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Previously on Weeds.
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I'll lead in the
Godmobile. You follow.
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We gonna sleep
in that thing tonight?
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Tonight, and the rest
of our lives on the lam.
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Any idea where she might be?
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I want to see those
washers going 24/7.
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This family's gonna
make hash. Lots of it.
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Won't that be nice?
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I'm in charge of Avi.
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You guys are a
bad influence. What?
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You're not a bad influence
because you're a drug dealer.
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That's right.
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You're a bad influence
because you're a bad drug dealer.
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I've just reached my limit of deep
outlaw shit, so I'll see you later.
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I don't want to be here forever.
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Fine.
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You know, I got to say,
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I think the Holy Spirit was
actually moving through me.
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You don't listen. Do you
need someone to make you?
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You got laid.
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I want to stay here for a while.
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Piece of shit slut whore!
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Did you have a good night?
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Oh, shit. Yeah.
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Did you have a good time
fucking someone else's husband?
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Inside! Inside!
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So, what I'm saying...
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What we're saying, really, is...
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We'd go inside the
dispensary ourselves,
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but since you're the supplier...
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Cut out the middle man. Yes.
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Our operation,
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we go from state to state,
spreading our message,
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a sometimes gooey,
baked message of hope,
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to sick children...
All people in need.
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Glaucomic people,
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people in other states less
progressively minded than Colorado.
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We just want your trimmings, stuff
you'd be throwing away anyway.
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We pay extra.
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While we're spreading the word.
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So, you're drug dealers?
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Pretty much.
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Cool.
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Nebraska.
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Only state with a
unicameral legislature.
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The birthplace of Kool-Aid.
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Not something you
learned online. Come on!
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Six days! What did you see?
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I saw a nun driving
a pick-up truck.
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Okay, better. Keep observing.
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Let the road be your
school. Watch, listen.
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What's that smell?
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Stevie.
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Oh. Go change him.
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I always change him.
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No! I sometimes do, don't I?
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Do you even know what
size diaper he wears?
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I'll figure it out.
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What happened to your arm?
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I dropped my keys in the
porta-potty, tried to get them out.
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There was a raccoon in there.
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Punched him out.
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Shane? Yeah?
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Is there something you want
to tell me about Stevie's poo?
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You mean that green color?
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Yeah.
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I figured it was normal.
Why? Is something wrong?
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It's, like, radioactive
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with gross,
stringy things in it.
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Do you think he ate some hash?
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Did you feed him some hash?
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No! No.
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Silas and Shane, they pooped
weird colors, but not green.
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And not at this age.
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No, I want a pediatrician.
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Oh. Like legitimate,
on the grid?
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I know what you're gonna say.
"It's too risky" and "ride it out."
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I know all the reasons why.
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Insurance, the forms,
our shitty fake IDs.
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Yeah.
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Maybe I'm overreacting.
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Okay, you know what? Okay, you
look at it. You tell me. Go ahead.
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Okay. We need to see a doctor.
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Okay, sell as much as you
can. We need gas money.
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Silas, you're in charge.
Shane, listen to your brother.
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Doug, stay in your tent.
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Ten-four.
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Silas.
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Really. You're in charge. Okay?
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Phish. Dave Matthews.
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O.A.R.
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A Widespread Panic tribute
band called Run Squirrel Run.
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Might as well call it the
All-You-Can-Smoke Festival.
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Yeah, right?
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How the hell are we gonna
sell hash at a kids' concert?
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Actually, this might be okay.
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Mom, it's starting! We're
gonna miss the bubble machine!
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Just one second, honey.
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Give me that shit.
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Thanks. Enjoy the concert.
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$25.
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I thought you said $15.
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Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
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I'm confused.
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We're done here.
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Hey.
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Maybe I should sell and you
should sit over by that tree.
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Come on. He flaked.
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That's the third
sale you've balked.
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Have a seat. Guard the safe.
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What?
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You heard Mom. I'm in charge.
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'Cause you're older.
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Because I am more responsible
and have better interpersonal skills.
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You freak people out.
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We don't have to do
whatever Mom says, you know.
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Okay. How do you
propose we get gas money?
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I don't care. I want to drink
beer and eat stadium food.
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You're not my boss.
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You're right.
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I'm not. And I have
very little desire to be.
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So you know what? You lead.
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Really?
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Where to?
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Follow me.
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Should've gone for a
Semite, or at least an Asian.
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We're taking a big risk here.
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Never thought I'd find
myself back here again.
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At least they let you pay cash.
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Boring. What?
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"Patient's name: Avi." No.
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"Clovis Ludwig McKenzie-Newman."
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God, you used to be
more fun, you know that?
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Mischievous like a minx.
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My child is sick.
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"Mother's occupation."
There. You know you want to.
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Skydiver.
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Oh! Interesting.
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I was gonna say home wrecker,
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but skydiver's
way more positive.
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Probably safer.
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Father's occupation is scrappy
do-gooder, or hunky alpha male.
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Roving sex god.
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Dead. What, dead?
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That's easier. Dead.
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Easier than what?
Saying I'm alive?
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Who said anything about you?
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I'm the dad. We've
clearly established that.
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Sure. For now.
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Excuse me?
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For now. You're totally the dad.
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Daddy Andy. Not dead. See? Look.
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I'll write, "Randy Newman, dad."
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Diplomat.
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Cultural attache.
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So wait, are you...
Just so we're clear.
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Are you saying I'm here
on a temporary basis?
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That you're what,
planning some other
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imaginary future without me?
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You said be creative.
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Are you ready to bounce,
boogie, shake it and do the twist?
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Come on, let's get up and dance!
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Her name is Medusa.
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Uh, so we're gonna tell
Stevie what? That I'm his uncle?
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I don't know. We'll figure
it out when we get there.
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Mmm-hmm. And in this
yet to be determined "there,"
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do you picture me having
a wife/Danish lover, Femke?
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Living with us in one of those
polyamorous free-love situations?
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Or are we gonna do more of
a joint custody sort of thing?
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You take weekdays, I take the
Sabbath and all major U.S. holidays.
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It's all totally possible,
except for the polygamy thing.
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Polyamory. 'Cause I'm just...
I'm confused about the rules here.
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There aren't any rules.
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Mmm, but there are.
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'Cause clearly you're
allowed to fuck people.
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Married bartenders.
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But me, no, God forbid.
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You can whoever you want.
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Be my guest. away.
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Okay, I will. Working on it.
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Good.
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Yeah. See that nurse over there?
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Done.
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Femke. What?
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Danish lover.
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Yeah. 'Cause the women
in Denmark are Danish.
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And the men, too.
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And I'm gonna live
in Denmark someday,
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as long as I'm not in some
American jail for aiding and abetting.
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Since when do you
plan to live in Denmark?
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Since forever. That's my Moscow.
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My Shangri-la, my
Pittsburgh, my Candy Mountain.
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Have you never read any Russian
literature, you uneducated woman?
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Dance major.
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Shut up. I've read stuff.
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I figure five, 10
years tops, left,
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before I start my real life.
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Unless, I guess,
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I'm raising Stevie.
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Am I?
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Raising Stevie? I don't know.
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Oh.
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So...
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I told you we'll figure it out.
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When? When we need to.
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Uh-huh. You mean whenever
you've found husband number four
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and all of a sudden
I'm back out in the cold.
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I never...
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I'm not a substitute
teacher, Nance. I'm invested.
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I need to be a part
of this conversation.
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Andy...
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'Cause I'm already a
part of this kid's life...
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Grab Stevie. We can get to
the door in less than 10 seconds.
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Nathalie Newman.
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Nathalie Newman?
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Here.
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So you're a Zoobie Woobie.
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Oh. Understudy.
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Yeah, the lead singer's
taking a "personal week."
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Hepatitis.
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This opening band
sucks b-b-b-balls.
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Tell me about it, right?
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I mean, a song
about fruit salad?
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Eff that stuff sideways.
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Because "eat a papaya" does
not rhyme with "join the choir."
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Okay? It doesn't.
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Rhyme butchers.
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What do you guys sing about?
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Animals.
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Morality.
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Nice. Thanks.
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My grandpop used to
sing songs about this lamb
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who offed his dad and
shtupped his mom. Hmm.
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And in the end,
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the lamb throws himself from
an overpass to escape his sins.
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Kind of like my grandpop.
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Yeah, you see, that... That
is what I'm talking about.
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Huh? Oh!
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Tiny pretzel? Ooh.
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I like to lick the
salt off a pretzel.
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Then I put them back
in the bag... In the bag?
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And people eat them. They
don't know I licked the salt off.
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People are stupid.
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What the fuck, Andy?
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Uh, yeah. It's all good out
here. Jovial atmosphere.
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I've made three friends.
All bitten by the same spider.
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They're convinced they're
gonna turn into superheroes.
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I haven't had the heart
to tell them about sepsis.
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It was a small picture, right?
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And what kind of bullshit
station is that, anyway?
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Hey, do you like cartoons?
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Here.
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What? Nothing. It's fine.
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Everything's under control.
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How's, uh, giraffe doctor?
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Larson? We've
only seen the nurse.
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I hate doctors' offices.
This was stupid.
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This was a bad idea.
259
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,990
Okay, Clovis.
Let's see that tush.
260
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:19,497
I can sell you beer but you
can't drink it inside the stadium.
261
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:23,017
Silas, you want
peanuts? I'm buying.
262
00:13:23,086 --> 00:13:25,114
Sure. Peanuts, please.
263
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,270
That'll be $20 even.
264
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,939
Rip-off.
265
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:29,340
Just pay the guy.
266
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,443
Fuck.
267
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,555
What?
268
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:34,912
It's not here.
269
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,015
What's not here? The money.
270
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,011
Shane, you said
you put it in there.
271
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,417
It's gone.
272
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,481
Are you fucking
kidding? I gave it to you.
273
00:13:42,505 --> 00:13:43,749
Did you zip your bag shut?
274
00:13:43,773 --> 00:13:45,256
I think so.
275
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,969
Stop eating the popcorn!
276
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,860
Guys, we got a line.
277
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,024
I'm really sorry, but...
278
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,197
Look, little dude.
279
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,166
Pay for the popcorn.
280
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:58,235
Or I will blow this rape
whistle. And then punch you.
281
00:13:58,955 --> 00:14:00,053
Here.
282
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,142
Thank you for your patronage.
283
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,377
You owe me 20 bucks.
284
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,566
You owe Mom 400.
285
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,789
So, red, white, those
are your danger colors.
286
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,658
Green, less so.
287
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:25,396
So good to hear right
now. You have no idea.
288
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,976
That said, I'm
looking at his chart
289
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,927
and I'm concerned
about his weight.
290
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:32,837
Uh, he was only 6 pounds,
2 ounces at birth, so...
291
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,205
Yeah, but you wrote here
292
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,974
he's been going to bed
between 7:00 and 10:00?
293
00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:40,611
Uh, it fluctuates. We've been
traveling and seeing the country.
294
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:46,634
You know, I skydive myself.
Once a year on my birthday. Yeah.
295
00:14:46,703 --> 00:14:48,536
Oh! Good for you.
296
00:14:48,605 --> 00:14:50,371
Yeah, well...
297
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,680
So, you're not breastfeeding?
298
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,759
Mmm... Formula.
299
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,794
And what about his mood?
300
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,315
Normal.
301
00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:05,203
He's generally alert,
responding to your face, smiling?
302
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:14,828
He... He smiles.
What do you mean?
303
00:15:14,897 --> 00:15:17,042
Well, we're gonna catch
him up on his vaccines,
304
00:15:17,066 --> 00:15:20,151
and I'm gonna prescribe
a high-caloric formula.
305
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,955
It's the same as regular
formula, mix it with water.
306
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:27,709
And I recommend sticking
to very regular hours
307
00:15:27,777 --> 00:15:30,778
when it comes to
bedtime and feeding.
308
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,876
You know, it's essential
for infants' regularity.
309
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,167
Keeping the same routine.
310
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,013
And the key is
eliminating anything
311
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:41,205
that can be stressful
for the baby right now.
312
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:47,328
Loud noises or instability,
or domestic issues.
313
00:15:47,397 --> 00:15:50,865
Babies can sense these things.
314
00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:55,069
And, of course, there's
the larger lifestyle choices.
315
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,743
What's going on? What'd he say?
316
00:16:02,812 --> 00:16:05,546
Nothing. Stupid old man doctor.
317
00:16:05,615 --> 00:16:07,582
It's you! It's you!
318
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,017
It's you! It's you!
319
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:20,945
Keep looking.
320
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:22,458
I can't find it.
It's not in here.
321
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,850
We're gonna have to
retrace our steps again.
322
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,836
There's nowhere else to look.
We checked all the trash cans.
323
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,505
Somebody probably threw it
away. It was in a plastic cup.
324
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,257
Which was not my idea.
325
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,478
Hey!
326
00:16:37,547 --> 00:16:38,863
Sorry.
327
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,171
Give me my beer.
328
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,234
Give me 5 bucks.
329
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,421
How about a panini?
330
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:49,724
Find the cash, you get a beer.
331
00:16:51,127 --> 00:16:53,477
Maybe it's under that dead bird.
332
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,190
How about you give me my beer,
333
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:57,447
and I don't tell Mom
you're applying to college?
334
00:16:58,734 --> 00:16:59,812
What are you talking about?
335
00:16:59,836 --> 00:17:01,413
We live in 8 square
feet of space.
336
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,837
You're reading Huck Finn.
We have no more secrets.
337
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,557
Don't touch my shit.
338
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,825
It's cool. Do what you want.
339
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,296
It's a contingency.
340
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,899
In case Mom decides to drive us
in circles for the rest of our lives.
341
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,822
Now, whatever. You're telling
me you don't have a backup plan?
342
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:24,641
No. The road is my school now.
343
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,922
This dumpster's my classroom.
344
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,614
I'm learning from
this wasted panini.
345
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,134
Okay.
346
00:17:33,203 --> 00:17:36,770
You follow your
path, I'll follow mine.
347
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,006
Come on. We're
never gonna find it.
348
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:43,077
And I need another beer.
349
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,491
Soviet beast we've been
driving gets 4 miles to the gallon.
350
00:17:46,515 --> 00:17:48,916
Mom's gonna kill me.
351
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:52,252
Well, then you better
find her some gas.
352
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:03,092
National Center for Missing
Persons. How can I help you?
353
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,281
Hi.
354
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:08,402
Uh, I'm calling in response
to one of your posts.
355
00:18:08,471 --> 00:18:10,972
I think I... I saw
someone, maybe.
356
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,406
Which case?
357
00:18:13,376 --> 00:18:15,476
Botwin, Nancy.
358
00:18:16,279 --> 00:18:17,845
Uh...
359
00:18:17,914 --> 00:18:21,548
Long hair, brownish. I
forget the other one's name.
360
00:18:21,617 --> 00:18:23,918
It was... It was a baby.
361
00:18:23,986 --> 00:18:25,119
Please hold.
362
00:18:26,889 --> 00:18:28,767
Federal Bureau of Investigation.
363
00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:30,357
Oh, God. Oh!
364
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,465
I think that was her.
365
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,523
This isn't working.
366
00:18:46,576 --> 00:18:49,026
I can't raise Stevie
in the back of an RV.
367
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:54,732
Yeah, I agree. I love the
road. No place for a baby.
368
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:59,203
It's not like I can just settle
down and play house somewhere,
369
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:03,624
because, oops, I've got a
fucking AMBER Alert out on me.
370
00:19:03,692 --> 00:19:06,060
Right? Where did that come from?
371
00:19:06,129 --> 00:19:08,729
That said, I thought
the picture was good.
372
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,767
I don't have any more options.
373
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:16,570
Everybody up my ass.
374
00:19:16,639 --> 00:19:18,384
And now I got
this fucking doctor
375
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:21,225
telling me Stevie needs
check-ups and shots.
376
00:19:21,277 --> 00:19:24,511
And I just... I'm so
done with this country.
377
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,798
We need to go far, far away.
378
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,000
Copenhagen.
379
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,065
Complete opposite of America.
380
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,772
Yeah. Copenhagen.
381
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,858
Capri. Capri sounds nice.
382
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:41,328
Okay. Look, I'm going to
Copenhagen, with or without you.
383
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:44,799
So either you can hitch your
wagon to the Andy and Femke train,
384
00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:48,436
or you can raise
Stevie alone, on the run.
385
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:52,390
Is that some kind of ultimatum?
386
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:56,326
Hear me out. Nordic people.
387
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,863
Very peaceful.
Extremely low crime rate.
388
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,564
High quality of life.
389
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,332
Universal healthcare.
390
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:05,369
Open-faced sandwiches.
391
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,070
Bikes everywhere!
392
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,418
I've done Google Street View.
393
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,776
It's like Santa's Village.
394
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,128
I even got a
neighborhood picked out.
395
00:20:14,196 --> 00:20:17,297
I don't know how to pronounce
it. It starts with an "R."
396
00:20:17,366 --> 00:20:20,751
Their core value... Get this.
397
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,354
It means coziness.
398
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:26,674
As in relaxed. Sedate.
399
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,293
Stress free.
400
00:20:32,048 --> 00:20:33,230
Copenhagen.
401
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,800
Copenhagen.
402
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:41,071
We're gonna need passports.
403
00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:44,257
Okay. Yeah.
404
00:20:45,427 --> 00:20:47,061
Could be tough. But okay.
405
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,681
Lots of money.
406
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,027
Well, we'll sell lots of drugs.
407
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,251
No. No.
408
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:57,421
One big sell. And it's done.
409
00:20:58,524 --> 00:20:59,624
Wow. Okay.
410
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:00,676
Uh...
411
00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:02,492
You serious?
412
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,328
Moscow.
413
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,991
Elsa... Femke.
414
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,231
Whatever.
415
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,569
And so wonderful, wonderful.
416
00:21:12,922 --> 00:21:14,054
What?
417
00:21:14,123 --> 00:21:15,990
You once said that to me.
418
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:18,592
I did?
419
00:21:18,661 --> 00:21:19,843
Yeah.
420
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:39,145
Take responsibility
for your actions.
421
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,564
Be a hero.
422
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,366
Yeah.
423
00:21:49,258 --> 00:21:52,492
I can't. I can't. The
fumes. I'm gonna be sick.
424
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,529
The whole family
is depending on you.
425
00:21:58,434 --> 00:22:02,519
Do it. Do it. Do it.
426
00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:04,939
Do it. Do it.
427
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,240
Do it. Do it.
428
00:22:07,309 --> 00:22:09,443
Do it. Do it.
429
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,712
Grab the car's nutsack.
430
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:22,039
I'm a hero! I'm a hero!
431
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:23,174
Yes!
432
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,426
Yes.
433
00:22:28,297 --> 00:22:30,657
I can't taste my beer anymore.
434
00:22:33,236 --> 00:22:34,468
You did good.
435
00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:36,570
Thanks.
436
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,622
Thanks for the blowjob.
437
00:22:44,646 --> 00:22:46,546
Oh, hey, hey, hey,
hey. Go like this.
438
00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:50,284
Oh, nice. Somebody
had a good time.
439
00:22:50,352 --> 00:22:52,235
I'll deal with that later.
440
00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:53,938
Uh, I lost the...
441
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,039
$400, give or take.
442
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:59,643
Nice work. Nice work, Silas.
443
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:02,323
Must've fallen out of your
bag when you left it unzipped
444
00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:04,926
so anyone could reach
in and take it. Uh-huh.
445
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:06,333
Asshole.
446
00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:19,963
So, what's next?
447
00:23:20,683 --> 00:23:22,382
Another concert?
448
00:23:23,886 --> 00:23:26,053
Pioneer City part two?
449
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:29,990
Mom?
450
00:23:32,478 --> 00:23:33,527
Copenhagen.
451
00:23:34,530 --> 00:23:37,581
But one more stop first.
452
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,971
Oh, my sister Nancy.
453
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,441
What a big fucking surprise.
454
00:23:48,744 --> 00:23:52,612
Oh, this... These are mine.
455
00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:57,484
They're... They're all, like,
a work in progress, like me.
456
00:23:59,922 --> 00:24:01,288
I'm divorced.
457
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,924
You're cute.
458
00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:07,761
I'm sorry. What
was the question?
459
00:24:07,829 --> 00:24:09,996
Oh, Michigan. Right, right.
460
00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,417
Michigan's boring.
461
00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:15,101
Tell me about yourself.
462
00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:22,059
Okay. Uh, Dad worked for Ford,
463
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:26,363
just like everyone else within
a 30-mile radius of Detroit.
464
00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:31,284
Mom drank a lot.
They're both dead.
465
00:24:31,353 --> 00:24:35,789
The house? It
was a total shit box.
466
00:24:35,857 --> 00:24:40,811
Really. But I don't
know. I liked it.
467
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,247
It was cozy.
468
00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:47,851
There was this
469
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,488
mermaid mailbox
that my dad made.
470
00:24:58,564 --> 00:25:00,731
Take a right. Up here. Up here.
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