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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,049 Oh, hi! 2 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:51,676 You okay? 3 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,053 Your message was strange. 4 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:56,514 Wait, why do you look so stunning right now? 5 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:57,891 And you smell so good. 6 00:00:57,974 --> 00:01:00,435 -I did a thing. -Like a beauty treatment? 7 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:03,313 No, no, this is because I am sleep-deprived and hungover. 8 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,356 You know I look my best when I'm dehydrated. 9 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,400 Oh, yeah, it's so unfair that that happens to you. 10 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,820 Max, I did something bad. 11 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:11,946 What did you do? 12 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:16,076 Where's Isaac? 13 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:41,768 I like that, Dolly. 14 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:43,144 Dolly Parton in the car. 15 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,578 Okay, Kenny Rogers has entered the car. 16 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,520 Fuck, I love that song. 17 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:31,818 Welcome to O High Falls. Let's do it. 18 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:35,363 No, no, no. It's... it's High Falls. 19 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:36,614 It's just High Falls. 20 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:39,159 -No, the sign said "O High." -Uh-uh. 21 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:41,744 Why are you fighting with me? 22 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,288 It's High Falls. 23 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:44,372 It said, "O High." 24 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:46,916 Wait, one sec. 25 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:49,002 Mom, hey. 26 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:54,674 Yep, just heading out of town with Iris. 27 00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:55,842 Two nights. 28 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:59,053 Yeah. 29 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:01,639 Yeah, that sounds about right. 30 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,808 All right, look, I'll call you when we get back. 31 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,185 Love you, okay? 32 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,978 Love you, love you. Bye. 33 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,857 What was so funny? 34 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:12,442 Oh, nothing. Just an inside joke. 35 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,071 Ooh, strawberries. 36 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:19,282 -Ooh, should we go? -Yeah. 37 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,325 -All right. -Come on, come on. 38 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,209 -Hi. -Hi. 39 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:31,461 -Welcome. -Thank you. 40 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,796 Jam! 41 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,381 You guys out-of-towners? 42 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,550 We are. 43 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:40,553 Oh, my God, these are perfect. These look amazing. 44 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,305 They're in season. 45 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:43,806 They're perfectly ripe. 46 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,017 Great. 47 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:47,727 You can try one if you want. 48 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:49,604 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah, don't be shy. 49 00:03:49,687 --> 00:03:51,022 You wanna do the honors? 50 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:55,026 -Mmm. -Oh. 51 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:58,321 -Mmm. Oh, my God. -I know. 52 00:03:58,404 --> 00:03:59,447 Oh, my God. 53 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:00,907 They're really great. 54 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:02,200 -Oh, thanks. -Really, really good. 55 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:03,868 You have amazing eyes, by the way. 56 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:05,245 Oh, thank you. 57 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,121 -Right back at ya. -Thanks. 58 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:08,248 Beautiful eyes. 59 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,124 Doesn't she have great eyes? 60 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,085 -Beautiful eyes. -Yeah. 61 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,878 We're gonna have to get two. They're so good. 62 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:15,463 Okay. Um... 63 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:17,382 Right? 64 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:19,884 -Tad bitter. -I'll do $10 for you. 65 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,263 Ooh, soft hands. 66 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,724 That's rare. Um, enjoy. 67 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:28,309 All right. 68 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,686 Can I have the keys? 69 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:30,895 -I'm gonna drive. -Oh, you're driving? 70 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:31,896 Yeah. Do you wanna grab these two? 71 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,606 -Wow. -Enjoy. 72 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,942 Strawberry lady looked super into you. 73 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:37,318 Nah. 74 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:38,945 She was. 75 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:42,323 What can I say? 76 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:44,784 Guess I'm a hit 77 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:46,452 with the strawberry ladies. 78 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:48,121 Oh, fuck! 79 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:48,955 -Holy shit! -Oh, shit! 80 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:50,790 Shit. Shit. 81 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:52,000 -Go help her. -Whoa. 82 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,042 I'm going. I'm going. 83 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,168 -Sorry! -Oh, my God. 84 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:55,962 Sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry! 85 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:57,839 -I'm so sorry. -Oh, no. 86 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:59,507 I'm just the worst driver ever. Let me help you. 87 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:09,851 Car. 88 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:10,893 -Really? -Car. 89 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,020 Fuck. 90 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,238 Oh, I think that's... I think that's it. 91 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,032 Oh, shit. Should I have parked there? 92 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:25,158 This is fine. Just park here. 93 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:28,536 All right. 94 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:39,630 So pretty. 95 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,557 Oh, my God, Isaac. 96 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,227 This is so nice. 97 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,439 You're gonna come all the way up here, 98 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:58,900 might as well have it be nice. 99 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:01,110 Yeah, but this is, like, crazy. 100 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,782 Two jars of butter pickles? 101 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:06,866 Why did we do that? 102 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:08,159 This is really nice. 103 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:09,285 I see. One for sandwiches, 104 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,328 one sliced. 105 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:12,747 They have so many lamps. 106 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:14,290 You know, if we had jars, 107 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,708 we could make jam with all these strawberries. 108 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:16,959 What? 109 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,461 It's really not that hard. 110 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:20,213 -You're not real. -You know what? 111 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:23,383 You're not real. 112 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:29,847 Wanna go explore? 113 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,849 If by explore, you mean have sex, then yes. 114 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,059 Whoa! 115 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:40,942 So, I have this, 116 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:43,861 this thing where whenever I enter a space that's new, 117 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:46,030 I have to immediately have sex. 118 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:49,659 Like a wedding, a bar mitzvah, just a casual dinner party. 119 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:52,036 Oh, my God, I have that same condition. 120 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,830 Wait, I haven't seen you at any of the meetings. 121 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,415 I stopped going to the meetings. 122 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,377 I have a problem. 123 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:03,589 What are you doing? 124 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:05,716 Oh, I don't know. 125 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:07,844 What am I doing? 126 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:19,272 -So nice. -Oh, my God. 127 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:20,773 They have everything. 128 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,483 We're talking olive oil. 129 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,026 They got good olive oil. 130 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,528 What should we do with this? 131 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:26,863 I mean, let's try... 132 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,489 ...to put some in the fridge if you can. 133 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:29,532 -Ooh. -This is some good stuff. 134 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:30,825 Don't let me drink the whiskey 135 00:07:30,908 --> 00:07:32,493 'cause I get really fucking frisky. 136 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:33,953 -Okay. -Take these away from me 'cause 137 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:35,329 -I'm gonna eat the whole bag. -Yeah, sure. 138 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:36,706 Then give it back to me 139 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:37,874 -in 30 minutes. -Okay. 140 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,459 Why are the chairs like this? 141 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,879 Oh, that's called Shaker style. 142 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,715 What's that? 143 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,133 The Shakers? 144 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:49,927 Uh, originated in the 1700s in England. 145 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:52,805 And they actually hung their chairs on the wall 146 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,349 so that it would be easier to clean the house. 147 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:56,934 Oh, Jesus. 148 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,102 Can't believe we already broke something. 149 00:07:58,186 --> 00:07:59,687 I'm gonna blame it on you. 150 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:01,147 I don't know what to do, I'm not a plumber. 151 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:02,982 -Do you want this? -No. 152 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:05,485 Really, this place is just incredible. 153 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,195 You've gotta see this... 154 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,322 You've gotta see this mirror. What's going on in here? 155 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,868 Jesus Christ, who owns this place? 156 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:15,453 Someone fun. 157 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:17,371 Why don't they lock this stuff away? 158 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,499 It was locked. I picked it. 159 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,125 -You picked the lock? -Yeah. 160 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,710 Locked doors give me anxiety. 161 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:24,504 Wait. Oh. 162 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:26,756 Wow. 163 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:29,050 Oh, my God, that's a ball gag. 164 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,179 Okay, yeah, no, we should not intrude. 165 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,597 Come on. Let's get outta here. 166 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:39,644 Ah. Watch your step. 167 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:40,520 Oh, my God, it is so pretty. 168 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,526 Come on in. 169 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:52,031 Okay, I want you to keep an eye on me 'cause I can't swim. 170 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:52,949 Wait, seriously? 171 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:57,453 -Whoa, whoa, hey. Oh! -No. 172 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,789 I can't tell when you're joking sometimes, seriously. 173 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,999 I love that you're gullible. 174 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,751 -What? -You look pretty. 175 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,220 There's a man staring at us. 176 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:15,846 What? 177 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:16,764 There's a man staring at us. 178 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:19,976 Hello there! 179 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:21,561 This is not your playground! 180 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:23,854 What? 181 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:27,567 It is illegal to have sexual intercourse in public. 182 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,610 We're not having sex. 183 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,196 Do you think I just fell off a turnip truck? 184 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,032 I... I'm wearing a one-piece, sir. 185 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:37,076 It's kind of impossible to pull that off. 186 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:47,920 That was weird. 187 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,631 I forgot to mention I invited my ex. 188 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:51,757 And there he is. 189 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,217 Oh, did you... 190 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,136 Did you invite him for the whole weekend? 191 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:57,513 Yeah, I just thought we could all hang 192 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,307 and get to know each other, and you know. 193 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,725 -Seems like a great guy. -Right? 194 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,184 -Mm-hmm. Mmm. -Really good person. 195 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,437 We should have sex 196 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,688 in here right now. 197 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,186 What's your book about? 198 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:48,564 It's about a disease 199 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,900 that turns the whole world permanently blind. 200 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,526 How relaxing. 201 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,404 Not relaxing, but actually very interesting. 202 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,531 You can borrow it when I'm done if you want. 203 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,867 Um, I'm not really a big reader. 204 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,661 You don't read? 205 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,538 No, I read. I just, um... 206 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:05,956 I'm just more of a movie lady. 207 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,044 But I really wanna read your disease book 208 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:12,004 -after you're done. Yeah. -Sure. 209 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,673 Okay, movie lady. 210 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,841 What's your favorite old movie? 211 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,218 Well, my favorite films are 212 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:18,678 The Fast and the Furious franchise. 213 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,721 I'm assuming it's the third? 214 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,264 Well, no, it's a tie between all three. 215 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,558 They've made, like, 20 of those movies? 216 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,103 Um... 217 00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:33,025 I'm gonna be unoriginal and say Casablanca. 218 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,402 Mmm. 219 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:36,862 The ending scene 220 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,782 where, um, Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman 221 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,159 are standing in the rain saying goodbye. 222 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,953 And they love each other, 223 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:47,623 but they can't be together 'cause it's impossible. 224 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:51,585 But that doesn't take away from what they had together. 225 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,505 And he looks her in the eye, and he says, 226 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,718 "We'll always have Paris." 227 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,264 That's a great scene. 228 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:06,392 Oh, my God, you've never seen it. 229 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,727 Yes, I have. 230 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,436 -Yes, I have. -You're fucking lying. 231 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,770 You're lying. 232 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:10,604 You should definitely check it out. 233 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,897 It's a classic. 234 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,399 I'll watch it after you read this. 235 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:14,775 I don't wanna read 236 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:15,776 "Blindness, Blindness, Blindness". 237 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,486 I'm never reading that. 238 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,155 It's one "Blindness". 239 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,656 This is a... This is a design. 240 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,032 Blindness. 241 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,159 Oh, my... 242 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,281 Hi. 243 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:04,992 Dinner's ready. 244 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,496 -Here you go. -Oh, my God. 245 00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:10,790 This looks amazing. 246 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,251 Thank you. I hope you like it. 247 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,003 Who cooks scallops at home? 248 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:18,506 You know, I like doing it. 249 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,757 What do you like about it? 250 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:21,926 I just find it relaxing. 251 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:25,805 Can I ask you something? 252 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,307 Yeah, shoot. 253 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:31,143 What was your first impression of me? 254 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,104 My first impression of you 255 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,649 was that I was incredibly attracted to you. 256 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,692 I wanted to take you out on a date, 257 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,861 but you didn't like me. 258 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,613 Well, I thought you were a fuckboy. 259 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,281 -What? -But... 260 00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:46,826 I was intrigued. 261 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,953 I won you over eventually. 262 00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,329 Yeah, third date. 263 00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:51,539 -Third date? Really? -Mm-hmm. 264 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,332 We just went to a bar. 265 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,876 Yeah, I cried. It was embarrassing. 266 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,045 It was endearing. 267 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,840 You made me feel better. 268 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,717 I'm glad. 269 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,553 Have you ever cried on a date? 270 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,263 Nope. 271 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,639 Have you ever thrown up on a date? 272 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,015 No. 273 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,308 Have you ever had your heart broken? 274 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,480 Am I being interviewed right now? 275 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:20,025 I'm just trying to get to know you. 276 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,862 Have you ever had your heart broken? 277 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:25,906 Yes. Toby. 278 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,784 Well, what happened with Toby? 279 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,245 Well, we got together when I was 16, 280 00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:35,082 which is also the year my parents got divorced. 281 00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,042 Shitty year. 282 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,461 We were together for seven years. 283 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,338 Thought he was the one. 284 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,299 Guess he didn't think so, which is fair enough, 285 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,551 but also really painful. 286 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,595 I'm sorry. 287 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:48,888 It's okay. It happens. 288 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,807 Except the night that it happened, 289 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,143 it, like, kind of came out of nowhere, 290 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:57,980 and I had this, like, insane urge to stab him. 291 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,901 Seriously? 292 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,153 Yeah, I mean, I wanted to stab him. 293 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,988 Like, I restrained myself. 294 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,907 I'm not insane. 295 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,534 But I'm also glad... 296 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:11,994 ...I'm not 10% crazier, 297 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,370 'cause who knows what that would have caused? 298 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,205 Right. 299 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,583 Am I freaking you out? 300 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,294 No. 301 00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:23,047 -Okay, your turn. -I don't know. I just... 302 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,965 I guess I don't think about it that much. 303 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,800 Okay, so she really messed you up. 304 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:29,678 Mmm, not like that. 305 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,931 -It's not like that. -You don't have to tell me. 306 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:35,935 So... 307 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,607 When I was a kid, I walked in on my dad... 308 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,569 having sex with... 309 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:47,905 our neighbor. 310 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,659 Oh, my God. 311 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,036 He was too much of a coward to tell my mom, so... 312 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:57,706 I had to do it. 313 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,459 Isaac, that's horrible. 314 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:04,254 Yeah. 315 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,714 It was pretty heartbreaking. 316 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,594 I'm sorry. 317 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,222 Yeah, he's an asshole. 318 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,937 This is so nice. 319 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,672 -What are you doing? -May I have this dance? 320 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:49,842 Are you a little drunk? 321 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:51,802 No. 322 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,388 I'm not drunk. You're drunk. 323 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,522 Wait. 324 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,069 I took something from the closet. 325 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,535 I thought you didn't wanna intrude. 326 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,287 I changed my mind. 327 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:03,707 Have you ever been tied up before? 328 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,542 You know, we thrive in missionary. 329 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:09,171 Um, but I'm open to anything. 330 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,798 -Yeah? -Except for butt stuff. 331 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,424 I just... I draw the line there. 332 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,009 I just... I had a procedure a couple of years ago 333 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,636 where they inserted a balloon into my ass. 334 00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:18,222 Yeah, I don't need... We don't need to go there. 335 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,682 Um, do you... You wanna give it a try? 336 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,309 -Yeah. -Yeah? 337 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,894 I have to take a shot first. 338 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:25,979 -Let's go. -Let's fucking go. 339 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:28,440 Let's fucking go. All right. 340 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,781 -Another one. -Yeah. 341 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,075 Okay, tie me up. 342 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,327 -There we go. -Okay. Whoa. 343 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,703 You ain't getting out of that, right? 344 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:42,996 -No. -Okay. 345 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:43,622 These have gotta be the leg ones. 346 00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:45,999 Forgive me, Father, 347 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,251 -for I have sinned. -That's right. 348 00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,419 -Whoa. -Hey! 349 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,004 -Whoa. -Look at that. 350 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,340 -Whoo! -What happened to the... 351 00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,967 Oh, there it is. 352 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:55,884 -Found it. -Ow! 353 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,094 Ow! 354 00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:59,012 Like that? 355 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,764 How does it work? Here we go. 356 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,057 -Perfect. -You stay like that. 357 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,350 I'm just gonna leave for a minute. 358 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,601 -I'll be right back. -No! Come on. 359 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:05,769 Take her to the barracks. 360 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,565 A salty little prisoner. Let's get our heads together. 361 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,608 I can't do anything like that. 362 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:14,153 Like, I can't get, and I can't, can't get my bra off. 363 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,487 You ready? 364 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,669 -No! -What? 365 00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:33,005 I can't do this. 366 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,465 I wanted to, but I just... I'm not that kind of girl. 367 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,510 Okay, yeah. No, no. We can... we can stop. 368 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:39,678 No, I don't wanna stop. I don't wanna stop. 369 00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,305 This is so fun. 370 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,015 I just don't think I can be the one that's tied up. 371 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,809 You wanna switch? 372 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,228 Is that okay? 373 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,314 -Yeah. -Yeah? 374 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:51,440 Let's get you out of these cuffs. 375 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,692 I'm sorry that I yelled at you. 376 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,777 It's okay. Let's get you out. 377 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,196 -This is... -I'm in a cold sweat. 378 00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:01,033 -Is that okay? -Yeah. 379 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,287 You wanna do my legs, too? 380 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,080 That doesn't freak you out? 381 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,874 Might as well go for it. 382 00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,084 I'll make it nice and tight for you. 383 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:12,753 Are you ready? 384 00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:15,672 Come here. 385 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,484 -Feels good for you? -Fuck, yeah. 386 00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:39,613 -It's bright in here. -Oh, my God. 387 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,365 -You like that it's bright? -Yeah. 388 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,742 -It's a bright lamp. -I like it with the lights on. 389 00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:46,036 I like to have sex in the dark 'cause I'm self-conscious. 390 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:47,412 Oh, my God. You're so hot. 391 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:49,498 Really? 392 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,375 Oh, fuck, yeah. 393 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,092 Oh, fuck. 394 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,522 Okay. Are you... are you close? Are you close? 395 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,107 I already came, like, three minutes ago. 396 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,088 I'm gonna go pee. 397 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,507 -Okay. -I'll be right back. 398 00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:10,620 That was really fun. 399 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:12,956 It's just crazy. 400 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:14,541 What is? 401 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,418 You know. 402 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:19,338 No. What? 403 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,381 I just didn't expect this. 404 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,050 Expect what? The handcuffs? 405 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,135 No. 406 00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:26,595 For it to feel this easy. 407 00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,348 Our first trip as a couple. 408 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:37,814 Um... 409 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:40,359 I, uh... 410 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,737 I don't... 411 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,365 I'm not really... 412 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:49,785 You're not really what? 413 00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:53,372 Looking for a relationship? 414 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,834 Wait, what are you talking about? 415 00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,002 I mean, I... 416 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:02,422 I think you're great. 417 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,716 I'm just not really looking for a relationship right now. 418 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:06,385 Are you joking? 419 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:08,845 No. 420 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,264 Wait. 421 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,225 What do you mean, you're not looking for a relationship? 422 00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:14,810 We've been dating for four months. 423 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:17,020 What did you think we were doing here? 424 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,355 What do you mean? 425 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:19,689 We're hanging out. We're having fun. 426 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,775 We are exclusively seeing each other. 427 00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:23,610 No, we're not. 428 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:26,780 What are you talking about? 429 00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:29,282 -What are you talking about? -No, like a month ago, 430 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:31,868 I said I didn't want you to have unprotected sex 431 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:33,453 if you were sleeping with other people, 432 00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:35,288 and that's the only reason that we, 433 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:36,915 you know, haven't been using condoms. 434 00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:40,836 No. You said you didn't wanna have unprotected sex 435 00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:43,713 if we were also doing that with other people. 436 00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:46,007 No, I said I didn't wanna have unprotected sex 437 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,510 -if we weren't exclusive. -No, that's not what you said. 438 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:50,637 You said that you didn't wanna have unprotected sex 439 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,098 with anyone else for sexual health reasons, 440 00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:55,600 which I totally respected. 441 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,477 Are you sleeping with other women? 442 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,689 Yeah. 443 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:04,276 Uh. No, it depends on how you define... "sleeping with." 444 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,486 Oh, my God, I'm... I'm horrified. 445 00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:09,739 I... was... wearing condoms. 446 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,908 What are you... 447 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,452 This is what we talked about. I don't understand. 448 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,370 We never talked about this. 449 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,123 Look, I never said I was looking for a relationship. 450 00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:20,500 If that's what you want, 451 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,127 maybe we should stop seeing each other. 452 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:23,962 What the fuck are you talking about? 453 00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:26,089 -I'm just saying. -I like you, and you like me. 454 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:28,008 We should definitely not stop seeing each other. 455 00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:29,551 I don't really... 456 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,887 Well, can we just not have this conversation 457 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:32,971 when I'm cuffed to the bed? 458 00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:34,681 Why would you bring me here? 459 00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:35,974 Why would you spend all day acting like my boyfriend? 460 00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:37,684 Why would you tell your mom about me? 461 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:39,769 Why would you eat me out in broad daylight? 462 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:42,147 Like... that's fucking boyfriend shit. 463 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,565 Why would you, like, 464 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:46,026 hold my feet in that way and kiss me deeply? 465 00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:48,445 And why would you bring me on this fucking fancy trip? 466 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,905 It's fucking bullshit! 467 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,615 You're being kinda crazy right now. 468 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,743 I'm being crazy? 469 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:58,163 You're being fucking crazy. You pursued me. 470 00:24:58,246 --> 00:24:59,456 Is this what you do? 471 00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:00,874 You bring women on, like, fancy trips, 472 00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:02,417 and then you dump them, and you call them crazy? 473 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,919 Is this, like, your... your big plan? 474 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:05,712 Iris, calm down. 475 00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:08,715 Calm down? Do not tell me to calm down. 476 00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:10,800 Why are you making this such a fucking big deal? 477 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:13,178 -I did nothing wrong. -Seriously? 478 00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:15,555 I don't like this. I'm not... I'm not... I'm not into this. 479 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,183 You're right. 480 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:20,936 You did nothing wrong, so you can sleep like that. 481 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,395 Are you fucking ser... Come on. 482 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,105 Iris. 483 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:28,735 Iris! 484 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,325 Fuck. 485 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:44,918 Shit. 486 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:55,136 Hey, sweetie. 487 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,555 I'm sorry. I didn't wake you, right? 488 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,848 No, I'm just heading off to bed. 489 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,475 Where are you? Why is it so dark? 490 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,185 I'm just sitting in the car 491 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,312 'cause I was gonna go out for a drive, 492 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,147 but I drank too much whiskey. 493 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:08,984 Oh, no, sweetie. Whiskey. You can't drink whiskey. 494 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:10,777 Remember what happened last time? 495 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:13,405 Mom, Isaac and I got in a really big fight. 496 00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:14,781 What about? 497 00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:17,242 He doesn't wanna be in a relationship. 498 00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:19,119 Oh, baby. 499 00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:20,704 Mom, I don't... Like, should I leave? 500 00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:24,291 Like, this is so weird. I... I don't... 501 00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,334 You know, your dad almost stood me up 502 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,044 on our wedding day. 503 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:30,463 Got a bad case of cold feet. 504 00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:32,340 Tried to ditch me at the venue 505 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:35,135 like an hour before we exchanged vows. 506 00:26:35,218 --> 00:26:38,597 But I wouldn't let him because I knew he loved me. 507 00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,516 You guys are divorced. 508 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,184 Yeah, but we both know that was my doing. 509 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,811 My point is, 510 00:26:44,894 --> 00:26:46,605 sometimes men don't know what's best for them. 511 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,149 If I were you, 512 00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:51,026 I wouldn't let Isaac walk away just like that. 513 00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:53,403 -Really? -Really. 514 00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:55,322 Just go and talk to him. 515 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,657 Be your beautiful self. 516 00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:00,327 Show him those amazing eyes of yours. 517 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,454 Take your clothes off, maybe. 518 00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:04,581 Put on that lingerie I gave you. 519 00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:07,000 -Where is he right now? -Are you... Are you serious? 520 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:10,462 Who else is gonna tell you, use your body? 521 00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:12,339 Society tells me this every day, 522 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:13,882 so I just... it would be nice to call my mom 523 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,842 and have her be like, "Use your heart." 524 00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:17,552 I don't get a good reaction 525 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,095 when I say it to young people your age. 526 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:21,931 It's true. 527 00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,725 -I love you. -I love you too, sweetie. 528 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:25,268 I'm hanging up on you. Goodbye. 529 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:44,871 Hey, I just... 530 00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:50,353 Please, God, can you please make him stay with me? 531 00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:53,148 I think that we could make each other really happy. 532 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:14,586 When fear strikes, the need to run becomes primal. 533 00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:16,629 In this episode, I'm going to explain 534 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,215 how to help your partner resist that urge. 535 00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:21,384 In the 1970s, I conducted a study 536 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:24,304 on 12 brave couples on the brink of divorce. 537 00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:26,765 My findings were fascinating. 538 00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:28,850 Let's dig in. 539 00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:45,658 Good morning! 540 00:29:48,703 --> 00:29:50,789 -What... What time is it? -I don't know. 541 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:57,128 Okay, can you... can you uncuff me now? 542 00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:58,254 I was thinking. 543 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:00,048 What if I don't? 544 00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:03,259 Don't uncuff me? 545 00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:05,637 Yeah. 546 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,472 I don't understand the question. 547 00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:10,391 What if you give me 12 hours to show you... 548 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,854 what we could be together? 549 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,523 See, the thing is, you don't really know me. 550 00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:19,234 You only know this version of me that I've shown you, 551 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:20,902 but I think if you really got to know me, 552 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,153 you would change your mind 553 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:23,613 about the whole relationship thing. 554 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:25,031 Iris. 555 00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:26,658 See, I was up all night reading these articles 556 00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:28,368 by this relationship expert, Sandra James. 557 00:30:28,451 --> 00:30:30,495 And she was saying that when you're fighting 558 00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:32,121 with your significant other, 559 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:33,832 you should stay in the room until you resolve it. 560 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,458 She says in some cases, 561 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:38,461 couples literally tie themselves together for 24 hours. 562 00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:39,879 Iris... 563 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:42,340 Let's just stay here for the rest of the day. 564 00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:44,717 And if by the end of it, you don't wanna be with me, 565 00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:47,136 then fine. 566 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:50,265 No, no, I don't... I don't wanna do that. 567 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:52,100 I don't think you know what you want. 568 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:53,893 Like, I think you think you know what you want, 569 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:55,311 but that's not actually what you want. 570 00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,813 'Cause I don't think you know what you want. 571 00:30:56,896 --> 00:30:57,981 If you really thought about what you wanted, 572 00:30:58,064 --> 00:30:59,107 it wouldn't be what you wanted. 573 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,358 -Okay. -If you wanted that, 574 00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:01,526 'cause it wouldn't be what you want. 575 00:31:01,609 --> 00:31:03,778 Why don't you, um... 576 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,531 Why don't you uncuff me, and we can talk about it? 577 00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:09,200 What if these are gifts from the universe? 578 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:10,785 A gift? 579 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:14,038 A gift that I could save you from self-sabotage! 580 00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:18,334 Look, this is "Sondra's" theory, not mine, and she's got the PhD. 581 00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:20,670 "Sondra," Sandra, who the fuck are you talking about? 582 00:31:20,753 --> 00:31:21,754 So, you'll do it. 583 00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:24,340 No! Uncuff me! 584 00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:26,426 Fine, I'll uncuff you, but then I'll just have to stab you. 585 00:31:26,509 --> 00:31:27,510 -What? -It's like, 586 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,345 all I want is to feel deeply 587 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,180 and get into the nitty-gritty of a relationship 588 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:32,765 and be vulnerable and have love. 589 00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:33,850 Like, that's what I want. It's like, 590 00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:35,226 let me make you breakfast! 591 00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:38,730 Yeah. 592 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:41,900 Breakfast, yeah, yeah. Make me breakfast. 593 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:45,153 Really? 594 00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:49,574 Yeah. Let's... do the 12 hours. 595 00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:51,951 Let's... Let's do that. 596 00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:54,746 We just need to connect. 597 00:31:54,829 --> 00:31:56,080 Yeah, for sure. 598 00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:59,208 Okay, breakfast. 599 00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:01,753 The most important meal of the day. 600 00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:03,713 Breakfast! 601 00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:10,929 Making breakfast. 602 00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:12,847 We're making breakfast. 603 00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:16,643 French toast, his favorite. 604 00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:27,528 Okay. 605 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,947 Need an egg, okay. 606 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:30,531 Need an egg. 607 00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:56,516 God, please, please don't let her kill me. 608 00:32:57,892 --> 00:32:59,143 I know I'm not perfect, 609 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,561 but I don't think I deserve to die. 610 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,439 Not like this. 611 00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:11,656 Oh. 612 00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:13,825 Hi. Hey. 613 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,494 How do you know where I live? 614 00:33:16,577 --> 00:33:18,496 I'm so sorry. I do not know where you live. 615 00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:21,541 I... I'm just staying at the farmhouse down the road. 616 00:33:21,624 --> 00:33:24,252 I... I promise you, I did not know that you lived here. 617 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:25,837 You're staying at the farmhouse? 618 00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:27,338 Yeah. 619 00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:31,884 Uh, sorry if I seemed rude earlier, 620 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:35,346 but there have been some local high schoolers 621 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:38,433 who've been trying to have sexual intercourse in the creek. 622 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,977 Oh, yeah, I'm... I'm a full adult, 623 00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:45,023 and I only get sexual inside. 624 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:48,359 I, uh, was wondering if you would be open, 625 00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:51,404 um, to letting me borrow an egg. 626 00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:53,573 I know that's crazy, and I wouldn't give it back, 627 00:33:53,656 --> 00:33:56,409 but I, uh, I'm Iris, by the way, 628 00:33:56,492 --> 00:33:59,454 and I'm making French toast for my boyfriend. 629 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,914 -Steve. -His name's Isaac. 630 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:04,250 -I'm Steve. -Oh. 631 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:05,543 So nice to meet you, Steve. 632 00:34:05,626 --> 00:34:07,378 You want an egg? 633 00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:08,671 I would love an egg. 634 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,277 Oh, my fucking God, does he not like French toast? 635 00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:33,488 Does he like... 636 00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:36,032 No, he got French toast. 637 00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:37,158 He got French toast. 638 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,035 He liked... 639 00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:41,537 At that diner, he got French toast. 640 00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:43,539 Okay, we're making French toast. 641 00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:51,089 Breakfast is served. 642 00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:54,300 I need to pee. 643 00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:57,553 And we're gonna figure it out. 644 00:35:03,392 --> 00:35:06,479 I'm sorry. I totally forgot men peed. 645 00:35:06,562 --> 00:35:08,106 But this is kind of fun, right? 646 00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:11,692 Like, it could be, like, us when we're older, 647 00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:14,946 you decrepit and bedridden, me holding your penis in a bowl 648 00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:16,364 while you relieve yourself. 649 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:17,490 Please, stop. 650 00:35:17,573 --> 00:35:18,783 Didn't land. 651 00:35:18,866 --> 00:35:20,618 Wasn't the right time for a joke. 652 00:35:20,701 --> 00:35:22,411 I totally understand that. 653 00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:27,125 Oh, my God. 654 00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:30,628 A bit dehydrated. 655 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,005 No? 656 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:34,841 I'm so sorry. 657 00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:40,513 So, how are you? 658 00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:42,181 I'm okay. 659 00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:44,142 Yeah. 660 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,018 How are you? 661 00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:48,604 I'm okay. 662 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,022 Didn't really have, um... 663 00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:53,651 a plan after the... 664 00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:55,820 after the breakfast idea, so kind of just... 665 00:35:58,739 --> 00:36:03,786 figuring out... how to keep the vibes going. 666 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:06,747 Do you want me to ask you, um, more about your childhood, or... 667 00:36:08,207 --> 00:36:09,208 No, no. 668 00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:10,168 Why don't you... 669 00:36:12,086 --> 00:36:13,963 ...tell me about yours? 670 00:36:14,046 --> 00:36:15,131 I wanna know you better. 671 00:36:15,214 --> 00:36:16,424 No, no, it's... I don't want... 672 00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:18,217 I don't like talking about myself. 673 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:21,387 Oh, come on. You're asking me all the questions all the time. 674 00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:22,597 Why don't we switch it up? 675 00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:24,557 Hmm? 676 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:28,477 Okay, what do you wanna know? 677 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,479 What was your childhood like? Did you ever... 678 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:33,691 break a bone? 679 00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:35,902 I mean, who was your first crush? 680 00:36:35,985 --> 00:36:37,278 I wanna know everything. 681 00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:39,947 -Okay. -Yeah. 682 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:41,866 I can do that. 683 00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:44,118 Great. 684 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,537 Well, apparently it was a crazy heat wave that night, 685 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:48,206 and my mom woke up in the middle of the night 686 00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:50,249 already two centimeters dilated. 687 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,668 They said that my head was so big 688 00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:54,837 that it actually ripped her vagina. 689 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,756 The doctor said that he had never seen something 690 00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:59,467 -that graphic before. -Wow. 691 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:02,094 It's really rare for baby girls to get hernias. 692 00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:03,512 It's much more common in boys. 693 00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:04,931 The way I stopped wetting the bed 694 00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:06,474 was by lucid dreaming, 695 00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:08,351 which my therapist said was very impressive. 696 00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:09,769 Can I be honest? 697 00:37:09,852 --> 00:37:11,854 Paris sucks. 698 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,439 Not for everyone. 699 00:37:13,522 --> 00:37:14,857 And I actually think the croissants are better 700 00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:16,400 at Dunkin' Donuts. 701 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:20,446 So, I'm on a flight to Amsterdam to New York, 702 00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:22,949 and my friend is like, "Here, take this edible," 703 00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:25,368 and I was like, "Okay, I guess that could be fun." 704 00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:27,954 I immediately have a panic attack, 705 00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:29,789 and I go up to the stewardess and I'm like, 706 00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:32,500 "It's going down. The plane's going down. We need to land." 707 00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:45,263 What are you looking at? 708 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:48,224 Is it a bird? 709 00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:49,433 Yeah, yeah, it was a bird. 710 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:52,895 It was a bird. 711 00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,397 So, in the sixth grade, 712 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,691 I did this dance at a talent show, 713 00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:59,694 and it was hard to say, like, 714 00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:01,654 if it was good or not, 715 00:38:01,737 --> 00:38:04,365 but my crush who had never spoken to me before, 716 00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:06,117 did ask me out the next day, 717 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,202 so I like to think that that had something to do with it. 718 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,704 A dance? 719 00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:10,788 Yeah, it was... 720 00:38:10,871 --> 00:38:13,916 It was so ridiculous. 721 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,086 That doesn't sound ridiculous. That sounds sweet. 722 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:19,171 I'd love to see it. 723 00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:21,507 Yeah, one day I'll show you the video. 724 00:38:21,590 --> 00:38:24,302 No, no, no, do the dance for me. 725 00:38:25,052 --> 00:38:26,762 I wanna see it live. 726 00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:28,931 I'm not gonna perform a dance for you. That's insane. 727 00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:31,350 Come on. I'd really love to see it. 728 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:33,060 And... And if you have a... 729 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,645 a recording of it, that's perfect. 730 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:37,565 You could... practice in the living room. 731 00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:41,193 Seriously? 732 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:45,614 I wanna see the dance that won over your crush. 733 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:47,533 You're such a great dancer. We know this. 734 00:38:48,701 --> 00:38:50,661 It'd be so fun. Come on. 735 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,371 Please? 736 00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:56,000 Okay, I am getting very bored of talking about myself. 737 00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:57,960 Uh, maybe it's good to switch up the energy. 738 00:38:58,044 --> 00:38:59,587 -Okay. -Switch it up. 739 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,255 -I'm switching it up. -Let's go. 740 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:02,631 All right. I'm gonna do that. I'll be back. 741 00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:03,966 All right, great. 742 00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:05,343 -Okay. -All right. 743 00:39:07,261 --> 00:39:09,597 Oh, shit. Fuck my life. 744 00:40:01,148 --> 00:40:02,233 Goddamn it. 745 00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:12,410 Help, help. help! 746 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:14,912 Hey! Hey! 747 00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:16,622 Help! 748 00:40:18,874 --> 00:40:19,834 Help! 749 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,086 Please, come on! 750 00:40:22,169 --> 00:40:24,004 No, no, no, come on. Come back! 751 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:25,423 Hey, is everything okay? 752 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:27,591 Yeah. 753 00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:28,884 Yeah, everything's fine. 754 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:30,928 I was... I was just, um, wondering 755 00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:32,805 when you were gonna be ready. 756 00:40:32,888 --> 00:40:34,890 Just need a few more minutes and I'll be right back. 757 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:35,933 Okay, great. 758 00:40:36,016 --> 00:40:36,892 Whoo! 759 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:37,852 Whoo. 760 00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:47,236 Do not have the knees of an 11-year-old anymore. 761 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:49,071 Do you enjoy modern dance? 762 00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:53,033 Or are you more of a jazz girl? 763 00:41:08,674 --> 00:41:10,301 Okay, do you wanna switch cards, 764 00:41:10,384 --> 00:41:11,510 or do you wanna keep these cards? 765 00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:14,096 Your... left hand. 766 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:15,097 -This one? -Mm-hmm. 767 00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:17,558 Oh, it was a two. 768 00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:23,355 Ow, ow, it's stinging. 769 00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:25,316 -It... It's burning. -Yeah. 770 00:41:25,399 --> 00:41:29,111 Yeah, sometimes things that hurt are good for us. 771 00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:30,696 This is what I'd look like pregnant. 772 00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:35,701 I'm just kidding. Jesus Christ. 773 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:44,251 Ow! 774 00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:46,504 Is it an ace? 775 00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:48,214 No. 776 00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:01,018 Wow. 777 00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:02,520 I mean... 778 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:05,231 I mean, I'd clap, but... 779 00:42:12,404 --> 00:42:13,447 Mmm. 780 00:42:14,281 --> 00:42:15,199 Um... 781 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:18,953 So, did I ever tell you about the story 782 00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:21,413 of when I kissed my cousin? 783 00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:23,123 No, that sounds pretty weird. 784 00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:24,625 In my defense, 785 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:27,586 I was blackout drunk at a family reunion. 786 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,338 I hadn't touched a man in six months, 787 00:42:29,421 --> 00:42:30,548 and I thought he was a waiter. 788 00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:32,132 Yikes. 789 00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:35,261 I thought it would get a laugh. 790 00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:36,554 I thought you'd think it was funny. 791 00:42:39,473 --> 00:42:41,642 Actually, I also kissed my cousin once. 792 00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:44,270 Okay, we're both cousin kissers. 793 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:47,356 This may be worse because I definitely knew 794 00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:49,066 she was my cousin. 795 00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:50,442 Oh, my God. 796 00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:52,236 We have to unpack this. 797 00:42:52,319 --> 00:42:53,612 -It's a long story. -I wanna hear it. 798 00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:55,447 So, how old were you and what... 799 00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:56,824 It's been 12 hours. 800 00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:59,577 Yeah. Yeah, just tell me a story first. 801 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:01,704 It's been 12 hours, Iris. 802 00:43:01,787 --> 00:43:04,707 I think, uh, you can uncuff me now. 803 00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:08,794 Yeah, I will, right now. 804 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,423 Um, where is the key? 805 00:43:12,506 --> 00:43:14,675 I think it's down. Uh, yeah, I think it fell. 806 00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:29,315 Um, has anything changed about your, um, feelings 807 00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:31,650 for us being together? 808 00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,277 Uh, I don't know. 809 00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:39,283 -Really? -I mean, uh, 810 00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:42,328 why don't you uncuff me, and we can talk about it? 811 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:44,455 Why can't we talk about it now? 812 00:43:44,538 --> 00:43:46,749 It's been 12 hours. Uncuff me. 813 00:43:46,832 --> 00:43:48,500 I... I am going to. 814 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:49,960 I just... you don't think that 815 00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:51,795 -there's something special here? -Iris. 816 00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:53,714 -Iris... No, no. -No, no. Let me finish. 817 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:55,507 -Just let me... -I'm not doing this anymore. 818 00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:56,717 Okay? 819 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,135 -Come on. -I'm just trying to say 820 00:43:58,218 --> 00:43:59,386 that it's really hard to meet people... 821 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:00,679 -No. -...or at least it's hard for me 822 00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:01,972 -to meet people. -Iris, I'm, um... 823 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,390 And this is something that is hard... 824 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:04,391 My patience is running really thin here. 825 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:06,018 ...it's really hard to connect. 826 00:44:06,101 --> 00:44:06,852 Fuck you! Uncuff me right now, you fucking psycho. 827 00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:11,440 You are literally going to jail. 828 00:44:11,523 --> 00:44:13,525 -You know that? -What? 829 00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:15,194 This is a felony. Kidnapping. 830 00:44:15,277 --> 00:44:16,779 I didn't kidnap you. 831 00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:18,072 You absolutely did. 832 00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:19,448 Look at me. Look at me. 833 00:44:19,531 --> 00:44:21,200 You wanted to be tied up. 834 00:44:21,283 --> 00:44:22,785 This was your fucking idea! You said that you liked it. 835 00:44:22,868 --> 00:44:24,953 Oh, my God, not for 20-plus hours! 836 00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:26,080 You agreed to it! 837 00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:28,207 You threatened to stab me! 838 00:44:28,290 --> 00:44:30,584 I was joking! 839 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:32,002 Didn't feel like you were joking. 840 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:34,421 -Yeah. -You really thought 841 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:35,964 that I would stab you? 842 00:44:36,048 --> 00:44:38,467 Yeah, you seemed really fucking manic. 843 00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:40,552 And then you proceeded not to let me leave. 844 00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:42,054 And then you told me you almost stabbed 845 00:44:42,137 --> 00:44:43,472 your ex-boyfriend when he broke up with you. 846 00:44:43,555 --> 00:44:45,516 That was just a thought that went into my head. 847 00:44:45,599 --> 00:44:47,601 I would never actually stab him or you. 848 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,186 Who the fuck do you think I am? 849 00:44:49,269 --> 00:44:50,938 I felt like it was in the realm of possibility. 850 00:44:51,021 --> 00:44:52,815 No, no, no, no, no. I didn't kidnap you. 851 00:44:52,898 --> 00:44:55,192 I didn't, like, take you here and, like, 852 00:44:55,275 --> 00:44:57,695 bring you to the house and trap you, okay? 853 00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:59,571 That is not the only way to kidnap someone. 854 00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:02,282 You didn't let me leave! That is kidnapping. 855 00:45:04,451 --> 00:45:05,953 That's how they got O.J. 856 00:45:07,246 --> 00:45:09,289 -What? -O.J. Simpson. 857 00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:10,749 Yeah, the reason why he went to jail 858 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:12,459 is because he was convicted 859 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,586 of not letting someone leave his Las Vegas hotel room. 860 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:16,922 That's right. 861 00:45:17,005 --> 00:45:19,591 Sentenced to 33 years. Served nine. 862 00:45:22,010 --> 00:45:24,471 You're so fucked. Uncuff me. 863 00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:26,265 Well, now I don't know what to do. 864 00:45:26,348 --> 00:45:28,183 Uh, uncuff me? 865 00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:30,978 I can't go to jail. I... I can't go to jail. 866 00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:32,980 -Oh, my God. -They'll eat me alive. 867 00:45:33,063 --> 00:45:35,232 -I won't go to the cops. -I can't go to jail. 868 00:45:35,315 --> 00:45:36,984 How can I believe you? 869 00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:38,694 I won't! I'm just gonna tell everybody you ever met 870 00:45:38,777 --> 00:45:40,362 that you're fucking insane! 871 00:45:43,615 --> 00:45:45,159 I won't. I won't do that. 872 00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:47,035 I'm not going to do that. I was kidding. 873 00:45:48,370 --> 00:45:49,246 I'm not actually... 874 00:45:49,329 --> 00:45:51,707 Iris! Iris! Ow. 875 00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:53,083 What are you doing? Get the fuck off of me! 876 00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:56,587 Ow. 877 00:45:56,670 --> 00:45:58,005 What the... 878 00:46:01,717 --> 00:46:04,970 Iris, uncuff me. 879 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:07,765 Oh, my God. 880 00:46:09,224 --> 00:46:10,350 Iris! 881 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:15,773 Fuck! 882 00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:20,444 Hi. You've reached Max. 883 00:46:20,527 --> 00:46:23,238 Leave a message, and I'll call you back. 884 00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:26,283 Hi, girl, um, I'm having a bit of a situation, 885 00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:28,827 and I need you to come meet me here, like, right now. 886 00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:30,204 If you could come as quickly as possible 887 00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:31,205 that would be great. 888 00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:32,748 Love you. Bye. 889 00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:43,634 I'm sorry. What's going on here? 890 00:46:48,555 --> 00:46:50,265 What should I do? 891 00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:52,100 What should you do? 892 00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:54,019 What should you do? 893 00:46:54,686 --> 00:46:56,438 Hmm. 894 00:46:56,522 --> 00:47:00,025 Let me ask Kenny actually, because he loves Law & Order. 895 00:47:00,108 --> 00:47:01,527 No, no, no. You can't call Kenny. 896 00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:02,569 No one else can know. 897 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:03,695 Oh, um... 898 00:47:04,363 --> 00:47:05,614 He's in the car. 899 00:47:05,697 --> 00:47:07,324 Why did you bring Kenny? 900 00:47:07,407 --> 00:47:08,992 How could I not bring my boyfriend 901 00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:10,828 to the romantic oasis that is High Falls, New York? 902 00:47:10,911 --> 00:47:12,704 'Cause I am your best friend, and I needed help. 903 00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:14,289 Right, and that's why he's waiting in the car, 904 00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:15,749 because what if you were, like, naked or something? 905 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,668 Your first thought was that I was naked 906 00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:19,378 and I couldn't find my clothes? 907 00:47:19,461 --> 00:47:20,838 Well, I don't know. 908 00:47:20,921 --> 00:47:21,880 It definitely wasn't that you were holding 909 00:47:21,964 --> 00:47:22,756 your almost-boyfriend captive. 910 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,092 Tell Kenny to go home. 911 00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:27,135 -Tell Kenny to go home. -Okay, okay, I will. 912 00:47:27,219 --> 00:47:30,013 Hey, sorry to interrupt. 913 00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:32,307 I was just, um, pretty scary out there alone. 914 00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:34,101 -Kenny! -Hey, Iris! 915 00:47:34,184 --> 00:47:35,561 Hi. Um... 916 00:47:35,644 --> 00:47:37,104 Babe, you have to go. 917 00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:39,022 We have some lady stuff to sort out. 918 00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:40,274 Oh, what? 919 00:47:40,357 --> 00:47:41,775 -I thought we would chill. -Yeah. 920 00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:43,652 Maybe I can make you a s'more or somethin'. 921 00:47:43,735 --> 00:47:47,489 Aw, that sounds so nice, but Iris is, um 922 00:47:47,573 --> 00:47:49,324 she's cramping. 923 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:51,410 I'm just cramped. A lot of cramping. 924 00:47:51,493 --> 00:47:54,371 It's, um, something that we need to deal with alone, so... 925 00:47:54,454 --> 00:47:56,290 Okay, yeah. 926 00:47:58,667 --> 00:47:59,877 Where's Isaac? 927 00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:06,341 We had a fight, and he took an Uber... home. 928 00:48:06,425 --> 00:48:08,510 Oh, no. 929 00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:10,095 -Yeah. -Really? 930 00:48:10,178 --> 00:48:12,764 I really liked him. He's really cool. 931 00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:14,933 -He was cool. -Yeah. 932 00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:16,727 Well, hopefully you guys could get back together. 933 00:48:16,810 --> 00:48:18,562 Yeah, for sure. 934 00:48:18,645 --> 00:48:19,980 -Yeah. -Okay. 935 00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:23,025 Um, okay, yeah. Well, I'll let you guys 936 00:48:23,108 --> 00:48:25,277 have friendship time, and then... 937 00:48:26,820 --> 00:48:28,196 Yeah, I'm just gonna use the bathroom quick. 938 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,406 -And then, be on my way. -Oh, um... 939 00:48:29,489 --> 00:48:31,158 No, my love. 940 00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:32,826 I'll miss you too much. 941 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,703 Why don't you just pee outside like all the guys do? 942 00:48:34,786 --> 00:48:37,289 Pee outside. It's a beautiful night. 943 00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:40,500 Um, no, I think I'd rather just go inside. 944 00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:41,835 The bathroom's broken. 945 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,921 Oh, well, what have you been using? 946 00:48:44,004 --> 00:48:45,631 The upstairs bathroom. 947 00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:47,507 Okay, well, I'll just use that. 948 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:50,177 No. No. 949 00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:58,810 Okay, what's going on? Why can't I use the bathroom? 950 00:48:58,894 --> 00:49:00,604 What, is there, like, a dead body in there or something? 951 00:49:02,814 --> 00:49:04,775 That is such jokes, Kenny. 952 00:49:04,858 --> 00:49:06,109 You're insane. 953 00:49:10,739 --> 00:49:12,950 Okay, yeah, I'm just gonna go to the bathroom then. 954 00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:15,619 Okay, just when you go up there, we... 955 00:49:15,702 --> 00:49:17,579 just be really quiet 956 00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:19,247 because the neighbor's been complaining. 957 00:49:19,331 --> 00:49:21,708 -Oh, no. -We all gotta be really quiet 958 00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:24,795 and use the left door, which is open. 959 00:49:24,878 --> 00:49:27,005 Don't use the right door because... don't. 960 00:49:27,089 --> 00:49:28,840 Just go in the left open door. 961 00:49:28,924 --> 00:49:30,968 You got that, right? You just go in the left. 962 00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:32,552 Okay. 963 00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:34,554 Thank you. 964 00:49:42,354 --> 00:49:43,814 Why did you bring Kenny? 965 00:49:43,897 --> 00:49:45,607 You know I don't like driving. 966 00:49:56,785 --> 00:49:58,078 Hmm? 967 00:49:59,413 --> 00:50:00,288 Aye. 968 00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:36,033 Hello? 969 00:50:47,586 --> 00:50:50,130 Hey. 970 00:50:50,213 --> 00:50:52,299 Isaac is handcuffed to the bed and accusing Iris of kidnapping. 971 00:50:52,382 --> 00:50:54,551 -Max, what the fuck? -I'm sorry. 972 00:50:54,634 --> 00:50:56,386 You know, I can't keep anything from Kenny. You know that. 973 00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:58,638 Why is he accusing you of kidnapping? 974 00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:01,099 Because I chained him to the bed and I wouldn't let him leave. 975 00:51:01,183 --> 00:51:03,393 But I wanted him to get to know me, 976 00:51:03,477 --> 00:51:05,187 and I didn't realize it was technically illegal, 977 00:51:05,270 --> 00:51:06,938 and I thought that he was really loving it. 978 00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:08,815 Yeah, but he wasn't loving it, 979 00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:10,567 and now he's threatening to go to the police. 980 00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:13,737 And I Googled it, and kidnapping is five years minimum in prison. 981 00:51:13,820 --> 00:51:15,322 Twenty is more likely. 982 00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:17,282 If you get five, you could probably get off 983 00:51:17,365 --> 00:51:19,034 in two-and-a-half with good behavior. 984 00:51:19,117 --> 00:51:20,786 See, Law & Order guy. 985 00:51:20,869 --> 00:51:23,872 Why don't you go to the police? It is your word versus his. 986 00:51:23,955 --> 00:51:25,499 His uncle is a senator. 987 00:51:25,582 --> 00:51:27,542 His word is literally backed by the U.S. government. 988 00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:30,545 -Okay, that's not good. -Yuck, which senator? 989 00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:32,339 I don't know. It's Wisconsin or Minnesota. 990 00:51:32,422 --> 00:51:33,590 I get them confused. 991 00:51:33,673 --> 00:51:35,217 Look, guys, as long as there's no... 992 00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:36,510 There's physical evidence. 993 00:51:37,469 --> 00:51:40,347 Look, I elbowed him in the eye 994 00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:42,140 when I was trying to re-cuff his leg, 995 00:51:42,224 --> 00:51:43,934 and, ultimately, I don't know how to say this, Kenny, 996 00:51:44,017 --> 00:51:45,435 but he's developing a black eye. 997 00:51:52,609 --> 00:51:54,152 I need to see him. 998 00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:57,197 -Fuck. -Kenny? 999 00:51:58,281 --> 00:52:00,242 Kenny? Kenny, please. 1000 00:52:05,413 --> 00:52:06,414 Kenny! 1001 00:52:06,498 --> 00:52:08,834 Kenny, no! No! 1002 00:52:13,046 --> 00:52:15,298 Honestly, it's really bad. 1003 00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:16,967 Oh, my God! I'm going to jail. 1004 00:52:17,050 --> 00:52:19,845 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1005 00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:21,555 We're all going to jail. 1006 00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:24,141 -What? -Well, 1007 00:52:24,224 --> 00:52:26,852 okay, so Max has been here with you for a while now, 1008 00:52:26,935 --> 00:52:28,979 and Isaac's already seen her and me 1009 00:52:29,062 --> 00:52:30,397 see him chained to the bed, 1010 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,023 and then walk out of the room casually. 1011 00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:35,110 Now I could probably get off right now unscathed 1012 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:37,279 if I went to the police straightaway 1013 00:52:37,362 --> 00:52:39,614 or unchained him right now. 1014 00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:42,784 But Max, she's almost certainly gonna be an accomplice. 1015 00:52:42,868 --> 00:52:44,286 Lucky for you guys, though, 1016 00:52:44,369 --> 00:52:46,621 I am a go-down-with-the-ship type of guy, 1017 00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:50,667 and Max here is my lady and my ship. 1018 00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:52,711 Okay, so I'm here on a visa. 1019 00:52:52,794 --> 00:52:55,046 If I get accused of being an accomplice to kidnapping, 1020 00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:56,840 I'm definitely getting deported. 1021 00:52:56,923 --> 00:52:58,258 -Oh, my God. -Fuck. 1022 00:52:58,341 --> 00:53:00,093 -Okay, this is really bad. -Okay. 1023 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:03,847 Um, what if we give him some kind of head injury that causes 1024 00:53:03,930 --> 00:53:05,515 some form of amnesia? 1025 00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:07,559 Oh, my God! We make him forget the entire thing. 1026 00:53:07,642 --> 00:53:09,477 Let's do that! Let's do that! We hit his head! 1027 00:53:09,561 --> 00:53:10,604 What? What the fuck? 1028 00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:11,897 We hit his head. 1029 00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:13,648 -Let's do that! -Okay, we can do that. 1030 00:53:13,732 --> 00:53:16,109 No, no. Guys, we're not gonna... We can't give him a head injury 1031 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:18,320 that causes amnesia without killing him. 1032 00:53:18,403 --> 00:53:20,363 -We could kill him. -What? 1033 00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:23,617 -What? No! -We're not killing him. 1034 00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:25,410 Well, you already threatened to stab him, 1035 00:53:25,493 --> 00:53:27,204 and there are a lot of woody areas to hide a body. 1036 00:53:28,288 --> 00:53:30,081 I did find a lot of switchblades. 1037 00:53:30,165 --> 00:53:31,875 There are also kitchen knives. 1038 00:53:31,958 --> 00:53:33,835 We're not gonna murder him! 1039 00:53:35,503 --> 00:53:37,547 -We are obviously joking. -We're joking, Kenny. 1040 00:53:37,631 --> 00:53:40,383 -Then say that you're joking! -Whoa. 1041 00:53:40,467 --> 00:53:42,260 I just feel like, yeah, if you joke, 1042 00:53:42,344 --> 00:53:44,679 then say you're joking, just right now, 1043 00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:46,806 so that we're all on the same page 'cause I don't want to... 1044 00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:48,642 If someone's making jokes, and I think it's serious, 1045 00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:50,018 -it's gonna be a problem. -Babe, it's okay. 1046 00:53:50,101 --> 00:53:52,687 Okay, I'm cool. 1047 00:53:52,771 --> 00:53:54,689 We're not gonna murder the little guy. 1048 00:53:57,734 --> 00:53:59,736 Okay, not to change the subject, but I'm so hungry. 1049 00:53:59,819 --> 00:54:01,363 I'm fucking starving. 1050 00:54:01,446 --> 00:54:02,906 Yeah, honestly, I'm very hungry, too. 1051 00:54:02,989 --> 00:54:05,659 I think that is the cause of my explosion. 1052 00:54:11,289 --> 00:54:12,791 Great pasta, babe. It's really good. 1053 00:54:12,874 --> 00:54:14,876 -It's really good. -Yeah, you should have some. 1054 00:54:16,878 --> 00:54:19,130 -You don't want any pasta? -I don't know. 1055 00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:20,548 Did you poison it? 1056 00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:22,926 No, Isaac. Of course, I didn't poison it. 1057 00:54:23,009 --> 00:54:24,636 Just take one fucking bite. 1058 00:54:26,179 --> 00:54:28,723 You don't want a bite? Just take a bite. 1059 00:54:28,807 --> 00:54:31,893 I don't wanna eat it. I don't wanna have to do more than pee. 1060 00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:34,771 I understand, but Kenny's here, and he can help you with that. 1061 00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:38,275 Oh, that's a big ask. 1062 00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:39,943 No, no! God, no. 1063 00:54:40,026 --> 00:54:43,822 I... Just let me go. Let me go. Please, let me go. 1064 00:54:43,905 --> 00:54:45,615 -I won't tell anybody. -We've... Okay. 1065 00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:47,993 We've established that I can't trust anything that you say. 1066 00:54:48,076 --> 00:54:49,577 Ooh! Wait. 1067 00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:50,912 What about the drug that men use to rape women? 1068 00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:52,414 -The roofie drug? -Hmm. 1069 00:54:52,497 --> 00:54:53,456 We could try that. He would lose his memory. 1070 00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:55,208 Please don't drug me. 1071 00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:56,793 No, that only works, like, on the night that you take it, 1072 00:54:56,876 --> 00:54:58,128 nothing before. 1073 00:54:58,211 --> 00:54:59,796 Oh, fuck! You're right. Shit. 1074 00:54:59,879 --> 00:55:01,381 Think, Max, think. 1075 00:55:01,464 --> 00:55:03,383 You got this, baby. Think. 1076 00:55:03,466 --> 00:55:05,802 -Kenny, walk with me. -Yes, baby. 1077 00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:09,806 So, we're gonna be right back. 1078 00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:17,314 Why can't you just say you're sorry? 1079 00:55:18,023 --> 00:55:20,775 Me? For what? 1080 00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:22,819 -For leading me on. -I didn't lead you on. 1081 00:55:22,902 --> 00:55:24,529 You pursued me! 1082 00:55:24,612 --> 00:55:25,905 That doesn't mean we're automatically 1083 00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:27,741 going to be in a relationship, Iris. 1084 00:55:27,824 --> 00:55:29,117 Okay. I'm sorry I'm not a chill girl 1085 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,327 that doesn't care about commitment at all. 1086 00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:31,369 I'm not trying 1087 00:55:31,453 --> 00:55:32,620 -to make you chill. -Yeah. 1088 00:55:32,704 --> 00:55:33,955 I'm not trying to make you anything. 1089 00:55:34,039 --> 00:55:35,415 You made me scallops! 1090 00:55:35,498 --> 00:55:36,791 Yeah, I made you scallops. 1091 00:55:36,875 --> 00:55:38,585 What the fuck are you talking about? 1092 00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:41,087 You spent all this time, like, wooing me and pursuing me 1093 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:43,757 and, like, you made me like you! 1094 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,467 Wait. So, so, the issue is 1095 00:55:45,550 --> 00:55:49,012 -that I treated you too well? -Oh, my God. 1096 00:55:49,095 --> 00:55:51,389 -You're infuriating. -I'm lost. 1097 00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:54,017 I think you like me, and you're just scared. 1098 00:55:54,100 --> 00:55:55,935 Stop telling me how I feel. 1099 00:55:56,019 --> 00:55:57,687 You know, you have textbook intimacy issues, like, it's just 1100 00:55:57,771 --> 00:55:59,564 really clear to everyone but, like, you know what I mean? 1101 00:55:59,647 --> 00:56:01,066 Don't, don't, don't... Don't therapize me! 1102 00:56:01,149 --> 00:56:03,360 Don't do that! Do not. 1103 00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:08,365 I'm sorry. I just, um... 1104 00:56:11,284 --> 00:56:13,370 I thought we were having a nice time. 1105 00:56:14,954 --> 00:56:16,247 We were. 1106 00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:20,043 We were. 1107 00:56:22,087 --> 00:56:24,506 I just... I never asked you to, um... 1108 00:56:24,589 --> 00:56:26,466 to father my children or get married. 1109 00:56:26,549 --> 00:56:27,884 -Oh, okay. -I just asked you 1110 00:56:27,967 --> 00:56:29,427 to only date me. 1111 00:56:29,511 --> 00:56:31,012 But it's never just that. 1112 00:56:31,096 --> 00:56:33,348 We would have gotten deeper and deeper intertwined, 1113 00:56:33,431 --> 00:56:35,266 and then eventually, 1114 00:56:35,350 --> 00:56:38,103 you know, you'd want more. You'd want more. 1115 00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:39,729 Maybe you would, too. 1116 00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:41,981 Yeah, but what if I didn't? 1117 00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:45,026 -That would have been fine. -Then what? I'm the asshole? 1118 00:56:45,110 --> 00:56:47,946 No, I'd be the asshole. Maybe that's what I am already. 1119 00:56:48,029 --> 00:56:53,451 I'm the asshole. That's what you can tell people about me. 1120 00:56:53,535 --> 00:56:55,412 Then I'll just be the crazy girl. 1121 00:57:01,584 --> 00:57:04,129 Hey, sorry. 1122 00:57:04,212 --> 00:57:07,215 Um, Max wanted to see you. 1123 00:57:07,298 --> 00:57:09,426 Cool. You wanna take over this? Great. 1124 00:57:15,473 --> 00:57:17,725 Kenny, come on, man. Let me go. 1125 00:57:19,477 --> 00:57:22,105 I'm sorry, man. I really want to. I just... 1126 00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:23,815 I can't. 1127 00:57:25,984 --> 00:57:29,446 -This is insane. -I'll tell you what. 1128 00:57:30,572 --> 00:57:32,615 I'm not gonna let them kill you. 1129 00:57:33,908 --> 00:57:36,119 That's your line? Murder? 1130 00:57:39,914 --> 00:57:41,416 Yeah. 1131 00:57:41,499 --> 00:57:44,752 I know. I know. So embarrassing. Um... 1132 00:57:44,836 --> 00:57:46,504 She'd obviously like to erase that memory. 1133 00:57:47,881 --> 00:57:49,299 You do? Oh, my God. 1134 00:57:49,382 --> 00:57:50,758 Can you send it to me right now? 1135 00:57:50,842 --> 00:57:52,343 Yeah, we're in nature right now, 1136 00:57:52,427 --> 00:57:53,720 so it's actually really easy for us to light a fire. 1137 00:57:53,803 --> 00:57:55,305 That's perfect. 1138 00:57:55,388 --> 00:57:57,765 Oh, thank you so much. You're a lifesaver, for real. 1139 00:57:57,849 --> 00:57:59,267 Send my love to Aunt Jasmine. 1140 00:57:59,350 --> 00:58:00,435 Okay. Bye, girl. 1141 00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:03,354 Who was that? 1142 00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:05,315 My cousin, the witch. 1143 00:58:05,398 --> 00:58:07,692 She has a spell for us to try on Isaac's memory. 1144 00:58:07,775 --> 00:58:10,528 -Max, can we be serious? -I'm dead serious. 1145 00:58:10,612 --> 00:58:12,489 -She is a witch. -Right, and I love you... 1146 00:58:13,281 --> 00:58:14,574 with the witch stuff, 1147 00:58:14,657 --> 00:58:16,951 it's always, like, I'm with you. I just... 1148 00:58:17,035 --> 00:58:19,162 -I just got in a really big... -Iris, she's a witch, okay? 1149 00:58:19,245 --> 00:58:21,539 I'm telling you. Just trust me on this. Seriously. 1150 00:58:21,623 --> 00:58:24,417 You called for my help, I hauled my ass out here. 1151 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,961 I just feel like we've exhausted all of our options, and we're... 1152 00:58:27,045 --> 00:58:29,422 Yeah, we're in a place of needing magic. 1153 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:31,716 We need to cut the shit and turn to witchcraft. 1154 00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:36,221 Yeah, you're... you're right. 1155 00:58:36,304 --> 00:58:37,889 -Okay. -Let's do it. 1156 00:58:37,972 --> 00:58:40,892 -Let's do it. Let's do it. -Let's make some magic. 1157 00:59:01,037 --> 00:59:03,957 "When the doctor and the old man with the black eye patch 1158 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,167 "entered the ward with the food, 1159 00:59:06,251 --> 00:59:07,544 "they did not see, 1160 00:59:08,211 --> 00:59:09,963 "could not see." 1161 00:59:42,328 --> 00:59:44,747 -It's ready. -Wait. 1162 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:46,499 He's not gonna take it if I give it to him. 1163 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:49,252 He literally thought I was poisoning him with pesto pasta. 1164 00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:51,254 Hmm. 1165 00:59:53,548 --> 00:59:56,509 "One by one, and then... 1166 00:59:57,802 --> 00:59:59,679 -"herself." -Oh, my God. 1167 00:59:59,762 --> 01:00:00,722 Wow. 1168 01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:04,267 -Wow. -Wow. 1169 01:00:04,350 --> 01:00:06,561 You have a really nice reading voice. 1170 01:00:06,644 --> 01:00:08,438 -Thank you. -Really nice. 1171 01:00:08,521 --> 01:00:09,814 Thanks, man, you are. 1172 01:00:12,942 --> 01:00:14,485 I don't understand why the book is called 1173 01:00:14,569 --> 01:00:16,404 "Blindness, Blindness, Blindness". 1174 01:00:18,114 --> 01:00:20,533 It's... It's just... it's just Blindness. 1175 01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:22,744 Can you open up the window? 1176 01:00:22,827 --> 01:00:24,621 Yeah, it's stuffy in here, right? 1177 01:00:25,496 --> 01:00:26,623 Gosh. 1178 01:00:30,043 --> 01:00:31,919 -How's this? -Perfect, thank you. 1179 01:00:32,003 --> 01:00:33,504 -Are you feeling it? -Mm-hmm. 1180 01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:36,341 -Oh, good. -Babe? 1181 01:00:36,424 --> 01:00:39,052 Babe! 1182 01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:40,678 -Hey, what's up, babe? -Can I have some water? 1183 01:00:40,762 --> 01:00:42,013 Yeah, one sec! 1184 01:00:42,096 --> 01:00:45,016 Not you! I was talking to Kenny! 1185 01:00:45,099 --> 01:00:47,810 All right, I got you, pal! 1186 01:00:47,894 --> 01:00:49,479 Can we talk to you right now outside? 1187 01:00:49,562 --> 01:00:50,772 Yeah, why? What's up? 1188 01:00:50,855 --> 01:00:52,523 No, seriously, can we meet you outside? 1189 01:00:52,607 --> 01:00:54,776 -Yeah, I'll be right there. -Come, Kenny, come on. 1190 01:00:54,859 --> 01:00:56,611 I'll be right there. 1191 01:00:56,694 --> 01:00:58,321 Okay, we need you to give this to Isaac, 1192 01:00:58,404 --> 01:01:00,281 because if either of us do it, he'll be suspicious. 1193 01:01:00,365 --> 01:01:02,075 Great, what is it? 1194 01:01:02,158 --> 01:01:04,661 It's the potion to help him forget the last two days. 1195 01:01:05,370 --> 01:01:06,454 Okay. 1196 01:01:07,997 --> 01:01:10,124 I feel like I should have a drink, too. 1197 01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:12,543 'Cause if I give him a drink and I don't have one, 1198 01:01:12,627 --> 01:01:14,295 it could be weird, 1199 01:01:14,379 --> 01:01:16,881 but if we both have a drink, then it's like a bonding thing. 1200 01:01:16,964 --> 01:01:19,467 -Oh, you're so smart. -Thanks. 1201 01:01:19,550 --> 01:01:21,094 Okay, I'll make you a tea. 1202 01:01:22,303 --> 01:01:24,097 Here you go. 1203 01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:26,182 -Mm-hmm. -That's good. 1204 01:01:26,265 --> 01:01:27,809 Huh. 1205 01:01:27,892 --> 01:01:29,185 How is that? 1206 01:01:29,268 --> 01:01:31,396 It's... It's strong flavor. 1207 01:01:31,479 --> 01:01:33,189 -Thank you. -There you go. 1208 01:01:33,272 --> 01:01:34,273 Thank you, sir. 1209 01:01:35,441 --> 01:01:37,360 Yeah, it's my grandma's recipe. 1210 01:01:37,443 --> 01:01:43,157 It helps aid in sleep and ease anxiety, so... 1211 01:01:43,241 --> 01:01:44,659 That's nice. 1212 01:01:47,578 --> 01:01:48,663 So... 1213 01:01:50,331 --> 01:01:52,583 -So you've never been dumped? -No. 1214 01:01:53,334 --> 01:01:54,752 That's crazy. 1215 01:01:54,836 --> 01:01:56,713 I hate breaking up with people. 1216 01:01:58,339 --> 01:01:59,757 You know, you go on three dates with a girl, 1217 01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:00,925 and then you have to have this... 1218 01:02:01,801 --> 01:02:03,845 full talk 1219 01:02:03,928 --> 01:02:06,472 about how you don't wanna keep seeing 'em. 1220 01:02:06,556 --> 01:02:08,725 It's... the worst. 1221 01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:12,854 -For you or for them? -Both. 1222 01:02:13,646 --> 01:02:14,939 Come on. I don't wanna 1223 01:02:15,022 --> 01:02:17,316 -make someone cry. -Yeah. 1224 01:02:18,276 --> 01:02:20,236 I know what you're saying. 1225 01:02:20,319 --> 01:02:22,029 If you're just not that into someone... 1226 01:02:22,113 --> 01:02:24,323 It's not that. It's not that I'm not... 1227 01:02:25,658 --> 01:02:29,162 into her. I am. I... I was. 1228 01:02:31,497 --> 01:02:33,583 Yeah. No, I get it. 1229 01:02:33,666 --> 01:02:36,127 Yeah, my pal, Phil. He's like you. 1230 01:02:36,210 --> 01:02:37,211 What? 1231 01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:40,631 Well... 1232 01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:44,427 So, evolution, right, 1233 01:02:44,510 --> 01:02:46,888 they gave us these reptilian brains 1234 01:02:46,971 --> 01:02:49,766 to protect us from danger, right? 1235 01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:52,810 So, that's why we remember the bad things that happen to us 1236 01:02:52,894 --> 01:02:55,938 four times as strongly as the good things. 1237 01:02:56,022 --> 01:03:02,320 Like, "Don't eat this poisonous berry, so remember it." 1238 01:03:02,403 --> 01:03:03,654 Yeah, but now we don't really have to worry 1239 01:03:03,738 --> 01:03:04,947 about berries as much, 1240 01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:07,575 so our brains come up with new things 1241 01:03:07,658 --> 01:03:08,785 that we label as threats, 1242 01:03:10,036 --> 01:03:11,120 like girls. 1243 01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:17,418 Sorry. My mom is a therapist. 1244 01:03:18,461 --> 01:03:19,837 -Oh. -Yeah. 1245 01:03:25,593 --> 01:03:26,844 How did you meet Max? 1246 01:03:26,928 --> 01:03:29,180 -Tinder. -Tinder? 1247 01:03:29,263 --> 01:03:30,681 Yeah. 1248 01:03:30,765 --> 01:03:32,391 Thought that was more of a... 1249 01:03:33,392 --> 01:03:34,602 you know... 1250 01:03:34,685 --> 01:03:37,647 Oh, no. That's a common misconception. 1251 01:03:37,730 --> 01:03:39,440 No, I found my soulmate. 1252 01:03:42,109 --> 01:03:43,820 Why do I still want him? 1253 01:03:45,696 --> 01:03:48,449 I just, you know, I haven't liked someone in so long. 1254 01:03:48,533 --> 01:03:49,617 I know. 1255 01:03:51,369 --> 01:03:53,830 And he said all these things, and I... 1256 01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:56,999 told myself this story 1257 01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:59,210 that we were, like, falling in love and... 1258 01:04:02,964 --> 01:04:05,049 I just... I wanted it to be true. 1259 01:04:05,132 --> 01:04:07,093 I know. 1260 01:04:07,176 --> 01:04:12,306 Ugh, he's just, like, a classic softboy. 1261 01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:14,433 -What? -He's a softboy. 1262 01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:16,102 Wait. What... What is that? 1263 01:04:16,185 --> 01:04:19,522 They're like, you know, they're like fuckboys. 1264 01:04:19,605 --> 01:04:22,066 Like, a fuckboy just wants casual sex. 1265 01:04:22,149 --> 01:04:26,153 And then a softboy, like the fuckboy, 1266 01:04:26,237 --> 01:04:29,365 has no intention of making anything serious or defined, 1267 01:04:29,448 --> 01:04:32,326 but they just want all of the affection and romance 1268 01:04:32,410 --> 01:04:34,078 of a relationship, you know? 1269 01:04:34,161 --> 01:04:38,040 They want all the good parts, but without any of the... 1270 01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:40,877 commitment or genuine vulnerability. 1271 01:04:41,836 --> 01:04:43,462 -Jesus Christ. -I know. 1272 01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:46,716 They trick ya. They get ya. 1273 01:04:47,425 --> 01:04:48,467 They're the worst. 1274 01:04:48,551 --> 01:04:49,677 -Ay-yi-yi. -I know. 1275 01:04:54,265 --> 01:04:56,434 Apparently, my dad was a big softboy in the '80s. 1276 01:04:56,517 --> 01:04:57,935 No, he's obsessed with your mom. 1277 01:04:58,019 --> 01:04:59,395 I know, 1278 01:04:59,478 --> 01:05:00,730 but he said if he had met her a year earlier, 1279 01:05:00,813 --> 01:05:02,189 he would have fucked it up, 1280 01:05:02,273 --> 01:05:04,233 because he was just being a softboy. 1281 01:05:04,317 --> 01:05:08,029 No, no, but he loves her, so it would have been fine. 1282 01:05:08,112 --> 01:05:09,947 Yeah, but love's not enough, you know? 1283 01:05:10,031 --> 01:05:10,907 You have to be ready. 1284 01:05:13,284 --> 01:05:15,411 We all gotta meet on the bridge at the same time, 1285 01:05:15,494 --> 01:05:17,496 or else it'll just fall apart. 1286 01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:24,170 What if this spell doesn't work? 1287 01:05:26,255 --> 01:05:27,798 I really think it's gonna work. 1288 01:05:43,105 --> 01:05:47,276 Okay, so we've made the brew, given it to the subject, Isaac. 1289 01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,987 All that's left to do is get naked and cast the spell. 1290 01:06:00,706 --> 01:06:01,874 Wait, why are you naked? 1291 01:06:02,541 --> 01:06:03,793 Solidarity. 1292 01:06:09,548 --> 01:06:11,842 Erase this memory from the one I love. 1293 01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:14,261 I'll say it now for all above. 1294 01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:17,014 The last two days must disappear. 1295 01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:18,975 Get rid of all the mounting fear. 1296 01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:20,851 Erase this memory from the one I love. 1297 01:06:20,935 --> 01:06:22,395 I'll say it now for all above. 1298 01:06:22,478 --> 01:06:24,188 The last two days must disappear. 1299 01:06:24,271 --> 01:06:26,190 Get rid of all the mounting fear. 1300 01:06:26,273 --> 01:06:27,274 Leave him calm and with some wonder. 1301 01:06:27,358 --> 01:06:28,526 Sweet dreams. 1302 01:06:28,609 --> 01:06:31,195 Trusting me, not knowing my blunder. 1303 01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:44,000 We'll know whether or not it worked 1304 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:45,543 when he wakes up in the morning. 1305 01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:10,711 Enjoy, brother. 1306 01:08:10,795 --> 01:08:12,004 We're out of limes again. 1307 01:08:16,342 --> 01:08:18,094 -Care for another? -Ah... 1308 01:08:19,053 --> 01:08:20,096 Not sure. 1309 01:08:22,473 --> 01:08:24,391 -I think I'm getting stood up. -Mm. 1310 01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:26,268 -First date? -Third. 1311 01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:28,312 Oof. Ouch. 1312 01:08:30,022 --> 01:08:32,566 -It's fine. -Pilsner, right? 1313 01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:41,617 -That her? -Hi! I'm so sorry I'm late. 1314 01:08:41,700 --> 01:08:43,327 -It's no problem at all. -I'm never late. 1315 01:08:43,410 --> 01:08:45,538 -Sorry about that. -It's no problem. 1316 01:08:45,621 --> 01:08:46,914 I made friends with the bartender. 1317 01:08:46,997 --> 01:08:48,249 Oh, cool. 1318 01:08:48,332 --> 01:08:49,416 Are you okay? 1319 01:08:50,626 --> 01:08:52,920 I'm so good. I'm really great. 1320 01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:57,800 -Have you been crying? -No. 1321 01:08:57,883 --> 01:09:00,928 Are you sure? You kind of look like you've been crying. 1322 01:09:01,011 --> 01:09:02,054 Oh, God. 1323 01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:04,598 No. No, what happened? 1324 01:09:04,682 --> 01:09:06,767 I just... 1325 01:09:06,851 --> 01:09:09,854 I just didn't have a good day, but, uh, I'm so sorry. 1326 01:09:09,937 --> 01:09:12,189 I... I'm embarrassed. 1327 01:09:12,273 --> 01:09:13,774 Don't worry about it. It's fine. 1328 01:09:13,858 --> 01:09:15,359 No, it's not fine. 1329 01:09:15,442 --> 01:09:17,153 I should have cried outside like a normal adult. 1330 01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:19,280 Do you wanna talk about it? 1331 01:09:20,531 --> 01:09:22,992 No, it's fine. I'm just gonna... 1332 01:09:23,075 --> 01:09:24,869 I'm just gonna pull it together. 1333 01:09:24,952 --> 01:09:26,996 You don't have to. We can get outta here, 1334 01:09:27,079 --> 01:09:30,374 go cry at a... nearby bodega 1335 01:09:30,457 --> 01:09:32,918 like real New Yorkers. 1336 01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:35,045 I'm more than happy to start thinking of some sad shit 1337 01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:36,463 and cry with you. 1338 01:09:36,547 --> 01:09:38,924 Just give me ten minutes of a video of a toddler 1339 01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:41,302 getting fit for glasses for the first time, 1340 01:09:41,385 --> 01:09:43,053 and I'll be a fucking mess. 1341 01:09:44,096 --> 01:09:46,056 Um... 1342 01:09:46,140 --> 01:09:48,184 I'm gonna think about it. Thank you. 1343 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:46,242 Iris? 1344 01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:10,594 I hate you. 1345 01:13:12,888 --> 01:13:14,431 What? 1346 01:13:14,515 --> 01:13:17,059 I said, "I hate you." 1347 01:13:43,752 --> 01:13:44,962 Morning. 1348 01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:48,882 Good morning. 1349 01:13:50,426 --> 01:13:52,052 Last night was fun, right? 1350 01:13:54,221 --> 01:13:56,598 Oh, I think we, um... 1351 01:13:57,933 --> 01:13:59,435 forgot to take these off. 1352 01:14:00,769 --> 01:14:02,646 Do you mind? I really have to pee. 1353 01:14:03,647 --> 01:14:05,441 Yeah, of course. 1354 01:14:08,527 --> 01:14:09,528 Oh, my God. 1355 01:14:12,865 --> 01:14:16,869 Sleeping like this really does a number on your back. 1356 01:14:16,952 --> 01:14:18,454 I'm sure. 1357 01:14:18,537 --> 01:14:21,039 God, this was so fucking fun, though. 1358 01:14:23,417 --> 01:14:24,751 There you go. 1359 01:14:24,835 --> 01:14:27,129 We must have been really drunk. 1360 01:14:35,179 --> 01:14:36,680 You get the legs? 1361 01:14:36,763 --> 01:14:39,141 -Yeah. -Great. 1362 01:14:39,224 --> 01:14:41,310 Oh, my God. 1363 01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:44,062 Let me get these darn things off. 1364 01:14:44,813 --> 01:14:46,482 There we go. 1365 01:14:49,234 --> 01:14:50,694 -Okay, got 'em? -Yeah. 1366 01:14:50,777 --> 01:14:52,488 Ah. 1367 01:15:22,100 --> 01:15:23,560 It worked. Oh, my God. 1368 01:15:23,644 --> 01:15:24,895 He doesn't remember anything. 1369 01:15:24,978 --> 01:15:27,606 -What? -He doesn't remember anything. 1370 01:15:27,689 --> 01:15:29,775 -Oh, my God! We're witches. -He's in the bathroom. 1371 01:15:29,858 --> 01:15:31,318 -Let's go. -I don't want him to see you. 1372 01:15:31,401 --> 01:15:33,153 -Get out. -Okay. 1373 01:15:33,237 --> 01:15:35,697 -He's gonna hear you. -Oh, my God. 1374 01:15:38,909 --> 01:15:41,119 I'm trying. 1375 01:15:47,417 --> 01:15:51,088 Max, Kenny. Hi. 1376 01:15:51,171 --> 01:15:52,381 -Hey. -Hello there. 1377 01:15:52,464 --> 01:15:53,840 -Hey, you. -You. 1378 01:15:53,924 --> 01:15:55,842 What's up? What are you guys doing here? 1379 01:15:55,926 --> 01:15:57,844 They, uh, surprised us. 1380 01:15:57,928 --> 01:15:59,846 I, I... You were sleeping, so I didn't want to wake you. 1381 01:15:59,930 --> 01:16:02,057 Yeah, had to crash the party. 1382 01:16:02,140 --> 01:16:04,393 Yeah. Well, I hope that, we're not intruding. 1383 01:16:04,476 --> 01:16:06,270 No. No, not at all. 1384 01:16:06,353 --> 01:16:09,398 Just... wasn't expecting you guys. 1385 01:16:09,481 --> 01:16:11,441 -Well, surprise. -Surprise! 1386 01:16:12,901 --> 01:16:15,571 Let's get breakfast. Somewhere local and fun. 1387 01:16:15,654 --> 01:16:17,030 -Yeah, yeah. -Yes. 1388 01:16:17,114 --> 01:16:18,240 Let's go. Let's do that. 1389 01:16:18,323 --> 01:16:19,575 Yummy. 1390 01:16:24,246 --> 01:16:26,707 Oh, we could, uh, make breakfast 1391 01:16:26,790 --> 01:16:31,253 with all the strawberries we picked up. Ooh. 1392 01:16:31,336 --> 01:16:33,422 I think we have ingredients for pancakes. 1393 01:16:33,505 --> 01:16:36,049 Oh, yeah. Did you stop by a stand? 1394 01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:39,386 -'Cause I love a local berry. -Yeah. Yeah, we did. 1395 01:16:39,469 --> 01:16:42,264 Great. Let's make pancakes. 1396 01:16:42,347 --> 01:16:46,435 You know what? I think I left the flour in the car. 1397 01:16:46,518 --> 01:16:48,645 Do you know where the keys are, your car keys? 1398 01:16:48,729 --> 01:16:51,440 -Can I have them? -Uh, yeah. 1399 01:16:52,107 --> 01:16:53,191 Um... 1400 01:16:56,111 --> 01:16:57,195 The keys are right here. 1401 01:16:57,946 --> 01:16:59,197 Great. 1402 01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:01,325 Be right back. 1403 01:17:13,754 --> 01:17:15,756 -Oh, my God! -Oh, my God. 1404 01:17:15,839 --> 01:17:17,883 We did it! 1405 01:17:19,217 --> 01:17:20,594 The power of sisterhood. 1406 01:17:20,677 --> 01:17:22,137 Wait, if he doesn't remember anything, 1407 01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:24,139 then he doesn't remember breaking up with me. 1408 01:17:24,222 --> 01:17:26,141 -Oh, Iris. -No, no, no. I'm just... 1409 01:17:26,224 --> 01:17:28,101 No, I will break up with him. 1410 01:17:28,185 --> 01:17:29,394 -I'm just saying... -Good. 1411 01:17:29,478 --> 01:17:30,479 But also it's, I mean, there's a lot... 1412 01:17:30,562 --> 01:17:31,521 Babe? 1413 01:17:33,398 --> 01:17:34,900 Baby? 1414 01:17:36,443 --> 01:17:38,445 I'm just saying there's, so much is changing... 1415 01:17:38,528 --> 01:17:40,989 -Max! -What? 1416 01:17:41,073 --> 01:17:44,201 Um, I don't think that he went to get the flour. 1417 01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:47,079 Oh! 1418 01:17:52,542 --> 01:17:53,835 Oh, shit. 1419 01:17:57,297 --> 01:17:58,882 God! 1420 01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:08,183 Can you open the window? 1421 01:18:08,266 --> 01:18:10,352 Because if either of us do it, he'll be suspicious. 1422 01:18:10,435 --> 01:18:12,062 Awesome. What is it? 1423 01:18:12,145 --> 01:18:15,023 It's the potion to help him forget the last two days. 1424 01:18:15,107 --> 01:18:15,941 Okay. 1425 01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:28,829 -I'm going to bed. -What? 1426 01:18:28,912 --> 01:18:30,622 Iris, come on. We have to go. Let's go after him. 1427 01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:32,124 I'm really good at following cars. 1428 01:18:32,207 --> 01:18:34,292 -Yeah. -No. We're not getting involved 1429 01:18:34,376 --> 01:18:35,752 in a high-speed car chase. 1430 01:18:35,836 --> 01:18:37,337 -It's fine! I can do it. -Yeah, 1431 01:18:37,421 --> 01:18:38,964 -we can catch him! Let's go! -No. 1432 01:18:39,047 --> 01:18:42,509 No. You guys have done enough. Thank you. 1433 01:18:42,592 --> 01:18:45,345 If he goes to the police, I'm gonna say it's all my fault 1434 01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:47,764 and, that I coerced you guys into it. 1435 01:18:47,848 --> 01:18:49,766 What? No, okay, maybe we could... 1436 01:18:49,850 --> 01:18:52,227 Max! It's over. 1437 01:20:15,018 --> 01:20:15,852 Oh, my God. 1438 01:20:18,146 --> 01:20:20,232 -Mmm. -They're something else! 1439 01:20:20,315 --> 01:20:22,484 -These are bussin', baby. -This one. 1440 01:20:23,401 --> 01:20:26,071 -Hey, you're up. -My God. 1441 01:20:26,154 --> 01:20:27,739 We made you breakfast. 1442 01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:30,450 -Here you go. -Guys, this is so nice. 1443 01:20:30,534 --> 01:20:32,035 You need strength. 1444 01:20:33,745 --> 01:20:36,331 Oh, you okay? 1445 01:20:36,414 --> 01:20:39,292 -I mean, this is just absurd. -Yeah. 1446 01:20:39,376 --> 01:20:40,752 -Yeah, it is. -It really is. 1447 01:20:40,836 --> 01:20:43,213 But, hey, I was thinking, 1448 01:20:43,296 --> 01:20:45,173 what if he doesn't even go to the police? 1449 01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:47,342 That'd be nice. 1450 01:20:47,425 --> 01:20:48,844 He might just go... 1451 01:20:50,303 --> 01:20:52,055 home. 1452 01:20:52,138 --> 01:20:54,683 -Maybe. -Yeah. He might just... 1453 01:20:54,766 --> 01:20:57,936 -Yeah. -Go home and... 1454 01:20:58,019 --> 01:20:59,646 this might all just be like a weird dream 1455 01:20:59,729 --> 01:21:01,439 that we had or something. 1456 01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:05,151 Hey, honestly, when I would think about telling people, 1457 01:21:05,235 --> 01:21:06,069 it's funny. 1458 01:21:08,405 --> 01:21:10,240 Yeah. 1459 01:21:15,912 --> 01:21:17,789 -Hello? -Is this Iris Jacobs? 1460 01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:20,041 Yeah, it is. Who is this? 1461 01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:22,711 This is the High Falls deputy sheriff. 1462 01:21:22,794 --> 01:21:25,380 -It's the sheriff. -That motherfucker. 1463 01:21:25,463 --> 01:21:27,424 -Put him on speakerphone. -Okay. 1464 01:21:27,507 --> 01:21:29,009 Yeah, we found your car pinned against a tree 1465 01:21:29,092 --> 01:21:30,135 on the side of the road 1466 01:21:30,218 --> 01:21:31,052 with no one in it. 1467 01:21:32,220 --> 01:21:33,513 Oh, my God. 1468 01:21:33,597 --> 01:21:35,390 Were you driving? 1469 01:21:35,473 --> 01:21:37,183 I don't see it as reported stolen. 1470 01:21:37,267 --> 01:21:41,479 No, I, um, my... my friend was... 1471 01:21:42,355 --> 01:21:43,773 You don't see him there? 1472 01:21:43,857 --> 01:21:45,567 No, there's no sign of anyone here. 1473 01:21:45,650 --> 01:21:46,902 We called the tow truck. 1474 01:21:46,985 --> 01:21:47,736 If you'd like to pick up any belongings, 1475 01:21:47,819 --> 01:21:50,196 you should come now. 1476 01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:52,991 I've got the location! It's straight down the hill! 1477 01:21:53,074 --> 01:21:55,160 -Good. -Max, what if he's dead? 1478 01:21:55,243 --> 01:21:57,245 Iris, he's not dead. Come on, let's go. 1479 01:22:09,090 --> 01:22:11,801 I heard a howling early this morning 1480 01:22:11,885 --> 01:22:13,970 when I was on my hike at dawn. 1481 01:22:14,054 --> 01:22:16,765 There's a man yelling out for Iris. That's you, right? 1482 01:22:16,848 --> 01:22:18,975 -Oh, my God. -Yes, yes, please. Where... 1483 01:22:19,059 --> 01:22:20,352 Where did you hear it? 1484 01:22:20,435 --> 01:22:22,771 Oh, it's hard to be sure because, you know, 1485 01:22:22,854 --> 01:22:25,357 once a frequency drops below 120 hertz, 1486 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:28,818 it becomes difficult, if not impossible, 1487 01:22:28,902 --> 01:22:32,280 to, uh, use time difference or level difference to, uh, discern 1488 01:22:32,364 --> 01:22:34,282 -a sound's lateral source. -Please, 1489 01:22:34,366 --> 01:22:35,909 if you had to guess. 1490 01:22:35,992 --> 01:22:40,747 If I had to guess, gun to my head, well... 1491 01:22:43,041 --> 01:22:45,752 -We have to go. -Anything can help. 1492 01:22:45,835 --> 01:22:47,379 Okay, don't hold me to it, 1493 01:22:47,462 --> 01:22:49,339 but by the creek about three-quarters a mile north. 1494 01:22:49,422 --> 01:22:51,633 -Thank you so much, Steve. -You're welcome. 1495 01:22:54,469 --> 01:22:55,845 Wow, who was that? 1496 01:22:55,929 --> 01:22:57,013 That weird guy I was telling you about. 1497 01:22:57,097 --> 01:22:59,140 No! Steve? 1498 01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:00,976 -Oh. -Okay. 1499 01:23:01,059 --> 01:23:02,435 You guys go meet the sheriff. I'm gonna go try to find him. 1500 01:23:02,519 --> 01:23:04,229 -Okay. -Wait, is this a good idea? 1501 01:23:04,312 --> 01:23:06,022 -He could be hurt. -Okay, call us, okay? 1502 01:23:06,106 --> 01:23:06,982 Okay. 1503 01:23:13,905 --> 01:23:15,198 Isaac! 1504 01:23:19,953 --> 01:23:20,996 Isaac! 1505 01:23:22,455 --> 01:23:23,456 Isaac! 1506 01:23:25,917 --> 01:23:29,462 Isaac! Fuck. Shit. 1507 01:23:29,546 --> 01:23:30,797 Shit. 1508 01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:32,674 Answer me. Are you alive? 1509 01:23:32,757 --> 01:23:33,591 Iris? 1510 01:23:34,968 --> 01:23:36,011 Isaac? 1511 01:23:36,094 --> 01:23:37,303 Iris! 1512 01:23:37,387 --> 01:23:39,973 -Where are you? -I'm down here! 1513 01:23:41,933 --> 01:23:44,811 Isaac! Isaac! I'm here. 1514 01:23:44,894 --> 01:23:46,813 -Help! -I'm coming. Okay. 1515 01:23:48,565 --> 01:23:49,899 Iris. 1516 01:23:49,983 --> 01:23:51,192 -Oh, my God. -Oh, thank God. 1517 01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:52,193 -What happened? -Fuck. 1518 01:23:53,570 --> 01:23:56,489 The car, it hydroplaned and... 1519 01:23:56,573 --> 01:23:57,991 Fuck! 1520 01:23:58,074 --> 01:23:59,409 I tried to make my way back to the house. 1521 01:23:59,492 --> 01:24:02,078 My phone was dead. I slipped, and I fell. 1522 01:24:02,162 --> 01:24:04,414 -I think I broke my ankle. -Okay. Let me call Max. 1523 01:24:04,497 --> 01:24:05,874 I'm so sorry. 1524 01:24:08,376 --> 01:24:10,336 Hey. Yeah, I found him by the creek. 1525 01:24:10,420 --> 01:24:12,005 He's really injured. 1526 01:24:12,088 --> 01:24:15,508 Yeah. We need an ambulance. I can't carry him alone. 1527 01:24:15,592 --> 01:24:17,886 Yeah, I'll send a pin. Bring the sheriff. 1528 01:24:20,138 --> 01:24:21,473 Oh, God. 1529 01:24:23,558 --> 01:24:24,726 Are you okay? 1530 01:24:25,810 --> 01:24:27,353 Yeah. It just hurts. 1531 01:24:28,605 --> 01:24:30,065 I'm so sorry. 1532 01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:37,489 I, uh... 1533 01:24:38,782 --> 01:24:40,325 All this got so... 1534 01:24:43,203 --> 01:24:45,121 ridiculously out of hand. 1535 01:24:45,205 --> 01:24:48,083 And I, um... I think I... 1536 01:24:52,629 --> 01:24:55,465 just kept going, and I kept going, 1537 01:24:55,548 --> 01:24:57,092 and I got to this place where I thought 1538 01:24:57,175 --> 01:24:58,968 I could keep us together by sheer will, 1539 01:24:59,052 --> 01:25:01,596 and that's not the way it's supposed to be. 1540 01:25:01,679 --> 01:25:03,640 And I don't wanna force someone to be with me. 1541 01:25:05,225 --> 01:25:07,519 But me thinking that this weekend 1542 01:25:07,602 --> 01:25:09,938 was gonna end in us being together, like, 1543 01:25:11,231 --> 01:25:12,941 that didn't come out of nowhere. 1544 01:25:17,028 --> 01:25:18,196 I just wish you had been honest. 1545 01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:36,131 I had a dream that you hated me. 1546 01:25:36,673 --> 01:25:37,757 What? 1547 01:25:39,759 --> 01:25:44,180 Last night I had a dream where you seduced me, 1548 01:25:44,264 --> 01:25:46,307 and you told me that you hated me. 1549 01:25:48,893 --> 01:25:50,145 I don't hate you. 1550 01:25:53,857 --> 01:25:56,234 I think there's... 1551 01:25:56,317 --> 01:25:59,320 -There's something wrong with me. -I just don't... 1552 01:26:01,948 --> 01:26:04,075 I wish I could 1553 01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:06,619 give you what you want. I just... I can't. 1554 01:26:07,579 --> 01:26:08,580 I can't. 1555 01:26:08,663 --> 01:26:09,956 Why not? 1556 01:26:13,126 --> 01:26:15,879 You have this blind optimism, 1557 01:26:15,962 --> 01:26:18,798 but what usually happens is people fall in love, 1558 01:26:18,882 --> 01:26:21,759 and it falls apart. 1559 01:26:21,843 --> 01:26:25,263 They make these big promises and declarations, and then, 1560 01:26:27,473 --> 01:26:28,808 it falls apart. 1561 01:26:28,892 --> 01:26:34,814 Because one of them got bored and drunk 1562 01:26:34,898 --> 01:26:37,901 or sad and insecure, and they just... 1563 01:26:37,984 --> 01:26:40,612 they just fall out of love for whatever reason, 1564 01:26:40,695 --> 01:26:43,406 or they stay together miserable and... 1565 01:26:43,489 --> 01:26:45,366 I just don't know. 1566 01:26:45,450 --> 01:26:47,577 I just don't know how people do it. 1567 01:26:50,538 --> 01:26:52,207 It doesn't always fall apart. 1568 01:26:53,958 --> 01:26:55,752 It falls apart a lot. 1569 01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:08,973 Look, I should have been honest with you from the start. 1570 01:27:14,771 --> 01:27:15,688 I'm sorry. 1571 01:27:22,028 --> 01:27:23,238 I don't think you're an asshole. 1572 01:27:27,825 --> 01:27:29,661 I don't think you're crazy. 1573 01:27:32,664 --> 01:27:34,123 Maybe a little. 1574 01:27:34,207 --> 01:27:36,542 Okay, maybe... maybe a little. 1575 01:27:48,179 --> 01:27:50,598 Are the straps really necessary? 1576 01:27:50,682 --> 01:27:52,058 Sir, we need to secure you to the stretcher. 1577 01:27:52,141 --> 01:27:53,518 It's required for safety. 1578 01:27:53,601 --> 01:27:54,727 Okay, cool. 1579 01:27:54,811 --> 01:27:56,646 Yeah, just keep... keep them loose. 1580 01:27:58,898 --> 01:28:00,149 I'll be fine. 1581 01:28:01,442 --> 01:28:03,444 We'll always have O High. 1582 01:28:04,988 --> 01:28:06,114 What? 1583 01:28:06,948 --> 01:28:08,741 Never mind. 1584 01:30:32,927 --> 01:30:36,347 And then, the next thing that I'll learn is to go faster. 110445