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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:04,940 Third floor studio, Ms. Abdul. 2 00:00:05,180 --> 00:00:06,280 Thank you, Seymour. 3 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:07,500 You're welcome. 4 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,580 Hey, Clifford. Hi, Paula. 5 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:13,420 I just wanted to welcome you to Muppets tonight. 6 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:17,580 It's really great to have you here. You know, it's a tradition for the guest 7 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:19,400 stars to kiss me. 8 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,720 For good luck before the show. 9 00:00:22,180 --> 00:00:26,560 Really? How long is this tradition going on? Oh, about 30 seconds. 10 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:29,058 Not so. 11 00:00:29,060 --> 00:00:31,800 What? You probably flirt with all the ladies on the show, huh? 12 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:36,000 No, no, no. That's not true, Paula. I think you're beautiful. 13 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,280 I could watch you until the cows come home. 14 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,400 Clifford, we're home. 15 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:42,180 Oh, man. 16 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:43,480 I gotta go. 17 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,800 It's Muppets Tonight with our very special guest star, Paula Abdul. 18 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:51,080 Yay! 19 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:58,140 If you're a human being, take a break from the race. 20 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:03,380 Take a load off your feet, watch the look off your face. Got a lot to do, and 21 00:01:03,380 --> 00:01:04,379 do it for you. 22 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,980 Everybody take the place. Look in tonight. 23 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:09,920 Tonight, 24 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,960 tonight. We got it. 25 00:01:51,050 --> 00:01:54,270 Muppets Tonight, a show that can be summed up in one word. 26 00:01:54,570 --> 00:01:57,630 Super Magnet, Marvel, Magic, Terrific, Broke, Witty. Help. 27 00:01:58,470 --> 00:02:05,130 Our guest tonight is the fabulously talented singer and dancer, 28 00:02:05,270 --> 00:02:06,690 Miss Paula Abdul. 29 00:02:07,230 --> 00:02:12,670 But wait, wait, wait, wait. Before you think we have too much class, here with 30 00:02:12,670 --> 00:02:16,610 tune is our favorite blue loon, the great Gonzo. 31 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,700 I bring you a team of well -trained artillery shells. 32 00:02:25,940 --> 00:02:27,580 The refined young kids. 33 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,600 It's Johnny Fiamma. 34 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,180 Hey, nice legs, Sal. 35 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,760 Yo, Rizzo, this musical number is a hit. 36 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:33,360 Yeah, 37 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:34,720 a direct hit. 38 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:56,320 Oh, don't worry. I didn't feel a thing because the little people floating 39 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,620 in my head, they protected me. 40 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:00,020 Oh, 41 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:04,900 come on, Clifford. You're not even hurt. Shut up. 42 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,200 Oh, 43 00:04:07,820 --> 00:04:10,540 Paula. I got hit by a cannonball. 44 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:11,760 Bad. 45 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:15,320 I don't think I'm going to make it. How about a little kiss? 46 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,339 It could be my last. 47 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:18,959 Sure. 48 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:33,380 Now for an editorial message from Sam Eagle. 49 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:34,939 Good evening. 50 00:04:34,940 --> 00:04:40,120 Tonight I... Excuse me. 51 00:04:40,820 --> 00:04:46,100 Tonight I would like to talk about the lack of heroes in society today. 52 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:51,780 Here we have two typical youngsters growing up in society today. 53 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,420 Ha! You're dead! 54 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,580 I am not. I blew your head off. You did not. 55 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,800 Did not. Did you? Did not. Did you? I have an idea. What? 56 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,040 Let's turn the game on. 57 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:03,300 Oh, yeah. 58 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:07,480 Shocking. They didn't even know the game was off. 59 00:05:07,780 --> 00:05:10,180 And what is the source of this ignorance? 60 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:14,620 Young people have no role models today. No heroes, if you will. 61 00:05:14,860 --> 00:05:20,080 Say, now that we played that violent video game, I feel like hurting you. I 62 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,100 like hurting you, too. 63 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:25,080 Violently. Oh, yeah. What say you boys? Have you no heroes? 64 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:29,220 Yeah. We got a hero right here. We got hero sandwiches. 65 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:35,600 Yeah. My hero is a salami sort of death. And mine is a bologna bazooka. What'd 66 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,840 you think of that sketch? 67 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:42,480 Well, it was better than getting hit in the head by a two -by -four. 68 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:43,780 No, it... 69 00:05:55,310 --> 00:05:59,070 Welcome to Swiftwits, the fastest game show on TV. I'm your host, Snooki Blyer, 70 00:05:59,070 --> 00:06:03,170 and here's today's contestant, Mr. Nate Leakey. Nate, I understand you have a 71 00:06:03,170 --> 00:06:04,170 very weird hobby. 72 00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:08,090 Well, that's right, Snooki. I can swallow. Oh, that's fascinating, Nate. 73 00:06:08,090 --> 00:06:10,930 today you're going to be playing for Hopper, a cute little bunny rabbit who 74 00:06:10,930 --> 00:06:12,910 dreams of visiting his relatives overseas. 75 00:06:13,930 --> 00:06:17,330 And, Nate, you can make that dream come true by answering our question 76 00:06:17,330 --> 00:06:21,590 correctly. Of course, if you fail, Hopper will be devoured by someone who's 77 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,690 a relative, our very own Carl the Big Mean Bunny. 78 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:24,970 Hi. 79 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:29,940 Now, as you know, we've never had a correct answer on the show, but today 80 00:06:29,940 --> 00:06:33,360 going to change because I'm going to give the correct answer to Nate. 81 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,200 Say, that's not fair. 82 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:36,760 Yes, yes. 83 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:40,480 And neither are our ratings. We've got to do something to spice this thing up. 84 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,200 Okay, Nate, the answer is cheese. 85 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,220 You've got ten seconds. Pizza. 86 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,580 No, Nate, it's cheese. 87 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,700 Swiss. No, just lean burgers. 88 00:06:51,340 --> 00:06:55,060 Just getting my picture taken. Nate, Nate, two more seconds. Cheese, cheese. 89 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:57,680 Oh, 90 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:12,000 I get it. You just wanted me to say cheese. 91 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:18,660 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Now that Hopper is joyriding down Carl's colon, now the 92 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:19,660 light bulb goes on. 93 00:07:23,050 --> 00:07:26,690 Okay, team, things are going very smoothly. Let's get ready to cue the 94 00:07:26,690 --> 00:07:28,110 -inch snails. They're not here yet, sir. 95 00:07:28,470 --> 00:07:30,510 What? Where are they? Carpooling with the turtles. 96 00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:34,210 Oh, well, then let's cue whale theater. Take the one cue. 97 00:07:34,430 --> 00:07:35,430 Cue the whales. 98 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:41,350 And now, the classic theater of whales presents Sherlock Holmes and the Case of 99 00:07:41,350 --> 00:07:44,790 the Red Herring. Oh, hello, Dr. Watson. 100 00:07:45,150 --> 00:07:48,450 When will Mr. Holmes be in? I got him a case of red herring, and I'm hoping 101 00:07:48,450 --> 00:07:50,270 he'll get here before the cat gets it, you know. 102 00:07:50,530 --> 00:07:52,050 I warrant he'll be here. 103 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:54,910 moment if he knows there's a new case to be struck. 104 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:56,750 Oh, that must be him now. 105 00:07:58,770 --> 00:07:59,790 Hello, Watson. 106 00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:02,390 I smell fish and a flattened feline. 107 00:08:02,710 --> 00:08:06,130 And judging by the look on your face, I've crushed Miss Weatherington again. 108 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:08,010 You're amazing. 109 00:08:08,610 --> 00:08:12,450 How do you do it? I have a very sensitive abdomen, Watson. 110 00:08:13,890 --> 00:08:17,350 Quick, Watson. Draw bar. I'm beginning to dry out on top. 111 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:21,490 You bloody beluga. 112 00:08:27,870 --> 00:08:32,350 Ladies and gentlemen, Muppet Tonight proudly presents Opposites Attract, 113 00:08:32,350 --> 00:08:36,690 featuring our very own Clifford and the fabulously talented Miss Paula Abdul. 114 00:08:36,870 --> 00:08:37,870 Yeah! 115 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,380 Ever a three. 116 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:59,900 And you like to move you. And I like to move me. Our friends are saying we ain't 117 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:00,900 gonna last. 118 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:04,640 And baby, I'm glad. 119 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,220 I like to be quiet. 120 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,800 And I like to shout. 121 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,520 The natural. 122 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:57,300 We'll be right back. 123 00:10:32,810 --> 00:10:33,810 get her. 124 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:07,860 I just love those fun musical numbers. Okay, we're going next to the nine -inch 125 00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:09,360 snail. They're still not here yet, sir. 126 00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:11,580 What? Where are they? What are they doing? 127 00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:13,200 Crawling? In a word, yes. 128 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,340 Oh. Then two buns and a beaker. You'll be in deep. 129 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:23,200 Hello, and welcome to Muppet Lab, where through the application of science, we 130 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,260 bring tomorrow's yesterday to you today. 131 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:31,780 Earlier on the program, Mr. Sam Eagle delivered a stirring editorial. 132 00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:34,220 Lamenting the lack of heroes in our society. 133 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:39,140 We here at Muppet Labs agree that society could really use a hero right 134 00:11:39,140 --> 00:11:41,120 now. So we built one. 135 00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:42,380 Peaky? 136 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:43,840 Peaky? Yes. 137 00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:49,680 Our robot is just like the 16th president in every way. 138 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,340 Except for the nuts, bolts, wiring stuff. 139 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,420 Our forefather. 140 00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:59,560 Our forefather. Oh, dear. Our forefather. 141 00:12:01,550 --> 00:12:04,250 That's 16 fathers. We seem to be having a minor problem. 142 00:12:05,970 --> 00:12:12,950 Oh, we seem to be having 143 00:12:12,950 --> 00:12:13,990 a major problem. 144 00:12:14,350 --> 00:12:15,350 Oh, dear. 145 00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:25,370 I've been around a lot of rock musicians, and you know I've seen some 146 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,390 stuff. This is so weird. 147 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,510 Well, let's see. We have a crazed robot. 148 00:12:35,239 --> 00:12:37,700 Oh, it's just down the hall. Oh, thank you. 149 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,800 And talking cannonballs. 150 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,540 No, Paul, I'd say this is a pretty average show. 151 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:49,260 Hi, 152 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:56,200 Mr. Callahan. How you doing? The usual? No? 153 00:12:56,620 --> 00:13:02,160 Well, then, let me try something out on you. I call this... That's my whip 154 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:06,890 maricato. Yeah, and I put a little pepper in there to give it just an extra 155 00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:09,170 Something wrong? 156 00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:11,710 Boy, 157 00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:15,370 it looks like there's a little too much zip in my whip. 158 00:13:16,810 --> 00:13:17,810 What's that you say? 159 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,630 A clueless? Yeah, he's in the back. I'll call him. 160 00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:22,550 Clueless! Yeah, Polly. 161 00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:27,390 Thank you. Thank you. Oh, hi, Mr. Callahan. 162 00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:31,610 Say, are you wearing jasmine? 163 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,740 You always have such a lovely bouquet about you. 164 00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:38,240 And say coolest. Yeah. What's this I hear about you going to driving school? 165 00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:43,000 Oh, well, the missus says I've been driving it crazy for so many years, I 166 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,580 to go to school and learn how to do it right. 167 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,780 To do it right. 168 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:54,480 To do it right. I get it. I get it. 169 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,460 What? Chips thing. 170 00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:58,460 Oh, I thought you'd never ask. Paul. 171 00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:12,470 That was cheesy. 172 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:14,710 Say goodnight, Clueless. 173 00:14:14,950 --> 00:14:16,510 Oh, okay. Goodnight, Clueless. 174 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:20,250 Hey, 175 00:14:30,790 --> 00:14:31,790 hey! 176 00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:38,410 Okay, good news, team. Robot Lincoln has officially left the building. Yeah. 177 00:14:38,470 --> 00:14:39,930 Yeah, so get ready to keep it. 178 00:14:40,910 --> 00:14:43,850 Don't tell me. The nine -inch snails still aren't here. No, no, they're here, 179 00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:47,170 sir, but they were mobbed by groupies. Yeah, it was a slug fest. 180 00:14:47,410 --> 00:14:48,550 Get it, slug? 181 00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:51,450 Cue pigs in space. Cue the space pigs. 182 00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:58,390 Once again, it's time for Pigs in Space, Deep Dish 9, the next generation of 183 00:14:58,390 --> 00:15:01,150 Pigs in Space. 184 00:15:04,430 --> 00:15:08,170 Captain, someone has sabotaged the artificial gravity system. 185 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:10,580 We're all about... to become weightless. 186 00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:13,340 Finally! 187 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:15,780 Oh, hey. 188 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,160 This is nice. 189 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:23,640 Oh, what a view. Do not train yourself trying to hold on to the equipment. I am 190 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,040 not holding on to the equipment. 191 00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:28,420 Oh? Are you not feeling any lighter yet? 192 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:29,700 Not yet. 193 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,900 Are you not experiencing any of that airy, light as a feather feeling around 194 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:34,900 your toes and ankle? 195 00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:37,560 Look, Buster, I happen to be big -boned. 196 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,720 Captain, I have found the problem. 197 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:42,940 A faulty circuit breaker. 198 00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:46,040 Isn't that a hoot? Then go down and push the switch. 199 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:52,740 Will you get off me, you galactic goofball? 200 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:56,680 Hey, thank you, Commander. That was a nice cushy landing, if you know what I 201 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,940 mean. That was highly enjoyable. 202 00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:00,340 Let's do it again. 203 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,480 Push the switch. 204 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,840 Clippard, we've taken care of it. We've zapped the Mr. Lincoln robot with these 205 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:32,180 powerful rays, and in doing so, have diminished his strength by a factor of 206 00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:33,340 three. Me, me, me! 207 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,760 Yes, yes, I don't think we'll be seeing much of Mr. Lincoln anymore. 208 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,620 Or maybe we'll be seeing him more often. 209 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:54,060 or diminish threefold or increase threefold. 210 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,100 I was afraid of that. 211 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:01,200 Clifford, would you happen to have any nuclear rods on you? 212 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,740 Oh, man. I must have left them in my other pants. 213 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,400 Baker, 214 00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:08,220 no. 215 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:12,560 Did you see that stiff, lifeless robotic acting? By Lincoln? 216 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,560 No, by the rest of the cast. 217 00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:16,319 Actually, 218 00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:18,200 I like Lincoln. 219 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:21,280 You should like him. You voted for him. 220 00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:26,040 Once again, it's time for great moments in Elvis history. 221 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,220 Tonight, Elvis Caesar. 222 00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:30,340 Hello? Caesar, approach us! 223 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,000 Hail Caesar! 224 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,220 Hail Caesar! 225 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,420 Hail Caesar! 226 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:35,700 Hail nothing. 227 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,160 I just got back from conquering the world. 228 00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:39,920 Well, you've got a lot of gall. 229 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,600 I've got all the gall, and part of Saxony, too. 230 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,740 What about turkey and grief? 231 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,940 Oh, no, thank you. I like turkey with stuffing. 232 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:51,490 Hail... Anthony, hail Brute. Hail, hail, hail. 233 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,850 Hail, hail, the gang's all here. 234 00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:58,210 Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me your steers. 235 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:02,390 I'm going to make us up some good old -fashioned barbecue beef sandwiches. 236 00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:04,950 Uh -huh. Looky here. 237 00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:07,610 We brought our own cutlery. 238 00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:09,050 Yeah. Mercy. 239 00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:14,810 At two, Brute? Nope. At three, I love that barbecue sauce. 240 00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:16,910 Mmm, tasty. 241 00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:22,150 Say, fellas, how'd you like to come back to my place? I got huge rooms and 99 242 00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:23,270 -cent shrimp cocktail. 243 00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:24,630 Where do you live? 244 00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:28,230 What's wrong with you? Haven't you ever heard of Caesar's Palace? 245 00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:29,670 Oh, yeah. 246 00:18:30,050 --> 00:18:35,450 Tune in next time when great moments in Elvis history will present Sir Elvis 247 00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:36,450 Newton. 248 00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:42,760 Now this sets me to theorizing. 249 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:48,400 Slice this up, plus bacon and a light fluffy crust equals one heck of a tasty 250 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,400 pie. 251 00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:50,460 Mercy! 252 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,700 Hey, yeah. 253 00:18:55,900 --> 00:19:01,680 You know, I've seen a lot of cute kids, but this next act is so cute, I just 254 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:05,860 melt like a fat pat of butter on a short stack of flapjacks. Ladies and 255 00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:09,700 gentlemen, all the way from Pompano Beach, Florida, the Whipley Triplets. 256 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,400 Little triplets. 257 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:02,260 closing number, but I can't let you go out there with that crazed robot Lincoln 258 00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:03,119 on the loose. 259 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,260 What about my routine? 260 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:08,760 It's too dangerous. I will not let you do it. Okay. Bye. 261 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:13,400 What happened? 262 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,700 Nice going, Clifford. We got five minutes left in the show and no closing 263 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:21,660 number. I didn't think you'd actually leave. Oh, man, this is terrible. 264 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,420 Guys, listen up. I've thought it over. 265 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:27,820 I've never let anyone down before, and I'm not about to do it now. 266 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:31,720 Don't worry, Clifford. I'll go take care of that robot Lincoln. All right. Hey, 267 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,940 Paula. Paula. Hey, what about a little kiss for good luck, huh? Yeah, right. 268 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:37,880 Yes. 269 00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:39,420 She digs me. 270 00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:52,040 Nobody loves robot 271 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,040 Lincoln. 272 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:24,540 important lesson about heroism. Heroes cannot be built. They must be born. 273 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:29,780 They cannot be made. They must be shaped by adversity like our fabulous guest 274 00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:35,320 star, Miss Paula Abdul, who took a disaster and turned it into a rather 275 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,480 closing number, don't you think? 276 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:28,920 girl. 277 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:26,360 Can I set the margin? 278 00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:27,420 No. 279 00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:29,660 Come on. 20683