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Now, baby, you don't understand.
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No, no, I can't come home early.
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No, no, we got Rick Moranis on the show.
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Not now. Will you stop bugging me?
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Oh, no, no, no, not you, baby.
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But you haven't even heard our idea,
sweetie.
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I'm not talking to you, shrimp.
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No, no, no, I wasn't calling you a
shrimp, baby.
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Then why are you calling me baby?
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Well, maybe he's calling me baby.
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Oh. Pipe down, Dumbo.
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No, no, no, not you, honey.
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Oh, man.
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I'm going to really pay for that later.
Hey, Clifford, are you finished?
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Now, what do you two want? Oh, well, we
got a new act, Clifford. Yeah, yeah.
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Seymour and Pepe. The amazing
whippersnappers.
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Yeah. Okay, okay. So how does it work?
Oh, well, well, I hold up the big, melly
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cigar in my mouth. Yeah, and then I whip
it away with my boo whip.
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One inch at a time. No more, no less.
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Yeah. Okay, fellas, whip it.
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Pepe Quills.
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Get in that whipper crack.
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Whoops. I think I whipped the wrong end.
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Pepe! Pepe!
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I think we got a few things to fix,
okay?
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It's Muppets Tonight with our very
special guest star, Rick Moranis!
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If you're a human being, take a break
from the race. Take a load off your
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wipe the look off your face. Got a lot
to do, and we do it for you.
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Everybody take your place.
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Muppets tonight.
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Tonight,
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tonight.
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We got a show for you, guaranteed brand
new.
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Okay, in five, four, three, two, one.
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Welcome to Muppets Tonight with our
special guest, Rick Moranis.
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That's right, give it up. You know, Rick
is known and loved for his family films
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like Parenthood and Honey, I Strunk the
Kids.
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Oh, and don't forget Little Shop of
Horrors. It's not a family film. You
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know your movies.
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You don't know my family.
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Most folks don't know that Rick got his
big break on a TV show he did with the
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Muppets in the early 70s. Let's watch,
shall we?
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One purple, one green, one full
-figured, the Muppet Oddwad.
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Starring special guest star Little Ricky
Moranis as Little Ricky Cool.
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Man, we really stuck it to the
establishment this time, huh?
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That little student protest I organized
left the bank wide open.
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Come on, let's keep counting this bread.
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One loaf, two loaves.
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Are you dudes messing with my head?
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Yeah, if you want us to mess, mess,
mess.
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Hey, just iron this hair. Cut it out.
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Okay,
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you psychedelic sicko.
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Revolution called on account of the
Muppet Odd Squad. Yeah, looks like the
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went out of your flower, man.
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Oh, man, this is turning into a bad
trip.
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You think this is a bad trip? Try
driving to Yosemite with a car full of
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Shut up!
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You really sold out, Lint. You used to
be one of us, and now you're part of the
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establishment.
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Now I'm going to make this short,
because this oversized afro is killing
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neck. But yes, I am a part of the
establishment and proud of it. Proud to
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of the working men, frogs, and full
-figured pigs who live their lives in
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daylight. Yeah, not in the blacklight.
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Blacklight? Hey, let's groove!
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All right,
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enough grooving. Let's fight.
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You don't get it, do you? You pigs will
never catch up with Little Ricky Cool.
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Oh, yes, we will.
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Not you, pig. Those pig.
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Well, so much for Little Ricky Cool.
Let's go.
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Don't you mean let Gugger? Right on.
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Yeah.
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There'll be plenty of time to shake your
groove thing later.
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What are you guys doing in the guest
star's dressing room?
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Oh, Clifford, we were just looking for
Mr. Rick Moranis. Well, last time I saw
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him, he was walking his dog.
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He has a dog? What kind?
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I think it's a whippet.
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It's a whippet.
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Whippet girl.
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Now, what do you need Rick for?
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We need his advice. You see, Clifford,
we're having a bit of a problem with our
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latest invention, the micro
-shrinkomatic machine.
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Well, what's wrong with it?
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Well, its effects are just a trifle
inconsistent.
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Hmm, watch.
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Uh -oh.
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Oh, man,
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Dr. Dew!
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Well, look on the bright side, Beaky
Poo. At least one bottle of shampoo will
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last you a very long time.
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Yeah, Beaky, you can use pinhead and
shoulders.
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Everyone, team, get ready to cue the cow
announcer in 3, 2, 1, cue!
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And now, the makers of Movelteen, the
brown -flavored drink you'll swear is
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almost chocolate -like, are proud to
bring you another exciting adventure of
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Lash Holstein, Space Cow Dead!
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Episode 26, How Now, Space Cow.
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Excellent. Now on... All I need to do is
get the deed to your plutonium ranch,
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and I, Mu -Ing the Merciless, evil
emperor of the planet Lactosia, will
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the world!
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You evil tyrant!
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Stand back, boss. We're going to blow
this safe to kingdom come.
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What happened?
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I just remembered. I left the dynamite
in the car.
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Idiot!
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There, boss.
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That ought to blow it sky high.
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Well, it's about time.
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Do it!
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Where's the safe?
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What's become of it?
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It's on your head, boss.
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Beautiful single ranch on a Dorothy
bovine.
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Now that I have the deed to your ranch,
this plutonium ore mine of yours is
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mine. What?
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Your ore mine is my ore mine.
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I have no idea what you're talking
about.
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Look, you have a mine, correct?
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Yes. And it contains plutonium ore.
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Plutonium ore what?
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Ah!
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Eat that, Lash Holstein Space Gaudette.
What are you doing here?
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I'm here to take back that deed, Mewing.
Ha! Over my boiled brisket, you will?
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Get him, Bart!
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You're dead meat, Holstein. Actually,
I'm red meat.
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Well, better dead than red. Oh, yeah?
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Oh, yeah?
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Tune in next time, same cow time, same
cow channel, for another recurring
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episode of Less Holstein Space Cow
Death!
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You know what's sad?
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What's that? I can't think of anything
I'd rather do than watch this dumb show.
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Neither can I.
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Hi, guys. Mind if we join you?
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I just thought of something.
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Here, sit down. Please, make yourself
comfortable. How nice you look today.
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Hey, guys.
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Hello, Rick Marana. Hey, can I ask you
something?
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You know the medley I'm doing later in
the show, the salute to late 50s
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crooners, obscure British bands, and
Bill Withers? I was wondering, which
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sweater do you think would work better?
The pullover or the cardigan? Well,
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let's see. The cardigan has a pericomo
feel, but the pullover screams Johnny
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Mathis. Johnny Mathis! Johnny Mathis!
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I'll go with the cardigan. Oh, Rick
Moranis.
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You are such a humorful man.
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We will never be big stars like you.
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going to give a show to a couple of
cooks like, uh... Well, wait a second,
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There's an idea right there.
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Why don't you do a cooking show?
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In fact, I'd be honored to be the first
celebrity guest.
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But what if we don't have what it takes?
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See? Well, all you need is a positive
attitude and high hopes.
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Let me tell you a little story.
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You have to? I'm afraid so.
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Once there was a little old ant and
thought he'd move.
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Ah! What'd you do that for?
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There was an ant on the table. I smashed
it. It was a musical ant. He was there
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for the song.
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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Where was it?
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That ant had high hopes. That dead ant
had high hopes. Before you smashed him,
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he had high apple pie in the sky. I get
it. High hopes. Anytime we're feeling
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low. Instead of letting go. Just
remember that ant. Yeah.
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Whoops, there goes another ambulance.
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Whoops, there goes another ambulance.
Whoops, there goes another ambulance.
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Ambulance, Ant.
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You know, Pepe, Rick is right. If we do
this cooking show, we can finally get
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out of this humdrum, meaningless
existence and be somebody.
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Yes, Seymour. From now on, it's you and
me calling the shots. And as God is my
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witness, we'll never have to cook again.
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Well, except on the cooking show.
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What? Why's that?
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Oh, skip it.
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Oh, this is a weird place.
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Thank you.
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July 2nd, they arrive.
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July 3rd, they attack.
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July 4th, they begin therapy.
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Well, tell me, Meepzorp, why did you
want to blow up Earth? Because you
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humans never listened to our needs.
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Now, now, now.
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Let's try to talk this through.
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How do you feel about what MeepSorps
just said, Mr. President?
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Well, first of all, ask him why the
aliens never told us what they wanted.
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just came and blew up the White House.
Hey, people cheered. Just the
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Republicans. And the Perot people.
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Leave Perot out of this. He's one of us.
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And then ask him why they blew up New
York, Los Angeles, Moscow, London. Well,
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think blowing up those cities was really
just MeepSorps' way of acting out his
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inner anger.
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Oh, fine, fine.
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Make me... Me the bad guy.
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Oh, gotta go. My ride's here.
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Always gotta go. My ride's here. Always.
Just when we're getting somewhere.
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Ask him why that is.
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Coming soon.
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Codependence Day.
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This time, it's interpersonal.
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That's right, baby.
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Yeah, the show's half over. I'll be home
soon. Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, man.
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Good job.
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Hey, thanks. You know, I turned down
Third Rock for this.
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Well, we all make mistakes.
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Good point.
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What was that?
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No, honey.
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No, I can't tell you what's happening on
Space Cow Dats. No, baby.
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No, no, you got to watch the show.
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Yeah, yeah, that's right. You got to
watch... Hey!
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Hey, knock it off, you two. Who do you
think you are? A band of holy cow?
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Oh, come on, baby.
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It wasn't that bad a joke.
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I guess it was.
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Hey, Kermit. Oh, hi, Rick. I gotta tell
you, I've done a lot of TV shows and
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movies, but I've never seen a fruit
basket the likes of which you guys got
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Oh, really? Yeah. Look at that thing.
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It's beautiful.
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Of course, I think, you know, it might
clog up my Juice Buddy 2000, but it's
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thought. Thanks.
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Yeah, you're welcome.
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Ooh.
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Well.
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I think we need to make a few minor
adjustments to the micro -shrink -o
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machine, Vicky.
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Oh, don't worry, Vicky.
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We'll get around to fixing your head.
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Eventually.
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Okay, stand by the announcer for the
conclusion of Space Scout. That's
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Could you get me an apple?
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Oh, Eugene.
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Thank you!
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And now, another exciting episode of
Lash Holstein Space Scout.
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They'll never hear you. They've got at
least another hour left in that fight.
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Now, get in that ship. I'm taking you
back to Lactosia, where you will become
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my bride.
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Mother!
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Move along!
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Flooded it. Violence!
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Where are those intergalactic jumper
cables?
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Dorothy,
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which one of these is positive?
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I'll never tell you. Never!
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Oh, good grief.
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Hey, farm person!
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Would you give me a jump start?
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Forget that. I don't give junk duck
cows.
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Especially ones wearing sissy capes.
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This cape belonged to my father, Hazel,
the well -accessorized.
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Hazel?
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Hazel.
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I'm about to kick your sweet acidophilus
right out of this galaxy, buddy.
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Look out, Lash. He's got a ray gun.
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Look out.
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We're going to crash.
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Next week, join Lash Holstein and his
dairy devils for another pasteurized
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adventure of Lash Holstein.
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How dare!
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Boy, that show was bad.
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I wonder whatever happened to those
cows.
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Hear your states?
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No. It couldn't be. Why not?
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Because these are well done.
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Muppet Classic Theater presents Howard
Tubman in Boar's Head Revisited.
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Apple butter and apple butter ability.
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Oh! Oh, Carter, I eat entirely too much
apple butter. I'll go fetch another jar,
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sir. Oh!
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I've just noticed I'm entirely too fat.
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Carter, I want you to take this last jar
of apple butter and hide it. And no
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matter how much I beg, don't tell me
where it is.
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Promise? Promise indeed, sir. Oh, thank
you. All righty. Go ahead.
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Hide away.
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Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.
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Jimmy crack corn.
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Is it hidden?
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Yes, sir.
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Good.
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All right, where is it?
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You made me promise not to tell you,
sir.
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Well, I changed my mind. Tell me. Come
on. I'm afraid I can't tell you, sir.
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Then I'll just tear this place apart if
I have to.
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Carter, tear this place apart.
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Very good, sir.
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Okay.
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Say, you're a...
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You're not avoiding the place where you
hid the apple butter, are you, Carter?
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It hadn't occurred to me, sir.
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Okay.
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Okay,
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okay, okay, okay.
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You win, Carter.
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You don't have to tell me where the
apple butter is.
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Shame, though.
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I was going to give you your first day
off in 40 years.
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I taped it to the small of your back,
sir.
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Really?
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Isn't that clever?
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Okay, okay, grab it, would you, Carter?
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Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
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I have the rest of the day off.
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What? Good night, sir.
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No, no, the, uh, just grab the apple
butter here.
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Carter.
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Carter, did... I'll get it myself
tonight.
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No.
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Okay.
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Samba.
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Come in.
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You wanted to see me, Rick? Yeah, Kerm.
I wanted to thank you personally for
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allowing me to do my salute to the late
50s crooners, obscure British bands, and
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Bill Withers. Yeah, but Rick, we
canceled that number.
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What? I hear you're guesting on Seymour
and Pepe's cooking show instead.
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00:18:57,471 --> 00:18:59,069
But I thought I could do both.
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00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:00,849
But we don't have enough time for both.
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00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:03,740
The only reason I'm on this show is
because of that medley.
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Okay, I'll see what I can do, Rick.
Well, I'm going to call my agent.
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Te amo.
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Te amonenes.
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William Morris is creative artist.
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00:19:18,371 --> 00:19:24,689
Morty, how could you let this happen?
Can I be honest with you, Rick? Between
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you and me, all things being equal, I
wasn't listening.
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00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:30,749
I'm on a conference call right now.
What's the problem? They cut the medley.
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what medley? The medley I was supposed
to do in the show.
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00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:36,649
I didn't make the deal. I was on a
conference call like I am now. I had to
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00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:37,579
in your lawyer.
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00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:40,020
Ha, ha, ha. What's the matter with you,
baby?
328
00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:41,900
Phil, you gotta help me out here.
329
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:45,420
Oh, ha, ha, ha. Just leave that little
frog to me.
330
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:46,990
Mm -hmm. Hi, all.
331
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,260
Oh, little one.
332
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,180
We hear you canceled Rick's number.
333
00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:55,410
Oh, yeah, we had to. There's not enough
time left in the show.
334
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,650
He's playing hardball with us, Rick.
We'll play hardball back.
335
00:19:58,651 --> 00:19:59,879
Oh, right.
336
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:05,289
Permit. Either our client performs his
number or we'll make it rain frogs for
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00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:07,550
seven days and seven nights.
338
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,360
Oh, good.
339
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:11,430
A family reunion. That'll be fun.
340
00:20:11,431 --> 00:20:15,229
Okay, okay, all right. How about this?
How about this? A plague of locusts upon
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00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:16,280
your people.
342
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:17,760
Locusts? Yummy.
343
00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:22,750
This guy's tough, Rick. He's very
shrewd. Forget it. I'll handle it
344
00:20:22,751 --> 00:20:24,649
We've still got our ten percent.
345
00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:27,120
Yeah, you're second born. Whichever
comes first.
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00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:29,080
Thank you.
347
00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:31,410
Thank you so much. Thank you. Hello.
348
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:35,350
Hello, and welcome to our very own
cooking show.
349
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:36,640
Yeah. Richard.
350
00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:39,040
Hi.
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00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:45,309
I'm Seymour. I'm Pepe. Our guest is Rick
Moranis. We hope you like our cooking
352
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:48,090
show. So Kermit does not can us. Ta -da.
353
00:20:48,590 --> 00:20:52,429
Tonight, we are going to make a delicacy
enjoyed in many of the finest
354
00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:56,050
restaurants in the world. That gourmet
treat, bread.
355
00:20:57,610 --> 00:21:02,790
And to show us how to make bread, here's
our guest celebrity cook, Rick Morales.
356
00:21:03,690 --> 00:21:04,740
Hey,
357
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:07,850
it's so fab to be here on Hey, What
Smells.
358
00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:09,550
What kind of a name is that?
359
00:21:09,910 --> 00:21:13,030
Oh, no, no, no, no. It's Hey, What
Smells So Good.
360
00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:15,590
It's time to cook with Seymour and Pepe.
361
00:21:15,830 --> 00:21:19,790
But the letters were too big, so that's
all we can fit on the sign, okay? Well,
362
00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:23,129
what the heck. You know, the real way to
make boss bread is with plenty of
363
00:21:23,130 --> 00:21:26,740
yeast. And while we're waiting for the
dough to rise, I'd like to say that...
364
00:21:26,741 --> 00:21:29,829
Through the years, there have been a lot
of great singers.
365
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,870
Here's a little tribute to the golden
throats of days gone by.
366
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:35,730
Is this enough yeast?
367
00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:37,630
No, no, Rick said plenty of yeast.
368
00:21:39,470 --> 00:21:43,689
I'm leaning on the lamppost on the
corner of the street in case a certain
369
00:21:43,690 --> 00:21:46,250
lady goes away, little girl.
370
00:21:48,010 --> 00:21:50,690
Goes away, little girl.
371
00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:55,490
You're hurting me more each minute.
372
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,360
That you delay.
373
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:01,640
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
374
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,860
Here we come again.
375
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,140
Catch us if you can.
376
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:18,360
Time to get a move on. We're going out
of our way, little girl.
377
00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:20,760
Comb your hair, fix your makeup.
378
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:29,270
I saw the light shine from a window.
379
00:22:29,810 --> 00:22:32,550
And I know, I know, I know, I know.
380
00:22:36,570 --> 00:22:38,950
Don't worry, we'll help you. Beaker,
power on.
381
00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:42,210
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
382
00:22:42,470 --> 00:22:44,870
No, no, no. You ruined the recipe.
383
00:22:46,530 --> 00:22:52,310
Hold on, honey. You're not going to
believe what just happened to Pepe.
384
00:22:59,070 --> 00:23:00,120
Let's pray.
385
00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:32,760
work a shrinking machine, Bunsen?
386
00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:35,740
You gotta set it to maximum Banfield
width.
387
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,050
What does that mean?
388
00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:38,820
Turn this sucker up.
389
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,090
Oh.
390
00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:42,950
Well,
391
00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:50,850
I guess I might as well sing the medley
again.
392
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,999
I'm leaning on the lamppost on the
corner of the street in case a certain
393
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,300
lady goes away, little girl.
394
00:24:00,780 --> 00:24:02,940
Goes away a little girl.
395
00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:07,900
Hey, Clifford. Yeah, Rick. I had a swell
time. I got you a little something.
396
00:24:07,901 --> 00:24:12,039
And if you don't mind, I'm going to keep
the cardigan. Gary, I'll call you next
397
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,039
week about the roast.
398
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,019
Beautiful, Ricky.
399
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:16,370
Yeah, thanks, Rick. And thanks for the
present.
400
00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:19,480
Hey, baby, Rick Moranis just left me
with a present.
401
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,720
All in all, Clifford, I think the
cooking show is a success, don't you
402
00:24:26,730 --> 00:24:30,550
I got a small problem here, baby. But
it's a big small problem.
403
00:24:32,381 --> 00:24:39,349
That's always the way. Just when we're
getting somewhere, he has to leave.
404
00:24:39,350 --> 00:24:41,570
I seem to have melded to the knocker
hide.
405
00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:43,510
Oh, God, yes.
406
00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:47,710
Now all I have to do is get the deed to
your plutonium ranch.
407
00:24:47,930 --> 00:24:53,470
And I, Mu -Ing, evil emperor of the
world, Lactosia...
408
00:24:54,670 --> 00:24:56,750
What the... Okay, okay, okay.
409
00:24:57,130 --> 00:25:03,809
And I, Mu -Ing, the merciless, evil...
It's okay, we'll get
410
00:25:03,810 --> 00:25:09,950
it. Evil emperor of the vast black...
What the...
411
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:14,550
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