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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.MY-SUBS.org 2 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:58,693 -Oh, uh, wait, wait. -What? 3 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:02,296 I just wasn't totally ready for my underwear 4 00:01:02,329 --> 00:01:04,966 to come off yet, but that's fine. 5 00:01:10,004 --> 00:01:12,540 Do you have a condom? 6 00:01:12,574 --> 00:01:15,175 Uh, do we have to? 7 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:16,844 Well, have you had sex with anyone else 8 00:01:16,878 --> 00:01:18,913 in the last few weeks? 9 00:01:18,947 --> 00:01:22,349 Weeks? Uh, yeah, obviously. 10 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:25,520 Well then, yeah, we... We have to. 11 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:28,121 I can't stay hard with a condom on. 12 00:01:28,155 --> 00:01:29,958 Don't you want me to fuck you? 13 00:01:29,991 --> 00:01:33,561 I mean, not without a condom. 14 00:01:35,162 --> 00:01:36,564 Okay. 15 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:46,273 Okay. 16 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:51,045 How'd you sleep? 17 00:01:51,079 --> 00:01:53,480 -Um, don't interrupt. -What? 18 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:55,482 Um, I need to complete this yawn, 19 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:57,785 and every time you make a sound, I have to start over. 20 00:01:57,819 --> 00:02:01,689 So just, uh, you know, don't move or talk, okay? 21 00:02:01,723 --> 00:02:02,724 Okay. 22 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:10,064 -It's... It's contagious. -It's just interrupting. 23 00:02:10,098 --> 00:02:11,599 Sorry. 24 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:16,537 I hear you doing it. 25 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:17,739 I'm not doing it. 26 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:21,709 Okay, I don't care. 27 00:02:21,743 --> 00:02:27,582 Um. Yeah, what are you, uh, what are you up to today? 28 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:29,117 You working? 29 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,718 No, um, I actually, 30 00:02:30,752 --> 00:02:32,987 I got a lot of studying done this week, 31 00:02:33,021 --> 00:02:35,990 so yeah, I'm free. 32 00:02:36,024 --> 00:02:37,157 What are you doing? 33 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:39,259 Might get breakfast with the guys. 34 00:02:42,096 --> 00:02:43,296 Cool. 35 00:02:44,666 --> 00:02:47,635 Love the guys. Okay, I'm gonna go. 36 00:02:48,503 --> 00:02:51,673 Aw, I wasn't kicking you out. 37 00:02:51,706 --> 00:02:55,777 And you could have stayed for like 15 more minutes? 38 00:03:12,126 --> 00:03:13,360 Hi. 39 00:03:14,062 --> 00:03:15,195 Did you just leave? 40 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:17,031 No, five minutes away. 41 00:03:17,065 --> 00:03:18,365 You're so full of shit. 42 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:20,168 You've never been five minutes away in your whole life. 43 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,401 Do you hear me? 44 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:22,704 If you were five minutes away, you'd be up here. 45 00:03:22,737 --> 00:03:24,939 This is five minutes away. You're giving 17, okay? 46 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,974 You're giving me Blair Witch fucking Cloverfield energy. 47 00:03:27,008 --> 00:03:29,342 I have to go. It is dangerous for a woman to walk 48 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,778 -while being on the phone. -It is not. 49 00:03:30,812 --> 00:03:33,581 It is safer with me, with my voice, on the phone. 50 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,783 You hear me? Stay away from her! 51 00:03:35,817 --> 00:03:36,617 Fuck! 52 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:37,919 Oh, I forgot to get her something. 53 00:03:37,952 --> 00:03:39,887 What did you get her? Can we... Can we split it? 54 00:03:39,921 --> 00:03:42,790 What? No. I got her a cupcake. 55 00:03:42,824 --> 00:03:43,825 Good idea. 56 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:56,904 I mean, that's a lot of friends that you have. 57 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:58,506 Happy birthday. 58 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,977 I um, I... I got you an ice cream cake. 59 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:04,112 An ice cream cake? 60 00:04:04,145 --> 00:04:06,581 Lucas, Lucas, she got me an ice cream cake. 61 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:08,916 That is so n... You know me so well. 62 00:04:08,950 --> 00:04:11,018 I was really hoping I could shit my pants tonight, 63 00:04:11,052 --> 00:04:14,956 and now, with your help, I think I can finally do it. 64 00:04:15,990 --> 00:04:17,324 So thank you. 65 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:20,228 You don't have to eat it. It can just be like for vibes. 66 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,729 No, I... I get it. 67 00:04:21,763 --> 00:04:24,165 It's like, what do you even get your lactose intolerant friend 68 00:04:24,198 --> 00:04:27,769 who's also struggled with an eating disorder her entire life? 69 00:04:28,236 --> 00:04:30,303 Sorry. 70 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:31,773 Like, who am I? Marie Antoinette? 71 00:04:31,806 --> 00:04:34,509 Pretty sure Marie Antoinette wasn't a total bitch. 72 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:36,911 Has Evan still not responded? 73 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,279 Have you ever seen something more humiliating 74 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:41,215 in your entire life? 75 00:04:41,249 --> 00:04:42,850 No, seriously, be honest. 76 00:04:44,819 --> 00:04:46,521 Well, actually, yesterday I double-checked my dating apps 77 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:47,722 to make sure they weren't paused 78 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:50,024 because I haven't had a match in three months. 79 00:04:50,925 --> 00:04:51,859 So, yeah. 80 00:04:51,893 --> 00:04:53,795 Well, he actually was in my dream, though. 81 00:04:53,828 --> 00:04:55,696 Like, I know that's something people say as an excuse 82 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:57,932 to text someone, but he actually was in it. 83 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:01,536 So if anything, it would be weird like not to tell him. 84 00:05:01,569 --> 00:05:03,336 Better to regret than to wonder. 85 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:04,539 Well, no, 'cause the problem is 86 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,373 now I can't invite him to my party, 87 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:07,542 and he's not not the reason 88 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:09,777 I decided to throw one in the first place. 89 00:05:09,811 --> 00:05:12,680 Jake once went nine months without ever texting me at all 90 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:14,615 and now I get a meme, like once a week. 91 00:05:14,649 --> 00:05:16,416 Yeah, you and your sociopathic fuck buddy 92 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:18,085 aren't really like goals. 93 00:05:18,119 --> 00:05:20,487 Well, I just... I kind of think that's the closest thing you can get 94 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,557 to a real relationship now. 95 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:23,658 No one is supposed to know 96 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,126 this many opportunities exist for them. 97 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:28,428 He's supposed to know three women and then choose me. 98 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:30,430 So your ideal dating scenario is like 99 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:32,332 Little House on the Prairie. 100 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:33,668 Yeah, or like the distant future 101 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:35,368 where everyone else is dead. 102 00:05:35,402 --> 00:05:36,436 You know, in the apocalyptic future, 103 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:39,273 they won't have Matcha. Probably. 104 00:05:39,307 --> 00:05:41,108 Will you survive without Matcha? 105 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,978 No, Ally, you do not have to do this. 106 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,847 No, no, no, no, no. Do not move it to your mouth. 107 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,982 No, no, no. Give that to me. Kill me instead. 108 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:50,218 - I'll take the fucking bullet for you. Oh, no. 109 00:05:50,251 --> 00:05:52,820 I got it. I got the gun. 110 00:05:52,854 --> 00:05:55,723 Everyone back the fuck up. Okay? 111 00:05:56,290 --> 00:06:00,695 The gun is now a cat. 112 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,063 Do we even want to go to this anymore? 113 00:06:02,096 --> 00:06:04,799 Your birthday party? There's nothing there for me. 114 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:06,000 It'll be fun. 115 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,569 And if not, I'm sure you'll get a great story out of it. 116 00:06:08,603 --> 00:06:10,470 Conversational or Instagram? 117 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:11,639 Conversational. 118 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:12,940 I bet if we go through your phone, 119 00:06:12,974 --> 00:06:14,942 we can find you someone else to hook up with tonight. 120 00:06:14,976 --> 00:06:16,677 Or we could do an activity 121 00:06:16,711 --> 00:06:19,113 that would have you guys pass the Bechdel test. 122 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,148 You know, the guy Cooper actually liked my photo yesterday 123 00:06:21,182 --> 00:06:24,252 after not engaging with my profile for like a year. 124 00:06:24,285 --> 00:06:25,686 Perfect. 125 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,356 - I gotta make a toast. - I always do. 126 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,523 To Ally. 127 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:32,425 Just another year older. 128 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:33,895 Always beautiful. 129 00:06:33,928 --> 00:06:36,664 To the infinite wisdom you bestow upon us. 130 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:40,868 Whether it's the benefits of ingesting hyaluronic acid 131 00:06:40,902 --> 00:06:45,239 or the merits of applying it topically. 132 00:06:45,273 --> 00:06:46,507 Ally! 133 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,809 My friend is at the door. Can you help her get in? 134 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:50,745 They shouldn't have a problem. Just tell them to say my name. 135 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:53,413 The bouncer said they're at capacity. 136 00:06:54,282 --> 00:06:55,750 At capacity. 137 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,752 -Bet you didn't see that coming. -I did. 138 00:06:57,785 --> 00:07:00,487 So smart telling me to invite every guy in my DMs. 139 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:01,889 - Did I say that? - You know her. 140 00:07:01,923 --> 00:07:03,624 She's really... 141 00:07:03,658 --> 00:07:05,526 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 142 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:11,732 - Excuse me. - Sorry. 143 00:07:11,766 --> 00:07:13,935 -I'm s... I'm sorry. -No, no. I'm so sorry. I... 144 00:07:13,968 --> 00:07:18,005 You were just standing there. I'm sorry I opened the door. 145 00:07:18,039 --> 00:07:21,742 Opening a door doesn't require an apology either, so. 146 00:07:21,776 --> 00:07:22,910 Yeah. 147 00:07:22,944 --> 00:07:26,514 I'm so sorry. You probably want to use the restroom. 148 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:27,982 Oh, I do. Yeah. 149 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:29,016 -Yeah. Of course. -Yeah. 150 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:32,920 Sorry. 151 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:49,570 -Are you bored? -No. Why? 152 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,839 Well, you're on your phone at a party. 153 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,775 Right. Well, I didn't want to seem creepy, 154 00:07:54,809 --> 00:07:56,277 you know, standing here just staring at people. 155 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:59,547 So I'm on my phone for the benefit of others, really. 156 00:08:00,348 --> 00:08:01,481 Did you think I looked creepy 157 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:03,017 standing alone, not looking at my phone? 158 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:05,453 No. I thought you looked cool and mysterious. 159 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,687 Only I look creepy. 160 00:08:06,721 --> 00:08:09,190 Well, for the record, I... I felt really weird. 161 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:11,125 Hence me forcing you to talk to me. 162 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:14,862 Well, I'm glad we can make each other feel less socially inept. 163 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:17,665 Yeah. It's good. It's a good thing. 164 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:19,734 Uh, I'm Finn, by the way. 165 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:22,136 - Mackenzie. - Lovely to meet you. 166 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,472 - How do you know Ally? - I... I don't. 167 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,207 My friend Alex texted the person in his contacts 168 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,609 who does the most cocaine, and that's where he was going, 169 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:29,677 -and... -Oh, okay. 170 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,712 - Yeah. - Oh, wow. 171 00:08:31,746 --> 00:08:34,615 Look at this beautiful baby right here. 172 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:35,816 This is Harrison. 173 00:08:35,850 --> 00:08:38,386 This is Alex. These idiots are my friends. 174 00:08:38,419 --> 00:08:39,787 Hi. 175 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:40,921 These fellows are, for the lack of a better word, 176 00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,556 -on the prowl. -Sorry about that. 177 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:43,724 -Yeah. -They don't... 178 00:08:43,758 --> 00:08:46,827 -My girlfriend died, but I'm over it. -Oh. 179 00:08:46,861 --> 00:08:48,796 Should we get some drinks? 180 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,498 Mmm-hmm. Yes. - Yes? 181 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:52,299 - Thank you. - Sorry. 182 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:54,435 -I swear to God, I'm here for moral support. -Mmm-hmm. 183 00:08:54,468 --> 00:08:57,271 Yeah, I don't usually go out unless I absolutely have to. 184 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:58,472 Why would you? 185 00:08:58,507 --> 00:09:00,307 I mean, the... The cons so outweigh the pros. 186 00:09:00,341 --> 00:09:02,243 The only pro is that you could actually meet somebody. 187 00:09:02,276 --> 00:09:05,646 Yeah, and of course the worst-case scenario is you could die. 188 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,214 - Mackenzie. - That... 189 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,950 Sorry. Uh, I'm gonna... 190 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:12,053 Who the...is that? 191 00:09:12,086 --> 00:09:13,921 I have been stuck outside the entire night 192 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:17,258 helping people get their friends in and guess who's in line. 193 00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:18,559 I give up. 194 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:20,694 Evan. With a girl. 195 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:23,264 -Um, hello? -Oh, sorry. 196 00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:25,066 What happened? Tell me again. 197 00:09:25,099 --> 00:09:26,133 Can we please sit? 198 00:09:26,167 --> 00:09:28,669 -My feet are fucking killing me. -Okay. 199 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:38,979 -What are you doing? -Oh my God. 200 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:40,214 -What's happening? -My foot's asleep. 201 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,750 Oh, okay, what do you want me to do about it? 202 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,218 No, no, please help me. 203 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:47,455 -What do you... What do I do? Okay. -Just like shake it. 204 00:09:47,488 --> 00:09:49,790 Like, do something. Like, please, like... 205 00:09:49,824 --> 00:09:50,958 Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it. 206 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,726 -Please. -How's that? Is that good? 207 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,128 -More. It really hurts. -Okay, okay. 208 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,797 -All right, all right. -I really, really hate it. 209 00:09:56,831 --> 00:09:57,932 -Is that good? -More, more, more. 210 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,166 Is she jerking that guy off? 211 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,935 - Oh, God. - It really, really hurts. 212 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:04,004 -I got you. I got you. -Evan's here. Evan just walked in. 213 00:10:12,847 --> 00:10:14,281 I swear that girl he was with, 214 00:10:14,315 --> 00:10:16,750 has gone on with every single one of my Hinge matches. 215 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,553 How do you know that? 216 00:10:18,587 --> 00:10:22,456 Every guy I've hooked up with in the last two years follows her on Instagram. 217 00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:23,924 It's not a coincidence. 218 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:25,693 -We're on the same dating algorithm. -She's really pretty, 219 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,562 so maybe it's the hot girl algorithm. 220 00:10:27,596 --> 00:10:29,730 Mmm. She is really pretty. 221 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,031 Thank you for that. 222 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,833 She's also so young that her baby photos 223 00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:35,202 were taken on a third-generation iPhone. 224 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,239 Thank God, I got scared it was a voice note again. 225 00:10:38,272 --> 00:10:39,673 Found him. 226 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,942 And how has the latest listeria outbreak affected you? 227 00:10:41,976 --> 00:10:44,678 I no longer feel safe ordering a Chagacchino. 228 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,948 I don't... I don't get the joke. 229 00:10:47,982 --> 00:10:50,317 I don't think it's a sketch. I think he's a journalist. 230 00:10:50,351 --> 00:10:52,052 What? Let me see. 231 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:54,688 Wow. 232 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,090 He is a journalist. 233 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,058 So cool that you get like a real life meet-cute 234 00:10:58,092 --> 00:11:00,161 at a party filled with my reply guys 235 00:11:00,194 --> 00:11:04,231 and my only option tonight is like to fuck Lucas. 236 00:11:04,265 --> 00:11:05,399 I consent. 237 00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:08,068 Jake texted you. 238 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:10,237 I guess he's like obsessed with me. 239 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:14,008 Is that how he talks to you? 240 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,410 Yeah, I mean it's, you know, it's like our joke. 241 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,880 The average 35 points per game last year, 242 00:11:19,914 --> 00:11:22,249 six assists and 10 rebounds. 243 00:11:22,283 --> 00:11:24,285 Look out for him tonight. 244 00:11:31,225 --> 00:11:32,893 That's what I'm trying to explain to you, bro. 245 00:11:32,927 --> 00:11:35,930 To maximize your potential, you've gotta hustle, grind... 246 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:38,699 Could I have a little more water, please? 247 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,768 Yeah, sure. 248 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,817 - Here you go. - Thanks. 249 00:12:03,658 --> 00:12:05,059 I'm gonna sleep so good tonight. 250 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:08,630 Um, do you think maybe we could talk a little first? 251 00:12:08,663 --> 00:12:10,632 Uh, okay. About what? 252 00:12:10,665 --> 00:12:12,967 I don't know. I just... I feel like we've been doing this 253 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,804 for almost two years and I barely know you at all. 254 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,974 Yeah, sure. Um, what do you want to know? 255 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,209 Well, what do you want to do after you graduate? 256 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,211 Pass the bar. 257 00:12:24,245 --> 00:12:25,212 O... Obviously, yeah. 258 00:12:25,246 --> 00:12:27,748 What do you want to do after that? 259 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,049 Become the president. 260 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,290 I'm sorry. 261 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,560 That's... That's amazing. 262 00:12:38,593 --> 00:12:41,228 I'm sure you will, I'm sure you will. 263 00:12:42,664 --> 00:12:43,831 I'm just so tired. 264 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,432 Yeah, yeah, we can just go to sleep. 265 00:12:53,107 --> 00:12:54,743 He didn't offer you a sweatshirt? 266 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,911 That's far too intimate for him. 267 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,880 You look cute, like an off-duty model. 268 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:02,850 Hmm, more like an off-duty rat. 269 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:05,919 No, thank you, period. 270 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:09,256 Thank you, period. 271 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:12,893 I did not know people still used these things. 272 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,529 Well, my bank account 273 00:13:14,562 --> 00:13:19,233 is in a pretty scary place, so I'm charging these, 274 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,569 for some extra cash. 275 00:13:21,603 --> 00:13:22,970 This is a job? 276 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:26,775 I thought it was a YouTube thing like parkour, stealing. 277 00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:29,744 Oh, so funny, Ally. 278 00:13:29,778 --> 00:13:30,944 You know what? 279 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,246 Why don't you go ahead and get fucked, okay? 280 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,981 Because some people actually have to work to live. 281 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,049 Could you imagine that? 282 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,984 There's one. 283 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,353 Lucas! What the fuck? 284 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,722 Sorry. 285 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,532 You know, I'm a full-time student, 286 00:13:50,565 --> 00:13:51,733 just like Mackenzie. 287 00:13:51,766 --> 00:13:52,866 You never give her shit. 288 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,201 Well, the difference is 289 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,070 that Mackenzie goes to law school to become a lawyer, 290 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:58,105 and you are getting an MFA in fine art 291 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,809 to manipulate your parents into paying your rent. 292 00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:01,842 Well, you're a Philistine. 293 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:02,910 -Wow. -That's not even true. 294 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,411 My parents only pay for my food. 295 00:14:04,445 --> 00:14:06,781 Mmm-hmm. I heard you on the phone with your dad the other day, 296 00:14:06,815 --> 00:14:10,951 telling him that Venmo is a cafe. That true? 297 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,419 That's what I thought. 298 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,022 Hmm. 299 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,491 Kenz, did you enjoy your night with the human vape pen? 300 00:14:17,525 --> 00:14:20,027 You know, they give us their crumbs and we cherish them 301 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,529 - as though they were caviar. - Yeah. We sure do. 302 00:14:21,563 --> 00:14:24,098 I really think you need to message the hot journalist. 303 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:27,000 No, that is so cringe. I would never do that. 304 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,103 Oh, you would never do that? - No. 305 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,238 Well, you told me to do it yesterday. 306 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,973 Where should we go for breakfast, guys? 307 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,475 I have to go to the library. 308 00:14:34,509 --> 00:14:35,876 Even though it's my birthday? 309 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,044 It's not anymore. 310 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,714 Oh, so I don't get a full weekend. 311 00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,583 Okay. Got it. 312 00:14:41,616 --> 00:14:42,916 Cool. 313 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,119 Birthday's a day. 314 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,320 One day. 315 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:42,242 This does not count as us watching a movie together. 316 00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:44,311 Just want to be clear about that. 317 00:15:46,681 --> 00:15:47,882 Fuck. 318 00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:49,950 Your tapping is distracting. 319 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:52,019 -No! -Yeah, send it. 320 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,454 You guys even know what's happening? 321 00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:54,388 Uh, he's a schizophrenic 322 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,457 and it's been an illusion the whole time. 323 00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:59,426 Yeah, and the friend is actually working for the cops. 324 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:03,531 We're watching Still Alice, so... 325 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:05,834 But why? 326 00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:08,937 You know, everyone hates the texting stage, but I love it. 327 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:12,439 Feeling like every thought that comes into your head is worthy of sharing. 328 00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:14,943 Mmm. I'll probably never see him again, though. 329 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,911 You know, he might be one of those serial texters 330 00:16:16,945 --> 00:16:18,312 for all we know. 331 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,881 Hate those. 332 00:16:19,914 --> 00:16:22,584 I only want to type that much if I'm getting graded, paid or fucked for it. 333 00:16:22,617 --> 00:16:23,852 Jesus. 334 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,021 He's FaceTiming me? 335 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,089 You have to answer. 336 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,124 I can't talk to him in real time. 337 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,192 He knows you're on your phone. 338 00:16:32,226 --> 00:16:33,360 It's so fucked when people do this. 339 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,929 People should not be allowed to do this. 340 00:16:34,963 --> 00:16:37,097 I agree. 341 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,000 You know, if you don't answer, he's going to think it's because you look bad. 342 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,368 But it is because I look bad. 343 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,572 I mean, who looks cute often enough for a cold FaceTime? 344 00:16:44,606 --> 00:16:46,106 Ugh, God. 345 00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:47,876 Hey. 346 00:16:47,909 --> 00:16:49,109 Hey there. 347 00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:53,013 Yeah. Not much. Not much. 348 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,182 Just... 349 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:58,252 Sorry, I'm... I'm bad at FaceTime. 350 00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,020 You can't be bad at FaceTime. 351 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:04,291 No, you can, actually, and I can already tell that you're good at it, so. 352 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,425 How? 353 00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:08,295 Uh, well, 'cause you chose to do it, and... 354 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,898 And the way you're holding the phone, 355 00:17:09,931 --> 00:17:13,001 you're not afraid of like what angle the camera will catch you at. 356 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,302 Right, right, right, right. 357 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:19,072 Um, well, okay, I'll let you off the hook soon. 358 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,141 I just need to know one thing. 359 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,613 What is your favorite restaurant? 360 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,616 Restaurant dates make me nervous. 361 00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:30,552 Uh, why... Why is that? 362 00:17:30,585 --> 00:17:32,319 Everyone can tell you're on a first date 363 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,557 and they're trying to, you know, interpret how well it's going. 364 00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:37,157 Yeah, sounds fun. 365 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,793 The ordering is embarrassing. 366 00:17:38,826 --> 00:17:40,562 One of us could order something in a certain way 367 00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:42,830 and then the other one could just lose attraction immediately. 368 00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:44,431 That is true. We don't want that to happen. 369 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,568 Um, okay, okay. 370 00:17:46,601 --> 00:17:50,237 Um, I can figure something out. I'll figure something out. 371 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,773 I don't love surprises. 372 00:17:51,806 --> 00:17:56,176 - Mmm-hmm. Let me guess. - They make you nervous? 373 00:18:05,987 --> 00:18:07,922 Okay, I'm actually going now. Bye. 374 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,657 Love you. Have fun. 375 00:18:09,691 --> 00:18:12,125 I swear, guys, doing this for 40 minutes a day 376 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:15,462 got my cheekbones to look so lifted. 377 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:18,600 I promise your body will know to stop shitting once you leave. 378 00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:20,835 You just have... You just have to go. 379 00:18:27,008 --> 00:18:29,077 I thought we said no dinner. 380 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,012 Well, it's not dinner in public. 381 00:18:31,045 --> 00:18:32,513 I don't get it. 382 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,791 Mr. Grantham. 383 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,594 Please, follow me. 384 00:18:46,628 --> 00:18:47,494 You're kidding me. 385 00:18:47,528 --> 00:18:49,764 I wanted to do something special for you. 386 00:18:49,797 --> 00:18:52,100 I promise you I'll do my best to stay attracted to you 387 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,768 -while you order. -Thank you. 388 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,571 And if anybody asks, 389 00:18:56,604 --> 00:18:59,339 we're doing a special in the restaurant. 390 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,215 I'm sorry we're closed for the night. 391 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,416 There's a table seated right there. 392 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,119 Uh, it's a private event. 393 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,220 This is an event? 394 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:16,356 Should we just like let them eat here, because it's kind of garnering 395 00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:18,860 more attention than just regular eating in public. 396 00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:20,160 No. Fuck 'em. 397 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,996 It's for you. 398 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,798 He was so funny. 399 00:19:23,831 --> 00:19:26,266 I mean, he would stay up for hours, and hours, and hours just telling stories. 400 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,769 No one could light up a room like him. 401 00:19:27,802 --> 00:19:30,538 How could you possibly know that Abraham Lincoln was funny? 402 00:19:30,571 --> 00:19:32,205 I've read books on him. 403 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:34,742 Yeah, the fact that you've read multiple books on Abraham Lincoln 404 00:19:34,776 --> 00:19:36,978 and I haven't read a single book, period. 405 00:19:37,011 --> 00:19:38,478 You must read law books. 406 00:19:38,513 --> 00:19:41,582 Mmm. That's not really reading. It's soullessly absorbing words. 407 00:19:41,616 --> 00:19:43,751 Well, what kind of laws that you want to practice? 408 00:19:43,785 --> 00:19:46,420 - I'm mostly interested in city politics. Mmm-hmm. 409 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,689 I don't know, just working on something 410 00:19:47,722 --> 00:19:49,590 for years, and then seeing it affected into law, 411 00:19:49,624 --> 00:19:53,594 and getting to watch it all play out in real life weirdly excites me. 412 00:19:53,628 --> 00:19:56,130 It's obviously extremely boring and uninteresting 413 00:19:56,164 --> 00:19:59,567 to talk about, not to mention a completely unoriginal career path, so. 414 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,201 Not to me. 415 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:04,505 You're the only person under 30 I know that's not trying to make a Forbes list. 416 00:20:04,539 --> 00:20:05,807 Yeah, that's cause I'm a mediocre person. 417 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,709 Mediocre people don't know they're mediocre. 418 00:20:07,742 --> 00:20:11,713 Seriously though, it's um... I think it's really impressive what you do. 419 00:20:11,746 --> 00:20:14,082 What you do is really impressive. I could never do that. 420 00:20:14,115 --> 00:20:17,885 Sure you could. It's so easy. Just ask me questions. 421 00:20:17,919 --> 00:20:20,922 Okay. Let's see. 422 00:20:20,955 --> 00:20:22,355 Okay. 423 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,827 What are your three favorite animals and why? 424 00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:29,797 Really? Okay. Uh, first, I'd say the red panda. 425 00:20:29,831 --> 00:20:31,799 I did a story on them about a year ago. 426 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:34,234 They're endangered and they're so cute. 427 00:20:35,636 --> 00:20:40,474 And, um, second would probably be a golden retriever. 428 00:20:40,508 --> 00:20:44,979 They're smart. They're loyal. Totally harmless creature. 429 00:20:45,012 --> 00:20:46,681 Oh, and third? 430 00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:47,715 Maybe a chimp. 431 00:20:47,749 --> 00:20:49,349 'Cause they're almost human. 432 00:20:50,685 --> 00:20:54,387 Well, the first represents how the world sees you. 433 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,724 The second is how you see yourself. 434 00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:59,894 And the third is what you actually are. 435 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,629 Almost human. 436 00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:05,499 Wow, that's great. 437 00:21:05,533 --> 00:21:08,335 Uh, you're in a forest. How do you feel? 438 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,238 I feel good. I like the trees. 439 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,305 Uh, I brought you here with me. 440 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,609 So that's nice. Comforting. 441 00:21:14,642 --> 00:21:17,111 - That's how you feel about death. Mmm. 442 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,713 How do you like your coffee? 443 00:21:18,746 --> 00:21:21,949 I don't really care what it tastes like as long as it's hot. 444 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,652 Oh, no. Is coffee sex? 445 00:21:24,685 --> 00:21:28,790 - Yeah, it is. Um, okay, last one. 446 00:21:28,823 --> 00:21:31,424 You get flowers from the person you want them from most. 447 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,795 What are the flowers? 448 00:21:33,828 --> 00:21:35,630 Probably white roses. 449 00:21:35,663 --> 00:21:38,699 Hmm. That's the kind of relationship you want to have. 450 00:21:38,733 --> 00:21:41,334 I'd say white roses are pretty traditional. 451 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:43,805 -What about you? -I think I said daisies. 452 00:21:43,838 --> 00:21:45,706 I don't really remember. It was a long time ago. 453 00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:48,509 This is my friend Ally's first-date icebreaker. 454 00:21:48,543 --> 00:21:50,011 And how do you take your coffee? 455 00:21:50,044 --> 00:21:52,146 Oh, yeah, I like it when it keeps me up all night. 456 00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:53,480 You know what I mean? 457 00:21:53,514 --> 00:21:54,916 And I like to switch it up a lot. 458 00:21:54,949 --> 00:21:59,452 Drip, iced, lattes, you know, a lot of cream. 459 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,122 Mmm-hmm, yeah. 460 00:22:02,623 --> 00:22:04,992 - I'd take my coffee that way, too. Uh-huh. 461 00:22:07,128 --> 00:22:09,429 I have a soft spot for the first table we ate at. 462 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:10,598 We were different people then. 463 00:22:10,631 --> 00:22:12,934 Yeah, I like where we're at now. 464 00:22:12,967 --> 00:22:15,803 It's the closest I've got to sitting next to you all night. 465 00:22:18,539 --> 00:22:21,642 Oh, I forgot to take it off when I shower 466 00:22:21,676 --> 00:22:24,344 and it's not like a real material. 467 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:26,514 Can I have it? 468 00:22:26,547 --> 00:22:29,851 As collateral. So you'll see me again. 469 00:22:29,884 --> 00:22:31,552 You have no idea how crazy it is to me that 470 00:22:31,586 --> 00:22:35,455 you aren't 100% sure I would see you again. 471 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,792 You're in complete control of the situation. 472 00:22:37,825 --> 00:22:40,328 I find that very hard to believe. 473 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,429 It's true. 474 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:44,431 You'll have to prove it. 475 00:23:11,826 --> 00:23:13,060 Ooh. 476 00:23:13,094 --> 00:23:13,861 So cute. 477 00:23:13,895 --> 00:23:15,897 Yeah, fancy. Did you get a booth? 478 00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:18,398 He rented out the whole restaurant. 479 00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:19,967 Sorry what? 480 00:23:20,001 --> 00:23:21,235 What did you do to this guy? 481 00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:22,435 I don't... I don't know. 482 00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:23,638 He's made me realize that 483 00:23:23,671 --> 00:23:26,040 no one has ever actually liked me before. 484 00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:28,743 I, too, have come to the same realization about myself. 485 00:23:28,776 --> 00:23:31,946 Well, that is so much. Why? 486 00:23:31,979 --> 00:23:35,482 I told him that I was embarrassed to be on a first date in front of people. 487 00:23:35,516 --> 00:23:37,417 Pick me. 488 00:23:38,319 --> 00:23:39,620 What? 489 00:23:39,654 --> 00:23:42,390 I said how quirky and endearing of you. 490 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:45,092 Ally, why do you have that? 491 00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:49,263 Oh, I didn't want to spend the entire day like worrying if I left it on at home. 492 00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:52,333 Yeah. Seek help. 493 00:23:52,366 --> 00:23:53,634 So did you guys fuck or what? 494 00:23:53,668 --> 00:23:55,636 -Ew, Lucas. -Come on. 495 00:23:55,670 --> 00:23:57,138 - Yeah, did you? - No. 496 00:23:57,171 --> 00:23:59,807 But we have been sending the water drop emoji back and forth, 497 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,542 so I think it's gonna happen this weekend. 498 00:24:01,575 --> 00:24:02,944 Totally. 499 00:24:02,977 --> 00:24:05,980 Wait, what does the water drop emoji have to do with sex? 500 00:24:06,013 --> 00:24:07,114 Lucas. 501 00:24:08,382 --> 00:24:10,117 It means wet, dude. 502 00:24:11,786 --> 00:24:13,587 Fuck. 503 00:24:13,621 --> 00:24:15,423 How are you neither old nor foreign? 504 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:18,559 It's bad. Really not good. 505 00:24:18,592 --> 00:24:19,694 So when are you seeing him again? 506 00:24:19,727 --> 00:24:21,329 On Friday. 507 00:24:21,362 --> 00:24:22,630 Look at this. 508 00:24:27,368 --> 00:24:30,470 That's amazing. 509 00:24:30,504 --> 00:24:32,373 Do you know where he's gonna take you? 510 00:24:32,406 --> 00:24:33,607 I don't know. 511 00:24:43,584 --> 00:24:45,586 I'm going with Hawaii. 512 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,022 Malaysia. 513 00:24:50,458 --> 00:24:53,127 Hawaii. Fuck. 514 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,596 I have never been so physically comfortable in my life. 515 00:24:55,629 --> 00:24:57,331 -I can't move. -Mmm-mmm. 516 00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:58,666 I refuse. 517 00:24:58,699 --> 00:24:59,900 It would be so hard. 518 00:24:59,934 --> 00:25:05,439 It would be like, like getting out of a jacuzzi. 519 00:25:05,473 --> 00:25:07,241 But the towels are so far away. 520 00:25:07,274 --> 00:25:08,809 They're just too far. 521 00:25:08,843 --> 00:25:09,777 Mm. 522 00:25:09,810 --> 00:25:11,812 Unfortunately, I need to pee. 523 00:25:11,846 --> 00:25:14,281 -Okay. -Give me an assist. 524 00:25:14,315 --> 00:25:16,417 Three, two, one. 525 00:25:29,497 --> 00:25:30,931 Hi. 526 00:25:31,932 --> 00:25:33,100 What? 527 00:25:33,134 --> 00:25:34,468 Oh, what are you doing? 528 00:25:34,503 --> 00:25:37,571 I'm protecting myself from what could be on your explore page. 529 00:25:37,605 --> 00:25:38,639 -Oh yeah? -Yeah. 530 00:25:38,672 --> 00:25:40,441 Ooh, it could get bad. 531 00:25:40,474 --> 00:25:42,576 I don't wanna see. No, no. 532 00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:45,079 -Winston Churchill facts? -Mmm-hmm. 533 00:25:45,112 --> 00:25:47,848 This is supposed to be insight into your worst interests. 534 00:25:47,882 --> 00:25:50,351 -It is my worst interests. -No, that's not good enough. 535 00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:51,452 -Look at mine. -Mmm-hmm. 536 00:25:51,485 --> 00:25:52,787 Plastic surgery before and after pics, 537 00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:54,455 'cause even my phone knows I need it. 538 00:25:54,488 --> 00:25:56,190 -Shut up. -It's true. 539 00:25:56,223 --> 00:25:58,059 Honestly, it sucks you have to look at me so much. 540 00:25:58,092 --> 00:26:01,295 Honestly, it sucks that you don't get to look at you. 541 00:26:11,338 --> 00:26:13,274 Get out of here. 542 00:26:16,377 --> 00:26:17,711 What was that? 543 00:26:17,745 --> 00:26:20,181 I'm just pulling all the bad thoughts out of your head. 544 00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:22,416 I got about 80%. 545 00:26:23,651 --> 00:26:24,852 Still about 20 left, 546 00:26:24,885 --> 00:26:28,055 but it's pretty good for the first round. 547 00:26:33,861 --> 00:26:35,830 No one's ever been this sweet to me before. 548 00:26:35,863 --> 00:26:37,665 Well, they're idiots. 549 00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:44,271 Are you sure you're real and not like a 2004 Matthew McConaughey simulation? 550 00:26:44,305 --> 00:26:47,041 I've never felt this way about somebody before. 551 00:26:50,144 --> 00:26:51,846 And I've only had one serious girlfriend 552 00:26:51,879 --> 00:26:54,682 and she cheated on me. 553 00:26:54,715 --> 00:26:58,652 -So, yeah. -Hmm. Yeah, same here. 554 00:26:58,686 --> 00:27:00,087 But he was really easy to get over. 555 00:27:00,121 --> 00:27:02,723 He once memorized the entire Dark Knight opening monologue. 556 00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:04,725 That's lame. 557 00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:06,894 See, you get how hard it is to trust people. 558 00:27:06,927 --> 00:27:08,095 Yeah. 559 00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:10,131 Yeah. 560 00:27:10,164 --> 00:27:12,733 I was fucked long before that, though. 561 00:27:12,766 --> 00:27:16,070 My mom left when I was a little kid. 562 00:27:16,103 --> 00:27:21,275 And I don't know, I guess when your mom leaves, 563 00:27:21,308 --> 00:27:26,881 you don't really expect anybody to stay for you, so. 564 00:27:26,914 --> 00:27:29,650 Sorry, I can't imagine what that was like. 565 00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:32,253 It's okay. 566 00:27:32,286 --> 00:27:35,055 I didn't mean to trauma dump on you or anything, I just... 567 00:27:35,089 --> 00:27:36,490 No, it's okay. 568 00:27:36,525 --> 00:27:38,125 I um... 569 00:27:39,793 --> 00:27:41,228 I really like you a lot. 570 00:27:42,631 --> 00:27:44,465 I really like you a lot, too. 571 00:27:44,498 --> 00:27:45,799 You do? 572 00:27:49,604 --> 00:27:51,105 Speaking of... 573 00:27:59,747 --> 00:28:00,981 You wanna open it? 574 00:28:01,015 --> 00:28:02,283 Okay. 575 00:28:04,185 --> 00:28:05,486 It's shiny now? 576 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,820 And gold. 577 00:28:07,556 --> 00:28:08,822 And new. 578 00:28:09,823 --> 00:28:11,458 And monogrammed. 579 00:28:11,492 --> 00:28:13,460 Oh. 580 00:28:13,494 --> 00:28:17,264 You know, you don't have to do stuff like this for me. 581 00:28:17,298 --> 00:28:18,399 I know. 582 00:28:18,432 --> 00:28:19,767 I want to. 583 00:28:21,802 --> 00:28:23,437 And I got one for me, too. 584 00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:24,539 -What? -Yeah. 585 00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:28,677 Check it out. 586 00:28:28,709 --> 00:28:31,278 Oh, my gosh. 587 00:28:31,312 --> 00:28:34,348 -I don't know what to say. -Well, you don't have to say anything. 588 00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:35,482 I want yours. 589 00:28:35,517 --> 00:28:36,784 - You want mine? - You can wear mine. 590 00:28:36,817 --> 00:28:38,553 That's cute. I want yours. 591 00:28:38,587 --> 00:28:40,321 -Thank you. -Mmm. 592 00:28:41,155 --> 00:28:42,489 Because A and B together 593 00:28:42,524 --> 00:28:46,160 could transfer a fee simple within their own lifetimes 594 00:28:46,193 --> 00:28:48,195 plus 21 years. 595 00:28:49,196 --> 00:28:51,031 Oh, my time is up. 596 00:28:51,065 --> 00:28:53,467 Remember, my office hours are extended this week. 597 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,803 And judging by today's performance, 598 00:28:55,836 --> 00:28:58,405 I suggest many of you take advantage. 599 00:29:00,474 --> 00:29:03,143 Okay, thank you. 600 00:29:09,350 --> 00:29:11,385 Two left in a coma. One left confused. 601 00:29:11,418 --> 00:29:14,556 The manhunt continues after hijacking suspects sped away. 602 00:29:14,589 --> 00:29:17,024 That's all we have for tonight. Please stay tuned. 603 00:29:17,057 --> 00:29:18,826 Melissa Grayheart's coming up next. 604 00:29:18,859 --> 00:29:20,361 I love you, Mackenzie. 605 00:29:21,762 --> 00:29:24,498 What the fuck? - Well, it sounds like love is in the air. 606 00:29:24,532 --> 00:29:27,835 They're dying and it was just like, there's so many people. 607 00:29:27,868 --> 00:29:30,104 And I freaked out in my car. 608 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:44,084 Why do all hot guys wrap towels around their waist? 609 00:29:44,118 --> 00:29:46,020 -You think I'm hot? -You knew that already. 610 00:29:46,053 --> 00:29:47,988 Don't you want your chest to dry, too? 611 00:29:48,022 --> 00:29:50,291 It's a form of expressing masculinity. 612 00:29:50,324 --> 00:29:52,860 Well, it's toxic. You're gonna catch a cold. 613 00:29:53,894 --> 00:29:55,429 Anything for you, baby. 614 00:30:23,324 --> 00:30:25,259 Sorry, baby. I wasn't on my phone. 615 00:30:25,292 --> 00:30:26,960 You viewed my story. 616 00:30:26,994 --> 00:30:29,764 Oh, I was only on there for like a minute before I saw that you texted. 617 00:30:29,798 --> 00:30:31,965 - Sorry. - Okay. 618 00:30:32,701 --> 00:30:34,101 Well, hi, beautiful. 619 00:30:34,134 --> 00:30:36,403 Hold on. 620 00:30:42,109 --> 00:30:43,844 There she is. 621 00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:46,781 I'm so sleepy. 622 00:30:46,815 --> 00:30:47,981 I just wanted to call and say goodnight. 623 00:30:48,015 --> 00:30:49,450 So we're not gonna talk? 624 00:30:49,483 --> 00:30:51,952 Uh, I wish, but I'm so tired. 625 00:30:52,853 --> 00:30:54,321 Isn't it like 2:00 a.m. there? 626 00:30:54,355 --> 00:30:56,890 Yeah, I stayed up all night just to talk to you. 627 00:30:56,924 --> 00:30:58,760 And I'm live at 6:00. 628 00:30:58,793 --> 00:31:00,494 What? Why did you do that? 629 00:31:00,528 --> 00:31:02,463 Because I can't sleep without talking to you first. 630 00:31:02,496 --> 00:31:03,565 Well, that's really sweet, 631 00:31:03,598 --> 00:31:06,100 but just tell me next time, so I'm not unknowingly 632 00:31:06,133 --> 00:31:08,335 keeping you awake, okay? 633 00:31:08,902 --> 00:31:12,172 So we're not gonna talk? 634 00:31:12,206 --> 00:31:13,742 No, I will. 635 00:31:13,775 --> 00:31:15,876 Remember when we used to stay up all night FaceTiming? 636 00:31:15,909 --> 00:31:17,378 What... What happened to that? 637 00:31:17,411 --> 00:31:19,980 Mmm, I think because we've been dating for a couple of months 638 00:31:20,013 --> 00:31:22,015 and so we know each other now. 639 00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:23,417 I just miss you so much. 640 00:31:23,450 --> 00:31:25,185 I miss you, too. 641 00:31:25,219 --> 00:31:26,887 Mmm-mmm. 642 00:31:27,655 --> 00:31:29,123 You know, 643 00:31:29,156 --> 00:31:30,991 Mackenzie, I don't think I could live without you. 644 00:31:31,024 --> 00:31:33,961 Oh, I love you. 645 00:31:33,994 --> 00:31:35,663 But you could live without me? 646 00:31:35,697 --> 00:31:37,131 I didn't say that. 647 00:31:37,164 --> 00:31:38,399 I mean, if I had to, I'd find a way, 648 00:31:38,432 --> 00:31:40,000 but I wouldn't be happy about it. 649 00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:41,770 Promise me you'll never leave me. 650 00:31:41,803 --> 00:31:43,070 I promise. 651 00:31:43,838 --> 00:31:45,906 I love you forever. 652 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:47,975 Mackenzie! 653 00:31:48,008 --> 00:31:50,377 What? What happened? 654 00:31:50,411 --> 00:31:51,945 Can you say it back? 655 00:31:51,979 --> 00:31:53,748 Oh, I love you forever. 656 00:31:53,782 --> 00:31:56,283 From the most to the least authoritative. 657 00:31:56,316 --> 00:31:58,620 The first one being the U.S. Constitution. 658 00:31:58,653 --> 00:32:02,724 This is the supreme law of the land, the Supremacy Clause. 659 00:32:02,757 --> 00:32:04,592 Even federal statute can be challenged 660 00:32:04,626 --> 00:32:08,830 as being unconstitutional in this legislation. 661 00:32:08,863 --> 00:32:11,331 For homework tonight, I need you to all look 662 00:32:11,365 --> 00:32:13,367 at the principal case very carefully. 663 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,103 That means highlight and take notes. 664 00:32:16,136 --> 00:32:19,006 Pages S-51 through 87. 665 00:32:19,039 --> 00:32:21,408 If you have any questions, you know... 666 00:32:32,921 --> 00:32:34,288 Hello? 667 00:32:34,321 --> 00:32:35,924 Why didn't you answer my calls? 668 00:32:35,956 --> 00:32:38,125 I was in class. What happened? 669 00:32:38,860 --> 00:32:40,260 Why are you ignoring me? 670 00:32:40,294 --> 00:32:43,063 I was in class. What's going on? You're freaking me out. 671 00:32:43,096 --> 00:32:44,866 Why didn't you leave class to answer? 672 00:32:44,899 --> 00:32:47,134 I... I just... I didn't want to miss anything. 673 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:48,435 God forbid. 674 00:32:48,469 --> 00:32:50,037 It's hard to believe you couldn't even text me back. 675 00:32:50,070 --> 00:32:51,806 I was just, I was trying to focus. 676 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,073 What is going on? 677 00:32:53,106 --> 00:32:55,242 I was trying to reach you for an hour and a half. 678 00:32:55,275 --> 00:32:56,343 Okay, well I'm on the phone now. 679 00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:58,045 Please tell me what's happening. 680 00:32:58,078 --> 00:33:00,314 I just wanted to check in on you. 681 00:33:00,347 --> 00:33:01,716 You said there was an emergency. 682 00:33:01,749 --> 00:33:04,552 Yeah, when I couldn't reach you for an hour and a half, 683 00:33:04,586 --> 00:33:05,753 I was really worried. 684 00:33:05,787 --> 00:33:07,020 Jesus, you scared me. 685 00:33:07,054 --> 00:33:08,288 What could have happened? You know I'm in school. 686 00:33:08,322 --> 00:33:10,324 I don't know. A fucking shooting? 687 00:33:11,593 --> 00:33:13,093 - Why are you laughing? - I was scared. 688 00:33:13,126 --> 00:33:15,530 You get anxious when a person fucking sneezes. 689 00:33:15,563 --> 00:33:18,365 Okay. Sorry. I was busy. 690 00:33:18,398 --> 00:33:20,668 - You were busy. - Doing what? 691 00:33:20,702 --> 00:33:24,004 I mean I'm sure they grant you some autonomy during your little class. 692 00:33:24,037 --> 00:33:25,507 Why are you being such a dick? 693 00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:28,175 Wow. I was fucking joking. 694 00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:30,477 What exactly is the joke? 695 00:33:30,512 --> 00:33:34,649 The joke is I have an extremely high pressure job 696 00:33:34,682 --> 00:33:37,652 and I still manage to answer every single one 697 00:33:37,685 --> 00:33:40,555 of your calls and texts, because you are my priority. 698 00:33:40,588 --> 00:33:42,624 Finn, just because I don't answer my phone 699 00:33:42,657 --> 00:33:45,593 when I'm busy doesn't mean you're not my priority. 700 00:33:45,627 --> 00:33:47,795 You're on your phone 24/7. 701 00:33:47,829 --> 00:33:51,164 And if you actually cared about me, you would answer... 702 00:33:51,198 --> 00:33:52,667 you would find a way to answer a call or a text. 703 00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:54,769 That's all I'm saying, but instead I'm left 704 00:33:54,802 --> 00:33:59,239 looking at 10 missed phone calls like a fucking idiot, 705 00:33:59,273 --> 00:34:02,544 because you don't give a shit about me! 706 00:34:02,577 --> 00:34:03,711 I have to go. Okay? 707 00:34:03,745 --> 00:34:07,114 I'll call you when I get home and you've calmed down. 708 00:34:10,317 --> 00:34:11,786 Oh my God. 709 00:34:12,887 --> 00:34:17,157 Oh my God. Fucking stop. 710 00:34:20,962 --> 00:34:22,329 Oh my God. 711 00:34:22,362 --> 00:34:24,164 So they basically say that men will get married 712 00:34:24,197 --> 00:34:25,800 to whoever they're with at the time 713 00:34:25,833 --> 00:34:27,401 once they're ready to settle down. 714 00:34:27,434 --> 00:34:30,437 But women wait to find the one they want to settle down with. 715 00:34:30,470 --> 00:34:33,675 But anyone a guy is with, when he's ready, he'll just marry. 716 00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:35,342 - Hi. - Hey. 717 00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:38,746 Ally is really good at making drinks. 718 00:34:38,780 --> 00:34:42,115 I taught myself last summer, so I'd have something going for me. 719 00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:43,450 What are you doing here? 720 00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:45,587 Oh. Uh, I mean, you weren't answering, 721 00:34:45,620 --> 00:34:47,689 so I just stopped by to see if you were home 722 00:34:47,722 --> 00:34:51,191 and Ally said you were probably out getting groceries. 723 00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:54,062 Hey. 724 00:34:54,094 --> 00:34:55,195 Um, I'm gonna change. 725 00:34:55,228 --> 00:34:57,065 Will you come with me? 726 00:34:57,097 --> 00:34:58,566 Yeah. 727 00:35:04,739 --> 00:35:06,941 What are you... What are you doing here? 728 00:35:06,975 --> 00:35:10,210 Well, we needed to talk and you didn't answer my calls. 729 00:35:10,243 --> 00:35:12,080 How could you not care enough to even check in 730 00:35:12,112 --> 00:35:13,715 to see how I was doing? 731 00:35:13,748 --> 00:35:15,750 I told you I would call you when I got home and I just got home, so. 732 00:35:15,783 --> 00:35:18,251 I mean, you haven't even tried to make me feel better. 733 00:35:19,386 --> 00:35:20,955 I don't know what I'm supposed to say. 734 00:35:20,989 --> 00:35:22,255 I just wanted to call 735 00:35:22,289 --> 00:35:26,393 and make sure you were safe and tell you I love you. 736 00:35:26,426 --> 00:35:28,863 Okay. I'm safe and I love you, too. 737 00:35:29,597 --> 00:35:31,365 Sure. 738 00:35:31,398 --> 00:35:33,166 Doesn't sound like it. 739 00:35:35,435 --> 00:35:36,671 Finn, could we maybe just finish this tomorrow? 740 00:35:36,704 --> 00:35:38,973 It's been a really long day. I'm tired. 741 00:35:39,007 --> 00:35:40,608 -You're tired? -Yeah. 742 00:35:40,642 --> 00:35:43,410 I walked all the way over here and waited for you like a dog, 743 00:35:43,443 --> 00:35:45,445 so that we wouldn't go to sleep angry at each other. 744 00:35:45,479 --> 00:35:47,682 Do you have no regard for my feelings whatsoever? 745 00:35:47,715 --> 00:35:48,816 Honestly, I kind of feel 746 00:35:48,850 --> 00:35:50,518 like you don't really have any regard for my feelings 747 00:35:50,551 --> 00:35:52,754 or the fact that I didn't invite you over. 748 00:35:57,290 --> 00:35:58,993 Where are you going? 749 00:35:59,027 --> 00:36:00,028 Finn! 750 00:36:00,061 --> 00:36:01,629 You, no... 751 00:36:02,262 --> 00:36:03,296 What... What are you doing? 752 00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:05,566 Oh my God! Why would you do that? 753 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,869 Because you don't love me. - Yes, I do. 754 00:36:07,902 --> 00:36:09,469 No, you don't. 755 00:36:09,504 --> 00:36:11,371 Finn! Oh my God! 756 00:36:11,405 --> 00:36:12,406 What was that? 757 00:36:12,439 --> 00:36:13,775 Ew, my roommate's having like 758 00:36:13,808 --> 00:36:17,145 disgusting loud sex with her boyfriend. 759 00:36:17,177 --> 00:36:19,147 Stop it. What are you doing? 760 00:36:19,179 --> 00:36:20,648 What are you doing? 761 00:36:31,191 --> 00:36:33,360 -You don't care about me. -Yes, I do. 762 00:36:33,393 --> 00:36:34,862 Can we please move on? You're not being normal. 763 00:36:34,896 --> 00:36:36,798 I'm not being normal, because I'm trying to express to you 764 00:36:36,831 --> 00:36:40,367 the ways in which you are making me unhappy. 765 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,969 I think that that's pretty normal. 766 00:36:42,003 --> 00:36:43,671 -I make you unhappy? -Yes, Mackenzie. 767 00:36:43,705 --> 00:36:45,372 You make me want to kill myself. 768 00:36:45,405 --> 00:36:48,241 Jesus, what? That is so extreme. 769 00:36:48,275 --> 00:36:49,476 If I treated you the way that you treat me, 770 00:36:49,510 --> 00:36:51,679 you'd want to kill yourself too. Trust me. 771 00:36:51,713 --> 00:36:53,313 Will you please stop saying stuff like that? 772 00:36:53,346 --> 00:36:54,381 You're scaring me. 773 00:36:54,414 --> 00:36:56,617 What a monster I am. 774 00:36:56,651 --> 00:36:58,920 Taking you to all these dinners, 775 00:36:58,953 --> 00:37:00,521 inviting you to all these parties 776 00:37:00,555 --> 00:37:02,990 you'd never be invited to in the first place, 777 00:37:03,024 --> 00:37:04,491 flying you places. 778 00:37:04,525 --> 00:37:08,495 My entire life revolves around you, Mackenzie, 779 00:37:08,529 --> 00:37:09,664 and you don't give a fuck! 780 00:37:09,697 --> 00:37:12,667 I... I never asked you for anything. 781 00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:14,068 Yeah, well, you don't do shit for me. 782 00:37:14,102 --> 00:37:17,270 I mean seriously, name one thing you've done for me. 783 00:37:17,304 --> 00:37:18,472 I'm not gonna like sit here and... 784 00:37:18,506 --> 00:37:20,273 And list off things that I've done. 785 00:37:20,307 --> 00:37:21,441 I feel like I'm a loving person. 786 00:37:21,475 --> 00:37:23,077 Because you can't name one. 787 00:37:23,111 --> 00:37:24,512 Because I'm confused. 788 00:37:24,545 --> 00:37:28,916 I... I thought we were like amazing. 789 00:37:28,950 --> 00:37:29,984 Of course, you feel like that, 790 00:37:30,017 --> 00:37:32,385 because I treat you really well. 791 00:37:32,419 --> 00:37:33,721 I treat you like gold. 792 00:37:33,755 --> 00:37:37,324 And you treat me like a pile of shit. 793 00:37:38,526 --> 00:37:40,928 Fuck this. I'm walking into traffic. 794 00:37:44,198 --> 00:37:45,465 Finn? 795 00:37:48,136 --> 00:37:49,837 Finn! Oh my God. 796 00:37:49,871 --> 00:37:50,772 No one's like loved me. 797 00:37:50,805 --> 00:37:53,574 - Finn! Oh my God. - Just let me die. 798 00:37:53,608 --> 00:37:55,543 -Oh my God. -Let me die. 799 00:37:55,576 --> 00:37:56,744 What? 800 00:37:57,145 --> 00:37:58,345 What? 801 00:38:04,152 --> 00:38:06,386 I can't do anything right. - Oh. 802 00:38:06,419 --> 00:38:08,488 I am fucking stupid! 803 00:38:08,523 --> 00:38:10,958 - No, no... I can't do anything right. 804 00:38:10,992 --> 00:38:11,826 No, no, no, baby. 805 00:38:11,859 --> 00:38:13,426 Okay, we're gonna go over 806 00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:16,429 the types of legislation now in hierarchy, from the most 807 00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:17,732 to least authoritative. 808 00:38:17,765 --> 00:38:22,136 Okay, so the first one being the U.S. Constitution. 809 00:38:22,170 --> 00:38:23,336 The supreme law of the land. 810 00:38:23,370 --> 00:38:24,939 It's a policy clause. 811 00:38:24,972 --> 00:38:27,642 Even federal statutes in this legislation 812 00:38:27,675 --> 00:38:31,579 can be challenged as being unconstitutional. 813 00:38:31,612 --> 00:38:34,314 Okay, number two, federal statutes. 814 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,420 I'm really sorry. 815 00:38:40,453 --> 00:38:42,123 Third one is treaties. 816 00:38:42,156 --> 00:38:43,423 A diplomatic instrument. 817 00:38:43,456 --> 00:38:45,760 It's compact between nations. 818 00:38:45,793 --> 00:38:47,895 It may have incidental side effects 819 00:38:47,929 --> 00:38:50,164 as federal legislation. 820 00:38:50,198 --> 00:38:53,901 The fourth type of legislation is state constitutions. 821 00:38:53,935 --> 00:38:56,170 Here it's more likely to deal with at length 822 00:38:56,204 --> 00:38:57,738 in a very specific term. 823 00:38:57,772 --> 00:39:01,474 Subjects like school and police administration, 824 00:39:01,509 --> 00:39:05,713 lotteries, state and municipal budgeting, 825 00:39:05,746 --> 00:39:08,950 tenure of civil service employees, etc. 826 00:39:08,983 --> 00:39:10,151 The Supreme Court of the U.S. 827 00:39:10,184 --> 00:39:14,322 is not superior in authority to state courts on questions 828 00:39:14,354 --> 00:39:17,058 of local state law. 829 00:39:17,091 --> 00:39:18,993 Number five. State statutes. 830 00:39:19,026 --> 00:39:21,963 The effectiveness of a state statutory provision 831 00:39:21,996 --> 00:39:23,698 may be challenged in court 832 00:39:23,731 --> 00:39:26,133 that it violates some prohibition 833 00:39:26,167 --> 00:39:28,368 in the U.S. Constitution. 834 00:39:29,537 --> 00:39:31,038 Okay, and... 835 00:39:31,072 --> 00:39:32,840 -Ow. -You're so sensitive. 836 00:39:32,874 --> 00:39:34,976 How else do you expect me to do this? 837 00:39:35,009 --> 00:39:37,645 Slower and quieter, maybe? 838 00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:42,016 Okay. That's okay. 839 00:39:42,049 --> 00:39:44,952 Now you're just being rude. 840 00:39:48,488 --> 00:39:50,024 What the fuck? 841 00:39:50,057 --> 00:39:51,792 Oh. Oh, this. 842 00:39:51,826 --> 00:39:53,928 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I didn't even notice this. 843 00:39:53,961 --> 00:39:55,495 Wildly unnecessary. 844 00:39:55,529 --> 00:39:57,965 I'm sorry, but he is so fucking corny. 845 00:39:57,999 --> 00:40:00,902 It's a lot of flower water, which gets very stinky. 846 00:40:00,935 --> 00:40:03,470 In two days this will be just stinky flower water. 847 00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:04,939 Okay, Kenz, can you do me a favor? 848 00:40:04,972 --> 00:40:07,108 -What's up? -Can you check my close friends 849 00:40:07,141 --> 00:40:08,342 and just tell me if it's obvious 850 00:40:08,376 --> 00:40:09,476 I'm posting on it for my crush. 851 00:40:09,510 --> 00:40:11,178 Lucas said I look desperate. 852 00:40:11,212 --> 00:40:14,982 Very desperate. I've never seen anyone use that feature to pout before. 853 00:40:16,117 --> 00:40:17,952 Are you kidding? Lit doesn't count as a word. 854 00:40:17,985 --> 00:40:20,821 This is everything that's wrong with our culture. 855 00:40:20,855 --> 00:40:24,258 -Literally always been a word. -Babe, come on. 856 00:40:24,292 --> 00:40:25,793 - Kenz? - What? 857 00:40:25,826 --> 00:40:27,427 You solving a mystery over there, or what's going on? 858 00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:28,863 No, I'm just... I'm just messaging Finn. 859 00:40:28,896 --> 00:40:30,598 It's, um, it's easier on my laptop 860 00:40:30,631 --> 00:40:32,033 'cause then my thumbs don't hurt. 861 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,002 Uh, what's going on? Is everything okay? 862 00:40:35,036 --> 00:40:37,738 It will be. We got into our first fight last night. 863 00:40:37,772 --> 00:40:39,040 I think that maybe I've been taking him 864 00:40:39,073 --> 00:40:42,410 for granted a little bit and he's feeling insecure. 865 00:40:42,442 --> 00:40:43,544 Does he feel insecure, 866 00:40:43,577 --> 00:40:45,713 because you guys are together all the time 867 00:40:45,746 --> 00:40:47,048 and then when you're not together 868 00:40:47,081 --> 00:40:49,183 you're also still talking? 869 00:40:49,216 --> 00:40:50,918 I get it. 870 00:40:50,952 --> 00:40:52,887 I once got upset at Cody, because he got up before me on a Sunday morning 871 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,689 and then never came back in to cuddle. 872 00:40:54,722 --> 00:40:57,425 I just walked out and he was sitting there on his phone. 873 00:40:57,457 --> 00:41:00,594 Like, are you joking? 874 00:41:00,628 --> 00:41:01,996 If you're not gonna do therapy, 875 00:41:02,029 --> 00:41:05,299 can you at least look at the TikToks I send you? 876 00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:06,701 Lit is a word, by the way. 877 00:41:06,734 --> 00:41:07,902 Oh. 878 00:41:07,935 --> 00:41:09,036 Yeah, yeah. 879 00:41:09,070 --> 00:41:09,904 I hate myself. 880 00:41:09,937 --> 00:41:12,139 You should. You actually should. 881 00:41:12,173 --> 00:41:13,107 I have to go. 882 00:41:13,140 --> 00:41:15,475 What, you just got here. - Sorry. 883 00:41:16,377 --> 00:41:18,980 Fuck! I mean, fuck. 884 00:41:19,013 --> 00:41:21,716 Ooh, could you get me some allergy meds? 885 00:41:23,317 --> 00:41:25,485 "Lit isn't a word, babe." 886 00:41:25,519 --> 00:41:27,321 Did you just lower your own man voice 887 00:41:27,355 --> 00:41:28,456 to imitate me? 888 00:41:30,891 --> 00:41:32,860 I'm... I'm really sorry that I made you feel that way. 889 00:41:32,893 --> 00:41:34,494 I just don't want you to do things 890 00:41:34,528 --> 00:41:36,731 that are gonna make you resent me. 891 00:41:36,764 --> 00:41:38,032 You're making me feel really bad. 892 00:41:38,065 --> 00:41:39,934 I'm not trying to make you feel bad. 893 00:41:39,967 --> 00:41:42,703 -I just... -No, I know I thought we were gonna forget about last night. 894 00:41:42,737 --> 00:41:45,740 No, we are. It's just... 895 00:41:45,773 --> 00:41:47,341 It's a little hard for me to brush past you 896 00:41:47,375 --> 00:41:49,677 saying I make you want to kill yourself. 897 00:41:49,710 --> 00:41:52,113 I don't know what got into me. 898 00:41:54,582 --> 00:41:57,284 I think I was trying to sabotage us. 899 00:41:57,318 --> 00:41:58,886 Why? 900 00:41:58,919 --> 00:42:01,555 Because sometimes I think you're too good to be true and I'm scared 901 00:42:01,589 --> 00:42:03,424 you're gonna leave me. 902 00:42:06,427 --> 00:42:08,496 I'm not going anywhere. 903 00:42:08,529 --> 00:42:10,264 -You promise? -Yes. 904 00:42:12,933 --> 00:42:14,101 I think you're the first person 905 00:42:14,135 --> 00:42:17,171 -that's like ever seen me like that. -Really? 906 00:42:17,204 --> 00:42:19,540 Yeah. I mean, I used to get these panic attacks 907 00:42:19,573 --> 00:42:20,808 when I was like 10. 908 00:42:20,841 --> 00:42:22,777 Is that when your mom left? 909 00:42:22,810 --> 00:42:24,645 It was more my dad. 910 00:42:24,678 --> 00:42:26,781 He really struggled a lot when my mom left. 911 00:42:26,814 --> 00:42:31,152 And it sounds stupid. 912 00:42:31,185 --> 00:42:33,788 It sounds really stupid. I can't believe I'm telling you this. 913 00:42:33,821 --> 00:42:35,689 The first panic attack happened 914 00:42:35,723 --> 00:42:36,791 after I begged my dad 915 00:42:36,824 --> 00:42:39,427 to let me have a sleepover with my friends. 916 00:42:39,460 --> 00:42:43,631 All the kids in my elementary school class would have 'em. 917 00:42:43,664 --> 00:42:44,999 Their moms would be there setting it up. 918 00:42:45,032 --> 00:42:47,435 After begging my dad for a really long time, 919 00:42:47,468 --> 00:42:49,403 he finally let me have one. 920 00:42:49,437 --> 00:42:51,305 When they came over, 921 00:42:51,338 --> 00:42:53,574 I had realized that my dad forgot. 922 00:42:54,942 --> 00:42:57,078 And there was nothing set up. 923 00:42:57,111 --> 00:42:59,780 There was no food and the house was dirty. 924 00:42:59,814 --> 00:43:01,550 We all just sat there, and within an hour, 925 00:43:01,582 --> 00:43:02,683 they all called their moms 926 00:43:02,716 --> 00:43:04,752 and asked them to pick them up. 927 00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:07,088 And so I just... 928 00:43:07,121 --> 00:43:09,390 I had a panic attack. 929 00:43:09,423 --> 00:43:10,758 Baby. 930 00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:14,361 That's so sad. 931 00:43:14,395 --> 00:43:16,630 You know how precious you are to me. 932 00:43:18,199 --> 00:43:20,234 You don't hate me, do you? 933 00:43:20,668 --> 00:43:22,303 Of course not. 934 00:43:22,336 --> 00:43:25,873 You know, this is what love is. 935 00:43:25,906 --> 00:43:28,876 You see someone through their worst moments. 936 00:43:28,909 --> 00:43:30,811 Can you do me a favor? 937 00:43:30,845 --> 00:43:32,780 Anything. 938 00:43:32,813 --> 00:43:35,550 Can you delete our text messages? 939 00:43:35,584 --> 00:43:36,784 Sure. 940 00:43:37,586 --> 00:43:38,786 I'm just so embarrassed. 941 00:43:38,819 --> 00:43:40,321 No, it's okay. Don't be. 942 00:43:41,889 --> 00:43:43,592 You really still love me? 943 00:43:43,624 --> 00:43:44,825 Yes. 944 00:43:44,859 --> 00:43:47,361 You are the best boyfriend in the whole world. 945 00:43:50,532 --> 00:43:51,799 I love you forever. 946 00:43:51,832 --> 00:43:53,400 I love you forever. 947 00:43:57,872 --> 00:44:00,741 First of all, you guys, she likes karaoke. 948 00:44:00,774 --> 00:44:03,043 So, like already I'm superior. 949 00:44:03,077 --> 00:44:05,346 Because I have the self-awareness to not sing in public. 950 00:44:05,379 --> 00:44:07,014 - Sure. - No offense, Lucas. 951 00:44:07,047 --> 00:44:08,215 What's second of all? 952 00:44:08,249 --> 00:44:10,117 Second of all, is I did some light stalking. 953 00:44:10,151 --> 00:44:12,753 Like she's never written one of her own captions in her entire life. 954 00:44:12,786 --> 00:44:14,655 It's so obvious. 955 00:44:14,688 --> 00:44:18,893 See this? It's absolutely insane. 956 00:44:18,926 --> 00:44:20,928 Every post has a different personality. 957 00:44:20,961 --> 00:44:22,763 I mean, she's outsourcing. 958 00:44:22,796 --> 00:44:24,498 Like this has a full writers' room. 959 00:44:24,533 --> 00:44:25,534 Mmm-hmm. 960 00:44:25,567 --> 00:44:26,767 Ooh, yes. 961 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,436 - Got the res for Saturday, so. - For where? 962 00:44:29,470 --> 00:44:30,738 Chez Louis. 963 00:44:30,771 --> 00:44:31,839 Ugh, I knew you were gonna say that. 964 00:44:31,872 --> 00:44:33,608 I hate when you pretend you're in Paris. 965 00:44:33,642 --> 00:44:34,643 It makes me so nauseous. 966 00:44:34,675 --> 00:44:36,645 -What's Saturday? -The reunion. 967 00:44:36,677 --> 00:44:38,045 Oh, fuck, that's right. 968 00:44:38,078 --> 00:44:39,146 What reunion? 969 00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:41,650 Some people from our college dining club are in town. 970 00:44:41,682 --> 00:44:42,816 You're not gonna flake, are you? 971 00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:45,119 No, of course not. 972 00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,688 What's dining club? 973 00:44:47,721 --> 00:44:49,924 You guys do dinners? 974 00:44:49,957 --> 00:44:51,692 Yeah, and we talk about things. 975 00:44:51,725 --> 00:44:54,762 Oh, what kind of things? 976 00:44:54,795 --> 00:44:58,132 World events, life, thoughts, 977 00:44:58,165 --> 00:45:02,803 religion, politics, sports, sex. 978 00:45:02,836 --> 00:45:04,405 So, so dinner. 979 00:45:04,438 --> 00:45:05,906 Yeah. 980 00:45:05,940 --> 00:45:07,509 That's the most pretentious shit I've ever heard in my life. 981 00:45:07,542 --> 00:45:09,443 -Wow. -Wow. 982 00:45:09,476 --> 00:45:10,911 No, it's not. 983 00:45:10,945 --> 00:45:13,414 It's... It's not pretentious, actually. It's quite nuanced. 984 00:45:13,447 --> 00:45:15,816 No, it's definitely pretentious. Thank you. 985 00:45:15,849 --> 00:45:18,752 No. It sounds fun, sounds fun. 986 00:45:19,588 --> 00:45:20,788 Do you wanna come? 987 00:45:21,488 --> 00:45:22,524 No, seriously. 988 00:45:22,557 --> 00:45:24,091 Could he, you think? 989 00:45:24,124 --> 00:45:28,563 Could he come to our college club reunion? 990 00:45:28,597 --> 00:45:29,997 I don't know if you would enjoy yourself. 991 00:45:30,030 --> 00:45:32,833 It's gonna be like a lot of dumb reminiscing and... 992 00:45:32,866 --> 00:45:33,934 Yeah, it's fine. 993 00:45:33,968 --> 00:45:36,370 It's not that fun. It's like... Like... 994 00:45:36,403 --> 00:45:38,973 I mean, it was really hard to get a table, 995 00:45:39,006 --> 00:45:42,309 but I'm sure I could ask if we could have one more. 996 00:45:42,343 --> 00:45:44,845 Might only need one chair for the two of you. 997 00:45:44,878 --> 00:45:46,380 You know? 998 00:45:46,413 --> 00:45:48,449 You guys, it's... It's fine. 999 00:45:48,482 --> 00:45:50,417 Seriously, you do your thing. 1000 00:45:50,451 --> 00:45:52,721 -Are you sure, baby? -Yeah, I don't need to be there. 1001 00:45:52,753 --> 00:45:54,221 I really don't. 1002 00:45:55,990 --> 00:45:58,959 Aren't you just the sweetest thing in the world? 1003 00:46:01,161 --> 00:46:02,496 You're so sweet. 1004 00:46:15,644 --> 00:46:16,977 What's this? 1005 00:46:17,011 --> 00:46:18,345 - What does it look like? - It's a sleepover. 1006 00:46:18,379 --> 00:46:20,781 Actually, if... If I do say so myself, it's... 1007 00:46:20,814 --> 00:46:22,883 It's kind of the perfect sleepover. 1008 00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:25,019 We've got snacks. We've got video games. 1009 00:46:25,052 --> 00:46:27,021 We've got, oh, it's a little off-brand, 1010 00:46:27,054 --> 00:46:29,423 but we've got shrooms. 1011 00:46:29,456 --> 00:46:31,959 Listen, I know... I know that sometimes I can like 1012 00:46:31,992 --> 00:46:33,160 get in my own head 1013 00:46:33,193 --> 00:46:35,062 and it might seem like I don't appreciate you 1014 00:46:35,095 --> 00:46:37,031 or I'm not grateful for you, but I really am. 1015 00:46:37,064 --> 00:46:39,166 And... And I think about you all the time. 1016 00:46:39,199 --> 00:46:41,101 And I've already cried twice thinking about you 1017 00:46:41,135 --> 00:46:44,171 as a little boy at that sleepover, so. 1018 00:46:44,905 --> 00:46:47,207 You're all I need. 1019 00:46:47,241 --> 00:46:48,842 Sorry if I ever made you feel otherwise. 1020 00:46:48,876 --> 00:46:50,177 No, I'm sorry it took me this long 1021 00:46:50,210 --> 00:46:52,980 to do something nice for you. 1022 00:46:55,082 --> 00:46:57,851 You're not gonna get rid of me that easy, okay? 1023 00:47:01,723 --> 00:47:02,956 -You want to do shrooms? -Yeah. 1024 00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:04,224 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1025 00:47:04,258 --> 00:47:05,527 I know you didn't know this about me before, 1026 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,261 'cause I don't like to bring it up like early on. 1027 00:47:07,294 --> 00:47:08,929 - I don't like to show off. - What? 1028 00:47:08,962 --> 00:47:11,165 But I'm the best Pikachu in the world. Oh, are you? 1029 00:47:11,198 --> 00:47:12,333 I'm the best in the world. 1030 00:47:12,366 --> 00:47:13,768 Like, actually, I'm the best in the world. 1031 00:47:15,302 --> 00:47:17,171 Like, they call it "edgeguarding". I call it "hating". 1032 00:47:17,204 --> 00:47:18,439 I am the best. 1033 00:47:18,472 --> 00:47:20,140 I'm actually the best Pikachu in the world. 1034 00:47:20,174 --> 00:47:21,710 Like, you can't beat the graph. You can't beat the grab. 1035 00:47:21,743 --> 00:47:23,377 No, I really can't, actually. 1036 00:47:23,410 --> 00:47:24,878 -You can't beat the grab. -I'm sorry. It's like, it's... It's not fair. 1037 00:47:24,912 --> 00:47:27,881 -Cheers. -It's the most underrated dessert, right? 1038 00:47:28,616 --> 00:47:29,917 By far. 1039 00:47:33,053 --> 00:47:34,689 -Tickle monster. -No. 1040 00:47:34,723 --> 00:47:36,558 Get a little tickle, man. 1041 00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:41,228 You're so nasty, ugh. 1042 00:47:44,031 --> 00:47:47,334 -Ugh, I feel so sick. -Really? 1043 00:47:47,802 --> 00:47:48,902 I feel amazing. 1044 00:48:04,151 --> 00:48:05,452 I really need to brush my teeth, 1045 00:48:05,486 --> 00:48:07,488 but I'm too cozy to move. 1046 00:48:14,829 --> 00:48:16,397 Oh, where are you going? 1047 00:48:16,430 --> 00:48:18,365 Oh, no, no, don't go. 1048 00:48:35,949 --> 00:48:38,018 What the fuck? 1049 00:48:38,051 --> 00:48:40,120 Anything for my princess. 1050 00:49:07,749 --> 00:49:09,149 Mmm-mmm. 1051 00:49:09,884 --> 00:49:11,653 -I have to get ready. -Mmm-mmm. 1052 00:49:11,686 --> 00:49:14,221 I have to get ready, I'm sorry. 1053 00:49:14,254 --> 00:49:16,023 Mmm-mmm. 1054 00:49:16,056 --> 00:49:17,324 -Yeah. -Mmm-mmm. 1055 00:49:17,357 --> 00:49:18,626 It's time. 1056 00:49:21,128 --> 00:49:23,865 Mmm-mmm. Sorry. 1057 00:49:23,898 --> 00:49:25,232 -Let go. -Mmm-mmm. 1058 00:49:25,265 --> 00:49:26,734 I'm gonna be late for dinner. 1059 00:49:26,768 --> 00:49:29,704 Oh, for the geniuses who think they invented dinner. 1060 00:49:30,738 --> 00:49:32,774 -Ah, yes, of course. -Thank you. 1061 00:49:32,807 --> 00:49:35,008 Please, my lady. 1062 00:49:38,278 --> 00:49:40,981 I really wish we were spending my last night together. 1063 00:49:41,014 --> 00:49:42,149 I know, I do too. 1064 00:49:42,182 --> 00:49:44,117 But you'll only be gone for a week 1065 00:49:44,151 --> 00:49:46,153 and I will be back right after dinner. 1066 00:49:46,186 --> 00:49:47,488 We'll only have an hour. 1067 00:49:47,522 --> 00:49:49,089 We'll have all night, baby. 1068 00:49:49,122 --> 00:49:52,727 You're going to be home at 10:00 and in bed by 11:00. 1069 00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:53,795 Which is fine. 1070 00:49:53,828 --> 00:49:55,395 I just need to manage my expectations. 1071 00:49:55,429 --> 00:49:57,498 I'm sorry, you're right. I... I don't know what time I'll be home, 1072 00:49:57,532 --> 00:50:01,268 but it won't be late and we'll have the morning, 1073 00:50:01,301 --> 00:50:03,103 and the rest of our lives. 1074 00:50:03,136 --> 00:50:05,205 Fine. 1075 00:50:07,474 --> 00:50:08,843 I wish I could stay home with you. 1076 00:50:08,877 --> 00:50:11,144 I don't really see them a lot, and embarrassingly enough, 1077 00:50:11,178 --> 00:50:12,212 they were like the only thing 1078 00:50:12,246 --> 00:50:13,548 that got me through school, so. 1079 00:50:13,581 --> 00:50:14,716 You didn't like college? 1080 00:50:14,749 --> 00:50:16,483 Not really. It was kind of a difficult time for me. 1081 00:50:16,518 --> 00:50:18,520 - Why? - I had this professor 1082 00:50:18,553 --> 00:50:21,221 he would ask me to come to his office all the time, 1083 00:50:21,255 --> 00:50:22,657 and then he started pouring me drinks there, 1084 00:50:22,690 --> 00:50:27,194 and I mean, it was very cliche in a lot of ways, 1085 00:50:27,227 --> 00:50:28,963 but I just... I never really thought 1086 00:50:28,997 --> 00:50:30,264 he would try anything. 1087 00:50:30,297 --> 00:50:32,165 I really looked up to him and... 1088 00:50:32,199 --> 00:50:33,902 but he did... He did try to kiss me one day 1089 00:50:33,935 --> 00:50:39,206 and then I rejected him, and I didn't feel unsafe, you know? 1090 00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,475 But um, he just... 1091 00:50:41,509 --> 00:50:44,012 He got really hostile with me in class after that, 1092 00:50:44,044 --> 00:50:45,780 so I went and I told the counselor, 1093 00:50:45,813 --> 00:50:47,214 like you're supposed to do on campus, 1094 00:50:47,247 --> 00:50:49,182 and before I knew it, he was fired, 1095 00:50:49,216 --> 00:50:51,619 and somehow everyone knew it was because of me. 1096 00:50:51,653 --> 00:50:53,420 What a piece of shit. 1097 00:50:53,453 --> 00:50:57,291 Yeah, it was just... I don't know, it was shitty. 1098 00:50:57,324 --> 00:50:58,425 All the students really loved him 1099 00:50:58,458 --> 00:51:00,795 and it felt like it was all my fault. 1100 00:51:00,828 --> 00:51:01,796 I'm so sorry. 1101 00:51:01,829 --> 00:51:04,832 -It's okay. You're so sweet. -No. 1102 00:51:04,866 --> 00:51:07,702 Listen, I'm just gonna go for the minimum amount of time 1103 00:51:07,735 --> 00:51:11,405 and then I will run back to cuddle and kiss. 1104 00:51:11,438 --> 00:51:13,007 Okay? 1105 00:51:13,041 --> 00:51:14,241 Just wait, one more thing. 1106 00:51:14,274 --> 00:51:16,044 -I have to tell you one more thing. -What? 1107 00:51:16,076 --> 00:51:17,879 I love you forever. 1108 00:51:17,912 --> 00:51:20,582 Animals sleep on the ground, because they don't have another option. 1109 00:51:20,615 --> 00:51:23,183 We want a comfortable place, but we just assume they don't? 1110 00:51:23,216 --> 00:51:24,384 It's preposterous. 1111 00:51:24,418 --> 00:51:26,754 There should be animal beds every few miles. 1112 00:51:26,788 --> 00:51:29,456 Actually, humans are supposed to sleep on the floor. 1113 00:51:29,489 --> 00:51:31,859 We could just put a mattress out in the woods. It'll rot. 1114 00:51:31,893 --> 00:51:34,294 I think an animal's more likely to choke on a mattress spring 1115 00:51:34,328 --> 00:51:36,064 rather than sleep on a mattress. 1116 00:51:37,565 --> 00:51:39,232 Yes, that will do. 1117 00:51:39,266 --> 00:51:40,802 No, Ally, you would test the elements. 1118 00:51:40,835 --> 00:51:43,370 If you... if anyone actually cared about animals, 1119 00:51:43,403 --> 00:51:45,073 they'd figure this out. 1120 00:51:45,105 --> 00:51:46,139 But no, of course not. 1121 00:51:46,173 --> 00:51:48,576 We have our top minds creating AI code 1122 00:51:48,610 --> 00:51:51,378 that turns a photo of you into a Renaissance painting. 1123 00:51:51,411 --> 00:51:53,915 Like mine wasn't even good. 1124 00:51:53,948 --> 00:51:56,884 I think it's very sweet that you want to make beds for deer. 1125 00:51:56,918 --> 00:51:58,151 Yeah, 'cause everything's perfect. 1126 00:51:58,185 --> 00:52:00,655 There's no more sexism, racism, genocide. 1127 00:52:00,688 --> 00:52:02,557 All unhoused people are taken care of. 1128 00:52:02,590 --> 00:52:04,358 And the last thing to figure out 1129 00:52:04,391 --> 00:52:06,493 is a comfortable night's sleep for a raccoon. 1130 00:52:06,527 --> 00:52:08,362 Um, you can't smoke here. 1131 00:52:08,395 --> 00:52:10,999 Oh, I know, it's just for the aesthetic. 1132 00:52:11,032 --> 00:52:12,232 Cigarettes are disgusting. 1133 00:52:12,265 --> 00:52:14,368 But it's very French. 1134 00:52:14,401 --> 00:52:16,269 Oh, and explain sanpaku to them. 1135 00:52:16,303 --> 00:52:17,705 So, sanpaku is when you have, 1136 00:52:17,739 --> 00:52:19,807 you see the whites of your eyes below. 1137 00:52:19,841 --> 00:52:22,409 I think like the hottest have them. I have that. 1138 00:52:22,442 --> 00:52:23,845 I don't have sanpaku eyes. 1139 00:52:23,878 --> 00:52:25,345 But I do have a mild case of... 1140 00:52:25,379 --> 00:52:26,714 It's just, you can't really see right now. 1141 00:52:26,748 --> 00:52:28,482 Hey, hey, no phones. You know the rules. 1142 00:52:28,516 --> 00:52:29,917 Sorry. Sorry, I'm just texting. 1143 00:52:29,951 --> 00:52:32,086 I just feel like now that I'm 26 I can't like cry 1144 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:33,253 and have it feel like... 1145 00:52:33,286 --> 00:52:35,757 Sorry, okay. Thank you. 1146 00:52:36,791 --> 00:52:39,127 So I brought Julie to my, you know, 1147 00:52:39,159 --> 00:52:40,460 my little thing that I do every week. 1148 00:52:40,494 --> 00:52:42,162 She didn't speak. She didn't mutter a word. 1149 00:52:42,195 --> 00:52:45,399 I was like, "Why should I bring you here, you're like a dead corpse?" 1150 00:52:45,432 --> 00:52:46,701 I'd rather not have friend... 1151 00:52:46,734 --> 00:52:49,236 I'd rather act like I didn't have friends. 1152 00:52:49,269 --> 00:52:50,872 Silent but sweet, like silent but sweet. 1153 00:52:50,905 --> 00:52:53,206 But like instead, I bring Julie. 1154 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:54,575 You get it, right? 1155 00:52:54,609 --> 00:52:57,545 I think it's just like, I just think it's so obvious. 1156 00:52:57,578 --> 00:53:01,248 Like okay, so then you have someone like... 1157 00:53:01,281 --> 00:53:03,450 Finn, what is going on? 1158 00:53:03,483 --> 00:53:04,519 I should be asking you that. 1159 00:53:04,552 --> 00:53:06,054 Asking me what? 1160 00:53:06,087 --> 00:53:08,823 I'm at dinner and I look up to see your friend spying on me. 1161 00:53:08,856 --> 00:53:10,658 Harrison's not spying on you. 1162 00:53:10,692 --> 00:53:12,827 He texted me a photo about running into there. 1163 00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:15,328 Okay, well then, why wouldn't he just come up and say hi to me 1164 00:53:15,362 --> 00:53:17,165 like a normal person? 1165 00:53:17,197 --> 00:53:18,766 Because he's shy. 1166 00:53:19,801 --> 00:53:21,234 And plus, if you weren't doing anything wrong, 1167 00:53:21,268 --> 00:53:22,770 then what's wrong with him taking a photo of you? 1168 00:53:22,804 --> 00:53:25,773 I really should not have to explain why that's bothersome. 1169 00:53:27,207 --> 00:53:28,743 Is Lucas there? 1170 00:53:28,776 --> 00:53:31,179 Why are you asking me that like you didn't just see a photo of us 1171 00:53:31,211 --> 00:53:32,647 at the same table? 1172 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,182 Well, you're sitting awfully close to him, don't you think? 1173 00:53:34,214 --> 00:53:35,883 You mean next to him? 1174 00:53:35,917 --> 00:53:37,250 Yeah, yeah, Finn, 1175 00:53:37,284 --> 00:53:40,521 I'm sitting next to my friend at a dinner table. This is crazy. 1176 00:53:40,555 --> 00:53:41,622 Don't call me crazy. 1177 00:53:41,656 --> 00:53:43,758 Don't even insinuate that I am crazy, 1178 00:53:43,791 --> 00:53:47,195 because you have no idea what goes on in my head. 1179 00:53:47,227 --> 00:53:48,428 Okay. 1180 00:53:49,197 --> 00:53:51,465 Okay, I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. 1181 00:53:51,498 --> 00:53:53,266 I just find it disrespectful, that's all. 1182 00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:54,669 You find what disrespectful? 1183 00:53:54,702 --> 00:53:56,003 That you're so close to a guy 1184 00:53:56,037 --> 00:53:58,506 who's obviously in love with you. 1185 00:53:59,406 --> 00:54:01,209 Lucas is not in love with me. 1186 00:54:01,241 --> 00:54:04,812 I see things that you don't, okay? 1187 00:54:04,846 --> 00:54:07,548 Imagine how you would feel if I left you alone to go to dinner 1188 00:54:07,582 --> 00:54:08,750 with some girl you knew was in love with me. 1189 00:54:08,783 --> 00:54:10,417 Yeah, that would be really shitty, 1190 00:54:10,450 --> 00:54:11,919 but that's not what's happening. 1191 00:54:11,953 --> 00:54:15,489 The only women that have my number are women that I work with, 1192 00:54:15,523 --> 00:54:17,525 'cause I changed it when we met, 1193 00:54:17,558 --> 00:54:20,494 so that you would never feel uncomfortable. 1194 00:54:20,528 --> 00:54:22,329 Like what have you done for me? 1195 00:54:22,362 --> 00:54:23,831 What? 1196 00:54:23,865 --> 00:54:25,933 Yeah, but you don't even post me anymore. 1197 00:54:25,967 --> 00:54:27,434 I barely post. 1198 00:54:28,502 --> 00:54:29,971 And I planned a whole night for you 1199 00:54:30,004 --> 00:54:31,239 like two days ago. 1200 00:54:31,271 --> 00:54:33,074 Oh. 1201 00:54:33,107 --> 00:54:37,377 The sleepover? Mackenzie, that is embarrassing. I'm an adult. 1202 00:54:37,410 --> 00:54:39,514 Okay, well, I'm sorry I'm a normal person 1203 00:54:39,547 --> 00:54:41,916 and not a producer on The Bachelor. 1204 00:54:43,684 --> 00:54:46,254 I can't. I have to go, okay? 1205 00:54:46,286 --> 00:54:47,287 I have to go. 1206 00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:48,689 Are you seriously gonna hang up? 1207 00:54:48,723 --> 00:54:50,625 I'm not hanging up. I'm telling you that I'm leaving. 1208 00:54:50,658 --> 00:54:51,993 There's a difference, okay? 1209 00:54:52,026 --> 00:54:53,227 Go. Have fun! 1210 00:54:53,261 --> 00:54:56,697 I'll be sitting here doing nothing like always! 1211 00:54:56,731 --> 00:54:58,365 Yeah, rest assured, 1212 00:54:58,398 --> 00:55:00,535 it will be nearly impossible for me to have fun after this conversation. 1213 00:55:00,568 --> 00:55:03,436 Why are you being so mean to me? 1214 00:55:03,470 --> 00:55:06,541 I don't get it! I'm so nice to you! 1215 00:55:06,574 --> 00:55:08,643 You should be treating me like a king! 1216 00:55:08,676 --> 00:55:10,778 You know how many women would wanna date me? 1217 00:55:10,812 --> 00:55:13,981 Any other guy would be texting girls 1218 00:55:14,015 --> 00:55:15,448 and probably cheating on you. 1219 00:55:15,482 --> 00:55:16,651 On you especially. 1220 00:55:16,684 --> 00:55:18,186 What is that supposed to mean? 1221 00:55:18,219 --> 00:55:20,420 Mackenzie, we never have sex. 1222 00:55:20,453 --> 00:55:21,756 We have sex. Since when is this an issue? 1223 00:55:21,789 --> 00:55:22,957 Since always. 1224 00:55:22,990 --> 00:55:24,759 Am I the only one in this relationship? 1225 00:55:24,792 --> 00:55:26,894 My friends think it's so fucked up 1226 00:55:26,928 --> 00:55:28,062 the way that you treat me. 1227 00:55:28,095 --> 00:55:30,298 I mean, their girlfriends have sex with them every day. 1228 00:55:30,330 --> 00:55:31,799 What? They said that? 1229 00:55:31,833 --> 00:55:34,101 I think you've given me head like twice. 1230 00:55:34,135 --> 00:55:35,102 I hate this so much. 1231 00:55:35,136 --> 00:55:36,571 Why are you doing this right now? 1232 00:55:36,604 --> 00:55:37,972 Well, because it's a problem. 1233 00:55:38,005 --> 00:55:39,774 We can have sex more. Okay? 1234 00:55:39,807 --> 00:55:40,808 We'll have sex more. 1235 00:55:40,842 --> 00:55:42,810 What do you want me to do about this right now? 1236 00:55:42,844 --> 00:55:45,813 All I want you to know is that I'm not happy or satisfied. 1237 00:55:45,847 --> 00:55:48,348 Well, I'll fucking blow you when I get home, okay? 1238 00:55:48,381 --> 00:55:49,851 Are you happy now? 1239 00:55:49,884 --> 00:55:53,120 I hate my life! Jesus! 1240 00:55:53,154 --> 00:55:54,454 Script of True West? 1241 00:55:54,487 --> 00:55:56,657 Well, I rewrote it. I had rewritten it 1242 00:55:56,691 --> 00:55:57,758 and I just thought that we could like 1243 00:55:57,792 --> 00:56:00,628 put on a production in the apartment. 1244 00:56:00,661 --> 00:56:02,462 - It was good. - Can you pass me that? 1245 00:56:02,495 --> 00:56:03,898 I'm sorry to interrupt. 1246 00:56:03,931 --> 00:56:05,933 Is one of you Mackenzie? 1247 00:56:05,967 --> 00:56:07,335 Yeah. 1248 00:56:07,367 --> 00:56:08,736 Your boyfriend's on the phone. 1249 00:56:10,204 --> 00:56:11,205 Oh, my God. 1250 00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:12,306 I'm... I'm so sorry. 1251 00:56:12,340 --> 00:56:13,641 I'll call him back from my phone. 1252 00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:16,510 That's... Sorry about that. 1253 00:56:16,544 --> 00:56:17,612 Seriously, what is happening? 1254 00:56:17,645 --> 00:56:20,047 He's locked out of his apartment. 1255 00:56:28,656 --> 00:56:31,092 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1256 00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:32,560 It's not a big deal. Calm down. 1257 00:56:32,593 --> 00:56:35,229 No, I have to go. This is so twisted. 1258 00:56:35,263 --> 00:56:37,497 I just wanted to talk. Stop freaking out. 1259 00:56:37,531 --> 00:56:39,333 You're the one who's freaking out! 1260 00:56:39,367 --> 00:56:42,502 Relax. Breathe. It's okay. 1261 00:56:42,536 --> 00:56:45,907 What do you want? 1262 00:56:45,940 --> 00:56:48,441 I wanna know if you still want to be with me. 1263 00:56:48,475 --> 00:56:49,977 Yes, I do. 1264 00:56:50,011 --> 00:56:51,712 Just stop, please stop. 1265 00:56:51,746 --> 00:56:53,381 What's taking so long? 1266 00:56:53,413 --> 00:56:55,249 When are you gonna be home? 1267 00:56:55,283 --> 00:56:56,584 Twenty minutes. 1268 00:56:56,617 --> 00:56:58,052 Okay, I'll see you in 20 minutes. 1269 00:56:58,085 --> 00:57:01,488 I'm turning off my phone. We don't get along right now. 1270 00:57:06,426 --> 00:57:08,763 Hey, you okay? 1271 00:57:08,796 --> 00:57:09,864 Oh, yeah. 1272 00:57:09,897 --> 00:57:14,035 I... I'm fine. 1273 00:58:03,384 --> 00:58:04,585 Hong Kong. 1274 00:58:07,621 --> 00:58:09,523 What do you think? 1275 00:58:10,257 --> 00:58:12,460 I don't know. 1276 00:58:12,492 --> 00:58:14,095 What's wrong? 1277 00:58:14,895 --> 00:58:16,197 What? Nothing. 1278 00:58:16,230 --> 00:58:18,466 Everything's fine. 1279 00:58:18,498 --> 00:58:19,600 How is it fine? 1280 00:58:19,633 --> 00:58:21,736 Because it is. 1281 00:58:21,769 --> 00:58:23,437 You don't think that you'd be better off without me? 1282 00:58:23,471 --> 00:58:25,006 No. 1283 00:58:25,039 --> 00:58:26,574 'Cause I have problems. 1284 00:58:26,607 --> 00:58:28,776 I don't think that. 1285 00:58:28,809 --> 00:58:30,611 And that all I do is cause you trouble. 1286 00:58:30,644 --> 00:58:32,747 It's not true. 1287 00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:35,483 And I'm sorry if me hanging out with Lucas upsets you. 1288 00:58:35,516 --> 00:58:36,550 I can understand that. 1289 00:58:36,584 --> 00:58:39,487 But you can't just be breaking shit. 1290 00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:40,955 It's my shit. 1291 00:58:41,455 --> 00:58:42,723 I paid for it. 1292 00:58:45,226 --> 00:58:48,029 Besides, what the fuck do you care anyway? 1293 00:58:49,430 --> 00:58:52,767 Look, maybe I should... Maybe I should move my week around. 1294 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,201 -No. -So I can stay longer. 1295 00:58:55,669 --> 00:58:57,038 No, no, I... I have so much work to do. 1296 00:58:57,071 --> 00:58:59,607 Honestly, it would just be you waiting around again. 1297 00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:01,108 I don't wanna leave 1298 00:59:01,142 --> 00:59:02,910 when we're on these terms with each other. 1299 00:59:02,943 --> 00:59:04,145 Everything's fine. Seriously. 1300 00:59:04,178 --> 00:59:06,013 Nothing's changed. You should go on your trip. 1301 00:59:06,047 --> 00:59:09,116 We're good. I promise. 1302 00:59:09,150 --> 00:59:11,385 Well, now it feels like you're trying to get rid of me. 1303 00:59:11,419 --> 00:59:12,753 What? 1304 00:59:13,387 --> 00:59:14,388 No. 1305 00:59:14,422 --> 00:59:17,258 I'm... I'm not. 1306 00:59:17,291 --> 00:59:18,359 Something's up. 1307 00:59:18,392 --> 00:59:19,827 You're just being paranoid. 1308 00:59:19,860 --> 00:59:22,797 And... And I'm... I'm... I'm gonna get a new number today. 1309 00:59:22,830 --> 00:59:24,432 You don't have to do that. 1310 00:59:24,465 --> 00:59:25,733 I want to. 1311 00:59:25,766 --> 00:59:27,435 Cause I... I just, I wanna make you feel as secure 1312 00:59:27,468 --> 00:59:29,937 as you make me feel. 1313 00:59:29,970 --> 00:59:31,506 You promise you don't look at me differently? 1314 00:59:31,540 --> 00:59:33,207 I promise. 1315 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:36,511 I hate being away from you. All I do is think about you. 1316 00:59:36,545 --> 00:59:38,145 I'm so lucky. 1317 00:59:38,179 --> 00:59:39,548 Nobody has what we have. 1318 00:59:39,580 --> 00:59:41,449 It's so special. 1319 00:59:41,482 --> 00:59:42,683 So real. 1320 00:59:43,317 --> 00:59:45,319 So real. 1321 01:00:43,277 --> 01:00:45,146 Hi, baby. Sorry, my phone was in the other room. 1322 01:00:45,179 --> 01:00:47,047 - What's up? - Hi, Angel. 1323 01:00:47,081 --> 01:00:48,482 Just wanted to say I miss you already. 1324 01:00:48,517 --> 01:00:49,950 Oh, I miss you, too. 1325 01:00:49,984 --> 01:00:51,051 I was just about to hop in the shower. 1326 01:00:51,085 --> 01:00:52,720 Can I give you a call a little later? 1327 01:00:52,753 --> 01:00:54,088 Yeah. I love you. 1328 01:00:54,121 --> 01:00:55,823 I love you more. 1329 01:01:25,119 --> 01:01:26,387 You know... 1330 01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:27,988 What? 1331 01:01:28,022 --> 01:01:31,058 I probably should inspect you for ticks. 1332 01:01:31,091 --> 01:01:32,159 Oh, is that so? 1333 01:01:32,193 --> 01:01:34,295 Yeah, we were kind of reckless out there. 1334 01:01:34,328 --> 01:01:35,664 Yeah? 1335 01:01:35,696 --> 01:01:37,198 No ticks there. 1336 01:02:15,836 --> 01:02:18,038 Fuck, that's fucking good. 1337 01:02:18,072 --> 01:02:19,641 Kenz! 1338 01:02:19,674 --> 01:02:21,275 Our little city hall staffer, 1339 01:02:21,308 --> 01:02:24,111 wow, you gonna wear a pantsuit on your first day? What do you think? 1340 01:02:24,144 --> 01:02:26,313 Yeah, I haven't thought that far ahead. 1341 01:02:26,347 --> 01:02:27,515 I am excited, though. 1342 01:02:27,549 --> 01:02:28,749 You totally deserve this. 1343 01:02:28,782 --> 01:02:30,217 I mean, not really. 1344 01:02:30,251 --> 01:02:32,253 What are you talking about, our little staffing vix, 1345 01:02:32,286 --> 01:02:34,321 you've been working your ass off. 1346 01:02:34,355 --> 01:02:36,757 Every law student in like a 300-mile radius applied for this job. 1347 01:02:36,790 --> 01:02:40,662 I'm just the only one whose boyfriend knows a counsel person. 1348 01:02:40,695 --> 01:02:41,730 But it is my dream, 1349 01:02:41,762 --> 01:02:44,231 so I'm just trying to go with it. 1350 01:02:44,265 --> 01:02:46,000 How is the boyfriend? 1351 01:02:46,033 --> 01:02:48,603 He's good. He's really good. 1352 01:02:48,637 --> 01:02:50,271 Even today? 1353 01:02:51,839 --> 01:02:53,541 What is that supposed to mean? 1354 01:02:53,575 --> 01:02:55,543 You know, just because 1355 01:02:55,577 --> 01:02:59,614 he has a tendency of ruining special or important days, 1356 01:02:59,648 --> 01:03:03,150 like even Christmas. 1357 01:03:03,183 --> 01:03:04,285 I mean, if it was bad all the time, 1358 01:03:04,318 --> 01:03:05,754 obviously I wouldn't put up with it, 1359 01:03:05,786 --> 01:03:07,321 but we've been really good. 1360 01:03:08,389 --> 01:03:09,923 We have. 1361 01:03:09,957 --> 01:03:11,626 You guys don't see the other sides of him 1362 01:03:11,660 --> 01:03:12,826 that I do, you know? 1363 01:03:12,860 --> 01:03:14,028 And it's not like I'm the easiest person 1364 01:03:14,061 --> 01:03:15,963 to be in a relationship with, either. 1365 01:03:15,996 --> 01:03:18,399 He makes a lot of sacrifices to be with me. 1366 01:03:18,432 --> 01:03:19,466 Like what? 1367 01:03:20,834 --> 01:03:23,037 Maybe you like how much he needs you. 1368 01:03:23,070 --> 01:03:25,573 Maybe it makes you feel special. 1369 01:03:25,607 --> 01:03:29,443 Maybe you don't know what it's like to be in a real relationship. 1370 01:03:29,476 --> 01:03:32,046 Actually, I'm dating someone who's really nice 1371 01:03:32,079 --> 01:03:34,381 and doesn't even have social media. 1372 01:03:34,415 --> 01:03:36,850 Which you'd know, obviously, if you weren't so consumed 1373 01:03:36,884 --> 01:03:39,920 by your real relationship. 1374 01:03:39,953 --> 01:03:41,255 That's really great, Ally. Who is it? 1375 01:03:41,288 --> 01:03:43,725 Let's just say he's basically Ponyboy. 1376 01:03:43,758 --> 01:03:46,226 Ponyboy's 13. 1377 01:03:46,260 --> 01:03:48,228 Not anymore. 1378 01:03:48,262 --> 01:03:50,632 I swear to God, I once saw him light a cigarette 1379 01:03:50,665 --> 01:03:53,100 with no hands and no fire. 1380 01:03:53,133 --> 01:03:55,537 You swear to God on that? 1381 01:03:55,570 --> 01:03:58,172 Lucas is dating someone, too. - You are? 1382 01:03:58,205 --> 01:04:00,974 Trying not to jinx it, so I'm not gonna talk about it. 1383 01:04:04,278 --> 01:04:06,548 Do you not have your phone? Finn just texted me. 1384 01:04:06,581 --> 01:04:09,617 -Oh, I just probably don't have service. -Sorry. 1385 01:04:09,651 --> 01:04:11,519 He's texted me, too. 1386 01:04:16,256 --> 01:04:20,094 Wow. What's with all the tech? 1387 01:04:20,127 --> 01:04:21,563 I like to have it with me just in case. 1388 01:04:21,596 --> 01:04:23,765 Just in case of what? 1389 01:04:23,798 --> 01:04:25,232 What do you think? 1390 01:04:25,767 --> 01:04:28,670 Oh, iCloud? 1391 01:04:28,703 --> 01:04:29,970 I'm so scared of iCloud. 1392 01:04:30,003 --> 01:04:31,338 It's the scariest thing in the entire world. 1393 01:04:31,372 --> 01:04:33,273 Like, do you know how much shit I've talked? 1394 01:04:33,307 --> 01:04:35,610 No, no, no. Do not let my anxiety give you anxiety. 1395 01:04:35,643 --> 01:04:37,878 Fuck. Do you think I'm a horrible person now, 1396 01:04:37,911 --> 01:04:39,547 'cause I just took your anxiety? 1397 01:04:39,581 --> 01:04:43,050 You like shared an anxiety and I was like, "No me, I'm anxious, too." 1398 01:04:43,083 --> 01:04:44,318 No, it'll just give me more anxiety 1399 01:04:44,351 --> 01:04:46,688 if I made you think you should have anxiety. 1400 01:04:46,721 --> 01:04:48,122 If all your devices are with you, 1401 01:04:48,155 --> 01:04:50,124 do you think you're just like multiplying the chances 1402 01:04:50,157 --> 01:04:51,392 of your devices overhearing you? 1403 01:04:51,425 --> 01:04:52,926 Like, wouldn't that give you more anxiety? 1404 01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:56,063 I think for me that would give me more anxiety if I... 1405 01:04:56,096 --> 01:04:58,031 I... I thought... I thought you would wanna 1406 01:04:58,065 --> 01:05:00,000 celebrate the job with me. 1407 01:05:00,901 --> 01:05:04,037 And for you to go out with them, 1408 01:05:04,071 --> 01:05:06,039 it just feels like betrayal. 1409 01:05:06,741 --> 01:05:07,842 I'm hurt. 1410 01:05:07,876 --> 01:05:09,977 It just makes me mad. 1411 01:05:10,010 --> 01:05:11,078 They're not good friends to you. 1412 01:05:11,111 --> 01:05:12,647 The only reason why they keep you around 1413 01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:15,215 is because you're the only person nice enough to tolerate them. 1414 01:05:15,249 --> 01:05:17,117 If my friends didn't like you, 1415 01:05:17,151 --> 01:05:18,820 I wouldn't be able to be friends with them. 1416 01:05:18,853 --> 01:05:19,920 All I do is nice things. 1417 01:05:19,953 --> 01:05:21,523 I'm like the nicest guy ever. 1418 01:05:21,556 --> 01:05:23,123 You know, I've been talking to my therapist. 1419 01:05:23,157 --> 01:05:25,993 She says you not telling me these things 1420 01:05:26,026 --> 01:05:28,095 really triggers my abandonment issues. 1421 01:05:28,128 --> 01:05:31,064 She says the way that you treat me is fucked up. 1422 01:05:31,098 --> 01:05:32,534 She says you're a bad girlfriend. 1423 01:05:32,567 --> 01:05:34,769 Feels like an inappropriate thing for a therapist to say. 1424 01:05:34,803 --> 01:05:36,538 Mackenzie, she has a degree. 1425 01:05:36,571 --> 01:05:39,940 Would you rather me ask my two jobless loser friends 1426 01:05:39,973 --> 01:05:42,476 what they think of our relationship? 1427 01:05:42,510 --> 01:05:44,945 I forgot I can't be honest about how I'm feeling. 1428 01:05:44,978 --> 01:05:47,181 Because if I have any feelings, I'm scary. 1429 01:05:47,214 --> 01:05:48,949 I'm the one whose girlfriend is dressed like a whore. 1430 01:05:48,982 --> 01:05:50,484 If you want Lucas to fuck you so bad, 1431 01:05:50,518 --> 01:05:52,386 maybe you should leave a little bit more up to his imagination. 1432 01:05:52,419 --> 01:05:54,656 Sorry, I want to cry, because everyone hates me 1433 01:05:54,689 --> 01:05:58,192 for no reason and my life sucks! 1434 01:05:58,225 --> 01:06:00,628 I can't do this anymore, Finn. I can't. 1435 01:06:00,662 --> 01:06:02,764 Oh, God. What? 1436 01:06:02,797 --> 01:06:05,199 What are you talking about, Mackenzie? We're just talking. 1437 01:06:05,232 --> 01:06:06,333 No, we're not just talking! 1438 01:06:06,366 --> 01:06:07,535 Just break up with me, Mackenzie. 1439 01:06:07,569 --> 01:06:10,705 If I'm so fucking horrible, break up with me. 1440 01:06:11,438 --> 01:06:13,006 Why are you crying. 1441 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:14,074 Nothing bad has ever happened to you 1442 01:06:14,107 --> 01:06:15,375 in your entire life, has it? 1443 01:06:15,409 --> 01:06:17,679 It's always something. I just... I can't. 1444 01:06:18,713 --> 01:06:20,280 I can't do anything right. I can't. 1445 01:06:20,314 --> 01:06:22,115 I love you. I really, really love you. 1446 01:06:22,149 --> 01:06:24,919 But I'm never gonna be able to make you happy. 1447 01:06:24,953 --> 01:06:26,721 Oh, God. 1448 01:06:26,754 --> 01:06:27,988 What? 1449 01:06:29,958 --> 01:06:32,025 I bet you led your professor on. 1450 01:06:32,059 --> 01:06:34,194 Just like you led me on. 1451 01:06:34,228 --> 01:06:35,864 And now you're ruining my life like you ruined his. 1452 01:06:40,234 --> 01:06:42,336 You fucking hit me in the face! 1453 01:06:42,369 --> 01:06:43,505 I know. I don't know why. 1454 01:06:43,538 --> 01:06:44,706 I would never hit you in a million years. 1455 01:06:44,739 --> 01:06:45,807 No, I don't know what came over me. 1456 01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:47,007 I think I was just trying something new. 1457 01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:48,843 You're trying something new? 1458 01:06:48,877 --> 01:06:49,944 Get the fuck away from me! 1459 01:06:49,978 --> 01:06:51,245 Sorry. 1460 01:06:51,278 --> 01:06:52,714 -Baby, you hit me in the face. -I know. I'm sorry. 1461 01:06:52,747 --> 01:06:54,649 - Oh, my God. - I'm sorry. 1462 01:06:56,350 --> 01:06:57,619 I'm sorry. 1463 01:07:35,790 --> 01:07:36,891 Wow. 1464 01:07:36,925 --> 01:07:38,225 Look who it is. 1465 01:07:38,826 --> 01:07:39,827 Hey. 1466 01:07:40,795 --> 01:07:41,863 Finals? 1467 01:07:41,896 --> 01:07:43,898 Yeah. I'm fucked. 1468 01:07:43,932 --> 01:07:46,400 Are you the kind of person that does what they need to pass 1469 01:07:46,433 --> 01:07:49,704 or overwork, say you're fucked, and then get an A? 1470 01:07:49,737 --> 01:07:52,205 I oscillate between the two. 1471 01:07:52,239 --> 01:07:53,942 You'll be fine. 1472 01:07:53,975 --> 01:07:56,844 Where you been? You've been ghosting me pretty hard. 1473 01:07:58,211 --> 01:08:00,213 Uh, I got a new number. 1474 01:08:00,247 --> 01:08:01,716 Too many crazy stalkers? 1475 01:08:02,850 --> 01:08:04,117 What is it? 1476 01:08:04,451 --> 01:08:05,620 What? 1477 01:08:05,987 --> 01:08:07,589 Your number. 1478 01:08:14,094 --> 01:08:15,563 Here you go. 1479 01:08:16,330 --> 01:08:17,331 It was nice to see you. 1480 01:08:17,364 --> 01:08:18,866 Yeah, you too. 1481 01:08:41,656 --> 01:08:43,290 Text message from "Finn. 1482 01:08:43,323 --> 01:08:46,360 Heart emoji, best boyfriend in the world." 1483 01:08:46,393 --> 01:08:47,528 "What's with the 'Hi'? 1484 01:08:47,562 --> 01:08:49,731 Please don't mess with my head today." 1485 01:08:49,764 --> 01:08:51,566 Would you like to reply? 1486 01:08:57,471 --> 01:08:59,406 Message from "Finn, heart emoji 1487 01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:01,308 "best boyfriend in the world". 1488 01:09:01,341 --> 01:09:04,211 "Why even text if you're not going to respond." 1489 01:09:04,244 --> 01:09:06,748 Would you like to reply? 1490 01:09:07,414 --> 01:09:08,816 Reply. 1491 01:09:08,850 --> 01:09:10,718 I'm sorry, exclamation point. 1492 01:09:10,752 --> 01:09:12,120 I meant it like a sweet hi. 1493 01:09:12,152 --> 01:09:14,354 Exclamation point, exclamation point. 1494 01:09:14,388 --> 01:09:16,390 Send. 1495 01:09:16,423 --> 01:09:18,793 Text message from "Finn, heart emoji 1496 01:09:18,826 --> 01:09:21,129 "best boyfriend in the world." 1497 01:09:21,161 --> 01:09:23,531 "K." 1498 01:09:35,710 --> 01:09:38,012 Sorry. I was distracted in the library. 1499 01:09:38,046 --> 01:09:39,279 How are you feeling, baby? 1500 01:09:39,312 --> 01:09:40,748 You good? 1501 01:09:41,883 --> 01:09:43,518 Yeah. Why? 1502 01:09:43,551 --> 01:09:44,952 You sound weird. 1503 01:09:44,986 --> 01:09:47,689 How can I sound weird? I haven't even said anything yet. 1504 01:09:47,722 --> 01:09:50,658 I can't say anything right. 1505 01:09:50,692 --> 01:09:52,627 Please don't start something. I'm too sad. 1506 01:09:52,660 --> 01:09:54,261 No, no, I wasn't. 1507 01:09:54,294 --> 01:09:55,429 I wasn't starting something. I'm sorry. 1508 01:09:55,462 --> 01:09:57,165 I thought you were trying to start something. 1509 01:09:57,197 --> 01:09:58,432 Let's start over. 1510 01:09:58,465 --> 01:10:00,200 What are you up to today? 1511 01:10:02,136 --> 01:10:04,038 I don't know. I thought you were gonna fly out and surprise me. 1512 01:10:04,072 --> 01:10:05,173 Why would you think that? 1513 01:10:05,205 --> 01:10:06,206 I don't know. 1514 01:10:06,239 --> 01:10:07,374 I feel like if it was reversed 1515 01:10:07,407 --> 01:10:09,242 and I saw how upset I made you, 1516 01:10:09,276 --> 01:10:11,445 I probably would have gotten on the next flight to prove I'm there for you. 1517 01:10:11,478 --> 01:10:13,648 I'm not the one making you feel this way. 1518 01:10:13,681 --> 01:10:16,416 I love you, and I'm doing everything I can to prove it to you. 1519 01:10:16,450 --> 01:10:18,119 You just need to trust me. 1520 01:10:18,152 --> 01:10:21,689 Well, that's pretty pathetic, if that's everything. 1521 01:10:21,723 --> 01:10:24,324 Best way to prove it is to be here with me. 1522 01:10:26,493 --> 01:10:29,229 Sorry, I just got your text. 1523 01:10:29,262 --> 01:10:30,598 Totally get it, obviously. 1524 01:10:30,631 --> 01:10:31,866 I just wish you could be there, 1525 01:10:31,899 --> 01:10:34,434 but I'll see you when you're back. Love you. 1526 01:10:34,468 --> 01:10:36,436 We love you. We love you. 1527 01:10:36,470 --> 01:10:38,673 Happy, happy birthday. 1528 01:10:38,706 --> 01:10:40,641 Happy birthday. Cheers. 1529 01:10:40,675 --> 01:10:41,509 Cheers. 1530 01:10:59,493 --> 01:11:00,762 -You ever heard of it? -No. 1531 01:11:00,795 --> 01:11:02,630 Okay, I'm gonna give you the Finn special. 1532 01:11:02,663 --> 01:11:04,397 Thank you so much. 1533 01:11:04,431 --> 01:11:06,234 I'm going to get it all deep in your locks. 1534 01:11:06,266 --> 01:11:07,501 -Oh, wow. -Yeah. 1535 01:11:07,535 --> 01:11:09,503 -Yeah, you're good at that. -It's good. 1536 01:11:09,537 --> 01:11:11,706 -Is it all on my face, too? -It's everywhere. 1537 01:11:11,739 --> 01:11:12,807 -Oh, good. -Yeah. 1538 01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:17,845 Hey, um, I didn't force you to come out here, did I? 1539 01:11:17,879 --> 01:11:19,247 No. 1540 01:11:19,279 --> 01:11:20,882 Fuck, I did, didn't I? 1541 01:11:20,915 --> 01:11:23,251 No, come on. I wouldn't be here if I didn't want to be. 1542 01:11:23,283 --> 01:11:25,019 -You promise? -I promise. 1543 01:11:25,753 --> 01:11:26,988 You pinky promise? 1544 01:11:27,021 --> 01:11:28,623 Pinky promise. 1545 01:11:28,656 --> 01:11:30,992 -You know you're the world to me, right? -Yeah. 1546 01:11:31,025 --> 01:11:33,326 You know, I'll do anything for you? 1547 01:11:47,474 --> 01:11:49,744 Hey, uh, can I... Can I borrow your phone? 1548 01:11:49,777 --> 01:11:51,411 My service is whack. 1549 01:11:53,047 --> 01:11:54,481 Yeah, sure. 1550 01:12:06,127 --> 01:12:07,895 You scared me. 1551 01:12:07,929 --> 01:12:09,329 They didn't answer. 1552 01:12:09,362 --> 01:12:12,066 Oh, okay. 1553 01:13:01,349 --> 01:13:02,550 Mac. 1554 01:13:03,651 --> 01:13:05,553 Mackenzie! Wake up. 1555 01:13:05,586 --> 01:13:08,356 Oh my God, what the... What happened? 1556 01:13:08,388 --> 01:13:10,524 -What time is it? -Who's Lindsay? 1557 01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:12,293 What? 1558 01:13:12,326 --> 01:13:14,862 Don't play dumb with me. I've had enough of that. 1559 01:13:15,296 --> 01:13:20,334 Who is Lindsay? 1560 01:13:20,368 --> 01:13:24,071 She's... She's just a girl from my study group. 1561 01:13:24,705 --> 01:13:25,873 Uh-huh. 1562 01:13:32,813 --> 01:13:36,918 What's a girl doing from your study group texting you? 1563 01:13:36,951 --> 01:13:40,154 "What are you up to?" at 2:00 in the morning? 1564 01:13:41,856 --> 01:13:46,027 I don't know. She's a strange person. 1565 01:13:47,427 --> 01:13:49,496 Oh, yeah. 1566 01:13:49,530 --> 01:13:52,633 Well, I called Lindsay. 1567 01:13:56,436 --> 01:13:58,572 Are you gonna be honest with me now? 1568 01:14:00,775 --> 01:14:01,709 Yeah. 1569 01:14:01,742 --> 01:14:04,412 I ran into him at the library, 1570 01:14:04,444 --> 01:14:06,113 and he just wanted the new number, 1571 01:14:06,147 --> 01:14:09,417 and I... I didn't know how to say no, so I gave it to him. 1572 01:14:09,449 --> 01:14:10,985 Oh fuck. 1573 01:14:11,018 --> 01:14:12,820 And I was afraid that you would freak out about it, 1574 01:14:12,853 --> 01:14:14,622 so I just saved it as Lindsay. 1575 01:14:14,655 --> 01:14:17,158 And I was seeing him before we even met, 1576 01:14:17,191 --> 01:14:18,592 but I wasn't gonna text him back. 1577 01:14:18,626 --> 01:14:20,328 I never was gonna text him back. 1578 01:14:20,361 --> 01:14:22,730 And I know, I know it sounds bad, but I... 1579 01:14:22,763 --> 01:14:23,931 Shh! 1580 01:14:27,868 --> 01:14:29,971 You're a liar! 1581 01:14:30,004 --> 01:14:33,341 I tell you when a girl even fucking looks at me! 1582 01:14:33,374 --> 01:14:37,645 Steve Jobs' hot daughter DM'd me on Instagram and I blocked her! 1583 01:14:37,678 --> 01:14:40,548 I'm the most fucking honest guy ever! Fuck! 1584 01:14:41,916 --> 01:14:44,852 You saved his number as a girl! 1585 01:14:44,885 --> 01:14:47,888 What the fuck am I supposed to think? 1586 01:14:47,922 --> 01:14:51,826 I mean, I would never in a million years do this to you. 1587 01:14:51,859 --> 01:14:53,561 - Ever! - I know you're right. 1588 01:14:53,594 --> 01:14:55,763 You wouldn't. You wouldn't. 1589 01:14:55,796 --> 01:14:56,897 You must have flirted with him, 1590 01:14:56,931 --> 01:14:59,066 otherwise he wouldn't have texted you. 1591 01:14:59,100 --> 01:15:01,302 I swear I would never do anything to hurt you. 1592 01:15:01,335 --> 01:15:02,937 I swear. 1593 01:15:04,305 --> 01:15:06,440 I... I can't believe you called him. 1594 01:15:06,474 --> 01:15:08,042 I didn't call him! 1595 01:15:10,378 --> 01:15:12,246 I didn't fucking call him. 1596 01:15:13,514 --> 01:15:15,349 But it's good to know what I have to do to get some 1597 01:15:15,383 --> 01:15:17,518 fucking honesty around here. 1598 01:15:19,153 --> 01:15:21,822 You fucking lied to me when you didn't tell me 1599 01:15:21,856 --> 01:15:24,158 you ran into him at the library. 1600 01:15:24,191 --> 01:15:27,795 You lied to me when you saved his number as Lindsay. 1601 01:15:27,828 --> 01:15:30,264 And then you fucking lied to my face twice 1602 01:15:30,297 --> 01:15:32,500 when I asked you about it just now. 1603 01:15:33,801 --> 01:15:36,704 - I'm sorry, please, I'm sorry. - Oh, God. 1604 01:15:36,737 --> 01:15:38,873 No, I'm sorry, please. 1605 01:15:38,906 --> 01:15:40,875 You are the best thing that's ever happened to me, okay? 1606 01:15:40,908 --> 01:15:43,711 And I just made a stupid mistake, that's all, okay? 1607 01:15:43,744 --> 01:15:45,046 You're the best thing that's ever happened to me, 1608 01:15:45,079 --> 01:15:46,414 please forgive me. 1609 01:15:49,417 --> 01:15:51,252 I can't do it. 1610 01:15:51,652 --> 01:15:52,853 I can't do it. 1611 01:15:54,188 --> 01:15:57,526 Finn? Hey. What are you... 1612 01:16:03,330 --> 01:16:04,932 What are you doing? 1613 01:16:05,833 --> 01:16:07,768 Please stop it, please. 1614 01:16:07,802 --> 01:16:09,503 I don't wanna do it. 1615 01:16:16,243 --> 01:16:18,179 I can't do it. 1616 01:16:23,684 --> 01:16:25,653 What a moron I am. 1617 01:16:27,121 --> 01:16:30,758 I can't believe I wasted all this time on such a bitch. 1618 01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:41,702 What the fuck? 1619 01:16:56,951 --> 01:16:58,219 What are you... What are you doing? 1620 01:16:58,252 --> 01:17:00,621 Don't come any closer to me. 1621 01:17:00,654 --> 01:17:01,856 Please stop, it's not funny, please. 1622 01:17:01,889 --> 01:17:03,324 I don't think it's funny. 1623 01:17:04,725 --> 01:17:07,228 I wrote a suicide note on my phone. 1624 01:17:09,029 --> 01:17:10,664 Everyone's gonna know this is your fault. 1625 01:17:10,698 --> 01:17:12,199 Please, I'll do anything. I'll do anything. 1626 01:17:12,233 --> 01:17:14,368 Please, just come inside. 1627 01:17:16,571 --> 01:17:18,405 Finn, stop. 1628 01:17:19,373 --> 01:17:21,208 It's too late. 1629 01:17:21,242 --> 01:17:22,877 Please get down. 1630 01:17:22,910 --> 01:17:24,546 Just the sound of your voice. 1631 01:17:24,579 --> 01:17:26,380 I don't want to do it. 1632 01:17:28,149 --> 01:17:29,483 Don't answer that. 1633 01:17:29,518 --> 01:17:31,118 Don't fucking answer that. 1634 01:17:31,152 --> 01:17:32,720 Don't answer that. 1635 01:17:54,675 --> 01:17:56,443 Hey, how's it going? 1636 01:17:58,078 --> 01:18:00,414 Are you okay? 1637 01:18:00,447 --> 01:18:03,851 We've been receiving complaints about your room. 1638 01:18:03,884 --> 01:18:06,621 Oh, did I make too much noise? 1639 01:18:06,655 --> 01:18:08,189 I'm so sorry. 1640 01:18:08,222 --> 01:18:10,659 I... I... I did break a couple things. 1641 01:18:10,691 --> 01:18:12,527 Of course, I'll pay for everything. 1642 01:18:12,561 --> 01:18:14,795 Actually, um... 1643 01:18:14,828 --> 01:18:17,464 I'm really appreciative of what you guys do. 1644 01:18:17,498 --> 01:18:18,966 Uh, so if there's any... 1645 01:18:18,999 --> 01:18:20,968 Is this against hotel policy? 1646 01:18:21,001 --> 01:18:22,069 I... I'm just really... 1647 01:18:22,102 --> 01:18:23,504 I'll be right back. 1648 01:18:23,538 --> 01:18:25,206 Okay. 1649 01:18:25,239 --> 01:18:26,907 For you, if you... If you want it. 1650 01:18:36,850 --> 01:18:38,285 I have to go. 1651 01:18:41,455 --> 01:18:42,591 I love you so much. 1652 01:18:42,624 --> 01:18:44,892 Please let me go. 1653 01:18:45,726 --> 01:18:47,361 Yeah. 1654 01:18:47,394 --> 01:18:49,096 Door's open. 1655 01:19:32,940 --> 01:19:34,174 Look who's here! 1656 01:19:34,208 --> 01:19:35,476 Thank God. 1657 01:19:36,110 --> 01:19:37,278 Ice cream. 1658 01:19:37,845 --> 01:19:39,413 How are we doing? 1659 01:19:39,446 --> 01:19:40,615 So good. 1660 01:19:40,649 --> 01:19:41,882 I'm vegan this week. 1661 01:19:41,915 --> 01:19:43,718 Yeah, well, I'm paleo. 1662 01:19:43,752 --> 01:19:45,352 I'm ano. 1663 01:19:45,386 --> 01:19:47,921 It's for the vibes. Like breakup vibes. 1664 01:19:47,955 --> 01:19:49,256 - Yeah. - Ice cream. 1665 01:19:49,290 --> 01:19:51,660 -Yes! -No, I don't want to break up. 1666 01:19:51,693 --> 01:19:54,962 He was the best boyfriend ever and I'm just a cold person 1667 01:19:54,995 --> 01:19:56,731 who doesn't know how to love anyone. 1668 01:19:56,765 --> 01:19:58,232 Um... 1669 01:19:58,265 --> 01:19:59,900 You are not cold. 1670 01:19:59,933 --> 01:20:01,168 You are definitely not cold. 1671 01:20:01,201 --> 01:20:03,337 You're warm and cozy like this blanket. 1672 01:20:03,370 --> 01:20:05,740 And you're all bundled. Bundled up and... 1673 01:20:05,774 --> 01:20:06,840 If I didn't do things 1674 01:20:06,874 --> 01:20:08,610 that hurt him, everything would be fine. 1675 01:20:08,643 --> 01:20:10,779 - Oh God. - Everything hurt him. 1676 01:20:10,811 --> 01:20:12,112 Literally everything hurt him. 1677 01:20:12,146 --> 01:20:13,715 - What if he jumped? - He didn't jump. 1678 01:20:13,748 --> 01:20:17,552 He's gonna be on the news tonight just like he always is, okay? 1679 01:20:20,522 --> 01:20:21,623 I lied. 1680 01:20:21,656 --> 01:20:23,924 I gave another guy my number and then I lied about it. 1681 01:20:23,957 --> 01:20:25,660 I'd be really upset if he did that 1682 01:20:25,694 --> 01:20:26,927 but he would never do that. 1683 01:20:27,494 --> 01:20:28,663 Ally? 1684 01:20:28,697 --> 01:20:29,731 Yeah? 1685 01:20:29,764 --> 01:20:31,932 Why is there a phone in the freezer? 1686 01:20:31,965 --> 01:20:33,033 Yeah, it's my old phone. 1687 01:20:33,067 --> 01:20:34,669 I'm scared of people listening in. 1688 01:20:34,703 --> 01:20:36,403 You think the feds give a fuck 1689 01:20:36,437 --> 01:20:39,940 whether or not you're a soft summer or a true autumn? 1690 01:20:39,973 --> 01:20:41,241 I'm a dark winter. 1691 01:20:41,275 --> 01:20:43,645 No one's ever gonna love me that much ever again. 1692 01:20:43,678 --> 01:20:45,814 Let's focus on the positive here, okay? 1693 01:20:45,846 --> 01:20:46,880 Shall we? 1694 01:20:46,914 --> 01:20:48,616 - Let's refocus. - Yeah. 1695 01:20:48,650 --> 01:20:49,950 First... 1696 01:20:55,422 --> 01:20:58,459 You are about to get so freaking hot from this breakup. 1697 01:20:58,492 --> 01:20:59,661 So hot. Let's go. Let's go. 1698 01:20:59,694 --> 01:21:01,095 Okay? Like the worse the breakup, the hotter you get. 1699 01:21:01,128 --> 01:21:02,963 -Everyone knows that. -Everybody knows it. 1700 01:21:02,996 --> 01:21:04,164 And you already look good. 1701 01:21:04,198 --> 01:21:08,670 It's like very Indie sleaze. 1702 01:21:08,703 --> 01:21:09,903 I'm grotesque. 1703 01:21:09,937 --> 01:21:11,840 -Thank you period. -Don't. 1704 01:21:11,872 --> 01:21:12,940 Sorry. 1705 01:21:12,973 --> 01:21:14,576 I regret it. 1706 01:21:14,609 --> 01:21:17,277 I fucked up. I really fucked up. 1707 01:21:17,311 --> 01:21:19,179 No, you... No. You didn't fuck up. 1708 01:21:19,213 --> 01:21:21,516 I'm a hypocrite. All he ever wanted was reassurance 1709 01:21:21,549 --> 01:21:24,017 and the only reason I didn't need that from him 1710 01:21:24,051 --> 01:21:26,588 was because he constantly gave it. 1711 01:21:26,621 --> 01:21:27,856 Nope. 1712 01:21:27,888 --> 01:21:30,391 I miss him. I need him. 1713 01:21:30,424 --> 01:21:32,527 No, I'm running out of ways to say no here. 1714 01:21:33,695 --> 01:21:35,496 He was so hot. 1715 01:21:36,930 --> 01:21:38,833 -He... -He was hot. 1716 01:22:25,212 --> 01:22:27,549 Oh, um... 1717 01:22:27,582 --> 01:22:30,150 I was just motioning for you to pass my vape. 1718 01:22:30,184 --> 01:22:32,620 It's on your side of the bed. 1719 01:22:38,827 --> 01:22:39,894 Thanks. 1720 01:22:55,743 --> 01:22:57,812 Um, that's mine. 1721 01:23:52,232 --> 01:23:53,801 We're sorry. 1722 01:23:53,835 --> 01:23:57,504 You've reached a number that's been disconnected or... 1723 01:24:05,312 --> 01:24:09,283 Tonight, with a new edition of the evening news. 1724 01:24:09,316 --> 01:24:12,654 I am incredibly excited today for several reasons. 1725 01:24:12,687 --> 01:24:15,122 And a little tired of living through so many 1726 01:24:15,155 --> 01:24:17,659 unprecedented events. 1727 01:24:17,692 --> 01:24:20,093 But alas, I leave the viewers tonight... 1728 01:24:26,133 --> 01:24:27,735 I love you, Jenny. 1729 01:24:28,201 --> 01:24:29,537 What the fuck? 1729 01:24:30,305 --> 01:25:30,649 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.MY-SUBS.org 127925