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(dramatic acoustic guitar music)
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- We started our affair
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as strangers with parameters.
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The rules were we would
always meet in a hotel room.
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There would be no
invited guests.
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We would act out
one of my fantasies.
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We would not speak in-between.
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We would last forever.
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I'm married, you know.
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I have a son.
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- [Mark] That's okay.
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- I don't have money,
if that's what you want.
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- [Mark] No.
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- You don't carry guns, do you?
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- [Mark] No.
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- What kind of
drugs do you like?
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- Vodka and Percodan.
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- Any sexually
transmitted diseases
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or mental insanity
in your family?
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- No.
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- Do you have a record?
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Any incarcerations?
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- No.
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- What sign are you?
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- Gemini.
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You?
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- Libra, eternal imbalance.
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When's the last
time you had sex?
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- Probably last week, and you?
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- Probably right
before I left home.
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- Let's order something.
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- Do you love your mother?
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- What's with all the shit about
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love already, Jesus Christ.
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My mom's dead.
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Steak, medium rare please.
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And some french fries.
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- Are you serious about
having this affair?
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- Absolutely.
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We'll have hedonistic sex during
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the genesis of sexual
recession in the '90s.
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- No struggle for
power, just pleasure?
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- You afraid?
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'Cause you're free to leave.
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- I'm nervous.
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- Tell me a fantasy.
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- A secret fantasy?
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I don't think so.
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- Come on.
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Just one fantasy.
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- I guess I've...
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Always wanted to be overpowered.
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Dominated.
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- Take off your sweater.
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Come here.
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Come here.
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(upbeat Latin dance music)
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There you go, how's that?
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- Stop it, stop it!
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- Say cock-a-doodle-doo.
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- Let me go.
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- Say cock-a-doodle-doo.
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- Let me go!
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- Say cock-a-doodle-doo!
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- Let me go!
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- Say cock-a-doodle-doo!
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(laughs)
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- No!
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- Wow.
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- You prick, you
testosterone-infested,
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animalistic pig prick punk!
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I'm a lady, you hear what I say?
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I'm a lady, you prick!
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(moaning)
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- Deeper, deeper.
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Oh god.
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Deeper, good!
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You like it!
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(laughs)
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(sensual bass guitar music)
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- How dare you know what I like.
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- Thank you very much.
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(knocking)
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- [Diane] Room service!
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- Would you like some dinner?
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- [Diane] Room service!
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Good evening, I'm Diane.
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I'll be your server tonight.
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- Well hello there, Diane.
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- Thank you very much.
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Goodnight.
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- I've changed my mind.
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I don't wanna be
dominated by you.
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- Sure you do, baby.
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Come eat.
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Tell me a story.
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- What am I,
Entertainment Tonight?
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(dramatic piano music)
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When I was a little girl,
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I was riding down a really
steep hill and I hit
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some soft sand and it
twisted the front wheel
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and I flipped over
the handlebars.
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I still have the scar.
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- Show me.
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Awww.
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- Anyway, it began
to bleed profusely.
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So I left the bike,
went back to the picnic.
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When my daddy saw
me, and he picked me
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up and he carried
me in his arms.
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He laid me down on
the kitchen table.
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The blood had soaked
through to my panties,
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so he pulled those down
and my shorts down.
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And I looked up.
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And I saw all the boys in
the neighborhood watching me.
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Their faces were
very, very serious.
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One of them reached
out to touch.
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My dad saw them and yelled at
them and they all ran away!
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So anyway, I had to
go to the hospital.
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I had to get stitches,
tetanus shot.
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Everything.
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Those boys tormented me
for a long time after that.
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- Think of how they felt
seeing their first pussy.
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I'm sure you loved it.
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- Cock-a-doodle-do!
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(bluesy harmonica music)
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- The controversial
art installation
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The Dinner Party, by
Judy Chicago, was called
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weird and pornographic
sexual art today by Congress.
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The Dinner Party,
first premiered in
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San Francisco in
1979, was received by
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audiences both vehemently
for it and against it.
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- [Mark] You look great.
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- No, wait.
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Let's talk a minute.
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- No.
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No religion, no politics.
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- And wage the
Senate war on men.
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- Tonight.
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- Wait!
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What the hell are you on?
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- Whore!
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- Hey, back off.
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Nice weather we're having.
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How about those Rockies?
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Fading away?
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- [Mark] Why are you here
if you're not a whore?
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Whore!
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- Whore is getting paid for
work you don't wanna do.
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- Whore!
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Say it.
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Say you are my whore.
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- No, I am not a whore.
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Certainly not your whore!
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- You nasty, nasty,
beautiful whore.
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(moaning)
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You are here for my hate.
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Tell me how hot you are for me.
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(moaning)
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(laughs)
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- Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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- You are my whore.
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- You can't do this to me.
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It's such a violation of...
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Men are pigs and
they deserve to die!
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My stakes are way
too high, baby!
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I'm not coming here for this!
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- You like the rough
stuff, don't you?
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- No I don't!
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You do!
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- No I don't, you do!
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- No you do!
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- No you do!
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- You do!
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- You do.
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- You!
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- You.
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- You got some twisted
ideas there, Johnny.
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It's hard enough to
prove ourselves to women.
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But not half as hard as trying
to prove ourselves to men.
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- Proving.
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Why do you women always have
to be proving something?
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You all suffer from
constant identity crisis.
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- You got a lot of
nerve there, Johnny.
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Considering you just
screwed me upside down.
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I'd say you have
something to prove.
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- Don't get me wrong, women are
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fantastic creatures,
they're cunning,
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they're smart,
they're beautiful.
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They should go fight
our wars for us,
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the enemy wouldn't
stand a chance.
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- I wouldn't go that far.
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Find a way for babies
to be born from
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penises, we'll create a
whole new world order.
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- What, are you leaving again?
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- Yes.
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- Shall I take the
room next time?
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- Do you wanna see me again?
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- Yes.
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- Then have some manners.
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And don't ever call me a whore.
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(rock music)
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- Went over to his desk
to get the Coke, looked at
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the can and asked who has
put pubic hair on my Coke.
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And he also spoke on
some occasions of the
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pleasures he had given
to women with oral sex.
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- Have you ever
been with a woman?
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- I once had a girlfriend,
Michelle, in New York.
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She liked me to call her Mickey.
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One day she asked
me to be monogamous.
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It was like I was stun gunned,
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I stood in front of her frozen.
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I mean although we
were lovers, I had
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never considered monogamy
for one millisecond.
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I like men, I like
their predictability.
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Anyway, gay marriage
has contributed to
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the socio-breakdown of
the American family,
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I mean how can anybody
be a life partner?
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Why should the insurance
companies decide?
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I knew I wanted a
child, but I couldn't
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rationalize not getting
him or her a father.
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- Women do it all
the time, men too.
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- How absolutely liberal of you.
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Are you advocating
gay parenting?
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(coughing)
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- No, no I'm not.
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- Would Matthew be
gay if he were raised
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by Mickey and I, is
that the very gay
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point, to densify
the gay population by
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rearing gay young, I
mean is it a conspiracy?
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Gay's a sexual
preference, not a gender.
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I liked it all
better when we were
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in the closet, it
makes more sense.
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Sexuality belongs
in the bedroom.
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Not on the ballot.
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- I think homosexuality is a
learned behavior, a choice.
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- Homo meaning
man is genetic and
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therefore repairable by science.
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- Then why did you leave Mickey?
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- I grew intolerant.
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Women are too high maintenance.
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- So where is she now?
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- Thompson Square Park.
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I left town.
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I got married again
and had a baby.
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Very reactionary.
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- Oh like a good Catholic
girl, marriage number two.
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(coughs)
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- Hello, yes, I'd like a small
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submissive Asian girl
that goes both ways.
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I have cash.
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Bugger all, they hung up.
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Here, you go ahead, try.
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- Hello?
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How you doing?
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It's Mark.
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Can I get a big,
fat, fun black girl?
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No, it's the same credit card.
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Putting me through.
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- Hang up the phone.
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- Say please.
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- Hang up the dang phone!
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- Say please.
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- You hang up the phone!
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- Say please cock-a-doodle-doo!
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- Hang up the phone.
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(laughter)
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- Very funny, Miss I had
A Girlfriend in New York.
269
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:51,703
- Was Long Dong Silver.
270
00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:59,211
(dramatic jazzy music)
271
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,585
- Freedom for the lower class.
272
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:09,254
LA, rioting, racism, liberalism.
273
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:12,791
How do you people
live in this city?
274
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:14,259
Look at this.
275
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,194
- We exist.
276
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,198
Rodney King was drunk
and resisted arrest.
277
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:23,302
- Oh please, the LAPD
stinks of racism.
278
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:27,406
I mean don't tell me that you
advocate police brutality.
279
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,741
- Please, $1 billion
and fires and looting,
280
00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:31,743
what is their
political statement?
281
00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,312
What is their point?
282
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,347
- Life has become expendable.
283
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:37,950
I mean they can't see a future.
284
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,720
I mean it's like,
it's pretty sad.
285
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,891
Blunt, blow, break, beat.
286
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:46,825
Live large.
287
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,461
Fresh flag flew by,
fat five Freddy.
288
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,196
- I hope you are pro choice.
289
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,698
- No!
290
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:56,368
My sister is an organizer for
Operation Rescue on Buffalo.
291
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:59,304
I mean no death penalty either.
292
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,206
You still on the pill?
293
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:04,409
- (mumbles) 7-7-7,
my preventative
294
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:08,313
estrogen stabilizer and
anti-ovulation pill.
295
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,815
She's gotta have have it.
296
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,918
- Well let me get some
of that triple 7 to work.
297
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:13,986
Cock-a-doodle-do!
298
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,554
- Cock-a-doodle-do!
299
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:24,396
Woo!
300
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,372
- [Mark] Get in the tub.
301
00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:34,940
Take it all over you.
302
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:37,276
(urinating)
303
00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:43,649
- [Petra] It really feels good.
304
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:45,484
I like it.
305
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:49,121
I like it.
306
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:56,495
- Slick Willy!
307
00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:02,067
He won't last one term in
Congress with those experience.
308
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,903
Come on, roll on your jeans.
309
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:06,638
- No, I can't go out.
310
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:12,711
We don't go out, you and I.
311
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,779
That's the deal.
312
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,280
- Come on, I'm restless.
313
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,548
I wanna go out.
314
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,218
- We're making a mistake.
315
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,056
We'll turn to
stone or something.
316
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,290
- Trust me.
317
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:27,159
- About as far as I
could throw you maybe.
318
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,261
- We trust each other don't we?
319
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:30,762
- Now you're lying.
320
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:33,532
Men don't trust women that
cheat on their husbands.
321
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,434
- It's you and me, babe.
322
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:36,702
Come on.
323
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,203
- This shoots the
hell out of the
324
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:41,106
romantic existential novel
that I had in my head.
325
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:42,341
Let's stay here.
326
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,576
You get all
possessive out there.
327
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:45,744
It'll change it.
328
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,446
- Let's go, Buckwheat!
329
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:51,083
- Oh I'm telling you, we
don't exist out there!
330
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,919
This is our reality,
these walls here!
331
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,988
- Come on, we'll have some fun.
332
00:20:55,988 --> 00:21:00,525
- I think we're making a
mistake, I don't have any cash.
333
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,060
- You don't need any cash.
334
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,362
- I can't find my lipstick.
335
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:05,464
- Well I got chap stick.
336
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,299
- And my name is Suzy!
337
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:14,539
We're making a mistake.
338
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,978
(loud rumbling)
339
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:33,592
You call this going out?
340
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:36,328
Did you see that
hooker on the street?
341
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,997
I thought this was gonna be fun.
342
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,268
- [Cat Lady] Oh!
343
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:46,571
Oh!
344
00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:51,176
(dramatic ethereal music)
345
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:07,626
Oh!
346
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:25,310
Oh!
347
00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:29,381
(electropop beat)
348
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,430
(electrical buzzing)
349
00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:19,798
(meowing)
350
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,213
- I love this ecstasy.
351
00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:15,320
(meows)
352
00:24:38,276 --> 00:24:39,644
- No.
353
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:40,478
Come on.
354
00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:42,147
Thank you.
355
00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:49,254
- You angry?
356
00:24:53,124 --> 00:24:54,593
You are.
357
00:24:54,593 --> 00:24:57,128
- About you being a muff diver?
358
00:24:57,128 --> 00:24:58,463
Of course not.
359
00:24:58,463 --> 00:24:59,898
- You're jealous.
360
00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:02,601
Should I be sorry?
361
00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:07,105
- Don't ever be sorry.
362
00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:08,406
I can handle it.
363
00:25:25,123 --> 00:25:27,626
(door closes)
364
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,669
That girl needed to be fucked.
365
00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:39,638
- That girl needed
some tenderness.
366
00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:42,474
- She needed to be fucked!
367
00:25:42,474 --> 00:25:43,675
(laughs)
368
00:25:43,675 --> 00:25:46,811
- Have you ever
been in love before?
369
00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:48,079
- Yeah, I have.
370
00:25:49,447 --> 00:25:53,218
- Ha, you don't know
anything about it, do you?
371
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:56,154
- I know Venus,
Diana, Aphrodite.
372
00:25:56,154 --> 00:25:58,323
What do you know about it?
373
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:02,994
- You know Greek mythology.
374
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,063
Good boy.
375
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,066
- I love my brother.
376
00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:12,537
- Masculine love,
it's so generic.
377
00:26:12,537 --> 00:26:13,471
- Cynic.
378
00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:15,140
All the time, cynic!
379
00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:19,778
(chuckles)
380
00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:22,681
Let's try and keep things
in perspective here.
381
00:26:22,681 --> 00:26:25,183
We are having an affair.
382
00:26:25,183 --> 00:26:27,118
Sex, adultery, fantasy.
383
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,255
You want to
fantasize about love?
384
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:34,326
Well go ahead, but
don't hurt yourself.
385
00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:38,096
- We are having a string of
one night stands, Johnny.
386
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:41,032
An affair has a
romantic air to it.
387
00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:43,802
One night stands, baby.
388
00:26:48,673 --> 00:26:50,775
- Leaving again?
389
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:51,776
- It's 4 AM.
390
00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:54,079
I have to work tomorrow.
391
00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:55,080
- Good luck.
392
00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:59,184
- One night stands, Johnny.
393
00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:02,554
- You know, I bought a
townhouse in the presidio.
394
00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:04,122
- Oooh.
395
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:05,123
- You should come visit.
396
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,257
- Sure thing.
397
00:27:06,257 --> 00:27:08,093
Call me at the office.
398
00:27:10,729 --> 00:27:12,464
- [Mark] No, you call me.
399
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,398
- No, you call me.
400
00:27:13,398 --> 00:27:14,232
- No you!
401
00:27:14,232 --> 00:27:15,066
- No you!
402
00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:15,900
- You!
403
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:16,735
- You!
404
00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:18,803
(laughs)
405
00:27:50,769 --> 00:27:52,437
I went to his place.
406
00:27:53,438 --> 00:27:55,340
We took it out of the box.
407
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,741
Burst the bubble.
408
00:27:57,976 --> 00:27:59,411
I don't recommend it.
409
00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:02,614
Keep it existential,
keep the bubble.
410
00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:04,983
Make it your religion.
411
00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:09,087
(dramatic acoustic guitar music)
412
00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:16,127
I feel so distorted here.
413
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:27,005
I love that bridge.
414
00:28:32,744 --> 00:28:35,747
- So what fate brings
you to me this weekend?
415
00:28:35,747 --> 00:28:37,015
- It's against
canon law to believe
416
00:28:37,015 --> 00:28:39,250
in the predetermination of life.
417
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,452
- Ah, rhetoric.
418
00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:41,853
I live alone as you can see.
419
00:28:41,853 --> 00:28:45,723
- Hairdryers and sex
toys all tucked away.
420
00:28:45,723 --> 00:28:47,559
- Are you happy?
421
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:49,627
- What are we, in a goofy movie?
422
00:28:49,627 --> 00:28:51,429
Goofy goofy, happy happy!
423
00:28:51,429 --> 00:28:52,864
Hyuck!
424
00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:55,366
- Don't be so cynical.
425
00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:57,368
- Content, I am content.
426
00:28:58,369 --> 00:29:00,505
I have a beautiful son.
427
00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:02,407
Just beautiful.
428
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:05,076
A job that only gets better.
429
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:05,910
And you.
430
00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:10,014
I have you a few times a year.
431
00:29:11,116 --> 00:29:12,684
Content, not happy.
432
00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:16,788
- It's always
semantics with you huh?
433
00:29:16,788 --> 00:29:20,391
- Happiness is too
abstract for me, Johnny.
434
00:29:24,028 --> 00:29:27,298
I'm feeling terribly
guilty being here.
435
00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:31,336
But I'm not comfortable
here in reality
436
00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:34,439
with you, it's too
artificially real.
437
00:29:36,908 --> 00:29:38,910
Those dishes are
your Italian dishes,
438
00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:41,045
they have blue flowers on them.
439
00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:43,548
These etchings, these
are your etchings.
440
00:29:43,548 --> 00:29:45,183
Your choice.
441
00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:46,784
Your window, this
is your window.
442
00:29:46,784 --> 00:29:51,589
You've looked out this window
a thousand times alone.
443
00:29:51,589 --> 00:29:53,591
With a thousand other women.
444
00:29:53,591 --> 00:29:55,793
It's your window, your view.
445
00:29:55,793 --> 00:29:56,794
Your bed.
446
00:29:56,794 --> 00:29:58,930
I don't wanna sleep in your bed.
447
00:29:58,930 --> 00:30:02,100
- Now come on, you're talking
like a scared little girl.
448
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:03,535
Tell me something.
449
00:30:03,535 --> 00:30:06,604
Tell me what you believe in.
450
00:30:06,604 --> 00:30:08,873
- In knowledge and freedom!
451
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,111
And you?
452
00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:16,548
- I believe in money,
and the power it creates.
453
00:30:19,184 --> 00:30:23,021
I believe in beauty and
the cock and the cunt.
454
00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:25,290
And in family.
455
00:30:27,258 --> 00:30:31,029
I believe in family.
(phone rings)
456
00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:31,863
Excuse me.
457
00:30:34,132 --> 00:30:35,800
Hello?
458
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,035
Oooh, hi there.
459
00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:40,405
No I can't tonight.
460
00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:41,973
No, not tomorrow either.
461
00:30:41,973 --> 00:30:42,807
I can't.
462
00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:43,641
Okay, sweetie.
463
00:30:43,641 --> 00:30:45,376
All right, okay, bye.
464
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,984
- You exist by your own rules.
465
00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:57,855
I can't imagine
what that's like.
466
00:30:57,855 --> 00:31:00,725
- You're romanticizing
my solitude.
467
00:31:01,759 --> 00:31:02,594
Don't.
468
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:04,529
It's lonely.
469
00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:08,900
(dramatic piano music)
470
00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:38,930
Let's make tonight all about...
471
00:31:45,136 --> 00:31:45,937
Petra.
472
00:31:47,238 --> 00:31:48,139
Just Petra.
473
00:31:52,777 --> 00:31:55,580
Let's pretend that
we are in love.
474
00:31:56,781 --> 00:31:59,017
That's our fantasy tonight.
475
00:32:06,891 --> 00:32:09,627
(glass shatters)
476
00:32:11,062 --> 00:32:13,231
I'm here for you, sweetie.
477
00:32:15,566 --> 00:32:17,068
Come on.
478
00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:19,237
Let's get this off of you.
479
00:32:21,139 --> 00:32:22,974
I'm all yours tonight.
480
00:32:24,642 --> 00:32:26,711
Isn't that what you want?
481
00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:36,821
- My fantasy of being the
best among many is shattered!
482
00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:39,424
Here tonight.
483
00:32:39,424 --> 00:32:41,659
(laughter)
484
00:32:46,397 --> 00:32:49,167
- I'll give you everything
you want tonight.
485
00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:49,967
- Liar.
486
00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:53,538
Don't screw with my head.
487
00:32:53,538 --> 00:32:55,340
- Pretend you love me.
488
00:33:00,078 --> 00:33:02,146
(moans)
489
00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:04,315
- You don't wanna love me.
490
00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:11,022
- Just say you love me.
491
00:33:11,022 --> 00:33:15,960
- No, I'm a
cock-a-doodle-do (mumbles).
492
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,428
- Say it.
493
00:33:17,428 --> 00:33:21,599
(dramatic acoustic
guitar and piano music)
494
00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:44,555
Look me in the eye and say it.
495
00:33:44,555 --> 00:33:45,390
Will you?
496
00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:57,969
Say you love me.
497
00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:00,471
- I love you.
498
00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:03,674
10 times to Jupiter.
499
00:34:06,110 --> 00:34:07,345
And back again.
500
00:34:25,663 --> 00:34:27,231
I'm divorced, Mark.
501
00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:30,935
I got divorced.
502
00:34:30,935 --> 00:34:32,904
- Insanity or disillusionment?
503
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,239
- I can't make love to him.
504
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,074
I can't even kiss him.
505
00:34:38,776 --> 00:34:41,212
- Can't you fake it?
506
00:34:41,212 --> 00:34:42,447
What the hell happened?
507
00:34:42,447 --> 00:34:45,983
I thought you didn't
want things to change.
508
00:34:45,983 --> 00:34:48,052
- I didn't want
things to change.
509
00:34:48,052 --> 00:34:51,389
I didn't wanna say goodbye to
you, so I said goodbye to him.
510
00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:52,690
Very selfish.
511
00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:56,194
Really gotta stop
thinking with my crotch.
512
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,000
(vomits)
513
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,736
- [Mark] You seeing anyone?
514
00:35:05,736 --> 00:35:06,737
- My shrink.
515
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,641
- Come on, on your knees,
you'll feel better.
516
00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:12,176
- You're such a pig.
517
00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:15,246
- Oh come on, you
haven't even kissed me.
518
00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:16,347
Snap out of it.
519
00:35:16,347 --> 00:35:18,015
- I don't feel sexy.
520
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:22,053
- You're single now.
521
00:35:22,053 --> 00:35:24,021
Petra and the single women.
522
00:35:24,021 --> 00:35:26,257
- What a repulsive thought.
523
00:35:26,257 --> 00:35:27,658
- Single in the
90s, would you like
524
00:35:27,658 --> 00:35:29,527
safe sex with one
glove or with two?
525
00:35:29,527 --> 00:35:31,629
- Or between rounds.
526
00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:33,264
You know what I like about us.
527
00:35:33,264 --> 00:35:34,198
- My plumbing.
528
00:35:34,198 --> 00:35:36,534
- Our kinetic fusion, no past,
529
00:35:36,534 --> 00:35:39,270
no future, no
identity, oblivion.
530
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,307
But not tonight.
531
00:35:45,743 --> 00:35:49,247
- Hey, you're only supposed
to like me a little.
532
00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:51,182
I'm your Johnny.
533
00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:53,584
How's the weather, remember?
534
00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:54,685
- I'm going.
535
00:35:54,685 --> 00:35:57,321
- Hey hey hey hey, not so fast.
536
00:35:57,321 --> 00:36:01,192
Come on, what can I do
to make you feel better?
537
00:36:05,396 --> 00:36:06,898
- Tell me a story.
538
00:36:09,967 --> 00:36:10,801
- Ugh.
539
00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:16,474
Look at that, I paid
$75 for this fight.
540
00:36:18,976 --> 00:36:19,911
Okay, okay.
541
00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:27,185
When I was a kid, I
hitched up from Texas.
542
00:36:28,953 --> 00:36:31,689
I was leaving
home, leaving town.
543
00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:36,827
I went to this bar and I
met this guy named Ricky.
544
00:36:36,827 --> 00:36:38,462
And Ricky said that
he could get me a job
545
00:36:38,462 --> 00:36:40,998
in San Francisco and
I could live with him.
546
00:36:40,998 --> 00:36:42,300
I was pretty proud of myself,
547
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,502
as you know, I was leaving home.
548
00:36:44,502 --> 00:36:48,673
I was 17 and I was leaving
my girl, my mom, my room.
549
00:36:50,408 --> 00:36:53,010
So I hitched for days and days.
550
00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:57,348
Finally I got a ride
to California Street.
551
00:36:57,348 --> 00:37:01,285
When I got there, I got on
the phone and I called Ricky.
552
00:37:01,285 --> 00:37:04,288
Well damn, Ricky had left town.
553
00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:06,123
No address, no number.
554
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:08,125
No job.
555
00:37:09,327 --> 00:37:12,597
So I didn't have enough
money for a hotel room.
556
00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:17,535
I walked up to Golden Gate
Park, way up that hill.
557
00:37:17,535 --> 00:37:20,571
And I saw the breathless,
majestic beauty
558
00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:23,507
of the San Francisco
bay, the city.
559
00:37:26,043 --> 00:37:28,245
I felt like I was
part of a painting.
560
00:37:28,245 --> 00:37:30,514
I felt a cosmic connection.
561
00:37:31,849 --> 00:37:35,920
Then I was thinking of
bright ideas about my future.
562
00:37:38,623 --> 00:37:40,224
These three guys...
563
00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:43,160
Attacked me.
564
00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:51,402
They sodomized me.
565
00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:56,874
Never had a stronger
desire for my body.
566
00:37:56,874 --> 00:38:00,111
(dramatic piano music)
567
00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:26,704
- I'm so sorry.
568
00:38:30,441 --> 00:38:31,442
- Forget it.
569
00:38:35,212 --> 00:38:37,815
I didn't mean to get emotional.
570
00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:42,753
Can we watch the fight?
571
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,707
Eight months, Petra.
572
00:39:02,707 --> 00:39:03,774
Eight months.
573
00:39:04,942 --> 00:39:06,477
I mean what's with
all the small talk?
574
00:39:06,477 --> 00:39:08,546
If you didn't wanna see me,
why didn't you just say so?
575
00:39:08,546 --> 00:39:10,214
- You look successful.
576
00:39:10,214 --> 00:39:12,149
- Actually I'm engaged.
577
00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:17,621
I gave this girl a ring and I
guess we're gonna get married.
578
00:39:17,621 --> 00:39:19,090
- Very nice.
579
00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:20,391
She pregnant?
580
00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:22,159
- She's not pregnant.
581
00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:25,062
- My how things change.
582
00:39:26,363 --> 00:39:27,732
You know, I'm heavy aren't I?
583
00:39:27,732 --> 00:39:29,633
I can't stop eating.
584
00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:30,468
- You look great.
585
00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:31,402
- He lied.
586
00:39:31,402 --> 00:39:32,570
- Petra, don't give me guilt.
587
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:33,738
Come on, I can't be single and
588
00:39:33,738 --> 00:39:35,539
living in San
Francisco all my life.
589
00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:37,675
- Maybe you're
latently homosexual.
590
00:39:37,675 --> 00:39:38,843
Have you ever looked into other
591
00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:40,578
cities that embrace single men?
592
00:39:40,578 --> 00:39:42,346
- Come on, let's be nice.
593
00:39:42,346 --> 00:39:44,515
Hey, any kinky sex lately?
594
00:39:44,515 --> 00:39:45,349
- No.
595
00:39:48,452 --> 00:39:49,286
No.
596
00:39:50,421 --> 00:39:52,423
- I'm only getting married.
597
00:39:52,423 --> 00:39:55,860
- You know, the institution of
marriage is highly overrated.
598
00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:57,862
- You know, hey.
599
00:39:57,862 --> 00:39:59,864
- Born alone, die alone.
600
00:40:06,103 --> 00:40:08,639
Mark, I want you to be happy.
601
00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:11,475
Everybody deserves that.
602
00:40:11,475 --> 00:40:12,576
(knocking)
603
00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:13,811
Pet, Pet, are you there?
604
00:40:13,811 --> 00:40:14,645
Pet!
605
00:40:14,645 --> 00:40:15,479
Pet!
606
00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:17,681
- Are you gonna hide?
607
00:40:17,681 --> 00:40:18,616
- Hell no.
608
00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:20,618
- I'm answering the door.
609
00:40:22,887 --> 00:40:23,721
Finally!
610
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:26,924
- Hi.
611
00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:27,758
- Hi.
612
00:40:29,727 --> 00:40:32,062
- Sorry, sorry I can't stay.
613
00:40:33,898 --> 00:40:35,399
I just need the Bolex.
614
00:40:35,399 --> 00:40:37,902
- How you doing man, I'm Mark.
615
00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:44,441
- Nice, nice.
616
00:40:44,441 --> 00:40:45,276
- Thanks.
617
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:46,143
- Okay, goodnight.
618
00:40:46,143 --> 00:40:47,845
Nice meeting you.
619
00:40:47,845 --> 00:40:49,880
Hey, my mom's in town
if you wanna see her.
620
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,549
- All right, sure, call me.
621
00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:52,716
- You look good today.
622
00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:53,517
- Thanks.
623
00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:56,987
(chuckles)
624
00:41:02,226 --> 00:41:04,195
You just met
ex-husband number two.
625
00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:05,029
- You...
626
00:41:05,896 --> 00:41:07,031
To him?
627
00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:08,332
- You don't approve?
628
00:41:08,332 --> 00:41:10,100
- Should I, ex number two?
629
00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:12,837
- You would definitely not
approve of ex number one.
630
00:41:12,837 --> 00:41:17,074
He's a very wealthy, very
reclusive megalomaniac.
631
00:41:17,074 --> 00:41:18,876
- Ex number one, ex number two,
632
00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:22,012
will there be an ex
number three, pick a door.
633
00:41:22,012 --> 00:41:23,914
- Are you looking
for the grand prize?
634
00:41:23,914 --> 00:41:25,216
- Is that a twisted proposal?
635
00:41:25,216 --> 00:41:26,851
- No darling, just making sure
636
00:41:26,851 --> 00:41:29,053
you're not in line
with a number.
637
00:41:29,053 --> 00:41:31,989
(baby crying)
638
00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:33,624
- What was that?
639
00:41:33,624 --> 00:41:34,458
- That?
640
00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:35,526
You mean she.
641
00:41:36,927 --> 00:41:37,928
That's Mary.
642
00:41:38,762 --> 00:41:40,364
Come here.
643
00:41:40,364 --> 00:41:44,301
(gentle acoustic guitar music)
644
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:52,243
I had a baby.
645
00:41:53,544 --> 00:41:54,845
Her name's Mary.
646
00:41:58,082 --> 00:42:00,517
(baby cooing)
647
00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:12,796
Do you hate me for
not telling you?
648
00:42:15,232 --> 00:42:16,233
- Yeah I do.
649
00:42:19,169 --> 00:42:20,504
She's beautiful.
650
00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:24,408
I'm gonna get going.
651
00:42:26,977 --> 00:42:29,380
How the hell did that happen?
652
00:42:30,581 --> 00:42:32,116
Am I understanding
you right that the
653
00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:35,319
last time I saw you,
you were pregnant?
654
00:42:35,319 --> 00:42:36,186
- Actually yes.
655
00:42:36,186 --> 00:42:37,488
- Oh actually yes.
656
00:42:37,488 --> 00:42:38,689
That's what I fucking hate about
657
00:42:38,689 --> 00:42:40,858
women, they are never actual.
658
00:42:40,858 --> 00:42:42,760
"Actually yes."
659
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:47,564
Actually yes you were pregnant
the last time I saw you?
660
00:42:47,564 --> 00:42:48,499
You coward.
661
00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:51,201
I'm leaving.
662
00:42:53,604 --> 00:42:54,405
Oh.
663
00:42:56,307 --> 00:42:57,374
Here's the...
664
00:42:59,276 --> 00:43:00,311
Aw forget it.
665
00:43:02,913 --> 00:43:06,417
- Please don't, I
rented some sexy movies.
666
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,521
- Damn!
667
00:43:44,521 --> 00:43:46,190
Damn Dow Corning!
668
00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:49,526
I had my money on silicon
breasts for the past two years?
669
00:43:49,526 --> 00:43:51,462
Beautiful thing,
those silicon titties.
670
00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:53,130
Now Dow Corning goes bankrupt.
671
00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:54,398
- [Mark] Put your money in
672
00:43:54,398 --> 00:43:55,933
(mumbles)
Communications, trust me.
673
00:43:55,933 --> 00:43:59,036
- No no no, if I'm gambling,
I'm gambling in Vegas.
674
00:43:59,036 --> 00:44:00,838
I like a calculated loss.
675
00:44:00,838 --> 00:44:02,373
- Get the hell outta here.
676
00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:05,609
No seriously, would you
get the hell outta here?
677
00:44:05,609 --> 00:44:06,844
- Hello Johnny.
678
00:44:08,178 --> 00:44:09,113
Who's this?
679
00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:12,950
(mumbles) up early?
680
00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:13,784
- Hi baby.
681
00:44:15,753 --> 00:44:17,221
Or go to the (mumbles)
or something,
682
00:44:17,221 --> 00:44:18,989
see if Kato's holding
court on the Unabomber.
683
00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:19,957
Get outta here.
684
00:44:19,957 --> 00:44:22,493
- No no no, who is this?
685
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:23,327
- Petra.
686
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:25,629
Should I know you?
687
00:44:25,629 --> 00:44:27,031
- Probably not, I'm Chris.
688
00:44:27,031 --> 00:44:28,298
Would you like a drink?
689
00:44:28,298 --> 00:44:29,233
- No no no.
690
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:32,102
Would you like a drink?
691
00:44:32,102 --> 00:44:33,671
- Thank you.
692
00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,372
Straight up.
693
00:44:35,372 --> 00:44:36,206
Hey Mark?
694
00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:39,276
I didn't know you
lined up ladies
695
00:44:39,276 --> 00:44:41,011
when you came down, eh pal.
696
00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:41,845
- I don't.
697
00:44:42,946 --> 00:44:46,116
Petra meet Chris, Chris, Petra.
698
00:44:46,116 --> 00:44:48,585
She's a very good friend.
699
00:44:48,585 --> 00:44:50,487
- I'm sure she is.
700
00:44:50,487 --> 00:44:51,588
(chuckles)
701
00:44:51,588 --> 00:44:52,923
I'm sure she is.
702
00:44:54,091 --> 00:44:56,493
I'd like to have a very
good friend like her.
703
00:44:56,493 --> 00:44:59,730
But I'm married, so
that makes me safe.
704
00:45:01,398 --> 00:45:04,401
Why don't you come
over here, Petra.
705
00:45:06,103 --> 00:45:08,238
- [Mark] Hey Chris, get dressed.
706
00:45:08,238 --> 00:45:12,142
- How you know Mark, or "Johnny"
as you like to call him?
707
00:45:12,142 --> 00:45:15,379
- We met at a Halloween
party actually.
708
00:45:17,347 --> 00:45:20,851
- Would you like to
make me another drink?
709
00:45:23,353 --> 00:45:25,322
- [Mark] You wanna kiss him?
710
00:45:25,322 --> 00:45:26,156
- Oh yeah.
711
00:45:27,991 --> 00:45:29,493
- [Mark] Go ahead.
712
00:45:37,968 --> 00:45:40,070
- You're exquisite.
713
00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:41,905
Open your mouth again.
714
00:45:47,845 --> 00:45:50,013
- Okay stop, stop kissing.
715
00:45:51,615 --> 00:45:53,016
It's over.
716
00:45:53,016 --> 00:45:54,885
- It's okay, it's
okay, I'll pay man.
717
00:45:54,885 --> 00:45:56,253
You'll pay for half, she's fine.
718
00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:58,422
- She is not a whore!
719
00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:01,425
- Are you crazy man,
I said I'll pay.
720
00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:08,999
- Sorry man, but I
asked you to leave.
721
00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:10,367
- [Chris] You imbibe much?
722
00:46:10,367 --> 00:46:11,769
- Yeah I did.
723
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:14,304
Still got the lock of downtown.
724
00:46:14,304 --> 00:46:15,439
- Had a fight last summer, you
725
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,975
should've come, I beat Garcia.
726
00:46:17,975 --> 00:46:19,042
Remember him?
727
00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:20,444
Used to date his sister?
728
00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:21,478
Knocked him out in the fourth
729
00:46:21,478 --> 00:46:23,113
round, the best spot I ever had.
730
00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:24,348
- Yeah, well sorry I missed it.
731
00:46:24,348 --> 00:46:26,183
You're a good fighter,
but it's gonna kill you.
732
00:46:26,183 --> 00:46:27,551
Go home to your wife.
733
00:46:27,551 --> 00:46:29,019
Get out of here, Chris.
734
00:46:29,019 --> 00:46:30,687
- Maybe we can get in a
ring together someday, huh?
735
00:46:30,687 --> 00:46:32,689
- Yeah, maybe someday.
736
00:46:32,689 --> 00:46:35,292
Sorry man, I don't
know what came over me.
737
00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,660
Say hi to dad and
Gino all right?
738
00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:37,528
- Yeah.
739
00:46:37,528 --> 00:46:39,163
- You all right man?
740
00:46:39,163 --> 00:46:42,432
- Yeah, I'm fine,
don't worry about it.
741
00:46:56,947 --> 00:47:01,084
- Well that was some
display of permissiveness.
742
00:47:01,084 --> 00:47:02,186
I'm telling him
you're not a whore
743
00:47:02,186 --> 00:47:03,720
and you're acting like one!
744
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:04,821
- "Dad?"
745
00:47:04,821 --> 00:47:06,857
You let me kiss your brother!
746
00:47:06,857 --> 00:47:08,859
I knew you wanted
to push our sexual
747
00:47:08,859 --> 00:47:12,095
limits, but it's
practically incest.
748
00:47:12,095 --> 00:47:13,664
- Don't be absurd!
749
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,098
Do you realize that
I haven't been with
750
00:47:15,098 --> 00:47:18,702
another woman in six months
besides Wendy and you?
751
00:47:18,702 --> 00:47:20,737
- Congratulations,
records being broken
752
00:47:20,737 --> 00:47:23,340
as we speak, do you
feel some sort of guilt
753
00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:27,511
for just having sex
with only two women?
754
00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:29,446
- You got two
ex-husbands, a child.
755
00:47:29,446 --> 00:47:30,647
That's big baggage,
and now you're
756
00:47:30,647 --> 00:47:32,249
over here screwing
around with my brother?
757
00:47:32,249 --> 00:47:34,918
- Time out, you tricked me!
758
00:47:34,918 --> 00:47:36,486
I did that for you.
759
00:47:37,487 --> 00:47:38,322
For us.
760
00:47:39,156 --> 00:47:40,657
- I rest my case.
761
00:47:40,657 --> 00:47:42,559
You were married
and you cheated.
762
00:47:42,559 --> 00:47:43,994
You got a girlfriend in New York
763
00:47:43,994 --> 00:47:46,797
waiting for you
to be monogamous.
764
00:47:46,797 --> 00:47:48,232
You're a super freak.
765
00:47:48,232 --> 00:47:50,834
You know that don't
you, super freak?
766
00:47:50,834 --> 00:47:53,270
I need somebody to be my own.
767
00:47:55,505 --> 00:47:58,108
- "My own," did you
hear what you said?
768
00:47:58,108 --> 00:47:58,942
"My own?"
769
00:48:01,278 --> 00:48:02,813
Your own what?
770
00:48:02,813 --> 00:48:04,448
- I'm not getting caught up
in semantics with you again.
771
00:48:04,448 --> 00:48:07,184
- Have a drink, "my own?"
772
00:48:07,184 --> 00:48:08,885
Why don't you just
start pounding
773
00:48:08,885 --> 00:48:11,421
your chest and have a banana?
774
00:48:11,421 --> 00:48:14,091
(monkey noises)
775
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,195
Your brother is a great kisser.
776
00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:24,501
(monkey noises)
(upbeat acoustic guitar music)
777
00:49:02,839 --> 00:49:05,108
- That feels so good.
778
00:49:05,108 --> 00:49:08,679
- [Petra Voiceover] Sometimes
the world just melted away.
779
00:49:08,679 --> 00:49:12,382
I love that state of not
existing in the real world.
780
00:49:12,382 --> 00:49:15,052
Only right here, only right now.
781
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,122
We continued to experiment.
782
00:49:19,122 --> 00:49:22,626
My personal favorite
was chocolate creams.
783
00:49:23,860 --> 00:49:26,029
(moaning)
784
00:49:40,110 --> 00:49:41,945
That's good chocolate.
785
00:49:54,791 --> 00:49:56,960
So when is your wedding day?
786
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,429
- Don't be like that!
787
00:49:59,429 --> 00:50:02,499
Don't be that
matter-of-fact with me!
788
00:50:06,403 --> 00:50:08,405
- What's wrong, Mark?
789
00:50:08,405 --> 00:50:10,273
Please tell me.
790
00:50:10,273 --> 00:50:11,241
What's wrong?
791
00:50:11,241 --> 00:50:12,909
- I can't love you!
792
00:50:12,909 --> 00:50:15,645
And you can't understand
that about me!
793
00:50:15,645 --> 00:50:17,547
- I want to understand.
794
00:50:23,153 --> 00:50:25,155
- My mother was a whore!
795
00:50:27,090 --> 00:50:29,760
And she loved me so much.
796
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,728
And I never told her
that I loved her.
797
00:50:31,728 --> 00:50:32,963
So you tell me!
798
00:50:34,431 --> 00:50:38,235
You tell me how I can love
you if I never loved her!
799
00:50:38,235 --> 00:50:40,337
- You can baby, you can love me.
800
00:50:40,337 --> 00:50:42,038
It's all right.
801
00:50:42,038 --> 00:50:44,841
You can love me
like your brother.
802
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,616
(sobbing)
803
00:51:04,394 --> 00:51:05,395
- I'm sorry.
804
00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:07,731
I'm sorry.
805
00:51:15,138 --> 00:51:18,642
(Spanish radio broadcast)
806
00:51:31,788 --> 00:51:33,423
- For opening your mail?
807
00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:36,593
You broke your engagement
because she opened your mail?
808
00:51:36,593 --> 00:51:38,095
Now that's cold.
809
00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:39,663
- Well yeah, she opened my mail.
810
00:51:39,663 --> 00:51:40,997
Is that allowed in marriage?
811
00:51:40,997 --> 00:51:42,332
I could never do that.
812
00:51:42,332 --> 00:51:43,433
- Mmmhm.
813
00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:44,968
- Isn't it against the law?
814
00:51:44,968 --> 00:51:47,537
Now she won't give me back
the diamond I gave her.
815
00:51:47,537 --> 00:51:49,206
- Good for her.
816
00:51:49,206 --> 00:51:51,141
Emily Post would
say the same thing.
817
00:51:51,141 --> 00:51:53,844
You've been engaged
for what, a year now?
818
00:51:53,844 --> 00:51:55,745
Guess you're back on the
singles market again.
819
00:51:55,745 --> 00:51:57,180
- Yeah, but I want
the ring back.
820
00:51:57,180 --> 00:51:59,683
I mean I paid 20 grand for it.
821
00:51:59,683 --> 00:52:01,985
Remind me never to
give you anything.
822
00:52:01,985 --> 00:52:05,689
- I don't want anything
except your blood.
823
00:52:05,689 --> 00:52:07,190
Has she moved out?
824
00:52:08,225 --> 00:52:10,393
- Yeah, she's gone.
825
00:52:10,393 --> 00:52:11,228
Your move.
826
00:52:12,429 --> 00:52:13,864
- I mean don't feel bad.
827
00:52:13,864 --> 00:52:16,032
Shane's new girlfriend's
19 years old.
828
00:52:16,032 --> 00:52:21,004
That's 10 years younger than
he and 20 years younger than I.
829
00:52:21,004 --> 00:52:21,838
Your move.
830
00:52:24,441 --> 00:52:25,509
- Are you 39?
831
00:52:27,410 --> 00:52:28,245
You're 39?
832
00:52:33,783 --> 00:52:35,418
Bad move.
833
00:52:35,418 --> 00:52:37,354
- I thought it would be.
834
00:52:37,354 --> 00:52:39,422
You'll be 39 too someday.
835
00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:43,360
If you live that long.
836
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,862
But you'll lie about your age.
837
00:52:47,030 --> 00:52:49,266
How you like my
tattooed eyeliner?
838
00:52:49,266 --> 00:52:50,600
- Tattooed?
839
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,369
Don't be tattooing your eye.
840
00:52:52,369 --> 00:52:54,070
Nah, I mean they
look good though.
841
00:52:54,070 --> 00:52:57,274
You know, I suppose
I will turn 39.
842
00:52:57,274 --> 00:52:58,608
Someday.
843
00:52:58,608 --> 00:52:59,809
How depressing.
844
00:53:00,944 --> 00:53:03,180
- Woo, doubles, yeah!
845
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:05,115
I'm winning now.
846
00:53:05,115 --> 00:53:08,919
One roll of my dice
and your world tilts.
847
00:53:08,919 --> 00:53:10,287
Your move.
848
00:53:10,287 --> 00:53:12,856
You need to get lucky!
849
00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:15,559
- I got lucky when I
met you, Buckwheat.
850
00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:16,726
- Yes you did.
851
00:53:17,627 --> 00:53:19,029
Good move.
852
00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:21,298
Two lost souls (mumbles).
853
00:53:21,298 --> 00:53:22,799
- Year after year.
854
00:53:27,637 --> 00:53:31,308
(dramatic orchestral music)
855
00:53:37,414 --> 00:53:38,315
- Zombies!
856
00:53:40,116 --> 00:53:41,685
(doorbell rings)
857
00:53:41,685 --> 00:53:46,356
("We Wish You A Merry
Christmas" melody)
858
00:53:46,356 --> 00:53:47,190
- Mark?
859
00:53:48,291 --> 00:53:49,926
Matthew, was
someone at the door?
860
00:53:49,926 --> 00:53:51,661
- [Matthew] Si, mama.
861
00:53:53,530 --> 00:53:55,265
(laughs)
862
00:53:55,265 --> 00:53:56,800
Hello, darling.
863
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:57,601
Come in.
864
00:53:59,636 --> 00:54:02,405
(coughs)
865
00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:03,240
You okay?
866
00:54:05,575 --> 00:54:09,746
Matthew, come and shake hands
with mama's friend Mark.
867
00:54:13,883 --> 00:54:18,021
- Whenever I'm mad at
something, (mumbles).
868
00:54:18,021 --> 00:54:19,022
- Very good.
869
00:54:20,357 --> 00:54:22,425
I mean I didn't mean like...
870
00:54:22,425 --> 00:54:25,862
- Mom has her period (mumbles).
871
00:54:25,862 --> 00:54:28,131
- Matthew, that's personal.
872
00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:30,867
Have a seat, Matthew.
873
00:54:30,867 --> 00:54:32,302
Have a seat.
874
00:54:32,302 --> 00:54:34,971
Mickey will be here in a minute.
875
00:55:34,364 --> 00:55:37,100
(doorbell rings)
876
00:55:40,103 --> 00:55:41,805
- Merry Christmas!
877
00:55:41,805 --> 00:55:43,106
How are you, baby?
878
00:55:43,106 --> 00:55:44,607
- Merry Christmas.
879
00:55:48,078 --> 00:55:48,912
- Ah.
880
00:55:51,448 --> 00:55:53,349
- Mickey, Mark.
881
00:55:53,349 --> 00:55:54,851
Mark, Mickey.
882
00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:56,086
- My pleasure.
883
00:55:56,086 --> 00:55:57,253
- Are you sure?
884
00:55:57,253 --> 00:55:58,421
Here for a quickie?
885
00:55:58,421 --> 00:55:59,956
- Yeah, you interested?
886
00:55:59,956 --> 00:56:01,991
- No, sorry, wrong plumbing.
887
00:56:01,991 --> 00:56:05,261
- Oh sorry, I thought
you had a sex change.
888
00:56:05,261 --> 00:56:06,262
- Cold.
889
00:56:06,262 --> 00:56:07,697
- I think you shave your dick.
890
00:56:07,697 --> 00:56:10,100
(laughs)
891
00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:12,836
(speaks Spanish)
892
00:56:18,475 --> 00:56:20,744
Okay, gotta put you
down for a second.
893
00:56:20,744 --> 00:56:21,745
Okay, adios!
894
00:56:25,715 --> 00:56:27,217
- Okay.
895
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:28,051
All right.
896
00:56:29,419 --> 00:56:32,422
- Let's see, he's had his
medicine, he gets it again at 8.
897
00:56:32,422 --> 00:56:33,823
- All right.
898
00:56:33,823 --> 00:56:35,692
- His temperature's
normal, they've had dinner.
899
00:56:35,692 --> 00:56:38,828
I'm gonna pick them up
at 1 o'clock tomorrow.
900
00:56:38,828 --> 00:56:41,431
Gonna take Matthew to see
Candeed at the Almond Center.
901
00:56:41,431 --> 00:56:42,766
- Bye bye, Mark!
902
00:56:49,105 --> 00:56:51,374
Handsome, let's go!
903
00:56:51,374 --> 00:56:53,910
Gonna watch mutant ninjas!
904
00:56:53,910 --> 00:56:55,478
Thank you for holding the door.
905
00:56:55,478 --> 00:56:57,480
You're such a gentleman.
906
00:57:03,753 --> 00:57:08,758
♪ Are you in love with me
907
00:57:09,659 --> 00:57:13,963
♪ Are you in love with me
908
00:57:14,731 --> 00:57:19,202
♪ Are you in love
909
00:57:20,103 --> 00:57:24,507
♪ You watch me all the time
910
00:57:26,176 --> 00:57:29,946
♪ All the time
911
00:57:29,946 --> 00:57:33,917
♪ Do you think I'm pretty
912
00:57:33,917 --> 00:57:36,753
♪ Are you in love
913
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:40,990
(dramatic piano music)
914
00:57:57,540 --> 00:57:59,943
(rock music)
915
00:58:02,846 --> 00:58:04,814
- You're supposed to hit me.
916
00:58:04,814 --> 00:58:05,648
Now!
917
00:58:10,453 --> 00:58:13,556
No, look me in the
eye and hit me!
918
00:58:13,556 --> 00:58:16,993
- Well you know that
I always oblige you.
919
00:58:19,963 --> 00:58:21,598
- Hit me in the face.
920
00:58:21,598 --> 00:58:23,099
I deserve it.
921
00:58:23,099 --> 00:58:26,169
- Baby, I'm not hitting
you in the face, come on.
922
00:58:26,169 --> 00:58:27,003
- Do it!
923
00:58:28,271 --> 00:58:29,973
- There you go, you crazy freak.
924
00:58:29,973 --> 00:58:31,140
- Do it again!
925
00:58:32,609 --> 00:58:33,610
And mean it.
926
00:58:34,444 --> 00:58:36,112
In the face, I said!
927
00:58:38,114 --> 00:58:39,115
In the face!
928
00:58:41,885 --> 00:58:42,719
- No.
929
00:58:43,887 --> 00:58:45,555
- Suddenly your
have a conscience.
930
00:58:45,555 --> 00:58:46,389
- No.
931
00:58:47,657 --> 00:58:50,894
- Why don't you just
admit you hate women?
932
00:58:50,894 --> 00:58:52,228
- I love women.
933
00:58:52,228 --> 00:58:53,830
- Let me down, I
need to talk to you.
934
00:58:53,830 --> 00:58:55,064
- No!
935
00:58:55,064 --> 00:58:56,566
- Timothy McVeigh.
936
00:58:57,734 --> 00:58:59,736
Timothy McVeigh!
937
00:58:59,736 --> 00:59:00,637
- No.
938
00:59:00,637 --> 00:59:02,238
- I need to get down!
939
00:59:02,238 --> 00:59:04,507
Let me go, Timothy McVeigh!
940
00:59:13,483 --> 00:59:15,251
- What just happened?
941
00:59:16,986 --> 00:59:18,755
- Mary's our daughter.
942
00:59:18,755 --> 00:59:19,923
Your daughter.
943
00:59:21,324 --> 00:59:24,694
I got pregnant that
night in San Francisco.
944
00:59:24,694 --> 00:59:25,628
I didn't lie--
945
00:59:25,628 --> 00:59:27,196
- You never told the truth!
946
00:59:27,196 --> 00:59:28,631
Now I want my daughter.
947
00:59:28,631 --> 00:59:30,266
- Could you have
even handled it?
948
00:59:30,266 --> 00:59:31,501
Before I could've
gotten the words out
949
00:59:31,501 --> 00:59:34,170
of my mouth, you would
have bellowed (mumbles).
950
00:59:34,170 --> 00:59:35,204
- Well was it?
951
00:59:35,204 --> 00:59:36,139
Is it, you liar?
952
00:59:36,139 --> 00:59:37,307
- Of course not.
953
00:59:37,307 --> 00:59:39,242
You think I'm
crazy or something?
954
00:59:39,242 --> 00:59:40,777
- You have some
dirty sleeves, lady,
955
00:59:40,777 --> 00:59:42,011
you deserve what you get and
956
00:59:42,011 --> 00:59:44,180
you better have a good lawyer!
957
00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:45,615
- Stop calling me lady.
958
00:59:45,615 --> 00:59:48,184
- You better get your
act together, lady.
959
00:59:48,184 --> 00:59:50,853
You poor, selfish woman.
960
00:59:50,853 --> 00:59:51,688
- Out.
961
00:59:57,961 --> 01:00:00,163
Do you wanna get married to me?
962
01:00:00,163 --> 01:00:00,997
- No.
963
01:00:08,972 --> 01:00:11,307
(loud bang)
964
01:00:21,417 --> 01:00:23,353
- [Petra Voiceover]
Well we did it.
965
01:00:23,353 --> 01:00:24,620
We got married.
966
01:00:25,922 --> 01:00:28,791
But it was more like a funeral.
967
01:00:28,791 --> 01:00:31,427
I thought it was the
right thing to do.
968
01:00:31,427 --> 01:00:33,329
So did Johnny.
969
01:00:33,329 --> 01:00:34,263
Guess what?
970
01:00:37,066 --> 01:00:37,867
Oh, ow!
971
01:00:39,936 --> 01:00:40,770
Ow!
972
01:00:40,770 --> 01:00:41,571
- What?
973
01:00:42,705 --> 01:00:43,639
What?
974
01:00:43,639 --> 01:00:45,174
- A piece of glass!
975
01:00:46,376 --> 01:00:47,210
- Hold on.
976
01:00:47,210 --> 01:00:48,444
- I'm bleeding.
977
01:00:50,546 --> 01:00:52,081
- Yes, hi.
978
01:00:52,081 --> 01:00:54,050
Could you send up a
doctor and a chef please?
979
01:00:54,050 --> 01:00:56,519
- I was on my way to ER,
I got this emergency call.
980
01:00:56,519 --> 01:00:57,553
Good evening.
981
01:00:58,421 --> 01:00:59,389
What happened?
982
01:00:59,389 --> 01:01:00,823
- There's glass in my soup.
983
01:01:00,823 --> 01:01:01,691
- He bit his ear!
984
01:01:01,691 --> 01:01:02,525
He bit his ear!
985
01:01:02,525 --> 01:01:03,459
Did you see that?
986
01:01:03,459 --> 01:01:04,427
- He did what?
987
01:01:04,427 --> 01:01:05,762
You bit what?
988
01:01:05,762 --> 01:01:06,829
- Impossible!
989
01:01:08,965 --> 01:01:09,899
- He bit it?
990
01:01:09,899 --> 01:01:11,334
- They stopped the fight.
991
01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:12,335
- What an animal.
992
01:01:12,335 --> 01:01:14,303
- You are the animal.
993
01:01:14,303 --> 01:01:15,972
- This is my wedding
day, for crying out loud.
994
01:01:15,972 --> 01:01:17,240
- Oh it's not like
you never had one
995
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:18,574
before, let me watch the fight.
996
01:01:18,574 --> 01:01:19,976
Please, baby, please.
997
01:01:19,976 --> 01:01:22,045
- Mark, show the chef the glass.
998
01:01:22,045 --> 01:01:23,546
- Show me the glass.
999
01:01:23,546 --> 01:01:24,847
- I thought you bit her.
1000
01:01:24,847 --> 01:01:26,449
(laughter)
1001
01:01:26,449 --> 01:01:27,850
- Please shut up.
1002
01:01:27,850 --> 01:01:28,851
- Where the hell is it?
1003
01:01:28,851 --> 01:01:29,685
I don't know.
1004
01:01:29,685 --> 01:01:30,620
- You had it.
1005
01:01:30,620 --> 01:01:31,754
- Perhaps you chipped a tooth.
1006
01:01:31,754 --> 01:01:33,923
- Are you calling me crazy?
1007
01:01:33,923 --> 01:01:35,458
- Look, you're under a
great deal of stress.
1008
01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:36,292
- Mark!
1009
01:01:36,292 --> 01:01:37,126
- Just relax.
1010
01:01:37,126 --> 01:01:37,960
- Am I under stress?
1011
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,228
- Yes.
1012
01:01:39,228 --> 01:01:40,329
Bite on this.
1013
01:01:50,807 --> 01:01:52,708
I don't see anything.
1014
01:01:52,708 --> 01:01:55,378
- You all see I'm bleeding
from my mouth here?
1015
01:01:55,378 --> 01:01:58,781
- Yes, we do baby, now
would you please calm down?
1016
01:01:58,781 --> 01:02:00,149
- Get out!
1017
01:02:00,149 --> 01:02:00,883
Get out!
1018
01:02:04,821 --> 01:02:09,158
- If you need further
assistance, please call me.
1019
01:02:09,158 --> 01:02:11,260
- Any further assistance?
1020
01:02:12,929 --> 01:02:15,164
- I'll send up another
steak on the house.
1021
01:02:15,164 --> 01:02:16,466
- Thank you, I won't eat it.
1022
01:02:16,466 --> 01:02:18,468
- Thank you for coming.
1023
01:02:18,468 --> 01:02:19,469
- Thank you.
1024
01:02:20,903 --> 01:02:24,774
(speaking foreign language)
1025
01:02:24,774 --> 01:02:25,875
- To you too.
1026
01:02:27,076 --> 01:02:29,011
- Thank you for coming.
1027
01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:32,315
Thank you for coming.
1028
01:02:33,216 --> 01:02:35,284
- "Thank you for coming?"
1029
01:02:38,554 --> 01:02:40,723
What are they, your guests?
1030
01:02:40,723 --> 01:02:41,891
- That was the most incredible
1031
01:02:41,891 --> 01:02:43,826
thing I've ever seen in boxing.
1032
01:02:43,826 --> 01:02:46,229
- Did I really just
see you tip them?
1033
01:02:46,229 --> 01:02:47,630
- It's just money, Petra.
1034
01:02:47,630 --> 01:02:49,298
- Just money?
1035
01:02:49,298 --> 01:02:50,433
- Relax.
1036
01:02:50,433 --> 01:02:52,869
- Your so perfectly new money.
1037
01:02:52,869 --> 01:02:54,504
- I tipped the guys.
1038
01:02:55,538 --> 01:02:56,806
Now don't get personal.
1039
01:02:56,806 --> 01:02:58,007
- We're married,
for Heaven's sake,
1040
01:02:58,007 --> 01:02:59,642
but nothing personal
going on here.
1041
01:02:59,642 --> 01:03:02,712
- Don't tell me how
to spend my money.
1042
01:03:04,981 --> 01:03:07,250
I suppose you
wanna have sex now.
1043
01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:09,085
- I suppose you don't.
1044
01:03:15,358 --> 01:03:16,626
I cut my mouth.
1045
01:03:17,827 --> 01:03:18,928
I really did.
1046
01:03:27,236 --> 01:03:28,070
I'm sorry.
1047
01:03:32,909 --> 01:03:34,243
I hate weddings.
1048
01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:39,315
I hate weddings.
1049
01:03:46,222 --> 01:03:48,391
(sneezes)
1050
01:03:53,262 --> 01:03:56,098
- You want me to
get you something?
1051
01:03:56,098 --> 01:03:57,433
- I need to eat.
1052
01:03:58,601 --> 01:03:59,902
I need to drink.
1053
01:04:00,970 --> 01:04:02,038
I need drugs.
1054
01:04:06,042 --> 01:04:07,276
- Well do you want a drink?
1055
01:04:07,276 --> 01:04:09,245
I mean they say have
whiskey or something.
1056
01:04:09,245 --> 01:04:11,547
Shall I go to the store?
1057
01:04:11,547 --> 01:04:13,149
- No, no thank you.
1058
01:04:14,784 --> 01:04:17,320
I need a transfusion.
1059
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:18,254
A lobotomy.
1060
01:04:20,122 --> 01:04:22,458
Codeine and panties please.
1061
01:04:29,332 --> 01:04:30,967
- Here, let me take
your temperature.
1062
01:04:30,967 --> 01:04:31,901
- Don't you dare!
1063
01:04:31,901 --> 01:04:33,236
(laughter)
1064
01:04:33,236 --> 01:04:34,337
- I made you laugh.
1065
01:04:34,337 --> 01:04:36,239
- Get outta here.
1066
01:04:36,239 --> 01:04:37,540
- All right, I gotta
get out for a while,
1067
01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:40,476
I'm gonna get the weekly
(mumbles) for mama.
1068
01:04:40,476 --> 01:04:43,145
You want me to get you anything?
1069
01:04:43,145 --> 01:04:44,814
- Yes actually, OBs.
1070
01:04:48,251 --> 01:04:49,118
- OBs?
1071
01:04:49,118 --> 01:04:50,286
- Yeah.
1072
01:04:50,286 --> 01:04:52,688
- Actually, I don't think so.
1073
01:04:52,688 --> 01:04:54,690
- Aw man, I've got the curse.
1074
01:04:54,690 --> 01:04:56,492
What do you want me to do?
1075
01:04:56,492 --> 01:04:58,027
Hi honey.
1076
01:04:58,027 --> 01:05:00,830
Dig a hole and sit over it?
1077
01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:04,267
Don't worry, they'll come all
clean and white in the box.
1078
01:05:04,267 --> 01:05:05,534
- On the shelf?
1079
01:05:06,869 --> 01:05:08,638
- Yes, on the shelf.
1080
01:05:08,638 --> 01:05:10,072
I use Super.
1081
01:05:10,072 --> 01:05:11,574
Can you handle it?
1082
01:05:13,242 --> 01:05:14,076
- Oh man.
1083
01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:19,749
This is sad.
1084
01:05:21,217 --> 01:05:22,151
Really sad.
1085
01:05:35,031 --> 01:05:37,199
(sneezes)
1086
01:05:39,635 --> 01:05:42,538
- [Perta Voiceover] We
became annoyingly normal.
1087
01:05:42,538 --> 01:05:47,009
Like Erica Jong said, men
and women, women and men.
1088
01:05:47,009 --> 01:05:48,577
It will never work.
1089
01:05:49,979 --> 01:05:51,647
I never wanted to believe that.
1090
01:05:51,647 --> 01:05:55,251
- I'll say one thing
to the American people.
1091
01:05:55,251 --> 01:05:57,920
I want you to listen to me.
1092
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:01,157
I did not have sexual relations
1093
01:06:01,157 --> 01:06:03,759
with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
1094
01:06:05,061 --> 01:06:07,163
- Monica, Monica, Monica.
1095
01:06:08,097 --> 01:06:09,432
You know there was a time when
1096
01:06:09,432 --> 01:06:11,801
you'd pretty much
do me anywhere.
1097
01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:14,403
Remember that stool I
used to have for you?
1098
01:06:14,403 --> 01:06:16,072
Whatever happened
to pressing the
1099
01:06:16,072 --> 01:06:18,374
sexual envelope
during our genesis
1100
01:06:18,374 --> 01:06:21,510
of sexual recession in the 90s?
1101
01:06:21,510 --> 01:06:23,713
- (mumbles) an intern, would you
1102
01:06:23,713 --> 01:06:26,549
please not put that
wet towel on the couch?
1103
01:06:26,549 --> 01:06:29,452
- What are you doing today?
1104
01:06:29,452 --> 01:06:30,886
- I'm doing it.
1105
01:06:30,886 --> 01:06:32,221
I downloaded The Star Report.
1106
01:06:32,221 --> 01:06:33,889
- My God, that's it!
1107
01:06:35,391 --> 01:06:38,728
(phone rings)
1108
01:06:38,728 --> 01:06:39,562
Hello?
1109
01:06:41,030 --> 01:06:41,931
Yes she is.
1110
01:06:43,799 --> 01:06:45,267
And you are?
1111
01:06:45,267 --> 01:06:46,469
Hang on.
1112
01:06:46,469 --> 01:06:47,903
Honey, it's Lars.
1113
01:06:48,971 --> 01:06:51,474
He called yesterday too.
1114
01:06:51,474 --> 01:06:52,541
- Why didn't you tell me?
1115
01:06:52,541 --> 01:06:54,377
- I'm telling you now.
1116
01:06:55,411 --> 01:06:58,247
(speaking German)
1117
01:07:20,636 --> 01:07:22,805
Monkey business?
1118
01:07:22,805 --> 01:07:24,373
- Don't be cynical.
1119
01:07:26,242 --> 01:07:28,110
- Well can't you get a
message service or something?
1120
01:07:28,110 --> 01:07:30,479
I mean where's your cell
phone, it is Sunday.
1121
01:07:30,479 --> 01:07:32,681
- I left it on the plane.
1122
01:07:32,681 --> 01:07:34,016
I knew it was only a matter of
1123
01:07:34,016 --> 01:07:35,684
time before you got
time possessive.
1124
01:07:35,684 --> 01:07:39,088
- You should've brought
Mary this weekend.
1125
01:07:39,088 --> 01:07:41,657
- I will not let
her be our catalyst.
1126
01:07:41,657 --> 01:07:45,661
Look, she's having a
sleepover at Mickey's okay?
1127
01:07:48,564 --> 01:07:51,567
I won't be here for dinner.
1128
01:07:51,567 --> 01:07:52,401
No.
1129
01:07:53,669 --> 01:07:55,037
- Whatever.
1130
01:07:55,037 --> 01:07:56,272
I'm hungry now!
1131
01:07:57,206 --> 01:07:58,707
I want to eat now!
1132
01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:01,710
- Whatever.
1133
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:06,482
German consulate please.
1134
01:08:11,353 --> 01:08:13,422
(farts)
1135
01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:14,924
(coughs)
1136
01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:16,926
(burps)
1137
01:08:20,296 --> 01:08:23,799
Men are pigs and
they deserve to die.
1138
01:08:23,799 --> 01:08:27,036
(dramatic piano music)
1139
01:08:30,239 --> 01:08:33,609
It's a tragedy to
forget the passion.
1140
01:08:33,609 --> 01:08:36,178
Married with children.
1141
01:08:36,178 --> 01:08:39,715
Just what I ran from
in the beginning.
1142
01:08:39,715 --> 01:08:41,283
Contained contempt.
1143
01:08:42,518 --> 01:08:44,253
There has to be more.
1144
01:08:56,665 --> 01:08:58,400
- No, cancel it.
1145
01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:00,603
Be there at 5:30, Terminal B?
1146
01:09:00,603 --> 01:09:01,704
Yeah, bring the leases.
1147
01:09:01,704 --> 01:09:03,172
Thanks.
1148
01:09:03,172 --> 01:09:04,006
Hi, baby.
1149
01:09:04,006 --> 01:09:04,840
- Hi.
1150
01:09:07,743 --> 01:09:09,478
- We now have an
office in New York
1151
01:09:09,478 --> 01:09:11,447
at the World Trade Towers.
1152
01:09:11,447 --> 01:09:14,517
One floor beneath
the secret service.
1153
01:09:15,618 --> 01:09:17,119
- Well dolce vita.
1154
01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:24,393
- Hi, can I get an iced
latte, and a double
1155
01:09:25,561 --> 01:09:28,631
espresso for me, and
egg white omelet.
1156
01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:32,201
Thanks a lot.
1157
01:09:35,204 --> 01:09:36,572
Damn Turks.
1158
01:09:36,572 --> 01:09:38,541
They've been fighting
for 600 years.
1159
01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,142
Missiles aren't gonna stop them.
1160
01:09:40,142 --> 01:09:42,545
They're turning
exile into genocide.
1161
01:09:42,545 --> 01:09:43,746
Goddamn press.
1162
01:09:43,746 --> 01:09:46,015
- Mark, I need a personal favor.
1163
01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:48,217
- Sure baby, anything.
1164
01:09:48,217 --> 01:09:50,452
- You know I love you right?
1165
01:09:50,452 --> 01:09:52,588
- In your own bombastic style.
1166
01:09:52,588 --> 01:09:55,357
- You're the only guy
I try to understand.
1167
01:09:55,357 --> 01:09:58,360
- I'm not totally
sure about that.
1168
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:02,498
- I'm hoping you can help me
out here and give me a divorce.
1169
01:10:02,498 --> 01:10:04,333
I'm dying on the vine.
1170
01:10:06,569 --> 01:10:08,404
- No you're not.
1171
01:10:08,404 --> 01:10:10,072
You're beautiful.
1172
01:10:10,072 --> 01:10:12,074
We have a beautiful child.
1173
01:10:12,074 --> 01:10:14,143
The answer's no.
1174
01:10:14,143 --> 01:10:15,744
I told you that
in the beginning.
1175
01:10:15,744 --> 01:10:16,579
- I can't.
1176
01:10:17,746 --> 01:10:20,015
I just don't want
to see you every
1177
01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:22,918
day, don't take it personally.
1178
01:10:22,918 --> 01:10:26,455
It spoils it, I don't wanna
see anybody every day.
1179
01:10:26,455 --> 01:10:28,524
Can't we just call it off?
1180
01:10:28,524 --> 01:10:30,893
Mary's in grade
school now and...
1181
01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:32,962
- Like a fight or a game.
1182
01:10:32,962 --> 01:10:34,797
Weather permit.
1183
01:10:34,797 --> 01:10:36,365
Call it off.
1184
01:10:36,365 --> 01:10:38,601
What, are you kidding me?
1185
01:10:38,601 --> 01:10:40,502
The answer's no, Petra.
1186
01:10:42,972 --> 01:10:44,773
- I was kidding, yeah.
1187
01:10:46,342 --> 01:10:47,309
No I wasn't.
1188
01:10:51,780 --> 01:10:54,149
I really wanna be on my own.
1189
01:10:54,149 --> 01:10:56,852
I've never really
been on my own.
1190
01:10:57,853 --> 01:11:00,356
- Well that's a damn shame.
1191
01:11:00,356 --> 01:11:03,025
It's called desertion.
1192
01:11:03,025 --> 01:11:04,927
The answer's no, Petra.
1193
01:11:06,061 --> 01:11:08,163
- When's the last
time you told a story?
1194
01:11:08,163 --> 01:11:10,833
- Ah, discovering each other.
1195
01:11:10,833 --> 01:11:12,534
Insatiable lust.
1196
01:11:12,534 --> 01:11:14,069
- I feel confined!
1197
01:11:14,069 --> 01:11:15,571
- Well you aren't.
1198
01:11:17,706 --> 01:11:21,877
- I itch all the time,
my skin actually itches.
1199
01:11:21,877 --> 01:11:23,846
- Well then scratch it.
1200
01:11:23,846 --> 01:11:25,281
The answer is no.
1201
01:11:26,548 --> 01:11:28,817
Now don't ask me again.
1202
01:11:28,817 --> 01:11:30,119
You want some lunch?
1203
01:11:30,119 --> 01:11:33,155
- Don't you miss what
we had during our tryst?
1204
01:11:33,155 --> 01:11:34,790
Didn't it feel right then?
1205
01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:35,624
- Yes.
1206
01:11:36,759 --> 01:11:38,527
It's different now.
1207
01:11:38,527 --> 01:11:39,895
Have some lunch.
1208
01:11:39,895 --> 01:11:41,630
- You're tired of me.
1209
01:11:43,766 --> 01:11:45,334
- No.
1210
01:11:45,334 --> 01:11:48,570
(dramatic piano music)
1211
01:11:53,509 --> 01:11:54,410
No I'm not.
1212
01:11:56,578 --> 01:11:58,247
You're my wife.
1213
01:11:58,247 --> 01:11:59,615
- I hate when you say that.
1214
01:11:59,615 --> 01:12:01,850
- Well you better like
the way it sounds.
1215
01:12:01,850 --> 01:12:03,852
Grow up, Petra.
1216
01:12:03,852 --> 01:12:06,288
I'm not letting
you off the hook.
1217
01:12:06,288 --> 01:12:08,457
- I'm not having
anymore children.
1218
01:12:08,457 --> 01:12:11,627
- Fine, but you're
gonna stay my wife.
1219
01:12:13,062 --> 01:12:16,131
- What is this, some
sort of punishment?
1220
01:12:16,131 --> 01:12:17,066
I want out.
1221
01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:21,537
I want things the way they were.
1222
01:12:21,537 --> 01:12:23,305
- My God, we're married.
1223
01:12:23,305 --> 01:12:25,574
We got married in Las Vegas!
1224
01:12:25,574 --> 01:12:26,909
For God's sakes.
1225
01:12:28,811 --> 01:12:31,013
Doesn't that mean
anything to you?
1226
01:12:31,013 --> 01:12:33,515
- I hate the slow burn.
1227
01:12:33,515 --> 01:12:35,351
I want combustion.
1228
01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:36,185
Fusion.
1229
01:12:37,820 --> 01:12:38,654
Remember?
1230
01:12:42,024 --> 01:12:43,192
- Yeah, well find
it in your work.
1231
01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:45,694
(phone rings)
1232
01:12:52,367 --> 01:12:53,435
This is Mark.
1233
01:12:56,371 --> 01:12:58,574
(whistles)
1234
01:13:46,054 --> 01:13:49,124
(exotic dance music)
1235
01:13:57,032 --> 01:13:57,866
- Hello.
1236
01:15:02,831 --> 01:15:05,000
(moaning)
1237
01:16:33,889 --> 01:16:35,991
Thank you, thank you very much.
1238
01:16:35,991 --> 01:16:39,895
(gentle acoustic guitar music)
1239
01:16:50,205 --> 01:16:55,210
♪ Twinkle twinkle little star
1240
01:16:56,111 --> 01:16:59,681
♪ How I wonder where you are
1241
01:16:59,681 --> 01:17:04,620
♪ Up above the world so high
1242
01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:09,057
♪ You're the diamond in my sky
1243
01:17:09,057 --> 01:17:13,228
♪ Against a world
that makes one cry ♪
1244
01:17:23,405 --> 01:17:28,410
♪ London Bridge may
be falling down ♪
1245
01:17:29,611 --> 01:17:32,714
♪ But your smile
lights up the town ♪
1246
01:17:32,714 --> 01:17:37,719
♪ Sailing on the bounding main
1247
01:17:38,887 --> 01:17:41,957
♪ My hand in your hand,
no need to explain ♪
1248
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:55,203
♪ Singing fills the air
1249
01:17:55,203 --> 01:17:59,107
♪ Us without a care
1250
01:17:59,107 --> 01:18:04,046
♪ Ride a pony across the sky
1251
01:18:06,181 --> 01:18:10,819
♪ Eagles flying by me
1252
01:18:10,819 --> 01:18:14,656
♪ Us way up high
1253
01:18:14,656 --> 01:18:18,827
♪ A kingdom of magical,
mystical charm ♪
1254
01:18:58,433 --> 01:19:03,138
♪ Ours is a mystery,
ours is a fantasy ♪
1255
01:19:03,138 --> 01:19:07,709
♪ Ours is a struggle
from day to day ♪
1256
01:19:07,709 --> 01:19:12,080
♪ But ours is forever,
yes ours is eternal ♪
1257
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:16,251
♪ Because merrily, merrily,
life's but a dream ♪
1258
01:19:24,493 --> 01:19:29,498
♪ Twinkle twinkle little star
1259
01:19:30,398 --> 01:19:33,368
♪ How I love you, near or far
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