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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,539 --> 00:00:04,500 Okay. All right. Settle down, everybody. 2 00:00:05,140 --> 00:00:09,420 Settle down. I'd like to welcome everyone to our new Muppet Television 3 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:14,499 And here's Gonzo the Great to tell us about some of our new programs. Take it 4 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:16,479 away, Gonzo. Thank you very much, Kermit. 5 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,460 Let's see here. On Monday, we have Murphy Prawn. 6 00:00:20,330 --> 00:00:23,640 And the single duck in the city with his apartment full of friends. 7 00:00:23,730 --> 00:00:29,109 And for this evening's show right now, we have TBA followed by the X -Fly. 8 00:00:29,110 --> 00:00:34,169 Excuse me, Gonzo, but TBA means to be announced, which means we don't have a 9 00:00:34,170 --> 00:00:35,220 show for tonight. 10 00:00:35,450 --> 00:00:36,810 What? No show? 11 00:00:37,030 --> 00:00:38,430 Oh, man, that's terrible. 12 00:00:40,610 --> 00:00:44,629 Okay, on Saturday, we have... Wait, Gonzo, this is serious. We've got to put 13 00:00:44,630 --> 00:00:47,209 together a show for tonight, everybody. Are you all with me? 14 00:00:47,210 --> 00:00:48,260 Yeah! 15 00:00:48,261 --> 00:00:50,759 After all, we've been in worse spots before, right? 16 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:54,419 Right. But we all pulled together and made it work because we're a team, huh? 17 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:58,640 Right. Okay, all right. So who wants to volunteer to host this new show, huh? 18 00:00:59,220 --> 00:01:00,270 Oh, 19 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,980 baby, I love you. You know that. 20 00:01:04,660 --> 00:01:07,190 Congratulations, Clifford. You got your own show. 21 00:01:07,191 --> 00:01:08,179 Hold on, baby. 22 00:01:08,180 --> 00:01:09,580 My own show? 23 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,420 I've always wanted to have my own show. 24 00:01:12,620 --> 00:01:13,670 Man, this is great. 25 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:14,820 So when does it start? 26 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,320 Oh, in about 30 seconds. 27 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:18,950 I'll call you back. 28 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:28,400 It's Muppets Tonight with our very special guest star, Michelle Pfeiffer. 29 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:29,690 Yay! 30 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:35,720 If you're a human being, take a break from the race. Take a load off your 31 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:40,260 wipe the look off your face. Got a lot to do, and we do it for you. 32 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,540 Everybody take your place. 33 00:02:22,831 --> 00:02:24,859 we can do, huh? 34 00:02:24,860 --> 00:02:25,910 Six seconds. 35 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:30,100 Yo, yo, yo. And remember, no matter what happens, have fun. 36 00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:33,710 Everybody, 37 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,340 hang in there, everybody. 38 00:02:35,460 --> 00:02:36,720 We're on the air. 39 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:44,030 Clifford, Clifford, that's the supply cabinet. 40 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:47,580 I know that. It's a nice supply cabinet, too. Nice and quiet. 41 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,860 Let's cue the announcer, shall we? 42 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:51,570 Cue the announcer. 43 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,580 And now it's time for Muppets Tonight. 44 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:01,340 And here's the host of our show, Clifford. 45 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:02,850 Here I am, Clifford. 46 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:11,939 Hey, hey. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm Clifford, your homie made of 47 00:03:11,940 --> 00:03:15,899 foamy. Welcome to Muppets Tonight, a show that's going to change the face of 48 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:18,800 television and make it look a little something like this. 49 00:03:25,710 --> 00:03:30,250 To start things off, our first act is... Yo, Rizzo, what's our first act? 50 00:03:30,530 --> 00:03:34,269 Well, I hate to tell you this, Chief, but we don't have an opening act. As a 51 00:03:34,270 --> 00:03:37,329 matter of fact, we don't have a middle act and a closing act either. 52 00:03:37,330 --> 00:03:38,890 Oh, man, what are we going to do? 53 00:03:38,891 --> 00:03:42,449 Clifford, your problems are solved. I've got an act that's going to knock your 54 00:03:42,450 --> 00:03:44,250 socks off. Well, put them on, man. 55 00:03:44,251 --> 00:03:45,969 Your socks? 56 00:03:45,970 --> 00:03:48,250 No, the act. Oh, yes, okay. 57 00:03:49,410 --> 00:03:53,550 Muppets Tonight is proud to present Francois Fromage and his... 58 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:05,060 What, do you cheat? 59 00:04:37,870 --> 00:04:39,130 Ike from the loading dock. 60 00:04:39,270 --> 00:04:43,130 No, man, I mean somebody bigger. What about Ike's wife? She's huge. 61 00:04:46,070 --> 00:04:48,110 What's going on with the dancing cheese? 62 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:57,390 They melted, maybe. 63 00:04:57,610 --> 00:04:59,610 Of course they melted. Jesus! 64 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:02,430 It's the lights, the lights. 65 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:05,510 Oh, this is bad news. 66 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:07,690 We are way deep in the big... 67 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:13,319 What you gave us now, Rizzo, is if a world -famous superstar walks through 68 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:14,370 door. 69 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:15,930 That door? 70 00:05:16,420 --> 00:05:17,720 It's Miss Piggy. 71 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:23,179 Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. 72 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:25,779 that enough applause, Miss Piggy, or do you want me to goose it? 73 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:29,600 I have never seen that man before in my life. 74 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:31,640 Miss Piggy, what are you doing here? 75 00:05:32,020 --> 00:05:36,700 Well, rumor has it that you are looking for a guest star for tonight's show. 76 00:05:47,641 --> 00:05:50,599 do our show? Well, that's great. 77 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,010 But I thought you were busy doing infomercials. 78 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,050 Infomercials? 79 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:56,370 Just to laugh. 80 00:05:56,780 --> 00:05:57,830 I'm a star. 81 00:05:57,980 --> 00:06:02,219 I do not stoop the lowest to do infomercials. Hey, Miss Piggy, they're 82 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:04,140 one of those infomercials you don't do. 83 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:12,780 And remember, not only do my big wig hair extensions. 84 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,600 So that means you're going to be our guest star? 85 00:06:41,030 --> 00:06:42,130 Under one condition. 86 00:06:42,131 --> 00:06:44,029 Name it. 87 00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:47,390 You give my two nephews, Andy and Randy, a job on the show. 88 00:06:47,730 --> 00:06:50,790 Well, sure, Piggy. We're the little cocktail wieners. 89 00:06:51,650 --> 00:06:53,630 You! No, you're it! 90 00:06:53,910 --> 00:06:55,850 You're it! No! Andy, you ready? 91 00:06:56,190 --> 00:07:01,210 You're it! Come inside and meet your new employer. 92 00:07:02,310 --> 00:07:04,090 Bye -bye, boys. 93 00:07:04,370 --> 00:07:06,970 Goodbye, Auntie. Where are you going, Aunt Piggy? 94 00:07:13,230 --> 00:07:16,000 Which one of you fellas are Andy and which one's Randy? 95 00:07:16,190 --> 00:07:18,070 This job is too hard. 96 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:23,989 Man, you cats are stupid. Oh, yeah, well, you are the stupid one because we 97 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:25,040 not even cats. 98 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:28,090 Yes, we're, um, dogs. 99 00:07:28,850 --> 00:07:30,790 Look, a fire hydrant. 100 00:07:31,430 --> 00:07:35,410 Something tells me I'm going to regret hiring these two. 101 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:46,240 Miss Piggy as herself. 102 00:07:49,540 --> 00:07:52,440 Introducing Pamela Henderson as Pamela. 103 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:58,600 And Andy and Randy Pig as Donnie and Art C. Schell. 104 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,640 Hey, Chip, sing that Hawaiian song. 105 00:08:04,060 --> 00:08:08,960 Yeah. Why, sure, fellas. You mean the one that goes something like this? 106 00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:10,350 Like what? 107 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:21,600 Excuse me. 108 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:26,140 Do any of you boys know where I can find Champ Schwimmer? 109 00:08:26,580 --> 00:08:29,520 I'm his new assistant lifeguard. 110 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:35,010 What's he saying? 111 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:36,330 We do not know. 112 00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:37,780 Yeah, it's Hawaiian talk. 113 00:09:20,841 --> 00:09:28,509 Let's just let nature take its course and we'll concentrate on that mouth -to 114 00:09:28,510 --> 00:09:29,710 -mouth thing, shall we? 115 00:09:33,630 --> 00:09:34,680 Swiffer! 116 00:09:35,370 --> 00:09:36,420 Swiffer! 117 00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:08,229 Well, Chief, it looks like everything is under control. 118 00:10:08,230 --> 00:10:12,549 Man, that Miss Piggy may be a ham, but no matter how you slice it, she really 119 00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:16,089 brings home the bacon. Hey, hey, hey, don't use up all the pig metaphors. This 120 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:17,170 is only our first show. 121 00:10:17,171 --> 00:10:21,389 Clifford, Clifford, there you are. Yeah, I have someone I'd like you to meet. 122 00:10:21,390 --> 00:10:23,330 Miss Michelle Pfeiffer. Oh, wow. 123 00:10:23,630 --> 00:10:24,680 Hi, Clifford. Hey! 124 00:10:25,430 --> 00:10:30,149 Miss Pfeiffer has graciously agreed to be our guest star. Oh, man, that is 125 00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:34,770 great. And excuse me for saying so, Miss Pfeiffer, but you are drop dead gold. 126 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:40,100 Boss, boss, I gotta ask you... Michelle Pfeiffer! 127 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:46,599 See what I told you? Aw, that's sweet. But you know, everybody always thinks of 128 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:50,119 me as some glamorous movie star, and really, I'm just a simple, wholesome 129 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,170 next door. 130 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,460 Boy, I'm living in the wrong neighborhood. 131 00:10:53,461 --> 00:10:57,059 Uh, Clifford, could I just remind you of something? Uh, not now, for real. Yeah, 132 00:10:57,060 --> 00:10:59,350 but it's really important. I said not now, man. 133 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:03,340 Uh, Michelle, why don't you go on down to our special guest star dressing room, 134 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,600 and I'll get your script. 135 00:11:04,601 --> 00:11:07,379 Thanks, Clifford, and thanks for calling me, Kermie. This is going to be so much 136 00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:08,430 fun. 137 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:09,570 Yeah, 138 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:10,930 fun. 139 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:14,960 Man, she sure is wholesome. 140 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,000 Now, Rizzo, what was so important? 141 00:11:18,001 --> 00:11:21,819 Well, it's just that five minutes ago you asked Miss Piggy to guest star on 142 00:11:21,820 --> 00:11:25,739 show. Oh, wait a second. You mean we asked Michelle Pfeiffer and Miss Piggy 143 00:11:25,740 --> 00:11:27,119 guest star on the same show? 144 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,720 Yeah, I think maybe we did. 145 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:32,880 Brace you to the supply cabinet. 146 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:48,200 beautiful guest star, Miss Michelle Pfeiffer. 147 00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:50,960 Give it up. The woman's looking good. 148 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:56,859 Thank you, Clifford. I've always wanted to work with the Muppets. But, Michelle, 149 00:11:56,860 --> 00:12:01,760 this isn't the first time you work with us. It is. I never... Wait. No, no. 150 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:04,790 You're not going to show that old thing when I... Oh, yes, we are. 151 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:09,439 Ladies and gentlemen, come with us now as we look at Michelle Pfeiffer and the 152 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:10,840 Muppets from 1975. 153 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,340 Michelle, right there. 154 00:12:14,030 --> 00:12:19,109 Thank you and welcome to Muppet Matchup. Let's get right to it, shall we, and 155 00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:23,890 meet our groovy bachelorette. A young lady who likes growing organic food, 156 00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:29,390 hosting fondue parties, and dreams of someday being one of Charlie's Angels, 157 00:12:29,630 --> 00:12:31,550 Miss Michelle Pfeiffer -Manowitz. 158 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:38,670 Welcome to the show, Michelle. Are you ready to get down with the game? 159 00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:42,280 That would be far out, Kermit. Let's boogie with our bad selves. 160 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:47,989 Bachelor number one, I love a man with a good sense of humor. What's your idea 161 00:12:47,990 --> 00:12:49,040 of a fun date? 162 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:53,329 Well, Michelle, first I would take you to my lab where we'd scrape off some 163 00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:57,210 epidermis and examine the skin cells from our bippies. 164 00:12:58,270 --> 00:12:59,320 Freaky. 165 00:13:00,650 --> 00:13:02,510 Bachelor number two, same question? 166 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,750 That's not funny. That's sick. 167 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:12,120 Oh, uh, did I mention that we could manipulate time with our bippies? 168 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:16,520 Bachelor number one, you're funnier than the sweet hogs. 169 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:20,280 Um, bachelor number three, same question. 170 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,920 Michelle! Michelle! 171 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,380 Michelle! Michelle! 172 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,020 Michelle! Michelle! 173 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:27,500 Michelle! Michelle! 174 00:13:27,501 --> 00:13:28,719 Michelle! Michelle! 175 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:29,770 Wow, 176 00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:36,500 this is one trippy scene, man. My mood ring has gone all mellow, yo. 177 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,010 Who has my, did they? 178 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,420 Yeah, yeah. 179 00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:44,460 She even looked good back then. 180 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:47,600 So, so, Michelle, who you end up dating? 181 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,999 Bachelor number three, but I haven't seen him in years. I wonder if he's 182 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,050 changed. Michelle! 183 00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:54,220 Michelle! Michelle! 184 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:55,920 Michelle! Michelle! 185 00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:59,960 Michelle! An animal out of the cage. Quick, quick, quick, quick, cue 186 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:03,200 The Goosebanian dance number. Three, two, one, cue. 187 00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:06,770 Can I offer anybody some more schnitzel? 188 00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:08,230 Schnitzel! Schnitzel! 189 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,480 Schnitzel! Yo, 190 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:12,549 Rizzo, come here, come here, come here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 191 00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:14,350 Where's Miss Piggy? She's in makeup. 192 00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:15,520 Oh, good, good. 193 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,509 Where's Michelle? 194 00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:17,560 She's in wardrobe. 195 00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:19,250 Good, good, good. What's on stage? 196 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:20,950 Nigel, what's on stage? 197 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:25,380 Oh, the Cusbanian dance number. And then we got the Elvises coming up next. 198 00:14:25,381 --> 00:14:27,119 Well, that's a happening thing. 199 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,250 Right now, you and I have to keep Michelle and Miss Piggy apart. 200 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:34,279 Gotcha. I'll take Michelle, you take the pig. Oh, no, no, no. I will take 201 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,330 Michelle. 202 00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:36,630 Flip you for it. 203 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,170 Tails, 204 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,230 you lose. 205 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:43,890 Rats. 206 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:49,200 And now, once again, it's time for Great Moments in Elvis History. 207 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:52,360 Tonight... The Declaration of Independence. 208 00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:54,860 Say there, George Washington. 209 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,900 What's up there, Thomas Jefferson? 210 00:14:56,901 --> 00:14:59,899 Well, I was just wondering if you had any more of that there. 211 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,000 Cherry pie left. 212 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:04,160 I cannot tell a lie. I ate the whole thing. 213 00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:05,860 Oh, mercy. 214 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:11,360 Mr. Hancock, are you ready to sign the Declaration of Independence? 215 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,540 You're dang right I am. 216 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:16,440 Excellent. It will break all ties with the king. 217 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,340 Now wait just one Memphis minute. 218 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,720 I am the king. 219 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:25,119 Hey, now, looky here, Thomas Jefferson. You know that I'm the king. Oh, no, I'm 220 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,470 the king. No, I'm the king. Hold on a minute, boys. 221 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:28,870 I'm the king. 222 00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:31,500 Oh, don't make me use my karate on you. 223 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,190 Gentlemen, 224 00:15:33,191 --> 00:15:34,899 great news. 225 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:38,500 What's that, Ben Franklin? I have just discovered electricity. 226 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,330 Rockin' good news. 227 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:44,600 Now we can play these here electric guitars. 228 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,210 Mercy. 229 00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:10,699 Join us for another great moment in Elvis history Next week, Elvis of Arabia 230 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,480 Dang, it's hot out here 231 00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:25,320 Say, I'm a big fan of yours. 232 00:16:25,321 --> 00:16:28,819 Of course you are, dear. Where would you like me to sign? Oh, no, no. I'm not 233 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:29,979 here for your autograph. 234 00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:33,979 Look, if this is about the hair extensions, I am not responsible for 235 00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:37,320 did to your hair or your pots. No, no, no. I'm Michelle Pfeiffer. 236 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,410 Oh! 237 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:40,750 Oh! 238 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,950 Oh! 239 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:43,360 Of course! 240 00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:44,940 Bonnie Pfeiffer's wife. 241 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:48,360 You must be here to see Mula's grand return to television. 242 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:51,520 Actually, I'm the guest star on the show tonight. 243 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:53,470 What? 244 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:56,730 Playing Maria von Trappen, the big musical number. See? 245 00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:57,910 Michelle, take... 246 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:24,549 Marie von Trapp, you're a pig. 247 00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,069 I know I'm a pig. 248 00:17:27,329 --> 00:17:31,550 You, you, you, you, Jezebel. Now, Miss Piggy, let's not resort to name 249 00:17:31,610 --> 00:17:36,070 please. Too late, too late. Jezebel, Jezebel, Jezebel, Jezebel, Jezebel. 250 00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:40,550 I'll take care of this, Rizzo. I know exactly how to handle a lady. Jezebel, 251 00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:43,829 Jezebel, Jezebel. Girls, girls, girls, there seems to be some misunderstanding 252 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:44,880 here. 253 00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:03,650 number from the sound of music number. 254 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:05,590 I hope you enjoy it. 255 00:18:05,591 --> 00:18:07,669 This way, cheap, right back here. Thanks, Mom. 256 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,690 Careful. Do I have to go to school today? 257 00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:11,080 Brother. 258 00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:12,860 Maria! 259 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:14,470 Here she is. 260 00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:16,070 All right, children. 261 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,270 Let's start at the very beginning. 262 00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:22,670 A very good place to start. 263 00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:27,510 When you spell, you begin with... Gee, I didn't know there'd be a test. 264 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:32,630 With Do Re Mi. 265 00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:34,140 Do, 266 00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:37,470 a deer, a female deer. 267 00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:40,210 Re, a drop of golden sun. 268 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:43,630 And he, a name I call myself. 269 00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:46,290 Fa, a long, long way to run. 270 00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:50,490 No, no, no. Children, I am not Aunt Piggy. I am Maria. 271 00:18:50,770 --> 00:18:53,530 No, no, children. I am Maria. 272 00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:57,690 Children, children, come here. I'd like to sing you a song in key. 273 00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:07,820 Children, children, I have some candy for you. Come here. 274 00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:12,829 Doorbells and sleigh bells and warm woolen mittens. Hey, when do we get our 275 00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:13,910 candy? Shut up. 276 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,120 Michelle! Michelle! 277 00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:46,420 Michelle! Michelle! 278 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,340 Michelle! That means the dog. 279 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:52,060 Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! Digger! 280 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,010 Yo, 281 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:58,520 Kern, I was worried at first, but I think things are going pretty well. 282 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,640 Oh, hey. 283 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,040 Oh, my little doggy! 284 00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:09,800 I've had it with that Pfeiffer. I'll show that tiny... Quick, 285 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,740 give me a T word. T -fine. Turtle. 286 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,700 ladies have made up. Oh, we have. 287 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:07,739 And I realized that this was not Michelle's fault. And I know it's not 288 00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:10,960 fault. We both realized it was your fault. 289 00:21:10,961 --> 00:21:17,019 Don't worry, Clifford. It'll all go smoother next week. All right. Thank 290 00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:19,490 Piggy. Thank you, Michelle. Thank you, everybody. 291 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:29,080 We're back for more TGIF, which will now stand for Thank Goodness I'm Freaky. 292 00:21:29,101 --> 00:21:36,429 Yo, Rizzo, where's the dancing cheeses? I'd like to thank them for all the work 293 00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:37,009 they did. 294 00:21:37,010 --> 00:21:38,060 Let me do that for you. 295 00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:41,610 Thank you, dancing cheeses, for all your hard work. 296 00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:45,450 Oh, man, you ate the cheeses? Of course I ate the cheeses. 297 00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:46,990 I'm a rat. They're cheese. 298 00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:48,810 It's the circle of life. 299 00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:53,410 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 23706

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