All language subtitles for Creature from the Haunted Sea (Corman, Roger 1961)_DVDRip.480p.x264.AAC_EN

The most improbable
event of the 20th century

occurred in Havana, Cuba.

The revolutionary victors
marched in

and the national complexion
changed completely.

They had been liberated.

The survivors of the old regime
escaped as best they could,

taking with them only a few
meager effects,

Such as the Cuban treasury,

and other art objects.

It wasn't always easy to
smuggle the loot out of Cuba,

and so, secret meetings were
being held all over the island.

This story of robbery,
double-crossing and murder

begins with just such a meeting.

Are you Renzo Capetto?

I am. Who are you?

Never mind who I am. It's the
mission that counts.

Let's get on with it.

As an American gambler and
gangster

you're above suspicion.

Of course you know that our
government has been overthrown.

You know, I heard that.

Shut up.

But not for long. We'll be
back.

And if you think you're seeing
executions now,

Oh, boy.

- Bravo.
- Bravissimo.

Shut up.

But, of course,

You know that to finance a
great counter-revolution,

It has been necessary for us
to, uh...

Steal the Cuban treasury.

Rob?

Shut up.

Let us proceed.

You're going to lose your
casino,

So you'll be leaving Cuba
anyway.

You have a big yacht and you
can leave any time you wish,

Such as immediately.

Therefore, I'm going to entrust
you a solemn trust.

Here we have one fourth of the
Cuban treasure.

Your group, General Tostada,

Colonel Cabeza Grande and a
squad of men

Will proceed to ciudad Turquijo.

There you will wait for us to
contact you

And relieve you of the money,

One fifth of which will be paid
to you.

Do you understand?

I get the whole picture.

Now you do the rest. Senores.

General Tostada, colonel Cabeza
Grande.

Senor Renzo Capetto.

My name's happy Jack Monahan.
Glad to meet you gents.

And now...

The gold.

You two had better get into the
car.

The general doesn't know any
English, senor Capetto.

I'll be his translator for you.

- Bueno?
- Bueno.

Bueno.

Now it's time to go.

- Adios.
- Adios.

I'll see you later, huh?

So long.

The first move in the
great conspiracy had been made.

The Cuban treasury was now in
the gentle hands

Of Renzo Capetto, the most
trustworthy man

Ever to be deported from Sicily.

They thought they were smart,

But little did they know that
I, sparks Moran,

Was an American agent.

Luckily I had been able to work
my way into the crew

By posing as a notorious gum
machine burglar from Chicago.

My real name is xk150.

Hey, you. Come on down here and
help with this.

How did it go, Poopsy?

We had a hairy little chase,
but we got the stuff.

Crazy.

Hey, Colonel Grande, you can
bring your men aboard.

What happens with all that mob?

I don't know. I thought we'd
just have an officer or two,

But it looks like we're gonna
have a little difficulty.

Can you think of a way to
remove them and grab that loot?

Cos you're my big, strong,
swingin' brains. Mmm!

You're sweet, baby.

HI, sis.

HI, baby doll.

Did they scare you?

- Oh, just a little.
- Aw.

All right, boys. Get ready to
go.

Pete, take the wheel.

Jack, you and, uh...

Clarks, uh, Sparks,

Get ready to cast off.

Well, well, a beautiful night
for sailing.

And so we left Cuba forever,

Sailing into the most
astounding adventure

To be inflicted upon men.

And what a group we were.

The big cheese was Renzo
Capetto,

Alias Capo Rosetto,

Alias Ratto Pazetti,

Alias Zeppo Staccato,

Alias Shirley Lamour.

At 15 he served his first
stretch

For rolling in drunk in the
lobby of the Waldorf Astoria,

New year's eve, 1934.

In 1940, he was involved in an
unsuccessful attempt

To nominate Benito Mussolini
for the republican ticket.

During the war, he was rejected
by the navy, marines and the ss.

Now deported, he has retained
his contacts with the syndicate

And is still regarded as a
dangerous character.

Mary-Belle Monahan, alias Mary
Monahan Belle,

Alias Belle Mary Monahan,

Alias Monahan Mary Belle.

They say she was a gun moll

Just because Lucky Luciano

Gave her a rolls royce every
christmas.

And they can't really prove

That she sneaked into the
hollywood bowl with a tommy gun

And rubbed out a convention of
police chiefs in 1956.

All I know is that she got
nailed cold

When she was pushing heroin in
a laundry room in boystown,

But I'm willing to give anyone
the benefit of the doubt,

Especially when she's as
crazy-looking as Mary-Belle.

This is happy Jack Monahan,

So-called because he developed
a muscle spasm in his cheeks

From watching too many Humphrey
Bogart pictures.

Happy Jack's record is brief,

His only crimes having been
committed

After his sister, Mary-Belle,

Talked Renzo into giving him a
job.

Up until that time, happy Jack
had been a tennis bum,

Sleeping under the bleachers at
forest hills

And mooching nickels in the BMT
subway.

Since taking up with Renzo,

He has become a well-known dice
loader and murderer.

The most obscure member of the
dark quartet...

...Is Pete Peterson Jr., son of
Pete Peterson Sr.,

Famed vaudeville bird mimic.

Pete Jr. Inherited his father's
talent for animal imitations,

But unfortunately blew his
brain out of whack

While imitiating a whooping
crane

At the elks convention picnic
in Oshkosh in 1942.

Since then, anyone has been
able to convince Pete of anything.

Renzo found him struggling
along as a pickpocket at the beach,

And took him with him in his
exile.

Since then he has been Renzo's
faithful servant,

Shining his shoes and rubbing
out his enemies.

In return Renzo permits him

To imitate any animal that
comes into his head.

That, for instance,

Was the mating call of the
Himalayan yak.

There they are, my shipmates.

I didn't know where they were
taking

Those unsuspecting Cubans,

But I knew they were taking
them.

And so, with grim faces we set
our helm

Against the perilous future.

Ok. Now, before I begin,

Has anyone anything to say?

Pete?

How about you, Jack? What do
you think we should do?

Give up.

Oh, honey. Is that any way for
Mary-Belle's big man to talk?

Now, look.

We've got to get rid of at
least half of these Cubans

Without making the rest of them
suspicious.

There used to be a Cuban
fisherman

By the name of Hemingway.

He got hooked on a sea monster

In these waters a couple of
years ago,

And he was dragged for miles,
got a lot of publicity.

We're gonna show these boys

The greatest sea monster they
ever saw in their lives.

Jack, in my trunk there's some
garden rakes

Used for weeding tomatoes.

You get them and sharpen them
like scalpels.

Pete, you mix up a mess of
olive oil and green ink,

And snag some seaweed from over
the side.

Now, Jack...

What are you gonna do?

Sharpen up the garden rakes.

Good boy.

Pete, how about you?

Does he have to do that?

All right, Jack, beat it.

We've had a good life together,
haven't we, baby?

Mmm. And you know it, poops.

Winters in Tijuana, summers in
Cicero.

Remember that wonderful trip we
took to Monte Carlo?

You mean that time we heisted
all those $100 chips?

Sure.

I'll admit I couldn't

Really hear anything through
that door,

But I was sure they were up to
no good.

I knew it was up to me to stop
them.

Now we're off again to parts
unknown.

It's like a second honeymoon.

You know something?

We oughta get married.

Now, don't be a drag, baby.

How much Jack do you think's in
that strongbox?

I don't know. There's plenty of
Cuban sugar, though.

What are we gonna do with all
of it?

I don't know.

I always wanted to open up a
home for the aged hoodlums.

Baby, you got a heart as big as
all outdoors.

A government agent
lives in constant peril.

I devised my undetectable radio
set

Using simulated hot dogs for
knobs

And tubes inside of dill
pickles,

While watching a number of
sewer workmen during lunch hour.

It comes in mighty handy,
believe you me.

One little slip and I could be
headed for Davy Jones' locker.

Hello, Havana, this is agent
xk150.

Over.

I'm making my first official
report.

So far, not too much has
happened,

But I'm anticipating.

Renzo Capetto and his gang are
on board as suspected.

I am with them.

I will call you again soon one
of these days.

This is agent xk150 signing off.

Hey. What's happening?

Just having a bite.

Gee, that looks good. You mind
if I join you?

Mmm.

Come to mama.

Crazy.

Six is the point.

Good morning.

The general says,

"Good morning, you gorgeous,
beautiful creature."

Would you ask the general to
remove himself from my presence?

Um...

The general says you're, um...

You're a golden angel flower
singing.

Would you tell the general that

I feel that he'd be most at home

Barbecuing slowly over a hot
spit.

Um...

You must be a glutton for
punishment.

Oh, now, what do you want?

You're too good for this life.

You're young and you're
innocent.

You should get out while the
getting is good.

Are you unwell?

The getting is great.

You're a victim of circumstance.

I try. I do try.

You're a crazy, mixed-up kid.

I am perfectly adjusted to my
life of crime.

Now, what is your story?

Oh, well, you see I'm beyond
help, but you're not,

You could find a clean, young
man to marry you.

I haven't got the time.

But I can help you, Mary-Belle.

You can turn blue.

Don't worry, Mary-Belle,

I'll save you.

Or die.

That's a comforting alternative.

A secret agent should
never sleep,

But there I was, dreaming of
mom's apple pie,

While up on deck Renzo and his
cut-throats

Were taking the first step,
killing an innocent Cuban,

And pretending some imaginary
monster did it

Just so they would be panicked
into changing course,

So that Renzo could steer them
to his own picked destination.

Pete, wait one minute, then
give the alarm.

But what none of us knew

Was that the monster invented
by Renzo

Had already been invented by
somebody else.

By a couple of other monsters,
I guess.

Help! P-p-police! Murder!

It's a m-m-monster.

What did he say?

The general says what happened?

The deal, if you'd like to hear
it...

Please go ahead.

Well, I don't think it was
anything human

That killed your soldiers.

I've seen the tracks and the
claw wounds on their bodies.

Now, in my studied opinion,

Those soldiers were attacked

By some weird creature from the
sea.

Came in, did your boys in and
vanished again.

What's so funny?

A creature? How silly.

Did you really think it...

Silencio!

Cue us, colonel.

Well, uh... The general says,
uh...

You're right. It is a monster.

The general says these waters
are very dangerous,

So we must plot a new course.

Get that?

Our brave General Tostada
didn't miss an excuse

To blow the trip and change
course.

You think he's got a gleam in
his eye?

Pure gold.

Maybe we won't have to knock
them all off.

Oh.

You boys are getting careless.

I told you to kill one, not
two. What's up? Can't you count?

Ok, Pete. Take the wheel.

Gee, I thought it was only one.

Well, I can't figure this out.

So we were going
somewhere I didn't know,

Washington didn't know, Renzo
didn't know.

We all had to find out.

Well, gentlemen, I think we
ought to make our decision.

Skol.

Thank you, Pete.

Now, has anybody got an idea?

About what?

About where we're going.

I thought it was to ciudad
Turquijo we were going.

Oh, no. That's been changed.

General Tostada thinks we ought
to change course

In order to escape the monster.

Caracas, Venezuela.

No, no, no. I think we ought to
go...

Let's go to India. I've always
wanted to see a sacred cow.

Actually, I think we ought to
go to Cannes.

It really swings this time of
the year.

Will you listen?

So strange, my friends, I
always had a secret desire,

I always wanted to go to Bali,
you know?

Bali?

Bali? Bali!

We are not going to Bali.

Caracas, Venezuela.

No.

Please tell the general that I
am convinced

That we ought to go to San
Juan, Puerto Rico.

This is agent xk150 calling
agent xk120.

Via 190sl.

Come in, Havana.

Now the first thing we've got
to think about

Is how to escape this finky
monster.

Now, if you take a look at the
chart

You'll notice there's a lot of
deep water

Just north of Puerto Rico,

Too deep for the monster to
live in.

Well, how do you know he can't
live in deep water?

Because of his feet.

He's a walker and he's got to
stay at the bottom,

All right, stupid?

All right, stupid.

Now, when we get to Puerto Rico,

We'll take the strongbox ashore.

As an American, I won't be
noticed.

I'll take a plane up to ciudad
Trahijo.

Take the box with me.

I can say unequivocally, without
the slightest qualm of doubt,

That this gang is...

Heading for Bali.

I think the government should
watch for us

At the panama canal.

Over.

The general says it's all
right, we may go to Puerto Rico.

But he want kept the strongbox
out of sight.

Ok, it's a deal.

I think I smell land.

Are we almost there?

Oh, about six or eight hours.

Another lucky shooter. Four the
point.

Four the point.

- You're ravishing.
- You're sick.

Listen, I have a plan.

As soon as we get there,

We'll wait for night and when
Renzo isn't looking,

We'll jump off and swim for
shore

Through shark-infested waters
so no one will follow us.

Then we'll steal a sailing
dinghy and head for Brazil.

How do you like it?

I think it's grand. You oughta
do it.

Well, I-I meant you too.

Honey, I wouldn't ride on the
same bus with you.

Now, Pete, I want you to listen
carefully.

Now, on the north coast of a
big island

There's a teeny speck of land
called La Isla Del Borracho,

Named after one of Columbus's
lieutenants.

It should be deserted by now.

We ought to be able to land
there, huh?

Good.

Now, there's a reef around the
island

And a very narrow opening which
we have to go through.

I am going to run this yacht on
the rocks,

Right at the entrance.

Now, during the panic, we'll
take the strongbox,

Load it on a skiff and head for
shore.

Now, Pete, when we get over 30
feet of water,

I'll give you a signal.

And then I want you to capsize
the boat.

You understand?

Later, Pete, we'll come back
and dive for it.

You understand everything?

S-s-sure.

- Uh, w-w-we hit the rocks...
- Yeah.

And lift the box in the skiff,

And then we'll dump it over 30
feet of water,

So we can come back and get it.

And that's because it's filled
with nitroglycerine.

It shouldn't be on board,
anyway.

Isla Borracho.

Look at the reefs.

Reefs dead ahead.

We're starting it true.

Baby, I'll save ya.

Remove your hands, sir.

Very well, I won't leave you,
I'll never leave you.

We'll drown together.

- You're demented.
- My lunchbox.

My, what a short memory.

We're ready to start, but which
order?

You two go down

And get the strongbox out of
the safe, go on.

It's all right. Be calm,
everybody.

The boat's insured.

Everything went
according to plan,

Renzo's and the monster's.

♪ Row, row, row your boat
gently up the creek ♪

♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily

♪ I'm going to be sick

You know, this reminds me

Of one time on lake Minnetonka.

Louise Schmidt and I were
paddling along,

When what do you think happened?

The general says you have the
orders

As soon as he can assess the
situation.

Well, you can tell el general...

Tell him he shouldn't be giving
orders around here.

Now, look, you men have no
money and you have no guns,

And you're on U.S. soil.

That's all right, I'm on your
side.

Pete, I want you to search the
island,

See if anybody lives here.
Jack.

You take one of the lifeboats
and row it ashore.

Take it to San Juan and rent us
a fishing boat

And plenty of diving gear.

Uh-huh. Boy.

Oh, colonel.

See if you can get your men to
build us a lean-to

Or something to keep the rain
off.

Isn't this just great?

Could stay here forever.

That won't be necessary, baby.

Why?

Well, the way I figure it,

These Cubans aren't very much
at diving.

But Jack, Pete and I are pretty
good spear fishermen.

We'll go down, find the
strongbox

And hide it in a hole in the
reef.

After that, we'll tell the
Cubans that it's no use,

Give up.

It'll be safe there for months,
even years,

Until we're ready to come back
and get it.

You like it?

Poopsy, sometimes you are so
smart you make me sick.

Whoo! Whoo!

Eat. Eat. Is good, is good.

Where did you find her, Pete?

Pete, aren't you gonna
introduce me to the lady?

Isn't she beautiful, Renzo?

Very lovely.

Where did you meet?

Oh, no.

That must mean they're in love.

I wish you many happy returns
of the day.

Isn't that a ring you're
wearing, miss, uh...

Porcina Perez.

It's a wedding ring.

Welcome home, baby doll.

Aloha.

Get the equipment?

Oh, about 20 bottles, 10
regulars,

Masks, spearguns, the works.

Overdid it as usual.

Well, ok, we're gonna start
diving this afternoon.

I brought something else home
with me too.

Carmelita. I'd like you to meet
Renzo Capetto,

My sister Mary-Belle.

Hi.

Mr. Pete Peterson and...

Well, I don't know who the
large woman with him is.

Porcina Perez.

Hi.

Hello, everybody.

You found this woman in San
Juan?

Well, she was living in a sort
of sorority house

Down by the docks.

She's awful friendly.

Why don't you come on with me,
honey?

I'll show you our sorority
house.

Senor Capetto, I have the honor
to report

That my men will be ready one
hour.

Ready for what?

To dive to the strongbox.

You mean your men are divers?

Yes. They are Cuban army
frogmen.

Ole.

I had the situation
well in hand.

Mary-Belle was weakening as I'm
sure you've noticed.

Then she came into my life.

I didn't see her coming,

But somehow I sensed her
presence

And knew that my life was
changed forever.

Hello.

Hello. Who are you?

Carmelita Rodriguez.

Sparks Moran.

As a trained espionage agent,

I could tell that she was
attracted to me.

But I wanted Mary-Belle.

And Mary-Belle wanted Renzo.

And Renzo wanted the gold.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Sparks! Sparks! Idiot.

You keep this thing firm.

Are you all right?

Oh, yes. Oh.

All right. Well, then, let's
just keep an eye on him.

I don't know, but I'm ready.

No, no. No, gringos, no.

All right, Pete.

Bye.

Good luck, Poopsy.

The search for the
strongbox had begun.

But the sea was cluttered up
with Cubans

Dispersed by General Tostada to
search independently.

All those Cubans alone in the
deep.

This was a chance for Renzo to
again become the sea monster.

A lonely Cuban had found one of
the many wrecks on the bottom.

And Renzo had found the lonely
Cuban.

Their attack was cleanly
executed.

The victim was dead, the
killers delighted,

But not satisfied.

Renzo must have another quart
of latin blood.

We waited, sensing the dangers
below...

While the unholy three sought
new prey.

It didn't take them long to
find it.

What happened? Was he attacked?

No, it was a monster.

What do you mean, a monster?

A real, live,
honest-to-goodness monster

With claws and everything.

Oh, you're nuts. Totally insane.

Carmelita, it's too dangerous
for you here.

Let's run away and live a
little.

No, no. I'm in love with
sparks.

- Sparks Moran?
- Si.

Well, how can you be in love
with him? He's an idiot.

You ought to be in love with me.

No, I'm in love with him.

And I don't care if I never see
you again.

Oh, if I'd only paid my life
insurance premium,

I'd kill myself.

Oh, no, no, no! Don't kill
yourself.

But why not?

No, you come with me.

I'll show you. Come with me to
the jungle.

You've seen one jungle, you've
seen them all.

You come with me, you see in
new light.

Hello, Charles.

Oh, senor.

I'm very much afraid of this
monster.

Well, why don't you just pack
up and go home?

No. I am an officer.

We will not stop until we have
the strongbox.

From now on, we'll dive with
spearguns.

Crazy.

Mango!

Mango!

Mango!

Senor happy Jack, this girl is
my daughter.

Her name is Mango.

Mango?

Si.

Ah, I was telling her what that
no-gooder Carmelita do to you.

I was telling her to cheer you
up.

Oh, gee, thanks, Porcina, but
it really wasn't necessary.

Oh. You no like Mango?

Oh, yeah, I like her.

She not speak good English,
senor.

Oh, I don't think that's gonna
matter at all.

Ok. Uh, I'm going back now.

Mr. Pete Peterson Jr., he is
waiting for me now.

- Adios, Porcina.
- Adios.

Are you all right, Porcina?

Oh, I'm all right, my hero.

Hey. Where's happy Jack?

Oh. Come on. I take you to them.

- Them?
- Yes.

Oh, I don't know what you said,
Mango,

But it sure was wonderful.

I feel the same way, Mango.

I never felt like this in my
whole life before.

Oh, I know, Mango.

I know.

Why, here comes Pete and
Porcina.

HI, Jack. Who's your friend?

This is Mango Perez, Porcina's
daughter.

Gee, she's almost as pretty as
her mother.

Yeah, she's wonderful.

Yeah, but can she do imitations?

Well, I don't know.

And I don't care because I love
her.

Gosh. Are you gonna marry her?

Yeah, well, why not?

Why not? If you marry Mango and
I marry Porcina,

I'll be your father.

What kind of a bird call is
that?

Oh, we cannot talk here, we
cannot talk.

My Meshugana husband, he make
big trouble.

Yeah. I just had a fight with
him.

You know, Pete,

I'm getting tired of all this
running around.

You know what I'd like to do?

I'd like to marry Mango and
settle down here.

I could start a tennis club.

They don't have clubs.

They have rackets.

No, you're right.

But you know something, though?

I'd like to do the same thing
myself.

Say, why don't we rub them all
out?

And this way we can keep the
strongbox for ourselves.

Oh, yes. Even Mary-Belle?

Oh, gee. I don't know about her.

Well, she is my sister.

Course, we could keep her
around to do the housekeeping.

Sure.

And she'll get over losing
Renzo.

Sure.

How about it? Is it a
deal?

Sure.

Besides, they've been cheating
on their income tax anyway.

Mango, she want go swimming.

All right, all right, let's go.

Sparks. Sparks. Where's Pete
and the boy?

They know we should be diving
this afternoon.

I think they're somewhere in
the jungle.

Senor.

What's this? Well, what is this?

This man's wife is playing
around with Mr. Pete.

He's very angry.

That's tough.

This man wants to sell you his
wife for $50

And a case of rum.

Tell him he's nuts.

Carmelita, will you talk to
him? We're busy.

Oh, sure. I will tell him to
cut down to 20 for a fifth of gin.

Gin nothing! Who wants to buy
his improbable wife?

Come on, General Tostada, let's
get going.

Come on.

Uno, dos, tres.

Uno, dos, tres.

Uno. Dos.

Dos.

Tres!

All right, baby.

Listen, you hold these because
I can't use them

Without Peter and Jack to help
me.

I'll keep 'em warm for you.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

You're it. You're it.

Renzo Capetto had at
last found the strongbox.

And the unknown partner had
found Renzo Capetto.

Oh!

You're it, you're it, you're it.

You're it, you're it.

Oh. Mango!

Mango!

Mango!

Mango!

Mango!

Mango!

Pete, find my daughter! Please.

Mango! Mango!

Mango!

Mango!

Why did you have to do it,
Renzo?

Why did I have to do what?

Don't play games with me. Why
did you kill her?

Jack, I swear I had nothing...

I said don't play games.

We all saw the same five
incisions

And those round marks from that
stupid plunger.

Why don't you ask Mary-Belle?

I gave her the rakes before I
went under.

That won't play. You had two
more in your trunks.

Just in case, you said,
remember?

Yeah, I remember, but they're
still there.

I can't convince him, honey.
Maybe you can.

I'm sorry, honey.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to
go along with Jack.

You think I did it?

Well, what else can I think?

You made that monster up out of
thin air,

Now don't try and tell me it's
real.

I'm not that stupid.

Well, I am.

I always believed in it.

But it's gotta be real.

Either that or the Cubans are
trying to kill us off.

I can't buy that.

I don't care what you buy.

From now on we're going to dive
with spears

Like the rest of 'em.

We've got to get rid of the
rest of those Cubans

As quickly as possible.

We'll start tomorrow morning
with tostada.

Jack.

Pete.

Possible death notwithstanding,

The courageous general and two
of his men

Dove once more into the deadly
sea.

But... as usual, they were not
alone.

Renzo waited for them to
separate.

One poke away and then there
were two.

Tostada went all alone into the
forbidding void

With the killers closing in.

The giant observer stood
watching

Over a pathetic bit of cloth,

All that remained of Mango.

At last tostada had found his
gold

In his own watery grave.

The general died as all
generals should.

His greedy murderers let his
body drift away

While they congratulated each
other.

Happy Jack found a scrap of a
dress

And knew what had happened to
his beloved.

Suddenly...

Don't touch me!

Oh, honey.

Don't try to talk yourself out
of it.

Trying to talk to yourself cool
this time.

Baby.

Telling me the Cubans did it,
only they were on board.

Now, who was down there with
Jack?

No, baby, you gotta believe me.

I'm never going to look at you
again!

Oh, Ren... Ugh!

Mary-Belle, I saw what he did
to ya.

They killed your brother.

And now you've got to leave,
Mary-Belle,

And there's no one to help you
but me.

Oh, Mary-Belle, I love you so
much I could split.

Just get on!

What do you do to my man?

Oh, shut up!

I'll save you.

It was dusk.

I could tell because the sun
was going down.

You were right, senor,

All my army is finished.

I knew when the general died.

I don't care about the box any
more, let the monster keep it.

I don't want him to kill any
more of my men.

Neither do I, colonel.

I think we must go to ciudad
Turquijo in the morning.

You can go anywhere you like.

I'm going home.

To America?

America.

No, I can't go back there any
more.

- Sicily.
- Oh.

I've got an uncle there who's
been after me for years

To help him stamp grapes.

It's beginning to appeal to me.

Mary-Belle hates me.

I know.

But I love you.

Kind of nice having somebody
love you.

Why don't you try to love me?

You might like it.

I guess I can try.

She pressed her hot
latin lips against mine

And I forgot everything but
Carmelita.

But our silent partner was not
going to let me forget.

This was it.

There was but one thing

A responsible, trusted
representative

Of the united states government

Could do at a time like this...

Get out of there.

Mary-Belle.

Yes?

Honey.

I'd just like one more chance
to explain.

Please.

It's all right, Poopsy.

It doesn't really matter.

No matter where you go or what
you do,

Or who you kill,

I'll love you till the day I
die.

Renzo loved Mary-Belle,
but he was the skipper

And decided to go down ahead of
his ship.

Carmelita, I've never known a
girl like you.

You haven't spent your whole
life in a monastery?

Carmelita, I love you and I
want to marry you,

And take you away from all this.

Mm. That I would like, I think.

Of course we'd have to live on
the salary of an American spy,

Which is 41.50 a week.

I don't care.

You are so strong, so
intelligent.

You see how you solved the
whole case.

You are the smartest in the
whole world.

I'm not really as smart as I
look, Carmelita,

You see, i-i have to admit
that, all that time,

I thought Renzo and the Cubans

Were trying to steal that
strongbox,

But I was wrong.

The real killer was the monster.

So what?

You're beautiful.

So I got the girl.

And guess who got the gold.