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Here with the came -up news break is
correspondent Bernard Shaw.
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Good evening.
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International financier and media mogul
Ernst Stavros Grupper, chairman and CEO
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of the Grupper Group, has completed a
leveraged buyout of Connivore
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Grupper, the world's wealthiest one
-eyed fish, was unavailable for comment
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to a rubber worm lodged in his throat.
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Connivore Industries, that sounds
familiar.
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They own that company, you know the one.
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Oh yeah, the one that owns that TV show.
What TV show is that?
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Excuse me, but who are you?
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What?
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What did you do that for?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's
takeover, you bobblehead.
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Now get back to the limo.
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I don't know why I made them senior
executive vice presidents.
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What?
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Oh, now I remember.
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Well, gee, Mr. Grouper, let me show you
around our little studio. Quiet, Frog.
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From now on, I'm in charge around here.
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And when I get done with this place,
nothing will ever be the same.
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Who put this laughing gas here?
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I don't know.
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This is supposed to be a serious moment.
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And here we are laughing.
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It's Muppets Tonight with our very
special guests, Don Rickles and Coolio.
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If you're a human being, take a break
from the race. Take a load off
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your feet, wipe the look off your face.
Got a lot to do, and we do it for you.
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Everybody take a break.
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Muppets Tonight.
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Muppets Tonight.
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But he's not!
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Excuse me, but what are you doing to my
office?
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It's not your office anymore. Now that
I'm in charge, there will be lots of
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changes, Virgil. My name is Kermit.
That's one of the changes.
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From now on, you will be Virgil the
monkey.
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But I'm not a monkey.
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Trust me, Virgil.
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Focus groups like monkeys more than
frogs.
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Well, I'd have to disagree with that.
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Really?
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Did you ever hear of Planet of the
Frogs? Froggy say froggy do.
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Hey, hey, we're the froggies. People say
we froggy around.
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Muppets are not hip enough for today's
audience.
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Now, now, wait a minute, Grouper. We're
hip. Our guest star this week is Coolio.
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That's right.
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Give it up.
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Yeah, you can't get hipper than Coolio,
man.
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What kind of sketches are you going to
do with him?
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Well, we're taping one right now. Yeah,
it's called The Two Homies of Verona.
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Let's watch, shall we?
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Make haste, homie. What ho?
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A rival gang of watchers draws nigh. To
the gallop by. Cover thyself.
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Joeth!
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Siteth out.
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I prithee thine essence to reveal thard
whack.
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Yea, verily whack.
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This is trash.
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What? There is only one way I can see to
improve it, and that's not to see it at
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all.
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That's much better.
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That's not very nice, Cooper.
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No, this is not very nice.
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We must intimidate them.
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What?
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Enough,
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enough.
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Now I will show you what hip is.
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Here is a trailer for a movie I'm
producing.
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Let's watch, shall we?
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Thank you.
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You've seen him baked.
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Ouch. You've seen him breaded.
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But now he's back, and he is steamed.
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John Dodd Van Clam takes on New York in
Enter the Tower, Manhattan style.
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You will see red.
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Who are you? I'm your worst enemy.
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I love you, Sean Dodd.
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I've got something here that I want to
give to you. What?
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These.
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Harold, but you're not an oyster.
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Well, you're a talking pig, so let's not
get technical.
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Enter the chowder Manhattan style, and
you too will say, wham!
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Thank you, Van Quam.
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Sorry, boys.
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Life's a beast.
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I'd give that movie four stars. Why is
that?
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Because the two that are in it now
stink.
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Hey, bartender. More Tiggs Knuckles.
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Okay, coming right up.
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I'll just have the pickled egg.
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Okay.
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I love you to all guys.
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Poor guy cracked up.
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Hi -ho, everyone. Kermit the... I mean,
Virgil the monkey here. Make the noise.
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I love this little monkey.
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Anyway, everybody, I want to introduce
you to the new owner of our station, Mr.
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Ernst Stavros Gruper.
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New owner?
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No, as your new owner, I want to get to
know each and every one of you by name.
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Who are you?
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Well, I'm Risotto Rat. Not anymore.
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Now you're Alfred the Worm. And you, who
are you?
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I'm Bobo the Bear. Not anymore.
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Now you're Whitley Nibbles, the
television elf.
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All right.
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And, uh, let's see, who are you? Well,
uh, I'm, uh, Bob.
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And, uh, raisins come out of my ears.
No, now you're Bill and bubbles come out
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of your head.
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It worked, yes.
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Wow. Now, now, now, there will be a few
more changes.
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Number one, yellow will now be known as
the official color of naughtiness.
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Number two, I expect you all to
anticipate my needs before they are
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Number three.
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Oh, very good, Alfred, my obsequious
little worm.
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Hey, hey, Coolio.
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Hey, hey. You're the rapper, okay? Yeah,
yeah, yeah. We think you're the Coolio
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West.
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Just wondering if you could show us how
to become a cool rapper like you.
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Yeah. Oh, so like you guys want to be
bad, huh? No, no, no, no, no. We're
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already bad. We want to be good.
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All right.
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Let's see what you got. Bigger.
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Help me out here, man, and keep the
beat.
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Oh, good. Oh, that's good.
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I'm Seymour. I'm Pet Bear.
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We're two of a kind. I'm a little bit
forward. And I've got a big behind.
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Ta -da!
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First of all, never, ever, ever end a
rap with ta -da.
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Really. Oh, thank you. You've helped us
so very much. Wait a minute.
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I'm not done. Now, instead of saying,
uh, I'm a little bit forward, try
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uh, I kick flavor like Pele.
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Uh -oh, flavor, flavor. No, no, no, no.
You see, I'm a prawn.
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If people think I got flavor, they're
gonna dip me in cocktail sauce, okay?
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Okay, never mind. All right, Seymour,
let's take your line now.
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I got a big behind.
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A rapper would actually say, uh, I got
back.
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Back from where?
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Oh, did you take a trip? Oh, did you
take any pictures? Yeah, yeah.
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All right, all right. Look, let's not
deal with the lips.
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Okay, rap is all about attitude.
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It's about how you feel.
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I feel hungry.
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All right, all right. That's good.
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But how do you feel? Like, what makes
you angry?
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Ah, let's see. I get angry when I don't
eat.
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Okay,
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I'm sensing a thing here.
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Okay. Pepe, how do you feel?
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Well, I have these antennae, and they
help me to get around by feeling things.
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No, no, no, no, no. I mean...
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How do you feel about life?
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I like life.
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Is there good cereal?
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Yes, especially the cinnamon, okay?
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Cereal, that makes me hungry. Maybe we
should go back to the lyrics.
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Okay.
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Number 36.
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We will be downsizing this time.
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That means I'll be firing people.
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Okay. Now, everyone, back to work. And
don't forget the company. Picnic is in
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two weeks.
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Wait a minute, Mr. Grouper. You can't
just tell us you're going to fire
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and then expect us to go back to work.
You're destroying morale.
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Quiet. I know what to do.
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I anticipated this sadness, so I brought
in my own type psychologist to boost
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morale. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr.
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Dan Rickards.
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Thank you so much.
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He makes me laugh.
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How you doing, guys?
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I'm here to help all of you. Fine,
doctor. I've never worked with aliens
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Don't get so close. I don't need what
you have.
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This is supposed to boost morale?
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It's party time.
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I feel like I've been Sigmund Freud.
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I'm going to go have a talk with Mr.
Gruber.
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I tell you the truth, this is great.
This guy, nap out of it, huh?
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I spoke to the state hospital. You're
okay. You're well. You're all happy
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Happy guys. Now get out of my life. Get
on with your life. Have a good time,
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guys. Enjoy.
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It's America.
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We're on a wonderful time. The Muppets
are back.
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Happy New Year. I need a girl.
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I need anything.
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Get me a monkey. Somebody help me.
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I don't want to be on this. I want to go
home.
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No. No.
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No. No.
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No.
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Mr. Grouper? Yes, yes, my little funky
monkey.
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I am a frog. I am not a monkey. Yes, and
the elephant man is a human being. What
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else is new?
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Well, I'll tell you what's new, Grouper.
Just because you bought the company, it
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does not give you the right to come in
here and push the Muppets around.
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What are you saying, Virgil?
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Well, I'll tell you what I'm saying,
Grouper. If the Muppets can't be who the
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Muppets are, then I quit, Grouper. I
quit, quit, quit. Oh, oh, oh, Virgil,
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Virgil, my spunky little funky monkey.
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You cannot quit.
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Oh, yeah? Why is that?
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Because you're fired!
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Who keeps leaving this laughing gas
here? I don't know.
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I'm fired. Oh, dear.
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It keeps them happy.
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This is the true story of five Muppets
picked to live in a house and have their
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lives taped to find out what happens
when Muppets stop being polite and
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start being real. The real world
Muppets.
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Lately, I've been feeling a little
claustrophobic, like I don't have enough
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privacy.
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Don't mind me, Chief. I'm just playing
through here.
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Hey, Bobo, get out of here, man. I'm in
the tub.
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Oh, I know. I'm just changing the old
contact -a -roonies, you know.
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Oh, you're reading the funnies, huh?
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Oh, I love Garfield. Yeah, yesterday he
tricked Odie into eating an entire
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lasagna.
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Good morning, Clifford. Oh, good
morning, Bill. Bill, what do you want?
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Oh, don't mind me. I'm just here to
floss my bubble hole.
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That's more than I wanted to know. Bill,
Bill, look, look, in the paper there.
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What's that? What's that?
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Don't trick that dopey dog again. Oh,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hey,
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Clifford, could you hand me the flea
dip? I'm having a lot of trouble getting
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rid of the little guys. Well, where did
you come from?
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Well, if you really want to know when a
mommy rat and a daddy rat love one
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another, they... Oh,
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this is so great.
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All you men getting together for a
little therapy bath.
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Is he for real? What essential oils are
you using?
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A gunfish flea and tick death,
essentially.
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You mean that stuff gets rid of ticks,
too? You betcha, big guy. I'm getting in
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there, little guy. No, hey, wait a
minute. Kill me now.
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This was really getting out of hand. I
never have a moment alone.
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That's right. He is starting to get
highly edgy.
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Will you get out of here, man? This is
my confessional.
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Sorry, Mr. Edgy.
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Hey, watch it, horsey head.
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Rizzo, get out of my bed.
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But the heater's busted, and you're the
only guy with an electric blanket, and I
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am freezing. Now move.
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Hey. Oh, boy, it's dark in here.
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There's a light on the door.
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Hi, guys.
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Hi, Bobo. Hey, what are you guys doing?
You mind if I get in there with you? You
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know, the heater's busted. Yeah, yeah,
we know.
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Hi, fellas.
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Hiya, Bill. Hey, you know, I just
couldn't sleep.
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Is it because the heater's broken?
248
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:16,220
No, it's because I have an impacted
bubble in my head.
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Hey, you want to tell ghost stories?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hi,
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guys. Hi, Dorothy.
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Hi, Dorothy. Mind if I join you? I'm
having a bad night. The world is dark
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cold. Oh, well, that's because it's
nighttime and the heat is busted.
255
00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:34,300
So, who wants to watch Molly Dog reruns
on Lifetime? No, no, no, I got a better
256
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,300
idea. What?
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00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:42,180
205! I decided
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to take matters into my own hands.
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00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:49,500
Boy, Clifford, sure is nice of you to
cook dinner for us tonight.
260
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Oh, yeah, this soup is delicious and it
glows.
261
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,320
What's that unusual flavor?
262
00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:56,140
Terragon? Fennel?
263
00:14:57,870 --> 00:15:01,450
Turmeric? Nah, it's a little something I
picked up from the Department of
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Defense. Whoa, looky, I can see right
through my hand.
265
00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,070
Yeah, me too.
266
00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:15,570
Where is
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00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:21,410
everybody? Oh, they're organizing a coup
to overthrow your tyrannical regime.
268
00:15:22,090 --> 00:15:23,730
What? I mean...
269
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They're knitting you an eye patch cozy.
270
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Oh, that's nice.
271
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So, what can we put on the air, Nigel? I
have nothing to put on the air. Do you
272
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,540
understand? Nothing. I've got nothing.
No crew. No, nothing. How could I
273
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possibly put together a show with
nothing to... Oh, look.
274
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:45,000
Here's a tape of the first time the
Coolio appeared with the Muppets. Good.
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me that. I'll do it myself.
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I didn't see you standing there.
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Did you know that Coolio made his first
TV appearance with a Muppet back in 1987
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on Muppet Star Search?
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Well, I did.
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Let's roll the tape, shall we?
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Oh, that's me.
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Our next contestants are two young men
who have a rather unusual name.
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They call themselves Chili Maniliki.
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I've been searching.
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Hi.
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I've been searching.
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Don't forget my number.
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guys lip -syncing?
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No, we ain't lip -syncing, fool.
290
00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:03,280
Yeah, don't make me come over there and
smack you, Ed.
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00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,859
Relax, guys. It's only a television
show.
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Man, I told you this was a stupid idea.
293
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Kill the music.
294
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Look, man, I'm not doing this anymore,
man. I'm going solo.
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00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,560
What are you gonna do? You don't sing.
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Maybe I'll just talk the words in some
sort of rhythmic cadence. Oh, yeah? And
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what you gonna call it? Okay, that's a
rap.
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Rap? That's it?
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What? You gonna call it rap?
300
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Music?
301
00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:32,700
No. I'm going to wrap my hands around
your throat for talking me into this.
302
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All right,
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here's the deal.
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Grupa's gotten way out of hand.
305
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We got to get Kermit back.
306
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, what are you
doing here?
307
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I'm with you guys.
308
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:59,030
But you work for Gruper. He's a fish
gone bad.
309
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He may be evil, but he's got an
excellent dental plan.
310
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I think we should all stick together.
Yes.
311
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:06,629
All right.
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00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:10,090
Everyone who agrees we should stand up
to Gruper, take one step forward.
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Take a step back. Take a step back. All
right. All right. That is unanimous. I
314
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,830
just wish we could do something to help
Kermit. Hey, don't worry about Kermit.
315
00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:24,530
If I know him, he's relaxed in Swampside
cooking up some multi -million dollar
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deal to buy the station back, huh?
317
00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:29,570
Well,
318
00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:33,770
with your resume and experience, the
only thing I have available is a 22
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-episode commitment with NBC.
320
00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:37,190
You must see TV?
321
00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:38,510
Yes.
322
00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:39,790
I'll take it.
323
00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:41,170
Sorry.
324
00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:45,470
Excuse me, I'll take one of those big
network deals, too.
325
00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:47,850
Too bad all the big networks are full.
326
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,520
Well, what about the Dubba Dubba WB?
327
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:52,920
They've already got a frog.
328
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,260
Hey, do they need a monkey?
329
00:18:57,740 --> 00:18:58,740
Next.
330
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:04,880
Thank you. Step lively, please.
331
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,380
Hey, Mr. Lippet. I did what you said.
332
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,090
I talked to your happy little smurf
friends.
333
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:18,210
So now give me my check, huh, so I can
get back to my wife. Slow down, my bored
334
00:19:18,210 --> 00:19:22,090
and irritating friend. We still have a
show to put on. You fired the frog,
335
00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:25,370
remember? Without Kermit, you don't have
a show. Not true.
336
00:19:25,650 --> 00:19:29,430
I have you, I have Coolio, and I have a
plane.
337
00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:37,630
It's not easy.
338
00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:41,940
and each day the color of the leaves.
339
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,960
And then... All right, that's enough
singing.
340
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,300
This stuff isn't working.
341
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:50,940
Sorry, Groper, sorry. No dental plan is
worth this.
342
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:54,640
I'm out of here. I've got to get a good
job. They ruined my career with this
343
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,960
with puppets. I don't need you, you
dummy. Look at you. You must have come
344
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:58,960
of your mother and hit the wall.
345
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:06,720
If you walk out now, you... Now I've
seen
346
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,380
everything. Good. Does that mean we can
stop watching?
347
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:10,720
No!
348
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,820
Hey, bartender, didn't you used to be?
349
00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:20,080
Well, yeah, but a guy's got to work, you
know. Not if he's smart, he doesn't.
350
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:23,980
Hello,
351
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:30,540
now it's time for Muppet Dance Party
with me, Grouper, and our special guest
352
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:33,420
star of Family Matters, Steve Urkelow.
353
00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:36,780
Oh, here comes Steve Urkelow.
354
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,880
Let's muckadamia.
355
00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:41,590
Don't you mean Macarena?
356
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:44,770
No, no, no. I couldn't afford to write.
I wrote this one myself.
357
00:20:45,070 --> 00:20:47,210
Now shake your booty, Steve Urkalo.
358
00:20:48,570 --> 00:20:53,490
Did I do that?
359
00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:58,950
Yes. And if you do it again, there'll be
no snacks for you, Steve Urkalo.
360
00:21:00,950 --> 00:21:01,950
Wait a minute, man.
361
00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:04,350
This Urkalo thing is stupid.
362
00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:06,770
I'm not paying you for your opinion.
363
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:09,410
I'm out of here. What? No, no, no. No,
no, no. Wait.
364
00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:13,430
You don't understand.
365
00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:17,350
Steve Urkel and my Macarena knockoff
test very high in the market research.
366
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,590
Yeah, yeah, well, market research don't
know everything.
367
00:21:19,950 --> 00:21:23,990
The best thing for this show to do is to
let me do what I do and let the Muppets
368
00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:24,869
do what they do.
369
00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:27,690
But the Muppets are not hip like you
are.
370
00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:30,290
See, now, that's where you got it all
wrong.
371
00:21:30,850 --> 00:21:32,650
Hip is not what you do.
372
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:35,390
How you do it? You want to see hip?
373
00:21:35,810 --> 00:21:37,050
We'll show you hip.
374
00:21:48,199 --> 00:21:49,300
Here we go.
375
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,260
One, two, three, four.
376
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,280
Get your woman on the floor.
377
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,040
Gotta, gotta get up to get down.
378
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:57,140
Gotta, gotta get up to get down.
379
00:21:58,410 --> 00:22:01,890
Everybody's so glad you're here. Studio
with the flow back in your ear. This
380
00:22:01,890 --> 00:22:05,130
ain't a fantastic voice, but I'm still
on the mission to see if I can get your
381
00:22:05,130 --> 00:22:09,410
attention. Now I want to drop some
information, just a little additive to
382
00:22:09,410 --> 00:22:14,070
education. I live my life by the code of
the four six under white M18s in the
383
00:22:14,070 --> 00:22:17,650
trunk. When I'm on the street, you gotta
feel my beat. So throw your hands up if
384
00:22:17,650 --> 00:22:21,250
you're down with the seat. Double O -L
-I -O, what's the flow? I'm looking for
385
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:25,030
the party, so let them up and know. One,
two, three, it's like ABC. If they're
386
00:22:25,030 --> 00:22:26,750
not, didn't say I rap for free.
387
00:22:27,210 --> 00:22:30,550
Fly, fly, but that's the past. I got
something brand new for your class.
388
00:22:31,010 --> 00:22:33,010
One, two, three, four.
389
00:22:33,290 --> 00:22:35,130
Get your woman on the floor.
390
00:22:35,350 --> 00:22:36,710
Gotta, gotta get up and get down.
391
00:22:37,130 --> 00:22:39,410
Gotta, gotta get up to get down. Here we
go.
392
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,370
One, two, three, four.
393
00:22:41,650 --> 00:22:45,270
Get your woman on the floor. Gotta,
gotta get up to get down.
394
00:22:45,510 --> 00:22:47,350
Gotta, gotta get up to get down.
395
00:22:47,710 --> 00:22:51,190
Get Seymour. Get Pepe. And though we
seem wet, Pepe takes flavor like Pele.
396
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,169
Seymour got bang.
397
00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:53,170
We're hip. We're hot.
398
00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:56,070
Side by side. And they're jockeying my
antenna from here to Atlanta.
399
00:22:56,290 --> 00:22:58,090
Yeah. One, two, three, four.
400
00:22:58,390 --> 00:23:01,910
Get your woman on the floor. Gotta,
gotta get up and get down.
401
00:23:02,170 --> 00:23:04,090
Gotta, gotta get up and get down.
402
00:23:04,290 --> 00:23:05,290
Now, somebody.
403
00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:07,230
Anybody. Everybody.
404
00:23:08,030 --> 00:23:09,030
Scream.
405
00:23:10,810 --> 00:23:11,810
Now,
406
00:23:15,170 --> 00:23:16,230
you see, spamming breath.
407
00:23:16,990 --> 00:23:17,909
That's it.
408
00:23:17,910 --> 00:23:20,750
Yeah. All right, all right. Maybe I was
wrong.
409
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:26,380
The Muppets can be... All right, I order
you all to go back to work. Let's go,
410
00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:26,879
let's go.
411
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,020
No way, no way. Only if you beg Kermit
to come back.
412
00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:33,880
But I can't have him come back without
proper focus group testing.
413
00:23:34,220 --> 00:23:36,080
Oh, I got your focus group all right.
414
00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:39,480
Everyone that wants Kermit to come back,
take one step forward.
415
00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:43,940
All right, all right, all right.
416
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,720
I see your point.
417
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,760
Excuse me, excuse me.
418
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:49,560
Coming up, three.
419
00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:04,170
Kermit, come back now, please.
420
00:24:05,830 --> 00:24:09,530
Hey, hey, did you hear that? I got my
old job back.
421
00:24:09,770 --> 00:24:13,190
Not until 8 p .m., you don't. Now dance,
Virgil, dance.
422
00:24:16,710 --> 00:24:17,950
Thanks a million, fella.
423
00:24:23,020 --> 00:24:24,460
Look at you. You're all neck and eyes.
424
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:25,840
What happened to the rest?
425
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,900
Funny nose. Pack away at a tree and
you'll die.
426
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,480
Hey, kid.
427
00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:33,920
Huh? You work this end of the... What?
428
00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:38,240
Don't do that. I don't need that. Stop
it.
429
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:39,800
I hate that.
430
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,280
That's not cute. Don't do that.
431
00:24:42,140 --> 00:24:44,640
Keep it up. I'll turn away. Boy, you're
a homeless snake.
432
00:24:44,980 --> 00:24:46,980
Don't get so close. I don't need what
you have.
433
00:24:47,860 --> 00:24:51,300
Look at your lip. I hope you suck up
your gums and your teeth. Take a tap
434
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,080
Get yourself some teeth, fix it up,
you're gonna gum yourself to death.
435
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,020
What are you trying to do, suck on my
armpit?
436
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,280
Stay out of my life. I need this.
437
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,360
I want to go home so bad.
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