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Oh, come on.

Come on, put it right in front of you.

My teammates are so bad.

John.

This came in the mail. What are all of these charges?

You're racking up all these charges on my credit card. Can you give me a

I'm playing a game.

You're always playing a game. Can you pay attention?

Look at this.

What?

It's my dad's credit card.

He always lets me use it.

$250 on a video game, really?

Yeah, I needed the new game. And then what was it for?

For my mouse.

Maybe you should go and actually get laid and go play with some real boobies

instead of ordering them online.

What? Just leave me alone. Who cares?

You're not even my real mom. What do you mean?

Well, you know what?

Thank God for that.

This is ridiculous.

Oh my god, you're so weird. I'm calling your father.

Jeez.

Damn it.

Why does she always get mad at me for the stupidest things?

She wants me to go touch some real boobs.

I got laid.

You know what?

Yeah, I will go touch some real boobs.

of dollars on credit cards and playing video games all day long.

I mean, he bought a mouse with fake boobs, babe.

It's getting ridiculous. He needs to get laid.

Yeah, I do need to get laid.

Hold on. I'll call you back.

What are you doing?

What? You're just my stepmom and you said I needed to get laid, so... Not on

I always look at your titties. Oh, my God.

Okay, maybe you're confused.

What? You're not going to tell my fucking dad about this?

You're not going to fucking tell them anything, right?

Well,

first of all, let's work on that.

Okay. Fuck,

they do feel better than they did.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Okay. One, two, three. Oh. Okay.

Go over here.

Go over here. Go over here.

Put that in your mouth. Yeah?

Yeah.

Do something.

Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

Done.

Okay, definitely.

Okay.

I just want to put it in.

Do you think about that?

Uh huh.

Yeah.

Yeah, you like that?

I do like that. Uh -huh.

Oh!

Oh, fuck!

Oh!

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Look at me.

Who is it? Who the fuck is my little slut?

I'm your little slut.

Yeah,

you like this pussy?

You gonna keep racking up my credit cards?

Uh -uh.

No, you're not.

Uh -uh.

You gonna keep racking up my credit cards?

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

I'm sorry.

on that big fat load.

You gonna give it to me? Yeah?

Give it to me.

You want it? You want it?

You want it?

You want it? You want it? You want it?

You want it?

You want it?

You want it? You want

it?

You want it?

I'll be right back.

I got it.

Can you cover me?

Yeah.

Let me see you cover me.

Give me all of you.

Uh -huh. Yeah, I see a couple.

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