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The boys are here!

Coming!

We thought we could show this town it doesn't matter. But it's not a lantern

day.

The only thing that burned was our yesterdays.

From here, the only way to make you whole is to walk over me.

So won't you lower me down?

I'm happy to be the paving of your way.

You're easy crush of me as if you need to be reminded

That it's easy crushing me My loss of pride has left me

blinded. All right, next question.

I got this.

Okay, okay.

All right.

Who did John Smith marry?

Pocahontas. That's not fair. You watched too many cartoons with me. Oh, come on.

Okay, you want an harder one? Yeah, give me a harder one.

How many states and towns named Pleasantville?

Uh, two?

No, you're way off.

Really? Yeah.

52. 52? Who knows that?

I don't know.

It's a very generic name. All right, give me something else.

Okay, this one.

Who was the second president of the United States?

I gotta know this.

I hope you know this.

I do.

Thomas Jefferson.

I'm telling you, it's Thomas Jefferson.

Are you sure? Yes, 100%. Thomas Jefferson.

Wow. Wow. I was wrong?

Yeah, you're wrong. It's John Allen.

What is the furthest planet from the sun?

Pluto.

No!

What do you mean no? Pluto hasn't been a planet for like years.

Seriously? Who decided that?

It's always been a planet. All the scientists?

Okay, this thing is rigged, babe. Look, just put that thing away, okay? Let's

stop playing, obviously.

You're not good at it?

I'm good at it. It's just, you know, I'm not good at it today.

It's alright.

Just put it away. It's okay.

It's a little rustic, but there's a lake, hiking trails.

Oh, I'm excited.

It's even hot.

We're almost there.

Yeah, but could you just stop me?

Maybe just a little bit longer, you know?

I want to get there as soon as we can.

Are you sure you just don't want to pull over?

Hey, what is that?

God, what is that?

Hey, I bet you that's an ambulance, or someone might be hurt.

Hey, stay right here. I'm going to be right back, okay? No, no, no. No,

please. I'll be right back.

No, don't leave.

Eve, Eve.

No.

You can just stay right here. I'm going to be right back. No, don't leave. I'm

going to go see what's going on. Be right back.

Please?

Check this out.

Gross. I think they're cooking.

Babe, what if those are toxic?

No. Actually, I think they're incubating.

There's a light in the sky.

This is like the stuff you see online.

Like government testing.

Babe, there's a whole nest back there. We gotta check it out.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

I don't know what you're doing.

It's fine.

I already touched them earlier.

I think they're growing.

Multiplying.

I love you.

Thank you.

Ah!

Thank you.

Oh.

What the hell is going on here? Shh!

Shh! Shh!

Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!

Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!

Shh! Shh!

Shh! Shh!

Shh!

We just... We do what they tell us to do.

What do they tell you to do?

Thank you.

No, no, no.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

I can't hear a thing. I can't hear.

I can't hear.

I can't hear.

I can't hear.

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

I don't want to come back in there.

Thank you.

Yep. Oh,

fuck.

Holy cow.

It's gotta be some... some type of...

Prison camper.

Government experiment.

Terrorist attacker.

No, babe. I think we just have an allergic reaction to those eggs.

It's definitely a hallucination.

No.

They're not. They're not even human.

We think, uh... It's like an alien game show.

Or like a boxing match. Listen here, motherfucker. You better shut your mouth

before I knock you the fuck out. You gonna hit me?

Go right ahead.

Doesn't matter how many times you hit me.

They're gonna fucking kill the guys first anyway.

You guys.

Calm down.

Okay, we need each other to get out of this, alright? What do you mean alien

game show?

It's like the lights come on, the curtains go up, and there's a stadium

them. But we don't know how many.

We think they're taking bets.

They always get... When the guys finish first, well,

that's when they come down and away goes the guy.

Well, who are they?

We don't know. So wait, how many others have there been?

Eighteen, well, nineteen.

What do they look like?

The devil.

And you've never tried to trick them?

Give me

more,

yeah, give me more.

Oh, my

God.

I can't stand it.

Oh, boy.

Oh. Oh.

You like that? You like that?

Oh, yes.

Ah, yes.

Do it.

Do it, do it, do it.

Thank you.

This is good?

It's fucking good.

Thank you.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

We've got dirt all over you.

Come on, we've got to go. Get in the car.

Yeah, of course, of course.

You okay?

Oh, my God! What the fuck? What is that?

What is that?