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Previously on Weeds.
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I love her, but I ran.
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It's over. Audra, don't.
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He's a good guy. Those are mine!
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They're mine now.
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The Newmans will succeed
where the Botwins failed.
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They will find jobs.
They will live a normal life.
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You're looking at
the new sous-chef.
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I'd like you to read to me.
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I need to find a girl
to have sex with.
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What? I love college so much.
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I'm in charge of Avi. You
guys are a bad influence.
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We know Avi's mother
wasn't killed in the Iraq.
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Tell us the truth or we can call
Child Protective Services together.
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You have to keep me alive
so I can lead you to him.
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I didn't know what to
say. I didn't want to die.
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Guests have been asking where
they can get certain herbal items.
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What the hell is this? Hash.
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When I get a request, I put you on the
housekeeping schedule for those rooms.
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The guests will put the money
under the pillow, you leave the hash.
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You got cash?
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So, your trimmings, you just
throw them away? I'll take them.
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I'm thinking $100 buys me a lot.
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I get shit done.
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You!
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Don't fucking move!
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Run.
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You two are in deep shit.
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Talk to me about the van.
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Run now. Run fast.
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What? I... Van.
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Yes, your van
that we just booted,
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the van that has over $6,000
in unpaid parking tickets,
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the van whose plates
don't match the vehicle.
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Ring a fucking bell?
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That suburban minivan?
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No. Ew!
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Yeah... Ew! Totally.
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Bullshit.
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Neighbors saw a white couple fitting
your description get out of it an hour ago.
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We're cool people.
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Urbanites. It's
sort of our identity.
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It's silly, we know, these days.
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When gonorrhea is
becoming drug-resistant.
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When Iran is
teetering. Turducken.
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What the hell are you babbling
about? That's not your van?
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Those are just a
statement of defeat.
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Like, "I'm just gonna
buy into the whole thing."
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Defeat?
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Or maybe you're trying to impress
someone by being something you're not,
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when, in truth, you don't love this
person and you never really did,
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and maybe they're just really
judge-y with weird, limp hair,
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for example.
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Where's your vehicle then?
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Or are you just out for a
stroll? Just taking out the...
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Lawn trimmings.
We should do that.
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Honey, where'd you put the bins?
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Bins?
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I found bins.
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Yay! Bins!
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Back of the house, back of
the house, back of the house.
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Wait!
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Blue is recycling. You said
those were lawn trimmings.
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Damn this
color-blindness. True story.
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We support you in your
current funding fight with the city.
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Sometimes we use
the back door. Just...
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I bet she wasn't
even in the army.
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You really think the
military-industrial complex
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would let the
real story get out?
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I'm calling Child
Protective Services.
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Cheryl, phone. Great.
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And maybe I'll tell them about
Allison's little prescription friends.
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Not supposed to be
driving with a child
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in the vehicle on
those, are you, Ally?
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And, Cheryl, I'm not
sure how they'd feel
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about a woman who still
lets her 5-year-old breast-feed.
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Cheryl.
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And, Rebekah,
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you don't need anyone
looking into the visa status
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of your housekeeper, do you?
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What is she,
Honduran? Guatemalan?
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Don't fuck with me, bitches.
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Why did this happen?
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Payback, Nance. It's
the karmic boomerang.
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Of course the plates
Silas and I stole
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would be from a
felon-level scofflaw.
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Karma boomeranged.
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Where was I? Oh, Yeah.
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Not where. Who.
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You're Nancy Botwin, and
since it didn't directly affect you,
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you didn't fucking notice.
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Man, these things are well made.
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What are they,
Chinese? Excuse me.
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Why are you mad at me?
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"Judge-y"? Oh, that.
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"Weird hair"? "Limp hair"?
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She happens to have
very lustrous hair.
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I don't have any idea
where that came from.
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I suppose I had thoughts. They
chose that moment to come out.
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Not thoughts. You had feelings.
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Your real feelings,
which you hoarded like a...
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Like a chipmunk, in your cheeks.
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Are you sure that's a good idea?
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"Everything's fine," you
said. "Mazel tov," you said.
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But your cheeks were
bulging, and I could see it,
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and Audra could see
it, and it drove a wedge.
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You ran out on her.
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Girls know these things, Nance.
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'Cause they're more in
tune with the subtleties
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of interpersonal kissy
stuff flying around.
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And also because, in the end,
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you're all petty, jealous,
daddy-issue everything-ruiners.
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Yeah, it's starting to smoke.
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You're like the dog on the
bridge that wants both bones.
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That's you. You
want all the bones.
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I don't know why you're heaping
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this shit on me right
now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But I really think you should
focus away from things like dogs
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and bones. It's really
getting old, Nance.
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Jeez, God!
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Boomerang.
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Damn it!
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What now? The van's no
good for us anymore, anyway.
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Soon, the VIN's gonna
hit the right database,
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and we're living in
Fucked City, USA.
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Everyone's going to
be looking for us here.
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I thought you registered the
van under a different name.
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Yeah. Shane Botwin.
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'Cause it was the only other
Social that I knew by heart.
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How do you know
Shane? Never mind.
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Goodbye, Seattle.
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It never even
rained. What a rip-off.
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Mr. Botwin, our sensors indicate
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that you've experienced a
sudden loss of tire pressure.
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Hello? Mr. Botwin? Hello?
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Why didn't anybody tell
me how awesome college is?
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'Cause you were never gonna go.
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It would just be
mean, like telling
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a blind person how
awesome colors are.
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Shut up. I may not be
academic smart, but I'm smart.
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I started my own
business. I read.
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To old dudes in your underwear.
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That's it. You're going down.
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That what the old man said?
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Catlike reflexes.
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Perfect, considering
you're a total pussy.
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Tell that to Pilar.
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Who's the blond?
Is that his brother?
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Please. They look nothing alike.
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I bet they're doing
it with each other.
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Well, whatever
their relationship is,
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they are clearly not
equipped to raise a baby.
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Oh, my God, they just
spilled croutons on his blankie.
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What if he's gluten-intolerant?
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What's gluten?
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Shut up, Cheryl.
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No bread!
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I was getting into trouble while
you were still wetting the bed.
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Yeah, stealing video cameras
and knocking up your deaf girlfriend.
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Gangster.
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Face it, Silas, we're
hardcore and you're PG-13.
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What's your point?
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You're the blond sheep of this
family. I think you were adopted.
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I wish. That would be awesome.
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Check, please?
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You going to work?
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Fuck the hotel.
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I'm going back to school.
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Oh, my God, in all his glory, I
have not been a faithful servant.
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In fact, I've been a
pretty miserable servant.
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You're hurting the tree.
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I tried to read
the Bible. I did.
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But it always felt like a much
less awesome Lord of the Rings.
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What are you writing, anyway?
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My and Maria's initials.
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I carved our names on
our first date. And I do it still.
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Women appreciate
the little things.
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I would like to believe
the whole thing.
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Karma, an afterlife.
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I would like to go to heaven,
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have drinks with cool
people I never got to meet.
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Mom, James Dean, Harriet
Tubman, Dad, Patrick Swayze.
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I can't die like this.
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I always wanted to be buried
with my banjo and snacks
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and heartbroken women and dogs
throwing themselves on my grave.
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I once loved a girl
from the neighborhood,
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named Rosa Galindo.
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Mmm.
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I carved her name, too.
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Into Manuel Gonzalez's thigh.
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Oh, God, please hear my prayers.
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Let's kill him now.
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If we leave soon, I can be home
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for Julia's tap
recital tomorrow.
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I need a miracle.
I need a miracle!
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You're wasting
your final moments.
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I'm not supposed
to die here. I know it.
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Step in, guy. Save me, come on.
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God has better things to worry
about than assholes like you.
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This sucks so much.
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Hello? What?
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Yes, this is Shane Botwin.
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The tire? Yes.
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Remind me where I left it.
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They found the van.
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Holy shit. That's so spooky.
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Uh, are we still gonna kill him?
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No!
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I think God wants him alive.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Okay, okay.
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Where's mine?
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You said you
didn't want anything.
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You could have got me something.
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A fish sandwich of contrition.
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Penance fries.
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An "I'm sorry I ruined
your new career" McMuffin.
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Let's face it, Andy. You would
have screwed it up within a week.
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What?
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You don't actually
want what you can have.
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That's why you want me,
'cause you can't have me.
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None of you give a shit,
not really, and I get it.
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Why learn about the world
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when within seven seconds
of opening your MacBook,
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you could be in
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a photo-realistic grenade battle
with an 8-year-old in Saginaw,
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or watching under-aged
Hungarian gangbang videos?
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But let's make a deal.
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One hour, twice a week,
we're gonna be engaged.
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Fight me.
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Call me a liberal, elitist,
latte-sipping, socialist scumbag,
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just care about something.
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'Cause when you're done
whatever-ing your life away,
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the world will absolutely
blow your fucking minds.
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He is so right.
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Let's begin.
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You and I...
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We'll never... Right?
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Just say we'll never.
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They all die, Andy.
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I like you too much
to want you to die.
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Holy cow, you're
right. They do all die.
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Your pussy's a death sentence.
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A penis flytrap.
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You're Dr. Kavagian.
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All right, then.
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Wait. Esteban's not dead.
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Not yet.
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So, by not loving me,
you're actually saving me?
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By not sleeping with you,
I'm probably saving you, yeah.
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You have to release me, Nance.
252
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:05,256
This is the moment right now,
waiting for the number 43 bus.
253
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,259
Let me go. Release me.
254
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,713
Say, "It'll never happen."
255
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,744
Come on. Do it! I can't.
256
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:15,967
Why not?
257
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:17,835
I'm afraid. Of what?
258
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,381
You know. No, I don't.
259
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,338
That you'll leave me.
260
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,458
Us.
261
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,347
Wait. So, really, then
262
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,768
I have all the power here.
263
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:34,837
Not you.
264
00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:39,443
I suppose you do, yeah.
265
00:12:40,210 --> 00:12:41,392
Yeah.
266
00:12:43,145 --> 00:12:44,845
I have the power.
267
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,784
I have the power.
268
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:53,813
That said, you never know
what could happen in the future.
269
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,460
You have no idea how
long I've wanted to do that.
270
00:13:21,851 --> 00:13:23,801
What's wrong with you?
271
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,047
Your mom won't release me.
272
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,288
We have to leave Seattle.
273
00:13:27,356 --> 00:13:29,223
Okay. Why?
274
00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:31,270
'Cause Uncle Andy was
starting to find his own thing.
275
00:13:31,294 --> 00:13:32,760
We can't have that!
276
00:13:32,829 --> 00:13:34,907
We're on the run now,
honey. It's what we do.
277
00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:37,131
And Silas fucked up
with the license plates.
278
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:40,903
Huh.
279
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,676
Yeah?
280
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:50,945
Are you the grandma?
281
00:13:51,714 --> 00:13:53,509
You cunts followed me?
282
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,173
Excuse me just one second.
283
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,129
We don't use that word.
284
00:13:57,153 --> 00:13:59,073
"Grandma"? No, "cunt."
285
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:01,322
Or "grandma."
We don't use either.
286
00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:04,509
Can you deal with
whatever this is?
287
00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:06,021
Don't forget, I have the power.
288
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:07,165
I know you do.
289
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:09,080
Where are you going?
290
00:14:09,132 --> 00:14:12,433
To get money and a
car, or to take a train
291
00:14:12,502 --> 00:14:17,371
to some quaint New England seaside
village and leave you all for good.
292
00:14:18,408 --> 00:14:19,735
I haven't decided which.
293
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,537
I drink, too, sometimes.
294
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,601
Randy here will answer
all your questions.
295
00:14:31,154 --> 00:14:32,598
Look what the cat dragged in.
296
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,056
Have you seen Don?
I need an advance.
297
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,565
Yeah. Have you met Don?
That's not gonna happen.
298
00:14:38,228 --> 00:14:40,144
Shit.
299
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,564
Here's an idea. If you need
money, make your fucking drops.
300
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,662
You got more stuff, right?
301
00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:49,020
Of course.
302
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,247
Joe. Joe.
303
00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,663
Pick up, Goddamn it!
304
00:15:23,306 --> 00:15:24,354
Oh.
305
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,173
This is my room.
306
00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:28,242
You see, I'm on the schedule.
307
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,590
Can I please have my money?
308
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,596
Unbelievable.
309
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,266
It's the boomerang.
310
00:15:52,335 --> 00:15:54,118
Did Joe tell you?
311
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,153
Joe ain't have to tell me shit.
312
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:58,022
Changing the
schedule last minute?
313
00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,351
"Nathalie has to
clean this room.
314
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,008
"Nathalie has to
clean that room."
315
00:16:01,077 --> 00:16:03,193
I'm thinking, "This
bitch must be bad off,
316
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,912
fucking a mini-heeb
for better shifts."
317
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:09,283
Then I discovered
your little packages.
318
00:16:09,352 --> 00:16:11,552
Baller-ass drug dealer.
319
00:16:11,621 --> 00:16:13,981
I'm leaving. I'm done.
320
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,774
You know the worst thing?
321
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:20,978
Now I feel like an idiot for
playing by the rules this whole time.
322
00:16:22,932 --> 00:16:24,798
Fuck you.
323
00:16:24,867 --> 00:16:29,637
Making me feel like a sucker
for trying to stay correct.
324
00:16:29,706 --> 00:16:33,323
Look, it's all set up.
You can take over.
325
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,303
Just give me today's money.
326
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,228
I could have bought
one of these any time.
327
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,598
Toblerone.
328
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,895
They always felt like something
329
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,085
somebody like me
ain't supposed to eat.
330
00:16:45,154 --> 00:16:47,205
"Girl, it's for white people.
331
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,157
"Better get your black ass to
the store and buy a Kit Kat."
332
00:16:52,295 --> 00:16:54,595
The money. Money, please.
333
00:16:56,365 --> 00:16:57,715
No.
334
00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:00,501
And I think you about to
give me them drugs, too.
335
00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:03,804
The drugs you was gonna
leave for 812, 315, 1401.
336
00:17:03,872 --> 00:17:05,639
I think that's what happens now.
337
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:07,569
I'm dry. I couldn't get anymore.
338
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:11,729
So you was gonna take the money
and leave these fools nothing?
339
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:13,246
You worse than I thought.
340
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,966
Fuck you, Latrice.
341
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,568
Really, fuck you!
342
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:21,348
You really ain't good at shit.
343
00:17:32,768 --> 00:17:35,736
You should have
somebody clean up in 1212.
344
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:38,172
I left a mess in there.
345
00:17:38,241 --> 00:17:41,342
Yeah. Could you
take that? Thank you.
346
00:17:46,081 --> 00:17:50,468
I have never felt as connected
to anyone as I feel to my babies.
347
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:51,680
The bond is that strong.
348
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,037
Oh, my God! I
live for my babies!
349
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,940
Babies are the best.
You should have a baby.
350
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:59,943
I was gonna... I was gonna
have a baby with the wife.
351
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:05,015
Now I'm in Seattle with her,
sexless. Sexless in Seattle.
352
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,284
She says that I have
the power, but I don't.
353
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:10,054
I have no power. I have no wife.
354
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,540
I have no bond.
355
00:18:12,609 --> 00:18:16,360
My husband didn't leave
me for a 22-year-old.
356
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,929
He's living alone
at the Oakwoods.
357
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,243
Just saying that he
left me for a 22-year-old
358
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,761
is less embarrassing
than the truth.
359
00:18:22,785 --> 00:18:24,901
That he left me for
360
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:26,672
not me.
361
00:18:28,557 --> 00:18:31,008
That's awful.
362
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:34,478
Now I'll never
have another baby.
363
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,614
You can have one if you want to.
364
00:18:42,739 --> 00:18:44,199
Any celiac in your family?
365
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:45,539
Who?
366
00:18:45,608 --> 00:18:46,874
Galactosemia?
367
00:18:46,943 --> 00:18:48,859
Uh, I don't think so.
368
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:52,229
Cystic fibrosis?
Neurofibromatosis?
369
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,938
This is really weird dirty talk.
370
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,168
Sorry. We can do family
histories later. Put a baby in me.
371
00:18:57,236 --> 00:19:00,037
Wait. What? No. No, I
can't have a baby with you.
372
00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:02,684
Come on, shithead. Give me your
sperm. It doesn't cost you anything.
373
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,841
All right. All right,
hold on. Hold on.
374
00:19:08,498 --> 00:19:11,849
Yeah, I guess it'd be nice
to have my genes passed on.
375
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,350
Something of the
immortal in that.
376
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,719
All right, what the
hell? Let's make a baby.
377
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,521
Okay. One second.
378
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:20,724
One second. One second. Oh, God.
379
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,192
Yeah. Hello?
380
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,795
Will you promise
to never leave us?
381
00:19:27,049 --> 00:19:28,915
Yes, I'll promise.
382
00:19:28,984 --> 00:19:31,218
Okay, then. I release you.
383
00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:33,887
From what?
384
00:19:33,956 --> 00:19:36,323
From whatever it is you say I...
385
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:37,925
No. Repeat.
386
00:19:37,994 --> 00:19:42,563
I release you from all hopes
that we will ever be together.
387
00:19:42,632 --> 00:19:46,033
I release you from all hopes
that we will ever be together.
388
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,935
And I admit
389
00:19:48,004 --> 00:19:50,137
I've been leading you on
sexually and emotionally
390
00:19:50,205 --> 00:19:52,156
in order to keep you close.
391
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,759
Okay, I admit it. It'll
never happen again.
392
00:19:56,529 --> 00:20:00,347
It's over. Happy?
393
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:03,317
I'm not sure. I think
you might be full of shit.
394
00:20:03,385 --> 00:20:06,419
That's a distinct possibility.
395
00:20:06,488 --> 00:20:09,506
You're an evil succubus.
I'll see you soon.
396
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,659
What was all that?
397
00:20:12,728 --> 00:20:14,395
Wrong number.
398
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:17,214
You have to go now, crazy clock.
399
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:19,600
The naked run
is an empty ritual.
400
00:20:19,669 --> 00:20:22,086
Streaking across
campus for what?
401
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:25,256
Yeah, so we thought that if
we make it about something,
402
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:28,058
we can preserve the ritual,
but also save the world.
403
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:31,173
So we're gonna use our
bodies as protest signs.
404
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,608
What are you protesting?
405
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:33,872
Offshore drilling.
406
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,115
And date rape.
407
00:20:35,184 --> 00:20:38,063
Both of them. We
couldn't decide. Yeah.
408
00:20:38,087 --> 00:20:40,354
Don't drill oil,
409
00:20:40,422 --> 00:20:42,239
or your date.
410
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,341
That's awesome! Write that down.
411
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:47,978
But what do you think the
protest tonight is gonna change?
412
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:52,500
You would like us to stay silent
and complacent, wouldn't you?
413
00:20:52,568 --> 00:20:54,768
Yeah, shut up, news fatty.
414
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,182
It's just the school paper. I
don't really care either way.
415
00:20:57,206 --> 00:21:00,174
Typical media bias.
Forgive us for caring.
416
00:21:00,243 --> 00:21:02,609
Get the hell out of here, man.
417
00:21:05,281 --> 00:21:09,032
Wow! You are so
passionate, Mike.
418
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,341
Fuck.
419
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,311
One sec. What?
420
00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:25,582
When? But I...
421
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:27,884
No! What happened to the van?
422
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,554
No. No.
423
00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:32,456
No!
424
00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:38,162
What was that?
425
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,730
Nothing.
426
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:46,336
Kimmie...
427
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,055
Yeah?
428
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,142
Can I borrow your car?
429
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:58,449
I have been saved. You
saw. You have to feed me.
430
00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:01,118
You're playing with
hellfire here, assholes.
431
00:22:08,377 --> 00:22:12,412
I'm just saying that I'm clearly
a chosen one. And I think... Oh!
432
00:22:14,717 --> 00:22:15,916
A fry.
433
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:24,541
A minivan.
434
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,187
Andy was really
gonna do it, huh?
435
00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:28,573
The kids, the
family, the whole bit?
436
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,131
I once had kids.
437
00:22:30,199 --> 00:22:34,368
I once had a home,
kids, 500 CD changer,
438
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,097
now I'm eating floor fries.
439
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:38,923
Well, at least God
wants me alive.
440
00:22:39,875 --> 00:22:41,575
That's something.
441
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,891
Silas! You got a car!
442
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,071
You are the hero of this family!
443
00:23:00,095 --> 00:23:05,432
No, I just borrowed it. I came
to say goodbye. Goodbye.
444
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:09,303
Open the trunk. No!
445
00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:12,540
I'm staying.
446
00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:15,954
Open the trunk. I'll
give you a Toblerone.
447
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:18,162
You said this was my decision.
448
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:19,830
That was before.
449
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,043
Silas, you've only known
her for a couple of days,
450
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:25,187
and this is crisis time here,
so open the fucking trunk.
451
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,126
Sweetie.
452
00:23:35,197 --> 00:23:36,530
Sweetie.
453
00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:52,362
I want you to pull around
to the room so we can pack.
454
00:23:55,150 --> 00:23:58,919
And I'm... I'm sorry. I bet
she was completely adorable.
455
00:24:00,789 --> 00:24:02,055
Fuck.
456
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:18,267
What the fuck are
you doing here?
457
00:24:28,618 --> 00:24:31,151
Hey! How's my car?
458
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:35,122
Yeah, it's cute. I like
the dream catcher.
459
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,659
It caught me you.
460
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:41,044
So, I'll see you tonight?
461
00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:42,713
I'll be there.
462
00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:49,314
So, what happened after I left?
463
00:24:49,338 --> 00:24:50,537
Andy!
464
00:24:51,374 --> 00:24:53,073
We got to go, now!
465
00:24:55,094 --> 00:24:56,527
Can't help but be
impressed, huh?
466
00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:58,507
Whoa, were you in a
fight? Where's Shane?
467
00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:01,051
I sent him to the vending
machine for fleeing snacks.
468
00:25:02,150 --> 00:25:04,390
Out now. Dry. Go. Bring Stevie.
469
00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:14,778
Shit!
470
00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:18,465
Shit.
471
00:25:18,533 --> 00:25:21,062
This is Shawn. You must
be old if you're not texting.
472
00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:23,019
So leave a message, Mom.
473
00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:26,156
Shane, wherever you are, hide!
474
00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:33,364
Andy, stay in here with
Stevie! Don't come out!
475
00:25:33,432 --> 00:25:35,992
Leave a message. Shit!
476
00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:39,370
Silas, drive away. Danger.
477
00:25:39,438 --> 00:25:41,038
Danger, danger.
478
00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:44,641
Danger.
479
00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:48,178
Danger. Danger.
480
00:25:59,474 --> 00:26:02,492
Now this is just depressing.
481
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,055
There's a very dangerous man...
482
00:26:04,079 --> 00:26:06,613
You ripped my ear.
Now I can't wear earrings.
483
00:26:06,681 --> 00:26:08,544
When you ain't got
no hair, that's your flair!
484
00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:10,512
Yeah, bitch have ear flaps now!
485
00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:12,680
Open up. Sheriff's department.
486
00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:14,204
Sheriff? Shit!
487
00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:16,172
Hello! Wait! Hello! Shit.
488
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,719
Quenton, what the
hell are you doing?
489
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,042
I have a warrant! What?
490
00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:20,494
You dumb motherfucker!
491
00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:23,897
One second!
492
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,120
Hi. That's her.
That's the grandma.
493
00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:39,112
I'm with King County
Child Protective Services.
494
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:41,815
Is there a male
infant living here?
495
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:43,934
Andy!
496
00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:45,681
Where's Avi? And where's Randy?
497
00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:47,348
That asshole promised me a baby.
498
00:26:47,372 --> 00:26:50,841
Oh, yes!
499
00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:54,244
He peed on my pee.
We crossed streams.
500
00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:00,467
This looks weird.
501
00:27:03,689 --> 00:27:05,605
Excuse me just one second.
502
00:27:05,674 --> 00:27:08,514
Will you handle this?
Please handle this.
503
00:27:08,644 --> 00:27:11,278
Hello? Shane!
504
00:27:11,346 --> 00:27:12,941
Where are you? Look,
baby, don't be mad.
505
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,726
Look, this fool just left
his 18-wheeler unlocked.
506
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:18,030
You've ruined something
beautiful, you dumb motherfucker!
507
00:27:18,954 --> 00:27:20,387
Now, look, bitch.
508
00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:22,038
Fuck off!
509
00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:23,568
Baby, why aren't you
talking to me? Shane!
510
00:27:23,592 --> 00:27:25,636
Come on. Our love
can move past all this!
511
00:27:25,660 --> 00:27:27,711
- Shane? Shane!
- Open up, bitch.
512
00:27:30,266 --> 00:27:33,767
Mom. The fuckers got me.
513
00:27:33,836 --> 00:27:36,076
You fucked up my ear!
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