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Gabby, didn't we need to talk to you
about how you should be with me, not
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I'm the one that loves you.
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I've always been there for you.
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I'll always be there for you.
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Oh, Drake, what has he ever done for
you?
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I mean, look at this.
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I wouldn't want this.
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That's why I think you should be with
me. Because I love you.
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He's just a prick.
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He probably didn't even get you a good
gift for your birthday, if you even
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We've got a bunch of them, so keep an
eye out for technology.
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Technology will come to start us.
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What the fuck?
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What the hell?
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I keep meaning to ask you guys, how are
you liking your new apartment?
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Oh, we love it. It's bigger than our
last.
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Great. So is the rent.
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I believe it.
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I'm so sorry I haven't had time to stop
by yet, but I promise you, I will come
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see it as soon as I can.
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Oh, thank you so much for inviting us to
your birthday dinner.
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Are you kidding me? You guys are my best
friend.
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What are you? We love you. You're so
beautiful.
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I need you, my love.
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Are seriously the best boyfriend I could
ever ask for.
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Thank you so much for putting this all
together for me.
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Anytime, baby.
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Hey, is something wrong?
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Uh, no, nothing.
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Oh, come on. You've been acting, like,
quiet and distant all night. I mean, is
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there something up? You can tell me.
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Uh, something.
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Something happened, and I... What?
Teddy!
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What happened?
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Hey, come on. I mean, we've been friends
since, what, like third grade?
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Just tell me what's going on. You're
worrying me.
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But... Baby?
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Would you marry me?
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Oh, my God.
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Yes.
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Yes, of course I'll marry you.
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Oh, my God. Are you serious right now?
This is amazing.
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Do you love it? Yeah, it's beautiful.
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Oh my god, I'm getting married.
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Daddy, look at this ring.
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What the
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fuck are you thinking?
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Look at that fucking douchebag.
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Fucking creepy smile.
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And you, you piece of shit, all you
fucking do is cheat on her. What the
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choose to fucking marry him of all
fucking people.
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What a fucking douche.
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You fucking cunts.
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Fucking celebrating that fucking
asshole?
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Where are you guys? I thought you guys
were my friends.
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So disappointing.
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Isn't this amazing?
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Baby, I'm so... Baby?
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Drake?
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Drake, are you okay?
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What is going on? Is this some kind of
prank?
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I don't think you can wake him up.
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I think maybe only I can.
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What do you mean only you can? What the
fuck is going on here?
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Look, I know it's crazy, but just watch.
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It stops time.
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This is a joke, right? You're joking.
This is not real.
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No, look around.
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Time stops everywhere, for everyone.
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Pat? Leslie?
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What the fuck?
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So you're saying the watch is doing
this, okay? How is this possible?
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I don't know. Maybe it's a top secret
military experiment?
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Maybe it's a scientific discovery.
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Okay, listen, Ted, this is dangerous,
okay?
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Whatever it is, just make it stop, okay?
Just put everything back.
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I can't. I have to do something first.
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What?
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I love you.
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What?
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I've always loved you.
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You don't want to be with him. You
deserve better.
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He's an asshole. He cheats on you all
the time.
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You belong with me.
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Ted, listen. I love you too, okay? I do,
of course I do. But
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we're friends, okay?
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No. We're friends. We've always been
friends.
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Gabby, I've thought time. You can
realize I belong with you.
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We have all the time in the world for
you to figure it out.
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Wait.
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I see that look in your eyes. Is this
some weird way to try to get me to fuck
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you or something?
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Look, do you really want to risk this?
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I'll smash it right now.
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Maybe time will stop. Maybe you don't go
forward.
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Who knows?
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Is that what you want to do?
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You're not the person I thought you
were.
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You disgusting... me. So that's a yes
then.
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Let's fucking get this over with then.
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We're going to do it right here in front
of them.
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Yeah. There you go.
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How could
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I ever love you after this?
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This would be a fine start for this.
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Don't forget to occasionally glance
over.
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Look at this.
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Still fucking smiling. What a fucking
douche.
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Fucking monster.
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Let's see those titties.
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I think I like it.
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Seeing you get this over with is better.
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What's wrong with it then?
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Fuck me already.
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Don't worry, you'll get it.
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So this is what he's been enjoying.
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Go on, fuck that. You know us better
than him.
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As small as their own gut.
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Look at that stupid face over there.
Just look at that.
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I'm sorry, Drake.
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Don't kid yourself. You're not sorry.
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You're enjoying it.
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Look at that stupid face.
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Fucking.
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I'm sorry, Drake.
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You're not sorry. You know you're having
a good time.
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Oh, he's going to make this worth it to
me.
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Fuck me, might as well fuck me good.
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You better enjoy this because it's only
going to happen once.
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We got all of the time in the room,
baby.
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Is this what you want?
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Yeah, it is.
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Don't make me slap you again.
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you're happy with yourself.
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Oh, yes.
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He's starting to enjoy it even more.
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Wow.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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even make me fuck you. I'll show you how
to fuck.
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Oh, yeah?
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No, this is more of a hoax.
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What?
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Ooh.
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Gives me a little tension.
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something will be better than him
already.
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You piece of shit.
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I'll put the time back.
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I don't think I'm going to. I had fun.
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