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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,333 --> 00:00:08,853 Aw, look at us going on a bike ride together, having a picnic. 2 00:00:08,948 --> 00:00:13,048 Fresh air, protective headgear-- romantic and responsible. 3 00:00:12,987 --> 00:00:14,657 Yeah, responsible for my helmet hair. 4 00:00:15,107 --> 00:00:16,997 - But you're worth it. - Thanks. 5 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,450 We're gonna be so good on "celebrity first mates," 'cause we're first mates. 6 00:00:21,132 --> 00:00:22,651 "Celebrity first mates"? 7 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:23,949 Yeah, it's the quiz show. 8 00:00:23,895 --> 00:00:28,224 Remember, I told you about it-- "tween week" and the studio shows are competing for their charity, remember? 9 00:00:28,049 --> 00:00:29,519 Right right, sorry. 10 00:00:29,757 --> 00:00:32,877 I-- you just looked so cute in your protective headgear, I totally forgot. 11 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:34,087 Nice save. 12 00:00:36,012 --> 00:00:37,662 - I'll race ya. - Ah. You're on! 13 00:00:39,888 --> 00:00:42,028 Oh. You look good Chad! Chad! 14 00:00:44,848 --> 00:00:45,768 Chad! 15 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:54,286 Chad! 16 00:00:55,132 --> 00:00:56,692 Chad! Oh my gosh! Are you Ok? 17 00:00:56,658 --> 00:00:59,628 Yeah. Yeah. I'm Ok! 18 00:01:00,188 --> 00:01:02,518 I'm not Ok. Why are there two of you? 19 00:01:04,026 --> 00:01:09,256 Whoever you are! Guess I hate your boyfriend so hard and you're seeing double 20 00:01:09,072 --> 00:01:10,062 I gotta go! 21 00:01:11,557 --> 00:01:13,077 What's going on? 22 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:14,850 Alright. Well...! 23 00:01:15,807 --> 00:01:17,177 The truth is.... 24 00:01:19,510 --> 00:01:21,770 .... Get back here Chad! 25 00:01:22,369 --> 00:01:23,439 Chad? 26 00:01:24,394 --> 00:01:25,884 Maybe I fell out of my bike! 27 00:02:17,515 --> 00:02:19,585 I'm so bored. 28 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:23,267 - Wanna play video games? - Nah. 29 00:02:25,046 --> 00:02:27,106 Wanna get out the blender 30 00:02:28,413 --> 00:02:29,833 Yeah, that's original. 31 00:02:29,929 --> 00:02:32,249 - What-- what was that? - Nothin'. 32 00:02:33,661 --> 00:02:35,230 At least I'm tryin'. 33 00:02:35,167 --> 00:02:37,217 Hey, whoa whoa whoa. What was that? 34 00:02:37,192 --> 00:02:38,801 - Nothin'. - No no no. 35 00:02:38,736 --> 00:02:40,546 - You said somethin'. - Ah! 36 00:02:43,111 --> 00:02:46,191 That argument we had was the most exciting thing we've done all week. 37 00:02:46,785 --> 00:02:47,875 Wanna do it again? 38 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:50,647 Nah. 39 00:02:51,131 --> 00:02:53,130 Oh, what's happened to us? 40 00:02:53,050 --> 00:02:55,030 Let's face it, dude-- we're in a rut. 41 00:02:57,070 --> 00:02:58,849 You're bored with each other? 42 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:00,398 Yeah. 43 00:03:00,351 --> 00:03:02,311 Now you know how the rest of us feel. 44 00:03:03,085 --> 00:03:08,005 Which is why you two better get your act together for this week's "Celebrity first mates" 45 00:03:08,535 --> 00:03:10,905 Oh, the game show? 46 00:03:10,943 --> 00:03:13,753 Yeah. That'll be fun. 47 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:16,241 I forgot what fun is. 48 00:03:16,277 --> 00:03:21,887 Oh, I'll tell you what fun is-- it's me fulfilling my dream of being this week's celebrity 49 00:03:25,046 --> 00:03:28,295 You guys, you are never going to believe what just happened to me. 50 00:03:28,164 --> 00:03:31,614 Oh, remember when things used to happen to us? 51 00:03:33,431 --> 00:03:36,361 Okay, I just saw two chads. 52 00:03:37,182 --> 00:03:40,972 Since you're all staring at me like I'm a nut job, I'll provide more detail. 53 00:03:41,058 --> 00:03:44,238 There was one chad on a golf cart and one chad on a bicycle. 54 00:03:44,703 --> 00:03:47,743 That information doesn't make you any less of a nut job. 55 00:03:48,733 --> 00:03:50,543 I know. What's going on? 56 00:03:50,728 --> 00:03:52,777 I'll tell you what's going on here. 57 00:03:52,695 --> 00:03:55,785 Chad has an avatar. 58 00:03:56,974 --> 00:03:58,343 Oh, that's ridiculous. 59 00:03:58,288 --> 00:04:00,598 - It's a hologram. - Oh please. 60 00:04:00,524 --> 00:04:03,204 Clearly chad's using a lookalike to cheat on her. 61 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:06,215 Yeah, I'm gonna go with avatar. 62 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:12,291 Look, I know it's hard to hear, sonny, but guys are dogs. 63 00:04:12,123 --> 00:04:14,552 And hollywood guys are the worst dogs of all. 64 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:16,653 Ah, it's true. 65 00:04:16,564 --> 00:04:17,864 We are. 66 00:04:18,742 --> 00:04:20,162 Someday. 67 00:04:21,582 --> 00:04:23,101 You know what? This is silly. 68 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,169 I'm sure there's some logical explanation for this. 69 00:04:26,043 --> 00:04:27,913 I'm just gonna go ask him 70 00:04:28,202 --> 00:04:31,872 one of him, if I can figure out which one. 71 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,097 Well, that rules out hologram. 72 00:04:42,554 --> 00:04:45,284 I never saw "avatar," so I'm in no position to judge. 73 00:04:45,672 --> 00:04:47,842 But I do know that I saw two of you. 74 00:04:48,253 --> 00:04:51,833 So where's your secret girlfriend, chad? 75 00:04:52,829 --> 00:04:54,788 First of all, there's no secret girlfriend. 76 00:04:54,710 --> 00:04:56,790 Second of all, you didn't see "avatar"? 77 00:04:57,415 --> 00:04:58,815 You wouldn't take me. 78 00:04:59,238 --> 00:05:00,817 You mean chad wouldn't take you. 79 00:05:00,754 --> 00:05:02,733 Sonny, I'm not chad. 80 00:05:02,653 --> 00:05:04,512 I'm his stunt double, chaz. 81 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:09,308 You know what? I'm not buying it and neither is my stunt double bunny. 82 00:05:10,146 --> 00:05:12,576 Chad dylan cooper to wardrobe, please. 83 00:05:13,763 --> 00:05:14,913 Well go. 84 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:18,618 I would if I were chad dylan cooper, but I'm not. 85 00:05:19,337 --> 00:05:20,576 I'm a completely different person. 86 00:05:20,527 --> 00:05:22,267 I'm chaz milton looper. 87 00:05:23,952 --> 00:05:25,822 - Really? - Indeed. 88 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:27,359 "Indeed"? 89 00:05:27,530 --> 00:05:33,180 No no no, you were supposed " and then we would have gone, " " yeah well, like I said, chaz. 90 00:05:33,987 --> 00:05:37,077 Yeah well, like I said, chaz. 91 00:05:37,575 --> 00:05:39,095 All right. 92 00:05:40,031 --> 00:05:42,521 - This isn't over, Cha.. 93 00:05:42,477 --> 00:05:44,307 ..Z. 94 00:05:45,163 --> 00:05:49,903 Well, I'm gonna go to wardrobe to find the ....D 95 00:06:02,173 --> 00:06:03,793 You cheating cheater. 96 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:06,957 He's cheating on you with me. 97 00:06:09,474 --> 00:06:11,654 Now that's what I'm talking about. 98 00:06:12,602 --> 00:06:14,422 You know what? We're through, chaz. 99 00:06:17,485 --> 00:06:18,764 Did you hear that? 100 00:06:18,713 --> 00:06:20,763 Chaz, you're through. 101 00:06:21,543 --> 00:06:22,472 Chaz? 102 00:06:22,436 --> 00:06:25,005 You mean, you're not-- you're not chad? 103 00:06:24,901 --> 00:06:30,061 - No. I'm Chazzzzz - Not "ddd"? 104 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:34,000 No. You just broke me up with my girlfriend. 105 00:06:35,426 --> 00:06:37,865 Wait a second. I'm not convinced. 106 00:06:37,766 --> 00:06:40,866 You hate this, don't you? See, I know you and you hate this. 107 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,716 What are you doing? 108 00:06:45,547 --> 00:06:48,576 Oh my gosh, you didn't immediately just fix your hair. 109 00:06:48,454 --> 00:06:50,254 You're not Chad. 110 00:06:50,306 --> 00:06:52,006 Indeed. 111 00:06:52,848 --> 00:06:54,927 This is getting way too weird. 112 00:06:54,844 --> 00:06:57,463 Okay, I'm really sorry about your girlfriend. 113 00:06:57,357 --> 00:07:00,847 - Should I call her? - No, it's okay. I'll handle it. 114 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:02,763 Honestly, I don't blame you for being upset. 115 00:07:03,593 --> 00:07:05,852 Good. thank you. I-- I'll get out of your hair. 116 00:07:05,761 --> 00:07:10,020 But I'm not letting you out of my sight, not until I get my hands on the real chad. 117 00:07:09,848 --> 00:07:10,848 You're coming with me. 118 00:07:16,382 --> 00:07:18,792 - Want any toppings? - No. 119 00:07:18,991 --> 00:07:21,690 Not even a nut, a sprinkle or a shaving? 120 00:07:21,582 --> 00:07:23,332 What's the point? 121 00:07:23,798 --> 00:07:26,107 I guess this pretty much sums us up. 122 00:07:26,014 --> 00:07:30,844 Yep, just a boring mix of chocolate and vanilla. 123 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:36,066 You know, if we eat this fast enough, we'll get a brain freeze. 124 00:07:35,943 --> 00:07:37,072 Yeah. 125 00:07:37,028 --> 00:07:39,057 At least we'll feel something. 126 00:07:38,975 --> 00:07:40,645 Probably not. 127 00:07:41,690 --> 00:07:43,410 All right, ferrigno. 128 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,980 What's it gonna take to buy you out? 129 00:07:45,902 --> 00:07:47,442 I don't want your money. 130 00:07:48,070 --> 00:07:51,719 What I want is to make a direct deposit into your face. 131 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:55,172 Unless you're gonna get your daddy to fight for you, MacKENZIE? 132 00:07:55,419 --> 00:07:57,288 I fight my own battles, ferrigno. 133 00:07:57,213 --> 00:07:59,013 Cut cut! 134 00:07:59,928 --> 00:08:06,087 Bring-- bring my stunt double chaz in here to get punched in the face by lou ferrigno. go go. 135 00:08:05,838 --> 00:08:07,127 One second, buddy. 136 00:08:07,075 --> 00:08:07,795 Chaz? 137 00:08:08,380 --> 00:08:10,460 I get paid no matter who I punch. 138 00:08:10,692 --> 00:08:12,542 Chaz! 139 00:08:12,745 --> 00:08:14,285 Move it, hulk. 140 00:08:18,578 --> 00:08:21,997 Look, it's weird enough that there are two of you. 141 00:08:21,860 --> 00:08:25,399 It's even weirder that when I found out there were two of you, you both ran off. 142 00:08:25,256 --> 00:08:27,595 What are you hiding? Which one of you is which? 143 00:08:27,501 --> 00:08:29,151 Quick, chaz, mix it up. 144 00:08:47,197 --> 00:08:49,067 - Ah! - Ha! 145 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:52,220 Sorry, chad, you're gonna have to take this punch yourself. 146 00:08:54,862 --> 00:08:58,072 What's going on? Why were you pretending to be chaz before? 147 00:08:59,218 --> 00:09:01,278 Has chaz ever pretended to be you? 148 00:09:01,588 --> 00:09:04,078 Were you even on our bike date? 149 00:09:06,461 --> 00:09:09,651 No. But I have a really good reason. 150 00:09:09,551 --> 00:09:11,161 Dazzle me. 151 00:09:12,007 --> 00:09:14,147 I don't know how to bike. 152 00:09:14,424 --> 00:09:15,373 What was that? 153 00:09:15,336 --> 00:09:18,935 I said I don't know how to ( mumbling ) Ride a bike. 154 00:09:18,789 --> 00:09:21,508 - Excuse me? - I don't know how to ride a bike! 155 00:09:21,399 --> 00:09:23,939 Yeah no, I heard you the first time. I just couldn't believe it. 156 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:30,790 Look, I have a fear of spokes and pedals and this hitting the cement. 157 00:09:32,269 --> 00:09:33,398 You know what? 158 00:09:33,353 --> 00:09:35,252 That's such a relief. 159 00:09:35,176 --> 00:09:38,206 I mean, grady thought you were an avatar 160 00:09:38,332 --> 00:09:40,692 Nico thought you were a hologram 161 00:09:40,644 --> 00:09:42,474 Tawni thought you were cheating on me. 162 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:45,550 - Ridiculous. - I know, right? 163 00:09:47,494 --> 00:09:51,503 You know, now that I think about it, what you did was really sweet. 164 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,240 I mean, rather than you letting me down 165 00:09:53,164 --> 00:09:56,994 I went to the trouble of getting a stunt double for this one thing. 166 00:09:57,309 --> 00:09:58,719 Uh-huh. 167 00:09:59,793 --> 00:10:01,773 It wasn't this one thing, was it? 168 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,070 Funny story. 169 00:10:05,041 --> 00:10:07,051 When you're the #1 tween star 170 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,900 You have certain contractual obligations that preclude you from 171 00:10:10,884 --> 00:10:12,964 putting yourself in harm's way. 172 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,810 Story's not funny yet. 173 00:10:15,892 --> 00:10:18,382 Exactly what dates put you in harm's way? 174 00:10:25,006 --> 00:10:26,495 Wait, that wasn't you? 175 00:10:26,435 --> 00:10:28,024 There were pointy things involved. 176 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,860 Uh, harm's way. 177 00:10:29,784 --> 00:10:31,994 What else? 178 00:10:32,844 --> 00:10:34,354 Here's your cocoa. 179 00:10:36,835 --> 00:10:39,044 - Seriously? - Hot liquid, sonny. 180 00:10:38,955 --> 00:10:40,954 That's classic harm's way. 181 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,134 You done? 182 00:10:45,537 --> 00:10:48,646 Happy one-week anniversary, myseñorita. 183 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:51,340 And they said we wouldn't last. 184 00:10:52,070 --> 00:10:53,740 - Olé! - Olé! 185 00:10:56,407 --> 00:10:57,946 Our anniversary? 186 00:10:57,884 --> 00:11:02,143 You know mexican makes me gassy, and that would put you in harm's way. 187 00:11:01,971 --> 00:11:03,260 See? 188 00:11:03,209 --> 00:11:05,338 Just looking out for you. 189 00:11:05,252 --> 00:11:07,151 No you weren't. 190 00:11:07,075 --> 00:11:09,695 A stunt double? Really? 191 00:11:10,107 --> 00:11:15,677 I mean, I just... I can't... - Spit it out, sonny. 192 00:11:15,997 --> 00:11:16,866 We're over. 193 00:11:16,832 --> 00:11:19,372 Spit it back in. Spit it back in. 194 00:11:20,286 --> 00:11:22,056 No, you know what? We're done. 195 00:11:22,694 --> 00:11:24,294 Our whole relationship has been a lie. 196 00:11:24,277 --> 00:11:25,507 No. It hasn't 197 00:11:25,975 --> 00:11:27,595 I just couldn't risk getting hurt. 198 00:11:28,047 --> 00:11:29,917 So instead you hurt me. 199 00:11:31,894 --> 00:11:35,744 - Sonny, no wait! I couldn't... just... - There you are, chaz. 200 00:11:35,837 --> 00:11:37,117 Let's do this thing. 201 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:41,203 No! Seriously, I'm not "Chazzz". I'm "chaddd"! 202 00:11:43,081 --> 00:11:44,770 Well, I got rid of him. 203 00:11:44,702 --> 00:11:45,911 You and chad broke up? 204 00:11:45,863 --> 00:11:48,893 Yeah, me and nico are this close to breaking up. 205 00:11:50,621 --> 00:11:53,861 Are we really gonna have this conversation now? 206 00:11:57,567 --> 00:11:59,286 Chad was so afraid of hurting himself 207 00:11:59,217 --> 00:12:01,557 that he sent his stunt double chaz 208 00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:02,980 on dates with me that he thought would put him in danger. 209 00:12:03,554 --> 00:12:05,664 What kind of danger? 210 00:12:07,574 --> 00:12:12,143 Rock climbing, rollerblading, eating mexican food. 211 00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:16,588 - Mexican food? - What kind of mexican food? 212 00:12:17,532 --> 00:12:21,822 Well, if it was dangerous or if it gave you gas, I would have been doing it with chaz. 213 00:12:23,221 --> 00:12:28,461 This chaz guy sounds like exactly what we need to get us out of our rut. 214 00:12:28,354 --> 00:12:32,844 Yeah. Come on, I want to stop by the dressing room to get my spelunking hat. 215 00:12:33,304 --> 00:12:36,844 - We're back, baby! - Yeah! Ha ha! 216 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:39,903 I'm back too, baby. 217 00:12:40,596 --> 00:12:42,196 Was I not clear? 218 00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:44,996 Chad, we're over. I don't want you back. 219 00:12:44,884 --> 00:12:48,353 But sonny, we're supposed to be going on "celebrity first mates" together. 220 00:12:48,213 --> 00:12:52,783 Don't you want to set sail on the sea of forgiveness? 221 00:12:54,181 --> 00:12:56,850 No, I'd rather set sail on the titanic. 222 00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:59,722 At least those people got a nice meal before they went down. 223 00:13:00,858 --> 00:13:03,137 I don't want to do anything with you. 224 00:13:03,045 --> 00:13:08,985 In fact, I'm gonna do the show with the person that I thought was you-- chaz milton looper. 225 00:13:09,262 --> 00:13:12,571 What did you do to chaz milton looper? 226 00:13:12,438 --> 00:13:14,188 We broke him. 227 00:13:14,462 --> 00:13:16,772 We broke him bad. 228 00:13:17,465 --> 00:13:23,244 You know, sword fighting while spelunking sounded like a good idea on the car ride there. 229 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:27,840 Yeah, but waving a sharp object near a rope as you're dangling over the center of the earth 230 00:13:27,721 --> 00:13:31,191 turns out you're in an ambulance on the way back. 231 00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:35,620 Oh, maybe you're gonna have to call chad. 232 00:13:37,257 --> 00:13:39,057 Save your minutes. I'm right here. 233 00:13:39,348 --> 00:13:40,247 No way. 234 00:13:40,212 --> 00:13:44,551 Beaten, battered and bandaged, chaz is still gonna be a better partner than you. 235 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,485 You heard that, right, chaz? 236 00:13:48,271 --> 00:13:50,431 Ooh, was that a yes? 237 00:13:51,053 --> 00:13:53,553 No, he just wants his pudding. 238 00:13:54,363 --> 00:13:56,182 Ah hello? 239 00:13:56,109 --> 00:13:58,399 I'm right here, cast free. 240 00:13:58,766 --> 00:14:00,286 Can he work a buzzer? 241 00:14:00,915 --> 00:14:03,535 See? chaddy can. 242 00:14:03,774 --> 00:14:05,393 How about with a pencil? 243 00:14:05,328 --> 00:14:06,968 Here you go. 244 00:14:09,790 --> 00:14:11,840 What am I thinking? I can't do the show. 245 00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:14,142 But you have to, sonny. Think about your charity. 246 00:14:14,347 --> 00:14:16,627 And what is my charity, chad? 247 00:14:18,261 --> 00:14:20,161 Kids? 248 00:14:22,156 --> 00:14:25,416 Um, rainforests. 249 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:28,467 Orphaned armadillos? 250 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,690 He just broke his tongue on the pudding. 251 00:14:34,945 --> 00:14:37,255 Well, that's everything. 252 00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:40,337 All right. I guess I don't have a choice. 253 00:14:40,423 --> 00:14:45,043 But I'm doing it for children's literacy, armadill-dork. 254 00:14:46,284 --> 00:14:47,873 See? 255 00:14:47,810 --> 00:14:50,660 We're already moving on to new pet names. 256 00:14:50,822 --> 00:14:56,182 Right? Right? Miss... miss girlfriend of armadill-dork? 257 00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:59,166 Whoa! 258 00:15:03,975 --> 00:15:10,015 Once again, here's your host of "celebrity first mates," tawni hart! 259 00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:13,167 Can I get an "aye aye"? 260 00:15:13,051 --> 00:15:14,660 Aye aye. 261 00:15:14,596 --> 00:15:17,246 All right. Let's get right to the first round. 262 00:15:17,186 --> 00:15:23,096 Remember, the more you know about your first mates, the more points you'll get and the more money you'll make for your charity. 263 00:15:22,952 --> 00:15:26,242 - Are you ready? - Ready! 264 00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:28,458 You'll see, sonny, I won't let you down. 265 00:15:28,526 --> 00:15:30,706 We're gonna kick some booty. 266 00:15:30,944 --> 00:15:33,223 Booty-- like pirate treasures. 267 00:15:33,131 --> 00:15:37,061 Oh! yeah, I totally get it. That's so funny. 268 00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:45,219 All right, first-round questions are for pirate ramora, pirate nico and pirate chad. 269 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,810 Put down your eyepatches. 270 00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:50,689 Where and when did you meet your first mate? 271 00:15:50,554 --> 00:15:53,173 13 Years ago. 272 00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:55,406 We threw up on the same teacup ride. 273 00:15:55,312 --> 00:15:57,672 All over father diggins. 274 00:15:57,797 --> 00:15:59,567 Why didn't you ring in? 275 00:16:00,435 --> 00:16:03,495 Because you don't remember. Nice. 276 00:16:03,515 --> 00:16:08,035 Next question: What's your first mate's favorite video game? 277 00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:10,552 That's easy-- all of them. 278 00:16:11,209 --> 00:16:13,008 I do love all of them. 279 00:16:12,936 --> 00:16:14,935 - How did you know? - Who's player 2? 280 00:16:14,855 --> 00:16:16,915 - You are. - Yeah. 281 00:16:17,224 --> 00:16:22,234 Chad, you know that my favorite game is "dance dance dance attack," remember? 282 00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:26,341 Which I played with chaz, didn't i? 283 00:16:26,214 --> 00:16:27,523 Three dances and an attack? 284 00:16:27,471 --> 00:16:29,480 Come on, sonny, I could not risk it. 285 00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:31,088 Put yourself in my shoes. 286 00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:33,820 You don't even put yourself in your shoes. 287 00:16:35,309 --> 00:16:42,838 Grady's favorite fruit is cantaloupe, cut in a half moon served with lemon 288 00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:44,153 Yeah! 289 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,016 Squid tentacles. 290 00:16:46,495 --> 00:16:49,165 Those are my least-favorite type of tentacles. 291 00:16:50,074 --> 00:16:50,994 Knuckle hair! 292 00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:54,790 That is why I can't watch robin williams. 293 00:16:56,137 --> 00:16:59,367 Har-hook! oh! 294 00:17:04,071 --> 00:17:08,901 Yeah! 295 00:17:08,849 --> 00:17:10,239 I can't believe it. 296 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,640 You didn't answer one question right. 297 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:15,446 Oh come on, do you know my least-favorite kind of tentacles? 298 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,334 Cuttlefish. 299 00:17:17,474 --> 00:17:20,224 And you are a good listener. 300 00:17:21,983 --> 00:17:26,843 Nico and grady are pillaging their opponents - with 23 points. 301 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,726 Tween gladiators have six. 302 00:17:29,629 --> 00:17:34,659 And in the brig are sonny and chad, with -4. 303 00:17:36,748 --> 00:17:39,287 Only 60 seconds left in round one. 304 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,783 Then it's full speed ahead. 305 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,669 What's your first mate's birthday? 306 00:17:43,550 --> 00:17:46,140 - You better know this. - APRIL 3rd. 307 00:17:46,236 --> 00:17:48,036 You-- oh! 308 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:49,860 AUGUST 20th. 309 00:17:50,054 --> 00:17:51,523 What's my middle name? 310 00:17:51,465 --> 00:17:53,255 - Ruth. - Ruth? 311 00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:54,960 What's my mom's name? 312 00:17:55,081 --> 00:17:56,651 - Ruth? - Connie! 313 00:17:56,636 --> 00:17:58,896 - Who's ruth? - I don't know. 314 00:17:59,399 --> 00:18:02,379 What are you doing? I ask the questions. 315 00:18:02,306 --> 00:18:04,075 Well, I've got a few questions of my own. 316 00:18:04,004 --> 00:18:05,394 Mutiny! 317 00:18:05,635 --> 00:18:08,504 Okay, I'm gonna go really basic here. 318 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,498 What's my phone number? 319 00:18:10,662 --> 00:18:12,991 Hang on, hang on, that is not a fair question. 320 00:18:12,897 --> 00:18:14,696 Nobody knows each other's phone numbers. 321 00:18:14,624 --> 00:18:16,344 We're all on speed dial. 322 00:18:16,668 --> 00:18:19,518 Phone number-- 555-0100. 323 00:18:19,459 --> 00:18:22,278 Cell: 555-0105. 324 00:18:22,165 --> 00:18:24,454 Emergency contact: Nico harris. 325 00:18:24,362 --> 00:18:28,472 555-0199! 326 00:18:29,437 --> 00:18:31,467 - Let's get the "argh" right. - I'm tryin'. 327 00:18:31,404 --> 00:18:35,754 That's the end of round one. We'll be right back after this commercial break. 328 00:18:39,837 --> 00:18:41,246 Aw man! 329 00:18:41,189 --> 00:18:44,118 We just clobbered to death these scallywags. 330 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,599 You know, we weren't in a rut at all. 331 00:18:46,495 --> 00:18:49,595 Yeah. We didn't need chaz. 332 00:18:49,622 --> 00:18:52,732 We have everything we need right here. 333 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,873 My man. 334 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:58,658 You see that? Now that's two people who care about each other. 335 00:18:58,785 --> 00:19:00,944 We will never have what they have, chad. 336 00:19:00,857 --> 00:19:02,377 You know why? 337 00:19:02,411 --> 00:19:05,361 Because you know absolutely nothing about me. 338 00:19:06,277 --> 00:19:08,336 Sonny, wait. Please. 339 00:19:08,254 --> 00:19:10,414 - What? - I do know something about you. 340 00:19:11,007 --> 00:19:13,687 I know you're the first girl who's ever called me out on me bein... 341 00:19:13,597 --> 00:19:15,887 - A jerk? - Yeah. 342 00:19:16,706 --> 00:19:20,406 But you did it because you knew that beneath at jerk, there was a person worth getting to know. 343 00:19:20,774 --> 00:19:25,064 All I'm asking for, sonny, is a chance to start over and prove you right. 344 00:19:27,058 --> 00:19:28,778 I'm sorry, chad. 345 00:19:29,072 --> 00:19:30,262 It's too late. 346 00:19:32,152 --> 00:19:33,411 Sonny, wait! 347 00:19:33,361 --> 00:19:37,221 Wait, you didn't hear your "parr"ting gift! 348 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,323 Sonny? 349 00:19:45,411 --> 00:19:48,391 Oh my gosh! Another thing that you lied to me about? 350 00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:49,757 You do know how to ride a bike. 351 00:19:49,699 --> 00:19:51,959 No. No, I really don't. 352 00:19:52,193 --> 00:19:55,862 I'm really afraid right now, but I'm more afraid of losing you. 353 00:19:55,714 --> 00:19:58,743 And come on, sonny, I'm reaching out to you. 354 00:19:58,621 --> 00:20:00,990 No, really, I'm reaching out to you because I don't know how to stop this thing. 355 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,355 Help me! 356 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:07,812 I guess you really didn't know how to ride a bike. 357 00:20:07,697 --> 00:20:10,236 Chad, are you okay? 358 00:20:10,134 --> 00:20:12,883 Yeah, I'm-- I'm okay. 359 00:20:12,772 --> 00:20:14,412 Okay, are you sure? What's your name? 360 00:20:14,374 --> 00:20:16,944 - Chad dylan cooper. - What's my name? 361 00:20:17,205 --> 00:20:18,364 Sonny munroe. 362 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,396 What's today's date? 363 00:20:20,313 --> 00:20:21,822 OCTOBER 2nd. 364 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:25,002 - Good. remember that. - Why? 365 00:20:25,244 --> 00:20:28,194 Because it's the day that I decided to give you a second chance. 366 00:20:29,475 --> 00:20:30,685 Really? 367 00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:33,274 Chad, are you crying? 368 00:20:33,197 --> 00:20:36,767 Yeah. This is why I need a stunt double. 369 00:20:45,276 --> 00:20:48,925 Nice to see all the contestants are back for the speed round. 370 00:20:48,778 --> 00:20:52,008 Here we go. Your first mate's favorite sport? 371 00:20:52,673 --> 00:20:53,983 OCTOBER 2nd. 372 00:20:53,997 --> 00:20:57,007 - Name of their first pet? - OCTOBER 2nd. 373 00:20:57,009 --> 00:20:59,469 - Home town? - OCTOBER 2nd. 374 00:20:59,868 --> 00:21:01,357 Aw, I get it. 375 00:21:01,298 --> 00:21:05,348 You're so excited that I gave you a second chance that you never want to forget this day. 376 00:21:05,701 --> 00:21:07,501 OCTOBER 2nd. 377 00:21:07,543 --> 00:21:09,522 Or you have a concussion. 378 00:21:09,443 --> 00:21:11,393 OCTOBER 2nd. 379 00:21:11,544 --> 00:21:14,103 Um, yeah, could we get a doctor? 380 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,060 IT'S OCTOBER 2nd! 381 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:20,660 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28240

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