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Okay. All right. Settle down, everybody.
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Settle down. I'd like to welcome
everyone to our new Muppet Television
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And here's Gonzo the Great to tell us
about some of our new programs. Take it
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away, Gonzo. Thank you very much,
Kermit.
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Let's see here. On Monday, we have
Murphy Prawn.
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And the single duck in the city with his
apartment full of friends.
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And for this evening's show right now,
we have TBA followed by the X -Fly.
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Excuse me, Gonzo, but TBA means to be
announced, which means we don't have a
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show for tonight.
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What? No show?
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Oh, man, that's terrible.
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Okay, on Saturday, we have... Wait,
Gonzo, this is serious. We've got to put
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together a show for tonight, everybody.
Are you all with me?
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Yeah!
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After all, we've been in worse spots
before, right?
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Right. But we all pulled together and
made it work because we're a team, huh?
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Right. Okay, all right. So who wants to
volunteer to host this new show, huh?
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Oh,
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baby, I love you. You know that.
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Congratulations, Clifford. You got your
own show.
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Hold on, baby.
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My own show?
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I've always wanted to have my own show.
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Man, this is great.
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So when does it start?
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Oh, in about 30 seconds.
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I'll call you back.
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It's Muppets Tonight with our very
special guest star, Michelle Pfeiffer.
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Yay!
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If you're a human being, take a break
from the race. Take a load off your
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wipe the look off your face. Got a lot
to do, and we do it for you.
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Everybody take your place.
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we can do, huh?
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Six seconds.
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Yo, yo, yo. And remember, no matter what
happens, have fun.
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Everybody,
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hang in there, everybody.
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We're on the air.
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Clifford, Clifford, that's the supply
cabinet.
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I know that. It's a nice supply cabinet,
too. Nice and quiet.
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Let's cue the announcer, shall we?
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Cue the announcer.
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And now it's time for Muppets Tonight.
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And here's the host of our show,
Clifford.
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Here I am, Clifford.
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Hey, hey. Thank you, thank you, thank
you. I'm Clifford, your homie made of
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foamy. Welcome to Muppets Tonight, a
show that's going to change the face of
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television and make it look a little
something like this.
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To start things off, our first act is...
Yo, Rizzo, what's our first act?
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Well, I hate to tell you this, Chief,
but we don't have an opening act. As a
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matter of fact, we don't have a middle
act and a closing act either.
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Oh, man, what are we going to do?
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Clifford, your problems are solved. I've
got an act that's going to knock your
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socks off. Well, put them on, man.
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Your socks?
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No, the act. Oh, yes, okay.
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Muppets Tonight is proud to present
Francois Fromage and his...
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What, do you cheat?
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Ike from the loading dock.
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No, man, I mean somebody bigger. What
about Ike's wife? She's huge.
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What's going on with the dancing cheese?
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They melted, maybe.
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Of course they melted. Jesus!
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It's the lights, the lights.
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Oh, this is bad news.
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We are way deep in the big...
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What you gave us now, Rizzo, is if a
world -famous superstar walks through
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door.
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That door?
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It's Miss Piggy.
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Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
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that enough applause, Miss Piggy, or do
you want me to goose it?
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I have never seen that man before in my
life.
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Miss Piggy, what are you doing here?
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Well, rumor has it that you are looking
for a guest star for tonight's show.
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do our show? Well, that's great.
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But I thought you were busy doing
infomercials.
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Infomercials?
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Just to laugh.
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I'm a star.
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I do not stoop the lowest to do
infomercials. Hey, Miss Piggy, they're
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one of those infomercials you don't do.
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And remember, not only do my big wig
hair extensions.
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So that means you're going to be our
guest star?
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Under one condition.
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Name it.
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You give my two nephews, Andy and Randy,
a job on the show.
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Well, sure, Piggy. We're the little
cocktail wieners.
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You! No, you're it!
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You're it! No! Andy, you ready?
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You're it! Come inside and meet your new
employer.
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Bye -bye, boys.
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Goodbye, Auntie. Where are you going,
Aunt Piggy?
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Which one of you fellas are Andy and
which one's Randy?
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This job is too hard.
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Man, you cats are stupid. Oh, yeah,
well, you are the stupid one because we
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not even cats.
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Yes, we're, um, dogs.
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Look, a fire hydrant.
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Something tells me I'm going to regret
hiring these two.
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Miss Piggy as herself.
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Introducing Pamela Henderson as Pamela.
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And Andy and Randy Pig as Donnie and Art
C. Schell.
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Hey, Chip, sing that Hawaiian song.
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Yeah. Why, sure, fellas. You mean the
one that goes something like this?
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Like what?
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Excuse me.
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Do any of you boys know where I can find
Champ Schwimmer?
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I'm his new assistant lifeguard.
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What's he saying?
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We do not know.
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Yeah, it's Hawaiian talk.
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Let's just let nature take its course
and we'll concentrate on that mouth -to
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-mouth thing, shall we?
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Swiffer!
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Swiffer!
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Well, Chief, it looks like everything is
under control.
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Man, that Miss Piggy may be a ham, but
no matter how you slice it, she really
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brings home the bacon. Hey, hey, hey,
don't use up all the pig metaphors. This
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is only our first show.
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Clifford, Clifford, there you are. Yeah,
I have someone I'd like you to meet.
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Miss Michelle Pfeiffer. Oh, wow.
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Hi, Clifford. Hey!
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Miss Pfeiffer has graciously agreed to
be our guest star. Oh, man, that is
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great. And excuse me for saying so, Miss
Pfeiffer, but you are drop dead gold.
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Boss, boss, I gotta ask you... Michelle
Pfeiffer!
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See what I told you? Aw, that's sweet.
But you know, everybody always thinks of
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me as some glamorous movie star, and
really, I'm just a simple, wholesome
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next door.
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Boy, I'm living in the wrong
neighborhood.
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Uh, Clifford, could I just remind you of
something? Uh, not now, for real. Yeah,
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but it's really important. I said not
now, man.
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Uh, Michelle, why don't you go on down
to our special guest star dressing room,
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and I'll get your script.
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Thanks, Clifford, and thanks for calling
me, Kermie. This is going to be so much
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fun.
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Yeah,
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fun.
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Man, she sure is wholesome.
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Now, Rizzo, what was so important?
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Well, it's just that five minutes ago
you asked Miss Piggy to guest star on
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show. Oh, wait a second. You mean we
asked Michelle Pfeiffer and Miss Piggy
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guest star on the same show?
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Yeah, I think maybe we did.
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Brace you to the supply cabinet.
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beautiful guest star, Miss Michelle
Pfeiffer.
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Give it up. The woman's looking good.
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Thank you, Clifford. I've always wanted
to work with the Muppets. But, Michelle,
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this isn't the first time you work with
us. It is. I never... Wait. No, no.
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You're not going to show that old thing
when I... Oh, yes, we are.
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Ladies and gentlemen, come with us now
as we look at Michelle Pfeiffer and the
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Muppets from 1975.
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Michelle, right there.
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Thank you and welcome to Muppet Matchup.
Let's get right to it, shall we, and
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meet our groovy bachelorette. A young
lady who likes growing organic food,
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hosting fondue parties, and dreams of
someday being one of Charlie's Angels,
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Miss Michelle Pfeiffer -Manowitz.
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Welcome to the show, Michelle. Are you
ready to get down with the game?
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That would be far out, Kermit. Let's
boogie with our bad selves.
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Bachelor number one, I love a man with a
good sense of humor. What's your idea
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of a fun date?
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Well, Michelle, first I would take you
to my lab where we'd scrape off some
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epidermis and examine the skin cells
from our bippies.
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Freaky.
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Bachelor number two, same question?
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That's not funny. That's sick.
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Oh, uh, did I mention that we could
manipulate time with our bippies?
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Bachelor number one, you're funnier than
the sweet hogs.
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Um, bachelor number three, same
question.
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Michelle! Michelle!
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Michelle! Michelle!
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Michelle! Michelle!
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Michelle! Michelle!
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Michelle! Michelle!
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Wow,
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this is one trippy scene, man. My mood
ring has gone all mellow, yo.
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Who has my, did they?
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Yeah, yeah.
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She even looked good back then.
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So, so, Michelle, who you end up dating?
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Bachelor number three, but I haven't
seen him in years. I wonder if he's
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changed. Michelle!
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Michelle! Michelle!
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Michelle! Michelle!
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Michelle! An animal out of the cage.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, cue
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The Goosebanian dance number. Three,
two, one, cue.
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Can I offer anybody some more schnitzel?
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Schnitzel! Schnitzel!
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Schnitzel! Yo,
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Rizzo, come here, come here, come here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Where's Miss Piggy? She's in makeup.
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Oh, good, good.
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Where's Michelle?
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She's in wardrobe.
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Good, good, good. What's on stage?
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Nigel, what's on stage?
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Oh, the Cusbanian dance number. And then
we got the Elvises coming up next.
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Well, that's a happening thing.
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Right now, you and I have to keep
Michelle and Miss Piggy apart.
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Gotcha. I'll take Michelle, you take the
pig. Oh, no, no, no. I will take
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Michelle.
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Flip you for it.
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Tails,
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you lose.
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Rats.
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And now, once again, it's time for Great
Moments in Elvis History.
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Tonight... The Declaration of
Independence.
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Say there, George Washington.
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What's up there, Thomas Jefferson?
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Well, I was just wondering if you had
any more of that there.
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Cherry pie left.
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I cannot tell a lie. I ate the whole
thing.
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Oh, mercy.
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Mr. Hancock, are you ready to sign the
Declaration of Independence?
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You're dang right I am.
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Excellent. It will break all ties with
the king.
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Now wait just one Memphis minute.
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I am the king.
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Hey, now, looky here, Thomas Jefferson.
You know that I'm the king. Oh, no, I'm
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the king. No, I'm the king. Hold on a
minute, boys.
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I'm the king.
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Oh, don't make me use my karate on you.
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Gentlemen,
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great news.
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What's that, Ben Franklin? I have just
discovered electricity.
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Rockin' good news.
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Now we can play these here electric
guitars.
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Mercy.
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Join us for another great moment in
Elvis history Next week, Elvis of Arabia
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Dang, it's hot out here
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Say, I'm a big fan of yours.
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Of course you are, dear. Where would you
like me to sign? Oh, no, no. I'm not
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here for your autograph.
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Look, if this is about the hair
extensions, I am not responsible for
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did to your hair or your pots. No, no,
no. I'm Michelle Pfeiffer.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Of course!
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Bonnie Pfeiffer's wife.
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You must be here to see Mula's grand
return to television.
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Actually, I'm the guest star on the show
tonight.
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What?
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Playing Maria von Trappen, the big
musical number. See?
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Michelle, take...
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Marie von Trapp, you're a pig.
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I know I'm a pig.
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You, you, you, you, Jezebel. Now, Miss
Piggy, let's not resort to name
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please. Too late, too late. Jezebel,
Jezebel, Jezebel, Jezebel, Jezebel.
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I'll take care of this, Rizzo. I know
exactly how to handle a lady. Jezebel,
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Jezebel, Jezebel. Girls, girls, girls,
there seems to be some misunderstanding
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here.
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number from the sound of music number.
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I hope you enjoy it.
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This way, cheap, right back here.
Thanks, Mom.
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Careful. Do I have to go to school
today?
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Brother.
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Maria!
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Here she is.
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All right, children.
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Let's start at the very beginning.
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A very good place to start.
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When you spell, you begin with... Gee, I
didn't know there'd be a test.
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With Do Re Mi.
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Do,
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a deer, a female deer.
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Re, a drop of golden sun.
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And he, a name I call myself.
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Fa, a long, long way to run.
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No, no, no. Children, I am not Aunt
Piggy. I am Maria.
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No, no, children. I am Maria.
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Children, children, come here. I'd like
to sing you a song in key.
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Children, children, I have some candy
for you. Come here.
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Doorbells and sleigh bells and warm
woolen mittens. Hey, when do we get our
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candy? Shut up.
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Michelle! Michelle!
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Michelle! Michelle!
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Michelle! That means the dog.
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Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! Digger!
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Yo,
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Kern, I was worried at first, but I
think things are going pretty well.
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Oh, hey.
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Oh, my little doggy!
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I've had it with that Pfeiffer. I'll
show that tiny... Quick,
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give me a T word. T -fine. Turtle.
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ladies have made up. Oh, we have.
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And I realized that this was not
Michelle's fault. And I know it's not
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fault. We both realized it was your
fault.
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Don't worry, Clifford. It'll all go
smoother next week. All right. Thank
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Piggy. Thank you, Michelle. Thank you,
everybody.
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We're back for more TGIF, which will now
stand for Thank Goodness I'm Freaky.
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Yo, Rizzo, where's the dancing cheeses?
I'd like to thank them for all the work
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they did.
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Let me do that for you.
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Thank you, dancing cheeses, for all your
hard work.
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Oh, man, you ate the cheeses? Of course
I ate the cheeses.
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I'm a rat. They're cheese.
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It's the circle of life.
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