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Eat dinner.

Namaste. Namaste.

Well.

You're going to be such a great instructor.

You're spending time with my stepmom.

Have I ever bullshitted you?

Cool.

Pauline. Oh my god, why does he have to be so cute?

To torture you.

He's gonna get me in trouble.

So what?

He's 18 and you're 30.

Something. Why not have a little trouble?

That would be so wrong.

But it does kind of remind me of the MILF pact.

Legend has it that back in 2015...

A group of four stepmothers formed an alliance called the MILF Pact. For those

of you living under a rock, MILF Pacts are basically where a group of women

a pact to seduce their stepson within a specific time frame.

What's the MILF Pact?

It's basically a pact... that stepmoms make to, you know, overcome their

attraction to their stepson.

I mean, Pauline and I are in it together.

But you don't want to overcome your attraction, do you?

Well, I mean, yes and no.

The way it works is there's a time limit. So I have until February 14th to

seduce Cole or I lose all hope of fucking him ever again.

Where did you find this group?

Reddit.

Oh, my God. It's probably a scam.

No, it's not.

There's at least 400 women in California alone that are in MILF packs.

That many women want to fuck their step -sons?

I guess.

How many people are in your packs?

Well, there's supposed to be four, but one just dropped out.

Oh, there is a free spot?

It's all online now.

First, you sign the contract.

Then you start working your plan.

To seduce the unseducible.

So, tell me about the other women in this group.

Well, one of them does our Zoom meet -up calls without her camera on.

I guess she's hyper -paranoid. And the other woman?

I've been waiting 20 minutes to place my order.

I have customers.

I'm a customer.

You want my fat mom? I don't fucking care. I want my hot tea and my hard

egg.

I'll just have a black coffee, please. You bitches better tip well.

I

don't

do assholes.

Yeah, I know.

Namaste.

So, this yoga studio, it's not just

for exercise, right? I mean, it's kind of a place for therapy?

It's going to be a holistic approach to health and well -being.

In that case, can I ask you a hypothetical question?

Of course.

What if you have a client whose husband can't...

perform you know like sexually um okay like

what if um he travels a lot and you know he just can't keep her

satisfied what would you suggest um uh well

hypothetically um i i would suggest maybe some some breathing and some uh

and work Reflection?

Well, breathing and meditation aren't going to help me, her, get any

closer to having an orgasm.

Um, then I would suggest some self -care.

And what if she needed something more?

And what if that something was standing right in front of her?

I don't think I understand.

I think you do.

I need sex.

I thought that was hypothetical.

No, you didn't.

I think you have a lot of potential to heal me.

And you're just letting society bias you.

Not society, it's morals.

Is there something so wrong about two people connecting spiritually and

physically and helping each other grow?

No.

I need you to help me heal Cole.

And I know that you want to.

I've seen the way he's been looking at me. Yeah.

While doing these classes.

Thank you.

How long have you been waiting to do that?

A long time

Thank you.

It's a great way to finish the class.

Oh, yeah. Are you going to do this with all of your students?

Or just the good ones? Just the good ones.

You're such a good instructor. I'm sure you'll have lots of volunteers.

Hopefully.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, no.

I think we both need a hug.

I'm very happy.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, my God.

Cock reaches my face perfectly.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Namaste.