All language subtitles for UK Rampage 93 - EP-01 (ซับไทย) (1993)

Shawn Michaels, a champion, will defend against Crush.

Also, hacksaw Jim Duggan goes one-on-one against the narcissist Lex Luger.

And our colleague Bobby the Brain Heaton,

who will analyze the matches, has a very special interview.

I have a very special interview.

I'm gonna be interviewing Yoko Zuna and Mr. Fuji.

One week ago today, Yoko Zuna defeated Bret the Hitman Heart

to become the World Wrestling Federation champion.

And within a matter of seconds,

Hulk Hogan defeated him to become five times-

World Wrestling Federation Chairman, I'm gonna be talking to Mr. Fuji and Yoko Zuna

Hedge Shrinker, Fattu, making his way to the ring,

not the most popular man in this magnificent facility here tonight.

But he has won what double tough touch for Bobby the Brain.

He is-

Boy, is he ever.

I'd probably be the most popular person in this facility, Jim Ross.

Well, that's a debatable subject I could assure you.

Fattu, on the out of the Samoa, one half of the Hedge Shrinkers.

And they are dangerous.

Whether it's one-on-one, anytime office president in the corner, anything can happen.

It probably will.

here on Sky Sports.

You know Bobby, they say that before you can be a great tag team

wrestler, you have must first be a great one on one wrestler.

And both these men have earned their wings in all arenas.

Well, I would have to throw my nod to Fatou,

because they've been together since children.

They fought in the beach, they fought in the trees,

they fought in the jungle.

They know how to fight.

I think I know what you mean.

Joey Moreto, the official for this contest.

I'm saying support.

Well, you never had any.

Why should you?

Oh, come on, I got a lot of fans.

But when that bell rings and you're inside those three ropes, you're on your own.

These people cannot help you.

Some people thrive often like Hulk Hogan.

They get strength from the fans.

They feel the fans.

They need the fans.

But a real, real competitor and a top-notch winner needs one thing.

And that's confidence in his own ability.

Get any end hoot here.

Nobs, you're gonna need all the help you can get.

You might as well get all these limies behind you.

That's a terrible thing to say, Bobby.

Let's show some respect for our great friends here in the United Kingdom.

I make my own friends.

I don't need any friends.

Mautu and Offa are attempting to go through their opening ceremony.

Just as they start to go through their ritual, as it were,

the crowd gets right back into it after the encouragement of Brian Nob to the

National.

Exactly, now it's started at all, and he's going to pay for it.

Tremendous crowd, every seat filled, every seat sold out.

People on the outside wanting to get in, this is what an event here.

And we are happier with this live from the Sheffield Arena.

the limo driver told me he bought a ticket for this event some time ago.

And he could have sold it 15 times for what he paid for.

People have been begging for the ticket.

So how does ticket in England?

Well, for once, I'll agree with Greg exactly right about that.

Of course you'll agree with me, I'm right.

They're ready to go now, Fattu and Fattin nails Nod's from behind.

See, waving to the fans, cheering to the fans, what good did it do him?

Irish whip is reversed to the corner, one of a velocity, and Nod found,

followed him in with a clothesline.

Irish whip far side now, up and over in the back body drop, Fattu in trouble.

Here in the early going, and he's gonna slide out of the ring.

Perhaps to regroup here, or to get some strategy from Offa.

Well, it's great strategy.

The fans don't understand it, because most of them never been an athlete,

especially here.

They got a little game they play where they kick a ball in the air, and

they run up and down, and it looks like they're underwear.

In pro football, I'm talking pro football in the United States.

Quarterback runs to the sidelines so he doesn't get hit to gain extra yardage to stop the clock to run out of bounds.

They think that's a smart move.

A wrestler jumped out of the ring, regrouped.

People don't understand.

They're not athletes here in England.

Well, I don't agree with that at all.

Great athletes participate in the football here in the U.K.

It's a great game and we're running the midst of football season here.

Side hit like by Brian Knox.

Sheffield wins.

They've got a great soccer team.

What do they have Thursday?

Side hit on by Nob's not for long.

Fautou missed that close line.

And Nob's caught it with a shoulder block.

And down goes the big man from Samoa, Fautou.

Couple of big, tough brawlers here.

And this capacity crowd not overly fond of Fautou whatsoever

or his mentor, Alpha.

Size one, you better be nice off it.

You'll shrink your head so quick you won't know what's happening.

Valoran elbow tie up now, let's see if he gets the advantage.

It's Brian Knobbs of the Nancy Boys, side headlock.

Boutou has a slight edge, I would say, in power here.

Even though both men are very, very strong,

Boutou has a little bit of a weight advantage.

You know, wrestling's a national sport where he comes from, so all they do is fight.

Great athlete moved by Fatou, he's set somewhat early,

and just taken down by the hair of Nob to the National Board.

Nob, a little distracted there by Alpha, and it kicked him right in the face.

Fatou kicked Nob's right in the face after that man distracted Nob somewhat.

I would say he's going to be eating his Yorkshire Pudding for a straw.

Tremendous kick to the face and a headbutt.

And down goes Knott.

Tell me, how do they get those little Yorkshire Terriers to make Pudding out?

They don't make Pudding out of a Terrier, Bobby.

Both men exchanging right hands.

Bahtu has a slight advantage.

It found it smart, and down goes Bryan Nows, bought two of the head

stickers in control at this point in time of the contest.

Take him out, Faku.

Don't play with him.

Take him out.

Marcin Arc thrust right to the neck, perhaps into the throat.

Bought two, lately breaking the rules.

Perhaps, if the opportunity arises right now, Nobs has got to rush up defensively.

Nobs has to fight for his butt, what he has to do.

Pile drive from there.

You may go for it right here.

Great Kim, like a great.

Pile two now, trying to waste off Nobs, Nobs, setting back on it.

I'm sorry, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, you were saying, go ahead.

I was saying, did you notice how nob was crawling on his hands and

knees to the corner?

He's looking for his partner, he's lost without saying.

in a very dangerous place, back close to Hoffa.

Get him, Hoffa, get him.

One for good measure.

Hoffa nailed Nobs on the outside.

The referee did not see that.

What a grotesque in the league is Hoffa.

There's savages all right.

And that's the kind of guys you want to do your taxes for you.

Nobs, best refocus on Fatou.

You say you can't win a match, beat Napa.

You gotta beat Fatou in the ring.

What's he going after Offa for?

He's not a bright guy.

He's slamming right out here on the floor.

You hear that?

I'm not.

His body just hammered on the floor.

Gotta crack all the vertebrae there.

You know what that is?

Have no idea.

I'll put you here this way.

It used to be four head shrinkers.

You don't mean?

Yes, I think I do.

Reverse chin lock, sending him back to his cartoon,

putting a regular pressure on the neck and on the lower back.

Aversion of a camel clutch.

His hands locked on the chin.

Look at how red Nod's face is getting.

Looks like he's embarrassed.

This is a submission maneuver.

Fatou trying to make knobs of the Nasty Boys

submit in this particular maneuver.

And it's awful hard to get a guy the size of 5'2 up your back.

Standing beside me, a multi-talented personality,

a superstar in the World Wrestling Federation,

doink of the clown, a man with a sense of humor.

Oh, a sense of humor.

You appreciate a sense of humor out there?

Yes, I do indeed.

Oh, that is so good to hear because so many people

in the United States do not appreciate me.

I take a situation, and I capitalize on it.

I make it humorous.

And that's what life is all about.

Well, shortly you're going to have

to face the African giant Kamala.

Kamala.

Can you capitalize on that?

That's a very strange situation there, huh?

A very strange man indeed.

But Kamala, not too bright.

But I think I might have something on my sleeve for Kamala.

Yes.

Another point that comes to mind, Doink.

Elsewhere in the UK, you're going to be facing a man

who you totally confused at WrestleMania 9, Crush.

Crush?

A big man, a real man, a true man, a man stupid, for sure.

In WrestleMania, millions of people all over the world,

the biggest party in the world, saw double vision.

Including you, Alfred, you look like you have something in your eye.

I do.

Yeah.

I'm wondering which dank clown that was now.

Anyway, Gorilla and Bobby and Jim Ross,

he's on the way to the ringside now.

Lord Alper's so confused, Guerrilla Monsoon's back in the stage, Brane.

You never know it.

and piping tools and stuff like that.

Let's you can enjoy

You could join me there, you're an expert.

I beg your pardon.

Referee Danny Davis trying to communicate with Gamala and.

Forget it.

That's going to be a difficult challenge, no doubt about that.

As is customary, the official, we'll check both men very succinctly,

very thoroughly to make sure that they're not carrying any.

top of illegal objects into the ring.

He found something.

Hey, wait a minute.

What's up?

He's got a piece of wood, some type of billy club up the sleeve of Doink the Clown.

Well, a Kamala's toothpicks.

Well, that can happen.

Have you ever put a coat and found a hanger in it?

Same thing happened.

This was, you gotta believe this was premeditated.

He wanted to use that weapon on Kamala if he had the opportunity.

Maybe he's not done yet.

I don't know if Kamala knows what a clown is.

He's gonna find out real quick.

He certainly is.

Never underestimate the athletic abilities of Doink,

the clown, and Kamala's so big and strong they locked up.

Doink has got to get this big man off his feet.

That man must in order to have any success

offensively in this event.

Well, he's a tremendous wrestler Doink.

He knows, I don't know how many holes.

He knows a maneuver for every hole.

He knows how to get out of every hole.

But he's gotta get Kamala down.

But you can outsmart him, that's obvious.

As long as Kamala is in that upright position,

he'll have the distinct advantage.

Noyce's got to use his quickness and resourcesness.

There's a single leg takedown, and that will help negate

the strength of the giant Kamala.

Arnbar applied by Doink the Clem.

Very simple to beat Kamala.

Very simple.

And what do you mean by that?

What you do is you get two bowls.

Fill one with water and one with dog food.

When he starts eating, you just put the boots to him.

I don't quite agree with that analogy, but in any event,

doing the clown now, stomping away at the big man from Uganda.

And right back into that arm bar, keeping his much larger

opponent on the canvas, where his strength will be negated.

Plus, Kamala is not a wrestler.

He's a wild animal.

He'll fight you.

He'll use anything he can to win.

He's close to that 400-pound mark, if not over it.

but getting a man down, a double wrist arm bar,

a reverse suplex, a duplex.

He doesn't know any of that.

Duplex?

Yes, that's two suplexes.

Kamala, the chop, and Buttock close onto the wristlock.

Another chop and a double leg.

And Doink using the flat of the foot to stomp away at Kamala

and the ribs and the head.

My favorite guy, he makes me laugh, the stuff he does.

I saw him push a button the other day in the escalator.

Going down, everybody stop, you know the button on the bottom there?

Yes.

But 30 people in their packages flew into the air.

What's funny about that?

The landing.

Tell me, what's funny about that?

The landing.

Come on, I'm back up to his vertical base and see how effective he is when he's in

an upright position.

He's so strong, chops.

another chop right to the head, and that donk is in trouble.

Well, he is, Kamau is mad now.

Irish whip, far side, squashed him right in the corner with all that weight and

donk, rolling out of bounds, now wait a minute, where's he going?

This is what happened at WrestleMania.

Uh-oh, here we go, we might see two donks, we might see three.

Well, he's on the other side.

Is he?

Doink has Kamala confused, maybe there are two of these guys.

Is that the same guy that was rushing just wanna go?

Yes, the black guy from Uganda.

No, the clown, Doink.

He's the same guy.

Double ax handle off the top.

I'm not so sure.

There may be another Doink under the ring, just like in WrestleMania.

Why don't you run down and check?

I'll hold the fort here.

No, I'm not gonna do it.

Too many people to go through.

Look at thousands of thousands of fans here.

That's nothing to do with going under the ring and maybe never coming out, huh?

Well, maybe a little that's why I'm not going I'll be right up front with you

Well, that would be a first

Using the ropes for additional leverage towards the clown the big feet right to the face little Kamala

He's back up ready to fight, but he's a little bit woozy

Kamala caught Doink coming off the top rope.

Now the headbutt and the chop, Doink reeling back in the ropes.

Kamala whips him to the other side and caught him with a double crush.

Back to the chest and to the throat, and there's a fixed blast.

He's got him in a pinning predicament, but he's gotta roll him over.

Well, he's not smart enough.

Look at this, thousands and thousands of human eyes, counting the roll and over.

The fans here trying to help Kamala.

Roll him over, roll him over, Kamala doesn't understand.

He thinks the referee should be counting now.

Now he had a note.

He had it for a moment, just a moment, but Doge the Clown, that was a wise move by Doge,

to try to stay on his stomach.

I'm telling you, I know this man, I know him, but I can't put my finger on who he is.

Sometimes he doesn't move, look at this.

He pulled him down, Doge's got the tides, and Doge the Clown, roll him up.

And he didn't need that big piece of wood, did he?

Come on, not at all.

Going to clown with a victory.

Watch the eyes, watch the eyes.

Watch the eyes.

He is a very bizarre individual.

He'll change on you.

Stringer, Samu, being led to the ring by Hoffa.

Our next contest is going to be a tremendous one-on-one

encounter.

Samu big and rugged, no doubt about it.

Bigger than Fatu, if you can believe that.

Big, tough individual.

I can assure you that, as this phenomenal crowd looks on,

man, it's Lord Alfred Hayes standing by in the locker room

area with Mr. Perfect.

Mr. Perfect your opponent Samu is making his way towards the ring. What are your fingerings about this match coming up?

Well, of course my feelings are gonna be like before I go into every match. I'm concentration. I'm focused

But Lex Luger everybody saw what Lex Luger did

I'm still feeling the effects from WrestleMania 9 where he blindsided me and knocked me completely out in the center of the ring

Luger I haven't forgot about that, but right now first things first

Samu

The man usually wrestles in tag team competition.

But tonight, you're one-on-one with Mr. Perfect,

the greatest athlete the World Wrestling Federation

has ever produced.

You know, right here in Sheffield,

everybody is gonna get an opportunity

to see Mr. Perfect go one-on-one with Samu.

And I'll tell you right now, Lord Alfred Hayes,

I have never been more ready than I am right now.

Well, I'm pleased to hear that.

You sure you've physically recovered

from that beating you took from Luger?

Well, the knots are still in the back of my head,

but first things first, Samu, it's you and I.

Right now, tonight, it's going down.

You better be ready.

Mift's so perfect on his way to the ring.

Back to you, Jim and Bobby.

All right, Lord Albert Hayes, thank you very much.

101 match up. This will be...

And listen to the ovation!

Tremendous ovation for our next athlete.

And I want us to preen all around athlete.

He is Mr. Perfect.

Soon, there you see him.

They love this man throughout the United Kingdom.

His speed and quickness must be at his all time best to offset

I'll tell you one thing, he's wasting his time letting the people cheer for him.

He better focus on Samu or it'll be Adios to you, Mr. Perfect.

I'm sure he is full well aware of that.

Thank you, Perfect.

It was perfect as well.

Come on, lady.

Take that sign back to the restroom.

Somebody told me earlier today that Perfect was a lot better off.

He wasn't associated with you.

Well, that may be some people's opinion, but

the only reason he's the athlete he is is because of me.

I taught him everything I knew or wanted him to know, let's put it that way.

He's copied everything from me.

I wasn't aware of that, I apologize.

Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know you taught him everything he knows.

I taught him everything I wanted him to know, let's put it that way.

I accept your apology.

You don't happen to have an American Express gold card on you, do you?

I'll take that.

You won't offend me with that.

No, yeah.

Well, that's all you're going to get.

I may want to take my apology back.

Off of...

who will be here at ringside during this contest.

And obviously, Mr. Perfect must be aware of his presence.

And that certainly puts Perfect in a very precarious position.

Well, it certainly does.

You don't know what the head shrinkers will do.

You don't know what they're gonna do.

I'm not sure they know what they're gonna do.

They're very, very dangerous.

Samu is very quick too, you know, he's not just a 330-pound guy that is slow and

sluggish in that ring, he's extremely agile.

You're right about that, he has great agility for a man his size.

Colinel Botaia, perfect with a side headlock.

The boy would he like that head with that blonde hair hanging from his mirror.

Samu grabbing a handful of hair.

Go, good shoulder block by Perfect.

Using the ropes for a little additional momentum.

Great enchilada by Samu.

And likewise by Perfect, Samu went for the crossbody.

Nobody there.

Missed the clothesline.

The pace is quick.

Crossbody press.

Could be all, only one at this time.

Arm drag, kick.

Amazing, these Limies, the way they're standing here in this guy.

The way he double-crossed me.

Of course, I guess they're used to being double-crossed and double-crossed people.

Come on, Bobby, those remarks aren't called for.

The sun ever shine here.

Of course the sun shines.

Never seen the sunshine here.

This is a beautiful country.

Try to go out and buy a bottle of suntan lotion.

Good luck.

Off up, I guess getting Samu's attention on the outside here.

That's a pretty unique way of communicating, to headbutt it.

He likes it, like a pat on the back for them.

That's a pretty bizarre looking individual as well.

How'd you like that looking in your window about two in the morning?

No, thank you.

How'd you like that in the house with you about two in the morning?

No, thank you.

Referee Joe Morello now.

Exercise is counts, some Sam Lou back in the ring and

it looks as if Sam Lou would like to have a test of strength.

with Mr. Perfect. Perfect wants to wrestle.

Samuel wants to test his strength.

There's a good look at the youngster from

Robbinsdale, Minnesota. A second-generation wrestler.

Come on, Perfect. Put your paw up there.

I don't know how smart it will be for Perfect to go...

strength for strength for this big man.

He was doing a tremendous job keeping Samu off his feet.

Bala Nobo tie up once again.

Perfect is extremely powerful.

He's very deceiving.

All hard.

Shouldered on.

Look at the agility.

Oh, man.

Samu almost took Perfect's head off with that clothesline.

Come on, Samu, get him.

Samu wants to come with those high impact moves.

Straight right hand, Mr. Perfect in trouble now, that's in the corner.

If you beat him, you can keep him.

Samu raked right down the chest, Mr. Perfect.

Whoa, listen to that.

What a chop, rakes his face and his chest with his fingers.

Samu has slowed the pace down.

He slowed it down to where he wants it.

He's dictating the pace right now.

And Samu takes perfect, and throws him over the top rope, all the way to the floor.

And nearer, Offa, there you see Offa, with his back to you.

And Offa, he kicked perfect, right in the stomach.

That's okay though.

What's okay about it?

It's Mr. Perfect, you never kick him enough.

Perfect going over that top rope, looks like the Concorde when you and

I came over the way that landed.

the side of his face and his shoulder into those stairs.

Did you notice something the way Alpha suckered perfect in?

And then Samu nailed him from behind.

Same thing happened in the first match, you remember.

The way Alpha suckered knobs it, which isn't hard to do.

And then Fatou nailed him from behind.

They have a plan.

They're not dummies.

They're violent vicious people, but they have a plan.

Well, you're right about that.

Indeed, there is a method to their madness,

shall we say, as perfect making a ring, right down again,

echoing throughout this sold out Sheffield arena.

As we are coming to you live on Sky Sports,

Irish whip far side of the ring.

Perfect, put the mirror out of the way.

And Samu found nothing but turnbuckle.

Perfect, leg three-five.

Oh, my god.

Trying to snap his leg whilst Mr. Perfect.

And that was certainly less than Samu's mobility.

Well, you bet, Ross.

Spinning leg lock.

Put in a great deal of pressure on the knee.

I could never wrestle barefoot.

Pardon me?

I could never wrestle barefoot.

I couldn't even imagine it.

How painful that could be.

Straight right hand, hard right hand.

And again, on the outside, off up.

With another cheap shot, as Samu will gain an unfair advantage here,

thanks to the outside interference of Offa.

But if the ref don't see it, he can't call it.

Well, you're right about that, but it's still illegal and unethical.

But I'm sure you don't know a lot about ethics.

You know what ill eagle is?

Illegal.

It's a sick bird.

Samu is a sick bird, he's biting perfect in the face.

They'll eat anything.

They're favorite is metal.

They like metal shaving and cardboard.

Straight, martial arts kick that caught perfect in the face.

There's a lateral press to be over, two, two, and a, come on referee.

They're very, very close, less than one half count away.

From a Samu victory, and now Samu is choking Mr. Perfect right in front of the referee.

But he has a count, he has so five to break that count.

The referee reaches five, it'll be a disqualification.

Samu, who has slowed the pace, more to his liking.

Pick chop there by Perfect, and another chop, and another chop.

Perfect now, building some offensive momentum, but only a short while.

Thumb right to the eye by Samu, and that's tough the offense of Mr. Purpin.

Did you ever have a thumb jabbed into your eye?

No, I haven't. I don't care to experience it. Turn around here. I'll show you. No thanks. I'll show you how to feel that.

I don't mind. Let me thumb you then. I mind that.

Samu tosses perfect again back outside here. Always better to give the receive, don't you know that?

Oh, it is about Christmas time and far as thumb's concerned, I'll pass.

Perfect. Look at...

Offa is lurking around the corner, keeping an eye on the referee for sure.

And no, Mr. Perfect.

Perfect. Run right into the steel ring post.

There's everything you can. You're gonna need it.

May have injured that shoulder there, holding his shoulder.

His left shoulder looks to be a little bit injured.

I mean, Perfect is one tough customer.

He's agile, he's strong, he knows that ring.

Like you said, second generation.

The trouble him and I had, he's not real bright, I figure that.

You know I had to teach him the right, he couldn't write his own name.

That's probably untrue, ladies and gentlemen.

He's a lyric.

Ooh, headbutt, and that may have been below the belt.

It was close.

Perfect's layering a belt.

in the Broen area.

Off I had the referee distracted, and they have,

the head strikers have done an admirable job

of distracting the referee on occasions.

Headbutt, this may be all for perfect.

This should be it, one, two, oh, itches,

just itches away.

Come on, I could count.

So y'all gonna count it at ten.

Slow as he counts.

Samu a little bewildered and surprised.

One, two, three, that's how you count.

They didn't get the three count.

And again, Samu biting Mr. Perfect.

In the neck.

Offa, the leader of the head strengthers.

Offa told me that he can't wait to get to London.

They're gonna go for a walk.

Imagine those three walking around London.

Oh!

Anthony Simeon, Mr. Perfect, exchanging those chops.

But Samu, the bigger of the two, gets the better of the situation.

Look at the people.

This is tremendous.

They're exchanging rights.

It's a brawl now.

Both men barely standing.

And down to Juanigo Simeon.

Mr. Perfect.

down below the belt again.

No, I think he's got cramps.

I think it must have been the food over here.

You know, you eat that mutton pie or whatever that stuff is,

you get, I don't know.

The food here has been wonderful.

Mr. Perfect not feeling very wonderful right now, however.

I bet he's not even feeling Mr. Perfect.

Samu now.

has the advantage, we'll see if he can put Mr. Perfect away.

Slamming Perfect's head, great camera shots,

right there into the turnbuckle,

and Perfect just about out on his feet here.

Can you imagine going back to their island

with all that beautiful blonde hair and a little bitty head?

Boy, would they be national heroes.

They have a parade for him.

That's a real sick thing to think about.

You know what a two-block parade means?

Where they come from?

of appreciation.

Perfect, inside cradle, has him hauled, no, did he get it?

No, he got two.

Great wrestling move by Purpurin, inside cradle.

But as both men came back up, it was Samu with another thumb to the eye.

I believe Samu's ahead on points.

Well, you might be right about that.

Samu tosses Purpurin outside.

Mr. Perfect must show some of his great resiliency.

He's having to wrestle a defensive match here.

Perfect turns around, knows where he's at, hooks him, goes for the perfect plex,

and I think he's got the tights, safe, the referee's in the way,

but I can see from my vantage point, he has the tights.

Yes, we'll be back!

Here in the WWF, a former WWF champion, Bobby DeBrain.

I think he held that title for about six or seven years.

Tremendous athlete, great amateur wrestler in his collegiate days.

Yeah, but what'll that get you?

Nothing.

You don't make a dime doing anything amateur.

Gotta make cash.

When you got so long, you gotta get all the money you can.

You base everything in your life on cash.

Everything.

Don't you have any feelings for your fellow man?

If he brings to be cash, I'll say thank you.

I will take credit cards, negotiable bonds, I'll take securities.

Bob Backlin, one of the fine gentlemen in the sport of wrestling here in the WWF.

And that man is certainly weird, to say the least.

He is strange.

I saw him earlier today talking to himself.

It's a different time.

Well, if I was Backlin, I'd talk to myself too.

He said Backlund was talking to himself.

No, Demento.

Oh, I wouldn't talk to Backlund.

He's boring.

He's the kind of guy who goes to a party

and he hangs in the room with the coats

and memorizes labels.

That's boring, all right, but Bobby Backlund

certainly is far from that.

Demento, big, strong, rugged individual.

Single-leg pickup by Bob Backlund.

Bob back them to stay back and allow Demento to enter the ring without any interference.

And Demento rolls out on the other side.

Who's he all talking to now?

Who's he?

Speak to me, boys.

That's right.

Backing will suffer Demento's devastation.

As we have got a tremendous broadcast yet to come,

including the Intercontinental Championship matchup,

Shawn Michaels will take on the 315 pound crush.

Plus, the narcissist Lex Luger in this broadcast

meets hacksaw Jim Duggan, and the Breen

will talk to Mr. Fuji and Yoko Zuna, that and more.

I wanna really find out what happened

with this Hulk Hogan situation.

Hulk Hogan is now the World Wrestling Federation champion.

Won the title in, what was it, four or five seconds?

I never saw anything like that.

being here in Sheffield.

A lot of things, what do you think's great?

You won't hear that lousy USA, USA chant when Duggan walks to ringside.

You wanna bet?

We're not in the USA.

I realize that.

Okay, I'll tell you this.

If these linemen start chanting USA, USA, then it's proved one thing to me.

They have no idea where they're at.

They think they're in downtown Detroit.

Oh, man.

Why are you so cynical?

Or Allentown, Pennsylvania.

Reverse chin lock applied by Damian Demento.

And back to work this way back up only momentarily.

Isn't glass clothing the place where all the men wear miniskirts?

You mean kilts?

I don't know what you call them, I call them miniskirts.

Kilts, reverse chin lock.

You see Demento has a big advantage when it comes to size there.

And he's making back with really suffered with that reverse chin lock.

You got a pound on back on the beat him.

Because he knows an awful lot about professional holds, back and forth.

And anything from collegiate all the way up to winning the WWF title.

The man's a master of holds and counter moves.

And you just got to pound him, you cannot wrestle the guy.

I could, but you could.

Yeah, I don't care, what, what.

I don't believe that at all.

Demento, maintaining control with that reverse chin lock and

Fading, and fading fast here.

Backland needs a big counter move here.

Just creating a little distance between himself and Demento.

There's a cruel man.

Tarrant's head on.

See what he's made of.

Backland trying to turn into the pressure.

I got it.

Oh, I got it all right.

Backland trying to work his way back up, the sole, and backless.

Great leverage there, arm drag takeover, and a high hip block takeover.

Bobby Backland showing great resiliency here, scoops up his much larger opponent.

Backland has deceivingly good strength.

He's 43 years old, can you imagine that, Ross?

Yeah, I can imagine it.

What were you doing?

What kind of shape were you in when you were 43?

Since that flip, I'm not 43 as of yet.

I know you're older than I am.

I'm not older than you.

You're older than me.

Demento on the outside.

Again, hammering Bobby Backlund.

And Demento quickly to return to the ring.

And he wrecks the eyes and the face.

Demento is just a very uproiling, mauling type of athlete.

Well, he's a very strange man.

I don't know what runs through that mind of his, but.

I'd like to find out, wouldn't you?

Well, not particularly.

Why don't you send him to your psychologist,

and maybe he would be able to give tribute to the information.

I don't need a catch, doctor.

I'm perfectly fine.

Well, that's debatable as well.

Demento, taking Backland shoulder first

into the top turnbuckle.

A snap mirror over.

Demento, leg drop to the face of Backland.

Bob Backland in trouble.

Demento hooks the far leg and got a near fall.

going to do back when he's staying on him, staying on him good.

That's the way to beat back when man's in tremendous shape though.

You know about back when he he works up before a match.

I would say an hour and a half.

He does all that stair climbing up and down the stairs, but

he doesn't get any place.

He is a real fanatic when it comes to physical conditioning.

Nutrition is a big, he takes a blender.

He's got all these carrots and everything he puts in there.

Carrots and lettuce and celery and

Twinkies and everything he just jams in there.

Demento maybe a little high up on the shoulders.

I think he sensed that.

And he, again, rakes the eyes.

Referee Danny Davis having a hard time convincing Demento to adhere to the rules.

First Chinlaka again.

Come on, snap it.

Snap his head off.

It'd be nice if he turned his head around that way back to see where he's been.

Backward trying to work his way back up, and he does.

And takes Demento off his feet momentarily.

And Backland meets Demento with a headbutt to the abdomen coming in.

Look at the strength of Backland, but he couldn't hold it this time.

One, two, and that's all.

Barely got out of that one.

You're right about that.

I know it, I'm the brain.

back in the bridge, should be y'all, and it is.

I used to use that maneuver.

You did not.

I did too.

The way you keep talking, Ross, people are gonna think I'm a liar.

They've got that figured out long before I came along.

I can tell you that right now.

Bobby Backland using a great wrestling move.

Bobby Backland, whoop, take another look here, Brain, you analyze it.

Okay, it's very simple.

He's going for a clothesline there.

Backland rolls him in, but he should have held the ropes to mental.

Then I think he loses his balance.

No, that was my move.

Yeah, he saw me to that.

It's called a reverse cradle crotch.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, we'll have more action.

As a matter of fact, now let's go back to Lord Alfred Hayes.

Mr. Perfect, I watched your match against Samu.

You did everything right.

A great confidence builder.

It was a tough, hard, hard fought match,

but you came out with a victory.

Now, does that do something for you?

Knowing that in the U.K., you have to face Lex Luger?

I'll tell you, all the competition here

in the World Wrestling Federation is top notch.

My elbow and my fingers are still numb

when he ran me into the post.

I'll tell you what, Samu's probably one of the toughest wrestlers

I've ever wrestled in my career.

But Lex Luger...

You're the man that's gonna get the payback.

The remainder of the UK tour, Mr. Perfect, is looking for you.

Because everybody saw what you did to me at WrestleMania

when you came up and blindsided me from the side and knocked me out.

Luger, I'm looking for you the remainder of the tour.

In fact, tonight, during his match,

Luger, I will be in the background watching every move that he makes.

And you think that you're going to get some inspiration from watching his match

that may give you the key to success because quite honestly, I've looked at Luger,

he looks even more than perfect.

Well...

Pardon me? There's only one Mr. Perfect in the World Wrestling Federation, and that's me.

Luger only claims to be beyond perfection.

He's the man that challenged me.

Well, somewhere, somehow, Luger, you and I are gonna hook horns,

and we're gonna see who is perfect and who is not.

Back to top physical condition?

A lot of confidence, in fact, brimming with that.

So now I'm going to send you back ringside with Jimmy and Bobby.

Jimmy and Bobby, Bobby and Jimmy, Jimmy and Bobby, Bobby and Jimmy.

No doubt about it that Mr.

Perpick and the narcissist Lex Luger have a big score to settle.

And that's gonna be happening here in the next few days fans.

As we are about to have more action here, the Brooklyn brawler in the ring.

The Brooklyn brawler.

Over 400 pounds, makes his way to the ring.

And our fans in the great city of London, Thursday, April 15th,

and Friday, April the 16th in London.

Kai Foon, a big, huge man, has got to be the favorite

in my estimation in this contest against the resourceful

Brooklyn Brawler brain.

I'm going to have to go along with you on that.

I think the Brawlers just, he doesn't have it when it comes to size, naturally.

Typhoon's just too big.

The Brawlers are street fighter from the alleys of New York City from Brooklyn.

But I don't think he's got it to take Typhoon out.

Well, let me tell you something, I don't know if you knew this or not.

Did you know Sheffield, even right here, is renowned for his steel, and

they produce cutlery?

Right.

And you know the Japanese named a town in Japan called Sheffield, so

they could use the word Sheffield on their cutlery.

Did you know Mr. Fuji owns that town in Japan?

I did not know that.

Well, stick around, I'll tell you a lot of things.

I'm sure you will, and some may even be to the truth.

What?

That Brooklyn brawler.

Trying to stay away from typhoon, and that may be the most sound strategy that he could employ here.

Did you ever hear of a guy, some clown named Trevor Francis?

He's a soccer coach. He's been calling me the last day I was here yesterday.

He was asking and begging me for advice.

He's a brain. Please help me with the team.

He left a message. I wouldn't talk to him, but I can't be bothered with phone calls.

Don't people realize that?

Coach, no doubt about it, and of course, Sheffield wins.

They recently beat Sheffield United in the semi-final of the FA Cup.

Yeah, it's a real tough job, coaching.

You have to tell all those guys, kick the ball forward.

Wow, now that's power right there, ladies and gentlemen.

Colin Elbow hook up and Ty Foon just showed us a great display of strength there.

This is a huge, huge man, about six feet seven or six feet eight.

If not over it, maybe.

Brawler tying an overhand wrist lock and to no avail.

Irish hip to the center of the ropes.

And it's like running into Big Ben or something.

Down goes the Brooklyn Brawler.

Typhoon Caughty, kicked him right in the chest.

On drop kick by this huge, huge man.

I don't think he got him good though.

I think the Brawler kind of had the R, the reverse gear in effect.

the fans here in Sheffield are proud of Sheffield Wednesday.

Now they're gonna face Arsenal in the FA Cup at Wembley on May 15th.

So, our congratulations to Sheffield Wednesday.

And all the great athletes and all the fine fans that support that team.

Oh, win that beautiful cup.

Looks to me like every person in Sheffield must be here.

Well, there was several that couldn't get in because all the tickets were sold out

Certainly, it occurs to fans to see live WWF action if you have the opportunity.

In the middle of it.

Kind of thick in town.

Can't move him.

I'll tell you something, I know why these people like Typhoon.

Why?

He's just like the weather here.

Oh, he missed the elbow, how's that?

Like a typhoon, constantly raining, drizzly, windy, stormy.

Yeah.

Kicking Big Typhoon in the face, and a flat of the foot right to the abdomen.

The brawler's walking away from him.

You're not gonna beat Typhoon like that, you gotta stay on it.

The brawler with a foot right across his throat.

Brawler with the advantage here.

And he better try to widen the advantage while he can.

While he's got the big man off his feet.

I'm surprised that the Brawler hasn't gone for a pinning combination here, Brane.

Well, the Brawler's a street kid, like I said, he likes to fight.

They never tried to pin in the alleys of Brooklyn, try to kick your teeth out.

He's enjoying himself right now, working over buffoon, typhoon, excuse me.

Here's a referee exercising his count.

The Brawler has a count of five to break the illegal hole.

Do the people here in Sheffield realize that?

The Brawler really trying to gain an unfair advantage.

And he's getting dangerously close to being disqualified by referee Joe Morello.

You're not gonna make a lot of money with Typhoon.

How would you do that?

Well, I wouldn't have him wrestle.

I'd taken the shopping center and let kids ride him for a couple of months.

For a couple of pounds.

Makes a great ride.

I'll remind him you said that a little bit later tonight.

Well, I didn't say that.

Someone else told me that in the way.

I thought I'd be late to you.

And now the Brawler gnawing away.

I'll allow the head shrinkers at the head of Typhoon.

And the big 400 pounder finds himself in trouble here.

Boy, did you hear him hit?

Lateral press.

Oh, look at the power.

Drawer thought he had him, but Typhoon much, much too strong for

the brawler on that particular situation.

He is a big powerful man.

Reverse chin lock.

The Brooklyn brawler in control here.

You know what I would do, since he wrestles with his jeans on.

And I don't know when they were washed the last time, but

it doesn't matter here in Sheffield.

I'd take the belt off my jeans if he had one, I'd wear one.

And I'd choke the living daylights out of that buff on the typhoon.

That's what I'd do.

You're awfully brave from our broadcast that, why don't I see if I get a match

signed with you and Typhoon?

Well, I'm retired now, Mr. Ross.

I'm a broad-