All language subtitles for Seaquest DSV S02E16 Watergate-eng

How come you always give
me this kind of duty?

Because I'm your
commanding officer.

Come on. When I signed
on to seaQuest.

I thought it was gonna be about
science, not entertainment.

Well, when it's not
about science,

it can be very entertaining.

Besides, you come from a
show biz family, Miguel.

Your dad was in television.

My father was a
television repairman.

Besides, the USO show?

Come on, seaQuest isn't a tour
bus, I'm not a tour guide.

Why doesn't she take a plane?

Well, Miss Toenin believes the air space
is the sovereign domain of birds.

She's an environmentalist.

She's a nut, Commander.

Last year she married a tree.

Well, you get to do stuff like
that when you're a big rock star.

You ever hear her music?

That cutesy, New Agey,

I'm-your-buddy-hug-me kind of thing
with that milkshake voice of hers?

Comes with a warning from
the Surgeon General.

The troops stationed
on Solitaire Island

deserve a little
R and R, Miguel.

They're surrounded by white
sand and palm trees.

Give it up.

You might even like her.
She's cute.

Fat chance.

I'm a meat-eater.

. Solitaire's weight should be
consistent with our projections,

given the traditional
Mediterranean land masses,

but I've been running
the numbers,

I still haven't gotten a figure
that makes any sense yet.

Hey, what difference does it
make how much an island weighs?

I mean, doesn't that kind of
fall into the category of

how many strippers can
dance on a barroom table?

That's angels on the
head of a pin, Tony.

Actually, you know, Solitaire is not
an island, Tony, it's a mountain.

It's one of the
tallest in the world.

I mean, if you put it
next to Mount Everest,

it'd be almost twice the size.

That's high, right?

For most of us, yeah.

But why weigh it?

Because it's sinking.

Three meters every
hundred years.

The land mass is too heavy to be
supported by the earth's superstructure,

and the whole region is
becoming seismically unstable.

So in about a million years, the
whole place is gonna be under water.

There goes the real
estate market.

Hey, guys, come on.

The universe is expanding, too.

One day...

Bang!

It'll break apart.

The big bye-bye.

Our planet host, cosmic toast,

so what's the point
of living, right?

Life is senseless, fool's folly,

a moment's sunlight
fading on the grass,

a biological coincidence failing
in some distant future dawn.

Yeah, I tried using that one to get
out of doing my science homework.

No one bought it
back then, either.

Tony, could you go lie
down, or something?

So, O'Neill, why...

What are we gonna do about it?

Oh, well, seaQuest is going to core
through the mountain like an apple.

We're going to start
digging at the base,

we're going to laser-scrub the interior,
dredge it out, lighten it up.

I thought it was going
to be something hard.

Like spelling.

Oh, relax.

It'll take at least
a hundred years.

SeaQuest's job is just
to start the first step.

SeaQuest, this is
UEO VIP Shuttle 2.

We're at approach speed. Request
clearance for a final docking.

Affirmative. Shuttle 2.

You're cleared to Docking Bay 3.

VIP Shuttle 2 has arrived
at Docking Bay 3.

VIP Shuttle 2 has arrived.
Docking Bay 3.

Miss Toenin?

Sarah. Hi.

Hi.

Sensor Chief Ortiz.

Don't tell me I have
to call you Sensor?

No. Miguel, Mike, Teez.

Whatever.

Where's the rest
of your entourage?

This is it.

Thanks for giving
me a lift, though.

Sure.

Here, let me get that for you.

I've got it. Thanks.

You know, I've recently become
a very big fan of yours.

Well, that's nice. Thank you.

Yeah, I really love
that one song you do.

The one they're playing,
which one is it?

Power Love?

No, the one with the guitar in
the middle, the guitar thing.

Oh. Keeper of the Flame?

No.

You know, the one about the
people who don't know each other,

but fall in love anyway.

Sleepless Nights.

Yeah, that's it.

It's not my song.

Nice try, though.

Hey, took a shot.

I'm still not getting a weight
estimate consistent with the data.

Did you try rotating
the composites?

Yeah.

This can't be right.

What?

Well, you see these figures?
Yeah.

They support that it's hollow.

The island?

It's a mountain, Homer.

Lucas, this data doesn't
suggest it's volcanic.

No, no, it suggests
that it's man-made.

I mean, it's got
predictable geometry,

the computer's been
extrapolating the form.

It looks like a pyramid.

Mmm-hmm.

What do you mean, like in Egypt?

Yeah.

Encrusted with millions of
years of soil and rock,

but that's what
it appears to be.

Is that good?

It depends on who built it.

A pyramid?

Well, yeah, sort of.

I mean, that's what
it looks like.

Well, that is its
mathematical shape, Captain.

This thing is the
size of Manhattan.

That's a little preposterous,
don't you think?

It's very preposterous.

And it's the size of Ohio.

Yes.

And the sun is pulled across
the sky by a chariot,

and Lee Harvey
Oswald acted alone.

Okay, look, we don't know
it's man-made, exactly,

but its mathematical
values are correct.

You don't find that in nature.

I mean, the pyramid
is perfect, Captain.

I ran the measurements all the
way to the end of my computer,

and they come as close as
I can get to infinity.

Perfect math?

In theory, yeah.

But we don't have the capabilities
yet, so I can only speculate.

How old do you think it is?

Old.

I've been trying to
carbon-date our lab samples,

but the data keeps
coming up goose eggs.

If I had to put a date on it,

well, I'd say that it
pre-dates time, sir.

Yeah.

The first thing before the very
beginning of the very first thing.

I got the concept, Lieutenant.

Aye, sir.

To ease her grief with comfort.

To say.

Something.

To turn her hurt and pain away.

Sighs...

Come on in.

Hi.

I didn't see you at mess, so I
thought you might be hungry.

Thank you.

Just let me finish this, okay?

Oh, I'll leave.

No, stay, please.

His heart being moved.

By his great love. Most deeply.

And still the gods give orders.

He obeys them.

He goes back.

To his fleet.

That was beautiful.

Thank you.

It's a little new
yet, but, we'll see.

No, I mean it. It was.

Did you just write that?
Like just now?

Sort of, yeah.

Sometimes they just
kind of come out.

But this one, God knows
where it's coming from.

It feels really old.

Like Pearl Jam.

Almost ancient.

But I feel as if I have
to write it, you know?

Like it's the reason I'm
taking seaQuest to Solitaire

instead of a plane.

I thought you didn't fly
because of the birds.

I don't fly because
it makes me throw up.

You... You're not
really a fan, are you?

What, are you kidding?

Huge.

Actually, I'm a bit of a banger.

You know, like if your ears
aren't bleeding, it isn't music.

But I think it's really
nice what you're doing,

performing for the
troops, and all.

Well, it'd be nicer if
we didn't need them.

But until then, I guess someone
has to sing for the soldiers.

Yeah.

You know, if anyone wants to hear
me rehearse, that's fine with me.

I enjoy playing in front of people.
It keeps me honest.

Well, that'd be nice.
I'll spread it around.

Thanks.

Did you really marry a tree?

No. That was just a
one-night stand.

I don't know what
the big deal is.

I mean, Sarah Toenin?

Please.

Well, maybe Nora Pinnefrin
was already taken.

You know, the media gets
a hold of some kid,

hands them a guitar,

gives them some name
cooler than cool ever was,

and we're supposed to think she
has all the answers to life.

She's not even that pretty.

And I think she's
older than she says.

Twenty-three?

No way.

Ooh, don't sugarcoat it for me.

Tell me how you really feel.

Do you like her music?

Yeah, I do.

Why?

It comes from the heart.
I think it's honest.

It comes from a
team of songwriters

locked in some room somewhere,

who write exactly the stuff
everyone wants to listen to,

and then they say she wrote it.

Come on, Wendy, it's all
colored lights and hype.

What's up with you?

What? You're not like this.

You don't even know this lady,

and you've done
nothing but trash her

since you heard she
was coming aboard.

I have not. I'm just not a fan.

I think you're jealous.

Come on.

I do.

Hardly.

Then stop pounding on her, okay?

Maybe it's about God. Captain.

You don't mean the old bearded
guy with the big golden book?

How else could one explain
such a phenomenon?

A pyramid that size.
Apparently ageless.

It's incomprehensible.

Well, I usually like to save the
God answer for the last resort.

But we all believe in him.
Don't we?

I mean. In our own way.
Perhaps. But we do.

And even if we are scientists.

An argument can be made
that science is God.

Or God is science.

I've never asked
you this before.

But are you religious?

Well, in that I have faith,
you could say so, yes.

I always find it amusing that there
are such specific differences.

The same God wearing
so many hats.

A thousand religions
confusing the same man.

Which religion are you. Nathan?

My own, I guess.

I believe in a unity and
purpose in the cosmos,

and on occasion,
I call that God.

. Seismic activity is arising
in the southwest quadrant.

The region is unusually unstable,
given preexisting data.

Seismic indicators
have increased 347%.

Looks like we've got an undersea
earthquake on our hands.

To ease her grief with comfort.

To say.

Something.

To turn her hurt and pain away.

Sighs often.

Is this lady great or what?

Sure, if you like that cutesy

hug-your-buddy-love-me
kind of thing, yeah.

I'm just listening to it from
a different perspective now.

I didn't know that
perspective had ears.

Lady's a genius.

With great legs.

Hey, everybody's gotta
stand on something, Tim.

Sit, sit.

He obeys them.

He goes back.

To his fleet.

To his fleet.

Is this is the part
where we clap?

I hope so. I'm
falling asleep here.

Thank you.

Come on, lady, rock the house!

I haven't heard this one.

What album is it off of?

You don't want to know.

No, no.

No, please. I don't want to go.

No, I don't want to. No.

It's okay, it's okay.

You're fine.

What happened?

You fainted.

I did?

I never faint.

Well, you did. Right in the
middle of your performance.

What language was that?

The words you were chanting,
it was in another language.

It sounded almost
like a man's voice.

It's quite a range.

Is it new?

But I only sing with my voice.

Well, then you have a
hell of a baritone.

I think you're suffering
from exhaustion.

How's your diet?

It's awful.

Don't start.

Roots and berries?

What she needs is a
cattle fanny sandwich.

How you feeling?

A little spooky,
but I'll be okay.

You two know each other?

Yeah. I'm running for president
of Sarah's fan club.

You know, love the
singer, hate the song.

You scared the bananas
out of Piccolo.

He was waiting for your head
to start spinning around.

But, hey, I'm a banger.
I loved it.

Let's not get carried away here.
Guys.

I mean, she's a rock star.

They stay up all night,

they pierce themselves
with safety pins,

they get tattoos, they
trash hotel rooms.

I mean, the lady fainted.
Big deal.

Yeah, yeah, maybe.

But that weird voice
spewing out that language,

it sounded like the Devil.

Come on, one of those rock guys

used to bite chicken's
heads off on stage.

I recognized the language.

Yeah, and the translation is.

"Buy my album, send me money."

That's not exactly
the translation.

It's obviously Greek, but
the language is ancient.

It's over 1,000 years old.

It's the language
of the Greek myths.

You know, Apollo's
tongue, so to speak.

That is, if you
believe in Apollo.

Do you?

I'm Catholic, Captain. I believe
in anything that makes me nervous.

What was she saying?

Well...

Okay.

"That is, that has been, and
all that is about to be,"

"knows all by the God
Neptune's grace,"

"whose herd of monsters
and hideous seals"

"he pastures in
meadows submarine."

That's it?

It's all I could get.

What do you think it means?

I'm not sure.

Well, maybe we have
to play it backwards.

You know, I mean, bands do
backward masking all the time.

Sing a bunch of satanic stuff to
freak out everybody's parents.

Lucas, Neptune
isn't about Satan,

he was a Greek god of the sea.

He wasn't a bad god.

Anyway, Neptune predates the
Devil and Christianity.

He also invented the horse.

He invented the horse?

Hey, I didn't write it, I
just read it in high school.

He's also the god
of earthquakes.

He'd stick his trident in
the ground and shake it.

Oh, that's very scientific.

Let's hope he doesn't
flush the toilet.

Captain, I've been
monitoring the Solitaire.

The seismic activity
is increasing.

Guys, come on. A lady fainted.

Or she was channeling.

Communicating to us from
somewhere far beyond.

Far beyond what?

I don't know.

Time, space, another dimension.
I don't know.

This is getting ridiculous. What's
next, the Headless Horseman?

It's not so ridiculous,
Commander.

There have been many
instances of channeling

that people can't disprove.

I remember one time seeing a guy

who claimed he could communicate
with Abraham Lincoln's wife.

Really?

How did she enjoy the play?

You know, people have been
wondering that for years.

Hello, horsey.

Lucas, you awake?

No.

Well, get up.

Why?

Because I want to
tell you a story

about somebody
knocking at your door.

Since when is it my door?

Since technically I'm
still a guest here.

Yeah.

And like fish, they start
to smell after three days.

I should have
stayed in the brig.

At least there you can get some
sleep and nobody insults you.

What? Wha...

Were you sleeping?

Yeah. It's an odd habit
I had since birth.

Dagwood saw a horse.

Huh?

That's good, Dagwood. Thank you.

It was running in the hallway.

The hallway?

Mmm-hmm. A white one.

When did seaQuest get a horse?

SeaQuest doesn't have a horse.

We have a dolphin.

Yeah, but not a horse.

A horse is a horse.

Of course, of course.

It was running down the hallway?

Mmm-hmm. It was very fast.

Did it have a jockey?

Tony...

Maybe I want to put down a bet.

Look, Dagwood, go to
sleep, all right?

There aren't any
horses on seaQuest.

At least, not a whole one.

I think that was it again.

Are you okay?

What the hell happened?

There was a horse in my room.

See, I told you. I bet
it was a big white one.

And I had snakes growing
out of my head.

You had what?

Snakes growing out of my head.

Out of your head?

Yeah.

Did it hurt?

No.

It felt like I was dead.

. Oh.

What's this?

Next time, you open the door.

Warning. Code 1.

Vital signs have fallen
below acceptable limits.

Double stat alert in Med Bay 12!

Blood pressure 0 over 10.

Pulse is still less than 20.

She's been like
this for too long.

I think we're losing her.

. Or she's in some
kind of stasis.

Oh, man, I hate this part.

That's it, Sarah, hang on.

What the hell happened?

I think Sarah was dead.

Dead?

Yeah. LONNIE: That's
unbelievable.

Yeah, but now she's not.
Her stats are normal.

Thank God.

I'm glad.

Are you?

Wendy, of course.

I mean, so I'm not nuts
about this lady's music,

but I am human.

You said you had snakes
growing out of your head.

I had a nightmare. Big deal.

And the horse?

It was a big nightmare.

Look, I want to go, okay?

I feel fine.

You sure?

Yeah.

Okay, Ortiz, would you walk
her back to her quarters?

Sure.

I'd like that. Thanks.

Well, the particle breakdown
is pretty standard.

It's marble.

I'm searching for a type,
a quarry location,

but it appears to be your
basic pulverized marble.

That was the horse.

Well, it could have been a
hallucination, Captain.

I mean, that bug seems to be
going around here on seaQuest.

Yeah, the horse, maybe.

But where'd the
marble come from?

Well, that's a
pretty common stone.

Not this one.

This type of marble is what
sculptors use for statues.

Exactly. That's what I
meant by common, Lucas.

In ancient Greece.

According to my initial readout,

the marble was mined from a
quarry 26 miles south of Athens,

1,000 years ago.

Marathon.

Yeah. 26 miles, 385 yards.

A messenger named Pheidippides

ran that distance with the news

that the Greek army was
victorious over the Persians,

and that was the first marathon.

It was the beginning
of the Olympics.

Okay, so the Greeks were responsible
for more than democracy.

But the freeze-dried horse?

Why don't we just add water and
follow it back to the barn?

Skepticism could be a tool, Commander.
Don't hide behind it.

This one's got me scared.

Take WSKRS down to 25,000.

WSKRS status?

At 5,000, at 10.

All right. Piccolo, ahead full.

Take seaQuest to the
base of Solitaire.

I want to get a close
look at this island.

Aye, aye.

O'Neill, it's a mountain.

I know, Jim.

I'm just saying.

Tony, ahead full.

Why?

Because the Captain put
me in charge, that's why.

So do it, please.

I'm gonna do it. I'm
just asking why.

Because I'm getting
seismic readings

that are going off the
chart here, that's why.

You know, I always hate when
it's a reason like that.

Gonna raise hell
with the USO show.

There won't be a USO show.

You know, I wonder
if they give refunds

when the entertainer
gets possessed.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Miss Toenin has left the
auditorium permanently.

What does she do for an
encore, burst into flames?

I wish.

Looks like this island is
just about to break apart.

Warning. Seismic indicators
have exceeded normal limits.

You better get the Captain.

So, you've really
become a fan, huh?

Yeah, well, I guess.

I kind of like her music now.

No, you don't.

Okay, I don't.

But you think she's pretty.

She's okay.

She's not that pretty.

Do you think she's
prettier than me?

What do you mean?

It's a simple question.

Is Sarah, that girl
in the Med Bay,

prettier than me, your
friend and crewmate?

I don't know.

She's not. I'm prettier.

Okay. I am.

That's fine. I really
don't have an opinion.

Yes, you do. What is this?

I mean, you're both
gorgeous, okay?

I can't sleep at night, I'm
surrounded by so many gorgeous women.

No, tell me I'm prettier.

Hold on, this is getting a
little stupid, don't you think?

Oh, so now I'm stupid?

That's not what I meant.

Then say it. What?

That I'm prettier.

Okay, you're prettier.

Do you want to come in?

No, not really.

Why not?

Because this conversation's
getting a little strange.

That's against regulation.

So confine me to my quarters.

Hey, stop it, okay?

I don't want to kiss you.

Brody, contact Solitaire.

They have to evacuate the
entire island immediately.

Aye, aye, Captain.

This is seaQuest. We
have an emergency alert.

Evacuate Solitaire.
Imminent earthquake.

Repeat, evacuate Solitaire.
Earthquake imminent.

All personnel execute
Evac Plan Bravo.

All personnel execute
Evac Plan Bravo.

Let's get out of here.

Full port rudder.

Full ahead.

Captain, we're losing ground.

Blast all ballast.

Ballast away.

It's no help, Captain.
It's still drawing us in.

Brace yourselves, people.

This is a very big room.

Very cool.

Personally, I like my very
cool a little smaller.

What do we do, Captain?

I don't know.

I'm gonna say a prayer.

You got one for me, O'Neill?

Sure.

Me, too, Tim.

Any thoughts?

Not a one.

I'm sorry, Miguel.

I don't know what came over me.

O'Neill, can you read
that inscription?

Working on it, sir.

Oh, my God.

What?

It's Sarah.

Oh, my God, it is.

I've got it, Captain.

It's the tomb of Minerva.

Minerva?

Yeah.

She was an ancient
Greek goddess.

She was in love with Neptune,

but after Neptune ravaged
Medusa in Minerva's temple,

Minerva got revenge by turning
Medusa's hair into a bed of snakes.

Anyone who looked at Medusa
after that was turned to stone.

The inscription's a warning,

to keep Minerva's tomb
undisturbed for eternity.

I think we can do that.
Let's go, huh?

Put it in reverse and
floor it, right?

Uh-oh, too late.

Who is that man?

That's Neptune.

God of the undersea.

I hope he's nice.

I hope he's not hungry.

So what does he want?

He wants me.

It's why I'm here.

He thinks you're Medusa.

Tell him I'm not.

It's why you were jealous
about Miguel and me.

That part of you thought
he was Neptune.

Medusa was in love
with him, too.

Neptune?

I'm Cuban.

Why do you think that, Sarah?

I just know it.

He wants us to come home.

I don't want to go.

I don't think we have a choice.

I think we do.

O'Neill, let's go red alert.

Aye, aye, sir.

Commander, battle stations.

Half ahead.

Aye, Captain.

Where to?

We're going right at that tomb.

We can't take on a god, Captain.

I don't think we have to.

If he wants Minerva, let's see what
happens if we give her to him.

Fix coordinates, Commander.

Coordinates fixed.

Arm first barrage.

Stand by second barrage.

Warheads at maximum.

All engines at full ahead.

Fire first barrage.

Fire second barrage!

Okay, so now we can get
out of here, right?

Rudders to port.

Engines full ahead.

Captain, I really think you should
give this some more thought.

I've given it some thought.

A lot more thought.

I'm filing the
report, Commander.

What's it going to say?

It's going to say on
a routine mission,

seaQuest encountered what was
obviously an apparition of Neptune.

You're not really going to
say that, are you, Captain?

Wait a minute. It's the truth.

I know.

But in the wrong hands, the
truth can be like a hammer.

Does my name have to go on it?

My name's going on it.
What's the problem?

Something like this
goes on our record,

say in 20 years, I want
to run for President...

What?

The press is going to make
me look like a lunatic.

How come I always knew you
wanted to run for President?

Why can't we say

it was an apparition of
undefined origin, or something?

It was Neptune, Commander.

You're right, the guy
who invented the horse.

That's the guy.

Look, don't worry, Jonathan.

I'll vote for you.

To ease her grief with comfort.

To say.

Something.

To turn her hurt and pain away.

Sighs often.

She really is
beautiful, isn't she?

She's okay.

Thanks, Miguel.

Being moved by his great love.
Most deeply.

Hey, you two, how about
watching the show?

And still the gods give orders.

He obeys them.

He goes back.

To his fleet.

To his fleet.

By night. By day.

The portals of darkness.

Stand open.

It is easy by descending.

Down to all the news.

His heart being moved.

By his great love. Most deeply.

And still the gods give orders.

He obeys them.

He goes back.

To his fleet.

To his fleet.

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See you on the next
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