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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,679 --> 00:00:02,840 Well, let's see what's happening on Wall Street. 2 00:00:03,740 --> 00:00:05,280 Still a bear market, I see. 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:09,320 Money's moving slow, but salmon futures are going along swimmingly. 4 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:12,120 Oh, boy, 5 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:16,600 I cracked myself up. I'm going to have to start writing this stuff down. 6 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,200 Salmon futures. 7 00:00:18,980 --> 00:00:20,900 Excuse me, I'm looking for the Muppet Studio. 8 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:22,600 Yeah, lady, you and the IRS. 9 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,900 I'm a guest on the show, and I need to know how to get into the studio. 10 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,800 Listen, lady, can't you see I... I... 11 00:00:30,380 --> 00:00:32,460 Oh, they didn't tell me it was going to be a bear. 12 00:00:32,860 --> 00:00:34,820 Bill, bring out the heavy stuff. 13 00:00:35,260 --> 00:00:36,260 Are you okay? 14 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:44,380 Man, I hate the recoil on this thing. It kicks like a... I want to be 15 00:00:44,380 --> 00:00:48,960 loved by you, just you. And nobody else but you. 16 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:52,520 Say, uh, you guys don't shake your booty? 17 00:00:52,780 --> 00:00:57,380 Excuse me? I was just talking to the butterflies around my head. 18 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,200 Okay, right. 19 00:00:59,470 --> 00:01:01,410 You do that, and I'm going to go in there, okay? 20 00:01:01,710 --> 00:01:02,710 Bye -bye. 21 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:03,930 Bye -bye. 22 00:01:05,090 --> 00:01:06,230 Oh, hello there. 23 00:01:06,450 --> 00:01:07,068 Thank you. 24 00:01:07,070 --> 00:01:08,070 Step right in. 25 00:01:08,630 --> 00:01:11,490 Oh, hi there, Bobo. Listen, is Cindy Crawford here yet? 26 00:01:12,050 --> 00:01:13,050 Pretty. 27 00:01:15,310 --> 00:01:16,590 I'll take that as a yes. 28 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:22,550 It's Muppets Tonight with our very special guest star, Cindy Crawford. 29 00:01:29,369 --> 00:01:32,590 Take a break from the race. Take a load off your feet. 30 00:01:32,830 --> 00:01:37,090 Watch the look off your face. Got a lot to do. And we do it for you. 31 00:01:37,650 --> 00:01:39,410 Everybody take your place. 32 00:01:39,790 --> 00:01:40,790 Tonight. 33 00:01:42,830 --> 00:01:47,690 Tonight. We got it. So for you. 34 00:02:11,690 --> 00:02:14,290 And now, here's the host of Muppets Tonight. 35 00:02:14,630 --> 00:02:15,870 The nipple. 36 00:02:17,830 --> 00:02:19,150 Welcome, welcome. 37 00:02:19,490 --> 00:02:21,470 What's up? What's up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 38 00:02:21,690 --> 00:02:25,770 Welcome to Muppets Tonight, the show that has people all over the country 39 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:28,150 saying, Where's the remote? 40 00:02:28,890 --> 00:02:35,050 Our special guest tonight is the super -duper supermodel, Cindy Crawford. 41 00:02:38,090 --> 00:02:42,230 Before we get to Cindy, here straight from their two -week engagement under 42 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:45,270 Carnegie Hall are the Irish Rotons. 43 00:02:46,490 --> 00:02:53,430 When I was a young lad in a old county court, my father said, son, don't eat 44 00:02:53,430 --> 00:02:54,430 with a fork. 45 00:02:54,610 --> 00:02:58,450 No need to say thank you, no need to say please. 46 00:03:00,090 --> 00:03:01,090 Cheese, 47 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:04,770 cheese, cheese, cheese. 48 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:12,520 Man, 49 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,120 this is stupid. 50 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:17,220 Rats dancing some corny jig with dairy products. 51 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,380 Hey, hey, come on, Clifford. Don't be such a stick in the mud. Get in touch 52 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:21,380 your inner cheese. 53 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:24,680 All right. 54 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:55,420 Ain't that the truth? 55 00:03:57,500 --> 00:04:01,580 You know, 56 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:07,080 they're calling this show a runaway hit. 57 00:04:07,340 --> 00:04:10,920 Yeah. Whenever it comes on, you want to run away. 58 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,120 Stop! 59 00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:14,990 You want my body. 60 00:04:15,450 --> 00:04:17,690 Oh, how you doing, Mr. Callahan? 61 00:04:17,990 --> 00:04:18,929 The usual? 62 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:21,089 No? Well, then try a little of this. 63 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,030 Tastes good, huh? 64 00:04:27,630 --> 00:04:29,050 You like that, huh? 65 00:04:29,590 --> 00:04:34,170 Oh, think nothing of it, Mr. C. You know, in the Middle East, a good burp is 66 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:35,170 considered a compliment. 67 00:04:35,330 --> 00:04:39,070 And that particular compliment ought to hit Cairo right about now. 68 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:41,410 Yeah, 69 00:04:41,790 --> 00:04:42,639 he's in the back. 70 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:43,640 I'll call him out. 71 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Clueless! 72 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:51,140 Uh, one second, Mr. C. 73 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:56,560 Clueless! Yes, Polly, what can I... Oh, thank you. 74 00:04:57,420 --> 00:05:01,000 Oh, Mr. Callahan, you're wearing the violet contacts. 75 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:03,600 Well, eat your heart out, Liz Taylor. 76 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:08,280 Clueless, what's with the bat? Are you going to play some cricket? 77 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:09,580 Not cricket. 78 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:14,450 Horsefly. There's been a big one buzzing around me all day long. Really? And the 79 00:05:14,450 --> 00:05:20,110 next time he lands, I'm going to smash him into... 80 00:05:20,110 --> 00:05:23,430 Whoa. 81 00:05:25,270 --> 00:05:27,070 Don't move, Mr. Callahan. 82 00:05:29,350 --> 00:05:32,710 Nice going, Clueless. You missed the fly and you cold -cocked Mr. 83 00:05:32,910 --> 00:05:33,910 Callahan. Sorry. 84 00:05:33,990 --> 00:05:34,989 Will you just sing? 85 00:05:34,990 --> 00:05:35,709 All right. 86 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:36,710 Pull. 87 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:39,150 Pull. 88 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:50,100 I see him. What? Hold still. What? Where? 89 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:57,200 Hold still, 90 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,360 Clueless. 91 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:12,260 little piece of trivia for you. Did you know that our guest star, Cindy 92 00:06:12,260 --> 00:06:14,940 Crawford, got her start right here with the Muppets? 93 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:19,900 Yeah! She was a regular on a very popular afternoon show, I'm sure you all 94 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:22,340 remember, called the Kermit the Frog Club. 95 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:23,820 Who remembers the show? 96 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:29,900 Okay, so maybe you don't remember, but we're going to take a look at it anyway. 97 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:33,340 Here's Cindy Crawford as one of the original Frogateers. 98 00:06:40,590 --> 00:06:42,190 having fun yet? M -I -T. 99 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:44,270 That's a swell university. 100 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:48,030 F -R -O -O -G. 101 00:06:49,550 --> 00:06:51,070 Permit fraud. Where's the Z? 102 00:06:51,290 --> 00:06:52,249 Permit fraud. 103 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:53,249 Where's the Z? 104 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:55,670 Forever leave our sports expanding house. 105 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:57,810 All right, okay, that's enough. 106 00:07:16,650 --> 00:07:19,250 Stu, that's the fifth time you've called out your name tonight. 107 00:07:19,570 --> 00:07:22,990 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't help it. I have a short -term memory. 108 00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:24,850 Stu! 109 00:07:26,210 --> 00:07:27,210 Okay, everybody. 110 00:07:27,410 --> 00:07:29,830 Today is Friday, and what does that mean, huh? 111 00:07:30,130 --> 00:07:31,130 It's Friday! 112 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:35,870 Well, yes, but it's also get -to -know -your -frog -a -tear day. 113 00:07:36,510 --> 00:07:40,570 Oh, I like that. So today, let's meet our newest frog -a -tear, Cinderella 114 00:07:40,570 --> 00:07:42,330 Crawfordopolis. Yay! 115 00:07:45,390 --> 00:07:48,590 Hi, Kermit. Hi there, Cindy. Why don't you tell us a little about yourself? For 116 00:07:48,590 --> 00:07:49,830 example, what are your hobbies? 117 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:54,270 Well, I like to dress up in really pretty clothes and walk up and down my 118 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:58,230 driveway. What would you like to do when you grow up? The same thing, but get 119 00:07:58,230 --> 00:07:59,730 paid millions of dollars for it. 120 00:08:00,890 --> 00:08:04,850 Well, Cindy, just in case that doesn't happen to work out, do you have any 121 00:08:04,850 --> 00:08:05,990 ideas of what you'd like to do? 122 00:08:06,430 --> 00:08:10,410 Well, I haven't really thought about it, but it would be really neat, like, if I 123 00:08:10,410 --> 00:08:15,050 could have my own TV show and maybe call it, like, House of Style or something 124 00:08:15,050 --> 00:08:15,989 like that. 125 00:08:15,990 --> 00:08:18,650 And it could be, like, on a music video station. 126 00:08:18,870 --> 00:08:23,150 Then I could maybe segue it into, like, a movie career or something. And maybe 127 00:08:23,150 --> 00:08:27,610 even, like, my own contract with a cosmetics company. That would be really 128 00:08:28,270 --> 00:08:30,490 Yeah, I just want to be a fireman. 129 00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:32,630 Well, wow, what an imagination, huh? 130 00:08:32,909 --> 00:08:35,700 Let's hear it for our... on Cinderella Crawford Upperless. 131 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:40,159 Oh, Cindy. 132 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,080 Even when you were 14, you were pretty. 133 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:51,340 Just thinking about you makes me want to do a 60s retro montage fantasy. 134 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:59,900 I thought love was only true in fairy 135 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:00,900 tales. 136 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,900 And for someone else, but not for me. 137 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,680 Love was out to get me. 138 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:13,480 To vote for dope, that's the way it seemed. 139 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,260 Disappointment haunted all my dreams. 140 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:22,380 Hey, Bobo, Bobo, man, you're ruining my song. 141 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:24,460 Whoa, how boss. 142 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:28,820 Mickey Dolenz, what are you doing in my 60s retro montage fantasy? 143 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,320 Hang off my 60s retro alimony. 144 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,580 Hey, you want to finish your song with me? Yeah, cool. 145 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:40,880 Now I'm a believer. 146 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:43,940 Not afraid. 147 00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:06,480 Yes. Yes, of course. 148 00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:07,980 I'm a believer. 149 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,480 The monkeys. 150 00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:11,560 Oh, it's so clear to me now. 151 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:16,960 I've got to find Cindy and declare my eternal love for her. 152 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:20,900 Attention, 153 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,240 Johnny Fiamma fans. 154 00:10:24,460 --> 00:10:28,960 Now, for a limited time only, you can get Johnny's greatest hits on one album. 155 00:10:29,340 --> 00:10:31,820 You'll get New York, New York. 156 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,720 Oh, I'm sorry. Is that my cue? 157 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:38,160 You'll also get hooked on a feeling. 158 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:44,800 Ooga -chock, ooga, ooga, ooga -chock. I can't stop this feeling. 159 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,200 Deep inside. 160 00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:49,240 Ooga -chock, ooga -chock. Sal. 161 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,420 Sal. Yeah, Johnny. What are you doing, Sal? 162 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:56,600 I'm doing the ooga -chockers. I understand you're ooga -chocking, but 163 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,540 do it while I'm singing. You throw me off. 164 00:10:59,449 --> 00:11:00,449 Sorry, Johnny. 165 00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:01,890 Stop this feeling. 166 00:11:03,370 --> 00:11:04,970 Oh, yes. 167 00:11:05,990 --> 00:11:09,470 Hello. I'm Johnny Fiamma with my associate, Sal. 168 00:11:09,730 --> 00:11:13,130 Hi. And we're very excited about this album. It's a real comer. 169 00:11:13,430 --> 00:11:16,170 Yeah, yeah, Johnny. You're going to make loads of money on this one, just like 170 00:11:16,170 --> 00:11:17,170 on your other albums. 171 00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:19,270 What money? Remember the tax audit thing? 172 00:11:19,590 --> 00:11:24,990 Oh, I forgot. Yeah, yeah. Johnny didn't make no money on them albums. Albums, 173 00:11:24,990 --> 00:11:27,750 yes, yes. Anyway, this album... 174 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:32,140 is coming right from my heart. And I'd really love you all to buy it. Yeah, not 175 00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:34,100 just because Johnny's in debt, neither. 176 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:39,500 Oh, and San Diego Bob, if you're watching, stop hanging around Johnny's 177 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:40,600 You're scaring his ma. 178 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:47,000 Hey, that is sweet, Sal. You haven't heard anything when you've heard Johnny, 179 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,560 hardly heard you. 180 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:49,599 Who is that? 181 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,740 Miss a little, and you miss it all. 182 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,740 Excuse me. What are you doing? 183 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,840 I'm harm gigging. It's a bear mating ritual. 184 00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:11,020 I'm going to ask Cindy out on a date. 185 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:16,920 And I'm going to win her heart with polka oil and fish heads and moss. 186 00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:21,080 Wait a second. You're going to ask Cindy Crawford out on a date? 187 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,240 Cut it out. 188 00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:26,320 I'm warning you. Cut it out. 189 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,120 I happened to love her. 190 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:37,300 Oh, I thought love was only true. 191 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:43,240 Oh, no, please. That retro 60s malarkey again. Look, you want help, you ask me. 192 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,760 I'm a regular Rudolph Vermentino, wasn't I? 193 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,700 Ah, who's that city? 194 00:12:56,620 --> 00:13:02,120 Too sexy for my land, too sexy for my land, New York and Japan. 195 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,360 Wow, you are good. 196 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:10,880 Well, can you help me? You betcha, Bear, but who's washing the security desk for 197 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,900 you? Oh, don't you worry, don't you worry, I got that covered. 198 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:17,860 It's a dozen cannolis because Dominic Dalvecchio's coming and you know how he 199 00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:18,860 likes to eat. Uh -huh. 200 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,460 Ow! Uh -oh. 201 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:37,470 You know, Johnny. Yeah, kid. When the light hits you a certain way, you look 202 00:13:37,470 --> 00:13:38,710 awful sharp. 203 00:13:39,410 --> 00:13:43,150 Yeah, kinda, kinda, kinda pretty -like. 204 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:45,950 Excuse me. 205 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,740 Randy and Randy Pig as Donnie and Art the Shell. 206 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,100 Artie, look at all the girls. 207 00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:10,600 Oh, yes. 208 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:11,980 What a day. 209 00:14:12,740 --> 00:14:14,380 Look, look, look. Oh, wow. 210 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,980 Donnie, Artie, the eggs are ready. 211 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,310 I just like you like them, fellas. 212 00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:21,530 Sunny side up. 213 00:14:22,690 --> 00:14:23,690 Oh, 214 00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:28,370 now they're over easy. 215 00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:30,310 No, they're over ardent. 216 00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:33,090 I guess the yoke's on him. 217 00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:36,470 I don't get it. 218 00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:39,070 Oh, Stella. 219 00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:41,730 I know that bullet flew a squeal anywhere. 220 00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:43,110 Come on, boys. 221 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,230 Okay. 222 00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:45,810 Oh. 223 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,640 I just forgot what a form -fitting uniform you have. 224 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,360 You mean old jellyfish stung me. 225 00:14:56,620 --> 00:15:01,900 Well, then there's only one thing to do. The poison needs to be sucked out. I'll 226 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:02,759 start at your lips. 227 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,600 But he stung me on the foot. 228 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:07,700 Hey, who's the doctor here? 229 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,460 Champ, champ, champ, look, we found a really weird beach ball. 230 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:18,400 That's not a beach ball, you idiot. It's a World War II mine. 231 00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:19,660 It's a what? 232 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:20,720 It's a mine. 233 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:22,140 No, it's a mine. 234 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,520 No, it's a mine. No, it's a mine. 235 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,160 That 236 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:35,960 just 237 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:40,000 goes to show a mine is a terrible thing to waste. 238 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:46,420 For another Honey Glazed episode, I'll pay you a big watch. One. 239 00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:52,040 Testing. One, two, three. Yes, gotcha. Now remember, if you want Cindy to fall 240 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:55,660 in love with you, listen to your headset and repeat everything I say. Repeat 241 00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:56,659 everything I say? 242 00:15:56,660 --> 00:16:00,200 No, no, no, not yet. No, no, no, not yet. Oh, oh, oh, tease it. Here she 243 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:01,400 Oh, oh, oh, tease it. Here she comes. 244 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,200 Okay. 245 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:09,380 Oh, oh, oh, hi, hi. Hi, Cindy. 246 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,420 Hi. Can I talk at you now? 247 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:15,440 Cindy, to me, you are like the nuts and berries of the forest. 248 00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:20,400 Cindy, to me, a nut like you should be buried in the forest. 249 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:23,140 What exactly is that supposed to mean, Bobo? 250 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:26,140 Oh, brother, you sure muffed that one, fatso. 251 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,200 Oh, brother, you sure muffed that one, fatso. 252 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,600 You just call me fatso? 253 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,140 Yeah. No! 254 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,660 I was yelling at my ear. 255 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,580 Talk to butterflies. 256 00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:39,180 You're yelling in your ear. 257 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:44,940 Yeah. Oh, hi, Uncle Rizzo. We just came back from the fair. 258 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:48,780 Hey, that's a nice set of balloons you got there. Maybe you'll let me play with 259 00:16:48,780 --> 00:16:49,379 them later. 260 00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:50,880 Maybe you'll let me play with them later. 261 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,080 What? 262 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,880 I wasn't supposed to say that one, was I? 263 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,500 Hey, hello. 264 00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:07,500 again, and welcome to Swift Lips, the bestest game show on TV. I'm your host, 265 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:11,020 Snooki Blyer, and here are our contestants, Buster and Callbacks 266 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,300 Lithuania! Go Chips! 267 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:17,540 Uh, fellas, we haven't started playing the game yet. Okay, you're playing for 268 00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:19,140 Winky, a happy little beaver. 269 00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:24,180 Okay, for every correct answer, Winky will get a nice chewy log for his dam. 270 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:28,480 And by the by, the highly unlikely event that there are no correct answers, 271 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,920 Winky will be eaten alive by our very own Carl the Big Mean Bunny. 272 00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:35,710 Okay, let's give our audience the answer. 273 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,330 The answer is automobile. 274 00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:42,190 All righty. You've got ten seconds. Here come the clues. 275 00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:46,590 You drive it on the road and it has... The Blue Man of Morocco. 276 00:17:46,930 --> 00:17:47,930 Go cheese. 277 00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:52,650 Rutherford B. Hayes. Fellas, fellas, listen to the clues. You put gas in it. 278 00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:57,150 Shakespeare. June 7th, 1951. Will you numbskulls give me a chance? 279 00:17:58,190 --> 00:17:59,850 Nice going. 280 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,650 Sorry about that, Winky. 281 00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:03,170 Better luck next time. 282 00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:06,040 Oh, I guess there won't be a next time. 283 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,320 Thank you. 284 00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:15,380 Origami. Gamal Abdul Nasser. Oh, shut up. Tulips. Marguerite. 285 00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:17,760 What the business? Reward it. 286 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:22,980 All righty, everyone. We're moving along nicely, smoothly. 287 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:29,240 Hey, Nigel. Oh, Nigel. Hey, Nigel. Hey, do me a favor, huh? Sounds like I'm 288 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,760 very, very weird. Help me out. 289 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:35,350 Johnny! Not all Mary comes, huh? Do something for me, would you? Johnny! 290 00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:38,910 Hey, Johnny, I got a pretty flower here. 291 00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:41,390 Johnny! 292 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,810 Cue the next sketch in. Three, two, one, go! 293 00:18:50,990 --> 00:18:55,410 It is time now for politics and punditry from the Eagle's Nest. 294 00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:58,870 My guests tonight are Messrs. Andy and Randy Pig. 295 00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:00,570 Messer, Messer, Messer, Messer, Messer, Messer. 296 00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:07,930 Our topic is noise pollution. Andy Pig, how would you control noise pollution? 297 00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:09,930 By making it nice and quiet. 298 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:14,490 I'm astonished that answer actually had something to do with the question. 299 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:19,230 I know. We could put our fingers in our ears. Yeah. That is the stupidest thing 300 00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:20,230 I've ever heard. 301 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,320 Listen, now it is much quieter. 302 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:23,659 What? What? 303 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:26,160 What? Now, don't start that routine. 304 00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:30,880 Once that business gets going, there's no end to it. Huh? What? Once that 305 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,920 Christmas you went bowling in Connecticut? 306 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,940 Well, yes, I did. But that has nothing to do with what we're talking about. 307 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,500 What? What? I know how to end this tomfoolery. 308 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:46,320 What? Take a tingler's trout for your spears. Take our fingers out of our 309 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,460 Okay. 310 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,600 Huh. Every time. Good night, everyone. 311 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,920 What? What? What? What? Oh, I know. Okay. 312 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,440 Oh, Cindy. 313 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:59,160 Cindy. Hi. Hey, we have a question for you. 314 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:04,220 Okay. If you are a supermodel, what are your superpowers, yeah? 315 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,400 Well, I can do this. 316 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,240 Wow. 317 00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:16,540 Cool. Cindy, do me. Do me, Cindy, please. 318 00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:21,790 Ladies and gentlemen, come with me now as we take you to an outdoor cafe in the 319 00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:26,790 heart of Barcelona where Cindy Crawford and our own Kermit the Frog sing a very 320 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,050 romantic duet. 321 00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:30,130 We 322 00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:37,810 met 323 00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:38,729 at nine. 324 00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:42,350 We met at eight. I was on time. 325 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:43,950 No, you were late. 326 00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:45,330 Oh, yes. 327 00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:49,290 I remember it well. 328 00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:50,950 Comet. 329 00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:53,090 We dined with friends. 330 00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:55,750 Bobo, what are you doing? We dined alone. I blew it with Cindy. 331 00:20:56,150 --> 00:20:57,150 Tinner sang. 332 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,230 What did I do? We're on the air. 333 00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:03,410 Yes, I remember it well. 334 00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:09,050 I feel all fuzzy inside. I need some advice. That dazzling April moon. 335 00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:13,650 Bobo, whenever there's someone I have special feelings for, I tell them how I 336 00:21:13,650 --> 00:21:15,110 feel in my own words. 337 00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:19,890 Isn't that kind of corny? I'm a frog. We're not known for our edge. Ah, that's 338 00:21:19,890 --> 00:21:24,290 right. Kermit, are we going to do this number? Oh, I'm sorry, Cindy. It's... 339 00:21:24,290 --> 00:21:25,290 Bobo, not right now. 340 00:21:25,890 --> 00:21:26,890 Cindy? 341 00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:31,870 Yes, Bobo. Could this wait? Because I was in the middle of my song. No. No, 342 00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:32,910 Cindy, it can't. 343 00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:39,950 Cindy, when there's someone I have special feelings for, I tell them how I 344 00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:41,650 And my own words. 345 00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:45,410 And, well, even if those aren't my own words, I mean them. 346 00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:47,310 What are you trying to say, Bobo? 347 00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:54,530 Well, what I'm trying to say is... Oh, 348 00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:59,150 Bobo. 349 00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:00,950 Wow! 350 00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:07,870 Cindy, you know how to hurl the tool? 351 00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:10,210 Oh, let's dance! 352 00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:46,150 Wow, can you believe that bear won the heart of Cindy Crawford? 353 00:22:46,410 --> 00:22:47,990 Yeah, what a bunch of nonsense. 354 00:22:48,490 --> 00:22:49,910 But it's worth a try. 355 00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:52,090 Hmm. Hey, nurse! 356 00:22:53,090 --> 00:22:54,090 Harunga! 357 00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:55,670 Harunga! 358 00:22:55,950 --> 00:22:56,950 Harunga! 359 00:22:57,490 --> 00:22:58,490 Harunga! Well, 360 00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:01,310 this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 361 00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:03,750 No, but it'll do till the nurse gets here. 362 00:23:21,930 --> 00:23:26,050 That's our show for the night. I'd like to thank our special guest star, Cindy 363 00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:27,570 Crawford. Yeah. 364 00:23:28,390 --> 00:23:29,390 Give it up. 365 00:23:29,570 --> 00:23:31,010 Let's hear it for her. Yeah. 366 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,409 Thanks, Crawford. 367 00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:34,610 I had a fun time working with all of you guys tonight. 368 00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:37,070 Except him. 369 00:23:37,370 --> 00:23:38,370 Who are you? 370 00:23:39,090 --> 00:23:40,670 Don't worry. I'll take care of it. What? 371 00:23:45,130 --> 00:23:46,210 That's my Cindy. 372 00:23:46,830 --> 00:23:48,430 Let's bossing over, baby. 373 00:23:48,690 --> 00:23:49,690 All right. 374 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,540 Hey, this better do the job. Relax, Johnny. It works every time. 375 00:23:57,780 --> 00:23:58,780 Uh -huh. 376 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,740 There you are, Johnny. I got a box of chocolates for you. No! 377 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,140 Uh, Sal? 378 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,480 Yeah, Johnny? 379 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:10,700 You all right? 380 00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:11,780 Yeah, why? 381 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,719 Oh, nothing. 382 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,100 Uh, what are you doing with those chocolates there? 383 00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:18,380 Where did these come from? 384 00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:22,620 Are they yours, Johnny? No, no. No, no. No, no. Uh, let's, uh... 385 00:24:22,830 --> 00:24:24,290 Let's take him home to Mama, huh? 386 00:24:24,490 --> 00:24:25,449 All right. 387 00:24:25,450 --> 00:24:28,450 Johnny Fiamma's taking his chocolates home to his mom. 388 00:24:29,670 --> 00:24:30,670 Thanks, Mom. 27967

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