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Previously on Weeds.
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I need a miracle.
I need a miracle!
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I think God wants him alive.
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Can I please have my money?
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No. And I think you about
to give me them drugs, too.
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Fuck you, Latrice.
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You worse than I thought.
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Put a baby in me. Come on,
shithead. Give me your sperm.
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It doesn't cost you
anything. All right.
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What?
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I love college so much.
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Why didn't anybody tell
me how awesome college is?
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'Cause you were never gonna go.
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We have to leave Seattle.
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Okay. Why?
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We're on the run now,
honey. It's what we do.
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Kimmie... Yeah?
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Can I borrow your car?
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You got a car! You are
the hero of this family!
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No, I just borrowed it.
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Silas, you've only known
her for a couple of days,
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and this is crisis time here,
so open the fucking trunk.
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What the fuck are
you doing here?
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Andy! We got to go, now!
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You ripped my ear.
Now I can't wear earrings.
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Open up. Sheriff's department.
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One second!
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Hi.
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I'm with King County
Child Protective Services.
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Is there a male
infant living here?
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He peed on my pee.
We crossed streams.
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This looks weird.
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Hello?
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Shane!
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Mom. The fuckers got me.
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There we go.
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Whose baby is this, and
why did you pee on it?
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No, we crossed streams. It's...
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Our pee intersected. It
did not get on the baby.
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Most of the pee did
not get on the baby.
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Look, we are very capable
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of creating a nurturing,
infant-friendly environment.
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The arrow in the closet
is purely decorative.
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This is Baby Avi. He
belongs to my son, Shawn.
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You said you
didn't have any kids.
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Stepson, he is.
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I thought you weren't married.
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Right. Nathalie!
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Answer, answer, answer, answer.
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Hello? Where are you?
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Bring his son. I bring your son.
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Then we trade.
A shoe for a shoe.
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I wanna speak to Shane again.
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No. Time to listen.
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Hang... Fuck!
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I'm...
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You're too loud.
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You're awesome!
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No, you're awesome.
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What up, faggot?
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Who was that?
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Who do you think, faggot?
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Now he's giving
you a lewd gesture.
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It's a guy thing.
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Tell him, when he's back, I'm
gonna kick his ass in ultimate.
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Right. Okay. Pick me up at 6:00.
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Drive east on 90.
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I'll call you back
in 20 minutes.
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And make sure you pick up.
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Okay. East on 90. Okay.
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Bitch, you gonna get
your teeth bent back!
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Yeah. My son's been kidnapped.
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I can't fight with
you right now.
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Why'd you guys
blow town for Seattle?
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Better schools.
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He killed Pilar.
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Oh, the guy who
redid the bathroom?
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No. Evil bruja.
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Oh.
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Got any food?
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Hey!
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Remember that time
that I brought you with me
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to collect from the
guy with the hat,
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and then after I kneecapped
him, you stepped on his hat?
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Yeah. Good times.
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Good times.
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Would you really
put a bullet in me?
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Would you just breathe on
me so I could smell some food?
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And then the termites surrounded
the foundation and devoured the porch,
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and so that's why
we're living here now.
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Where's the baby's father now?
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Shawn, is it?
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He's...
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Who are you?
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Who the fuck are you?
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Oh. Oh, I miss Megan.
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This is my other son,
Mike. And we need to
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be somewhere really important
right now. So if we could just...
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Come to my office
for a follow-up.
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We'll need to see some
documentation. Bring the father.
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Tomorrow.
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Tomorrow.
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Call me.
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That was a close one.
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Cesar's got Shane.
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Son of a bitch.
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You've reached the
voice mailbox of...
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Esteban.
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Please record your message.
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Hi. Uh, it's me again.
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Boy, am I sorry I
ignored your calls.
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Uh, I see now that
that was really wrong,
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and I'm so, so sorry for not
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picking up the phone
and talking to you directly.
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I'm so sorry. It
was really wrong.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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You must have felt awful.
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Um, I'd love to talk to you
about it and apologize directly.
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And I'd also really love
to talk to you about Shane.
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You knew that was
gonna get my attention.
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Boy, you were right. You got it.
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Kidnapping your baby
boy's brother, really?
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Solid move, padre of
the year, shitty fucker!
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You macho cowboy...
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Asshole.
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So,
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hope to hear from you soon.
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I'd ask Shane how to
disable the caller ID,
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but, oops, he's been kidnapped.
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So, um, please call this off.
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Please call me back.
Okay? And I'm... I'm sorry.
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Would it be worth, I don't know,
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having a hypothetical discussion
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on what would happen
if we gave Stevie...
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No. That's insane.
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What are you doing?
Is that my mascara?
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War paint. You're
gonna need backup.
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Yeah. You're not coming with me.
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Of course I'm coming with you.
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You look like Rum Tum Tugger.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Cesar and I have a rapport.
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He's got his icy stare.
I've got my melty eyes.
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We're frenemies.
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Just what if, what if. I'm
not saying we actually do it.
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I'm just saying what if.
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'Cause think about it, I could
go to college. Get a degree.
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Shane could, I don't know,
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become one of those
good serial killers
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who only kills
other serial killers.
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Okay.
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No, I'm listening.
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What would be so terrible?
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Hypothetically.
Parallel universe.
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A boy and his father.
We could stop running.
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Stevie's your brother.
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Stevie's a time bomb.
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Okay. I can do this, Nance.
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You're dropping me
off. You're gonna find
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a public, crowded restaurant.
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You're gonna wait there.
You're gonna eat something.
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Well, at least take the car.
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No, you're taking the
car. Keep a distance.
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Stay safe.
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There is a museum up ahead.
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You look like
you've lost weight.
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Put the baby down and step back.
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No, no, he's sleeping.
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Where's my son?
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One shoe at a time.
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Sorry about that, but I know
you were gonna shoot me first.
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Shane!
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Shane!
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If you can't talk, kick
something! Make a sound!
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Where is he?
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I'm a sinewy beast.
Very backup-worthy.
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What do you think she's doing?
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Negotiating.
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It's been 10 minutes.
I'm starting to feel panicky.
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She's a lone wolf.
Always has been.
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Nothing we can do about it.
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Well, we can't do anything here.
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What is it? What is it?
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Kimmie sent me her boobs.
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Wowser. Hey.
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Oh. Sorry. Let's go.
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Shane's our Shane, too.
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We don't have to do everything
she says. We're Team Newman.
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We could hide in the bushes.
She wouldn't have to know.
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But we'd be her
insurance. Just in case.
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Yeah. Right after we eat,
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'cause we'll be useless
on an empty stomach.
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Coffee?
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Fill her up.
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Actually, I'm trying to decide
between the Tilapia Torpedos
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and the Meat
Lover's Moose Tracks.
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The entree size, not the app.
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No, you're not.
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Come on, man. I've had
nothing to eat in three days
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except for a linty
car French fry.
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He's on a diet.
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That's not cool.
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I tried the one where you only
eat cotton balls soaked in gelatin.
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I lost 6 pounds,
but it killed the fetus.
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Coffee? Black.
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And you?
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Cream and sugar.
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Oh, that's cute.
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It's how I used to drink
it when I was a kid.
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Empty your pockets.
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Come on. Give me your keys.
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I know where he is.
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Hello?
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Shane's phone. What is up?
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Give me that. Give me his phone.
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That was bratty.
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What is that?
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What's in your hand? Nothing.
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Drop it.
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You are a champion!
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Seriously?
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I have a mean fastball.
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Give me your phone. Give it.
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Who are... Who are you calling?
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Oh, wow. Esteban.
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Hi, I didn't...
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How did that go?
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Are you eating your napkin?
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No.
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Okay, fine. You can eat
packets of artificial sweetener.
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You gotta be insane to
eat that shit. It's rat cancer.
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It'll turn your bladder
into a squishy pit,
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and it'll slowly and painfully
slide out your shit-shaft.
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Have it your way.
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God wants me to live.
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And I still don't
understand why.
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For a lot of reasons.
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Tell me one.
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I need to take a piss.
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Fine. But I'm watching you.
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Still gonna kill me?
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It's not up to me,
pequeno diablo.
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So, a croquet mallet.
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You get a good
bludgeon out of that?
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Does the job.
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It's not easy, huh? Your first?
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It wasn't that hard.
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My first was my stepdad.
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His name was Ramon.
He traveled a lot for work.
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Think he sold hats. No, shoes.
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No, I'm pretty sure it was hats.
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And he was fat.
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Really fat. Not
funny fat, but fat.
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One night, I come
home, he ate my cookies.
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So I slit his throat with my
pocket knife. With my navaja.
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I'm glad he didn't beg.
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Not that I gave him
time for it anyways.
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And afterwards, I found the
cookies. They were in my room.
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You feel bad?
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No.
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Yeah, me neither.
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That was fast.
263
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:52,012
You ever close your eyes,
see her face staring back at you?
264
00:13:52,848 --> 00:13:54,382
Only when I jerk off.
265
00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:01,239
I've had playing cards
shoved under my fingernails.
266
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,386
I had a piece of my ear
cut off and reattached.
267
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,805
And three Colombians once took
turns shooting gasoline up my culo
268
00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:08,379
with a turkey baster.
269
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:12,317
So, nothing you can say
or do will make me talk.
270
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,385
Hi, hi. Is your mommy home?
271
00:14:22,578 --> 00:14:24,595
It's ringing but
she's not picking up.
272
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:25,908
Maybe she's trying to call us.
273
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,359
Yeah. We should
keep the lines free.
274
00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:28,516
Yeah.
275
00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:32,520
What are you doing?
276
00:14:32,589 --> 00:14:34,667
I gotta call this girl
before she freaks out.
277
00:14:34,691 --> 00:14:37,592
Hey. Traffic's a mess.
278
00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:40,589
I think there must be a
Mariners' game or something
279
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:44,865
but I'm gonna be
there in a bit for sure.
280
00:14:45,435 --> 00:14:46,667
Okay.
281
00:14:49,572 --> 00:14:51,272
Where the heck
is my French toast?
282
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,306
And we're dead.
283
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,308
Dude, what's your last name?
284
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,321
I don't remember.
So, what is it?
285
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,545
De La Cruz.
286
00:15:13,596 --> 00:15:15,474
De La Cruz. Hi, Mrs. De La Cruz.
287
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:19,033
It's Nancy Reyes,
Esteban's wife.
288
00:15:19,102 --> 00:15:22,469
Yes! Hi, how are
you? How's the villa?
289
00:15:22,539 --> 00:15:25,572
It's good, it's good.
Esta bien. Um, listen...
290
00:15:32,882 --> 00:15:35,216
Sorry. Go on.
291
00:15:35,284 --> 00:15:37,296
I know that Cesar
might not share with you
292
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,630
everything that happens at work,
293
00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:40,521
but today,
294
00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:43,485
he kidnapped my son, and
now he's threatening to kill him.
295
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,370
Tell her about the arrow.
296
00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:54,201
Mrs. De La Cruz? Mmm.
297
00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:56,871
I was just wondering
if you could talk to him,
298
00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:58,383
you know, as another mother.
299
00:15:58,407 --> 00:16:01,442
I see. Is he there?
You let me talk to him.
300
00:16:01,511 --> 00:16:03,311
Yeah, he's right here. Okay.
301
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,420
Here, talk to her. She
wants to talk to you.
302
00:16:15,157 --> 00:16:17,308
What did she say?
303
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,454
She said to kill you
and come home.
304
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,980
She's making
albondigas for dinner.
305
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,649
You are a champion!
306
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,545
Pittsburgh.
307
00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:57,715
Pittsburgh.
308
00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:02,331
Sammy Davis Jr.!
309
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,554
Fuck!
310
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,824
Not the ashtray.
311
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,017
Maybe we should call Mom again.
312
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,681
I can do this. You
don't think I can do this?
313
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:40,975
Okay. I'm going in.
314
00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:46,013
This time, no broom. Just
fists, sinew, Andy-meat.
315
00:17:46,081 --> 00:17:47,960
Whatever happens,
don't try to save me.
316
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,864
Are you sure? No.
317
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:00,961
Bless you.
318
00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:03,070
Sit down, please. Okey-doke.
319
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,398
And you,
320
00:18:05,201 --> 00:18:06,300
bring the little one.
321
00:18:07,069 --> 00:18:08,235
Yeah.
322
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:11,272
Hey, Silas.
323
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:15,259
Silas. What's up?
324
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:18,195
Oh. Hey there. Your
French toast is ready.
325
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,247
Or did you wanna
eat with your friends?
326
00:18:20,983 --> 00:18:21,983
Yeah.
327
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,775
Cesar! Cesar! Cesar!
328
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,012
Oh.
329
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,575
I'm gonna put you
on speakerphone.
330
00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:39,545
Be good, and I'll call
you an ambulance, okay?
331
00:18:39,569 --> 00:18:41,218
English preferred.
332
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,931
You're never gonna
be safe, you know.
333
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,522
Answer it.
334
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,123
Hello?
335
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:47,970
Everyone, say hi to Cesar.
336
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,359
Hi, Cesar.
337
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:52,696
Man, come pick me up.
You never guess who I found.
338
00:19:08,163 --> 00:19:11,115
Come on, Cesar. Where are you?
339
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,494
He drives like my grandmother.
340
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:15,520
On her left hand, she
got two ring fingers.
341
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,054
How does that
affect her driving?
342
00:19:17,106 --> 00:19:18,639
It's just a fun fact.
343
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:20,952
Maybe he's having trouble
getting Mom into the trunk.
344
00:19:24,613 --> 00:19:25,746
Shane.
345
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,033
My son. And he fed you!
346
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,450
Nachos.
347
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,269
Yum!
348
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,008
I feel so...
349
00:19:39,161 --> 00:19:40,227
Mom, are you okay?
350
00:19:40,296 --> 00:19:41,562
Where's Cesar?
351
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:44,248
Um... Cesar!
352
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,617
You should have
seen me. I was heroic.
353
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,030
Cesar had an accident.
He's in the hospital.
354
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,299
You should go and visit him.
355
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:51,500
So now I'm going
to take my Shane
356
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,535
and my Stevie and I'll be going.
357
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,840
We'll all be going.
Doug, you can come, too.
358
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,662
You all right there, Doug?
359
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,448
There's the stupid kid.
He's such a fucking jerk.
360
00:20:04,587 --> 00:20:06,286
Ah.
361
00:20:06,355 --> 00:20:09,256
I have a gun pointed
at your scrotum.
362
00:20:09,325 --> 00:20:11,575
Well...
363
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,944
I have a gun pointing
at your lady scrotum.
364
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:18,582
What do you want?
365
00:20:19,769 --> 00:20:21,619
Uh, nothing. Water.
366
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:22,787
Lemon wedge?
367
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,556
No. Water. Ice.
368
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:27,124
Oh. We're out of ice.
369
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,625
How can you be out of ice?
370
00:20:28,678 --> 00:20:30,077
The ice machine broke.
371
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,386
Okay, then lemon.
372
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,530
So no water?
373
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:36,133
I'll have a steak sandwich,
side salad, strawberry shake.
374
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:38,001
Doug, not the time.
375
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,001
Doug?
376
00:20:43,025 --> 00:20:44,291
Come on, Ignacio.
377
00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:46,761
You really think
you can successfully
378
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:50,064
transport an infant
2,000 miles by yourself?
379
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,712
What exactly does
a 3-month-old eat?
380
00:20:53,736 --> 00:20:55,819
Chicken, crackers.
381
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,288
Incorrect.
382
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:01,892
Well, maybe you come with me.
383
00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:05,229
We both know that's
not gonna happen.
384
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:17,791
Your hands are shaking.
You're not gonna shoot me.
385
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,143
I will.
386
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:20,310
No.
387
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,596
I could.
388
00:21:22,665 --> 00:21:25,799
Don't get me wrong.
You're a toughie, but this?
389
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,318
No.
390
00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:32,840
So why don't we discuss a
little more about our plans?
391
00:21:32,909 --> 00:21:35,409
He's right. You're
not gonna shoot him.
392
00:21:35,477 --> 00:21:37,637
I will if I have to.
But you don't have to.
393
00:21:43,819 --> 00:21:45,964
You gonna put a
bullet in me, mi hijo?
394
00:21:47,489 --> 00:21:49,306
What do you think?
395
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,372
Follow your dreams, mi hijo.
396
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,928
Follow your dreams.
397
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,583
Hey, it's me.
398
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:35,786
Yeah. Your car got stolen.
399
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,969
Also, I think we should
see other people.
400
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:42,754
You've reached the
voice mailbox of...
401
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,478
Esteban.
402
00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:46,074
Please record your message.
403
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,948
Hi, it's Cesar.
404
00:22:49,384 --> 00:22:53,537
Just kidding. Um,
don't be mad at him.
405
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:57,441
You know, I'm a...
I'm a mother lion,
406
00:22:57,510 --> 00:23:01,495
and you can't
defeat a mother lion
407
00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,741
when you threaten her cubs.
408
00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:05,611
You might think
it's the same thing
409
00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:08,702
for a papa lion, but it's not.
410
00:23:08,771 --> 00:23:11,689
It's not the same thing at all.
411
00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:16,460
Esteban, I want to thank you
412
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:19,964
for our beautiful boy.
413
00:23:20,016 --> 00:23:23,567
But I have to disappear now.
414
00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:27,287
I will always speak well of you,
415
00:23:27,356 --> 00:23:30,607
and I'll always tell him
how much I loved his father,
416
00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:36,730
and how so, so fond
of you I once was.
417
00:23:38,484 --> 00:23:41,402
You're gonna miss Stevie,
and I'm so sorry for that,
418
00:23:41,470 --> 00:23:45,322
but he needs me alive
more than he needs me dead.
419
00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:47,724
Shocker, I know.
420
00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:50,010
Again, it hurts you, I know,
421
00:23:50,079 --> 00:23:53,597
and I'm sorry, but I'm the mom.
422
00:23:55,218 --> 00:23:56,984
And he needs me more, so...
423
00:23:57,053 --> 00:24:03,774
Oh. Cesar's alive, by the
way, if that was unclear.
424
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:09,980
So, good luck with
your crime and stuff.
425
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:11,965
Okay, bye.
426
00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:19,289
Oh, Shane. No more Spanish.
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