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A new era. 3 00:00:21,397 --> 00:00:23,940 If the Russians can put a man in space, 4 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:29,613 just imagine what our young American minds can do at Rydell. 5 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:54,763 Oh, this is going to be a wonderful year, Blanche. 6 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,640 Oh, wonderful. 7 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,350 Oh! 8 00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:01,645 - Miss McGee! - Blanche! 9 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:05,106 ♪ Spendin' my vacation in the summer sun ♪ 10 00:01:05,191 --> 00:01:08,318 ♪ Gettin' lots of action and lots of fun ♪ 11 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:11,613 ♪ Scorin' like a bandit till the bubble burst ♪ 12 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:15,075 ♪ Suddenly it got to be September 1st ♪ 13 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:17,619 ♪ Woe is me ♪ 14 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:21,581 ♪ All summer long I was happy and free ♪ 15 00:01:21,791 --> 00:01:25,085 ♪ Save my soul ♪ 16 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:27,712 ♪ The board of education took away my parole ♪ 17 00:01:27,964 --> 00:01:34,511 ♪ I gotta go back, back Back to school again ♪ 18 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:38,431 ♪ You won't find me till the clock strikes 3:00 ♪ 19 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:41,226 ♪ I'm gonna be there till then ♪ 20 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:47,732 ♪ I gotta go back, back Back to school again ♪ 21 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:55,365 ♪ Whoa, whoa, I gotta go Back to school again ♪ 22 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,200 She's late again. 23 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:59,035 Personally, I think that being late demonstrates 24 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,329 terrible leadership qualities. 25 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:04,499 Well, I'm not waiting anymore. 26 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:05,750 - Here she is. - Well! 27 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:08,169 We're gonna be late. Let's go. 28 00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:24,978 ♪ Geometry and History is just a pain ♪ 29 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:28,398 ♪ Biology and Chemistry destroys my brain ♪ 30 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:31,693 ♪ Well, don't they know that I deserve a better fate? ♪ 31 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:34,654 ♪ I'm really much too young to matriculate ♪ 32 00:02:34,739 --> 00:02:38,366 ♪ Well, Mama, please ♪ 33 00:02:38,451 --> 00:02:41,745 ♪ Your child's come down with a fatal disease ♪ 34 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:47,959 ♪ Mama said, "Come on, you lazy bum and get your butt out of bed ♪ 35 00:02:48,044 --> 00:02:53,840 ♪ "You gotta go back, back Back to school again ♪ 36 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:58,428 ♪ "It's bye-bye, fun Get your homework done ♪ 37 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:01,431 ♪ "It better be in by 10:00" ♪ 38 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:07,062 ♪ I gotta go back, back Back to school again ♪ 39 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:11,483 ♪ Whoa, whoa, I gotta go ♪ 40 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:15,862 ♪ Back to school again ♪ 41 00:03:16,489 --> 00:03:19,657 Senior year, the home stretch. 42 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:22,744 My old man wants me to go to junior college after grad. 43 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:26,539 - Yeah? Nerd junior college. - Hey, what are you gonna do, Johnny? 44 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,124 Sleep. 45 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:31,419 Nah. I mean, what are you gonna be when you grow up? 46 00:03:31,504 --> 00:03:34,005 A burden on society. 47 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:39,719 - Hello, Miss Mason. - Oh, hello, girls. 48 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:41,304 Ready for a great new year? 49 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,556 - Mmm-hmm. - I love your hair, Miss Mason. 50 00:03:43,766 --> 00:03:46,226 Oh, thanks. 51 00:03:46,811 --> 00:03:49,229 All 300 pounds of it! 52 00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:53,191 - Hello, boys. - Good morning, Miss Mason. 53 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:57,237 I would really love to see all of you in Music Appreciation this year, okay? 54 00:03:57,488 --> 00:04:00,407 I'd like to see all of you in Music Appreciation this year. 56 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:04,327 You just might. 57 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,413 I think I'm in love. 58 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:20,427 Oh, my hair. 59 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:25,265 - Excuse me. Let me through, please. - What are you doing? 60 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:27,225 - Hey, hey. - Watch it! 61 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:29,352 Nerd. 63 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:42,198 - Michael? - Uh, Frenchy? 64 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:45,952 - Hi. - Hello. Hi. Thanks for meeting me. 65 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:47,954 Oh, listen, when your cousin Sandy told me 66 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,664 you were coming to school in America, 67 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:52,959 I said, "Sandy, any cousin of yours is a cousin of mine." 68 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,753 Yes, she did say you're the one who'd know the ropes around here. 69 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,672 Oh, ropes are my specialty. 70 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,090 See, I used to go to Rydell 71 00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:01,050 before I dropped out to go to beauty school, 72 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:04,053 but then, I flunked tinting when my hair turned pink. 73 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:05,430 - Pink? - Mmm-hmm. 74 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:09,309 ♪ The Pink Ladies pledge to act cool ♪ 75 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:12,520 ♪ To look cool and to be cool ♪ 76 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,982 ♪ Till death do us part, think Pink! ♪ 77 00:05:19,028 --> 00:05:20,820 - Hi, guys. - Wow! 78 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,823 Your mother. 79 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:29,245 But now the most important thing in my life is skin care. 80 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:31,748 So tinting's out and skin care's in. 81 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,334 Right. That's why I'm back at Rydell. 82 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:37,879 To get my Chemistry so I can mix my own cosmetics. 83 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:39,172 Makes sense. 84 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:42,926 ♪ I got my books together and I dragged my feet ♪ 85 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:46,137 ♪ And then I saw this angel Boppin' down the street ♪ 86 00:05:46,222 --> 00:05:49,557 ♪ I said, "Hey, pretty baby, how's about a date?" ♪ 87 00:05:49,642 --> 00:05:53,102 ♪ She said, "I'm goin' to school and I can't be late... " ♪ 88 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:54,187 Hey, basketball. 89 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:56,981 Hey, you caught it. How tall are you? Never mind. 90 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:59,442 We'll put high heels on your sneakers and we'll make you center. 91 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:02,070 Hey, yeah? Go catch that. Oh, boy! 92 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:03,446 Basketball, basketball, basketball. 94 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:18,002 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 95 00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:19,671 ♪ I gotta go ♪ 96 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,339 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 97 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:23,883 ♪ I gotta go back to school... ♪ 98 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:26,678 - Thank you. Thank you very much. - Give it back. Come on, give it back. 99 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:29,055 - Hey, have a nice trip. - Ow! 100 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:53,121 Yeah. 101 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:56,583 Hold it, Birds. 102 00:06:58,586 --> 00:06:59,919 Comb. 103 00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:06,634 Door. 104 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,848 - Come on, we're late. - Make way. 105 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:16,936 Gentlemen, start your engines. 106 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:25,820 ♪ I gotta go back, back Back to school again ♪ 107 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:28,114 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 108 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,782 ♪ I gotta go ♪ 109 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:33,119 ♪ Back to school... ♪ 110 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:38,166 You're going to love Rydell. 111 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:45,798 ♪ Again! ♪ 112 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:57,977 From the front, this is a perfect nose. 114 00:07:58,062 --> 00:08:00,813 From the side, this nose does not belong on this face. 115 00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:03,691 So dump the face and keep the nose. 116 00:08:03,776 --> 00:08:06,527 - What's the new look, Sharon? - Jackie Kennedy. 117 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:08,571 - It only landed her a president. - Yeah? 118 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,698 Well, the magazines say that JFK 119 00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:13,701 secretly prefers the Marilyn Monroe look. 120 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,286 - Hi, Johnny. - Yeah? 121 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:18,247 Gee, I really like your hair in the back. It's really cool. 122 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:19,791 Thanks. 123 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:22,919 Ooh, I still see you giving lube jobs at the old man's service station. 124 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,546 - Stuff it, Goose. - So, what's the story, Stephanie? 125 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:27,507 Yeah, what's the story? 126 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:29,342 Sorry. 127 00:08:29,802 --> 00:08:31,344 You know the story, Johnny. It's over. 128 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:33,471 Yeah? Yeah? 129 00:08:34,098 --> 00:08:35,431 Well, that's not good enough. 130 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,476 - Don't make a scene, okay? - What? There's no scene. 131 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,187 - Hey, Johnny. - Hey, what's the scene? 132 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,898 - There's no scene, all right? - Geez, sorry. 133 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:49,487 - Hi, Louis. - Hello to you. 134 00:08:51,115 --> 00:08:54,701 What's this? The Vince Fontaine National Library? 135 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:56,786 Shh! Quiet, please. 136 00:08:56,870 --> 00:09:01,124 Laugh, you jerks, but just wait till I turn up on National Bandstand. 137 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,959 Yeah, you may turn up on the Bandstand, 138 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,712 but your beak will still be turning down. 140 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:09,132 - You're mean. - I gotta do it. 141 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:12,885 The nose goes. Bandstand, here I come. 142 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,680 Rhonda, I wouldn't fool around with Mother Nature if I were you. 143 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,598 You fooled around with everyone else, Paulette. 144 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:18,808 Shut up. 145 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:20,935 Meet me at the homeroom. 146 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:23,146 Fashionista. Pants. 147 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,647 - Hi, Paulette. - Hi, Willie. 148 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,149 Hey, Frenchy. 149 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:29,485 Excuse me. 150 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:37,326 How long have you been in America? 151 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,912 Just about a week. I'm staying with my aunt and uncle. 152 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:44,876 Oh. These are the lockers. Take a locker and lock it. 153 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:48,004 Yeah. Because these guys will steal every thing. 154 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:49,505 Thanks. 155 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:53,009 What do you think you're doing? 156 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,052 I was just putting a few things in my locker. 157 00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:56,137 His locker! 158 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,513 Excuse us. 159 00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:00,892 No one touches these lockers, okay, pal? 160 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,394 What's the matter, you can't read that that spells "T-Bird"? 161 00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:04,645 Which spells us. 162 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:08,733 - And this is a protected landmark. - A slice of American his-tor-y. 165 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:15,239 - Dig? - I think I understand. 166 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,451 Good. A real Einstein. 167 00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:22,580 By the way, my name's Michael Carrington. 168 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,665 I'm the Duke of Earl. 169 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,126 Well, this is your new locker, Shakespeare. 170 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,796 - A perfect fit. - We're being invaded 171 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,130 by foreigners. 172 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:34,258 - Are you okay? - Yeah, fine, thanks. 173 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:38,679 - Don't let these guys bug you. - I won't, don't worry. 174 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:40,097 Uh... 175 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:49,774 - When are you guys going to grow up? - Look, the nerd invaded our sacred turf. 176 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:52,443 Hey, come on, I wanna talk to you. Meet me for a smoke after class. 177 00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:55,154 I quit. It's bad for your health. 178 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:58,533 Oh, yeah? Well, standing me up is also bad. 179 00:10:58,617 --> 00:10:59,700 Says who? 180 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:02,537 Says the Sturgeon General of the United States, Stephanie. 183 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,464 All right, all right, everyone please take a seat. 184 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,174 I got mine. 185 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:16,259 You loved it. 186 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,013 Oh, God, watch the nose. 188 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,693 Good morning, Rydell, 189 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:36,821 and welcome one and all to a new school year. 190 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:42,034 I know this is going to be an exciting and stimulating year for all of us. 191 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:46,622 First, I'd like to extend a welcome back to our own Mr. Spears, 192 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:51,085 who made such a miraculous recovery from the mental exhaustion 193 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:54,297 which sent him to the hospital last spring. 194 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,091 Welcome back, Mr. Spears. 195 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,218 We're all rooting for you. 197 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:07,435 Now, Rydell is very proud of her extra-curricular activities, 198 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:10,688 so please come out for band try-outs. 199 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:15,943 If you play an instrument, it's better to play with a group than with yourself. 201 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:22,074 Auditions for the June Moon Talent Show will be held next month. 203 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:29,415 Come out one and all. You could win 100 long-playing records. 204 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:34,337 Last but not least, we are fortunate to have a straight 'A' student 205 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:38,841 all the way from England, by the name of Michael Carrington. 206 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,593 Stand up, Michael. 207 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:45,431 All right, now, let's all say hello to Michael Carrington. 208 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:48,142 Hello, Michael Carrington. 210 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:54,440 Let's have a wonderful year. 211 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:58,444 Rydell High, beat the Cavaliers! 212 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,948 Rydell High, beat the Cavaliers! 213 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,077 So, what's the story with you and Johnny? 214 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,496 Let's just say I outgrew him over the summer. 215 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,915 Yeah, well, he hasn't lost the hots for you. 216 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,709 Johnny just hasn't learned when you're dead, lie down. 217 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,337 Besides, there's gotta be more to life than making out. 218 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,297 You know, I never thought of it that way. 219 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:22,517 Michael! 219.5 00:13:28,017 --> 00:13:29,217 Michael? 220 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,979 - I heard you know how to play the piano. - Where did you hear that from? 221 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,230 Well, I can a bit. 222 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,983 Ah! Then you must play for the talent show audition. 223 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,985 I will not take no for an answer. 224 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,319 Michael! 225 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:43,030 Well? 226 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,950 Okay, I'll do it. Why not? 227 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,244 I think he's kinda cute. 228 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:51,914 - Virgin alert! Virgin alert! - All male periscopes down. 229 00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:53,290 Ew. 230 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:58,045 - So, how's your first week been? - Oh, great. Yours? 231 00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:01,257 Oh, listen, there is such a fascinating world of chemistry out there. 232 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,925 Yeah, I know. 233 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,762 Hey, how well do you know that Stephanie Zinone? 234 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:10,599 Stephanie Zinone is one of my very best... 235 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:11,892 Uh-oh. 236 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:15,104 Michael, I think there's something you don't understand. 237 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,314 See, Stephanie Zinone is a Pink Lady. 238 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,942 Which means if you're not a T-Bird, which you are not, 239 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,570 you can look, but don't touch... 240 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,657 Michael, I wouldn't even look. 241 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:32,538 Well, then how do you become one of these T-Birds then? 242 00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,290 Eh? 243 00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:36,751 Well... 244 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:40,671 Like I told you before, football is like life, you gotta push. 245 00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:43,674 You gotta push your way through life, you gotta push and elbow. Come on. 246 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,634 Push! I want you to push those men out of the way. 247 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:49,472 Elbow 'em, then bite 'em, then rip 'em, then chew 'em up. 248 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,182 Come on, push, push, push! 249 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,392 Push! Push! 250 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,354 Attaboys! Pin 'em up. Chew 'em up. Come on, come on! Don't you have any... 251 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,565 Come on. You're a bunch of old turkeys. 252 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,567 Come on, don't you know you gotta push? 254 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,571 You said "push". 256 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:10,576 Check this out. 257 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,036 What are they doing here? 260 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,560 - Nogerelli. - Balmudo. 261 00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:41,941 These cockroaches are gonna invade our turf one time too many. 262 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,484 We should take care of them tonight. 264 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,076 Tonight... 265 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,911 Tonight, we bowl. 266 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,788 Hey, you're lucky. We're bowling tonight. 267 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,540 I like that. 269 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,385 You'd better write your will, boys. 270 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:18,602 - Hey, baby, check your oil for you? - Hi, hot stuff. 271 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:25,776 - Hey, are we bowling tonight? - That's right. 272 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,612 - And Paulette... - Yeah, Johnny. 273 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,407 I want you to look special, dig? 274 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:32,783 No problem. 276 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,262 Go, go... 277 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,681 Whoo! 278 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,062 - Hey, Johnny. - Ooh! Yeah, Johnny. 279 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:03,772 Way to go, Johnny. 280 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,150 Hey, hey, hey! Paulette, do not mess the hair. 281 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,610 Oh, I'm sorry. 282 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:11,947 - Hey! Paulette, whose side are you on? - Our side. 283 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,243 Then don't fraternize with the enemy. 284 00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:17,411 Mark that a strike. 285 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,747 What are you talking about? You hit two lousy pins. 286 00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:23,250 That is a technical strike due to the fact that these chicks were late. 287 00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:24,627 Read your bowling rules! 288 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,337 - That's right. Read 'em and weep. - Yeah. 289 00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,047 That's not fair. 290 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:31,508 - This bra's killing me. - You wish. 291 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:39,433 Paulette, you gotta put your fingers in the holes. 292 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,810 I'm not breaking my nails. 293 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,981 You got something going with Paulette? 294 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:50,236 Well, let's say, I'm giving her therapy for her disease. 295 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,403 What disease? 296 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,324 Nymphoidmania. 298 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,376 Yeah. 299 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:11,840 - What's the final score? - Final score happens later tonight. 300 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,760 Last game coming up, winner take all. Agreed? 301 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,804 - Just shoot the ball! - Shoot the ball! 302 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,222 Shoot the ball! 303 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:28,023 ♪ Come on, everybody gather round ♪ 304 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:31,026 ♪ I'm gonna show you how to knock 'em down ♪ 305 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:34,571 ♪ When I'm on the ball I'm the number one ♪ 306 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,825 ♪ And I'm gonna show you how it's done ♪ 307 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:41,620 ♪ Let's bowl, let's bowl Let's rock 'n' roll ♪ 308 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,748 ♪ Hey, come on Let's get the show on the road ♪ 309 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:48,252 ♪ Let's bowl, let's bowl Let's rock 'n' roll ♪ 310 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:52,923 ♪ You're sittin' on a bomb That's about to explode ♪ 311 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:59,680 ♪ We're gonna score tonight ♪ 312 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:03,517 - ♪ If you're lookin' for a fight - Then the time is right ♪ 313 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,645 - ♪ We're gonna wipe the floor - With you tonight ♪ 314 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:13,277 ♪ We're gonna score tonight ♪ 315 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,989 ♪ We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl ♪ 316 00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:23,287 ♪ We're gonna score, score, score, score, score, tonight! ♪ 317 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,352 ♪ Hey, Paulette, take a look over here ♪ 318 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:49,772 ♪ I'm your kingpin, honey And I'm gettin' in gear ♪ 319 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,983 ♪ Hey, Johnny, Johnny, go for that strike ♪ 320 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:56,487 ♪ And I just might be your baby tonight ♪ 321 00:19:56,571 --> 00:20:00,532 ♪ Let's bowl, let's bowl Let's rock 'n' roll ♪ 322 00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:03,410 ♪ Hey, come on Let's get the show on the road ♪ 323 00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:06,830 ♪ Let's bowl, let's bowl Let's rock 'n' roll ♪ 324 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:11,794 ♪ 'Cause the stakes are high And the winner takes all ♪ 325 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:18,634 ♪ We're gonna score tonight ♪ 326 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:22,012 ♪ Don't get sore when you lose tonight ♪ 327 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:25,349 ♪ We're gonna show you how to do it right ♪ 328 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:32,314 ♪ We're gonna score tonight ♪ 329 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,942 ♪ We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll We're gonna bop ♪ 330 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,026 ♪ We're gonna bowl ♪ 331 00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:41,907 ♪ We're gonna score, score, score, score, score, tonight! ♪ 332 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:35,335 - ♪ You bowl me over - Bowl me over ♪ 333 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,171 ♪ You bowl me over ♪ 334 00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:39,006 - ♪ You bowl him over - She's hot tonight ♪ 335 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:41,508 - ♪ You bowl me over - Take a hike ♪ 336 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:43,010 ♪ Get a strike ♪ 337 00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:46,430 ♪ Ten, nine, eight, seven ♪ 338 00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:49,808 ♪ Six, five, four, three, two, one! ♪ 339 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:56,899 ♪ We're gonna score tonight ♪ 340 00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,569 ♪ We're gonna score ♪ 341 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,822 ♪ Tonight ♪ 342 00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:07,367 ♪ We're gonna score ♪ 343 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,995 ♪ Tonight ♪ 344 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,373 ♪ We're gonna score ♪ 345 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:17,544 ♪ Tonight ♪ 346 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:23,759 "Always be courteous when asking for a game. 347 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:29,932 "Hi, want a game? Howdy, fellas, let's bowl some balls. 348 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:31,850 "Bowling, anyone?" 350 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,324 Another well-deserved victory, huh, Johnny? 351 00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:50,285 Yeah, but where's the trophy? 352 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,872 Right here, Johnny. 353 00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,170 Ooh, kissies. 354 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:09,388 - That's for best average. - Mmm-hmm. 355 00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,557 Now what about for best score? 356 00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:13,392 - God. - Touchy. 357 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,894 What about the trophy for best score, Stephanie? 358 00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,063 I ain't no one's trophy, Goose. 359 00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:20,357 Ooh. 360 00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,985 She ain't no one's trophy. 361 00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:26,530 So that's the way it's gonna be now, huh, Miss Independent? 362 00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:30,158 Yeah, independent. I kiss who I want, when I want. 363 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:31,535 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 364 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:34,371 I could kiss the next guy who walks through that door if I want. 365 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,747 - Yeah? - Yeah. 366 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,417 Be my guest. 368 00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:04,109 Let's eat. 369 00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:06,778 I vote for pizza. 370 00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:08,947 You vote for bed. It's past 10:00. 371 00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:11,742 Why don't you just go home and leave me alone. 372 00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:13,660 Bed stinks. 373 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:19,791 - Hi. Is it too late to join the game? - You want something? 374 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:24,296 - Food. - Food. 375 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:39,436 - Life stinks. - Are you talking to me? 376 00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:42,314 - Yeah, you'll do. - Great. 377 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:45,442 The name's Michael. Michael Carrington. 378 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:48,236 The name's Dolores. Dolores Rebchuck. 379 00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:51,907 Some jerks call me Woodchuck or Upchuck, but I prefer Dolores. 380 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,659 - Got it? - Got it. 381 00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:56,161 They think they're so cool just 'cause they got wheels. 382 00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:57,954 Dolores, go home. 383 00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:02,125 Yeah, well, looks like you and me don't make the grade. 384 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:03,877 Yeah, with them it's all these 385 00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:06,546 weird codes, and rules, and pledges about cycles. 386 00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:09,174 You gotta be a biker or a biker's old lady. 387 00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:12,010 But without a cycle, forget it. 388 00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:15,097 - Pisses me off. - We're both in the same boat. 389 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,808 I sure can't afford a cycle without a job. 390 00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:20,936 Yeah, but me, I'm willing to negotiate. 391 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,647 I offered to be a Pink Lady mascot. 392 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:26,400 It ain't the coolest job, but it's a start. 393 00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:27,901 Think they'd listen? 394 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:30,821 Forget it. Pisses me off. 395 00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:34,282 Well, it's pretty late. I think I'd better walk you home. 396 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:37,244 Oh, I don't need a babysitter, okay? 397 00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:40,247 Why don't you think of it as a date, okay? 398 00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:44,209 Well, why didn't you say so in the first place? 399 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,586 Come on. You know, when I'm in the 12th grade, 400 00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:48,380 I know I'm gonna be the head of the Pink Ladies. 401 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:51,925 My Pink Ladies will rule the school. They'll be the best. 402 00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:54,052 We'll have the best looking jackets. 403 00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:56,638 I once tried to put letters on this jacket, you know. 404 00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:58,807 Didn't work. They fell right off. 405 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,016 It was really embarrassing 406 00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:02,269 'cause it happened in front of my sister Paulette. 407 00:26:02,353 --> 00:26:04,438 I didn't mean for it to happen, but it did. 409 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,692 Whoa! 410 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:14,740 - Good morning, Mr... - Stuart. 411 00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:19,661 - God, you could've killed us, Rhonda. - Good move, Rhonda. 412 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:23,915 - Can you imagine dying a virgin? - Oh, God. 413 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,089 - Nosebleed. - Nurse, room 11. 414 00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:34,468 Oh, good morning, my name is Stuart, I'm a substitute for Mr. ... 415 00:26:34,552 --> 00:26:35,927 Good morning, Miss McGee. 416 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,263 Oh, good morning, Miss...? 417 00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:40,183 - Um, Miss...? - Mason. 417.5 00:26:40,184 --> 00:26:41,283 Mason. 418 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:43,561 - This is Mr., uh... - Mr. Stuart. 418.5 00:26:43,562 --> 00:26:44,661 Mr. Stuart. 419 00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:48,273 - Mr. Stuart. - Oh, I love your hair, Miss Mason. 420 00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,484 Oh. Thank you, Mr. Stuart. 421 00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:54,446 Uh, Miss Mason will help you while you're learning the ropes. 422 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,073 - And it would be my pleasure, I'm sure. - Oh. 423 00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:59,284 I'm sure you're sure. 424 00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:03,205 - I'm a substitute for Mr. ... - Spears. 425 00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,249 Follow me. 426 00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:14,007 That is why we are gonna win this talent show. 427 00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:16,301 One hundred long-playing albumens. 428 00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:18,094 But we got zero talent. 429 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:20,722 Oh, jeez, there must be ten Roy Orbisons there. 430 00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:22,557 The greatest hits of Beeth-oven? 431 00:27:28,231 --> 00:27:34,277 Uh, good morning. My name is Mr. Stuart and I'm your substitute teacher. 433 00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:43,328 - Let's all have a cigarette. - Yeah. 434 00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:47,123 Mmm-mmm. 435 00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:50,085 Mr. Nogerelli. I've been looking for you. 436 00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:54,923 Hello, Miss McGee. You're looking lovely today. 437 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:57,676 There has been a rumor, Mr. Nogerelli, 438 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,179 that motorcycles have been driven across our school lawn. 439 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:06,476 Now, I know that couldn't have been you, Mr. Nogerelli. 440 00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:11,231 I'm sure you have more respect for grass than that. Right? 441 00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:12,357 Mmm-hmm. 442 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:17,153 Now hear this. No more! Is that understood? 443 00:28:17,405 --> 00:28:18,488 Mmm-hmm. 444 00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:19,906 Good. 446 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,076 Do you smell something burning? 447 00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:27,372 Mr. Nogerelli... 448 00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:30,625 I guess you sure told her, huh, Johnny? 450 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:35,005 - Water. - Sorry, I'm sorry, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 451 00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:36,423 I will kill ya! 452 00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:39,009 - Okay, Michael, we're ready. - Good luck, girls. 453 00:28:39,093 --> 00:28:41,011 The first day of try-outs and we're the first. 454 00:28:41,429 --> 00:28:43,763 Oh, I hope I don't blank out. Now. 456 00:28:53,441 --> 00:28:56,192 ♪ His loafers were Weejuns ♪ 457 00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:59,905 ♪ His chinos were black ♪ 458 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,284 ♪ With a cute little buckle ♪ 459 00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:07,746 ♪ That fastened in back ♪ 460 00:29:08,539 --> 00:29:10,498 - These are my girls. - Mmm. 461 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:12,751 Oh, there's some good breeding up there. 462 00:29:12,835 --> 00:29:16,421 - Mmm-hmm. And that is so important. - Mmm-hmm. 463 00:29:19,634 --> 00:29:22,844 - Hey, what's happening? - Hey, Woodchuck. 464 00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:25,764 Dolores, all right? What's happening? 465 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,475 Brad. 466 00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:31,394 Does this song stink, or what? 467 00:29:33,314 --> 00:29:36,483 ♪ Don't know what possessed me ♪ 468 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,778 ♪ But I gave him my address ♪ 469 00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:43,990 ♪ And my heart shook with fear ♪ 470 00:29:44,158 --> 00:29:46,952 ♪ As I prayed that I'd hear ♪ 471 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,455 ♪ From Brad ♪ 472 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:53,583 ♪ Hear from Brad ♪ 473 00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:55,085 There's 100 LP's at stake here 474 00:29:55,169 --> 00:29:58,254 and I won't let a little hard work come between me and the prize. 475 00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:00,215 We're calendar girls. 476 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:03,468 You have to get into your seasons, become your season. 477 00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:07,597 Rhonda, you're fall. Give me maturity, give me aging... 478 00:30:07,682 --> 00:30:09,683 - Give me a break. - Lunchtime. 479 00:30:12,186 --> 00:30:16,064 ♪ Then at yesterday's tea dance ♪ 480 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:20,193 ♪ My day turned to night ♪ 481 00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:26,282 ♪ Muffy Rogers was wearing Brad's pin ♪ 482 00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:28,702 ♪ I could just die ♪ 483 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:31,746 Thank you, but we haven't got all day. 484 00:30:31,914 --> 00:30:34,624 - Oh, but these are my girls. - I know, dear. 485 00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:39,379 - Next. - Okay, okay, we're almost ready. 486 00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:42,382 Okay, listen, I want everybody to sing their ah-ah-ahs. 487 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:43,508 Ah-ah-ah. 488 00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:45,885 - Would you take your music. Here. - Let me out of this zoo. 489 00:30:45,970 --> 00:30:47,220 - I'm going for a smoke. - Do I have to do everything myself? 490 00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:48,680 - Watch out, Chuck. - Are you ready? 493 00:30:56,814 --> 00:30:58,064 ♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪ 494 00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,983 - ♪ Ah-ah-ah - Ah-ah-ah ♪ 495 00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:03,278 ♪ I'll be your girl for all seasons ♪ 496 00:31:03,446 --> 00:31:06,740 ♪ All the year through, your girl for... ♪ 497 00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:08,533 - Hello. - Hi. 498 00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,827 I wanted to ask if you're free after school today. 499 00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:12,662 Yeah, I'm free every day. 500 00:31:12,747 --> 00:31:14,164 It's in the Constitution. 501 00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:21,546 - Okay, we're ready now. - "Sharon Cooper and the Seasons. " 502 00:31:21,556 --> 00:31:26,676 - Ow! - ♪ If you fall in the fall you'll see ♪ 503 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:31,681 ♪ September can be Heavenly ♪ 504 00:31:33,851 --> 00:31:35,894 Eugene, ready with the leaves when I yell? 505 00:31:35,978 --> 00:31:36,978 Ready. 506 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:43,026 ♪ When autumn leaves are falling from the tree ♪ 507 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:45,278 I'm sick of being a tree. 508 00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:47,197 That's enough for today. Thank you. 509 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:50,241 Oh, no, wait a minute. We still have three more seasons yet. 510 00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:53,286 I'm sorry, Sharon, I'm gonna need the stage for my drama class. 511 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:54,579 Oh! 512 00:31:55,164 --> 00:31:56,581 Sharon, what about tonight? 513 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:02,003 - How about a hamburger later? - Oh, I'm busy. 514 00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:09,427 - How about tomorrow? - Busy. 515 00:32:12,473 --> 00:32:15,100 So maybe you can explain about the bowling alley, eh? 516 00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:17,393 I mean, you just don't kiss a guy and-- 517 00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:19,395 Look, it was just a joke. Forget it. 518 00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:22,732 - Let me give you a hand. - Oh, I can manage. 519 00:32:22,817 --> 00:32:24,109 Look, I said I can manage. 520 00:32:24,193 --> 00:32:26,861 - I think he's in love. - I think he's kind of cute. 521 00:32:26,946 --> 00:32:28,863 I think you should shut your yaps. 522 00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:31,074 You forgot this one. 523 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:39,791 - Thanks. - How about the day after tomorrow? 525 00:32:48,801 --> 00:32:49,843 Stephanie? 526 00:32:49,969 --> 00:32:52,762 Look, when are you gonna get the picture? 527 00:32:57,476 --> 00:33:00,270 ♪ If you really wanna know ♪ 528 00:33:00,354 --> 00:33:03,356 ♪ What I want in a guy ♪ 529 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,776 ♪ Well, I'm lookin' for a dream on a mean machine ♪ 530 00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:09,404 ♪ With hell in his eyes ♪ 531 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,991 ♪ I want a devil in skin-tight leather ♪ 532 00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:16,077 ♪ He's gonna be wild as the wind ♪ 533 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:18,621 ♪ And one fine night ♪ 534 00:33:18,998 --> 00:33:22,000 ♪ I'll be holdin' on tight ♪ 535 00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:25,211 ♪ To a cool rider ♪ 536 00:33:25,296 --> 00:33:28,173 ♪ A cool rider ♪ 537 00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:32,385 ♪ If he's cool enough, he can burn me through and through ♪ 538 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,429 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 539 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:37,307 ♪ If it takes forever ♪ 540 00:33:37,391 --> 00:33:40,768 ♪ Then I'll wait forever ♪ 541 00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:44,522 ♪ No ordinary boy, no ordinary boy is gonna do ♪ 542 00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:48,651 ♪ I want a rider that's cool ♪ 543 00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:07,962 ♪ That's the way it's gonna be ♪ 544 00:34:08,047 --> 00:34:11,090 ♪ And that's the way that I feel ♪ 545 00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:14,219 ♪ I want a whole lot more than the boy next door ♪ 546 00:34:14,303 --> 00:34:17,472 ♪ I want hell on wheels ♪ 547 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:20,433 ♪ Just give me a black motorcycle ♪ 548 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:23,770 ♪ With a man growin' out of the seat ♪ 549 00:34:23,854 --> 00:34:26,981 ♪ Then move aside ♪ 550 00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:29,734 ♪ 'Cause I'm gonna ride ♪ 551 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:33,071 ♪ With a cool rider ♪ 552 00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:35,949 ♪ A cool rider ♪ 553 00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:40,161 ♪ If he's cool enough he can burn me through and through ♪ 554 00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:42,205 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 555 00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:45,166 ♪ If it takes forever ♪ 556 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:48,253 ♪ Then I'll wait forever ♪ 557 00:34:48,629 --> 00:34:52,674 ♪ No ordinary boy, no ordinary boy is gonna do ♪ 558 00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:56,386 ♪ I want a rider that's cool ♪ 559 00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:09,440 ♪ I don't want no ordinary guys ♪ 560 00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:11,317 ♪ Comin' on strong with me ♪ 561 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:18,992 ♪ They don't know what I'm lookin' for They don't know what I need ♪ 562 00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:22,078 ♪ You're gonna know it when he gets here ♪ 563 00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:25,581 ♪ 'Cause the ground will be shakin' ♪ 564 00:35:25,666 --> 00:35:29,544 ♪ I'll do anything to let him know that I'm his ♪ 565 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,379 ♪ His for the takin' ♪ 566 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:34,757 ♪ I want a cool rider ♪ 567 00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:37,510 ♪ A cool, cool, cool, cool rider ♪ 568 00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:40,430 ♪ I want a cool rider ♪ 569 00:35:40,931 --> 00:35:43,599 ♪ A cool, cool, cool, cool rider ♪ 570 00:35:43,684 --> 00:35:49,022 ♪ I want a C-O-O-L R-I-D-E-R ♪ 571 00:35:51,025 --> 00:35:55,194 English, I got something, uh, scholastic to discuss with you. 572 00:35:55,279 --> 00:35:58,364 What I'm saying is that, you know, you're Mr. History, right? 573 00:35:58,449 --> 00:36:01,159 Like, I got this essay on the fall of Rome. 574 00:36:01,243 --> 00:36:03,911 I didn't even know they were in trouble. 575 00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:07,165 - What are you driving at, DiMucci? - Papers for paper. 576 00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:09,459 Essays for cash? 577 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:10,960 Hmm? 578 00:36:11,754 --> 00:36:13,796 - So that's it. - What's what? 579 00:36:14,590 --> 00:36:20,428 - There's gonna have to be a motorcycle. - Good idea. Invest in a cycle. So? 580 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,097 - So you've got a deal. - Hey. All right. 581 00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:27,393 Listen, when we make the drop, not out here in the open like this, huh? 582 00:36:27,478 --> 00:36:29,479 I got a rep to protect. 583 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:44,994 It's open. 584 00:36:46,372 --> 00:36:50,083 Your uncle said you was back out here. What is this joint? 585 00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:52,668 - It's his nuclear fallout shelter. - Yeah? 586 00:36:53,629 --> 00:36:56,422 - You got that essay? - You got the cash? 587 00:37:05,224 --> 00:37:07,266 This is a neat joint. 588 00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:11,229 A nucleoid shelter. Huh. It's private, good for homework 589 00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:14,315 and other activities involving student bodies. 591 00:37:24,827 --> 00:37:25,827 Mmm-hmm. 592 00:37:26,829 --> 00:37:30,206 You can handle a couple of history assignments also? 593 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:33,918 - I'll try. - Okay, and remember, this is between us. 594 00:37:34,503 --> 00:37:37,255 - I got a rep to protect here, okay? - Yeah. 596 00:37:41,677 --> 00:37:45,263 William the Conqueror, by the Goose. 598 00:37:54,648 --> 00:37:56,732 Oh, God. 599 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:15,209 Nobody, but nobody, knows this happened, dig? 600 00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:18,504 Whatever you say. 601 00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:23,176 That's very nice. Nice penmanship. 602 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:29,223 Remember. I got a rep to protect. Okay, Shakespeare? 603 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,320 Reproduction. 604 00:38:45,115 --> 00:38:48,159 It's very simple, but very important. 605 00:38:49,411 --> 00:38:53,414 Now, what is the best time of the month for a woman to conceive? 606 00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:59,378 Mr., uh... 607 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,382 Jaworski. 608 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:10,223 - What's "conceive"? - Well, you know, to be fertile. 609 00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:11,974 What's the best time? 610 00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:15,019 Ask Nogerelli. 611 00:39:18,232 --> 00:39:19,232 Mr. Nogerelli? 612 00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:22,610 Ask Goose. 613 00:39:23,612 --> 00:39:25,029 Mr. Goose? 614 00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:26,864 Um... 615 00:39:26,949 --> 00:39:28,032 Ask DiMucci. 616 00:39:28,951 --> 00:39:31,160 - Mr. DiMucci? - What? 617 00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:35,039 Conceive. What is the best time? 618 00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:36,541 At night? 619 00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:40,461 You know, I can see that we're not getting very far. 620 00:39:40,546 --> 00:39:42,338 I got the same problem. 621 00:39:43,632 --> 00:39:45,925 - Morning, everybody. - Good morning. 622 00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:49,345 - Good morning, Mr. Stuart. - Good morning. 623 00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:53,516 Why don't we just start at the beginning? 624 00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:55,851 - Page one. - Open your book. 625 00:39:57,521 --> 00:39:59,605 MR. STUART: "Where do babies come from?" 626 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:02,066 If you need me, I'll be right over here. 627 00:40:02,693 --> 00:40:04,318 Do we need this for the exam? 628 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:11,200 ♪ The parts ofa flower are so constructed that ♪ 629 00:40:11,285 --> 00:40:16,163 ♪ Very, very often the wind will cause pollination ♪ 630 00:40:16,707 --> 00:40:22,128 ♪ If not, then a bee or any other nectar-gathering creature ♪ 631 00:40:22,212 --> 00:40:26,132 ♪ Can create the same situation ♪ 632 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:32,597 ♪ Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistil's right on the list ♪ 633 00:40:32,973 --> 00:40:35,266 ♪ I'll try to make it crystal clear ♪ 634 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,311 ♪ A flower's insatiable passion ♪ 635 00:40:38,395 --> 00:40:40,980 ♪ turns its life into a circus of debauchery ♪ 636 00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:47,445 ♪ Now you see just how the stamen gets its lusty dust on to the stigma ♪ 637 00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:54,577 ♪ And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts each spring is no enigma ♪ 638 00:40:55,621 --> 00:40:58,914 ♪ We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class? ♪ 639 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,667 ♪ A photoperiodic reaction ♪ 640 00:41:01,752 --> 00:41:03,586 ♪ Oh, that's good Oh, that's very good ♪ 641 00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:05,296 ♪ Hey, I'm lost. Where are we? ♪ 642 00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:07,298 - ♪ Chapter 2 - Page five ♪ 643 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:10,509 - ♪ Reproduction - Reproduction ♪ 644 00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:13,471 ♪ Put your pollen tube to work ♪ 645 00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:17,141 - ♪ Reproduction - Reproduction ♪ 646 00:41:17,309 --> 00:41:20,353 ♪ Make my stamen go berserk ♪ 647 00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:22,355 ♪ Reproduction ♪ 648 00:41:22,606 --> 00:41:25,983 ♪ I don't think they even know what a pistil is ♪ 649 00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:27,693 ♪ I got your pistil right here ♪ 650 00:41:28,028 --> 00:41:30,029 ♪ Where does the pollen go? ♪ 651 00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:32,323 MR. STUART: Get back here. Would you get into your seats? 652 00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:36,035 - Sit down. - Next chapter. 653 00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:38,496 How, in an abstract way, the same thing applies 654 00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:41,791 to the reproductive organs of the more complex life-forms. 655 00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:44,877 But we are now dealing with sexual response. 657 00:41:46,129 --> 00:41:48,464 Are there any questions before we begin reading? 658 00:41:48,548 --> 00:41:52,802 ♪ Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch ♪ 659 00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:57,807 ♪ Could, like, get this guy all hot and she never even knew it? ♪ 660 00:41:58,475 --> 00:41:59,517 ♪ Negative ♪ 661 00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:02,645 ♪ When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater ♪ 662 00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:07,149 ♪ Starts pulling that stuff she's saying that she wants to do it ♪ 663 00:42:07,943 --> 00:42:09,318 ♪ Can't prove it by me ♪ 664 00:42:09,403 --> 00:42:12,905 ♪ 'Cause they change their tune when you got 'em in the back seat ♪ 665 00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:16,367 - ♪ With his heart beatin' fast - They make it sound like a track meet ♪ 666 00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:17,952 - ♪ Gross! - Yeah ♪ 667 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:19,745 ♪ Then all they can do is say, ♪ 668 00:42:19,830 --> 00:42:22,039 ♪ "No, no, no!" ♪ 669 00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:25,626 - ♪ Reproduction - Reproduction ♪ 670 00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:28,671 ♪ Baby, give it to me now ♪ 671 00:42:29,089 --> 00:42:32,049 - ♪ Reproduction - Reproduction ♪ 672 00:42:32,509 --> 00:42:35,803 ♪ Is that all you think about? ♪ 673 00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:41,100 ♪ Reproduction, come on, baby, show me that you really love me so ♪ 674 00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:43,227 ♪ Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up ♪ 675 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:45,563 ♪ Where does the pollen go? ♪ 676 00:42:45,939 --> 00:42:48,149 MR. STUART: Mr. Goose, please be seated. 677 00:42:51,611 --> 00:42:54,196 The human is the only being capable 678 00:42:54,281 --> 00:42:56,824 of consciously controlling his number of offspring. 679 00:42:57,117 --> 00:42:59,201 Now, are there any comments on that? 680 00:42:59,286 --> 00:43:00,745 Yeah, I was wondering if you could tell me where she lives. 681 00:43:00,829 --> 00:43:02,955 - Yeah. What is this? - Mr. Stuart... 682 00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:06,500 ♪ Is it true that guys like you You know, mature and all ♪ 683 00:43:06,585 --> 00:43:11,213 ♪ Carry some protection with them for sexual occasions? ♪ 684 00:43:11,298 --> 00:43:12,590 - Oh, God. - What's the big deal? 685 00:43:12,716 --> 00:43:15,885 ♪ Can a girl just do that thing in a book ♪ 686 00:43:15,969 --> 00:43:20,765 ♪ Where she adds up the days of her, uh, what do you call it, mentalstration? ♪ 687 00:43:20,849 --> 00:43:22,600 Oh, that's really neat! 688 00:43:22,684 --> 00:43:26,270 Yeah, and what if a guy says the numbers don't add up right, huh? 689 00:43:26,646 --> 00:43:28,939 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪ 690 00:43:29,024 --> 00:43:30,107 Hey, hey... 691 00:43:30,192 --> 00:43:32,359 - ♪ Reproduction - Reproduction ♪ 692 00:43:32,444 --> 00:43:35,488 ♪ Hope he's proud of what he's done ♪ 693 00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:38,908 - ♪ Reproduction - Reproduction ♪ 694 00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:41,911 ♪ He was only pokin' fun ♪ 695 00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:43,954 ♪ Reproduction ♪ 696 00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:48,709 ♪ See what happens when a boy and girl don't know how to play it safe ♪ 697 00:43:49,461 --> 00:43:58,844 - ♪ Reproduction - Reproduction ♪ 698 00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:02,556 ♪ Reproduction ♪ 699 00:44:03,266 --> 00:44:05,601 ♪ Where does the pollen go? ♪ 700 00:44:09,356 --> 00:44:12,858 - Learn anything, Steph? - Stop. Ouch! 702 00:44:12,943 --> 00:44:15,528 Hey, what's the rush? You gotta take a pill? 703 00:44:16,363 --> 00:44:19,114 Try to remember, Mr. Stuart, 704 00:44:19,199 --> 00:44:22,326 that their bodies are more developed than their minds. 705 00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:25,329 - I understand. I understand. - They have drives, Mr. Stuart. 706 00:44:25,413 --> 00:44:27,998 - Lustful drives. - Oh, I understand. 707 00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:29,416 Good. 708 00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:33,629 - Hi, Mr. Stuart. - Hi, Mr. Stuart. 709 00:44:36,299 --> 00:44:38,968 - May I speak to you, Miss McGee? - Yes, dear. What about? 710 00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:42,471 I'm a little worried. I've missed my last two periods. 711 00:44:42,764 --> 00:44:45,891 That's all right, dear. You can make them up after school. 712 00:44:46,101 --> 00:44:48,185 ♪ Where does the pollen go? ♪ 713 00:44:50,146 --> 00:44:51,397 Nice one, Davey. 714 00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:55,317 That does it. 715 00:44:59,656 --> 00:45:01,866 Yep. Follow me. 716 00:45:03,577 --> 00:45:05,536 Quite a selection here. 717 00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:09,290 All very, very serviceable machines, young man. 718 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:14,003 One or two of these were my personal transportation a few spare parts ago. 719 00:45:14,254 --> 00:45:16,046 All it takes is a little elbow grease 720 00:45:16,131 --> 00:45:19,133 and any one of these beauties is a fixer-upper. 721 00:45:20,010 --> 00:45:22,636 - Think you got yourself a bike. - Oh, great. 722 00:45:22,721 --> 00:45:25,389 - And you're gonna need these. - Oh, thanks. 723 00:45:27,601 --> 00:45:29,143 Good luck. 724 00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:55,169 ♪ Cool rider ♪ 725 00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:58,297 ♪ A cool rider ♪ 726 00:45:58,381 --> 00:46:02,301 ♪ If he's cool enough he can burn me through and through ♪ 727 00:46:04,596 --> 00:46:07,473 ♪ If it takes forever ♪ 728 00:46:07,557 --> 00:46:10,935 ♪ Then I'll wait forever ♪ 729 00:46:11,019 --> 00:46:14,313 ♪ No ordinary boy, no ordinary boy is gonna do ♪ 730 00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:15,606 Bollocks! 731 00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:18,025 ♪ I want a rider that's cool ♪ 733 00:46:30,872 --> 00:46:33,540 Oh, Michael. Michael. 734 00:46:34,876 --> 00:46:39,463 - Good to see you, French. - What were you trying to do? 735 00:46:40,966 --> 00:46:44,885 I'm trying to ride that motorcycle without bloody well killing myself. 736 00:47:11,079 --> 00:47:12,830 Wait a second. Michael. 737 00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:18,252 Michael, this isn't for... Stephanie? Oh. 738 00:47:19,004 --> 00:47:21,046 ♪ I'll be yours in winter ♪ 739 00:47:21,381 --> 00:47:24,508 ♪ When the snow is on the ground ♪ 740 00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:27,219 ♪ I'll warm you through December ♪ 741 00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:30,180 ♪ And I'll always be around ♪ 742 00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:33,142 ♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪ 743 00:47:33,268 --> 00:47:34,518 - ♪ Ah-ah-ah - Ah-ah-ah ♪ 744 00:47:34,602 --> 00:47:37,646 - That will be all for today. - Blanche! 745 00:47:37,939 --> 00:47:38,939 No, wait a minute, 746 00:47:39,024 --> 00:47:41,233 we still have some more seasons we haven't done for you yet. 747 00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:44,820 We have to start with winter and fall because Paulette's late and... 748 00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:46,572 Well, she was late again today, 749 00:47:46,656 --> 00:47:49,324 but she's here now and we'd like to do summer and spring for you. 750 00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:52,036 Sharon, will you stop yelling? 751 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,328 You're in the show. 753 00:47:55,081 --> 00:47:56,206 Next. 754 00:47:57,042 --> 00:47:58,375 The Preptones. 755 00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:06,050 ♪ Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream ♪ 756 00:48:06,301 --> 00:48:10,804 These are my boys. Look. Good, clean-cut American boys. 757 00:48:10,889 --> 00:48:12,264 I know. 758 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,810 ♪ Then tell her that her lonesome nights are over ♪ 759 00:48:16,895 --> 00:48:20,564 ♪ Sandman, I'm so alone ♪ 760 00:48:20,648 --> 00:48:23,275 ♪ Don't have nobody to call my own ♪ 761 00:48:23,902 --> 00:48:26,695 ♪ Please turn on your magic beam ♪ 762 00:48:27,113 --> 00:48:30,407 ♪ Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream ♪ 763 00:48:31,284 --> 00:48:33,911 - That was wonderful. - Yes. 764 00:48:36,331 --> 00:48:38,082 The T-Bones. 765 00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:40,084 Birds. T-Birds. 767 00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:50,219 - ♪ We're goin' prowlin' - Walk, talk like a T-Bird ♪ 768 00:48:50,303 --> 00:48:51,428 ♪ Prowlin'... ♪ 769 00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:53,430 These are my boys. 770 00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:58,102 ♪ Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight ♪ 772 00:48:59,854 --> 00:49:00,854 ♪ Prowlin'... ♪ 773 00:49:00,939 --> 00:49:02,064 Thank you. 774 00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:04,650 That was just wonderful. 775 00:49:04,734 --> 00:49:06,527 Yeah. It was very nice. 776 00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:09,404 Yeah, we could work a little bit on the harn-omies, you know. 777 00:49:09,489 --> 00:49:11,698 - Catch you later, Miss McGee. - Thank you. 778 00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:14,409 Oh, my mom wants you to come over 779 00:49:14,494 --> 00:49:16,453 for a pasghetti at your convenience, you know. 780 00:49:17,914 --> 00:49:19,081 Thank you, Nogerelli. 781 00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:22,376 - Talk of practice over mid-term break. - Johnny, practice? 782 00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:39,810 ♪ I'll be yours in springtime When the flowers are in bloom ♪ 783 00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:45,399 ♪ We'll wander through the meadows In all their sweet perfume ♪ 784 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,740 ♪ I'll be your girl for all seasons ♪ 785 00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:57,995 - Disaster! - What? We blew it? 786 00:49:58,079 --> 00:49:59,163 No, we made it. 787 00:49:59,247 --> 00:50:00,747 But we can't sing in public, we're the worst. 788 00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:03,792 - We'll get unworst. - Yeah, we'll get liverwurst. 789 00:50:03,877 --> 00:50:05,335 - We'll get knackwurst. - How did we get in? 790 00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:06,920 Obviously they recognize natural talent. 791 00:50:07,005 --> 00:50:09,673 Everybody made it. They didn't have enough acts. 792 00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:11,049 Get him! 794 00:50:19,017 --> 00:50:22,978 ♪ Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream ♪ 795 00:50:23,104 --> 00:50:26,565 ♪ Make her the cutest that I've ever seen ♪ 796 00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:29,735 ♪ Give her two lips like roses in clover ♪ 797 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,613 If we are gonna win that grand prize, 798 00:50:32,697 --> 00:50:34,615 we've got to get it together like that. 799 00:50:34,699 --> 00:50:36,783 - But with class. - Remember, 800 00:50:36,868 --> 00:50:39,161 - I want the Roy Orbisons. - You'll get 'em. 801 00:50:40,496 --> 00:50:46,585 ♪ Please turn on your magic beam Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream ♪ 802 00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:49,755 I'm talkin' a matter of only weeks before the talent show. 803 00:50:49,964 --> 00:50:51,131 I'm talkin' winnin' albumens. 804 00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:53,592 - I'm talkin' progress. - I'm not talkin'. 805 00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:22,663 Scum! 808 00:51:29,629 --> 00:51:32,256 Balmudo's out front and he's all alone. 809 00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:35,092 Tilt. My turn. 810 00:51:35,176 --> 00:51:39,596 Your turn after we tilt that crater face, Balmudo. Come on. 811 00:51:42,392 --> 00:51:45,435 - Comb. - Louis, be careful. 812 00:51:47,188 --> 00:51:48,814 Smoke. 813 00:51:50,817 --> 00:51:52,234 Light. 814 00:52:04,497 --> 00:52:05,664 Comb, again. 815 00:52:14,132 --> 00:52:15,424 Let's go, you guys. 817 00:52:19,053 --> 00:52:21,096 - Come on, action out front. - What? 818 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:23,223 Balmudo's gonna get his face mangled. 819 00:52:23,308 --> 00:52:25,726 - All right. - Oh, my gosh. 820 00:52:28,313 --> 00:52:30,230 Hey, where is that rat-face... 821 00:52:30,857 --> 00:52:33,317 You lookin' for a rat-face, mouse-brain? 822 00:52:38,114 --> 00:52:41,533 Get that... Get that mutha! 823 00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:55,220 ♪ Who, who, who's that guy? ♪ 823.5 00:52:56,220 --> 00:53:02,220 ♪ Who, who, who's that guy? ♪ 824 00:53:03,389 --> 00:53:07,225 ♪ He came out of the darkness in the middle of the night ♪ 825 00:53:07,310 --> 00:53:11,063 ♪ Blazin' like a mutha with a fist of dynamite ♪ 826 00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:14,775 ♪ He ain't foolin' no one on that pile of chrome and steel ♪ 827 00:53:14,859 --> 00:53:18,487 ♪ Burnin' up the pavement like he was some kind of wheel ♪ 828 00:53:18,571 --> 00:53:22,324 ♪ He's lookin' for a rumble and some heads are gonna bust ♪ 829 00:53:22,408 --> 00:53:25,911 ♪ He's gonna take a tumble with one solitary thrust ♪ 830 00:53:26,037 --> 00:53:31,875 ♪ The only thing you guys are gonna do is eat his dust ♪ 831 00:53:33,795 --> 00:53:37,339 - ♪ Who's that guy? - Where did he come from? ♪ 832 00:53:37,465 --> 00:53:41,301 - ♪ Who's that guy? - Hey, tell me someone ♪ 833 00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:46,348 ♪ I never knew anyone could be so cool ♪ 834 00:53:47,266 --> 00:53:48,767 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪ 835 00:53:48,851 --> 00:53:52,145 - ♪ Who's that guy? - What's so amazin'? ♪ 836 00:53:52,397 --> 00:53:56,149 ♪ From headlight to tailpipe His burners are blazin' ♪ 837 00:53:56,234 --> 00:54:01,488 ♪ Looks to me like he could really fly ♪ 838 00:54:01,823 --> 00:54:03,764 - ♪ Who's that guy? ♪ - Who's that guy? 838.5 00:54:03,769 --> 00:54:09,829 ♪ Who, who, who's that guy? ♪ 840.5 00:54:11,229 --> 00:54:17,229 ♪ Who, who, who's that guy? ♪ 841 00:54:18,673 --> 00:54:21,716 ♪ He wears a pair of goggles like a man from outer space ♪ 842 00:54:21,801 --> 00:54:22,526 Aw, shut up! 843 00:54:22,527 --> 00:54:25,929 ♪ It really doesn't matter that I haven't seen his face ♪ 844 00:54:26,289 --> 00:54:29,766 ♪ We're gonna wrap those handlebars around that neck of his ♪ 845 00:54:29,892 --> 00:54:33,395 - ♪ The punk is gonna get it - When we find out who he is ♪ 846 00:54:34,063 --> 00:54:37,441 ♪ Everybody wants you when they don't know who you are ♪ 847 00:54:37,525 --> 00:54:40,902 ♪ If you're a man of mystery it really takes you far ♪ 848 00:54:41,279 --> 00:54:46,491 ♪ Everyone around you thinks that you're a star ♪ 849 00:54:48,828 --> 00:54:52,414 - ♪ Who's that guy? - Where did he come from? ♪ 850 00:54:52,582 --> 00:54:54,499 ♪ Who's that guy? ♪ 851 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,334 ♪ Where can I get one? ♪ 852 00:54:56,419 --> 00:55:01,965 ♪ They never knew that I could be so cool ♪ 853 00:55:02,550 --> 00:55:03,842 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪ 854 00:55:03,926 --> 00:55:07,304 - ♪ Who's that guy? - On that motorcycle? ♪ 855 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:11,224 ♪ What would they say if they knew it was Michael? ♪ 856 00:55:11,350 --> 00:55:16,563 ♪ Looks to me like he could really fly ♪ 857 00:55:17,023 --> 00:55:19,900 ♪ Won't somebody tell me? ♪ 858 00:55:19,984 --> 00:55:22,486 - ♪ Who's that guy? - Who's that guy? ♪ 860 00:55:29,368 --> 00:55:30,452 Pretty cool stuff. 861 00:55:36,334 --> 00:55:37,959 Everyone inside... 862 00:55:40,171 --> 00:55:41,171 We bowl. 863 00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:43,298 - All right! - Yeah, we bowl. 864 00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:44,591 Whoo! 865 00:55:46,052 --> 00:55:49,137 - Hey, DiMucci, did you see that? - Yeah, I saw it. 866 00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:53,350 Hey, come on, Steph. 867 00:55:53,434 --> 00:55:55,644 I'll catch up with you guys in a few minutes, okay? 868 00:55:55,895 --> 00:55:58,480 - Hey, what's eatin' you? - Nothin'. 869 00:56:10,409 --> 00:56:12,744 You know, Steph. There's been talk. 870 00:56:12,828 --> 00:56:14,454 We haven't been talkin', 871 00:56:14,747 --> 00:56:18,375 but there has been talks that question your loyalty to the Birds. 872 00:56:18,709 --> 00:56:21,169 Well, it doesn't mean you gotta go steady with Johnny. 873 00:56:21,254 --> 00:56:24,297 In fact, I think it's better for the both of you that it's over. 874 00:56:24,382 --> 00:56:28,718 Yeah, but the code does say we're T-Bird chicks, at least till grad. 875 00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:31,888 Let's go, Louis. 876 00:56:32,098 --> 00:56:34,266 You know, maybe I'm tired of being someone's chick. 877 00:56:34,559 --> 00:56:36,434 "Tired of being someone's chick"? 878 00:56:36,519 --> 00:56:37,894 Are you feeling okay? 879 00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:42,566 - Yo, Ritter. - Yo, Goose. 880 00:56:43,526 --> 00:56:45,026 I don't know what I'm feeling. 881 00:56:46,153 --> 00:56:49,406 Here, have a ciggy. Maybe it'll make you feel better. 882 00:56:51,617 --> 00:56:52,993 Those guys are show-offs. 884 00:56:55,413 --> 00:56:56,580 Oh, God, I hate those kind of matches. 885 00:56:56,664 --> 00:56:57,914 Did you get them from the liquor store down the street? 886 00:56:57,999 --> 00:56:59,499 - No. - Oh, thanks. 886.1 00:57:02,499 --> 00:57:06,499 ♪ ...that he could really fly ♪ 886.3 00:57:06,999 --> 00:57:09,399 ♪ Won't somebody tell me ♪ 886.5 00:57:10,499 --> 00:57:13,929 ♪ Who's that guy? ♪ 886.7 00:57:14,439 --> 00:57:17,429 ♪ Who's that guy? ♪ 886.9 00:57:18,130 --> 00:57:25,579 ♪ Who, who, who, oh oh oh ♪ 887 00:57:20,479 --> 00:57:21,479 Want a ride? 888.3 00:57:25,634 --> 00:57:29,229 ♪ Who's that guy? ♪ 888.5 00:57:29,329 --> 00:57:31,429 ♪ Who's that guy? ♪ 889 00:57:31,574 --> 00:57:32,700 Some other time. 889.2 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:40,700 ♪ Who, who, who, oh-oh-oh! ♪ 889.4 00:57:40,700 --> 00:57:43,600 ♪ Who's that guy? ♪ 889.5 00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,600 ♪ Who's that guy? ♪ 889.6 00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:55,600 ♪ Who, who, whoa-oh-oh ♪ 889.7 00:57:55,610 --> 00:57:58,600 ♪ Who's that guy? ♪ 889.9 00:57:59,300 --> 00:58:02,600 ♪ Who's that guy? ♪ 890 00:58:04,774 --> 00:58:08,360 I heard there was this motorcycle chase outside the Bowl-a-Rama last night, 891 00:58:08,444 --> 00:58:11,529 and according to, um, Paulette Rebchuck, 892 00:58:11,614 --> 00:58:15,492 this very mysterious and gorgeous guy 893 00:58:15,576 --> 00:58:19,287 knocked one Stephanie Zinone right out of her bobby socks. 894 00:58:19,372 --> 00:58:21,164 - How do you plead? - I am guilty. 896 00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:26,461 - Great. But now what? - We've got a problem. 897 00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:28,755 On that motorcycle, in that gear, 898 00:58:28,839 --> 00:58:31,508 I knocked that girl right out of her socks. 899 00:58:31,801 --> 00:58:34,594 - But like this... - You'll knock her into her socks. 900 00:58:34,679 --> 00:58:37,222 Yeah, simple, I have to tell her. Next time I see her... 901 00:58:37,306 --> 00:58:39,057 Ah, come here. 902 00:58:41,018 --> 00:58:44,479 Next time I see her, I'm going to walk up to her and say... 904 00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:47,357 - "Steph... " - Uh-oh. 905 00:58:48,275 --> 00:58:50,485 Mmm. 906 00:58:51,779 --> 00:58:52,821 Hiya, girls. 907 00:58:54,115 --> 00:58:55,782 Your boyfriend's here. 909 00:58:58,786 --> 00:59:00,620 - Having a facial? - Yeah. 910 00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:06,459 - Delish. - Ew! 911 00:59:11,716 --> 00:59:13,341 - Steph. - What? 912 00:59:15,010 --> 00:59:16,469 Do you... 913 00:59:17,596 --> 00:59:18,596 What? 914 00:59:18,681 --> 00:59:20,390 Uh, have you... 915 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:25,228 Ever read a Superman comic? 916 00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:26,896 Not in the last few hours. 917 00:59:29,650 --> 00:59:31,901 Oh, I was just checking. Right? 918 00:59:34,572 --> 00:59:35,822 Just checking. 919 00:59:37,575 --> 00:59:39,826 He needs the guidance counselor. 920 00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:42,287 Rhonda, you got a nose job. 921 00:59:42,413 --> 00:59:44,581 Oh, forget it. I walked into a door. 922 00:59:44,707 --> 00:59:45,874 So she says. 923 00:59:46,167 --> 00:59:49,294 Attention, attention, please. 924 00:59:49,837 --> 00:59:53,381 This is a test. I repeat, this is a test. 925 00:59:53,549 --> 00:59:55,258 Please do not panic. 926 00:59:55,342 --> 00:59:57,177 - ♪ This is a simulation... - Nuclear war is like football, ♪ 927 00:59:57,261 --> 00:59:58,845 if the Russians throw the bomb, 928 00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:01,139 all we have to do is jump up, intercept it, 929 01:00:01,223 --> 01:00:02,724 then ram it down their own end zone. 930 01:00:02,808 --> 01:00:04,559 You hear me? It's like life. 931 01:00:04,643 --> 01:00:06,644 Somebody throws something at you, you throw it back. 932 01:00:07,021 --> 01:00:09,689 Please proceed to your nearest shelter. 933 01:00:10,566 --> 01:00:13,735 Boys to one side, girls to the other. Run, run, run! 934 01:00:13,903 --> 01:00:16,362 Blanche, please do not panic. 935 01:00:16,447 --> 01:00:19,657 Oh, Miss McGee, it's so loud. 937 01:00:21,994 --> 01:00:24,496 Please do not panic. 939 01:00:34,173 --> 01:00:35,924 I don't know how you talked me into this, Louis. 940 01:00:36,008 --> 01:00:39,511 Hey, listen. You trust President Kennedy, right? 941 01:00:39,595 --> 01:00:40,637 Of course. 942 01:00:40,721 --> 01:00:44,849 All right. Kennedy says we gotta be prepared for a nucleoid war. 943 01:00:45,059 --> 01:00:49,020 - It's nuclear, Louis. - Yeah. Nuclelar, nucular... 945 01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:52,106 A bomb's a bomb. 947 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,108 Yeah. 948 01:01:35,234 --> 01:01:36,693 Hmm. 949 01:01:45,744 --> 01:01:48,496 This is an official fallout shelter bed. 950 01:01:50,416 --> 01:01:52,250 Hey, you gotta be prepared, 951 01:01:52,334 --> 01:01:54,586 'cause some day, when you least expect it... 952 01:01:54,879 --> 01:01:57,380 Kablam! Nucleoid war! 954 01:01:59,884 --> 01:02:01,843 - What's that? - It's started. 955 01:02:02,636 --> 01:02:05,847 ♪ America is calling ♪ 956 01:02:05,931 --> 01:02:09,350 ♪ Let's care enough to give our very best ♪ 957 01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:11,144 What's started? What's happening, Louis? 958 01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:13,563 The Russians are attacking. Get down. 959 01:02:14,607 --> 01:02:17,483 ♪ For if we give our very best ♪ 960 01:02:17,568 --> 01:02:21,571 ♪ I know that we will more than pass the test ♪ 961 01:02:21,739 --> 01:02:23,364 What are you doing, Louis? Get off of me! 962 01:02:23,449 --> 01:02:24,490 Think about it. 963 01:02:24,575 --> 01:02:26,159 What if you and me was to die 964 01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:28,494 right here tonight without ever doing it? 965 01:02:28,579 --> 01:02:29,829 "It"? 966 01:02:30,539 --> 01:02:32,332 Oh, my God! Let me out of here, Louis! 967 01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:34,500 Are you crazy? They're dropping bombs out there. 968 01:02:34,585 --> 01:02:38,046 ♪ Yeah, let's do it for our country ♪ 969 01:02:38,130 --> 01:02:40,924 ♪ The red, white and the blue ♪ 970 01:02:41,508 --> 01:02:46,596 ♪ It's Uncle Sam who's asking So your mother will approve ♪ 971 01:02:47,306 --> 01:02:52,310 ♪ Tomorrow I'll be fighting And I'll win this war for you ♪ 972 01:02:52,853 --> 01:02:55,813 ♪ Let's do it for our country ♪ 973 01:02:55,898 --> 01:02:58,858 ♪ Our country wants us to ♪ 974 01:03:00,194 --> 01:03:01,194 Oh, Louis. 975 01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:03,154 ♪ Bullets are exploding ♪ 976 01:03:03,238 --> 01:03:06,199 ♪ They'll soon be at the door ♪ 977 01:03:06,283 --> 01:03:11,079 ♪ Give something to America you never gave before ♪ 978 01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:15,166 ♪ Yeah, let's do it for our country ♪ 979 01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:17,293 ♪ The red, white, and the blue ♪ 980 01:03:18,253 --> 01:03:19,879 But are you sure my mother would approve? 981 01:03:22,174 --> 01:03:25,134 Your mother don't even have to know about it, Sharon. 982 01:03:25,219 --> 01:03:27,011 And you think we're old enough to go? 983 01:03:31,183 --> 01:03:33,393 - All the way. - Oh, Louis. 984 01:03:34,019 --> 01:03:36,187 - But, Louis, you might get hurt. - I know. 985 01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:39,983 - Oh, God. - Just think about it, Sharon. 986 01:03:40,067 --> 01:03:42,944 It would be like as if we were doing it for the Statue of Liberty. 987 01:03:43,237 --> 01:03:46,572 - Or the Grand Canyon. - Yeah, the New York Yankees. 988 01:03:46,657 --> 01:03:47,824 It'll be like we're doing it for 989 01:03:47,908 --> 01:03:49,575 - for Disneyland! - for Disneyland! 990 01:03:49,827 --> 01:03:53,871 ♪ Yeah, let's do it for our country ♪ 991 01:03:53,956 --> 01:03:56,916 ♪ The red, white, and the blue ♪ 992 01:03:57,001 --> 01:04:02,422 ♪ It's not a lot to ask of us Our parents will approve ♪ 993 01:04:02,673 --> 01:04:08,052 - ♪ You'll be a mighty soldier - Before this night is through ♪ 994 01:04:08,220 --> 01:04:11,639 ♪ Let's do it for our country ♪ 995 01:04:11,807 --> 01:04:14,058 ♪ We owe it to our country ♪ 996 01:04:14,143 --> 01:04:17,311 ♪ Let's do it for our country ♪ 997 01:04:17,396 --> 01:04:21,232 ♪ Our country wants us to ♪ 998 01:04:24,069 --> 01:04:25,737 - I'm ready, Louis. - Me, too. 999 01:04:25,821 --> 01:04:28,489 - Hurry, come on, let's sign up. - What? No, don't! 1000 01:04:30,159 --> 01:04:31,617 Oops! 1001 01:04:32,077 --> 01:04:34,495 Guess you didn't get any, huh, Babooch? 1002 01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:38,875 Louis DiMucci! Oh, God! 1003 01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:42,837 Oh, how could you do this? 1005 01:04:47,926 --> 01:04:50,386 Okay, that'll be about $1.60. 1006 01:04:50,471 --> 01:04:51,888 Hey, will you get my windshield? 1007 01:04:51,972 --> 01:04:53,973 Uh, yeah. Hold on. Just a second. 1008 01:04:55,976 --> 01:04:56,976 - Hi. - Hi. 1009 01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:02,607 Hey, miss, can I pay you so I can get out of here? 1010 01:05:02,691 --> 01:05:06,110 Yeah, look, hold on just one minute, okay? 1011 01:05:08,113 --> 01:05:09,655 - Sorry. - It's all right. 1012 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:15,453 Okay, that's two, three, four, five. 1013 01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:16,704 Where are the maps? 1014 01:05:18,457 --> 01:05:20,291 - What kind you want? - Street maps. 1015 01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:21,667 Yeah? 1016 01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:33,888 Hey, miss. What do I owe you? 1017 01:05:34,223 --> 01:05:36,099 Um... 1018 01:05:37,017 --> 01:05:38,184 Fifty cents. 1019 01:05:45,609 --> 01:05:46,776 How about that ride? 1020 01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:48,402 Hey, how about my windshield? 1021 01:05:51,073 --> 01:05:53,533 Excuse me, you forgot our green stamps. 1022 01:05:53,617 --> 01:05:55,576 We're in a hurry. What about the maps? 1024 01:05:57,204 --> 01:05:58,955 Are you going to get this windshield or not? 1025 01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:00,665 Come on. 1027 01:06:04,753 --> 01:06:07,213 Honk that horn where the sun don't shine! 1028 01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:08,840 Steph, where are you going? 1029 01:06:59,933 --> 01:07:03,227 Oh, I can't stop shivering. 1030 01:07:04,021 --> 01:07:05,188 Then hold on. 1031 01:07:06,565 --> 01:07:08,149 That's what's making me shiver. 1033 01:07:20,871 --> 01:07:24,540 - Great ride. - We're home. 1034 01:07:31,048 --> 01:07:32,089 Shoot. 1035 01:07:39,431 --> 01:07:42,433 Oof. 1036 01:08:08,919 --> 01:08:10,878 I'm the one who can't stop shivering now. 1037 01:08:11,630 --> 01:08:13,547 Why? 1038 01:08:13,632 --> 01:08:14,674 Because... 1039 01:08:20,305 --> 01:08:24,934 - There's something I should tell you. - What? 1041 01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:28,521 Oh, no. 1042 01:08:29,815 --> 01:08:31,440 We've got company. 1043 01:08:33,944 --> 01:08:35,278 Check this out! 1044 01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:37,780 I can handle these guys. 1045 01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:41,158 - That's the dude who popped Balmudo. - Yeah, and look who he's poppin' now. 1046 01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:43,369 When am I gonna see you again? 1047 01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,414 Friday night. The Talent Show. 1048 01:08:46,498 --> 01:08:48,124 Let's go! 1049 01:08:51,044 --> 01:08:52,795 Out front, you hear? 1050 01:08:54,423 --> 01:08:56,132 "Talent Show"? 1051 01:08:59,428 --> 01:09:01,012 How'd he know? 1052 01:09:05,017 --> 01:09:06,017 Hi. 1053 01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:09,895 What are you guys doin'? 1054 01:09:15,319 --> 01:09:17,820 So, what's the story with the creep on the bike, Zinone? 1055 01:09:18,697 --> 01:09:20,740 - What do you mean? - The story. The creep. 1056 01:09:20,824 --> 01:09:24,368 - Yeah, the creep, the story, Stephanie. - Shut up, Goose. 1057 01:09:24,453 --> 01:09:27,621 - Why don't you just leave her alone? - You shut up. 1058 01:09:27,706 --> 01:09:29,749 - You. Let's have it. - Have what? 1059 01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:31,792 - The story. - Personally, I think... 1060 01:09:31,877 --> 01:09:33,753 We don't care, Sharon! 1061 01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:37,840 Look, Zinone, no chick of mine messes with no other creep except this... 1062 01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:40,676 - Except me. - No chick of yours? 1063 01:09:40,761 --> 01:09:42,053 Someone's jealous. 1064 01:09:42,137 --> 01:09:44,096 Why don't you ever get jealous like that over me, Johnny? 1065 01:09:44,181 --> 01:09:45,181 Because I ain't jealous! 1066 01:09:45,265 --> 01:09:47,808 Why don't you just stay out of my life, then, huh, Johnny? 1067 01:09:47,893 --> 01:09:48,976 I'm out! 1068 01:09:50,187 --> 01:09:53,522 I catch you with that punk one more time, I'll rearrange his face. 1069 01:09:53,607 --> 01:09:56,192 He's a dead man, you know what I'm saying? D-E-D! 1070 01:09:56,276 --> 01:09:58,277 Look, I think you better decide once and for all 1071 01:09:58,362 --> 01:09:59,695 just who belongs to who around here. 1072 01:09:59,780 --> 01:10:01,989 - Oh, Paulette, you're making a scene. - Because I'm getting all mixed up 1073 01:10:02,074 --> 01:10:03,741 and I don't like how that feels one little bit. 1074 01:10:03,825 --> 01:10:05,451 You know, you're embarrassing me. 1076 01:10:07,871 --> 01:10:10,164 I think you owe Paulette an apology. 1077 01:10:11,416 --> 01:10:13,959 - Jerk! - Where are you goin'? 1078 01:10:14,669 --> 01:10:16,170 Forget about it. 1079 01:10:16,630 --> 01:10:18,631 - Weirdos. - Yeah, who needs broads, right? 1080 01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:20,716 Me! I get to second base with Sharon, 1081 01:10:20,801 --> 01:10:23,469 keep getting called out when I try to slide into third. 1082 01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:24,920 And the poor guy bombed out 1083 01:10:24,921 --> 01:10:26,597 - in the bomb shelter. - Hey. 1084 01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:31,519 Yeah. I think we could all use a little guaranteed... 1085 01:10:31,603 --> 01:10:32,812 ...all-the-way action. 1086 01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:36,357 - And I knowjust the place. - Yeah? 1087 01:10:37,359 --> 01:10:39,944 ♪ Well, come on and tell us, Johnny ♪ 1088 01:10:40,779 --> 01:10:42,905 ♪ What's the secret of success? ♪ 1089 01:10:42,989 --> 01:10:47,034 ♪ You gotta take a tip From the King of Hip ♪ 1090 01:10:47,119 --> 01:10:51,705 ♪ 'Cause you know that he's the best ♪ 1091 01:10:54,126 --> 01:10:55,818 ♪ We're goin' prowlin' ♪ 1091.5 01:10:57,526 --> 01:10:59,238 ♪ We're goin' prowlin' ♪ 1093 01:11:00,924 --> 01:11:06,466 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1094 01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:13,769 ♪ You say you're hungry for a lover ♪ 1095 01:11:13,854 --> 01:11:16,689 ♪ Gotta find a chick who'll give you more ♪ 1096 01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:20,192 ♪ Well, there's a spot That I've discovered ♪ 1097 01:11:21,027 --> 01:11:23,571 ♪ Where a guy's guaranteed to score ♪ 1098 01:11:24,156 --> 01:11:27,408 ♪ I'm gonna show you cats some action ♪ 1099 01:11:27,576 --> 01:11:30,369 ♪ Like you've never seen before ♪ 1100 01:11:30,745 --> 01:11:34,415 ♪ We're gonna get some satisfaction ♪ 1101 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:37,460 ♪ Down at the grocery store ♪ 1102 01:11:37,544 --> 01:11:40,908 - ♪ We're goin' prowlin' - Walk, talk like a T-Bird ♪ 1102.5 01:11:41,044 --> 01:11:44,008 - ♪ We're goin' prowlin' - Walk, talk like a T-Bird ♪ 1103 01:11:44,092 --> 01:11:45,634 ♪ We're goin' prowlin' ♪ 1104 01:11:45,719 --> 01:11:49,680 - ♪ Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight - Tonight ♪ 1106 01:11:51,099 --> 01:11:54,059 ♪ There's a female butcher ♪ 1107 01:11:54,436 --> 01:11:57,646 - ♪ At the luncheon meat display - Well, don't you know? ♪ 1108 01:11:57,731 --> 01:12:00,816 - ♪ Got the best tongue in town - That's right ♪ 1109 01:12:00,901 --> 01:12:04,028 ♪ She delivers both night and day ♪ 1110 01:12:04,112 --> 01:12:07,448 ♪ You'll see the apple of your eye ♪ 1111 01:12:07,532 --> 01:12:10,784 ♪ Stacking peaches in a five-foot pile ♪ 1112 01:12:11,119 --> 01:12:13,412 ♪ Just waitin' for some guy to come ♪ 1113 01:12:14,206 --> 01:12:17,583 ♪ And take her rollin' down the aisle ♪ 1114 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:20,920 - ♪ We're goin' prowlin' ♪ - I like a debutante who comes across. 1115 01:12:21,004 --> 01:12:23,672 - ♪ We're goin' prowlin' ♪ - Now, that's what I call class. 1116 01:12:24,132 --> 01:12:28,344 Well, I like a tall girl with long legs that come right up to her... 1117 01:12:28,428 --> 01:12:33,057 You know what I like? I like a girl who's really smart 1118 01:12:33,141 --> 01:12:36,310 Provided that she's really stacked. 1119 01:12:36,394 --> 01:12:40,814 Yeah? Well, I love 'em all. And they love me. 1120 01:12:40,899 --> 01:12:44,777 ♪ 'Cause I'm the leader of this here pack ♪ 1121 01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:47,196 - ♪ Yeah! - We're gonna find ourselves some cuties ♪ 1122 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,783 - ♪ Cuties gonna find... - Who are sad and all alone ♪ 1123 01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:54,411 - ♪ We're gonna show them little beauties - Little beauties ♪ 1124 01:12:54,496 --> 01:12:57,540 ♪ That we're T-Birds to the bo-o-one ♪ 1125 01:12:57,624 --> 01:13:00,700 - ♪ We're goin' prowlin' - Walk, talk like a T-Bird ♪ 1125.3 01:13:00,924 --> 01:13:03,750 - ♪ We're goin' prowlin' - Walk, talk like a T-Bird ♪ 1125.7 01:13:04,225 --> 01:13:07,800 - ♪ We're goin' prow-wow-wow-lin' - Walk, talk like a T-Bird ♪ 1126 01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:10,678 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1127 01:13:10,762 --> 01:13:12,471 ♪ We're goin' prowlin' ♪ 1128 01:13:12,556 --> 01:13:14,765 Goose, go for the sales tax. 1130 01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:25,818 Very nice. Very nice. We could win those albumens yet. 1132 01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:29,363 - We can win those albumens. - We gotta get rid of the competition. 1133 01:13:29,447 --> 01:13:30,447 Competition. 1135 01:13:31,700 --> 01:13:34,076 Well, there is some very good work here, 1136 01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:39,039 and there is also some very sloppy work here. 1137 01:13:40,542 --> 01:13:44,962 Miss Zinone, uh, I would like to see you about your Shakespeare essay. 1139 01:13:49,092 --> 01:13:50,884 Attention, please. 1140 01:13:50,969 --> 01:13:53,846 A few reminders of graduation activities. 1141 01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:58,767 The final dress rehearsal for the Talent Show is Thursday afternoon. 1142 01:13:58,852 --> 01:14:02,313 Also, will all students on the decoration committee 1143 01:14:02,397 --> 01:14:05,316 for the Lani Kai Lani Luau on Saturday 1144 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:08,193 report to Coach Calhoun after school today. 1145 01:14:08,278 --> 01:14:10,404 Who asked him to write all that stuff anyway? 1146 01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:12,615 I guess she didn't like your paper. 1147 01:14:12,699 --> 01:14:16,285 No kiddin'. I gotta write the whole thing again. 1148 01:14:16,369 --> 01:14:19,121 - Do you want some help? - I don't know. 1149 01:14:22,083 --> 01:14:25,711 Think it over. It's not a difficult decision. 1150 01:14:29,758 --> 01:14:32,676 - Steph, you comin'? - Yeah. 1151 01:14:32,761 --> 01:14:34,178 I'll think about it. 1152 01:14:47,942 --> 01:14:50,027 You know, I don't usually do this bad in English. 1153 01:14:50,111 --> 01:14:52,988 It's just, I got other stuff on my mind these days. 1154 01:14:53,073 --> 01:14:55,991 - Anything I can help you with? - No, it's not with school. Forget it. 1155 01:14:56,076 --> 01:14:58,994 - Let's get this stuff over with. - All right. 1156 01:14:59,996 --> 01:15:01,497 Where do you want to start? 1158 01:15:04,376 --> 01:15:06,960 - It's this guy. - What guy? 1159 01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:08,712 Oh, forget it. 1160 01:15:08,797 --> 01:15:11,340 Well, I'm trying, but you're not making it very easy. 1161 01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:15,344 I had this idea of Mr. Right. Remember? Which is a stupid idea, right? 1162 01:15:16,096 --> 01:15:19,348 - Right. - And then, out of nowhere, he shows up. 1163 01:15:19,432 --> 01:15:22,685 - Like some dream or something. - Who? 1164 01:15:22,769 --> 01:15:25,312 - Mr. Right. - Oh, right. 1165 01:15:25,897 --> 01:15:28,565 And then the crazy thing is that I've seen him twice now, 1166 01:15:28,650 --> 01:15:30,484 and both times, he's wearing these goggles. 1167 01:15:30,568 --> 01:15:31,944 I don't even know who he is. 1168 01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:33,445 - Mr. Right? Right. - Right. 1169 01:15:33,530 --> 01:15:35,239 Don't you think that's kind of weird? 1170 01:15:35,907 --> 01:15:40,411 Not "weird" weird, but, like, exciting weird? 1171 01:15:41,663 --> 01:15:42,705 So, what's the problem then? 1172 01:15:44,624 --> 01:15:48,252 Well, the problem is that maybe he's just not everything I imagined. 1173 01:15:48,336 --> 01:15:51,130 What if behind those goggles he's just, like, some ordinary guy? 1174 01:15:51,798 --> 01:15:53,132 What if he is? 1175 01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:54,258 Eh? 1176 01:15:59,597 --> 01:16:03,058 What if maybe we should get back to the Shakespeare essay? 1177 01:16:03,143 --> 01:16:04,184 Stephanie. 1178 01:16:04,269 --> 01:16:07,146 You know what, I figured out what Hamlet's big problem is. 1179 01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:08,230 No ketchup. 1180 01:16:10,567 --> 01:16:12,276 He seemed to get along pretty well without it. 1181 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,069 They never put ketchup on, even when you ask for it. 1182 01:16:14,154 --> 01:16:15,946 How can you eat a hamburger with no ketchup? 1183 01:16:16,030 --> 01:16:17,906 - I wouldn't know. - Could you shoot that over here? 1184 01:16:20,577 --> 01:16:21,994 Where were we? 1185 01:16:22,162 --> 01:16:25,539 Uh, you'd figured out the problem with their hamburgers. No ketchup. 1186 01:16:25,623 --> 01:16:28,876 Right. And you know what his big problem is? 1187 01:16:30,003 --> 01:16:32,421 No laughs. I mean, the guy's gotta lighten up, right? 1188 01:16:32,547 --> 01:16:33,547 - Right. - Bite? 1189 01:16:34,758 --> 01:16:36,341 No, thanks. 1190 01:16:36,426 --> 01:16:38,343 Uh, who are we talking about now? 1191 01:16:40,430 --> 01:16:41,430 Hamlet. 1192 01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:45,100 Oh, right. 1194 01:16:49,856 --> 01:16:51,440 "Hamlet went totally nuts 1195 01:16:51,524 --> 01:16:53,734 "when he caught his mother doing it in the sack with his uncle. " 1196 01:16:53,818 --> 01:16:57,237 - Not so great, right? - Well, you seem to have the right idea, 1197 01:16:57,322 --> 01:16:59,323 but you could've said something like, 1198 01:16:59,407 --> 01:17:05,370 "Hamlet was tormented by his mother's incestuous relationship with his uncle. " 1199 01:17:05,455 --> 01:17:08,373 "Incestuous relationship"? Oh, God. 1200 01:17:08,458 --> 01:17:10,626 Mason's gonna flip when she reads this. 1201 01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:12,961 "Incestuous. " 1202 01:17:13,254 --> 01:17:15,714 You're a really smart guy, you know that? 1203 01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:18,008 You must think I'm some kind of dummy, huh? 1204 01:17:20,011 --> 01:17:21,762 Actually, I think you're kind of terrific. 1205 01:17:22,806 --> 01:17:24,556 Get outta here. 1206 01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:26,600 You're the terrific one. 1207 01:17:26,684 --> 01:17:28,685 I mean, you know all this deep junk and everything. 1208 01:17:29,354 --> 01:17:32,189 I don't understand that "deep junk" any better than you do, really. 1209 01:17:32,273 --> 01:17:35,400 I just, uh, seem to know a few big words that impress English teachers, 1210 01:17:35,485 --> 01:17:36,944 like our friend Miss Mason, that's all. 1211 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:39,279 Well, you impressed me. 1212 01:17:39,948 --> 01:17:41,865 And I give credit to who I want, okay? 1213 01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:47,621 - To whom. - To who, to whom, to you, that's whom. 1214 01:17:47,705 --> 01:17:49,665 So learn how to take a compliment, all right? 1215 01:17:51,292 --> 01:17:52,292 All right. 1216 01:17:55,046 --> 01:17:58,215 Hey, how about a hamburger for my friend here? Loaded. 1217 01:17:58,299 --> 01:17:59,716 Uh, with ketchup. 1218 01:17:59,801 --> 01:18:01,218 Double ketchup. 1219 01:18:03,388 --> 01:18:07,724 There are some very cool, very scoreable broads who hang out at this joint. 1220 01:18:07,809 --> 01:18:10,978 "Cool". "Scoreable". Whatnot. 1221 01:18:11,062 --> 01:18:13,480 - Very nice. - Very nice. 1222 01:18:13,815 --> 01:18:14,815 I bet there's lots of girls at Rydell 1223 01:18:14,899 --> 01:18:16,441 who'd love to go out with a guy like you. 1224 01:18:16,526 --> 01:18:18,735 - What about you? - Me? Yeah, right. 1225 01:18:18,820 --> 01:18:20,904 Are you kidding? That's all I need right now. 1226 01:18:20,989 --> 01:18:22,573 No, I wasn't. 1227 01:18:22,949 --> 01:18:26,493 Oh, God, look, I didn't mean anything wrong, but... 1228 01:18:26,578 --> 01:18:29,538 We're just different types, that's all. 1229 01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:31,123 "Different types"? 1230 01:18:31,791 --> 01:18:32,958 What do you mean? 1231 01:18:34,085 --> 01:18:36,879 - Look, there's a Pink Lady code, okay? - "Pink Lady code. " 1232 01:18:36,963 --> 01:18:39,673 Well, to quote Dolores, "The code stinks. " 1234 01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:51,226 - Hi. - So, what's this? Nerds' night out? 1235 01:18:51,311 --> 01:18:53,270 What are you, a cop? 1236 01:18:53,897 --> 01:18:56,148 Sure have picked up a lot of new friends, Zinone. 1237 01:18:56,816 --> 01:18:59,109 I guess the T-Birds ain't the class act no more, huh? 1238 01:18:59,193 --> 01:19:01,153 Yeah, I guess we ain't the class act no more, huh? 1239 01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:02,905 - Goose. - Yo, Johnny. 1240 01:19:02,989 --> 01:19:04,489 You wait for me inside. 1241 01:19:04,574 --> 01:19:06,950 - Uh, Johnny, I don't want to eat alone. - Will you go on? 1242 01:19:07,035 --> 01:19:09,202 What do you want, Johnny? 1243 01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:15,834 Yeah, well, I just wanted to let you know that... 1244 01:19:16,377 --> 01:19:18,962 I'm officially declaring us as an item officially over. 1245 01:19:20,590 --> 01:19:22,674 - You're declaring? - That's correct. 1247 01:19:24,469 --> 01:19:26,720 Okay, fine. Okay? You've declared it. 1248 01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:28,972 It's over. Can I go now? 1249 01:19:32,226 --> 01:19:33,769 Just like that, huh? 1250 01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:40,150 I got one more thing to say to you. 1251 01:19:41,027 --> 01:19:43,612 That jacket you're wearing is T-Bird property. 1252 01:19:43,696 --> 01:19:45,238 You want to leave the party? 1253 01:19:45,323 --> 01:19:47,282 Drop the jacket at the door on your way out. 1254 01:19:47,367 --> 01:19:49,242 I got a rep to protect. 1255 01:19:49,327 --> 01:19:51,870 So don't damage the rep, we don't damage new friends, dig? 1256 01:20:05,009 --> 01:20:06,301 So, what happened? She, uh... 1257 01:20:06,386 --> 01:20:09,179 Did she take the nerd's brains over your brawns? 1258 01:20:09,514 --> 01:20:11,723 Look, I dumped her, not versa-vice, got it? 1259 01:20:11,808 --> 01:20:13,183 Right. Sure, Johnny. 1260 01:20:16,062 --> 01:20:17,396 Don't worry about it. 1263 01:20:40,795 --> 01:20:43,171 - All right, cherry pie! - God. Davey! 1264 01:20:50,638 --> 01:20:53,140 ♪ I'm all dressed up ♪ 1265 01:20:55,309 --> 01:20:58,353 ♪ In my finest attitude ♪ 1266 01:20:59,105 --> 01:21:04,443 ♪ Pretending I don't care ♪ 1267 01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:08,447 ♪ Guess I really messed up ♪ 1268 01:21:10,033 --> 01:21:13,035 ♪ By trying to be two ♪ 1269 01:21:13,286 --> 01:21:18,999 ♪ When only one heart can be there ♪ 1270 01:21:19,959 --> 01:21:26,798 ♪ Why can't I be just what I am ♪ 1271 01:21:27,133 --> 01:21:34,056 ♪ And speak my love without any shame ♪ 1272 01:21:34,515 --> 01:21:40,353 ♪ Why can't she see what I am ♪ 1273 01:21:42,648 --> 01:21:45,692 ♪ Is a costumed fool ♪ 1274 01:21:45,818 --> 01:21:48,695 ♪ Trapped in a tragic game ♪ 1275 01:21:50,323 --> 01:21:56,244 ♪ Charades and pretty lies ♪ 1276 01:21:57,455 --> 01:22:04,336 ♪ They hide what's deep inside me ♪ 1277 01:22:04,712 --> 01:22:10,717 ♪ Charades conceal me ♪ 1278 01:22:11,177 --> 01:22:15,263 ♪ But can't you feel ♪ 1279 01:22:16,099 --> 01:22:21,728 ♪ The real me ♪ 1280 01:22:25,066 --> 01:22:29,528 ♪ Behind my charades ♪ 1281 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:39,955 ♪ Oh, please don't mind me ♪ 1282 01:22:41,791 --> 01:22:45,085 ♪ Performing at my hardest ♪ 1283 01:22:45,169 --> 01:22:51,591 ♪ As I paint upon the air ♪ 1284 01:22:51,676 --> 01:22:55,303 ♪ You won't find me ♪ 1285 01:22:55,388 --> 01:23:01,393 ♪ 'Cause it's a portrait of the artist As the man who isn't there ♪ 1286 01:23:01,519 --> 01:23:05,397 Look, programs for the Talent Show. We're gonna be on first. 1287 01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:13,113 ♪ Charades and pretty lies ♪ 1288 01:23:14,615 --> 01:23:21,538 ♪ They hide what's deep inside me ♪ 1289 01:23:21,622 --> 01:23:28,086 ♪ Charades conceal me ♪ 1290 01:23:28,296 --> 01:23:34,634 ♪ But can't you feel the real me? ♪ 1291 01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:39,055 ♪ The real me ♪ 1292 01:23:42,310 --> 01:23:45,729 ♪ Behind my charades? ♪ 1293 01:23:45,813 --> 01:23:49,357 ♪ Can't you feel the real me ♪ 1294 01:23:49,442 --> 01:23:53,069 ♪ Behind my charades? ♪ 1295 01:23:53,154 --> 01:23:57,157 ♪ Have I lost the real me ♪ 1296 01:23:57,241 --> 01:24:04,164 ♪ Behind my charades? ♪ 1298 01:24:22,642 --> 01:24:25,644 Girls, girls, I'm so nervous. How do I look? 1299 01:24:25,728 --> 01:24:28,480 You look perfect. Just remember, have lots of fun tonight. 1300 01:24:28,856 --> 01:24:30,690 Oh, okay. Thanks. 1301 01:24:30,775 --> 01:24:32,692 - And good luck! - Yeah, good luck! 1302 01:24:32,777 --> 01:24:34,361 He said he'd meet her out front. 1303 01:24:34,445 --> 01:24:37,489 How anyone can get so hot and bothered over someone they don't even know 1304 01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:39,157 is totally beyond me. 1305 01:24:39,450 --> 01:24:40,992 Sharon. 1306 01:24:41,077 --> 01:24:42,953 - What? - She's got a crush. 1308 01:24:56,759 --> 01:24:57,801 I'll be back. 1309 01:25:05,393 --> 01:25:09,312 - It's that guy. - This time we get him, Zinone! 1310 01:25:09,397 --> 01:25:10,438 Johnny, no! 1312 01:25:14,026 --> 01:25:15,026 Johnny! 1313 01:25:20,366 --> 01:25:23,034 Rhonda! Rhonda. Rhonda, go. They're going to kill him. 1314 01:25:23,119 --> 01:25:27,372 - Who's killing who? - Open the door. Move over. 1315 01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:30,250 - Where are we going? - I don't know, just go! 1318 01:25:39,176 --> 01:25:41,052 - Rhonda! - Oh, my God! 1319 01:25:41,137 --> 01:25:43,471 We're gonna die and I'm wearing my mother's underwear! 1320 01:25:43,556 --> 01:25:45,098 Steph, where are we going? 1321 01:25:45,182 --> 01:25:47,017 I don't know. Just follow 'em! 1322 01:25:47,101 --> 01:25:48,101 Here they come! 1323 01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,801 I figured the guy to slow up. 1324 01:26:22,887 --> 01:26:24,179 Right? 1325 01:26:27,433 --> 01:26:33,730 Yeah, it ain't our fault the guy don't slow up, huh, Johnny? 1326 01:26:33,814 --> 01:26:35,857 It's gotta be at least 100 feet 1327 01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:37,400 - to the other side. - Johnny. 1328 01:26:38,361 --> 01:26:41,654 Yeah, yeah, what can I say? 1329 01:26:41,822 --> 01:26:45,575 If he didn't make it, he ain't gonna look too pretty. 1330 01:26:53,709 --> 01:26:54,918 Where is he? 1331 01:26:58,130 --> 01:26:59,881 He ain't down there. 1332 01:26:59,965 --> 01:27:02,675 What do you mean "he ain't down there"? Where'd he go? Biker Heaven? 1333 01:27:03,969 --> 01:27:05,512 I know he's dead. 1334 01:27:05,596 --> 01:27:07,305 Yeah, well, it's obvious. 1335 01:27:07,390 --> 01:27:09,599 He made the jump. I could do that. 1336 01:27:09,683 --> 01:27:13,269 - Yeah, you could jump that, Johnny. - Let's go. 1337 01:27:13,396 --> 01:27:15,688 - And I'll never see him again. - Come on! 1338 01:27:22,613 --> 01:27:24,656 - What have I done? - Nothing, Steph. 1339 01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:27,242 - He'll be okay. - Steph, nobody rides like him. 1340 01:27:27,326 --> 01:27:28,618 There's nothing even down there. 1341 01:27:28,702 --> 01:27:30,995 Come on, we gotta get outta here. You can't stay here. 1342 01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:32,372 Come on, we're gonna be late! 1343 01:27:32,456 --> 01:27:33,581 Look, you saw him. 1344 01:27:33,666 --> 01:27:35,667 He jumped over a cop car at the Bowl-a-Rama 1345 01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:37,001 and that was a really big jump! 1346 01:27:37,086 --> 01:27:40,046 He'll show up, I know it. I just know it. 1348 01:27:50,182 --> 01:27:53,226 ♪ If your sweetheart ♪ 1349 01:27:53,310 --> 01:27:59,482 ♪ Sends a letter of goodbye ♪ 1350 01:28:01,485 --> 01:28:04,112 - If I stand over there... - Don't worry about it. It looks fine. 1351 01:28:04,196 --> 01:28:05,196 Just get out there. 1352 01:28:05,948 --> 01:28:09,033 - Hi, Johnny. - Hi... Hold it! 1353 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,583 What are you, crazy? 1354 01:28:17,835 --> 01:28:18,960 Come on, Paulette. 1355 01:28:19,044 --> 01:28:22,464 Look, I told you before, you are not gonna go out there like that. 1356 01:28:22,548 --> 01:28:25,300 Oh, I know, I gotta put a little something on my face. 1357 01:28:27,470 --> 01:28:29,721 You have got to put a little something on your body. 1358 01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:32,849 But I gotta dress like this, Johnny. I'm summer. 1359 01:28:32,933 --> 01:28:35,101 Look, now, get yourself a pair of galoshes, 1360 01:28:35,186 --> 01:28:38,688 a snowsuit, a scarf, and be winter. 1361 01:28:38,772 --> 01:28:42,233 And that is Johnny Nogerelli's final word. 1362 01:28:42,318 --> 01:28:43,318 Yeah? 1363 01:28:44,153 --> 01:28:48,490 Well, you want to hear my final word, Mr. Push-Everyone-Around Nogerelli? 1364 01:28:48,574 --> 01:28:50,074 Maybe you can bully 1365 01:28:50,159 --> 01:28:51,910 - some of the chicks in this school... - Be cool, Paulette. 1366 01:28:51,994 --> 01:28:55,997 ...but this chick has been bullied by one Johnny Nogerelli for the last time. 1367 01:28:56,081 --> 01:28:58,833 I may not be the classiest chick in this school, 1368 01:28:58,918 --> 01:29:02,754 but I'm the best you're ever gonna get, so take it or leave it! 1369 01:29:02,838 --> 01:29:05,215 ♪ ...behind the cloudy sky ♪ 1370 01:29:05,299 --> 01:29:09,511 ♪ So let your hair down ♪ 1371 01:29:10,596 --> 01:29:15,058 ♪ And go on and cry ♪ 1372 01:29:15,351 --> 01:29:16,809 Let go of me! 1373 01:29:16,894 --> 01:29:19,187 Johnny! Johnny! 1374 01:29:21,565 --> 01:29:22,857 Stop that! 1375 01:29:25,027 --> 01:29:27,445 - Shut up! - Quiet! 1376 01:29:28,697 --> 01:29:33,284 And now, Martin Miesner and his red-hot accordion. 1377 01:29:33,369 --> 01:29:35,995 - Let's go practice up in the can. - Johnny, we got nothing to worry about. 1378 01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:37,664 Don't worry, Johnny, we're gonna have... 1379 01:29:37,748 --> 01:29:38,748 Hey, the albumens are ours. 1381 01:29:43,671 --> 01:29:47,882 - Hey, he's taking our jackets. - Hey, come on, guys. 1382 01:29:48,133 --> 01:29:49,634 Hey, guys... 1383 01:29:49,718 --> 01:29:51,219 Hey, Nogerelli! 1385 01:29:53,514 --> 01:29:55,723 Don't do it. Okay, guys. 1386 01:29:56,892 --> 01:30:01,062 Turn it off! Hey, Nogerelli! 1389 01:30:18,789 --> 01:30:21,416 Thank you, Martin Miesner. 1390 01:30:22,251 --> 01:30:28,840 And now, I have the great pleasure to introduce the T-Bones. 1393 01:30:37,349 --> 01:30:38,641 Come on, Steph. 1394 01:30:38,726 --> 01:30:43,730 ♪ We're goin' prowlin', prowlin' ♪ 1395 01:30:43,814 --> 01:30:49,861 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1397 01:31:01,457 --> 01:31:04,626 - The T-Bones. - Birds! Birds. 1398 01:31:06,211 --> 01:31:12,884 And now, the Calendar Girls in "A Girl For All Seasons." 1401 01:31:40,371 --> 01:31:46,000 ♪ I'll be yours in springtime When the flowers are in bloom ♪ 1402 01:31:46,085 --> 01:31:51,881 ♪ We'll wander through the meadows in all their sweet perfume ♪ 1403 01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:58,680 ♪ And every night I'll hold you tight beneath that April moon ♪ 1404 01:31:59,223 --> 01:32:00,390 ♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪ 1405 01:32:00,474 --> 01:32:01,766 - ♪ Ah-ah-ah - Ah-ah-ah ♪ 1406 01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:07,897 ♪ I'll be your girl for all seasons All the year through ♪ 1407 01:32:07,981 --> 01:32:13,569 ♪ Your girl for all seasons 'Cause I'd love ♪ 1408 01:32:13,654 --> 01:32:18,950 ♪ Yes, I'd love to be everything to you ♪ 1409 01:32:19,284 --> 01:32:22,245 ♪ Just you ♪ 1410 01:32:22,913 --> 01:32:28,251 ♪ I'll be yours in summer When we're playing in the sand ♪ 1411 01:32:28,335 --> 01:32:34,173 ♪ We'll spend the day together Making love and getting tanned ♪ 1412 01:32:34,258 --> 01:32:41,013 ♪ And on the beach at sunset When we're walking hand in hand ♪ 1413 01:32:41,598 --> 01:32:42,598 ♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪ 1414 01:32:42,725 --> 01:32:44,058 - ♪ Ah-ah-ah - Ah-ah-ah ♪ 1415 01:32:44,143 --> 01:32:47,729 ♪ I'll be your girl for all seasons ♪ 1416 01:32:47,813 --> 01:32:50,064 ♪ All the year through ♪ 1417 01:32:50,149 --> 01:32:53,401 ♪ Your girl for all seasons ♪ 1418 01:32:53,485 --> 01:32:56,154 ♪ 'Cause I'd love ♪ 1419 01:32:56,238 --> 01:33:01,576 ♪ 'Cause I'd love to be everything to you ♪ 1420 01:33:01,660 --> 01:33:03,911 ♪ Just you ♪ 1421 01:33:04,830 --> 01:33:10,460 ♪ If you fall in the fall you'll see ♪ 1422 01:33:10,544 --> 01:33:16,048 ♪ September can be heavenly ♪ 1423 01:33:16,675 --> 01:33:22,430 ♪ If you fall, say you'll fall for me ♪ 1424 01:33:22,514 --> 01:33:28,770 ♪ When autumn leaves are falling from the trees ♪ 1425 01:33:28,854 --> 01:33:34,400 ♪ I'll be yours in winter When the snow is on the ground ♪ 1426 01:33:34,485 --> 01:33:40,114 ♪ I'll warm you through December And I'll always be around ♪ 1427 01:33:40,699 --> 01:33:42,241 What's wrong with Stephanie? 1428 01:33:42,326 --> 01:33:44,202 It looks like she forgot the words. 1429 01:33:44,286 --> 01:33:46,329 Somebody help her with the words. 1430 01:33:48,373 --> 01:33:49,499 Is she sick? 1431 01:33:49,583 --> 01:33:50,708 Johnny, it's that guy! 1432 01:33:50,793 --> 01:33:52,376 This time we get him, Zinone! 1433 01:33:52,461 --> 01:33:55,338 Johnny! Where is he? 1434 01:33:55,464 --> 01:33:56,631 He ain't down there. 1435 01:33:56,715 --> 01:33:59,383 What do you mean, "He ain't down there"? Where'd he go? 1436 01:33:59,468 --> 01:34:01,594 I know he's dead. 1437 01:34:01,970 --> 01:34:03,304 Louis, pull the curtain. 1438 01:34:08,101 --> 01:34:09,727 I'll be back. 1439 01:34:12,773 --> 01:34:13,898 What's the matter? 1440 01:34:13,982 --> 01:34:16,067 ♪ No more midnight rides with you ♪ 1441 01:34:16,693 --> 01:34:19,904 ♪ No more secret rendezvous ♪ 1442 01:34:19,988 --> 01:34:21,447 Stephanie, what's wrong? 1443 01:34:21,865 --> 01:34:28,788 ♪ I'm gonna miss All the things we'll never do ♪ 1444 01:34:29,456 --> 01:34:34,085 ♪ Oh, I just can't believe ♪ 1445 01:34:35,087 --> 01:34:38,923 ♪ You left me here alone ♪ 1446 01:34:40,008 --> 01:34:43,386 ♪ How in this world ♪ 1447 01:34:44,012 --> 01:34:49,058 ♪ Can I make it on my own? ♪ 1448 01:34:57,943 --> 01:35:02,280 ♪ Remember, I love you ♪ 1449 01:35:02,364 --> 01:35:07,034 ♪ I won't be far away ♪ 1450 01:35:07,244 --> 01:35:11,539 ♪ Baby, close your eyes ♪ 1451 01:35:11,623 --> 01:35:15,167 ♪ And think of yesterday ♪ 1452 01:35:15,252 --> 01:35:20,756 ♪ And we'll be there together ♪ 1453 01:35:20,841 --> 01:35:27,722 ♪ Love will turn back the hands of time ♪ 1454 01:35:27,806 --> 01:35:31,934 ♪ Turn back ♪ 1455 01:35:32,019 --> 01:35:35,897 ♪ The hands of time ♪ 1456 01:35:36,732 --> 01:35:39,859 ♪ Baby, don't you know? ♪ 1457 01:35:41,028 --> 01:35:44,947 ♪ It's hard to let you go ♪ 1458 01:35:45,741 --> 01:35:49,702 ♪ Save all your dreams ♪ 1459 01:35:49,786 --> 01:35:54,373 ♪ And keep me in your heart ♪ 1460 01:35:54,541 --> 01:35:58,210 ♪ It hurts to say goodbye ♪ 1461 01:35:59,046 --> 01:36:03,090 ♪ No matter how I try ♪ 1462 01:36:04,051 --> 01:36:07,845 ♪ Love will survive ♪ 1463 01:36:07,930 --> 01:36:12,391 ♪ Even though we have to part ♪ 1464 01:36:13,894 --> 01:36:15,895 Stephanie, please don't cry. 1465 01:36:16,855 --> 01:36:21,901 Oh, it all seems so unfair. Just when I found you, I lost you. 1466 01:36:22,736 --> 01:36:24,737 That doesn't matter now. 1467 01:36:24,821 --> 01:36:27,490 The only thing that matters is that I love you. 1468 01:36:27,574 --> 01:36:30,993 And you're the only one who can keep our love alive. 1469 01:36:31,078 --> 01:36:33,120 So, Stephanie, don't forget me. 1470 01:36:33,705 --> 01:36:35,665 I promise. 1471 01:36:35,749 --> 01:36:36,874 ♪ Remember ♪ 1472 01:36:37,626 --> 01:36:40,002 ♪ I love you ♪ 1473 01:36:40,087 --> 01:36:44,966 ♪ You won't be far away ♪ 1474 01:36:45,050 --> 01:36:47,885 ♪ I just close my eyes ♪ 1475 01:36:49,054 --> 01:36:52,598 ♪ And bring back yesterday ♪ 1476 01:36:52,891 --> 01:36:58,396 ♪ And we'll be there together ♪ 1477 01:36:58,522 --> 01:37:05,236 ♪ Love will turn back the hands of time ♪ 1478 01:37:05,612 --> 01:37:07,655 ♪ Turn back ♪ 1479 01:37:07,739 --> 01:37:11,701 ♪ Turn back the hands of time ♪ 1480 01:37:11,785 --> 01:37:14,453 ♪ We'll turn back, whoa ♪ 1481 01:37:14,538 --> 01:37:16,706 ♪ Turn back, whoa ♪ 1482 01:37:16,790 --> 01:37:20,710 ♪ Turn back the hands of time ♪ 1483 01:37:20,794 --> 01:37:23,754 ♪ We'll turn back ♪ 1485 01:37:44,651 --> 01:37:47,945 ♪ And now, the winners of the Talent Contest, ♪ 1486 01:37:48,030 --> 01:37:53,784 ♪ and the King and Queen of the Lani Kai Lani Luau, Mr. Nogerelli ♪ 1487 01:37:55,662 --> 01:37:57,413 ♪ and Miss Zinone. ♪ 1488 01:37:59,207 --> 01:38:02,460 Please, Miss Zinone, remember you're a queen. 1489 01:38:03,628 --> 01:38:04,754 Smile, Stephanie. 1490 01:38:04,838 --> 01:38:07,089 Yeah. I think you won the whole talent show. 1491 01:38:07,174 --> 01:38:10,051 - The Girls' division, Paulette. - That's not so bad. 1492 01:38:10,135 --> 01:38:15,765 Everyone bow and we'll see you all at the Luau tomorrow. 1493 01:38:18,560 --> 01:38:23,105 I can't believe we won half the records. All the Tichokski and Choppin. 1494 01:38:23,190 --> 01:38:25,524 What are you talkin'? No Roy Orbisons? 1497 01:38:38,830 --> 01:38:41,707 ♪ A well-a bop a bop a hula Rock-a-hula rock-a-hula ♪ 1498 01:38:41,792 --> 01:38:44,168 ♪ Luau, luau, luau, luau ♪ 1499 01:38:44,252 --> 01:38:46,796 ♪ A wham-a bama lama Shanga langa langa langa ♪ 1500 01:38:46,880 --> 01:38:49,256 ♪ Luau, luau, luau, luau ♪ 1501 01:38:49,341 --> 01:38:51,842 ♪ Rah rah Rydell Well-a well-a well-a well-a ♪ 1502 01:38:51,927 --> 01:38:54,512 ♪ Rock-a-hula luau wow ♪ 1503 01:38:55,555 --> 01:38:58,057 ♪ Come-a come-a come-a To the rock-a-hula luau ♪ 1504 01:39:00,811 --> 01:39:02,686 ♪ Everybody's here And we're waitin' for you now ♪ 1505 01:39:05,065 --> 01:39:07,983 ♪ We're gonna stick together And we won't let go ♪ 1506 01:39:08,068 --> 01:39:10,236 ♪ We're lettin' everybody know ♪ 1507 01:39:10,320 --> 01:39:12,154 ♪ It's a luau ♪ 1508 01:39:12,239 --> 01:39:13,739 ♪ A rock-a-hula luau ♪ 1509 01:39:20,580 --> 01:39:24,250 You know, it's girls like that who give summer fun a bad name. 1510 01:39:30,549 --> 01:39:32,800 ♪ Come-a come-a come-a come-a 'Cause we're gettin' it on now ♪ 1511 01:39:35,554 --> 01:39:38,180 ♪ Summer, summer, summer Is a-comin' along now ♪ 1512 01:39:40,517 --> 01:39:43,144 ♪ I wish it was forever 'Cause it feels so right ♪ 1513 01:39:43,228 --> 01:39:47,189 ♪ Don't you worry, honey We'll be rockin' all night at the luau ♪ 1514 01:39:47,274 --> 01:39:49,108 ♪ A rock-a-hula luau ♪ 1515 01:39:50,527 --> 01:39:55,322 ♪ Summer is coming We're all here together ♪ 1516 01:39:55,407 --> 01:40:00,494 ♪ If only this feeling could go on forever ♪ 1517 01:40:00,579 --> 01:40:05,583 ♪ Summer is coming, we'll always remember ♪ 1518 01:40:05,667 --> 01:40:10,129 ♪ Summer is coming right now ♪ 1519 01:40:14,968 --> 01:40:19,096 ♪ Rock-a-hula luau ♪ 1520 01:40:20,515 --> 01:40:24,435 ♪ It's a rock, rock-a-hula luau, yeah Uh-huh ♪ 1521 01:40:25,020 --> 01:40:29,481 ♪ Rock-a-hula luau Rock-a-hula luau ♪ 1522 01:40:38,158 --> 01:40:41,744 As the sun sets on the Lani Kai Lani Luau, 1523 01:40:41,828 --> 01:40:43,787 a reminder to our seniors, 1524 01:40:43,872 --> 01:40:47,208 in the words of our very own President Kennedy, 1525 01:40:47,292 --> 01:40:50,336 "Think not what your country can do for you, 1526 01:40:50,420 --> 01:40:53,589 "but what you can do for your country." 1527 01:40:53,673 --> 01:40:56,592 Now, will the King and Queen of the Luau 1528 01:40:56,676 --> 01:41:00,721 take their appointed positions on the Pool of Enchantment? 1531 01:41:31,586 --> 01:41:33,879 Come on, we're havin' a good time! It's a luau. 1532 01:41:33,964 --> 01:41:35,464 Will you stop it? What are you doing? 1533 01:41:35,548 --> 01:41:37,424 I dropped a cigarette. I'm burnin' myself. 1534 01:41:37,509 --> 01:41:39,593 You're gonna burn us up with that cigarette! Can't you put it out? 1535 01:41:39,678 --> 01:41:42,012 - You're gonna knock us over. - Will you cut it out? 1536 01:41:42,097 --> 01:41:43,389 I'm tryin' to be cool here! 1537 01:41:43,473 --> 01:41:46,016 - You get me out of here right now. - Would you be quiet? 1538 01:41:46,101 --> 01:41:48,811 Your doctor is quite right, Mr. Spears. 1539 01:41:48,895 --> 01:41:53,148 The school environment is so much better for you than the hospital. 1540 01:41:53,233 --> 01:41:55,609 But I am encouraged... Hello, dear. 1541 01:41:55,694 --> 01:41:58,279 ...at the way you've been looking lately. 1542 01:41:58,363 --> 01:42:02,157 You look so... Mr Spears! 1543 01:42:02,284 --> 01:42:04,159 Oh, good heavens! 1546 01:42:11,835 --> 01:42:13,877 Sit down, Stephanie, before you fall in! 1548 01:42:26,224 --> 01:42:29,935 - Will you help me row, Stephanie? - Stop yelling at me! 1549 01:42:30,020 --> 01:42:31,603 Get out of the way! 1551 01:42:36,735 --> 01:42:38,319 You punk! 1552 01:42:38,403 --> 01:42:41,071 Haul ass, shrimp! 1553 01:42:41,156 --> 01:42:45,284 - Get off of me! - Come on! Will you help me row? 1554 01:42:46,411 --> 01:42:47,870 Get out of here! 1555 01:42:47,954 --> 01:42:49,038 Punks! 1556 01:42:49,122 --> 01:42:50,914 - Stuck in a pool with a chick! - You're rowing the wrong way! 1557 01:42:50,999 --> 01:42:51,999 Birds, get 'em! 1558 01:42:52,083 --> 01:42:56,462 - I got one! I got one! - Oh, sorry! 1559 01:42:58,089 --> 01:43:00,257 - Get off! - I didn't mean it. 1560 01:43:08,558 --> 01:43:10,017 Hey, Balmudo! 1561 01:43:10,101 --> 01:43:11,935 Hey, man. That's the guy who decked me. 1562 01:43:12,020 --> 01:43:13,312 It's him. 1563 01:43:13,396 --> 01:43:15,064 - It's him! - It's him! 1566 01:43:46,096 --> 01:43:47,638 He's alive! 1568 01:44:00,318 --> 01:44:02,694 - What's wrong with you guys, man? - You've ruined our luau! 1569 01:44:02,779 --> 01:44:03,821 You ruined everything! 1571 01:44:11,162 --> 01:44:14,498 Michael! It's Michael! 1572 01:44:21,965 --> 01:44:23,006 Michael. 1573 01:44:31,057 --> 01:44:33,475 - You? - You made that jump? 1574 01:44:33,560 --> 01:44:34,601 Shakespeare? 1575 01:44:39,190 --> 01:44:40,774 I thought you were dead. 1576 01:44:44,446 --> 01:44:46,113 - You? - Move it! Move it! 1577 01:44:46,239 --> 01:44:48,157 - I'm gonna rearrange his... - Hey! 1578 01:44:49,284 --> 01:44:50,659 - What? - Nothing. 1580 01:44:56,082 --> 01:44:59,877 - No. - Yeah. Yeah, Johnny. 1581 01:45:01,087 --> 01:45:03,005 Yeah, well, you got one more jump, 1582 01:45:03,089 --> 01:45:07,718 Mr., uh, Cool Rider, Shakespeare, uh, Carrington. 1583 01:45:07,802 --> 01:45:10,345 No, wait a second. Haven't we had enough of this? 1584 01:45:10,430 --> 01:45:11,763 She's got a point, Johnny. 1585 01:45:11,848 --> 01:45:12,973 Hey, Davey's got a point, Johnny. 1586 01:45:13,057 --> 01:45:16,143 - Hey, Lou's got a point about Davey's... - Shut up, all of yous! 1587 01:45:16,227 --> 01:45:18,187 I've got a point to make, too. 1588 01:45:21,149 --> 01:45:23,025 - Jacket. - One T-Bird jacket. 1589 01:45:29,073 --> 01:45:34,411 Jacket. 1590 01:45:39,918 --> 01:45:41,543 For starters, let's see how it looks. 1592 01:45:49,928 --> 01:45:51,345 Very nice. 1593 01:45:53,806 --> 01:45:54,848 Okay. 1594 01:45:55,975 --> 01:45:57,476 Birds... Okay. 1595 01:45:57,936 --> 01:46:00,020 - All right. - All right. 1596 01:46:03,149 --> 01:46:04,816 Listen, I gotta talk to you. 1597 01:46:05,818 --> 01:46:08,195 We can't see each other anymore because, you know, 1598 01:46:08,279 --> 01:46:11,156 I've sorta got another man on my hands now. 1599 01:46:11,241 --> 01:46:12,324 Oh, right. 1601 01:46:19,207 --> 01:46:20,499 That's the breaks. 1602 01:46:20,583 --> 01:46:21,583 Right. 1603 01:46:24,587 --> 01:46:28,048 What's everybody lookin' at? Disperse! 1604 01:46:50,488 --> 01:46:51,863 Stephanie. 1605 01:46:59,122 --> 01:47:02,291 I never thought you'd kiss me if you knew who I really was. 1606 01:47:02,375 --> 01:47:03,709 Are you crazy? 1607 01:47:04,586 --> 01:47:06,461 I got two for the price of one. 1608 01:47:08,047 --> 01:47:12,009 - Are you certain? - I've never been certainer. 1609 01:47:12,719 --> 01:47:14,177 More certain. 1611 01:47:15,888 --> 01:47:17,347 The certainest. 1612 01:47:17,432 --> 01:47:21,059 The certainest. Yeah, I like that. 1613 01:47:22,353 --> 01:47:24,354 I'd love to kiss you again. 1615 01:47:39,454 --> 01:47:42,914 ♪ You were the one, the one in my dreams ♪ 1616 01:47:42,999 --> 01:47:46,084 ♪ But I never knew it ♪ 1617 01:47:46,586 --> 01:47:49,921 ♪ I wanted to tell you time and again ♪ 1618 01:47:50,006 --> 01:47:53,091 ♪ But I couldn't do it ♪ 1619 01:47:54,135 --> 01:47:57,471 ♪ All that you are is all that I need ♪ 1620 01:47:57,722 --> 01:48:00,390 ♪ No more pretending ♪ 1621 01:48:01,100 --> 01:48:04,770 ♪ Now I can be me, you can be you ♪ 1622 01:48:04,854 --> 01:48:08,815 ♪ And we're never ending Whoa-oh, oh ♪ 1623 01:48:08,900 --> 01:48:14,404 ♪ We'll be together ♪ 1624 01:48:16,115 --> 01:48:22,120 ♪ Always together ♪ 1625 01:48:23,122 --> 01:48:28,460 ♪ Like birds of a feather ♪ 1626 01:48:28,544 --> 01:48:32,547 ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 1627 01:48:32,632 --> 01:48:37,302 ♪ We'll be together ♪ 1628 01:48:41,516 --> 01:48:45,018 ♪ I like what you got, I guess it's okay ♪ 1629 01:48:45,103 --> 01:48:48,063 ♪ If you want to show it ♪ 1630 01:48:48,898 --> 01:48:52,442 ♪ I am what I am and I'm all for you ♪ 1631 01:48:52,527 --> 01:48:55,987 ♪ Just want you to know it ♪ 1632 01:48:56,072 --> 01:48:58,156 ♪ Will I ever score? ♪ 1633 01:48:58,408 --> 01:49:03,036 ♪ There's nothin' wrong With just likin' each other ♪ 1634 01:49:03,705 --> 01:49:09,543 ♪ We all had our doubts But it's workin' out with one another ♪ 1635 01:49:09,627 --> 01:49:11,044 ♪ Whoa-oh, oh ♪ 1636 01:49:11,170 --> 01:49:16,717 ♪ We'll be together ♪ 1637 01:49:18,553 --> 01:49:24,141 ♪ Always together ♪ 1638 01:49:25,518 --> 01:49:30,856 ♪ Like birds of a feather ♪ 1639 01:49:30,940 --> 01:49:35,110 ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 1640 01:49:35,194 --> 01:49:46,997 ♪ We'll be together ♪ 1641 01:49:47,999 --> 01:49:53,462 ♪ Always together ♪ 1642 01:49:54,714 --> 01:50:00,093 ♪ Like birds of a feather ♪ 1643 01:50:00,178 --> 01:50:04,389 ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 1644 01:50:20,406 --> 01:50:25,744 ♪ Like birds of a feather ♪ 1645 01:50:25,828 --> 01:50:30,373 ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 1646 01:50:31,834 --> 01:50:37,923 ♪ We'll be together ♪ 1647 01:50:39,258 --> 01:50:45,388 ♪ Always together ♪ 1648 01:50:46,766 --> 01:50:52,604 ♪ We'll be together ♪ 1649 01:50:53,981 --> 01:50:58,235 ♪ Always together ♪124928