 01:39:54,364
All right, shake that ass.
1599
01:39:54,451 --> 01:39:55,452
What?
1600
01:39:55,539 --> 01:39:58,629
Shake. That. Ass.
1601
01:39:58,716 --> 01:40:01,067
Ooh, I like this, Doc. Ooh.
1602
01:40:01,154 --> 01:40:02,807
- This is hot.
- This is so hot.
1603
01:40:02,895 --> 01:40:04,070
He's gonna like this.
1604
01:40:04,157 --> 01:40:06,246
Big hips. Big hips! Big hips.
1605
01:40:06,333 --> 01:40:08,074
Yep. In and out.
Oh, I feel that.
1606
01:40:08,161 --> 01:40:09,640
Yeah, that feels good.
1607
01:40:09,727 --> 01:40:12,208
This is kind of turning me on.
1608
01:40:12,295 --> 01:40:15,255
With moves like this, you
better hope he has a cloaca.
1609
01:40:24,220 --> 01:40:26,048
This is really good shit!
1610
01:40:27,615 --> 01:40:29,747
Yeah, that's it.
It's all in the hips.
1611
01:40:34,100 --> 01:40:35,928
I hear him coming, Doc!
1612
01:40:40,758 --> 01:40:42,021
- We got him!
- We got him.
1613
01:40:42,108 --> 01:40:44,893
I can't see,
though. I can't see.
1614
01:40:44,980 --> 01:40:46,982
- I got him.
- We got him.
1615
01:40:47,069 --> 01:40:48,114
Hit it, Henrietta.
1616
01:40:49,637 --> 01:40:51,117
Hold on to your buttholes.
1617
01:40:55,425 --> 01:40:56,949
- Oh, man.
- Hold still!
1618
01:40:57,906 --> 01:40:59,516
Oh, whoa, okay. God!
1619
01:40:59,603 --> 01:41:00,604
Hold!
1620
01:41:03,129 --> 01:41:05,174
He's jumping like
a largemouth bass.
1621
01:41:05,261 --> 01:41:08,221
Whoa!
1622
01:41:10,179 --> 01:41:11,311
Hang tight. Hold him!
1623
01:41:11,398 --> 01:41:14,009
This fucker's all
over the place.
1624
01:41:14,096 --> 01:41:16,142
Where's he going?
He's going left!
1625
01:41:17,360 --> 01:41:19,667
Hold on, hold on. Hold me, Doc.
1626
01:41:19,754 --> 01:41:21,451
Which one of them
are you fucking?
1627
01:41:22,496 --> 01:41:25,020
Neither.-Good.
1628
01:41:25,107 --> 01:41:26,717
I'm gonna mount this
fucker on my wall.
1629
01:41:26,804 --> 01:41:27,849
He's squirrely.
1630
01:41:27,936 --> 01:41:29,242
Hang on!
1631
01:41:31,809 --> 01:41:32,810
Grant!
1632
01:41:36,162 --> 01:41:37,598
We got to go faster.
1633
01:41:37,685 --> 01:41:39,121
We got to get her over 40.
1634
01:41:39,208 --> 01:41:42,168
She's an old truck. I'm
giving her all she's got!
1635
01:41:46,694 --> 01:41:48,565
He's opening the tailgate!
1636
01:41:49,914 --> 01:41:52,134
We're gonna need a bigger truck!
1637
01:42:03,189 --> 01:42:05,278
Uh, Doc, he's back!
1638
01:42:05,365 --> 01:42:07,628
Whoa, he's right here.
He's right there, Doc!
1639
01:42:11,197 --> 01:42:12,546
Henrietta, watch out!
1640
01:42:13,155 --> 01:42:14,156
Shit!
1641
01:42:22,599 --> 01:42:23,687
You fellas okay back there?
1642
01:42:29,867 --> 01:42:33,436
Man, if I had known I was
gonna be rode this hard,
1643
01:42:33,523 --> 01:42:35,917
I would've worn my nice undies.
1644
01:42:38,050 --> 01:42:39,399
Where is he? Where
is he, Doc G?
1645
01:42:39,486 --> 01:42:40,748
- Where is he?
- I don't know.
1646
01:42:42,228 --> 01:42:44,186
Ah, Denny! Denny!
1647
01:42:47,059 --> 01:42:48,625
- Hold on.
- Doc, help me!
1648
01:42:48,712 --> 01:42:50,497
I got you, Denny.
1649
01:42:52,760 --> 01:42:54,327
It's gonna pull me out!
1650
01:42:54,414 --> 01:42:57,156
No, no, Doc G!
Hold on. Hold on.
1651
01:42:57,243 --> 01:42:58,635
You're slipping!
1652
01:42:58,722 --> 01:43:01,203
- I've got you, chum.
- Doc, don't let go!
1653
01:43:01,290 --> 01:43:03,162
My hat! Shit!
1654
01:43:04,467 --> 01:43:06,252
- He ate my hat.
- Don't let go!
1655
01:43:06,339 --> 01:43:09,168
Stay in with me. Hold on, Denny.
1656
01:43:09,255 --> 01:43:11,344
I feel him! He's
got me! Get me out!
1657
01:43:11,431 --> 01:43:12,538
Get me out of this
fucking thing!
1658
01:43:12,562 --> 01:43:13,955
I'm trying, Denny.
1659
01:43:14,042 --> 01:43:16,740
- Get out of this suit! Get out!
- Oh, get me out!
1660
01:43:18,960 --> 01:43:20,353
I got you. I got you.
1661
01:43:25,009 --> 01:43:26,010
What's going on?
1662
01:43:37,718 --> 01:43:38,719
Get to the barn.
1663
01:43:44,899 --> 01:43:46,466
Hurry, Denny! He's
right behind you!
1664
01:43:46,553 --> 01:43:47,728
Oh, shit!
1665
01:43:49,817 --> 01:43:53,081
Uh-oh. I'm out of here.
1666
01:44:03,439 --> 01:44:05,789
Denny, the mud
thing doesn't work.
1667
01:44:05,876 --> 01:44:07,661
He's gonna see you!
1668
01:44:25,722 --> 01:44:26,722
Shoot him!
1669
01:44:26,767 --> 01:44:28,377
I don't have a shot.
1670
01:44:28,464 --> 01:44:30,031
If I miss, I'll kill him.
1671
01:44:30,118 --> 01:44:32,425
I think it's working. I...
1672
01:44:48,005 --> 01:44:49,355
Oh, God, Denny.
1673
01:44:51,313 --> 01:44:52,662
Oh.
1674
01:44:55,317 --> 01:44:56,623
- Oh, God, Denny.
- Oh, God.
1675
01:44:58,494 --> 01:45:00,540
Please, please, God. No.
1676
01:45:01,584 --> 01:45:04,370
No, no, no, no, no.
1677
01:45:05,936 --> 01:45:07,547
Oh, God.
1678
01:45:30,439 --> 01:45:31,614
Take the shot.
1679
01:45:31,701 --> 01:45:33,007
Hey, Chance!
1680
01:45:34,835 --> 01:45:36,489
Come on down and get you some!
1681
01:45:37,359 --> 01:45:38,404
Shit.
1682
01:45:40,362 --> 01:45:41,668
What is she doing?
1683
01:45:44,061 --> 01:45:46,542
Move! We can see it.
You're in my shot.
1684
01:45:47,978 --> 01:45:49,632
Henrietta, what are you doing?
1685
01:45:49,719 --> 01:45:51,982
It's called seduction,
You dumb ass.
1686
01:45:52,069 --> 01:45:54,724
Take the shot when I tell you.
1687
01:45:54,811 --> 01:45:56,117
She's presenting herself.
1688
01:45:57,074 --> 01:45:58,293
We can see it!
1689
01:45:58,380 --> 01:46:00,991
This is completely unnecessary!
1690
01:46:01,078 --> 01:46:04,386
♪ Oh, say can you see ♪
1691
01:46:09,391 --> 01:46:10,436
It's in!
1692
01:46:10,523 --> 01:46:11,611
The fuck?
1693
01:46:11,698 --> 01:46:13,352
Take the shot!
1694
01:46:13,439 --> 01:46:15,441
Time to get extinct,
you son of a bitch.
1695
01:46:15,528 --> 01:46:16,964
Again.
1696
01:46:17,051 --> 01:46:18,095
Jinx.
1697
01:46:51,607 --> 01:46:52,782
My hat.
1698
01:46:59,833 --> 01:47:00,834
Henrietta!
1699
01:47:13,281 --> 01:47:14,413
We did it, chum.
1700
01:47:19,243 --> 01:47:20,854
Feels good, doesn't it?
1701
01:47:25,032 --> 01:47:26,773
You beautiful bastard.
1702
01:47:28,340 --> 01:47:30,037
That was for Mr. Beagle.
1703
01:47:32,126 --> 01:47:34,520
Henrietta! Henrietta!
1704
01:47:36,478 --> 01:47:38,437
Henrietta! Henrietta.
1705
01:47:40,177 --> 01:47:41,353
Oh!
1706
01:47:41,440 --> 01:47:43,703
Oh. This gives new
meaning to be rode hard
1707
01:47:43,790 --> 01:47:45,487
and put away wet.
1708
01:47:45,574 --> 01:47:48,969
That is too much information.
But I'm glad you're okay.
1709
01:47:51,580 --> 01:47:53,756
You're one tough
old bird, Henrietta.
1710
01:47:53,843 --> 01:47:57,369
Aw! That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
1711
01:47:59,588 --> 01:48:01,721
- We did it.
- Who are you?
1712
01:48:01,808 --> 01:48:04,550
- I'm Dr. Grant Walker.
- Oh, right, that's right.
1713
01:48:04,637 --> 01:48:06,421
- I remember you now.
- We did it together.
1714
01:48:08,554 --> 01:48:10,817
Woo-hoo! Yay!
1715
01:48:10,904 --> 01:48:13,950
Okay, let's not get
too carried away.
1716
01:48:14,734 --> 01:48:16,170
Ah, ow, ow!
1717
01:48:16,257 --> 01:48:18,868
- Oh, my! That's bad!
- Ouch! Ow!
1718
01:48:18,955 --> 01:48:20,174
And you have more.
1719
01:48:20,261 --> 01:48:21,828
Yeah, that hurts too. Ow!
1720
01:48:21,915 --> 01:48:23,830
- You're bleeding so much.
- Ouch! Oh, my God!
1721
01:48:23,917 --> 01:48:25,242
No one's checked on
me this whole time.
1722
01:48:25,266 --> 01:48:26,615
Let's take you to a hospital.
1723
01:48:26,702 --> 01:48:28,062
I've been bleeding
for a long time.
1724
01:48:28,138 --> 01:48:30,358
I knew those two were fucking.
1725
01:48:32,316 --> 01:48:33,448
Oh.
1726
01:48:34,710 --> 01:48:36,079
- Let me help you there.
- You got me?
1727
01:48:36,103 --> 01:48:37,278
Yep. All right.
1728
01:48:37,365 --> 01:48:39,889
Yeah, you're a tough
old bird yourself.
1729
01:48:39,976 --> 01:48:42,544
Get your hand off my
ass now, Henrietta.
1730
01:48:44,024 --> 01:48:46,156
Yeah. Let's see if I do.
1731
01:48:52,728 --> 01:48:53,860
Amber.
1732
01:48:53,947 --> 01:48:55,470
Hi.
1733
01:48:55,557 --> 01:48:57,385
- How are you?
- Better now.
1734
01:48:58,734 --> 01:49:01,607
How's, uh... uh...
1735
01:49:01,694 --> 01:49:02,695
What's her name?
1736
01:49:02,782 --> 01:49:04,479
Hannah?
1737
01:49:04,566 --> 01:49:06,873
I don't know, but I do
know that I would like
1738
01:49:06,960 --> 01:49:07,961
to kiss you right now.
1739
01:49:12,705 --> 01:49:15,272
Oh, there's my raptor pack!
1740
01:49:15,359 --> 01:49:16,491
Hey, I want you all to know
1741
01:49:16,578 --> 01:49:18,319
that I'm with Dusty
Peters' wife now.
1742
01:49:18,406 --> 01:49:20,887
This is Gina Del Vecchio.
1743
01:49:20,974 --> 01:49:23,063
Hi! It's Ginafer.
1744
01:49:23,150 --> 01:49:24,368
Ginafer!
1745
01:49:26,240 --> 01:49:27,546
And those are his kids.
1746
01:49:28,895 --> 01:49:30,679
They're mine now.
1747
01:49:30,766 --> 01:49:33,595
Pipe down back there, Phil!
1748
01:49:33,682 --> 01:49:35,379
Nothing surprises me anymore.
1749
01:49:35,467 --> 01:49:37,207
Yeah, I felt pretty
bad about my mistake.
1750
01:49:37,294 --> 01:49:39,558
You know, getting old
Dusty eaten and all.
1751
01:49:39,645 --> 01:49:43,126
But, uh, turns out he was,
uh, he was pretty abusive.
1752
01:49:43,213 --> 01:49:44,998
You know, like,
like really abusive.
1753
01:49:45,085 --> 01:49:46,565
Like total piece
of shit abusive.
1754
01:49:46,652 --> 01:49:47,740
Total piece of shit.
1755
01:49:47,827 --> 01:49:49,568
So, it looks like I'm
kind of the hero now.
1756
01:49:51,265 --> 01:49:52,396
I'm really happy for you.
1757
01:49:54,137 --> 01:49:56,226
So you two were
in the same grade?
1758
01:49:56,313 --> 01:49:57,880
Well, you know, they
held me back a few.
1759
01:49:57,967 --> 01:50:01,188
All right, I don't wanna keep
these lovebirds any longer.
1760
01:50:01,275 --> 01:50:02,515
We'll see y'all at the wedding.
1761
01:50:02,581 --> 01:50:04,365
- Bye! Nice to meet you.
- Bye.
1762
01:50:04,452 --> 01:50:06,323
Bye, y'all. Raptor pack!
1763
01:50:09,892 --> 01:50:11,024
So...
1764
01:50:12,460 --> 01:50:15,332
Is that a raptor claw
in your pocket, or...
1765
01:50:17,378 --> 01:50:19,206
It is. It's a raptor claw.
1766
01:50:24,428 --> 01:50:28,476
♪ I wanted someone to love ♪
1767
01:50:28,563 --> 01:50:33,525
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1768
01:50:38,442 --> 01:50:40,880
♪ Burn me up and over ♪
1769
01:52:04,398 --> 01:52:05,834
Where are we going, mister?
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