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Well, let's see what's happening on Wall
Street.
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Still a bear market, I see.
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Money's moving slow, but salmon futures
are going along swimmingly.
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Oh, boy,
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I cracked myself up. I'm going to have
to start writing this stuff down.
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Salmon futures.
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Excuse me, I'm looking for the Muppet
Studio.
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Yeah, lady, you and the IRS.
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I'm a guest on the show, and I need to
know how to get into the studio.
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Listen, lady, can't you see I...
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Oh, they didn't tell me it was going to
be a bear.
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Bill, bring out the heavy stuff.
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Are you okay?
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Man, I hate the recoil on this thing. It
kicks like a... I want to be
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loved by you, just you. And nobody else
but you.
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You guys don't shake your booty?
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Excuse me? I was just talking to the
butterflies around my head.
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Okay, right. You do that, and I'm going
to go in there, okay?
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Bye -bye.
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Bye -bye.
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Oh, hello there. Thank you.
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Step right in.
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Oh, hi there, Bobo. Listen, is Cindy
Crawford here yet?
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Pretty.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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It's Muppet Tonight with our very
special guest star, Cindy Crawford. Yay!
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If you're a human being, take a break
from the race. Take a load off your
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wipe the look off your face. Got a lot
to do, and we do it for you.
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Everybody take your place for me
tonight.
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Tonight,
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tonight.
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We got it all for you.
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And now, here's the host of Muppets
Tonight, Paul Lifford.
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Welcome, welcome.
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What's up? What's up? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Welcome to Muppets Tonight, the show
that has people all over the country
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saying, Where's the remote?
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Our special guest tonight is the super
-duper supermodel, Cindy Crawford.
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But before we get to Cindy, here
straight from their two -week engagement
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Carnegie Hall are the Irish Rotons.
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When I was a young lad in a old county
court, my father said, son, don't eat
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with a fork.
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No need to say thank you, no need to say
thank me.
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Oh, that is a nice little bottle of
cheese.
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Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese.
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Man,
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this is stupid.
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Rats dancing some corny jig with dairy
products.
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Hey, hey, come on, Cliff. Don't be such
a stick in the mud. Get in touch with
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your red cheese.
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All right.
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of cheese brings a rat to his feet.
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He's the kind hero Mom used to see.
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Ain't that the truth?
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That's it, Toast Boys, boys. We're going
skinny dipping.
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Yay!
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You know, they're calling this show a
runaway hit.
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Yeah. Whenever it comes on, you'll want
to run...
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You want my body.
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Oh, how you doing, Mr. Callahan?
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The usual?
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No? Well, then try a little of this.
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Tastes good, huh?
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You like that, huh?
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Oh, think nothing of it, Mr. C. You
know, in the Middle East, a good burp is
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considered a compliment.
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And that particular compliment ought to
hit Cairo right about now.
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Yeah,
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he's in the back.
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I'll call him out.
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Calulis!
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Uh, one second, Mr. C.
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Calulis! Oh, thank you.
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Oh, Mr. Callahan, you're wearing the
violet contacts.
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Well, eat your heart out, Liz Taylor.
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Calulis, what's with the bat? Are you
going to play some cricket?
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Not cricket.
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Horsefly. There's been a big one buzzing
around me all day long. Really? And the
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next time he lands, I'm going to smash
him into...
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Whoa.
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Don't move, Mr. Callahan.
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Nice going, Clueless. You missed the fly
and you cold -cocked Mr.
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Callahan. Sorry.
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Will you just sing?
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All right.
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Pull.
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Pull.
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I see him. What? Hold still. What?
Where?
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Hold still,
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Clueless.
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little piece of trivia for you. Did you
know that our guest star, Cindy
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Crawford, got her start right here with
the Muppets?
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Yeah! She was a regular on a very
popular afternoon show, I'm sure you all
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remember, called the Kermit the Frog
Club.
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Who remembers the show?
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Okay, so maybe you don't remember, but
we're going to take a look at it anyway.
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Here's Cindy Crawford as one of the
original Frogateers.
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having fun yet? MIT!
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That's a swell university.
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That's the fifth time you've called out
your name tonight.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I can't help it. I have a
short -term memory.
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Okay,
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everybody. Today is Friday, and what
does that mean, huh?
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It's Friday!
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Well, yes, but it's also get -to -know
-your -frog -a -tear day.
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Oh, I like that. So today, let's meet
our newest frog -a -tear, Cinderella
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Crawfordopolis. Yay!
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Kermit. Hi there, Cindy. Why don't you
tell us a little about yourself? For
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example, what are your hobbies?
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Well, I like to dress up in really
pretty clothes and walk up and down my
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driveway. What would you like to do when
you grow up? The same thing, but get
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paid millions of dollars for it.
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Well, Cindy, just in case that doesn't
happen to work out, do you have any
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ideas of what you'd like to do?
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Well, I haven't really thought about it,
but it would be really neat, like, if I
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could have my own TV show and maybe call
it, like, House of Style or something
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like that.
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And it could be, like, on a music video
station.
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Then I could maybe segue it into, like,
a movie career or something. And maybe
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even, like, my own contract with a
cosmetics company.
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That would be really neat.
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Yeah, I just want to be a fireman.
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Well, wow, what an imagination, huh?
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Let's hear it for our own Cinderella
Crawfordopoulos.
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Oh, Cindy.
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Even when you were 14, you were pretty.
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Just thinking about you makes me want to
do a 60s retro montage fantasy.
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I thought love was only true in fairy
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tales.
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And for someone else, but not for me.
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Hey,
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Bobo, Bobo, man, you're ruining my song.
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Whoa, how boss.
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Mickey Dolenz, what are you doing in my
60s retro montage fantasy?
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Hang off my 60s retro alimony.
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Hey, hey,
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you want to finish your song with me?
Yeah, cool.
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Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
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I'm in love.
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I'm a believer. I could leave her if I
tried.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That I'm a believer.
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Yes. Yes, of course.
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I'm a believer.
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The monkeys.
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Oh, it's so clear to me now.
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I've got to find Cindy and declare my
eternal love for her.
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Attention,
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Johnny Fiamma fans.
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Now, for a limited time only, you can
get Johnny's greatest hits on one album.
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You'll get New York, New York.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Is that my cue?
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You'll also get Hooked on a Feeling.
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Ooga, ooga, ooga. I can't stop this
feeling.
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Deep inside.
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Sal. Sal.
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Yeah, Johnny. What are you doing, Sal?
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I'm doing the ooga chockers. I
understand you're ooga chocking, but you
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it while I'm singing. You throw me off.
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Sorry, Johnny.
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Stop this feeling.
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Oh, yes.
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Hello.
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I'm Johnny Fiamma with my associate Sal.
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Hi. And we're very excited about this
album. It's a real comer.
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Yeah, yeah, Johnny, you're going to make
loads of money on this one, just like
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on your other albums.
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What money? Remember the tax audit
thing?
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Oh, I forgot. Yeah, yeah. Johnny didn't
make no money on them albums.
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Albums, yes, yes. Anyway, this album is
coming right from my heart.
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And I'd really love you all to buy it.
Yeah, not just because Johnny's in debt,
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neither. Oh, and San Diego Bob, if
you're watching, stop hanging around
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house. You're scaring his ma.
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Hey, that is sweet, son.
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You haven't heard anything when you've
heard Johnny We Hardly Heard Ya. Who is
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that? Miss a little, and you miss it
all.
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Excuse me. What are you doing?
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I'm harm gigging. It's a bear mating
ritual.
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I'm going to ask Cindy out on a date.
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And I'm going to win her heart with
polka oil and fish heads and moss.
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Wait a second. You're going to ask Cindy
Crawford out on a date?
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Cut it out.
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I'm warning you. Cut it out.
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Why, it happened he loved her.
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Oh, I thought love was only true.
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Oh, no, we ain't sitting in that retro
60s malarkey again. Look, you want help,
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you ask me. I'm a regular Rudolph
Vermentino, wasn't I?
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Ah, who's that shit boy?
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Too sexy for my land, too sexy for my
land, New York and Japan.
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Wow, you are good.
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Well, can you help me? You betcha, Bear,
but who's washing the security desk for
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you? Oh, don't you worry, don't you
worry, I got that covered.
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It's a dozen cannolis because Dominic
Dalvecchio's coming and you know how he
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likes to eat. Uh -huh.
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Ow! Uh -oh.
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You know, Johnny. Yeah, kid. When the
light hits you a certain way, you look
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awful sharp.
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Yeah, kinda, kinda, kinda pretty -like.
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Excuse me.
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Randy and Randy Pig as Donnie and Art C.
Shell.
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Artie, look at all the girls.
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Oh, yes.
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What a day.
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Look, look, look.
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Donnie, Artie, the eggs are ready.
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I just like you like them, fellas.
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Sunny side up.
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Oh,
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now they're over easy.
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No, they're over ardent.
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I guess the yoke's on him.
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I don't get it.
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Oh, Stella.
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I know that bullet flew a squeal
anywhere.
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Come on, boys.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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I just forgot what a form -fitting
uniform you have.
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You mean old jellyfish stung me.
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Well, then there's only one thing to do.
The poison needs to be sucked out. I'll
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start at your lips.
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But he stung me on the foot.
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Hey, who's the doctor here?
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Champ, champ, champ, look, we found a
really weird beach ball.
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That's not a beach ball, you idiot. It's
a World War II mine.
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It's a what?
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It's a mine.
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No, it's a mine.
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No, it's a mine. No, it's a mine.
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That
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just
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goes to show a mine is a terrible thing
to waste.
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Tune in again for another honey -grazed
episode of Pay a Big Swap. Which one?
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Oh, test, test, testing. One, two,
three, test. Yes, gotcha, gotcha. Now
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remember, if you want Cindy to fall in
love with you, listen to your headset
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repeat everything I say. Repeat
everything I say?
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No, no, no, not yet. No, no, no, not
yet. Oh, oh, tease it, here she comes.
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oh, tease it, here she comes.
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Okay, all right, okay.
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Oh, hi, hi. Hi, Cindy.
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Hi. Can I talk at you now?
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Cindy, to me, you are like the nuts and
berries of the forest.
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Cindy, to me, a nut like you should be
buried in the forest.
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What exactly is that supposed to mean,
Bobo?
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Oh, brother, you sure muffed that one,
fatso.
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Oh, brother, you sure muffed that one,
fatso.
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You just call me fatso?
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Yeah. No!
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I was yelling at my ear.
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Talk to butterflies.
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You're yelling in your ear.
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Yeah. Oh, hi, Uncle Rizzo. We just came
back from the fair.
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Hey, that's a nice set of balloons you
got there. Maybe you'll let me play with
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them later.
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Maybe you'll let me play with them
later.
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What?
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I wasn't supposed to say that one, was
I?
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Hey, hello.
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again, and welcome to Swift Whips, the
bestest game show on TV. I'm your host,
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Snooki Blyer, and here are our
contestants, Buster and Callbacks
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Lithuania! Go Chips!
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Uh, fellas, we haven't started playing
the game yet. Okay, you're playing for
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Winky, a happy little beaver.
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Okay, for every correct answer, Winky
will get a nice chewy log for his dam.
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And by the by, the highly unlikely event
that there are no correct answers,
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Winky will be eaten alive by our very
own Carl the Big Mean Bunny.
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Okay, let's give our audience the
answer.
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The answer is automobile.
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All righty. You've got ten seconds. Here
come the clues.
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You drive it on the road and it has...
The Blue Man of Morocco.
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Go cheese.
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Rutherford B. Hayes. Fellas, fellas,
listen to the clues. You put gas in it.
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Shakespeare. June 7th, 1951. Will you
numbskulls give me a chance?
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Nice going.
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Sorry about that, Winky.
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Better luck next time.
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Oh, I guess there won't be a next time.
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Thank you.
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Origami. Gamal Abdul Nasser. Oh, shut
up. Tulips. Marguerite.
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What the business? Reward it.
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All righty, everyone. We're moving along
nicely, smoothly.
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Hey, Nigel. Oh, Nigel. Hey, Nigel. Hey,
do me a favor, huh? Sounds like I'm
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very, very weird. Help me out.
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Johnny! Not all Mary comes, huh? Do
something for me, would you? Johnny!
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Hey, Johnny, I got a pretty flower here.
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Johnny!
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Cue the next sketch in. Three, two, one,
go!
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It is time now for politics and punditry
from the Eagle's Nest.
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My guests tonight are Messrs. Andy and
Randy Pig.
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Messer, Messer, Messer, Messer, Messer,
Messer, Messer.
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Our topic is noise pollution. Andy Pig,
how would you control noise pollution?
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By making it nice and quiet.
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I'm astonished that answer actually had
something to do with the question.
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I know. We could put our fingers in our
ears. Yeah. That is the stupidest thing
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I've ever heard.
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Listen, now it is much quieter.
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00:19:22,341 --> 00:19:23,659
What? What?
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00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:26,160
What? Now, don't start that routine.
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00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:30,879
Once that business gets going, there's
no end to it. Huh? What? Once that
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00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,170
Christmas you went bowling in
Connecticut?
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00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,940
Well, yes, I did. But that has nothing
to do with what we're talking about.
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00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,060
What? What? I know how to end this
tomfoolery. What?
303
00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:46,680
Take a tingler's trout for your spears.
Take our fingers out of our ears? Okay.
304
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,600
Huh. Thanks every time. Good night,
everyone.
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00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,620
What? What? What? What?
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00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:53,900
Oh, I know. Okay.
307
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,460
Oh, Cindy.
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00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:59,160
Cindy. Hi. Hey, we have a question for
you.
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Okay. If you are a supermodel, what are
your superpowers here?
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00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,380
Well, I can do this.
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00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,290
Wow.
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00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:16,540
Cool. Cindy, do me. Do me, Cindy,
please.
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Ladies and gentlemen, come with me now
as we take you to an outdoor cafe in the
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heart of Barcelona where Cindy Crawford
and our own Kermit the Frog sing a very
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romantic duet.
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We
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00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:37,799
met
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00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:38,739
at nine.
319
00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:40,520
We met at eight.
320
00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:42,380
I was on time.
321
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:43,960
No, you were late.
322
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,340
Oh, yes.
323
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:49,300
I remember it well.
324
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:50,910
Come on.
325
00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:53,100
We dined with friends.
326
00:20:53,101 --> 00:20:56,159
Bobo, what are you doing? We dined
alone. I blew it with Cindy.
327
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,210
Tinner sang.
328
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,220
What did I do? We're on the air.
329
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:03,420
Yes, I remember it well.
330
00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:06,500
I feel all fuzzy inside. I need some
advice.
331
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,020
I remember that dazzling April moon.
332
00:21:09,021 --> 00:21:13,639
Bobo, whenever there's someone I have
special feelings for, I tell them how I
333
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,120
feel in my own words.
334
00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:19,909
Isn't that kind of corny? I'm a frog.
We're not known for our edge. Ah, that's
335
00:21:19,910 --> 00:21:23,470
right. Kermit, are we going to do this
number? Oh, I'm sorry, Cindy.
336
00:21:23,670 --> 00:21:25,170
No, Bobo, not right now.
337
00:21:25,990 --> 00:21:27,040
Cindy?
338
00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:31,870
Yes, Bobo, could this wait? Because I
was in the middle of my song. No, no,
339
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:32,940
Cindy, it can't.
340
00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:39,950
Cindy, when there's someone I have
special feelings for, I tell them how I
341
00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:41,650
And my own words.
342
00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:45,420
And, well, even if those aren't my own
words, I mean them.
343
00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:47,390
What are you trying to say, Bobo?
344
00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:54,590
Well, what I'm trying to say is... Oh,
345
00:21:54,990 --> 00:21:59,150
Bobo.
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00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:01,000
Wow!
347
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:07,870
Cindy, you know how to hurl the tool?
348
00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:10,210
Oh, let's dance!
349
00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:46,140
Can you believe that bear won the heart
of Cindy Crawford?
350
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,980
Yeah, what a bunch of nonsense.
351
00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:49,900
But it's worth a try.
352
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,020
Hey, nurse!
353
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,370
Well,
354
00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:01,420
this isn't exactly what I had in mind.
355
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,760
No, but it'll do till the nurse gets
here.
356
00:23:21,930 --> 00:23:26,049
That's our show for the night. I'd like
to thank our special guest star, Cindy
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00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:27,570
Crawford. Yeah.
358
00:23:28,390 --> 00:23:29,440
Give it up.
359
00:23:29,570 --> 00:23:31,010
Let's hear it for her. Yeah.
360
00:23:31,011 --> 00:23:32,409
Thanks, Crawford.
361
00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:35,000
I had a fun time working with all of you
guys tonight.
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00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:37,070
Except him.
363
00:23:37,370 --> 00:23:38,420
Who are you?
364
00:23:39,110 --> 00:23:40,970
Don't worry. I'll take care of it. What?
365
00:23:45,130 --> 00:23:46,210
That's my Cindy.
366
00:23:46,830 --> 00:23:48,430
Let's bossing over, baby.
367
00:23:48,690 --> 00:23:49,740
All right.
368
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,540
Hey, this better do the job. Relax,
Johnny. It works every time.
369
00:23:57,780 --> 00:23:58,830
Uh -huh.
370
00:23:59,780 --> 00:24:03,740
There you are, Johnny. I got a box of
chocolates for you. No!
371
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,080
Sal? Yeah, Johnny?
372
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:10,770
You all right?
373
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:11,850
Yeah, why?
374
00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:13,870
Oh, nothing.
375
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,510
What are you doing with those chocolates
there?
376
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,360
Where did these come from?
377
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,080
Are they yours, Johnny? No, no. No, no.
No, no.
378
00:24:21,081 --> 00:24:22,829
Let's, uh...
379
00:24:22,830 --> 00:24:24,450
Let's take him home to Mama, huh?
380
00:24:24,451 --> 00:24:25,449
All right.
381
00:24:25,450 --> 00:24:28,450
Johnny Fiamma's taking his chocolates
home to his mom.
382
00:24:28,621 --> 00:24:30,719
Thanks, Mom.
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00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:35,270
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