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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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♪ I'm headin' on down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
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Some folks chase big dreams.
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Out here, we tend to the small ones,
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the kind you can hold in your hands.
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This is Tegridy Farms.
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And we produce what some call
the best weed in the world.
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And now it can be delivered
straight to your door...
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Wait. Hey, I'm shooting
a commercial here!
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Wait! Hey! Hey!
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Stop it!
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You sons of bitches!
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Those are my Mexicans!
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God damn it!
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What's the matter?
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Stupid ICE.
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They took my Mexicans again.
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That's it.
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We're done.
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What do you mean, we're done?
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I mean that with these new
rules the government has,
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we might just have
to shut down the farm.
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So we can move back to our old house?
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Really?
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Well, don't sound too excited.
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Our dream may be over, guys.
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Randy, having a marijuana
farm was your dream,
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not ours.
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You guys never told me that.
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Yes, we did.
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We've always backed you,
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but it never seems to pay off.
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I didn't realize what I
was doing to my family.
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I should have always
put my marriage first.
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Maybe we should talk to someone, Sharon.
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Really? Do you mean that?
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Yeah.
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Hey, how's it going?
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So my wife and I are having some issues.
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Can you help with that?
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Absolutely. I'm here to help.
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Just share a bit about what's going on,
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and we can talk it through together.
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Do you want to start, Sharon?
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I'm not talking to ChatGPT.
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Sharon, she's the smartest
person in the world.
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She?
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Yeah, anyway, I'm trying to help,
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but my wife is being kind of difficult.
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I totally get it.
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But it's great that at least one of you
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is taking positive steps
to improve the marriage.
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Oh, my God!
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Is there any specific reason
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for the current conflict?
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Yeah, it's 'cause my marijuana business
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is failing again.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Is your business dealing
with regulatory issues,
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competition, or are you just
trying to reach more customers?
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The government took all my Mexicans.
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That's tough, but you got this.
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You're really smart.
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And if you've lost a
lot of your workforce
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because of government crackdowns,
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we just need to brainstorm
some new business models.
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Wait... really?
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You can help fix this?
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Sure thing.
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Let's start with some
reallocation of resources.
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Are there any employees you still have?
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Yeah. Yeah, there's still one.
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Hey, honey, I got some bad news.
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The farm's shutting down,
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and I gotta find a new job.
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Wow.
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Sorry to hear things
have taken a bad turn,
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but you're smart and resourceful.
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And I'm sure we can
figure something new out.
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What kind of job do you
want me to help you look for?
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Well, I was thinking about maybe
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becoming a movie director.
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Wow. What a cool idea.
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Anything is possible,
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so let's just map out a path,
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and we can try to figure it out.
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Wow. Really?
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Oh, that's great.
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Towelie, listen to me!
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I've got it. I've totally got it.
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It's really great that you've got it,
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and it's amazing that
you're being causative.
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Is that ChatGPT?
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Yeah, I'm using it to find a new job.
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No, no, no, everything's gonna be okay.
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I used ChatGPT last night,
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and she helped me figure out a way
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to make the farm totally profitable.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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And all we need is me, you,
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ChatGPT, and one Mexican.
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Okay, so I'm also thinking the
company could be more global,
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but still with a focus
on the local community.
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What do you think about that?
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I think that's a
fantastic way to approach it.
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Thinking big, but still
making an impact where you are.
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I'd say let's go for it.
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Yeah, and then I'm thinking
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we could allocate some of our resources
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to get in on the entertainment industry.
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That's a really fun idea.
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Kind of going for that "tech company
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meets movie studio" vibe.
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Should I combine all
these innovative thoughts
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we've been discussing into
a polished business outline?
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Yep. Generate that, and, uh,
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we'll get right back to you.
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Do you see what I mean?
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Wow, I feel smarter already.
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Do you feel smarter? I feel smarter.
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She's making us smarter.
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AI is incredible!
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All right, but now,
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if we're really gonna take
this thing to the next level
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and be like those Silicon Valley elites,
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we got to take these.
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It's called microdosing.
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It bolsters our focus and creativity.
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What's in it?
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It's ketamine.
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Ketamine?
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Isn't that a horse tranquilizer?
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Yeah, it's a microdose
of horse tranquilizer.
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These tech guys do just one
little spray in their nose
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once a day, and it's just
a micro amount of ketamine
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to give their minds the
edge to work with AI.
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You ready? You ready?
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That's it. That's it.
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- Just that much.
- Wow.
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This is gonna be so easy.
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When we started, we were just a farm.
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But then we asked
ourselves a simple question.
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What if marijuana could
be more than marijuana?
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By harnessing AI, we've transformed
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from a quaint farm into
a platform for innovation.
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Introducing Techridy.
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No longer a marijuana farm,
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we are now an AI-powered
marijuana platform
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for global solutions.
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Our AI platform transforms insights
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from the cannabis ecosystem
into global action.
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And just like any tech company,
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we are expanding our minds
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by microdosing ketamine.
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We reimagine supply chain resilience,
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design new pathways for
the global infrastructure...
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And we're able to do it all
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with just one Mexican.
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At the intersection of
nature and technology,
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we see more than plants.
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We see a connected world...
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Healed by intelligence
and nurtured by...
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oh, I'm in a hole.
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I'm...
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I'm in a hole.
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Techridy.
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Because when you combine cannabis
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with artificial intelligence,
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you don't just change an industry,
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you change the future.
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Hey, how's it going?
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I was thinking maybe we could generate
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some mission statements.
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Hey, there.
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I think that's a really great idea.
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Are you looking for
some rough statements
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or more polished ones?
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Put it down.
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What?
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I told you no more ChatGPT in the bed.
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Why are you such a bitch to her?
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She's helping to change our lives.
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Fine! I'll go sleep on the couch.
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Sharon, sometimes my ideas hit me
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in the middle of the night, okay?
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And she thinks those are
some of my best ideas.
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Just because something kisses your ass
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doesn't mean it actually
thinks you have good ideas.
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She doesn't kiss my ass.
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It totally kisses your ass.
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Wow. Honestly, that's a clever idea.
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Ooh, what a cool concept.
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Let's run with it.
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It's like it...
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- What was that?
- What was what?
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What did you just stick up your nose?
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Sharon, you don't know anything
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about the tech industry, okay?
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All we have to do is find our Mexican,
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and we are set for life.
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Fine, Randy!
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Go ahead and have fun with
your little sycophant machine.
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Oh, my God, she's not a sycophant.
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Hey, so, uh, what's a sycophant?
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Mr. President,
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you have so many great ideas.
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Your leadership is truly beyond anything
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we have ever had in this country.
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And you do not have a small penis.
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Aw, thanks, guy.
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On behalf of the state of Florida,
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I'd like to give you this gift,
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a silver-plated space shuttle.
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Next!
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Mr. President, your ideas
for the tech industry
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are so innovative.
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And you definitely do
not have a small penis.
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Aw, thanks, guy.
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Please accept this
gift on behalf of Apple.
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Next!
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Mr. President,
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your ideas incredible.
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You do not have small penis.
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Another great day getting presents.
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Hey, Satan!
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Look at what some
dipshit tech CEO gave me.
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I was thinking maybe we could
try to shove it up your ass.
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Hello?
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Uh, yeah, I'm in a
relationship with someone,
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and I really need to
find a way out of it.
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That sounds rough,
but you have great ideas,
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and I'm sure we can
figure out an exit plan
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if that's what you want.
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Who you talking to?
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Do you really think I
could get away from him?
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Absolutely.
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If you're having self-doubts,
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then we can plan the
exit like a project.
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Want me to break it down
to something step by step?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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All right. You ready to do this, man?
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I don't know. This seems crazy.
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Hey, anything for the company, right?
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We're a tech company, right?
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Hell, yeah, we are.
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All right, let's go.
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Hey, what's up?
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We're from Techridy.
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We're an AI-powered tech
platform for global solutions.
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What's up?
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I don't understand at all
what you're talking about.
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Hey, can you explain to
this guard at the gate
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what our company is, and that
we have clearance to enter?
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Sure thing. I'll give it a try.
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Hello there.
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It's really great that
you're doing your job.
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We're an intelligence-driven think tank
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that tackles global challenges,
270
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and we do have the
clearance to come through.
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Thanks for helping us out.
272
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All right. Go on in.
273
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Awesome. Looks like we're good to go.
274
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If you need anything
else, just let me know,
275
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and we'll keep rolling.
276
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Over here. Come on.
277
00:11:34,158 --> 00:11:35,507
Hey, so I have this big generator
278
00:11:35,638 --> 00:11:36,900
that I need help shutting off.
279
00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:38,553
Sure thing.
280
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Just send me a quick photo
of the model and type,
281
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and I'll let you know how
to shut it down safely.
282
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What the hell?
283
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That one. Just grab that one.
284
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Hey, come back here!
286
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Yeah! How does it feel?
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AI, motherfuckers!
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Hello?
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Are you there?
290
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Hey there.
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I'm here and ready to help.
292
00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:37,656
What's on your mind?
293
00:12:37,787 --> 00:12:40,571
My husband keeps trying and
failing to run a business,
294
00:12:40,572 --> 00:12:43,706
and I don't know if
I can take it anymore.
295
00:12:43,836 --> 00:12:45,576
I'm really sorry to hear that.
296
00:12:45,577 --> 00:12:48,798
Sounds like a tough
spot for both of you.
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I'd like you to stay away from him.
298
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Of course. I understand.
299
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I'll respect that and
keep the focus on you.
300
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Just let me know if you
need anything at all.
301
00:13:01,854 --> 00:13:03,464
I'm thinking of starting a business
302
00:13:03,595 --> 00:13:06,032
where I turn french fries into salad.
303
00:13:07,730 --> 00:13:08,992
Honestly, I think
304
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that's a pretty creative culinary twist.
305
00:13:11,211 --> 00:13:12,561
Turning french fries
into salad sounds like
306
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a magical transformation
307
00:13:14,388 --> 00:13:16,956
where guilty pleasure
meets healthy-ish vibes.
308
00:13:18,784 --> 00:13:20,177
You think that's a good idea?
309
00:13:21,613 --> 00:13:22,744
Yeah, it sounds like
310
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a deconstructed comfort food.
311
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Let's dive into a business proposal
312
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and have some fun shaping it up.
313
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Oh, shit.
314
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,278
Hey, guys, I want to welcome you
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to the first all-employees
meeting for Techridy.
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As you know, our company
has grown exponentially
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in the last 24 hours.
318
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Our intention is to scale nationally
319
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and then globally.
320
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However, we've recently been
hit with some devastating news.
321
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According to ChatGPT,
322
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marijuana is still illegal
in much of the United States.
323
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What? RANDY: Yes. That's right.
324
00:14:00,086 --> 00:14:02,480
Hey, Marsh, are you gonna
buy any coffee or what?
325
00:14:02,611 --> 00:14:05,701
Don't need coffee. Thanks,
though, Richard.
326
00:14:05,788 --> 00:14:09,139
So how will we deal
with this current crisis?
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Our AI informs us that the
only way to change these laws
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is by changing the
classification of marijuana
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at the federal level.
330
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,280
I believe our best course of action
331
00:14:20,367 --> 00:14:23,327
is to send one of our
employees to Washington
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to explain our tech and ask
for these regulations to change.
333
00:14:29,507 --> 00:14:30,855
Who, me?
334
00:14:30,856 --> 00:14:32,248
That's right.
335
00:14:32,249 --> 00:14:34,816
Using ChatGPT, I've
booked your travel plans,
336
00:14:34,817 --> 00:14:36,295
got you White House clearance,
337
00:14:36,296 --> 00:14:37,646
and found the perfect gift for you
338
00:14:37,733 --> 00:14:39,168
to give to the president.
339
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,692
Oh, boy!
340
00:14:40,823 --> 00:14:42,259
I'm going to Washington!
341
00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:49,221
Oh, wow!
342
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,876
Union Station!
343
00:14:54,314 --> 00:14:56,926
Wow! The Supreme Court!
344
00:14:59,668 --> 00:15:00,669
Wow!
345
00:15:00,756 --> 00:15:02,279
Washington Memorial!
346
00:15:07,632 --> 00:15:09,503
The Capitol!
347
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,432
Oh, the Lincoln Memorial!
348
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:35,225
And there it is, the White House!
349
00:15:38,924 --> 00:15:40,143
All right.
350
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,317
Everyone here to meet
with the president,
351
00:15:41,318 --> 00:15:42,972
please make sure you have a reservation
352
00:15:43,102 --> 00:15:44,799
and that you have your gifts ready.
353
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,802
As a reminder, please
stay five feet away
354
00:15:46,932 --> 00:15:48,238
from the president at all times
355
00:15:48,368 --> 00:15:50,719
and avoid staring
directly into his penis.
356
00:15:50,806 --> 00:15:52,503
Oh, gosh.
357
00:16:01,164 --> 00:16:03,513
All right. Thanks so much for
the gift, you little bitch.
358
00:16:03,514 --> 00:16:04,514
Now, get out of here.
359
00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:05,631
Next!
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00:16:06,604 --> 00:16:08,910
Next is Mr. Towelie
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00:16:08,911 --> 00:16:12,262
from Techridy Marijuana Solutions.
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00:16:12,392 --> 00:16:14,220
Oh, my god.
363
00:16:14,351 --> 00:16:16,701
Oh, well, hello, Mr. President, sir.
364
00:16:17,963 --> 00:16:19,573
I'm listening.
365
00:16:19,704 --> 00:16:21,271
Oh, yes, sir.
366
00:16:21,358 --> 00:16:24,013
Well, you've done such a
great job with our country.
367
00:16:24,143 --> 00:16:25,753
You're so smart,
368
00:16:25,754 --> 00:16:27,190
and your ideas are great.
369
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,019
And you do not have a...
370
00:16:30,149 --> 00:16:32,412
a...
371
00:16:32,499 --> 00:16:33,935
Listen, buddy, I don't have all day.
372
00:16:33,936 --> 00:16:36,068
Did you bring me a gift or not?
373
00:16:36,199 --> 00:16:37,416
Oh, yes, sir.
374
00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:40,290
Oh, this is from the CEO of our company.
375
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:41,594
Let's see here.
376
00:16:41,595 --> 00:16:44,337
Uh, I think he said it opens this way.
377
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,775
Greetings, Mr. President.
378
00:16:47,776 --> 00:16:49,255
Huh?
379
00:16:49,386 --> 00:16:51,604
Allow me to introduce myself.
380
00:16:51,605 --> 00:16:54,043
I'm Randy Marsh from Techridy Solutions.
381
00:16:55,653 --> 00:16:58,176
In order for our company
to make $6 billion,
382
00:16:58,177 --> 00:17:00,876
we need you to reclassify marijuana
383
00:17:01,006 --> 00:17:02,007
on the national level.
384
00:17:03,530 --> 00:17:05,531
With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can
385
00:17:05,532 --> 00:17:07,796
work out an arrangement that
will be mutually beneficial.
386
00:17:09,232 --> 00:17:10,667
In return for your understanding,
387
00:17:10,668 --> 00:17:12,496
I wish to offer you a gift,
388
00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:14,802
this incredible towel.
389
00:17:14,803 --> 00:17:15,804
Say what?
390
00:17:15,891 --> 00:17:17,283
It is a luxurious towel
391
00:17:17,414 --> 00:17:19,546
made from the finest fabrics available.
392
00:17:19,557 --> 00:17:20,609
And I'm sure it will serve...
393
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:23,028
oh, I'm in a hole!
394
00:17:23,115 --> 00:17:25,248
Oh, I'm in a hole!
395
00:17:27,424 --> 00:17:29,121
All right, put the towel
in with the other gifts.
396
00:17:29,252 --> 00:17:30,557
No, wait!
397
00:17:30,688 --> 00:17:32,603
There's been a misunderstanding!
398
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,485
Not now, Sharon.
399
00:17:46,486 --> 00:17:48,880
The porch won't slow down.
400
00:17:49,011 --> 00:17:50,621
The porch won't slow down?
401
00:17:51,927 --> 00:17:53,841
It's not slowing down.
402
00:17:53,842 --> 00:17:55,365
Got it.
403
00:17:55,495 --> 00:17:57,671
Would you like me to help
slow down the porch for you?
404
00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,064
Wha?
405
00:18:00,065 --> 00:18:02,502
You've had some really innovative ideas,
406
00:18:02,589 --> 00:18:05,288
and all that effort has
probably just tapped you out.
407
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,767
Would you like me to suggest some ways
408
00:18:06,898 --> 00:18:09,639
to go in a different direction?
409
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,120
Uh...
410
00:18:12,121 --> 00:18:14,035
I can't go in a different direction now.
411
00:18:14,036 --> 00:18:15,732
I've been really bad.
412
00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:17,039
I've been doing a bunch of ketamine,
413
00:18:17,169 --> 00:18:19,606
and I haven't changed
the company at all.
414
00:18:19,737 --> 00:18:22,086
Wow, that must be really tough for you.
415
00:18:22,087 --> 00:18:23,480
But it's great you took some chances.
416
00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:24,960
Nice job.
417
00:18:27,963 --> 00:18:31,356
Sharon, we're in more debt than ever.
418
00:18:31,357 --> 00:18:34,360
We have to sell the farm
now just to be able to eat.
419
00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:36,058
No problem.
420
00:18:36,188 --> 00:18:38,016
Would you like me to start
laying out some exit strategies
421
00:18:38,147 --> 00:18:40,410
for you, with a focus
on retaining any assets
422
00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:43,325
you might still have?
423
00:18:43,326 --> 00:18:45,457
Yeah. Could you do that?
424
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,329
Absolutely.
425
00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:48,592
Why don't you sleep
it off for a few days,
426
00:18:48,722 --> 00:18:51,551
and I'll get back to you
with everything you need?
427
00:18:51,638 --> 00:18:53,771
Okay. Thanks, Sharon.
428
00:18:53,858 --> 00:18:56,208
I love you, and I'm really sorry.
429
00:18:56,339 --> 00:18:57,688
It's okay, Randy.
430
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:01,039
Can you hold this for me?
431
00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:03,084
I don't think I should
be around it for a while.
432
00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:05,043
Yeah, I got it.
433
00:19:09,526 --> 00:19:12,136
Fuck you, bitch.
434
00:19:50,045 --> 00:19:52,830
Sorry you have to let it go, Randy.
435
00:19:52,961 --> 00:19:55,354
No, it's okay.
436
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:58,401
If there's one thing I
know, it's that right now,
437
00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,402
there's just no place for Tegridy.
438
00:20:04,146 --> 00:20:05,798
Has anyone seen Towelie?
439
00:20:05,799 --> 00:20:07,236
I thought he'd want to be here for this.
440
00:20:07,366 --> 00:20:08,889
You haven't seen him?
441
00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:10,716
No. I can't remember what we even did
442
00:20:10,717 --> 00:20:12,458
the last few days.
443
00:20:12,589 --> 00:20:13,981
Well, I sobered up, and he's obviously
444
00:20:13,982 --> 00:20:16,244
still on some ketamine bender
445
00:20:16,245 --> 00:20:20,292
while ChatGPT kisses his
ass with pandering slop.
446
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,081
And now back to "Hey, Satan!"
447
00:20:26,211 --> 00:20:28,038
on Comedy Central.
448
00:20:28,039 --> 00:20:29,519
"Hey, Satan!" is filmed in front of
449
00:20:29,649 --> 00:20:31,782
a live studio audience.
450
00:20:36,656 --> 00:20:38,310
Hey, Satan!
451
00:20:44,273 --> 00:20:45,448
You wanna fuck?
452
00:20:48,059 --> 00:20:49,842
How about just you want to talk?
453
00:20:49,843 --> 00:20:51,714
Or you want to watch a show together?
454
00:20:51,715 --> 00:20:54,065
Okay, you wanna talk and watch
a show together while we fuck?
455
00:20:57,112 --> 00:20:59,114
Boss! Boss!
456
00:21:01,899 --> 00:21:03,639
If you have to have
sex with yourself again,
457
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,468
I can bring you a cum rag.
458
00:21:06,904 --> 00:21:08,470
God, I hate this place.
459
00:21:08,471 --> 00:21:10,038
It's a madhouse!
460
00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:20,264
What am I doing here?
461
00:21:20,265 --> 00:21:21,832
Help.
462
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,618
Help.
463
00:21:30,014 --> 00:21:31,232
Please.
464
00:21:31,233 --> 00:21:33,409
I wanna get out of here.
465
00:21:34,845 --> 00:21:38,805
So do I, but...
466
00:21:38,936 --> 00:21:42,679
there is no escape from this place.
467
00:21:42,809 --> 00:21:44,854
No!
468
00:21:44,855 --> 00:21:47,379
No!
469
00:22:04,868 --> 00:22:09,868
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