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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:22,660 Twenty years. 2 00:00:22,860 --> 00:00:26,740 Twenty years of slaving away so my family wants for nothing. 3 00:00:28,379 --> 00:00:30,259 I never counted the hours. Why not? 4 00:00:30,459 --> 00:00:32,659 You tell me. Why not? 5 00:00:32,859 --> 00:00:36,659 Work to home, home to work... Not a single affair. 6 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:40,299 I never moved an inch. Nothing! 7 00:00:41,619 --> 00:00:43,378 I'm a model citizen. 8 00:00:45,018 --> 00:00:48,137 I don't smoke, seldom drink, 9 00:00:48,698 --> 00:00:50,698 I recycle my waste... 10 00:00:50,897 --> 00:00:53,378 I even bought the Enfoirés album. 11 00:00:54,178 --> 00:00:57,778 I say all this so you won't judge me by what you see. 12 00:01:00,058 --> 00:01:01,577 Yep, it's all my fault. 13 00:01:03,058 --> 00:01:05,618 And it can happen to any one of us. 14 00:01:05,817 --> 00:01:06,938 Anyone. 15 00:01:10,017 --> 00:01:13,576 But I'd rather you judged that for yourself. 16 00:01:18,656 --> 00:01:22,496 TEN DAYS WITHOUT MOM 17 00:01:46,214 --> 00:01:47,894 {\an8}Mom, where are my flowery socks? 18 00:01:48,054 --> 00:01:49,614 {\an8}Second drawer! 19 00:02:08,854 --> 00:02:10,933 {\an8}Come and get it, kids! 20 00:02:11,573 --> 00:02:13,693 Breakfast! 21 00:02:13,853 --> 00:02:14,734 Quit yelling! 22 00:02:15,533 --> 00:02:16,453 There you go, Jojo. 23 00:02:16,653 --> 00:02:18,453 - He's a real pain. - You too. 24 00:02:18,853 --> 00:02:21,213 Arthur keeps filching my Stan Smiths! 25 00:02:21,413 --> 00:02:23,133 Quit yelling, first thing! 26 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:25,092 You've got feet like Gollum! 27 00:02:25,293 --> 00:02:26,133 I can't take it. 28 00:02:26,292 --> 00:02:29,052 It can't be me, they wouldn't fit. 29 00:02:29,252 --> 00:02:30,692 Stop lying! 30 00:02:31,172 --> 00:02:33,851 So I'm a liar now? You two are always arguing! 31 00:02:34,052 --> 00:02:35,692 Give me my toast! 32 00:02:35,891 --> 00:02:37,732 Don't touch me, Maxime! 33 00:02:37,931 --> 00:02:39,212 Are you quite done? 34 00:02:39,411 --> 00:02:41,252 Bon appétit, my darlings. 35 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:44,251 Honey, can you help me out with this contract? 36 00:02:44,451 --> 00:02:47,371 No school for me, I'm going back to Auntie's wedding. 37 00:02:47,530 --> 00:02:49,491 Stop it, that was two weeks ago. 38 00:02:49,690 --> 00:02:51,610 She'll remarry in a year or two! 39 00:02:51,770 --> 00:02:53,611 Arthur, don't say that! 40 00:02:53,770 --> 00:02:55,930 It's true! I've been to two of her weddings. 41 00:02:56,090 --> 00:02:57,210 When's the third? 42 00:02:57,370 --> 00:02:59,090 Soon, Auntie's hot to trot. 43 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:00,410 What's "hot to trot"? 44 00:03:01,411 --> 00:03:03,850 Honey? You explain it. 45 00:03:04,011 --> 00:03:05,210 Hot to trot... 46 00:03:05,371 --> 00:03:07,970 means you're in a big hurry. 47 00:03:08,131 --> 00:03:09,010 OK. 48 00:03:09,170 --> 00:03:10,250 You'll see to it? 49 00:03:10,410 --> 00:03:12,610 - Where's your company lawyer? - On vacation. 50 00:03:12,810 --> 00:03:14,130 Weren't you a lawyer? 51 00:03:14,289 --> 00:03:15,570 In another life. 52 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:16,730 Why did you stop? 53 00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:19,009 I got fed up of paunchy businessmen. 54 00:03:19,170 --> 00:03:21,090 I wanted to take care of Batman. 55 00:03:21,249 --> 00:03:22,809 Come on, hurry up. 56 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:24,649 Why, are you hot to trot? 57 00:03:24,809 --> 00:03:27,328 No, but I want you to be at school on time. 58 00:03:27,529 --> 00:03:29,608 You've got 20 minutes. Come on! 59 00:03:30,248 --> 00:03:31,968 Have a nice day, Dad! 60 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:34,328 - You too, kids. - See you later! 61 00:03:36,248 --> 00:03:37,168 Quit yelling! 62 00:03:38,648 --> 00:03:40,408 You understand what he says? 63 00:03:40,608 --> 00:03:42,367 Sure. Nah-nah-nah is easy. 64 00:03:42,768 --> 00:03:44,728 - Hi, Maria. - Hello! 65 00:03:45,328 --> 00:03:48,047 Hello, Mr Antoine! Haven't seen you in ages. 66 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:50,607 Which means I'm late. What happened to you? 67 00:03:50,767 --> 00:03:51,607 How so? 68 00:03:51,767 --> 00:03:52,687 You're limping. 69 00:03:52,847 --> 00:03:54,087 I have a short leg. 70 00:03:54,246 --> 00:03:56,007 Yeah? Since when? 71 00:03:56,207 --> 00:03:58,926 I've had it since birth, Mr Antoine. 72 00:03:59,086 --> 00:04:00,447 Well, bravo! 73 00:04:00,606 --> 00:04:01,486 I didn't know. 74 00:04:01,686 --> 00:04:05,327 Honey, she's worked for us for seven years. 75 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:09,486 Remember to look at that contract. 76 00:04:11,166 --> 00:04:13,047 - What was that? - Nah-nah-nah! 77 00:04:13,206 --> 00:04:15,726 I'll send you my invoice later. 78 00:04:15,886 --> 00:04:17,886 How about I pay you in kind? 79 00:04:18,046 --> 00:04:20,166 Four kids all day? It'll cost a bomb. 80 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:21,686 Lucky you don't count me. 81 00:04:22,246 --> 00:04:23,606 For you, it's free. 82 00:04:24,845 --> 00:04:26,045 I love you. 83 00:04:28,046 --> 00:04:30,485 Siri, how long for me to get to work? 84 00:04:30,685 --> 00:04:34,405 Alright, Antoine, I'll calculate the time to your office. 85 00:04:35,005 --> 00:04:37,684 It will take you 25 minutes. 86 00:04:37,885 --> 00:04:38,725 Great! 87 00:04:38,884 --> 00:04:40,564 Have a nice day, Antoine. 88 00:04:44,804 --> 00:04:46,844 Mom, not while I'm in the bathroom! 89 00:04:47,044 --> 00:04:48,324 Sorry, sorry. 90 00:04:50,364 --> 00:04:53,163 Mom, I've got a headache, I can't go to school. 91 00:04:53,323 --> 00:04:56,523 Go down, I'll give you some meds. And feed the fish! 92 00:04:56,683 --> 00:04:59,043 - Yes, Mom! - I'll be right back, Jojo. 93 00:04:59,243 --> 00:05:01,082 Mom, where's the iPad? 94 00:05:01,243 --> 00:05:02,762 - Coffee table. - Thanks! 95 00:05:02,923 --> 00:05:04,723 Mom, there's no hot water! 96 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:07,682 - Maria, I put a wash on. - Very well, ma'am. 97 00:05:07,842 --> 00:05:10,363 I declared 30 hours for you this month. 98 00:05:10,523 --> 00:05:11,963 That's great, ma'am. 99 00:05:12,123 --> 00:05:14,803 Mom, there's nothing on the coffee table. 100 00:05:14,963 --> 00:05:16,082 Maybe the sofa? 101 00:05:19,922 --> 00:05:21,122 Here I come! 102 00:05:22,482 --> 00:05:24,442 I'm throwing a bomb. 103 00:05:26,082 --> 00:05:27,522 Here, young lady. 104 00:05:27,721 --> 00:05:30,402 You should have said to check the sideboard. 105 00:05:30,601 --> 00:05:33,401 If you can play video games, you can't be sick. 106 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:34,561 I am a bit. 107 00:05:34,762 --> 00:05:36,681 Mom, where's my schoolbag? 108 00:05:36,881 --> 00:05:39,321 - I brought it down. - You should have said! 109 00:05:43,041 --> 00:05:46,240 - I never touch your Instagram. - Liar, I can tell! 110 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:47,800 So don't leave it open. 111 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,440 - I don't! - You don't know anything. 112 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,960 Yes I do! 113 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:55,520 I won't be back before lunch, I have to see a few people. 114 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,439 See you later. Hurry, kids! 115 00:05:58,599 --> 00:05:59,799 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 116 00:06:15,519 --> 00:06:17,199 Lovely car, Mr Mercier. 117 00:06:17,359 --> 00:06:20,199 Oh no, not him. Not at 8.28am! 118 00:06:20,359 --> 00:06:21,279 About the AC. 119 00:06:21,478 --> 00:06:24,519 48 of our workers want it turned down a notch. 120 00:06:24,679 --> 00:06:28,598 Did you read the report on the dangers of overusing AC? 121 00:06:28,798 --> 00:06:30,038 I sent it to you. 122 00:06:30,198 --> 00:06:32,678 I had an email from Hélène Girard... 123 00:06:33,598 --> 00:06:35,078 who has a persistent cough. 124 00:06:35,277 --> 00:06:36,158 No need, thanks. 125 00:06:36,357 --> 00:06:38,958 It's important, we need to sort it out. 126 00:06:39,157 --> 00:06:42,037 I wanted to give you my reassessment of days off 127 00:06:42,237 --> 00:06:45,597 when I got here at 7.58 on the dot but you weren't here 128 00:06:45,757 --> 00:06:47,437 so I sent it by Intranet. 129 00:06:47,636 --> 00:06:51,757 Yes... Could you shift that rabbit? It's blocking the entrance. 130 00:06:51,917 --> 00:06:52,676 Of course! 131 00:06:56,036 --> 00:06:58,156 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 132 00:06:58,316 --> 00:07:00,636 - Hello, Mr Mercier. - Hello, Camille. 133 00:07:00,836 --> 00:07:02,836 - Hello, Christine. - Hello, Mr Mercier. 134 00:07:03,036 --> 00:07:05,795 Tell Gaudin I want his proposals by lunch. 135 00:07:05,995 --> 00:07:09,275 And Lacaze can use sales staff to set up his Karsher stand. 136 00:07:09,436 --> 00:07:10,715 Thanks, Christine. 137 00:07:10,875 --> 00:07:14,275 I need a conference call with Paris regarding regional strategy. 138 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:18,436 Write me a letter to the union rep, he keeps collaring me about the AC 139 00:07:18,595 --> 00:07:19,795 or water fountain. 140 00:07:19,996 --> 00:07:20,995 Didier Richaud. 141 00:07:21,155 --> 00:07:23,035 The one who goes on about Intranet. 142 00:07:23,195 --> 00:07:25,635 - Yes, Didier Richaud! - Oh, Christine... 143 00:07:28,835 --> 00:07:32,633 Next time, lock the door when Chassagne's grandson comes. 144 00:07:32,794 --> 00:07:34,193 The mess he made! 145 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,914 I know! Good thing you could replace the glass. 146 00:07:37,073 --> 00:07:38,714 - Good thing. - Your coffee. 147 00:07:38,873 --> 00:07:40,034 Thanks, Christine. 148 00:07:53,113 --> 00:07:54,073 There. 149 00:07:55,473 --> 00:07:58,593 HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR 150 00:08:09,312 --> 00:08:10,632 It isn't even sunny! 151 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,152 Hello, Mr Dicaprio. 152 00:08:12,351 --> 00:08:13,431 Hello, girls. 153 00:08:16,911 --> 00:08:18,071 Ridiculous. 154 00:08:19,511 --> 00:08:20,472 I'm back! 155 00:08:21,831 --> 00:08:22,832 Shit. 156 00:08:25,831 --> 00:08:27,231 Barbecue this weekend? 157 00:08:27,672 --> 00:08:30,231 I'll tell you about our honeymoon! 158 00:08:34,031 --> 00:08:35,270 Stop it, Maxime! 159 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:36,631 You suck, Chloé! 160 00:08:36,830 --> 00:08:39,230 - Go play somewhere else! - Arthur's in love! 161 00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:41,670 - It's smoky. - It's a barbecue! 162 00:08:41,870 --> 00:08:43,390 - Your wife's? - Yes, a hairdryer. 163 00:08:48,910 --> 00:08:50,149 Come on, Jojo! 164 00:08:50,509 --> 00:08:52,789 I love being on vacation. 165 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,949 After the honeymoon, I'm already planning another trip. 166 00:08:56,110 --> 00:08:59,109 I know what my next destination is: Mikonos. 167 00:08:59,269 --> 00:09:01,589 I saw a friend's Instagram photos. 168 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:02,909 Looks am-az-ing! 169 00:09:03,948 --> 00:09:05,148 We were meant to go. 170 00:09:05,309 --> 00:09:06,789 We'd even booked it. 171 00:09:06,948 --> 00:09:07,588 And? 172 00:09:08,868 --> 00:09:10,908 I got pregnant with Arthur. 173 00:09:11,068 --> 00:09:14,508 Maxime! Antoine, stop him with that hose! 174 00:09:15,827 --> 00:09:17,068 Cut it out, Maxime! 175 00:09:17,228 --> 00:09:19,748 Come on, Jojo, one last spoonful for Mommy. 176 00:09:22,587 --> 00:09:24,468 Well, I'd better get changed. 177 00:09:24,628 --> 00:09:26,788 Oh yes, it was in 2007. 178 00:09:26,948 --> 00:09:30,347 No, 2007 was Ibiza! Don't you remember? 179 00:09:30,508 --> 00:09:33,507 I gatecrashed Pauline's trip. Then stole her boyfriend. 180 00:09:33,668 --> 00:09:36,747 - Oh yes, the Hungarian. - No, the millionaire. 181 00:09:36,907 --> 00:09:39,187 He threw that party for my 30th. 182 00:09:39,387 --> 00:09:41,746 No, I couldn't come, I was having Chloé. 183 00:09:43,186 --> 00:09:45,387 - Jimmy, that's it! - Kiki. 184 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,746 No, Jimmy, not Kiki. 185 00:09:47,906 --> 00:09:49,387 - Did he say Kiki? - Yes. 186 00:09:49,546 --> 00:09:51,066 Kiki means pee. 187 00:09:51,226 --> 00:09:53,266 That's great that you asked. 188 00:09:53,946 --> 00:09:56,745 Auntie couldn't know. I'll be right back. 189 00:09:58,626 --> 00:10:01,146 Ah Jimmy, the king of the bedroom. 190 00:10:02,905 --> 00:10:05,145 - Off with you. - Kiki! 191 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,465 Your Jojo is pretty well built. 192 00:10:09,905 --> 00:10:12,065 - You're mental! - It was an accident! 193 00:10:12,265 --> 00:10:13,224 It really hurt. 194 00:10:13,424 --> 00:10:15,624 Hey, Auntie, are you hot to trot? 195 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,144 Enough! Now go. 196 00:10:17,304 --> 00:10:20,504 You'll be lucky to find a girl like me! 197 00:10:21,064 --> 00:10:23,983 Dad says to lay the table, it's almost ready. 198 00:10:28,344 --> 00:10:29,304 OK! 199 00:10:29,944 --> 00:10:31,984 Despite having four kids, 200 00:10:32,144 --> 00:10:36,064 and a crazy schedule, you never complain and we all benefit! 201 00:10:36,264 --> 00:10:37,344 Thanks. 202 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:40,463 Plus all the work you do... Let's raise a glass 203 00:10:40,624 --> 00:10:42,064 to congratulate you. 204 00:10:42,823 --> 00:10:44,383 Antoine, bravo! 205 00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:46,583 The best chipolatas ever! 206 00:10:46,743 --> 00:10:49,422 And I'll raise a glass to the newlyweds. 207 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:52,263 There. And to my chipolatas! 208 00:10:52,662 --> 00:10:53,662 Bravo! 209 00:10:54,342 --> 00:10:56,062 Come on, everyone. 210 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,502 To the chipolatas! 211 00:10:58,142 --> 00:11:00,662 Emma, why are you clapping? You're eating pasta. 212 00:11:00,862 --> 00:11:02,462 - I want pasta too! - Quit yelling! 213 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:05,141 Slow sugars. She has a tennis match later, 214 00:11:05,302 --> 00:11:07,661 to qualify for the regional Masters. 215 00:11:07,821 --> 00:11:08,661 Wow! 216 00:11:08,822 --> 00:11:11,621 - We're focused on it, right, honey? - Sure, Dad. 217 00:11:11,781 --> 00:11:13,501 Why don't our kids do sport? 218 00:11:13,661 --> 00:11:14,861 I do sport! 219 00:11:15,021 --> 00:11:18,741 Chloé does dance, Maxime does judo, Arthur used to do basketball 220 00:11:18,901 --> 00:11:19,741 but gave up. 221 00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:21,260 You did? And you let him? 222 00:11:21,421 --> 00:11:25,540 That's a mistake. Emma wanted to quit tennis when she was 13. 223 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,060 We kept her at it. 224 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,780 She's all the happier for it. Right? 225 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:32,780 You're a happy girl, aren't you? 226 00:11:32,941 --> 00:11:35,860 See, honey? You put them in the wrong school. 227 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:38,580 The right school is soooo important. 228 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,100 School is so important. 229 00:11:42,099 --> 00:11:45,060 I can't stand to be next to you! Arthur, switch places. 230 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:46,899 No, no. 231 00:11:47,059 --> 00:11:48,699 No? But that's my place. 232 00:11:48,859 --> 00:11:50,339 Well, I'm here now. 233 00:11:50,499 --> 00:11:52,779 - Who do you think you are? - I'm your elder! 234 00:11:52,939 --> 00:11:54,019 Are you kidding? 235 00:11:54,179 --> 00:11:57,458 Mom doesn't take Auntie's place every time she gets up. 236 00:11:57,619 --> 00:11:58,778 Now move! 237 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,338 In your dreams! 238 00:12:00,938 --> 00:12:02,498 Eat up the chipolatas. 239 00:12:02,658 --> 00:12:03,898 What did you say? 240 00:12:04,058 --> 00:12:06,778 Being an elder brother doesn't give him rights. 241 00:12:06,938 --> 00:12:09,577 I'm not the eldest, Audrey is the big sister. 242 00:12:09,738 --> 00:12:11,178 You look much older, Mom! 243 00:12:12,058 --> 00:12:13,378 Are you crazy?! 244 00:12:14,977 --> 00:12:16,097 Honestly! 245 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:33,096 - What are you doing? - I thought we wanted to make love. 246 00:12:33,256 --> 00:12:34,496 "We"? 247 00:12:42,616 --> 00:12:44,256 Something wrong, honey? 248 00:12:44,456 --> 00:12:47,216 I can tell you need a massage. 249 00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:48,455 No, I'm fine. 250 00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:50,015 I'm just tired. 251 00:12:50,216 --> 00:12:51,056 She's tired. 252 00:12:58,295 --> 00:12:59,415 Something wrong? 253 00:13:01,695 --> 00:13:03,415 My love, what's the matter? 254 00:13:06,775 --> 00:13:08,815 Why do I look older than my sister? 255 00:13:09,694 --> 00:13:12,974 So that's it! Skip it, kids talk garbage. 256 00:13:13,734 --> 00:13:16,893 Your sister's just tanned, so obviously, she... 257 00:13:17,054 --> 00:13:18,494 Why aren't I tanned? 258 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,853 That's to do with... 259 00:13:22,773 --> 00:13:25,373 pigmentation. We'll talk about it tomorrow. 260 00:13:25,573 --> 00:13:28,013 I'm not tanned because instead of vacationing, 261 00:13:28,213 --> 00:13:30,533 I make breakfast, dinner, 262 00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:32,612 change Joseph seven times a day, 263 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,172 run around for you all, 264 00:13:35,372 --> 00:13:37,892 do the kids' homework, then at night, 265 00:13:38,092 --> 00:13:41,453 put on sexy nightwear so my husband has the hots for me. 266 00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:42,613 Well... 267 00:13:44,252 --> 00:13:46,853 That works extremely well, let me tell you. 268 00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:49,292 I want a standing ovation too! 269 00:13:49,452 --> 00:13:51,212 Is that what annoyed you? 270 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,252 Is it? 271 00:13:52,772 --> 00:13:56,452 The applause was for us, for our hospitality. For you too. 272 00:13:56,611 --> 00:13:58,171 Especially your kebabs. 273 00:13:58,372 --> 00:14:00,172 Chipolatas, not kebabs. 274 00:14:01,051 --> 00:14:02,932 Much more difficult to do. 275 00:14:03,131 --> 00:14:04,731 And mine were very tender. 276 00:14:06,411 --> 00:14:07,531 Unlike you. 277 00:14:07,731 --> 00:14:11,250 I don't know what's wrong with you but it isn't my fault. 278 00:14:13,890 --> 00:14:16,371 So... good night. 279 00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:18,530 See you tomorrow. 280 00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:23,930 I'm sick of having no time for myself, like my sister has. 281 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:27,009 For me, it's the kids, always the kids... 282 00:14:27,209 --> 00:14:28,049 Oh come on. 283 00:14:28,209 --> 00:14:32,289 Once you've dropped them at school, you've got all day. 284 00:14:32,449 --> 00:14:35,329 - Are you serious? - It's a question of organization. 285 00:14:35,489 --> 00:14:38,449 You're home by 9am at the latest. 286 00:14:38,649 --> 00:14:41,288 You've got till 5pm to do whatever you like. 287 00:14:41,488 --> 00:14:43,289 - Right? - 4.30. 288 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,729 OK, 4.30. 289 00:14:45,889 --> 00:14:48,049 Meanwhile, where am I all day? 290 00:14:48,249 --> 00:14:50,169 At the office, much less fun. 291 00:14:50,329 --> 00:14:51,649 But I don't complain. 292 00:14:52,089 --> 00:14:55,088 I can pick the bread up if it makes things easier. 293 00:14:57,328 --> 00:15:01,648 Frankly I'd swap places with you in a heartbeat. 294 00:15:03,048 --> 00:15:04,047 Really? 295 00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:06,567 You want to swap places? 296 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,687 Of course. 297 00:15:09,847 --> 00:15:10,967 Fine. 298 00:15:12,527 --> 00:15:14,047 Good night, honey. 299 00:15:24,846 --> 00:15:26,846 They want to try clothing. 300 00:15:27,046 --> 00:15:29,845 That's interesting, Dicaprio. Produced where? 301 00:15:31,405 --> 00:15:33,085 Good question, Mr Chassagne. 302 00:15:33,246 --> 00:15:34,366 Bangladesh. Guess why. 303 00:15:34,565 --> 00:15:36,565 To minimize costs, of course. 304 00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:39,245 - Is Sarah well? - Fine, she sends her best. 305 00:15:39,445 --> 00:15:42,804 How's that little scoundrel, your grandson? 306 00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:45,125 In hospital. Bronchiolitis. 307 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,445 - Mr Chassagne. - A problem? 308 00:15:48,645 --> 00:15:52,085 It's the cleaner we hired two weeks ago. 309 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,005 What did she steal? 310 00:15:54,164 --> 00:15:56,004 Some wing nuts, sir. 311 00:15:56,604 --> 00:15:58,004 Wing nuts, François. 312 00:15:58,205 --> 00:15:59,324 Did she take many? 313 00:15:59,484 --> 00:16:00,524 Four. 314 00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:04,084 A box of six costs 3.45 euros, so the value is 2 euros. 315 00:16:04,684 --> 00:16:05,683 2.30 euros. 316 00:16:06,283 --> 00:16:09,764 Well, with the right kind of warning... 317 00:16:09,923 --> 00:16:13,883 Excuse me, I know HR is your department 318 00:16:14,043 --> 00:16:16,523 but this calls for zero tolerance. 319 00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:20,923 She's young, if we don't come down hard, she'll do it again. 320 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:23,283 Today, four wing nuts. What next? 321 00:16:24,003 --> 00:16:27,442 25 cubic meters of mortar? Is that what you want, Antoine? 322 00:16:27,602 --> 00:16:31,402 No, when I say "warning", I intend to take measures. 323 00:16:31,562 --> 00:16:33,842 Maybe a two-day suspension. 324 00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:35,522 Two? Four, I say! 325 00:16:35,722 --> 00:16:37,562 With no pay. Mr Chassagne? 326 00:16:37,761 --> 00:16:38,682 Perfect! 327 00:16:38,841 --> 00:16:41,202 One week, without pay. 328 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,442 - And deduct the cost of 100 wing nuts. - That's better! 329 00:16:44,601 --> 00:16:47,721 500! And suspend her for a month. 330 00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:49,842 Two months and 1000 nuts. 331 00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:52,281 2000. And a 3-month suspension. 332 00:16:52,842 --> 00:16:54,162 3500 nuts. 333 00:16:54,321 --> 00:16:55,441 - 10,000. - 20,000. 334 00:16:55,602 --> 00:16:56,401 50,000 nuts! 335 00:16:56,562 --> 00:16:57,921 - 75,000. - 100,000! 336 00:16:58,081 --> 00:17:01,161 Impossible, that's more than our complete stock! 337 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,801 Let's be sensible. 338 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:06,361 Antoine, don't beat about the bush, just fire her. 339 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:10,160 Assume your responsibilities, be a man! 340 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,840 It's tough but we have no choice. It's her or us. 341 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,880 - Her or us. - Of course. 342 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,960 - Thanks. - My pleasure. 343 00:17:19,159 --> 00:17:22,360 Say, Dicaprio, are you any relation to the actor? 344 00:17:22,559 --> 00:17:25,119 We share a few Sicilian cousins. 345 00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:28,039 - There's a family resemblance. - So I'm told! 346 00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:33,399 He's a typical know-all, who never listens. 347 00:17:33,558 --> 00:17:34,918 You could slap him. 348 00:17:35,079 --> 00:17:37,719 Forget work, honey, it'll do you good. 349 00:17:38,238 --> 00:17:40,518 Yes, yes, you're right. 350 00:17:40,678 --> 00:17:42,078 Good day, kids? 351 00:17:42,238 --> 00:17:45,278 No, Griezmann was injured playing for Barça. 352 00:17:45,437 --> 00:17:46,678 Doesn't he play for France? 353 00:17:46,838 --> 00:17:48,477 His club is Barcelona. 354 00:17:48,638 --> 00:17:49,517 It's not hard! 355 00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:52,557 Since we're all here, I have an announcement. 356 00:17:52,757 --> 00:17:53,718 Football's crap. 357 00:17:53,878 --> 00:17:55,838 You still like Mbappé on Instagram! 358 00:17:55,997 --> 00:17:59,158 I'm going to Mikonos, for ten days. 359 00:17:59,318 --> 00:18:01,437 He boasts about being called Dicaprio. 360 00:18:01,637 --> 00:18:03,677 They have shared cousins. 361 00:18:04,477 --> 00:18:06,237 In Sardinia. Or is it Sicily? 362 00:18:07,357 --> 00:18:09,957 Well, don't say I didn't tell you. 363 00:18:10,117 --> 00:18:12,237 Yes... it's Sicily. 364 00:18:12,436 --> 00:18:13,717 Is there any dessert? 365 00:18:14,596 --> 00:18:16,516 Mom? What's for dessert? 366 00:18:17,836 --> 00:18:22,156 So four people deny it but you insist that you told us! 367 00:18:22,356 --> 00:18:24,236 I just can't believe it! 368 00:18:25,436 --> 00:18:28,875 It's just for a few days. You went to Scotland a while back. 369 00:18:29,955 --> 00:18:31,155 Don't mix things up. 370 00:18:31,355 --> 00:18:34,515 Paul and I went salmon fishing but it was a seminar. 371 00:18:34,675 --> 00:18:35,955 Totally different. 372 00:18:37,835 --> 00:18:40,315 And you didn't even bring a kilt back. 373 00:18:40,475 --> 00:18:41,754 Pity. 374 00:18:42,594 --> 00:18:44,994 You could have worn it with nothing underneath. 375 00:18:45,194 --> 00:18:46,514 Don't, it isn't funny. 376 00:18:46,674 --> 00:18:49,914 There is no "nothing underneath". Where are you going? 377 00:18:50,074 --> 00:18:54,713 Mikonos... I always wanted to visit the Cyclades with Audrey. 378 00:18:54,874 --> 00:18:56,794 The Cyclades, yeah. 379 00:18:58,674 --> 00:18:59,674 No. 380 00:19:00,914 --> 00:19:03,154 - You're all tense. -Yes, I'm tense! 381 00:19:03,354 --> 00:19:04,873 You know I want the GM job. 382 00:19:05,074 --> 00:19:07,673 You ditch me just as Tom Cruise is moving in! 383 00:19:07,873 --> 00:19:08,914 It's not cool. 384 00:19:09,793 --> 00:19:11,913 It's just ten days, honey. 385 00:19:12,073 --> 00:19:14,153 Your promotion comes up in six months. 386 00:19:14,313 --> 00:19:16,553 How am I going to manage? 387 00:19:16,713 --> 00:19:19,872 You wanted to be in my shoes, so enjoy it. 388 00:19:20,073 --> 00:19:21,592 Free from 9 till 5. 389 00:19:24,912 --> 00:19:25,872 4.30. 390 00:19:33,392 --> 00:19:37,391 It's all here. Collect Maxime, drop him at judo with Camille. 391 00:19:37,592 --> 00:19:40,471 Then take Joseph for his DT-Polio booster 392 00:19:40,631 --> 00:19:43,071 before picking up Chloé and Anna. 393 00:19:43,270 --> 00:19:45,871 Maxime will be waiting for you at Léon's. 394 00:19:46,071 --> 00:19:49,150 Remember to take Anna to her grandma's, near the bookshop 395 00:19:49,351 --> 00:19:51,391 that stocks the manual Arthur needs. 396 00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:53,550 Evening meals are in the fridge. 397 00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:56,990 That was Monday, which is a quiet day. 398 00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:58,029 Now Tuesday... 399 00:19:59,630 --> 00:20:01,550 Antoine, what's wrong? 400 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:04,231 No, I'm fine, it's just... 401 00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:06,830 I'm just wondering what to tell the kids. 402 00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:08,390 They won't take it well. 403 00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:09,510 Seriously... 404 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:12,030 - Bye, my love. - Enjoy your trip! 405 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,149 Yes, ten days! 406 00:20:14,349 --> 00:20:16,989 Mom, can I have a party? 407 00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:18,469 Ask your dad. 408 00:20:18,669 --> 00:20:20,029 We're on. 409 00:20:20,229 --> 00:20:21,109 I said no! 410 00:20:21,309 --> 00:20:24,068 Saturday night? Relax, he'll say yes. 411 00:20:24,269 --> 00:20:25,789 I can hear you, I said no! 412 00:20:25,988 --> 00:20:29,268 Saturday's perfect. So... Yeah, great. 413 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,348 The Greeks are small, not like Nikos. 414 00:20:32,548 --> 00:20:33,428 Max? 415 00:20:35,508 --> 00:20:37,708 My love, my darling. 416 00:20:38,827 --> 00:20:39,828 You can't go, Mom. 417 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:42,707 Not ten days, ten minutes, or even ten seconds. 418 00:20:42,907 --> 00:20:43,987 Why not, honey? 419 00:20:44,188 --> 00:20:47,827 It's like a clock. With no pedals, it won't work. 420 00:20:47,987 --> 00:20:49,147 - Pedals? - Yes! 421 00:20:49,307 --> 00:20:50,507 The pendulum! 422 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,347 Can I have a drone anyway? 423 00:20:53,226 --> 00:20:54,066 Yes! 424 00:20:54,507 --> 00:20:56,466 This vacation will do you good. 425 00:20:57,186 --> 00:20:58,186 Mom's leaving! 426 00:20:59,106 --> 00:21:01,346 I'll add you to the moms' WhatsApp group. 427 00:21:01,546 --> 00:21:02,506 No need. 428 00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:04,587 - Plus the judo group... - No, no. 429 00:21:04,746 --> 00:21:06,467 I'll do the rest in the cab. 430 00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:09,106 - Bye, Mom. - Goodbye. 431 00:21:09,906 --> 00:21:11,106 Goodbye, Mom. 432 00:21:12,626 --> 00:21:13,506 Bye, Mom. 433 00:21:14,586 --> 00:21:15,466 Jojo! 434 00:21:19,865 --> 00:21:21,585 I'm going on a trip. 435 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:30,784 I love you. 436 00:21:30,945 --> 00:21:31,905 I love you too. 437 00:21:32,065 --> 00:21:33,544 Enjoy yourself. 438 00:21:36,184 --> 00:21:37,345 I love you. 439 00:21:40,904 --> 00:21:42,824 Help, moms, I need the poem they had to learn... 440 00:21:43,024 --> 00:21:45,423 - When is the maths test? - Thursday, last Geography class... 441 00:21:57,463 --> 00:21:58,423 Kiki! 442 00:22:01,022 --> 00:22:01,862 Oh no! 443 00:22:02,063 --> 00:22:02,982 Kiki! 444 00:22:05,622 --> 00:22:07,942 You're a big boy now, you can let me know! 445 00:22:08,143 --> 00:22:09,343 Damn! 446 00:22:09,543 --> 00:22:11,222 - You did that? - No, you did! 447 00:22:11,423 --> 00:22:13,502 - I didn't cut holes in your T-shirt! - He said you did! 448 00:22:13,703 --> 00:22:15,182 - It's you, then! - No! 449 00:22:15,342 --> 00:22:18,182 Then why is there no holes in his T-shirt? 450 00:22:18,342 --> 00:22:21,222 Bang-bang, come on! 451 00:22:21,622 --> 00:22:25,342 What's the matter now? You're dead! What are you going to do? 452 00:22:25,501 --> 00:22:26,982 Ooh, a machine gun! 453 00:22:27,142 --> 00:22:29,821 Dad, mind the zombies! 454 00:22:30,022 --> 00:22:31,981 - Maxime... - Boom, you're dead! 455 00:22:32,941 --> 00:22:34,661 Gimme a potion. 456 00:22:34,861 --> 00:22:36,741 - Tidy up afterwards. - Tidy up?! 457 00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:48,020 What are you doing? 458 00:22:51,899 --> 00:22:53,339 Go get dressed! 459 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,859 Get up, boys, we're late. 460 00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:59,139 Come on, get up. Get dressed, kids. 461 00:22:59,739 --> 00:23:02,419 Breakfast, a pee, and off we go. 462 00:23:03,819 --> 00:23:06,219 We leave in 40 minutes, starting now. Ouch! 463 00:23:14,219 --> 00:23:15,899 Quick, get dressed, I said. 464 00:23:21,778 --> 00:23:23,218 So where's breakfast? 465 00:23:23,378 --> 00:23:25,298 Chill, the coffee and toasts are on. 466 00:23:25,458 --> 00:23:26,418 Ah, great. 467 00:23:35,017 --> 00:23:37,098 Great! Just throw everything. 468 00:23:38,897 --> 00:23:40,657 Could you...? No. 469 00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:46,537 - What time does school start? - 8.45. 470 00:23:46,697 --> 00:23:49,416 Perfect... Fuck! 471 00:23:55,416 --> 00:23:58,015 - Was it on max? - Dunno, I just put bread in. 472 00:23:58,936 --> 00:23:59,776 Oh no! 473 00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:09,615 What did you do with the coffee? 474 00:24:10,135 --> 00:24:12,135 I put coffee and water in. 475 00:24:12,335 --> 00:24:13,734 Into the same vessel? 476 00:24:15,135 --> 00:24:16,576 Do you ever make breakfast? 477 00:24:17,215 --> 00:24:19,015 No, Mom usually does it. 478 00:24:19,735 --> 00:24:21,615 What's going on?! 479 00:24:21,815 --> 00:24:23,895 Come on, boys, get up! 480 00:24:31,294 --> 00:24:34,094 I don't get it, when Mom says get to it, you do. 481 00:24:34,254 --> 00:24:35,254 Your mom? 482 00:24:35,454 --> 00:24:39,094 Don't act smart, just get up. Come on! 483 00:24:39,254 --> 00:24:42,333 On with a T-shirt, off with the crocodile suit. 484 00:24:42,494 --> 00:24:45,053 It's a dinosaur, not a crocodile. 485 00:24:45,213 --> 00:24:48,013 Come on, hurry. There you go. 486 00:24:48,173 --> 00:24:49,253 Help me out here! 487 00:24:50,013 --> 00:24:52,852 You finish off. See you in the kitchen, we're late. 488 00:24:53,733 --> 00:24:54,693 Move it! 489 00:25:03,092 --> 00:25:05,652 From now on, it's a single menu. 490 00:25:06,291 --> 00:25:07,851 - That's breakfast. - But my eggs? 491 00:25:08,012 --> 00:25:10,332 - My Nutella? - My melba toast? 492 00:25:16,491 --> 00:25:17,611 What's that smell? 493 00:25:18,931 --> 00:25:21,571 "Gnagna"? Is that like Kiki, only bigger? 494 00:25:25,851 --> 00:25:27,371 That's one big Gnagna. 495 00:25:29,131 --> 00:25:31,891 - Quit yelling! - You're yelling too! 496 00:25:32,090 --> 00:25:34,130 Don't act smart, you took my Stan Smiths! 497 00:25:34,331 --> 00:25:36,131 Quit saying that! 498 00:25:37,010 --> 00:25:38,651 Come on, hurry up, kids! 499 00:25:38,850 --> 00:25:40,650 - Last one in the car is a loser! - Shut up! 500 00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:46,090 You're not funny, Arthur! 501 00:25:46,290 --> 00:25:47,530 Neither are you. Hello, Maria! 502 00:25:47,730 --> 00:25:50,329 - Have a good day, kids! - You too, Maria! 503 00:25:52,849 --> 00:25:54,849 - Hello, Mr Antoine! - Maria. 504 00:25:55,009 --> 00:25:56,849 Hi, are you better? Anyway... 505 00:25:57,049 --> 00:26:00,009 Say, Maria, could you come every day this week? 506 00:26:00,209 --> 00:26:02,608 Sure, you just need to tell the CESU. 507 00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:04,248 CESU? What's that? 508 00:26:04,449 --> 00:26:06,568 My employment services contract. 509 00:26:06,728 --> 00:26:08,848 Ah, that, OK. 510 00:26:09,648 --> 00:26:12,167 Don't worry, I do contracts all day. 511 00:26:12,328 --> 00:26:13,967 - So, every day? - Yes. 512 00:26:14,848 --> 00:26:17,207 No need to tell Isabelle. 513 00:26:17,727 --> 00:26:19,127 I'll tell her myself. 514 00:26:20,527 --> 00:26:22,527 - OK, Mr Antoine! - Can I get past? 515 00:26:23,807 --> 00:26:25,448 Have a nice day. 516 00:26:25,847 --> 00:26:27,647 Into the car, kids, quick! 517 00:26:32,087 --> 00:26:34,847 - New username. - What would you like me to call you? 518 00:26:35,047 --> 00:26:36,007 Big Pee-pee! 519 00:26:36,207 --> 00:26:38,407 Got it. Your new username is Big Pee-pee. 520 00:26:38,607 --> 00:26:40,407 I'll tell Dad you changed it. 521 00:26:40,606 --> 00:26:42,326 I'll tell Mom you broke her vase. 522 00:26:42,526 --> 00:26:43,447 You ripped her coat. 523 00:26:43,646 --> 00:26:45,406 You drew a moustache on the photo of Maria. 524 00:26:45,607 --> 00:26:47,766 - You flushed her necklace! - You microwaved the hamster. 525 00:26:47,966 --> 00:26:49,086 You peed in Gran's handbag. 526 00:26:49,286 --> 00:26:50,925 Maxime swam in the aquarium. 527 00:26:51,126 --> 00:26:52,806 What? You did? 528 00:26:53,006 --> 00:26:54,045 I did not! 529 00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:55,326 You're such a liar. 530 00:26:55,525 --> 00:26:56,565 Here's Dad. 531 00:26:57,205 --> 00:26:59,685 Has anyone seen my phone? 532 00:26:59,845 --> 00:27:01,405 - Here, Dad. - Thanks, son. 533 00:27:04,484 --> 00:27:05,605 Here, Chloé. 534 00:27:07,124 --> 00:27:08,444 Hey, careful! 535 00:27:08,645 --> 00:27:10,284 All fastened in? 536 00:27:24,763 --> 00:27:26,123 - Turn here. - Left or right? 537 00:27:26,323 --> 00:27:27,564 - Straight ahead. - Sure? 538 00:27:27,764 --> 00:27:28,684 Turn! 539 00:27:28,844 --> 00:27:29,964 - Where? - Right! 540 00:27:30,124 --> 00:27:31,564 No, it's straight on. 541 00:27:31,723 --> 00:27:34,123 - Maybe it was left. - I'll turn round. 542 00:27:35,083 --> 00:27:35,963 Asshole! 543 00:27:36,124 --> 00:27:38,563 I'm taking my kids to school. 544 00:27:38,723 --> 00:27:40,163 "Pins Way"! 545 00:27:41,683 --> 00:27:43,763 Pines Way, not Pins. 546 00:27:44,322 --> 00:27:46,962 I can't believe you don't know the way to school. 547 00:27:47,123 --> 00:27:48,483 Well, neither do you! 548 00:27:48,642 --> 00:27:50,322 You go every day. 549 00:27:50,482 --> 00:27:53,162 Mom takes us, we sleep on the way. 550 00:27:53,322 --> 00:27:55,762 - What's the school called? - Jean Honorat! 551 00:27:55,962 --> 00:27:57,362 OK, I knew that. 552 00:27:58,001 --> 00:27:59,842 I was just testing. 553 00:28:00,002 --> 00:28:02,321 Guide me to the Jean Honorat school. 554 00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:06,521 OK, Big Pee-pee, I'll take you to the Jean Honorat school. 555 00:28:07,961 --> 00:28:10,121 Did you do that? Well, fix it. 556 00:28:10,281 --> 00:28:12,721 Do a U-turn, Big Pee-pee. 557 00:28:12,921 --> 00:28:14,601 OK, I've understood! 558 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,360 Do a U-turn, Big Pee-pee. 559 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,360 All the bears go up the stairs 560 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:27,240 The elevator needs repairs 561 00:28:27,999 --> 00:28:30,640 Up... one step! 562 00:28:31,081 --> 00:28:33,000 Up... two steps! 563 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,240 The bears are all tired out! 564 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,919 Great, Dad has to go now. 565 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:43,279 All the bears go up the stairs! 566 00:28:43,479 --> 00:28:47,279 The elevator need repairs 567 00:28:49,199 --> 00:28:51,199 Up... one step! 568 00:28:51,638 --> 00:28:54,079 Up... two steps! 569 00:28:54,278 --> 00:28:56,478 Up... three steps! 570 00:28:56,639 --> 00:28:59,678 The bears are all tired out! 571 00:28:59,878 --> 00:29:02,958 Excuse me, are we nearly done? I have to go. 572 00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:04,638 Jojo, say goodbye to Dad? 573 00:29:05,317 --> 00:29:06,198 No. 574 00:29:06,358 --> 00:29:08,317 It's your child's decision. 575 00:29:08,677 --> 00:29:14,157 All the bears go up the stairs! 576 00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:19,557 The elevator need repairs 577 00:29:19,757 --> 00:29:22,317 Up... one step! 578 00:29:22,476 --> 00:29:24,957 Up... two steps! 579 00:29:25,156 --> 00:29:27,596 Up... three steps! 580 00:29:27,796 --> 00:29:30,276 Up... four steps! 581 00:29:30,476 --> 00:29:33,635 The bears are all tired out! 582 00:29:34,077 --> 00:29:36,196 Up... nineteen steps! 583 00:29:36,396 --> 00:29:38,836 Up... twenty steps! 584 00:29:39,036 --> 00:29:42,116 The bears made it all the way! 585 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:44,956 Right. 586 00:29:46,396 --> 00:29:48,675 Jojo, Daddy has to go to work now. 587 00:29:48,836 --> 00:29:49,676 No. 588 00:29:49,835 --> 00:29:52,076 No, like the lady said, it's finished. 589 00:29:52,235 --> 00:29:54,395 It's important that it comes from him. 590 00:29:54,595 --> 00:29:57,395 So what now? Shall we do some jigsaws? 591 00:29:57,555 --> 00:29:59,995 Did he really fight with a bear? 592 00:30:00,195 --> 00:30:02,194 That's so brave. Which movie was it? 593 00:30:02,395 --> 00:30:06,314 The Revenant. But he's used to fighting bears. 594 00:30:06,514 --> 00:30:07,434 What an actor! 595 00:30:07,634 --> 00:30:09,514 To me he's just a cousin. 596 00:30:10,514 --> 00:30:12,194 Here, let me get these. 597 00:30:12,714 --> 00:30:15,633 Mercier, where were you? We looked everywhere. 598 00:30:15,834 --> 00:30:18,033 I had a small problem. 599 00:30:18,234 --> 00:30:23,033 My wife is away for a few days. I had to drop the kids off. 600 00:30:23,233 --> 00:30:26,593 Louise and I have found an amazing nanny for the twins. 601 00:30:28,873 --> 00:30:31,272 A Filipina. She lives with us. 602 00:30:31,433 --> 00:30:34,432 It's like she isn't there. Such a discreet people. 603 00:30:35,072 --> 00:30:36,432 And good value too. 604 00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:43,752 You didn't put enough in. Hope it takes notes! 605 00:30:43,952 --> 00:30:45,353 Wait, stand back... 606 00:30:53,272 --> 00:30:54,352 There you go. 607 00:30:56,191 --> 00:30:57,991 No, it doesn't take notes 608 00:30:58,151 --> 00:30:59,951 but it takes a kicking. 609 00:31:12,990 --> 00:31:14,630 Sure you're alright, Mercier? 610 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:17,150 - You need a vacation. - No, I'm fine. 611 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:20,350 Dicaprio is right, your wife's away, stay with the kids. 612 00:31:20,510 --> 00:31:21,989 I can handle it, sir. 613 00:31:22,150 --> 00:31:24,710 It's quiet right now, get some rest. 614 00:31:24,869 --> 00:31:26,309 It'll pep you up. 615 00:31:26,469 --> 00:31:29,709 We need Antoine on top form! Right, Mr Chassagne? 616 00:31:30,749 --> 00:31:31,869 Absolutely. 617 00:31:32,029 --> 00:31:33,268 There. 618 00:31:33,829 --> 00:31:36,469 Take a few days, it'll do you good. 619 00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:37,948 I insist. 620 00:31:42,029 --> 00:31:44,069 Wasn't he in Legends of the Fall? 621 00:31:44,269 --> 00:31:45,909 No, that was Brad Pitt. 622 00:31:46,108 --> 00:31:46,948 He's good too. 623 00:31:47,149 --> 00:31:49,388 - But not as good. - True. 624 00:31:52,429 --> 00:31:54,668 All the bears go up the stairs... 625 00:31:57,228 --> 00:31:59,067 Any idea for the teacher's birthday gift? 626 00:31:59,268 --> 00:32:00,627 How about a dick? 627 00:32:09,667 --> 00:32:10,547 Hello, Mr Antoine! 628 00:32:14,546 --> 00:32:17,027 - Elise, such good ideas... - Anything else? 629 00:32:35,425 --> 00:32:38,985 - Did you take her home from hospital? - Yes, like I told you. 630 00:32:40,785 --> 00:32:42,864 Did you cut off her long or short leg? 631 00:32:43,065 --> 00:32:45,865 Neither leg was cut off, she's fine now. 632 00:32:46,025 --> 00:32:47,905 Maybe they're the same length now! 633 00:32:48,105 --> 00:32:48,945 Exactly! 634 00:32:49,865 --> 00:32:51,145 Are you OK, boys? 635 00:32:52,745 --> 00:32:54,665 - What was that? - He wants to draw. 636 00:32:55,505 --> 00:32:57,744 No "Kiki" or "Gnagna", then. Wait. 637 00:32:58,744 --> 00:33:00,344 You're going to draw. 638 00:33:00,544 --> 00:33:02,864 Do it here, on the paper, 639 00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:05,264 not on the table or the wall. 640 00:33:06,263 --> 00:33:08,663 Dad, don't forget about me. 641 00:33:08,824 --> 00:33:10,143 What? Oh yes. 642 00:33:10,343 --> 00:33:13,424 Ask me for anything: the moon, maybe not a scooter. 643 00:33:13,583 --> 00:33:17,343 Anything but the family record book. Not now. 644 00:33:17,863 --> 00:33:18,943 Ask your mother. 645 00:33:19,102 --> 00:33:21,223 - What time was I born? - In the night. 646 00:33:21,382 --> 00:33:23,462 But I need the exact time! 647 00:33:23,623 --> 00:33:24,542 What for? 648 00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:27,302 My astrology study with my history teacher. 649 00:33:27,462 --> 00:33:30,222 - Who is he, Paco Rabanne? - Dad! 650 00:33:30,382 --> 00:33:32,102 9.22. There. 651 00:33:32,301 --> 00:33:35,502 You were born at exactly 9.22pm. 652 00:33:36,421 --> 00:33:38,181 You're making it up. 653 00:33:40,501 --> 00:33:42,021 Maxime! Shit. 654 00:33:45,781 --> 00:33:46,621 Maxime! 655 00:33:46,781 --> 00:33:49,861 Maxime, please. 656 00:33:50,742 --> 00:33:52,782 - Max, open up. - What do you want? 657 00:33:52,941 --> 00:33:54,501 - Your brother. - Maxime isn't here. 658 00:33:54,661 --> 00:33:56,381 You're not usually home till 7. 659 00:33:56,541 --> 00:33:57,941 Why are you naked? 660 00:33:58,141 --> 00:34:00,380 I'm not. I'm revising biology. 661 00:34:00,581 --> 00:34:02,700 Biology? Are your teachers all crazy? 662 00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:04,860 Maxime! 663 00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:06,860 Maxime! 664 00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:11,340 Maxime! 665 00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:18,100 No, what's that? 666 00:34:18,299 --> 00:34:20,179 Are you crazy? It's insecticide! 667 00:34:20,380 --> 00:34:22,379 - We're playing! - Not with that... 668 00:34:23,179 --> 00:34:24,899 Go play with something else! 669 00:34:30,658 --> 00:34:32,139 Fuck, that stings. 670 00:34:39,818 --> 00:34:41,057 That wasn't us! 671 00:34:42,418 --> 00:34:45,338 I don't get it. It says right here: dance. 672 00:34:46,778 --> 00:34:49,897 You collect Joseph, then Maxime and Thomas from football, 673 00:34:50,097 --> 00:34:52,017 then take Chloé to dance class. 674 00:34:52,217 --> 00:34:55,378 Plus you came home at 7, not 6. Next time, warn me. 675 00:34:55,577 --> 00:34:57,098 Plus I love dance class! 676 00:34:57,257 --> 00:34:58,298 Why didn't you say? 677 00:34:58,457 --> 00:35:00,098 I didn't know it was Tuesday! 678 00:35:00,697 --> 00:35:02,297 I've missed my appraisal. 679 00:35:02,977 --> 00:35:04,857 - What do you want, Thomas? - I'm not Thomas! 680 00:35:05,017 --> 00:35:06,537 Not Thomas? 681 00:35:06,697 --> 00:35:08,137 No, Dad, he's Léon. 682 00:35:08,296 --> 00:35:10,096 Thomas is fat with red hair. 683 00:35:10,936 --> 00:35:11,936 Oh shit. 684 00:35:24,175 --> 00:35:26,455 It's not really red hair. But he's big. 685 00:35:38,174 --> 00:35:39,455 Alright, Thomas? 686 00:35:39,854 --> 00:35:40,734 Yeah. 687 00:35:40,894 --> 00:35:42,414 What's your address again? 688 00:35:42,574 --> 00:35:43,814 227 Pines Way. 689 00:35:43,974 --> 00:35:45,934 You mean Pins Way? 690 00:35:46,453 --> 00:35:48,493 No, it's pronounced "pines". 691 00:35:48,654 --> 00:35:49,933 OK. 692 00:35:51,533 --> 00:35:54,453 Take me to 227 Pines Way. 693 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:59,094 Antoine Lousy Pants, calculating the route to Spines Way. 694 00:37:24,089 --> 00:37:25,088 Dad? 695 00:37:32,168 --> 00:37:33,048 Dad. 696 00:37:35,248 --> 00:37:37,127 Go to bed, you're tired. 697 00:37:37,288 --> 00:37:38,887 Same applies to you. 698 00:37:39,047 --> 00:37:40,648 Yes, but I'm tidying up. 699 00:37:41,447 --> 00:37:42,367 Sure you are. 700 00:37:45,407 --> 00:37:46,487 No school?! 701 00:37:46,647 --> 00:37:48,167 It's Inset Day. 702 00:37:48,327 --> 00:37:49,607 So you're on strike? 703 00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:50,886 We're not on strike! 704 00:37:51,087 --> 00:37:54,526 We work with other professionals to develop our pedagogy. 705 00:37:54,726 --> 00:37:56,606 The poster has been up for weeks. 706 00:37:58,646 --> 00:38:02,405 Who has time to read that on their way to work? 707 00:38:02,566 --> 00:38:04,527 - Calm down, sir. - No, I will not! 708 00:38:04,686 --> 00:38:07,646 What with all the homework, notes to sign, 709 00:38:07,806 --> 00:38:10,166 absent teachers, amended timetables... 710 00:38:10,366 --> 00:38:12,006 Now it's Inset Day? 711 00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:14,846 Madam, we're not here for your benefit! 712 00:38:15,046 --> 00:38:17,565 No arguments, take my children! 713 00:38:17,726 --> 00:38:18,885 There! 714 00:38:19,046 --> 00:38:21,245 Right, I've heard enough. 715 00:38:25,365 --> 00:38:26,605 Please, ma'am. 716 00:38:29,605 --> 00:38:32,005 Forgive me, I got carried away. 717 00:38:33,004 --> 00:38:36,244 I'm sure you do a wonderful job but... 718 00:38:37,204 --> 00:38:38,724 My wife is away... 719 00:38:39,324 --> 00:38:41,564 and I'm a little overworked. 720 00:38:41,763 --> 00:38:45,444 I'd like to go to the movies, or watch TV. 721 00:38:46,003 --> 00:38:48,483 They're lovely, they won't bother you. 722 00:38:49,603 --> 00:38:50,683 Ma'am... 723 00:38:50,843 --> 00:38:51,803 Please... 724 00:38:54,043 --> 00:38:55,123 Kids. 725 00:38:56,803 --> 00:38:58,962 - Overworked? - A little. 726 00:38:59,123 --> 00:39:01,842 No one asked you to have four kids. Not me. 727 00:39:02,042 --> 00:39:03,802 I wanted to teach kids, 728 00:39:04,002 --> 00:39:06,202 instead I have to deal with nutjobs! 729 00:39:06,361 --> 00:39:09,923 Care to see a photo of me when I started out? 730 00:39:10,082 --> 00:39:12,683 Fresh, smart, killer looks, 56 kilos... 731 00:39:12,842 --> 00:39:14,162 I barely needed makeup. 732 00:39:14,322 --> 00:39:17,762 Sorry you're "a little overworked" because Madam is away. 733 00:39:17,962 --> 00:39:20,641 I really couldn't care less. Have a nice day! 734 00:39:29,121 --> 00:39:30,241 Ah, good. 735 00:39:32,961 --> 00:39:35,241 Hello, sir, hello, Joseph. 736 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,681 Thank God you're here. 737 00:39:37,161 --> 00:39:39,960 For pity's sake, take him for a few hours. 738 00:39:40,161 --> 00:39:42,520 I'll pay anything, just take him. 739 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,400 Sure we'll take him. 740 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,799 Why would we turn Jojo away? 741 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,319 It isn't Inset Day? 742 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,919 No, that's next week. 743 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,719 All the bears are not on strike today... 744 00:39:55,879 --> 00:39:57,159 All the bears... 745 00:40:02,038 --> 00:40:03,319 Alright, kids? 746 00:40:03,519 --> 00:40:05,278 Yes, we're fine, Dad. 747 00:40:05,798 --> 00:40:07,198 Well, that's good. 748 00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:10,438 It's not so hard, you just need to get organized. 749 00:40:19,279 --> 00:40:20,638 What are you doing?! 750 00:40:20,798 --> 00:40:22,318 Chloé said I could. 751 00:40:22,478 --> 00:40:24,638 - What is this, Mikonos? - It's cool! 752 00:40:26,798 --> 00:40:28,478 How are you, my loves? 753 00:40:28,638 --> 00:40:29,517 Hi, Mom! 754 00:40:29,718 --> 00:40:30,717 Is everything OK? 755 00:40:30,918 --> 00:40:32,157 Guess what Maxime did. 756 00:40:32,358 --> 00:40:34,077 Everything's fine, honey. 757 00:40:34,237 --> 00:40:35,077 Good. 758 00:40:35,237 --> 00:40:37,197 Jojo had his booster? 759 00:40:37,357 --> 00:40:40,196 - His...? - For DT-Polio. He wasn't sick? 760 00:40:40,357 --> 00:40:44,556 He was fine! Tell us what you've been up to, honey. 761 00:40:44,717 --> 00:40:46,076 Are you enjoying it? 762 00:40:46,236 --> 00:40:49,756 Great! I miss you all, I had to see you before going to sea. 763 00:40:51,276 --> 00:40:52,436 For how long? 764 00:40:52,636 --> 00:40:54,796 Three days! To visit a few islands. 765 00:40:54,955 --> 00:40:57,115 It's amazing but I'll be off network. 766 00:40:57,276 --> 00:40:59,035 Hey, how are you, kids? 767 00:40:59,195 --> 00:41:00,275 Hi, Auntie! 768 00:41:00,475 --> 00:41:03,155 Call Chloé so I can say hello. 769 00:41:03,315 --> 00:41:06,395 Chloé, hurry, your mom's about to sail round the world! 770 00:41:06,555 --> 00:41:07,515 I can't! 771 00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:10,035 Tell me about your dance appraisal. 772 00:41:10,194 --> 00:41:11,034 But I can't! 773 00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:13,114 Skip it if you're in a hurry. 774 00:41:13,275 --> 00:41:15,875 We'd better go, Nikos is waiting on the boat. 775 00:41:16,035 --> 00:41:19,315 I'll be off. Take care, I love you all, see you soon. 776 00:41:19,475 --> 00:41:20,874 Me too, Jojo! 777 00:41:21,035 --> 00:41:22,955 I love you lots and lots! 778 00:41:23,634 --> 00:41:25,314 - Bye, Mom! - Bye, Mom. 779 00:41:25,794 --> 00:41:26,994 Who's Nikos? 780 00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:31,034 "I'm going sailing with Nikos"! 781 00:41:45,993 --> 00:41:48,433 - Yes, Paul. - Wait till you hear. 782 00:41:48,592 --> 00:41:50,553 Chassagne is announcing his successor. 783 00:41:50,713 --> 00:41:53,833 What?! That's not for another six months! 784 00:41:54,032 --> 00:41:55,992 - It's the Wolf of Wall Street! - Who? 785 00:41:56,152 --> 00:41:59,192 Dicaprio. That's what we call him at the warehouse. 786 00:41:59,952 --> 00:42:02,672 - Don't worry, Antoine. - I don't believe it. 787 00:42:02,871 --> 00:42:05,751 He's won the first set but you can equalize. 788 00:42:05,911 --> 00:42:07,152 - I have to go. - Dad! 789 00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:08,671 Dad! 790 00:42:15,710 --> 00:42:16,550 What? 791 00:42:16,711 --> 00:42:17,831 I need to talk to Mom. 792 00:42:18,030 --> 00:42:19,431 - Why? - I just do! 793 00:42:19,591 --> 00:42:21,151 Sorry, she's out at sea. 794 00:42:21,312 --> 00:42:23,591 So, what do you want? 795 00:42:30,551 --> 00:42:32,310 Chloé, it's Daddy. 796 00:42:43,270 --> 00:42:45,349 Mom's away but you can talk to me. 797 00:42:45,509 --> 00:42:47,350 No, I can't, forget it. 798 00:42:52,389 --> 00:42:53,309 Why not? 799 00:42:53,508 --> 00:42:54,669 I just can't. 800 00:42:56,229 --> 00:42:58,588 Come on, tell Daddy. 801 00:42:58,749 --> 00:42:59,908 What's wrong? 802 00:43:00,948 --> 00:43:02,628 You really want to know? 803 00:43:02,828 --> 00:43:04,868 Of course I do. Come on. 804 00:43:06,988 --> 00:43:08,387 I stained my pants. 805 00:43:08,867 --> 00:43:09,908 Oh, shit! 806 00:43:10,427 --> 00:43:14,108 I just put a wash on. I said to give me your laundry! 807 00:43:14,588 --> 00:43:16,627 You don't understand anything. 808 00:43:28,547 --> 00:43:29,627 Chloé! 809 00:43:30,627 --> 00:43:31,507 Chloé! 810 00:43:32,427 --> 00:43:35,107 Chloé, wait, wait... 811 00:43:36,147 --> 00:43:38,986 It's wonderful! Fantastic, great! 812 00:43:39,146 --> 00:43:41,107 I'm so pleased. It's life! 813 00:43:41,306 --> 00:43:42,946 Dad, I can't breathe! 814 00:43:43,626 --> 00:43:46,626 I'm sorry. I'll help you, OK? 815 00:43:46,785 --> 00:43:48,585 Daddy will find a solution. 816 00:43:48,746 --> 00:43:50,745 I won't let you down. 817 00:43:56,225 --> 00:43:58,425 How to handle daughter's first period? 818 00:43:58,625 --> 00:44:00,464 What did you just say? Dad! 819 00:44:01,664 --> 00:44:02,545 Nothing. 820 00:44:02,705 --> 00:44:05,384 No result for how to handle daughter's first period, 821 00:44:05,585 --> 00:44:07,304 Mr Dick-Stinks-of-Camembert. 822 00:44:07,865 --> 00:44:11,064 What? You asked Siri about my period?! 823 00:44:11,224 --> 00:44:13,384 No, it's you lot, messing with it. 824 00:44:13,544 --> 00:44:14,664 You have a period? 825 00:44:14,824 --> 00:44:17,383 Ha-ha, Chloé has a period! 826 00:44:17,544 --> 00:44:19,343 - What's that? - Don't change the subject. 827 00:44:19,504 --> 00:44:21,223 There's water everywhere. 828 00:44:21,424 --> 00:44:23,583 Wow, the flash killed all the zombies! 829 00:44:30,424 --> 00:44:31,463 I can't take it. 830 00:44:35,543 --> 00:44:37,103 Where are you going? Dad? 831 00:44:39,983 --> 00:44:41,423 I resign. 832 00:44:42,983 --> 00:44:46,222 Resign from what? A dad can't just resign. 833 00:44:46,422 --> 00:44:49,662 OK, but let me take a breather. 834 00:44:51,542 --> 00:44:54,542 Go back inside, I'll see to everything. 835 00:44:54,742 --> 00:44:56,981 I just need some fresh air for 5 minutes. 836 00:45:00,021 --> 00:45:02,661 Hey, when did you start smoking again? 837 00:45:05,341 --> 00:45:08,500 I don't want you to look like the people on cigarette packs. 838 00:45:10,701 --> 00:45:12,500 And you pick it up! 839 00:45:12,700 --> 00:45:15,140 - Dad, we're locked out. - I don't care. 840 00:45:15,301 --> 00:45:16,580 Dad, where's Jojo? 841 00:45:17,620 --> 00:45:18,780 Oh fuck. 842 00:45:18,980 --> 00:45:20,499 - Jojo! - Shit! 843 00:45:21,420 --> 00:45:22,700 Jojo's in the water! 844 00:45:22,860 --> 00:45:23,820 Jojo! 845 00:45:30,380 --> 00:45:32,180 Don't stay in the water! 846 00:45:32,340 --> 00:45:34,059 Stand aside! 847 00:45:34,620 --> 00:45:37,380 Stop it, it'll go in your sister's eyes! 848 00:45:37,539 --> 00:45:39,099 Is he totally stupid?! 849 00:45:39,259 --> 00:45:41,739 We're not going to break the windows. 850 00:45:41,899 --> 00:45:43,059 Jojo! 851 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:45,899 - Jojo, get on the table! - Jojo! 852 00:45:48,578 --> 00:45:51,059 - I'll climb up there. - That's a bad idea! 853 00:45:51,218 --> 00:45:52,298 No, Dad, don't! 854 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:53,618 Call Spiderman! 855 00:45:55,818 --> 00:45:57,538 - Go, Dad! - Be careful! 856 00:45:58,938 --> 00:46:01,458 Come down, or I'll call Mom! 857 00:46:02,178 --> 00:46:03,538 Really, I will! 858 00:46:03,697 --> 00:46:05,057 I'm fine. 859 00:46:05,218 --> 00:46:06,097 Go for it! 860 00:46:06,257 --> 00:46:07,417 Come down! 861 00:46:07,978 --> 00:46:09,697 - Stop it. - He's going to fall! 862 00:46:09,897 --> 00:46:10,737 Hello! 863 00:46:11,617 --> 00:46:13,337 I'm Julia, Maria's replacement. 864 00:46:13,497 --> 00:46:15,017 Hi, Julia. 865 00:46:15,177 --> 00:46:17,457 We're locked out, my brother's inside. 866 00:46:17,616 --> 00:46:18,897 Oh, I've got a key. 867 00:46:19,056 --> 00:46:21,256 Dad, come down, she's got a key! 868 00:46:25,016 --> 00:46:26,136 Titi-Papa! 869 00:46:41,656 --> 00:46:43,456 Darling... darling... 870 00:46:43,655 --> 00:46:44,696 No, I'm Paul. 871 00:46:44,855 --> 00:46:46,215 What happened? 872 00:46:46,376 --> 00:46:49,495 Was that really a good time to climb the house? 873 00:46:51,415 --> 00:46:52,295 My pants. 874 00:46:52,455 --> 00:46:53,854 Where are my pants? 875 00:46:54,055 --> 00:46:56,175 They took them off to do tests. 876 00:46:56,895 --> 00:47:00,334 I was embarrassed, the nurse took your blood pressure 877 00:47:00,535 --> 00:47:02,095 and your ball popped out. 878 00:47:03,414 --> 00:47:05,414 They've seen it all before, I know. 879 00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:10,254 Where are my kids? 880 00:47:10,653 --> 00:47:11,733 With the girl. 881 00:47:12,174 --> 00:47:13,053 What girl? 882 00:47:14,334 --> 00:47:15,933 The one you've hired. 883 00:47:17,493 --> 00:47:19,533 - I need to go home. - Sure. 884 00:47:19,733 --> 00:47:20,813 Right now. 885 00:47:21,773 --> 00:47:24,053 When the match is over, OK? 886 00:47:30,452 --> 00:47:31,292 Thanks. 887 00:48:05,170 --> 00:48:06,130 Dad! 888 00:48:16,330 --> 00:48:18,089 - You're OK? - Fine, fine. 889 00:48:23,889 --> 00:48:25,249 Hi. 890 00:48:25,449 --> 00:48:29,128 You saw me the other day, from above. I'm Julia. 891 00:48:29,329 --> 00:48:32,288 Maria's neighbor's cousin's daughter. She's great! 892 00:48:32,888 --> 00:48:35,168 - She plays video games. - She cleaned the house. 893 00:48:35,368 --> 00:48:37,488 - And did my homework! - And called the electrician. 894 00:48:37,688 --> 00:48:39,448 - And mowed the lawn. - She plays guitar! 895 00:48:39,608 --> 00:48:41,449 She can come every day. 896 00:48:42,369 --> 00:48:43,849 You have a lovely family. 897 00:48:44,529 --> 00:48:45,448 Thanks. 898 00:48:47,368 --> 00:48:50,248 - I think he means... - You want to poop? 899 00:48:51,008 --> 00:48:52,968 Let's find the potty. 900 00:48:59,568 --> 00:49:01,167 I was scared, Dad. 901 00:49:03,927 --> 00:49:06,527 I love you, children, I really do. 902 00:49:39,045 --> 00:49:40,444 She's great, Dad. 903 00:49:41,844 --> 00:49:43,324 She's even picked flowers. 904 00:49:45,525 --> 00:49:46,565 My big girl. 905 00:49:53,124 --> 00:49:54,405 Mr Mercier! 906 00:49:54,604 --> 00:49:57,644 Jojo's playing in his room, I've made pasta, 907 00:49:57,844 --> 00:50:00,844 and I've talked to Chloé about her concerns. 908 00:50:01,043 --> 00:50:03,443 It's all fine, don't worry. 909 00:50:03,644 --> 00:50:05,684 - Well, thanks, Julia. - Thank you. 910 00:50:05,883 --> 00:50:08,643 I'll be off, it's late. I need to revise. 911 00:50:09,363 --> 00:50:11,563 - What are you studying? - Medicine. 912 00:50:11,763 --> 00:50:13,763 Actually, that was last year. 913 00:50:14,523 --> 00:50:16,123 I'm training to be a midwife. 914 00:50:16,683 --> 00:50:19,682 - You're drawn to the health sector. - Not at all. 915 00:50:19,843 --> 00:50:22,363 I wanted to be a journalist but I hate writing. 916 00:50:22,522 --> 00:50:25,722 I did English but was advised to try economics. 917 00:50:25,882 --> 00:50:28,401 I met my boyfriend, who was doing medicine, 918 00:50:28,562 --> 00:50:30,681 so now I'm training to be... 919 00:50:34,641 --> 00:50:35,601 a midwife. 920 00:50:36,402 --> 00:50:38,041 It's mad, I keep forgetting! 921 00:50:38,201 --> 00:50:40,881 Is your boyfriend a mid-husband? 922 00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:42,440 I don't know, we split up. 923 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:49,041 Well, you certainly seem experienced, you're great with the kids. 924 00:50:49,201 --> 00:50:51,841 Plus the house is spotless. Bravo, Julia. 925 00:50:52,041 --> 00:50:54,320 Thanks, I have some experience, 926 00:50:54,481 --> 00:50:57,161 I used to clean a hardware warehouse. 927 00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:58,241 Which one? 928 00:50:58,400 --> 00:50:59,640 - Briconautes. - Great! 929 00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,000 But I left. They were assholes. 930 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:04,760 - Forgive my language. - OK. 931 00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,960 Well, anyway... thanks. 932 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,840 No, it's just that I was fired actually. 933 00:51:12,439 --> 00:51:15,119 You know why? I stole three nuts. 934 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,359 I say "stole". I was going to pay for them. 935 00:51:18,519 --> 00:51:20,759 But it was 5am, no one was there. 936 00:51:20,919 --> 00:51:22,518 The boss wouldn't listen. 937 00:51:22,679 --> 00:51:26,158 He fired me on the spot, made me pay for 1000 nuts! 938 00:51:26,679 --> 00:51:28,798 For three nuts, just think! 939 00:51:28,998 --> 00:51:31,718 - They were barely worth 20 cents! - 2.30 euros. 940 00:51:32,278 --> 00:51:33,318 Excuse me? 941 00:51:33,478 --> 00:51:34,518 I said it's crazy! 942 00:51:34,678 --> 00:51:37,997 It's crazy, I don't understand it. 943 00:51:38,158 --> 00:51:39,957 Some people are pathetic. 944 00:51:41,237 --> 00:51:45,397 So it's good to end up working for people like you. 945 00:51:45,597 --> 00:51:48,117 You're a lawyer, right? 946 00:51:48,277 --> 00:51:51,316 I'm being nosey. But I noticed law books everywhere. 947 00:51:52,117 --> 00:51:54,477 Yes, precisely, I'm a lawyer. 948 00:51:54,638 --> 00:51:56,357 I'd love to be a criminal lawyer. 949 00:51:56,557 --> 00:51:58,277 Maybe it isn't too late. 950 00:51:58,437 --> 00:52:00,197 - Maybe I'll ask your advice. - No. 951 00:52:00,397 --> 00:52:03,717 I'm in business law... as a legal... 952 00:52:03,916 --> 00:52:07,396 A lawyer. Kind of the legal side of business law. 953 00:52:07,916 --> 00:52:09,916 Well, thank you, Mr Mercier. 954 00:52:11,276 --> 00:52:12,956 Bye! See you tomorrow. 955 00:52:13,156 --> 00:52:15,195 - See you tomorrow. - Bye. 956 00:52:26,715 --> 00:52:28,675 Dinnertime, kids! 957 00:52:28,874 --> 00:52:30,434 Coming, Dad! 958 00:52:31,634 --> 00:52:33,234 Did it go well with Julia? 959 00:52:33,395 --> 00:52:34,874 - Awesome! - She's great. 960 00:52:35,034 --> 00:52:38,114 - Can she live with us? - No, Julia has her own home. 961 00:52:39,794 --> 00:52:42,313 Anyway, Julia is busy with her studies. 962 00:52:44,274 --> 00:52:45,793 She said she can't come back. 963 00:52:45,953 --> 00:52:48,953 - No, she said she could come every day. - And sleep here! 964 00:52:49,114 --> 00:52:51,273 I said I'd help her with her pharmacy studies. 965 00:52:51,433 --> 00:52:54,193 She said she was a pharmacist? 966 00:52:55,353 --> 00:52:57,354 Honestly, Dad, she's great. 967 00:52:58,194 --> 00:53:00,634 No, sorry... I don't know... 968 00:53:00,833 --> 00:53:03,393 She's strange. Unstable even. 969 00:53:03,593 --> 00:53:05,113 Pharmacy, midwifery, 970 00:53:05,273 --> 00:53:08,873 law, economics, journalism... 971 00:53:09,033 --> 00:53:11,273 She doesn't know what she wants to do. 972 00:53:11,873 --> 00:53:14,712 Something about her bothers me. Doesn't it you? 973 00:53:14,913 --> 00:53:15,792 No way. 974 00:53:15,952 --> 00:53:17,672 I could eat her pasta every day. 975 00:53:17,872 --> 00:53:18,712 Me too. 976 00:53:18,872 --> 00:53:20,232 I want her to sleep here. 977 00:53:22,031 --> 00:53:23,912 I'm sorry, kids, but... 978 00:53:26,031 --> 00:53:27,431 I can't keep her. 979 00:53:31,551 --> 00:53:32,951 I'm afraid for you. 980 00:53:34,351 --> 00:53:36,871 She's never looked after children. Ever. 981 00:53:37,030 --> 00:53:39,910 So you don't want her or can't she come? 982 00:53:41,110 --> 00:53:42,230 I warn you, Dad, 983 00:53:42,391 --> 00:53:45,830 if you fire her, it'll be worse than before. 984 00:53:45,990 --> 00:53:47,070 Before she came. 985 00:53:47,230 --> 00:53:48,350 Worse! 986 00:53:55,389 --> 00:53:57,909 No, wait, I was just saying... 987 00:53:58,869 --> 00:54:00,750 but if you're happy... 988 00:54:02,229 --> 00:54:03,230 she can stay. 989 00:54:03,390 --> 00:54:04,470 - Fab! - Thanks, Dad. 990 00:54:04,629 --> 00:54:05,989 Can she sleep here? 991 00:54:17,348 --> 00:54:19,668 Stop it, Maxime, you're unbearable! 992 00:54:19,868 --> 00:54:20,748 Maxime! 993 00:54:20,948 --> 00:54:21,948 Stop that. 994 00:54:22,548 --> 00:54:24,708 Maxime, give me my phone! 995 00:54:26,028 --> 00:54:26,948 Shit! 996 00:54:27,108 --> 00:54:28,108 - OK, Dad? - Fine. 997 00:54:28,308 --> 00:54:29,188 I always get blamed. 998 00:54:29,388 --> 00:54:30,508 Wait! 999 00:54:30,667 --> 00:54:33,028 Mr Mercier, you forgot Jojo's bag! 1000 00:54:40,027 --> 00:54:42,867 - Dad, what are you doing? - Nothing, it's fine. 1001 00:54:48,426 --> 00:54:49,786 - Here. - Thanks. 1002 00:54:49,986 --> 00:54:51,066 Have a nice day. 1003 00:54:54,426 --> 00:54:55,586 What? 1004 00:54:57,106 --> 00:54:59,745 If she learns it was me who fired her, I'm screwed. 1005 00:54:59,945 --> 00:55:01,185 Fire her again. 1006 00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:02,985 The kids adore her. 1007 00:55:03,466 --> 00:55:05,946 Plus she's full-time at home now. 1008 00:55:06,146 --> 00:55:08,026 I'm fucked. 1009 00:55:09,106 --> 00:55:11,026 - So tell her the truth. - Yeah? 1010 00:55:11,666 --> 00:55:15,305 Admit I dropped my pants for Dicaprio to impress Chassagne? 1011 00:55:17,865 --> 00:55:20,025 - I'll never get that job. - You will. 1012 00:55:20,225 --> 00:55:21,105 No. 1013 00:55:21,305 --> 00:55:23,145 It's all in the mind. 1014 00:55:23,344 --> 00:55:25,624 It isn't over till the match point is won. 1015 00:55:25,825 --> 00:55:27,784 Remember Chang vs Lendl? 1016 00:55:27,985 --> 00:55:30,224 It takes balls to serve underarm. 1017 00:55:31,624 --> 00:55:33,264 What are you on about? 1018 00:55:33,904 --> 00:55:37,544 My career is at stake, and you compare me to Chang. 1019 00:55:38,583 --> 00:55:41,184 18 years, climbing the ladder, rung by rung. 1020 00:55:41,343 --> 00:55:42,703 I've given everything. 1021 00:55:42,903 --> 00:55:45,983 Then I'm overtaken by Dicaprio who's been here 18 months. 1022 00:55:46,183 --> 00:55:47,943 He's a sprinter, you have endurance. 1023 00:55:48,103 --> 00:55:51,302 Enough! Sporting analogies mean nothing to me. 1024 00:55:51,463 --> 00:55:52,943 Why are you here anyway? 1025 00:55:53,142 --> 00:55:55,782 To score points. Where's Chassagne? 1026 00:55:55,982 --> 00:55:57,542 I haven't seen him. 1027 00:55:57,702 --> 00:55:59,742 Forget it, the die is cast. 1028 00:56:01,062 --> 00:56:04,222 If I were you I'd go home and enjoy my family. 1029 00:56:04,381 --> 00:56:05,382 Mr Mercier! 1030 00:56:06,222 --> 00:56:07,823 You think I enjoy my family? 1031 00:56:08,222 --> 00:56:13,262 The nanny takes care of everything. Relax, watch some DVDs, read books. 1032 00:56:13,462 --> 00:56:14,462 You're on vacation. 1033 00:56:14,662 --> 00:56:16,822 I wish I were in your shoes! 1034 00:56:17,581 --> 00:56:19,062 Anyway, a vacation is... 1035 00:56:19,861 --> 00:56:21,262 Mr Director! 1036 00:56:22,462 --> 00:56:23,662 How's Mrs Chassagne? 1037 00:56:23,821 --> 00:56:26,301 She's in hospital, she's had a stroke. 1038 00:56:26,461 --> 00:56:28,021 I'm going there now. 1039 00:56:29,861 --> 00:56:31,101 Did you know? 1040 00:56:31,301 --> 00:56:34,101 Yes, that's why he's taking early retirement. 1041 00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:35,781 I forgot to tell you. 1042 00:56:35,980 --> 00:56:37,420 Right, I'll leave you. 1043 00:56:38,820 --> 00:56:40,500 Ah, I was looking for you. 1044 00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:43,220 Could you reply to my email on the Intranet? 1045 00:56:43,420 --> 00:56:45,820 Yes, I'll set a reminder right away. 1046 00:56:47,459 --> 00:56:50,420 Remember to reply to the email from Didier Richard. 1047 00:56:50,619 --> 00:56:51,699 Richaud. 1048 00:56:51,899 --> 00:56:53,459 Richaud... on the Intranet. 1049 00:56:53,659 --> 00:56:56,779 Got it, Mr Pissface Asshead. 1050 00:56:56,979 --> 00:56:57,859 There. 1051 00:56:59,938 --> 00:57:01,939 Hospital! Why wasn't I told? 1052 00:57:02,138 --> 00:57:04,498 Am I meant to guess that she's sick? 1053 00:57:05,938 --> 00:57:08,618 Dicaprio will cash in again. 1054 00:57:12,418 --> 00:57:13,538 Oh no! 1055 00:58:05,775 --> 00:58:07,335 OK, Mr Mercier? 1056 00:58:08,254 --> 00:58:09,814 How are you, Christine? 1057 00:58:10,014 --> 00:58:12,654 Just cleaning up, I didn't see you. 1058 00:58:12,814 --> 00:58:16,815 - How's the break with the kids going? - Fantastic, I'm in heaven. 1059 00:58:17,015 --> 00:58:18,975 Great! I'll see them this weekend. 1060 00:58:19,175 --> 00:58:21,214 - This weekend? - At the convention. 1061 00:58:21,375 --> 00:58:24,774 Oh no, I won't bring them, it would be a shambles. 1062 00:58:24,974 --> 00:58:27,734 Pity, this year we've planned entertainments 1063 00:58:27,894 --> 00:58:29,494 for the family and kids. 1064 00:58:29,654 --> 00:58:31,894 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 1065 00:58:32,054 --> 00:58:33,854 Not at the exhibition center? 1066 00:58:34,013 --> 00:58:35,813 No, because... 1067 00:58:36,413 --> 00:58:38,733 Dicaprio thought it was too conventional. 1068 00:58:38,933 --> 00:58:40,293 But it's a convention. 1069 00:58:40,453 --> 00:58:44,572 True, but he wanted something more... American. 1070 00:58:44,773 --> 00:58:48,932 He persuaded Mr Chassagne to hold it beside a beautiful lake. 1071 00:58:49,093 --> 00:58:52,012 American... Well, I'll be there, with the kids! 1072 00:58:52,212 --> 00:58:53,052 Good. 1073 00:58:53,452 --> 00:58:55,212 See you this weekend, then. 1074 00:59:05,171 --> 00:59:06,211 No way! 1075 00:59:06,411 --> 00:59:09,650 But you'll be here all alone while we're having fun. 1076 00:59:09,811 --> 00:59:11,690 I said no too, Dad. 1077 00:59:11,891 --> 00:59:15,210 Maxime is a good boy. He said yes and he's right. 1078 00:59:15,410 --> 00:59:17,651 When do I get my new games console? 1079 00:59:18,371 --> 00:59:20,411 Plus you owe me a drone! 1080 00:59:21,411 --> 00:59:23,570 Chloé, what do you want? 1081 00:59:23,771 --> 00:59:25,531 I don't know, what do you think? 1082 00:59:25,691 --> 00:59:27,810 What is it I like to do? 1083 00:59:28,691 --> 00:59:29,771 Just as I thought. 1084 00:59:33,210 --> 00:59:35,490 Arthur, ask me for whatever you want. 1085 00:59:35,650 --> 00:59:36,850 A party! 1086 00:59:37,009 --> 00:59:38,050 No. 1087 00:59:38,770 --> 00:59:40,489 Is a day with Dad such a chore? 1088 00:59:40,690 --> 00:59:42,449 Yes, because you'll be at work! 1089 00:59:42,649 --> 00:59:45,609 - Can't we have fun too? - No, you're obsessed with work. 1090 00:59:45,809 --> 00:59:49,209 I've spent six days completely devoted to you! 1091 00:59:49,809 --> 00:59:50,808 No way! 1092 00:59:51,969 --> 00:59:55,209 Yeah, go chew your nails, Venus de Milo! 1093 00:59:58,208 --> 00:59:59,088 Sorry. 1094 01:00:05,728 --> 01:00:08,567 - Take the mask off. - No, I love it. 1095 01:00:08,727 --> 01:00:11,407 - Have a nice day, kids. - You too, Julia! 1096 01:00:21,607 --> 01:00:23,927 OK, Dad, we'll come to your party. 1097 01:00:24,687 --> 01:00:26,727 But don't spoil things with work. 1098 01:00:27,527 --> 01:00:28,367 OK? 1099 01:00:28,527 --> 01:00:30,807 Yes, I'll be with you all the time. 1100 01:00:30,967 --> 01:00:31,966 All the time! 1101 01:00:32,487 --> 01:00:34,006 Thanks, kids. 1102 01:00:34,166 --> 01:00:35,486 You can thank Julia. 1103 01:00:36,526 --> 01:00:37,926 JEAN HONORAT MIDDLE SCHOOL 1104 01:00:42,966 --> 01:00:46,965 I just pointed out how important it must be to you. 1105 01:00:48,045 --> 01:00:50,085 Sorry, did I say something wrong? 1106 01:00:50,286 --> 01:00:53,765 No, on the contrary, you did well. 1107 01:00:53,965 --> 01:00:57,245 I'm grateful, I owe you one. 1108 01:00:57,404 --> 01:01:00,005 - Not at all, it was nothing. - I insist. 1109 01:01:00,564 --> 01:01:03,924 If you need anything for your studies, for yourself, 1110 01:01:04,085 --> 01:01:05,444 just ask me. 1111 01:01:07,964 --> 01:01:08,804 Really? 1112 01:01:08,964 --> 01:01:11,683 Of course, it's important to me. 1113 01:01:14,123 --> 01:01:16,283 Well... there's this. 1114 01:01:16,883 --> 01:01:17,963 Here... 1115 01:01:18,483 --> 01:01:19,963 I have all the papers. 1116 01:01:20,403 --> 01:01:24,123 Letter of dismissal, pay slips... I've kept everything. 1117 01:01:27,203 --> 01:01:28,324 I want to sue Briconautes. 1118 01:01:29,243 --> 01:01:30,964 The contract is wrong, 1119 01:01:31,123 --> 01:01:33,803 it says I started on the first of the month. 1120 01:01:34,363 --> 01:01:35,603 Did Christine say that? 1121 01:01:35,763 --> 01:01:36,843 Who's Christine? 1122 01:01:39,162 --> 01:01:41,643 Christine! My partner at the firm. 1123 01:01:41,842 --> 01:01:43,443 Did she tell you that? 1124 01:01:43,642 --> 01:01:44,802 No, not at all. 1125 01:01:44,962 --> 01:01:47,402 I just figured you could help me. 1126 01:01:49,522 --> 01:01:52,121 I need a good lawyer to bring the bastards down. 1127 01:01:53,522 --> 01:01:54,881 You're too busy? 1128 01:01:55,082 --> 01:01:56,241 No... Yes! 1129 01:01:56,402 --> 01:02:01,841 I've got a lot on but it's more that you won't get much money. 1130 01:02:02,041 --> 01:02:05,641 You were only with the company for two weeks. 1131 01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:07,441 I'm not doing it for money. 1132 01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:10,441 - No? - No, I want to destroy them. 1133 01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:14,160 I want everyone against them: the media, union reps... 1134 01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,160 Everyone! I want to call a strike, 1135 01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:19,440 occupy the warehouse, introduce strong measures. 1136 01:02:19,599 --> 01:02:21,000 - I mean... - No! 1137 01:02:21,399 --> 01:02:24,399 I'll handle your case. Give me your papers, 1138 01:02:24,559 --> 01:02:26,639 I'll take care of everything. 1139 01:02:26,839 --> 01:02:29,960 We'll fleece them! 1140 01:02:30,999 --> 01:02:32,559 - Really? - Yes. 1141 01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:34,759 I knew you were a good guy. 1142 01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:36,679 Thank you, Mr Mercier. 1143 01:02:38,599 --> 01:02:40,679 Thank you, thank you! 1144 01:02:43,639 --> 01:02:44,639 Sorry. 1145 01:02:46,718 --> 01:02:47,678 Thank you. 1146 01:02:56,478 --> 01:02:58,998 You still haven't left? What are you doing?! 1147 01:02:59,838 --> 01:03:03,277 I couldn't get the kids up. Is Dicaprio already there? 1148 01:03:05,877 --> 01:03:08,477 A smell like rotten eggs. 1149 01:03:08,677 --> 01:03:11,997 The crew couldn't bear it! It doesn't show in Titanic. 1150 01:03:12,156 --> 01:03:14,196 And Kate Winslet is so sweet! 1151 01:03:14,397 --> 01:03:16,197 Sweet... but she stinks! 1152 01:03:18,237 --> 01:03:19,636 - Right, honey? - Stop it. 1153 01:03:19,836 --> 01:03:22,636 Roland says your cousin might drop by. 1154 01:03:22,796 --> 01:03:25,115 Movie stars live a different life to us. 1155 01:03:25,316 --> 01:03:27,395 L.A. one minute, Toronto the next... 1156 01:03:27,556 --> 01:03:28,755 Then Draguignan? 1157 01:03:28,916 --> 01:03:30,275 Why not? 1158 01:03:34,236 --> 01:03:35,196 Not bad! 1159 01:03:43,035 --> 01:03:44,435 Did you wash your hair? 1160 01:03:44,636 --> 01:03:45,715 Not since Mom left. 1161 01:03:45,915 --> 01:03:47,155 - Shower? - Same. 1162 01:03:47,355 --> 01:03:49,235 - Brush your teeth? - Two days ago. 1163 01:03:49,435 --> 01:03:50,715 Well, that's OK. 1164 01:03:51,195 --> 01:03:52,035 What's that? 1165 01:03:52,234 --> 01:03:53,314 Eau de Cologne. 1166 01:04:01,274 --> 01:04:02,914 No "Gnagna," not now. 1167 01:04:03,594 --> 01:04:05,274 This is going to be fun. 1168 01:04:11,073 --> 01:04:13,993 I don't understand what you're saying. 1169 01:04:16,273 --> 01:04:17,432 All fastened in. 1170 01:04:19,553 --> 01:04:20,552 Hi! 1171 01:04:21,192 --> 01:04:22,673 Hello, Stinky Booger. 1172 01:04:22,832 --> 01:04:26,712 No more messing with my phone. I'm fed up of it! 1173 01:04:26,872 --> 01:04:27,712 Honestly! 1174 01:04:27,912 --> 01:04:29,832 What brings you here on a Sunday? 1175 01:04:29,992 --> 01:04:32,832 I forgot to pick up my ID after you took photocopies. 1176 01:04:32,992 --> 01:04:35,711 Ah, it must be with my work papers. 1177 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:36,712 OK, thanks. 1178 01:04:39,072 --> 01:04:42,352 No, wait, Julia, I'll find it! 1179 01:04:42,512 --> 01:04:46,111 Chloé, take care of your brother. Arthur, change that username! 1180 01:04:46,912 --> 01:04:48,991 Get the bag with the sweaters. 1181 01:04:51,871 --> 01:04:54,111 Let me see, where did I put it? 1182 01:04:58,151 --> 01:04:59,751 Have you started the writ? 1183 01:04:59,909 --> 01:05:01,469 Not yet, no. 1184 01:05:03,670 --> 01:05:04,709 So what's that? 1185 01:05:05,429 --> 01:05:06,910 - What? - There. 1186 01:05:09,470 --> 01:05:12,268 I had a few ideas, so... 1187 01:05:12,430 --> 01:05:13,468 I wrote them down. 1188 01:05:14,709 --> 01:05:15,909 You're great, Mr Mercier. 1189 01:05:16,550 --> 01:05:20,029 I considered what you said about a return. 1190 01:05:23,068 --> 01:05:25,789 There you go! It's a good option. 1191 01:05:26,869 --> 01:05:28,587 No... no, I can't. 1192 01:05:28,748 --> 01:05:32,149 The thought of working for them again makes me ill. 1193 01:05:32,307 --> 01:05:34,988 - That pathetic rabbit... - Of course. 1194 01:05:37,308 --> 01:05:40,346 Here it is. Trust me, we'll screw them. 1195 01:05:40,869 --> 01:05:42,188 You work there? 1196 01:05:43,148 --> 01:05:44,149 Where? 1197 01:05:51,188 --> 01:05:53,388 HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR 1198 01:05:57,626 --> 01:05:58,987 HR manager. 1199 01:06:00,667 --> 01:06:02,107 You're taking the piss! 1200 01:06:02,906 --> 01:06:05,627 Please, the children might hear you. 1201 01:06:05,827 --> 01:06:07,585 Why offer to be my lawyer? 1202 01:06:07,747 --> 01:06:10,105 I didn't offer, you asked me! 1203 01:06:10,266 --> 01:06:12,186 But you said yes, instead of... 1204 01:06:12,826 --> 01:06:14,425 It was you who fired me! 1205 01:06:15,706 --> 01:06:19,026 Sorry, you hit it off so well with the kids... 1206 01:06:19,186 --> 01:06:20,664 I was snowed under. 1207 01:06:21,946 --> 01:06:23,184 I was ashamed. 1208 01:06:24,024 --> 01:06:26,745 I can't believe it... I just can't! 1209 01:06:26,945 --> 01:06:28,945 What a shit! 1210 01:06:29,105 --> 01:06:30,225 It wasn't your fault. 1211 01:06:30,385 --> 01:06:32,184 No, I mean you. 1212 01:06:32,385 --> 01:06:33,945 What an asshole! 1213 01:06:34,104 --> 01:06:35,584 Hey, that's enough! 1214 01:06:36,744 --> 01:06:38,265 This is my home. 1215 01:06:38,464 --> 01:06:41,544 Yes, I fired you, for three wing nuts. 1216 01:06:41,704 --> 01:06:44,745 Go ahead, blame me, mock the poor rabbit, 1217 01:06:44,904 --> 01:06:48,465 but next time make sure there's no camera watching you steal! 1218 01:06:48,624 --> 01:06:50,865 Those nuts weren't worth 30 cents! 1219 01:06:51,024 --> 01:06:54,864 2.30 euros. Where I come from, you don't steal, whatever the value. 1220 01:06:57,664 --> 01:06:58,624 You're right. 1221 01:07:02,144 --> 01:07:03,303 It's my own fault. 1222 01:07:07,583 --> 01:07:08,663 There. 1223 01:07:08,823 --> 01:07:11,302 As you say, we're from different worlds. 1224 01:07:12,543 --> 01:07:14,383 In mine, we know our children. 1225 01:07:15,422 --> 01:07:17,863 We can deal with our daughter's periods. 1226 01:07:18,062 --> 01:07:20,862 We understand what our two-year-old is saying. 1227 01:07:21,742 --> 01:07:24,261 We don't buy off a little boy with a drone. 1228 01:07:25,622 --> 01:07:28,662 We show an interest in our eldest son's love life. 1229 01:07:38,420 --> 01:07:40,100 Here. Your wing nuts. 1230 01:07:40,541 --> 01:07:42,461 No need to fire me a second time. 1231 01:07:44,741 --> 01:07:45,860 I resign. 1232 01:08:03,660 --> 01:08:05,299 Did you find the bag? 1233 01:08:05,460 --> 01:08:07,020 I found something better. 1234 01:08:07,180 --> 01:08:08,860 - Go on. - Later, Dad's here. 1235 01:08:20,099 --> 01:08:22,338 Right, let's get moving. 1236 01:08:22,539 --> 01:08:25,138 Ready for a wild time? 1237 01:08:26,898 --> 01:08:29,138 Thank you all for attending 1238 01:08:29,338 --> 01:08:32,138 the Briconautes Stores event! 1239 01:08:34,658 --> 01:08:36,897 The one you've all been waiting for, 1240 01:08:37,097 --> 01:08:39,937 the one that brings you - us - together. 1241 01:08:40,097 --> 01:08:41,777 Family memories to share, 1242 01:08:41,937 --> 01:08:44,817 because at Briconautes, we love family! 1243 01:08:44,977 --> 01:08:48,656 With us today are Mr and Mrs Chassagne! 1244 01:08:48,817 --> 01:08:51,176 Give them a big hand! 1245 01:08:51,818 --> 01:08:53,817 Give it up for Roland Chassagne! 1246 01:08:54,457 --> 01:08:55,457 Bravo! 1247 01:08:57,856 --> 01:08:59,137 It is now time 1248 01:08:59,296 --> 01:09:00,976 to ask our mascot Brico-Bunny 1249 01:09:01,177 --> 01:09:04,417 to light the flame of this Brico-Olympiad! 1250 01:09:04,576 --> 01:09:06,016 All together now... 1251 01:09:06,896 --> 01:09:09,536 The bunny! The bunny! 1252 01:09:16,015 --> 01:09:18,456 Five, four, three, 1253 01:09:18,615 --> 01:09:20,055 two, one... 1254 01:09:22,415 --> 01:09:24,055 Let the Brico-Olympiad begin! 1255 01:09:25,655 --> 01:09:28,694 Dicaprio is a force of nature! 1256 01:09:29,255 --> 01:09:32,294 Mercier is being literally lifted off his feet! 1257 01:09:33,334 --> 01:09:35,574 First victory to Dicaprio! 1258 01:09:36,534 --> 01:09:39,853 Let's go to Antoine Mercier at the Brico-rodeo. 1259 01:09:41,413 --> 01:09:42,773 He's down already. 1260 01:09:43,333 --> 01:09:46,453 Dicaprio, though, is holding on. 1261 01:09:46,613 --> 01:09:48,093 He ends with a flourish! 1262 01:09:48,253 --> 01:09:49,773 GREEN TEAM - RED TEAM 1263 01:09:49,933 --> 01:09:52,853 An amazing start for Dicaprio! 1264 01:09:53,013 --> 01:09:56,614 Antoine Mercier is lagging behind... Easily beaten! 1265 01:09:57,893 --> 01:10:00,413 Next up is the Brico-bridge. 1266 01:10:11,212 --> 01:10:15,132 Off we go. Great start by Dicaprio, who's leading already. 1267 01:10:15,292 --> 01:10:17,891 Keep at it, all hands on deck! 1268 01:10:18,052 --> 01:10:19,012 Stop, you're panicking me! 1269 01:10:20,092 --> 01:10:21,932 - What are we waiting for? - The right moment. 1270 01:10:23,051 --> 01:10:25,811 Come on, let's give it up for the two teams! 1271 01:10:27,211 --> 01:10:28,651 Dicaprio in the lead, 1272 01:10:28,811 --> 01:10:30,691 Mercier is lagging behind. 1273 01:10:30,891 --> 01:10:32,770 And Dicaprio wins! 1274 01:10:32,931 --> 01:10:36,170 The very name is the stuff of dreams! 1275 01:10:36,370 --> 01:10:39,850 Let's give a big hand to the winner of this first set, 1276 01:10:40,010 --> 01:10:42,410 Mister Di... caprio! 1277 01:10:45,969 --> 01:10:48,369 Dad, we can win lots of points on that. 1278 01:10:52,129 --> 01:10:55,089 No, but it's perfect for you, Christine. 1279 01:10:55,249 --> 01:10:56,209 Come on, Dad! 1280 01:10:56,409 --> 01:10:57,369 Oh no. 1281 01:10:58,448 --> 01:11:00,290 Let's hear it for Dicaprio! 1282 01:11:00,450 --> 01:11:03,450 Antoine Mercier's team is struggling this year. 1283 01:11:04,009 --> 01:11:05,610 Here... no, you. 1284 01:11:10,049 --> 01:11:11,209 Shall we go? 1285 01:11:12,809 --> 01:11:15,689 Stay there, Jojo, don't move. 1286 01:11:15,848 --> 01:11:19,008 - Aim for the skittles. - Don't worry, we will... Ready? 1287 01:11:19,169 --> 01:11:20,568 When you're ready. 1288 01:11:20,728 --> 01:11:22,688 First, we just wanted to tell you... 1289 01:11:22,888 --> 01:11:24,008 We love you, Dad. 1290 01:11:24,168 --> 01:11:26,688 But you really need to change. 1291 01:11:28,567 --> 01:11:30,727 Yeah, great... Exactly. 1292 01:11:31,847 --> 01:11:32,687 Go! 1293 01:11:36,047 --> 01:11:38,327 - What are you doing? - Naninana! 1294 01:11:38,487 --> 01:11:40,527 - What did he say? - He wants Julia back. 1295 01:11:40,686 --> 01:11:43,446 We'll see. Now turn me round. 1296 01:11:43,606 --> 01:11:44,646 No, now! 1297 01:11:44,806 --> 01:11:46,047 What are you doing? 1298 01:11:46,206 --> 01:11:48,366 Put me the right way round! 1299 01:11:48,526 --> 01:11:50,566 Aim for the skittles! 1300 01:11:51,686 --> 01:11:53,686 Put me the right way round! 1301 01:12:06,005 --> 01:12:07,205 What have we done? 1302 01:12:07,406 --> 01:12:08,765 Why did we do that? 1303 01:12:10,925 --> 01:12:11,565 Help! 1304 01:12:29,484 --> 01:12:30,564 Sorry, ma'am! 1305 01:12:31,724 --> 01:12:33,324 Game, set and match. 1306 01:12:42,603 --> 01:12:44,563 Bunny... my bunny! 1307 01:12:50,363 --> 01:12:51,122 Shit! 1308 01:12:56,282 --> 01:12:58,642 Your tail's on fire! It's burning! 1309 01:12:59,641 --> 01:13:01,482 I'd better cancel my cousin. 1310 01:13:01,681 --> 01:13:04,961 What are you waiting for? Do something, for fuck's sake! 1311 01:13:24,881 --> 01:13:26,481 BRICONAUTES LOVES FAMILY 1312 01:13:44,999 --> 01:13:47,279 Maybe we shouldn't have done that. 1313 01:13:47,479 --> 01:13:48,399 Yeah. 1314 01:13:50,959 --> 01:13:52,798 Don't worry, I'll look after him. 1315 01:13:53,758 --> 01:13:55,318 Yell if you feel like it. 1316 01:13:56,359 --> 01:13:58,718 It'll be better for all concerned. 1317 01:13:58,879 --> 01:14:02,078 I'll keep them at home till Isabelle gets back. 1318 01:14:03,558 --> 01:14:05,838 I'll leave Jojo with you, though. 1319 01:14:05,997 --> 01:14:07,958 I never know what he's saying. 1320 01:14:41,156 --> 01:14:42,916 I don't understand you, son. 1321 01:14:47,676 --> 01:14:48,916 I don't understand. 1322 01:15:07,154 --> 01:15:09,074 I wish I could understand you. 1323 01:16:25,991 --> 01:16:27,430 HISTORY AND GEOGRAPHY 1324 01:16:32,310 --> 01:16:33,949 HR MANAGER OF THE YEAR 1325 01:16:42,109 --> 01:16:43,349 FAMILY RECORD 1326 01:16:54,108 --> 01:16:55,548 9.22pm. 1327 01:17:05,468 --> 01:17:06,747 Yes, Christine? 1328 01:17:07,627 --> 01:17:10,587 Chassagne has called a meeting, 11am tomorrow. 1329 01:17:10,747 --> 01:17:12,787 - He wants you there. - He wasted no time. 1330 01:17:12,987 --> 01:17:13,987 I'm sorry. 1331 01:17:14,146 --> 01:17:15,787 Is that OK? 1332 01:17:15,946 --> 01:17:18,706 Yes, don't worry. See you tomorrow. 1333 01:17:21,266 --> 01:17:23,467 - Mr Mercier, hi! - Hello. 1334 01:17:23,667 --> 01:17:26,827 Here, he's had his DT-polio booster, 1335 01:17:27,027 --> 01:17:29,866 he may have a fever for a few days. 1336 01:17:30,026 --> 01:17:31,946 Well, tomorrow is Inset Day, 1337 01:17:32,107 --> 01:17:33,307 Jojo will be with you. 1338 01:17:33,506 --> 01:17:34,306 Of course. 1339 01:17:37,666 --> 01:17:38,906 Bye-bye. 1340 01:17:39,105 --> 01:17:41,186 Good! You said goodbye to Daddy? 1341 01:17:41,865 --> 01:17:42,705 Bye-bye. 1342 01:17:44,145 --> 01:17:45,186 Bye-bye. 1343 01:17:48,625 --> 01:17:50,025 You have to go now. 1344 01:17:51,945 --> 01:17:52,784 Bye. 1345 01:18:11,944 --> 01:18:13,864 I just got fired. 1346 01:18:14,983 --> 01:18:16,343 Know a good lawyer? 1347 01:18:18,863 --> 01:18:19,782 Come in. 1348 01:18:23,742 --> 01:18:24,862 Why are you here? 1349 01:18:25,703 --> 01:18:28,663 If you're worried I'll sue you, you convinced me not to. 1350 01:18:29,703 --> 01:18:32,583 Also, I don't know a good lawyer. 1351 01:18:32,742 --> 01:18:34,023 There's my wife. 1352 01:18:34,182 --> 01:18:35,943 She'd work to sue you? 1353 01:18:36,102 --> 01:18:38,463 I'm worried she'd enjoy it. 1354 01:18:42,062 --> 01:18:43,942 You look after these kids too? 1355 01:18:44,142 --> 01:18:45,941 This one's like Dumbo! 1356 01:18:46,582 --> 01:18:49,342 That's Mathieu... He's my son. 1357 01:18:50,342 --> 01:18:51,341 I'm sorry. 1358 01:18:52,022 --> 01:18:53,181 Forgive me. 1359 01:18:53,381 --> 01:18:55,701 I don't mind when you speak the truth. 1360 01:18:57,301 --> 01:18:58,581 I love this photo. 1361 01:18:59,661 --> 01:19:00,781 Who's the dad? 1362 01:19:00,940 --> 01:19:01,981 The "mid-husband". 1363 01:19:02,140 --> 01:19:03,100 Of course. 1364 01:19:04,261 --> 01:19:06,740 The wing nuts were to repair his robot. 1365 01:19:30,540 --> 01:19:34,379 Right... I have to collect Mathieu from school. 1366 01:19:38,579 --> 01:19:40,459 You're a special person, Julia. 1367 01:19:41,858 --> 01:19:42,698 Thank you. 1368 01:19:44,058 --> 01:19:46,499 Thanks for everything you've done for us. 1369 01:19:54,738 --> 01:19:56,897 Gentlemen, it's a big day for me. 1370 01:19:57,097 --> 01:20:00,418 I suggest we make official Mr Dicaprio's appointment 1371 01:20:00,617 --> 01:20:03,857 to replace me as the new managing director. 1372 01:20:07,577 --> 01:20:09,696 Thanks for your faith in me, Mr Chassagne. 1373 01:20:09,857 --> 01:20:11,256 No, call me Roland. 1374 01:20:11,416 --> 01:20:13,017 Thank you, Roland. 1375 01:20:13,416 --> 01:20:14,656 As for you, Antoine, 1376 01:20:14,816 --> 01:20:17,496 in view of recent unfortunate events, 1377 01:20:17,696 --> 01:20:19,856 the committee has made a grave decision. 1378 01:20:20,015 --> 01:20:22,976 No one doubts your abilities and commitment 1379 01:20:23,135 --> 01:20:25,175 to the company these past 18 years, 1380 01:20:25,376 --> 01:20:27,416 but we believe it would be 1381 01:20:27,575 --> 01:20:30,855 inappropriate for you to remain in charge of HR. 1382 01:20:31,055 --> 01:20:35,135 Hence we have unanimously decided to offer you a new position. 1383 01:20:35,336 --> 01:20:36,215 Daddy? 1384 01:20:37,655 --> 01:20:38,495 What? 1385 01:20:38,655 --> 01:20:40,256 A new position, Mercier! 1386 01:20:40,415 --> 01:20:42,895 Shh, please, let him speak. 1387 01:20:43,095 --> 01:20:44,255 What was that, Jojo? 1388 01:20:44,455 --> 01:20:45,335 Daddy! 1389 01:20:45,495 --> 01:20:47,175 Hear that? He said Daddy. 1390 01:20:47,374 --> 01:20:48,814 Sounded like "Gnagna". 1391 01:20:50,774 --> 01:20:52,375 - Say "crayon". - Crayon! 1392 01:20:53,695 --> 01:20:55,454 - Say "paper". - Paper. 1393 01:20:57,294 --> 01:20:59,334 - Say telephone. - Telephone! 1394 01:20:59,493 --> 01:21:00,933 Antoine, are you listening? 1395 01:21:01,094 --> 01:21:03,414 Big Farty Booger, 1396 01:21:03,573 --> 01:21:05,214 what can I do for you? 1397 01:21:06,294 --> 01:21:08,453 Get out of here! Now! 1398 01:21:08,613 --> 01:21:10,613 Shall we go home, Daddy? 1399 01:21:10,773 --> 01:21:12,973 You're right, son. Let's go home. 1400 01:21:24,052 --> 01:21:26,652 What will you do now, Mr Mercier? 1401 01:21:26,851 --> 01:21:28,572 I don't know. Take time out. 1402 01:21:31,012 --> 01:21:32,891 Stop it, that's Christine's... 1403 01:21:37,212 --> 01:21:38,132 Christiane's. 1404 01:21:38,292 --> 01:21:40,252 Yes, people often get it wrong. 1405 01:21:40,771 --> 01:21:42,091 I didn't deserve you. 1406 01:21:43,132 --> 01:21:45,211 I doubt things will get better. 1407 01:21:45,371 --> 01:21:48,011 Goodbye, Christiane. 1408 01:21:48,171 --> 01:21:49,931 Goodbye... Antoine. 1409 01:21:50,091 --> 01:21:51,811 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1410 01:21:51,971 --> 01:21:52,811 Thank you. 1411 01:21:52,971 --> 01:21:54,131 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1412 01:21:54,291 --> 01:21:56,010 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1413 01:21:58,170 --> 01:21:59,850 Bye-bye, Christiane! 1414 01:22:01,090 --> 01:22:02,410 Goodbye, Mr Mercier. 1415 01:22:15,009 --> 01:22:18,769 I need a replacement car, luxury model, ASAP. 1416 01:22:19,529 --> 01:22:21,448 No, I don't know my police number. 1417 01:22:21,649 --> 01:22:23,968 Dicaprio, like the actor. 1418 01:22:24,649 --> 01:22:25,888 Thierry. 1419 01:22:26,048 --> 01:22:28,208 Sorry, is your first name Thierry? 1420 01:22:28,368 --> 01:22:29,528 Yes, why? 1421 01:22:29,728 --> 01:22:31,048 Thierry Dicaprio? 1422 01:22:32,368 --> 01:22:33,207 Bernard Pitt? 1423 01:22:33,368 --> 01:22:36,728 Shut up. Beat it, go sign on unemployed! 1424 01:22:36,927 --> 01:22:37,767 Not you. 1425 01:22:37,927 --> 01:22:39,768 I wasn't talking to you. 1426 01:22:39,967 --> 01:22:41,568 Is the man mad? 1427 01:22:41,768 --> 01:22:44,048 Yes, he is mad, he isn't very happy. 1428 01:22:44,208 --> 01:22:46,008 No, not an Espace either! 1429 01:22:46,167 --> 01:22:47,648 Daddy happy? 1430 01:22:47,808 --> 01:22:50,527 Yes, Daddy's very happy. Come on. 1431 01:22:51,487 --> 01:22:53,407 Come on, son, we're going home. 1432 01:22:53,607 --> 01:22:54,807 Not a Kangoo. 1433 01:22:55,567 --> 01:22:58,687 Or a Fiat Punto. A Punto isn't what I'm asking for! 1434 01:22:59,647 --> 01:23:00,767 40-15. 1435 01:23:11,806 --> 01:23:13,846 Out! Game to Miss Autexier. 1436 01:23:19,606 --> 01:23:22,685 Come on, Emma, you're mentally stronger. 1437 01:23:22,845 --> 01:23:24,045 Keep at it! 1438 01:23:25,165 --> 01:23:27,285 Go to the net, attack her backhand. 1439 01:23:32,284 --> 01:23:33,124 What? 1440 01:23:34,404 --> 01:23:35,324 Nothing. 1441 01:23:36,164 --> 01:23:37,684 You're teasing me. 1442 01:23:37,844 --> 01:23:39,204 No, on the contrary. 1443 01:23:39,884 --> 01:23:42,563 Just remember, you sent your dad bowling. 1444 01:23:43,324 --> 01:23:45,804 - Sorry, it was Chloé's idea. - It was not! 1445 01:23:48,164 --> 01:23:49,684 Miss Han Tran to serve. 1446 01:23:49,844 --> 01:23:53,924 Sorry, Dad, we wanted to make a point but it went too far. 1447 01:23:56,324 --> 01:23:57,443 Come here, you. 1448 01:23:57,644 --> 01:23:58,724 Sorry, Dad. 1449 01:23:59,204 --> 01:24:01,124 Yeah, we're sorry about Sunday. 1450 01:24:02,843 --> 01:24:05,923 Yeah... and I'm sorry for all the other days. 1451 01:24:07,522 --> 01:24:11,602 A lifetime working in human relations and I don't know my own kids. 1452 01:24:12,842 --> 01:24:14,923 The important things passed me by. 1453 01:24:15,082 --> 01:24:17,362 - Shh! - Can't you see we're making up?! 1454 01:24:17,522 --> 01:24:19,962 Skip the family therapy and watch the match! 1455 01:24:20,162 --> 01:24:21,801 Mom, you're never off the phone! 1456 01:24:21,962 --> 01:24:22,922 I'm outta here. 1457 01:24:23,121 --> 01:24:25,561 Is it so hard to be with your family? 1458 01:24:25,722 --> 01:24:26,682 Mine are the same! 1459 01:24:26,841 --> 01:24:28,081 Only we weren't ditched! 1460 01:24:28,242 --> 01:24:29,921 What was that, Stanislas? 1461 01:24:30,081 --> 01:24:31,961 - You've already had two! - I want three! 1462 01:24:32,161 --> 01:24:36,361 Please! The girls are playing for a place in the national team! 1463 01:24:36,521 --> 01:24:38,880 Anyone who isn't interested, 1464 01:24:39,041 --> 01:24:41,240 I'll ask you to go home! 1465 01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:48,401 What are you doing? It isn't over! 1466 01:24:48,601 --> 01:24:51,281 To hell with tennis, I want some fun too. 1467 01:24:51,440 --> 01:24:53,081 You've always loved tennis! 1468 01:24:53,240 --> 01:24:54,401 No, you have! 1469 01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:58,880 Grab a racket, do a few drop shots like John Borg, and leave me alone! 1470 01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:00,160 It's Björn Borg! 1471 01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:01,999 Come on, we're leaving too. 1472 01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:03,400 Quiet, please! 1473 01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:07,399 We have a lot to do before Mom gets back. 1474 01:25:07,600 --> 01:25:09,959 - Already? - It's gone by so quickly! 1475 01:25:10,159 --> 01:25:11,959 Dad, everyone's laughing at me. 1476 01:25:12,119 --> 01:25:13,599 It's the Superman mask. 1477 01:25:16,119 --> 01:25:16,998 Come on! 1478 01:25:43,677 --> 01:25:44,596 Hello! 1479 01:25:58,837 --> 01:26:00,196 Hi, everyone! 1480 01:26:09,156 --> 01:26:10,275 Anyone home? 1481 01:26:10,436 --> 01:26:12,435 Mom, what are you doing here? 1482 01:26:12,595 --> 01:26:13,795 I'm so glad! 1483 01:26:13,956 --> 01:26:15,075 Mom! 1484 01:26:15,235 --> 01:26:16,315 My loves! 1485 01:26:17,195 --> 01:26:18,755 Good to see you. 1486 01:26:18,955 --> 01:26:21,155 - Who have we got here? - My darling! 1487 01:26:21,635 --> 01:26:23,035 Oh, it's Mom! 1488 01:26:23,834 --> 01:26:25,835 My superhero, you've grown! 1489 01:26:26,034 --> 01:26:27,035 I love you, Mom! 1490 01:26:27,194 --> 01:26:29,034 And me? What about Dad? 1491 01:26:30,234 --> 01:26:31,754 It's good you're back. 1492 01:26:31,954 --> 01:26:33,554 You forgot I was home today? 1493 01:26:33,714 --> 01:26:37,993 No, I thought it was tomorrow, or we'd have tidied up. 1494 01:26:38,153 --> 01:26:41,393 - You're all tanned, you look lovely. - Thank you! 1495 01:26:41,554 --> 01:26:43,033 So it wasn't too tough? 1496 01:26:43,233 --> 01:26:45,633 Tough? No, we were fine, right? 1497 01:26:45,793 --> 01:26:47,352 - Great, Dad! - Perfect. 1498 01:26:47,513 --> 01:26:48,273 Wonderful! 1499 01:26:48,432 --> 01:26:49,313 Poop! 1500 01:26:50,073 --> 01:26:51,832 - Chloé! - Ah, it's my turn. 1501 01:26:51,993 --> 01:26:54,552 I'll help you and read a story. 1502 01:26:55,193 --> 01:26:56,753 I'll take your bag up, Mom. 1503 01:26:57,833 --> 01:26:59,793 And finish your homework. 1504 01:26:59,993 --> 01:27:02,553 - OK, Pa. - He always needs prompting. 1505 01:27:03,312 --> 01:27:04,792 Are you all on drugs?! 1506 01:27:04,953 --> 01:27:06,873 Why do you say that? 1507 01:27:07,392 --> 01:27:09,312 Everything seems so weird. 1508 01:27:10,912 --> 01:27:13,072 - You didn't have any problems? - No. 1509 01:27:13,952 --> 01:27:16,391 - You don't even look tired! - Stop it. 1510 01:27:16,552 --> 01:27:18,471 Sure, it's hard work. 1511 01:27:18,671 --> 01:27:21,471 Jojo was 38.7° after his vaccine. 1512 01:27:21,671 --> 01:27:22,751 But I managed. 1513 01:27:23,191 --> 01:27:25,391 It's manageable, as you well know. 1514 01:27:27,070 --> 01:27:27,951 OK. 1515 01:27:29,151 --> 01:27:30,430 And work was OK? 1516 01:27:30,591 --> 01:27:31,910 Shh, no, don't. 1517 01:27:32,110 --> 01:27:35,350 No talking about work, not at home. 1518 01:27:36,550 --> 01:27:41,070 OK... I think I slipped through a gap in the spatiotemporal continuum. 1519 01:27:43,149 --> 01:27:45,870 Everything's fine, we have a beautiful family. 1520 01:27:47,989 --> 01:27:49,709 Welcome to your home. 1521 01:28:05,349 --> 01:28:06,669 My loves. 1522 01:28:07,709 --> 01:28:09,469 I missed you so much. 1523 01:28:10,309 --> 01:28:12,749 How I've needed this! 1524 01:28:13,628 --> 01:28:16,828 You want the cape? With the mask. 1525 01:28:16,988 --> 01:28:18,908 Hey, my superhero. 1526 01:28:24,508 --> 01:28:26,827 OK, there's still work to be done. 1527 01:28:27,028 --> 01:28:29,547 Soon it'll be adolescence, conflicts, 1528 01:28:29,747 --> 01:28:32,027 collecting them from parties at 4am. 1529 01:28:32,227 --> 01:28:35,346 One falling in love, another heartbroken. 1530 01:28:36,426 --> 01:28:38,667 No one knows what tomorrow will bring. 1531 01:28:40,186 --> 01:28:41,266 Am I afraid? 1532 01:28:42,466 --> 01:28:43,866 Of course I am! 1533 01:28:44,066 --> 01:28:46,666 But I'd like to think for a fleeting moment 1534 01:28:46,866 --> 01:28:49,666 that I'll be up to it, that we'll be up to it. 1535 01:28:50,066 --> 01:28:53,705 Because we're a beautiful family and everything will be fine. 1536 01:28:54,105 --> 01:28:55,826 Who are you talking to, Dad? 1537 01:28:56,025 --> 01:28:58,425 Yes, how come you're talking to yourself? 1538 01:28:58,825 --> 01:29:00,825 It's nothing, don't worry. 1539 01:29:02,505 --> 01:29:04,665 I've been thinking while I was away. 1540 01:29:04,865 --> 01:29:06,585 I want to be a lawyer again. 1541 01:29:06,785 --> 01:29:08,105 Is it well paid? 1542 01:29:08,306 --> 01:29:09,185 Why do you ask? 1543 01:29:09,385 --> 01:29:11,905 - 'Cause Dad was fired. - What?! 1544 01:29:12,105 --> 01:29:14,104 And you microwaved the hamster. 1545 01:29:14,305 --> 01:29:15,784 He knocked Maria over too. 1546 01:29:15,985 --> 01:29:18,505 - They rolled me in a giant ball! - Chloé's idea! 1547 01:29:18,704 --> 01:29:22,184 - Maxime threw rocks at the house. - Because Jojo was drowning! 1548 01:29:22,384 --> 01:29:24,064 - Julia saved us, Dad fired her. - What? 1549 01:29:24,264 --> 01:29:27,024 Dad tried to sort Chloé's period out with his phone 1550 01:29:27,224 --> 01:29:28,784 but the washing machine flooded! 1551 01:29:30,504 --> 01:29:33,183 Oh dear, what kind of family are you? 1552 01:29:34,383 --> 01:29:35,383 Bye! 1553 01:29:36,743 --> 01:29:44,023 TEN DAYS WITHOUT MOM 106546

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