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Hi, I'm Brian Henson.
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The Muppet fans are sometimes really
crazy people. It's amazing.
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Every crazy little walk -on character,
they know the name. So, if you want a
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facts that'll impress your friends, tell
them about these characters.
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Here's Wayne and Wanda. These two are an
accident -prone singing duo who were in
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the pilot but only actually lasted
through the first season.
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Or how about Betsy Bird?
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She was a beautiful, eccentric dancing
bird who appeared in several shows, but
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she never really quite took off.
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Or here's Fleet Scribbler, who's an
abrasive tabloid reporter that the press
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loved, but the show's writers couldn't
stand.
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Muppets banned press reporter thrown out
by fraud.
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He was soon written out of the show.
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Just keep watching and you might see
Fleet and a few other unsung Muppet
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on The Muppet Show.
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Sylvester Stallone?
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Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr.
Stallone.
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Everything okay?
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Oh, yeah, I'm happy as a clam.
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I'm so miserable.
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I've got to walk over until midnight.
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Well, happy as some clam.
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It's the Muppet Show with our very
special guest star, Sylvester Stallone.
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guest is a writer, director, and the
talented star of that popular film
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Mr. Sylvester Stallone!
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I'm sorry about that, folks.
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Right now, we're going to present a
dance from Hawaii.
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Thank you.
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Puppet chose a great job for a pig. You
all say, we could be working a loo
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house.
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Now we're off to a possibly decent
start.
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Oh, we're here. We're really here. Yes.
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Good grief, it's Sylvester Stallone's
groupie brigade.
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Listen, girls, you're not allowed
backstage during the show.
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Oh, it's okay. We got passes. Yeah.
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Passes? We don't give out passes?
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could be selling backstage passes around
here 28 29 bucks yeah boss scooter i
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want to talk to you okay uh right now i
gotta go introduce sylvester stallone
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but i want you to stay right here and
don't move right see how valuable those
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passes are girls the frog's gonna let us
stay right here so we can see sylvester
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up
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Roman Colosseum, where brave gladiators
sometimes looked like Sylvester...
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Hold it guys.
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And I say I'll eat you, fight you, beat
you, bite you, eat you. Let's call the
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whole thing off.
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Before I say Augustus. And I say
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Augustus. And I say Cuvares.
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And I say we go.
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Augustus. Augustus. Cuvares. We go.
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You must...
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We had a serious talk.
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Boss, I understand you don't want these
groupies backstage.
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That's true. I understand you're angry
with me for letting them in. That's
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too. Well, I wouldn't have if they
weren't just so desperate to see you.
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Me?
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Where? Where?
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Girls, girls, girls, you're going to
have to leave.
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Kermit insists upon it.
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Wait, wait, no. Well, leaving isn't what
I insist upon exactly.
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Standing quietly over there near my desk
will do just fine.
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He fell for it. Okay, quickly now, up
the stairs. We'll go to Sylvester's
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dressing room. Come on.
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Who's that small green man?
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Say, Sly, could I have a word with you
for a minute? Oh, sure, Scooter. Come on
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in. Oh, great.
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You see, there are a couple of your fans
waiting outside. Well, they're not
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waiting outside. Well, they wanted to...
Touch me. Touch me, please. Touch me.
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Oh,
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look at all the bodybuilding stuff Sly
has here.
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Are you really a training Sly?
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Well, no, not really. I mean, I'm not
really a fighter. I made a movie about
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fighting, but I like to work out and
keep in shape.
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few punches.
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Silver, are you decent?
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No, but my folks were. Come on in.
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Rumor has it that there are a bunch of
groupies loose in the theater. Oh,
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really? Yeah.
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You, uh, think I'm safe here?
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Yeah, I think you can rest easy.
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You know, I noticed when you came here,
you didn't arrive with much baggage.
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Yeah, that's me. I travel light, no
baggage. Yeah, that's you.
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Traveling light, yeah. Well, listen, if
you need anything, you just let me know,
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huh? Well, thanks a lot, Link. I
appreciate it. For instance, I mean, if
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wanted my aftershave lotion, it's in the
right -hand drawer. Well, thanks, Link,
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but I don't. Yeah, my cologne is in the
left drawer.
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Well, thank you, Link. And the scented
body talc is above the mirror.
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Well, Link, you sure treat yourself
well, you know that? Oh, can't complain,
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know. Us guys, we've got to stay fit,
you know.
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Oh, Tommy the Worst. Did he mark me?
Yeah, a little bit, I'm afraid.
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Oh, no.
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Hey, Link, Link, Link, Link, don't cry,
don't feel bad.
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You still smell nice.
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Excuse me.
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You can't go out there.
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That is the stage.
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Well, I know that. Shh, shh, shh.
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I know that. I'm playing in the William
Tell Overture.
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I didn't know you were musical.
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I'm not.
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Should have a lot in common with the
rest of the band.
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I'm once again for Veterinarian's
Hospital.
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Hey, when are we on? The continuing
story of a quack who's gone to the dogs.
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All right, Nurse Janice, where's the
next patient?
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Oh, here he is, Dr. Bob.
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Where's he from?
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Hawaii. I'm fine, thanks. How are you?
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Dr. Bob, that is the oldest joke since
they renamed the islands.
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What were they called before?
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Sandwich. No, thanks. I might get crumbs
on the patient.
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The patient was in the opening Hawaiian
number.
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Why wasn't I in that number? I can do
the hula. I've seen you do the hula.
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You're no great shakes.
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The patient misses Hawaii.
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He's homesick. How can he be homesick
when he's right here sick?
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I mean he misses his home in Hawaii.
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Oh, I can fix that. Hey, patient. Watch
this.
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I mean napples.
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Napples? No, you mean apples.
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No, napples. You put them on pies.
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Oh, no.
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Pineapples!
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So, come to the end of another
veterinarian's hospital.
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Is he still up there? Tune in next week.
Who is he? You'll hear Dr. Bob say...
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Hey, listen, maybe he's not really from
Hawaii. Let's take his temperature and
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find out.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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He's from Hawaii. Look, 50...
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man where's that no man is an island if
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you think that joke was bad i'm gonna go
out there and introduce fuzzy and now
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ladies and gentlemen comedy magic with
our own fuzzy i cannot do my song a lady
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in half act how come no saw no lady hey
come on i got a
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song a fraud
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You just start. I'll find you a lady.
I'm not ready. And now, ladies and
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gentlemen, Mr.
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Fozzie Bear!
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Hi -ya, hi -ya, hi -ya, hi -ya, hi -ya.
Thank you, thank you, and thank you.
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Ha!
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Yes, sir.
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Fozzie the magician.
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Uh, a box.
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There's a box.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Uh, uh, uh, say, uh, who was that box I
saw you with last night?
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That was no box. That was my luggage.
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death out here, Kermit.
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Don't worry, it's okay. I found you a
lady.
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Is she beautiful?
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No, but she's willing.
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Good enough.
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All righty. Ladies and gentlemen, sewing
and...
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Beautiful assistant.
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Into the box. Into the box.
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The box.
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Over here, the box.
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You will notice that I did not touch or
aid my assistant in any way.
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Get back, you fool. Into the box.
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Don't touch me. Into the box. Just do
the trick and wind it up.
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Yes, sir.
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And here once again, ladies and
gentlemen, our very special guest star,
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Sylvester Stallone.
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The ballroom was filled with fashion's
throng. It shone with a thousand lights.
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And there was a woman who passed along
the fairest of all the sights.
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A girl to her lover, then soft.
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cried there's riches at command but she
married for wealth
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and not for love though she lives in a
mansion grand
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For youth cannot mate with age. But her
beauty was
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so. For an old man's goal.
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She was burdened or killed in change.
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I stood in the church just at eve. When
sunset adorned the west.
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to the people who'd come to grieve for
loved ones now laid to rest.
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A tall marble monument marked the grave
of one who had been fashion's queen.
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And I thought she's happier here at rest
than to have people say
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when seen.
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did life, or youth cannot mate with age.
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hurt the talking and punching bag.
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What's that got to do with this show?
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