All language subtitles for Seaquest DSV S02E09 Special Delivery-eng

I first started having them
when I was a teenager,

and, you know,
it's It bothered me.

- It did?
- Well, sure.

Well, I had dreams
er other guys.

Girls and pitching
in the World Series and

But I was always
in my undershorts.

It's not uncommon.

You dream about conducting a symphony
orchestra in your undershorts?

This isn't about me.

Sometimes they reoccur,
and that's uncomfortable.

It's understandable.
You're a captain.

- Captain Boxer Shorts?
- I hate this.

- What, Jai alai'?
- No, being a "B."

A bee? “Bee" as in what?
"Bee" as in "bumble“?

As in "book report." When I was in school,
I always had to give mine first.

Right after Adelson
and Annatelli was Brody.

- That's third.
- Yeah, but it felt like first.

Dr. Smith is Just updating
the crew's psychological profiles,

It's not like
you're gonna remember

that you killed
the paperboy or something.

That's easy for you to say.
I mean, you're a Wolenczak, a "W".

By that time' the teachers were asleep.
Why do we have to do this?

Lay on the couch
like some Icon?

Ta\k therapy went out with group sharing
and past-life recollections.

Yeah, you know.
I think I was

- Player one eliminated.
- Fred Flintstone in a past life.

You can't be a cartoon
in a past life. It's like the movies.

It'd be like saying you were
Johnny Depp in a past life.

I might have been,
though, actually

I rememberl had
an awful lot of girlfriends.

- He's still alive' genius.
- But I know I was a caveman.

- We were all cavemen. - This stuff
goes in our file, It's serious.

- Not if you've got nothing to hide.
- I've got nothing to hide.

I just don't like remembering stuff
I've been trying to forget.

The guy's in serious denial.

I think he needs to see a shrink.

Okay, we all
have to do this.

What are you looking at?

- Nothing.
- You're next, Lucas.

Doctor' whatever happened
to the "B's"?

We'll talk about them along with the birds.
How does that sound?

Embarrassing.

- Would you tell Dagwood he's next?
- I didn't know he had to do this.

He's a G.E.L.F. I gave him the day off,

I have discovered the great ray that first
brought life into the world.

At first, I experimented
only with dead animals

and then a human heart,
which I kept beating for three weeks,

but now I'm going to turn
that ray on that body

and endow it with life.

And you really believe
that you can bring life to the dead?

That body is not dead.

Are you my father?

Let me look at you.

Are you my father?

In the biblical sense, no,

I'm afraid we have put
away the Bible.

Who is my father?

Need someone to take you fishing,
do you? Tell you the facts of life?

There are no facts of life.
There is only fiction.

But I am the closest thing
you have to a father.

I made you.

It looks like you've turned
into a fine young man.

No, I haven't.

You're too hard
on yourself, son.

You have Mood
and bone and muscle.

You have a brain.

But I don't have a heart.

You have a heart, son,

but I'm afraid it beats as black as mine.

29, 50, 23! Hut! Hut!

It always ended the same way.
I never scored the touchdown.

I always dropped
the ball. It was

It's like I'm underwater,
like I can't

I can't move fast enough.

Often, that can mean
one is frustrated over some issue.

No, I'm hardly
frustrated, Doctor.

You never wanted
to play footbaH?

No, my father wanted me
to play football,

He was the one who was frustrated.
He kept harping on it.

"Take advantage
of your God-given talents."

I wanted to go to the Naval Academy.
It was so

Frustrating?

Okay,

But he didn't want me to play
against nuns. We weren't even Catholic.

Captain, this is
a private session.

Dag has been
arrested for murder.

Wilhelm Brown
was to be 53 this March,

but he will not be
celebrating that birthday.

The good doctor won't be able
to sit out on his front porch

and reflect on an esteemed career
in genetics.

He won't be able to playr golf,
make love or laugh.

Doctor Brown is dead.

DNA samples taken from the scene
match the suspect exactly.

Skin cells and
the fingerprints, perfectly.

We have a“ watched
the security video from the victim's home.

It was not
a computer generation.

So you have all seen the murderer,
ladies and gentlemen,

and he sits in this room.

An unfortunate man? Maybe.

Maybe you don't even believe
he is really a man.

He's an Alpha Model K' created,

coincidentally enough,
by the deceased.

Was this an act of revenge?

Maybe.

But it doesn't matter.

All that matters is
an innocent man is dead,

and another man killed him,
an Alpha Model K.

But, man or monster,

he must pay.

Dagwood, you have
to take the stand.

Okay, David.

Thank God.

Where should I take it?

Dagwood, if you didn't do it,
now is the time to say that,

- I didn't do it.
- No, not to me, to the jury.

- Why?
- Because they think you did it,

- But I didn't.
- Then who did do it?

The man on the wall picture

The man on the wall picture
is you, Dagwood.

I know.
How does it do that?

This is ridiculous.

Do you think Dagwood did it,
sir, Captain?

- I don't know.
- I do. I didn't.

You have to remember where you were
the night the man was killed.

No one told me
I had to remember.

I would've remembered
if you told me to remember.

- Why do people wear these?
- Supposed to make us look better.

- Does Dagwood look better?
- You look fine.

Mmm, good.

Will the defendant please stand?

We have found the defendant
guilty of murder in the first degree.

Thank you.

Would the defendant care
to address the court before sentencing?

A dress? It's a suit.

Would you like
to say something?

Yes.

- Then say it.
- Stand up.

The man on the wall picture
who killed the man

is not the same man
that I am here in front of you now.

That man is a different man.

- You've changed?
- No.

Then what are you saying?

Dagwood is saying
that I am a different man.

Yes, I'm afraid you are,

and this court has no recourse
but to incarcerate you

for the remainder
of your natural fife

in the U.E.0. Prison
for the Criminally Insane.

Is that a long time?

It's not fair.
It just isn't fair,

Come on, Lucas,
he killed a man, They got it on tape,

But he wouldn't do that.

Maybe Dagwood blew
some kind of genetic fuse in his head.

I mean, the guy's, er,
been using this fake brain.

It's not fake, Tony.
It's genetically engineered.

Piccolo' I thought
you liked Dagwood.

I do, but if Dagwood
was a new car, come on,

he'd have been recalled to the dealer.

- I don't believe it either, Lucas.
- It doesn't matter.

Dagwood's going to the House
of Many Doors for life.

Life? How can they even
sentence him to We?

The};r don't even know
how long an Alpha Model K will live-.

He stops breathing,
they let him out.

Sixty hundred and seventy-six,
sixty hundred and seventy-seven,

sixty hundred and seventy-nine
sixty hundred and seventy-ten,

sixty hundred and seventy-one
sixty hundred and seventy-two.

There are sixty hundred and seventy-two
dots on each square on the ceiling.

Dagwood is learning to count
lo learn how long to be criminally insane.

Why is it like that?

It's called justice.

A man has been killed,

and this is the way society demands
that the debt be paid.

No, why are there sixty hundred and
seventy-two dots on the ceiling squares?

Do you know what a jail is?

Dagwood has
always been in jail.

This one just keeps
people behind bars.

Mine Just keeps me different,

but it's the same jail.

Said prisoner must be in the custody
of military police escorts at all times,

Prisoner is allowed two meals
at nutritional standards.

Prisoner is allowed access
to toilet facilities twice (1&1inr

in the direct supervision
of transport chaperone.

Prisoner is not allowed to recreate,
procreate, engage in sex, drive,

attend pubHc gatherings' gamma,
smoke, or drink alcohol. Clear?

- We know how this works.
- Don't matter.

If this ape takes a hike
on you, it's my ass,

- He's not an ape.
- He's a Dagger,

so don't take him
to a gin mill. Scares the drunks.

- He's not an animal.
- Convicted murderer.

It's my job to pack 'em up. He's your
crewmate. It's your job to take him.

You got 24 hours to do just that.

Holding barrier disengaged.
Prisoner coming through.

Hi, Jim.
Hi, Jonathan,

I don't want to sit down, okay?
I want to stand.

Standing is what \ want to do.

You might be
more comfortable.

Comfortable?

I don't want
to be comfortable.

What is this “comfortable" stuff?
Dagwood is going to jail,

and you want me to talk about
whether or not I ever wet the bed?

Well, I didn't, okay?

My parents are divorced,
and when it came to denial,

my mother was the riverboat queen.
So can I go now, Doctor?

I know you're upset, Lucas.

Upset?

No. No, try angry

because nobody seems to care
that an innocent guy, one of our crew,

is going to jail for a crime
he didn't even commit.

In light of the evidence,
that's hard to believe.

Look, lots of things
are hard to believe,

but it's ourjob as scientists
not to go with the easy answers.

If we did that,
we'd all have polio.

When something
this tragic happens,

when someone you know does
something terrible, horribly unpredictable,

it can be very frightening,

Some of us might be afraid that we
could lose the same kind of control,

do the same kind of thing.

Don't get
carried away, Doctor.

In the first grade,
I punched out Dwight Herman

for stealing
a cardboard Santa Claus,

but he had it coming.

That was once.
Dagwood has to go twice, right?

Well, you can go as many times
as you want, buddy.

- What if I don't have to?
- Well, that's okay, too.

Dagwood!
Stop! Don't!

Thank you, mister.

You're welcome.

Dagwood, if you're gonna
do something We that,

- you gotta let me know.
- Sorry.

Hey' mister,
why are you We that?

- They think I'm bad.
- Are you?

No. Are you?

Know what I can do?

Loan do this.

Know what I can do?

Loan do this.

Don't do that, mister,

It's okay.
I didn't know I could.

It feels good.

Don't you ever talk to someone like that!
Do you hear me? Do you? Ever!

- It's all right, ma'am.
- I saw that monster on television.

Don't you tell me
it's all right!

I think she liked me.

- This duty sucks
- Yeah, tell me about it,

He didn't do it, did he?

Darwin doesn't know.

If he didn't do it, who did?

Darwin different.
Dagwood different.

Sometimes different Darwins.

Sometimes different Dagwoods.

All guards must have ID transponders
engaged at all times.

Pd only heard
about this place

But I didn't think
it was gonna be this bad.

It looks like hell.

Is this where Dagwood
is going to five now?

I can't do this, mam
Not now. Not yet.

Prisoner transfer
in progress, section 5,

The guy's never had a life,

I know.

You know, we aren't
due in till tomorrow.

You're the officer in charge.

Dagwood' is there anything
you've ever really wanted to do?

- No.
- Nothing?

Nothing is something
that Dagwood has already done.

- I bet you've never been on a Ferris
wheel. - What is “Ferris wheel"?

Hey, sorry' pal.
He can't go on.

- You're open, right?
- Just about.

The rainbow
with the handcuffs can't get on.

Come on' pal, Why not?

Can't ride the rides in leg irons
and handcuffs. Says so in the manual,

Could you
make an exception?

What happens if I get a systems failure?
He's got to climb off.

Hanging upside down
like some banana,

fire department's
here, medics. Then what?

- What if I remove the handcuffs?
- What is this, poker?

- Can I trust you?
- Yes.

That's that kiHer guy
I saw on TV, right?

You wouldn't think they'd like
Ferris wheels, would you?

The gentleman might find lobster
more to his liking

if he were to take it
out of the shell.

You ought to see this guy rotate tires.
Doesn't even need a jack.

That's it. That's it.
Just go easy. Go easy.

- Dagwood is driving.
- Yeah, sort of.

Okay, new step on the brake.

The brake!
That's not the brake!

- You said it was the brake.
- No, the brake's in the middle.

- That's the gas!
- Where's the middle?

- It's the one between the other things!
- Other things?

H.“

Fun.

Wait till you try it on the street.

I'm not in the charity business.
You want that, go to Social Services.

Just a dance, okay? The guy's
never even danced with a girl before.

- What's wrong with him?
- Nothing,

Well, not really.

"Not really" doesn't sound
like nothing to me.

Ask Sheila.
She likes to dance.

Sheila.

- No way, honey.
- Oh, come on. Just a dance.

Sorry, no Daggers.

It's okay,
you know, not dancing.

The other things were very nice.
Thank you.

- You're welcome, Dagwood.
- This stinks.

He's going to the can forever,
and he's never even been kissed.

Maybe Dagwood will get kissed
in the can.

Count on it.

You know, we have
to tum him over at dawn.

Which gives us
about six hours.

You know' I know
this one girl that just might

Who?

Hello, Dagwood.

I thought this was the place
for dancing.

What are you doing here?

Get down! Stay away!

Get out of here!

- Hey!
- Somebody stop him! Do something!

He's crazy!

Let's get out of here!

Pull over! Pull over
to the side immediately!

It's that Dagger!
Shoot out the tires!

Dagwood?

Oh, God. Dagwood!

Ford, Brody,
wake up! He's gone!

- Who?
- Dagwood.

He's gone? What happened?

- \ fell asleep.
- You fell asleep?

Oh, we were dancing,
and then I fell asleep.

Dancing, er you said.
That was it, okay?

- Oh, man.
- Where the he“ is he?

That's him, the killer!
It's the Dagger!

I don't want to hear how it happened.
I want to know why it happened.

He was in your charge,
and rightly or wrongly, a prisoner.

I know, sir. I'm sorry.
It was a mistake.

But Dagwood's never had a life,
and we thought

And you thought what?

We thought we'd give him one,
even if it was only for a night.

Yeah, well, you gave him one.

He didn't do it, Nathan,

Why do you think that?

Well, I did a scan on Dagwood,

and the only thing I got
was a frightened child-.

Frightened children
don't kill people.

I wish that that were true.

The G.E.L.F. identified as the escapee

convicted of murdering
Dr. Wilhelm Brown,

formerly one of the world's leading
genetic engineers,

attacked the diner's patrons
early this morning.

Authorities have advised the suspect
is extremely dangerous,

and a statewide shoot-on-sight order
has been issued.

Police are urging all local residents
to stay in their homes tonight

Remember, remember, remember,

remember,
remember, remember

Dagwood remembers.

Come in.

I'm sorry, sir.
Lucas is missing.

Don't tell me this.

He was really upset about Dagwood, sir.
We think he took your motorcycle.

Dagwood. Thank God.

Look, I know you're scared,

but you've got to give yourself up.
They're gonna kill you.

Take me home.

I can't.
You've got to turn yourself in.

Take me home.

Dagwood, I'm your friend.

Take me home!

I've got a position
on your motorcycle, sir-.

It's the Gen-U-Flect lab.

The Mace closed down
about six years ago.

Get this information
to Commander Ford and Brody.

Aye, aye, sir.

And, O'Neill, tell them to use
whatever force is necessary,

Yes, sir,

Lucas? Lucas?

No. No, go away!

- Someone hurt Lucas?
- Leave me alone.

- Lucas doesn't like Dagwood anymore?
- You almost killed me, Dagwood.

- No' Lucas is my
- Please. Please.

Friend.

Have to go
to the beginning place.

My family,

The Dagwood that is me.

- Dagwood!
- Lucas, run!

You need help!

Only Dagwood
can help Dagwood!

- Where is he?
- He's in there. There's two of them.

- Two Dagwoods? - it was the other one
that killed Dr. Brown.

Watch it!

- There he is.
- Don't.

Which one are you?

She taught Dagwood
how to dance.

Well, you know,
Just a couple of steps.

Come on, Dagwood.
Let's go home,

Home.

I didn't say I didn't like Dagwood!
I said he had a fake brain.

- You don't think that's hostile?
- Hostile? No!

Hostile's when I flatten a guy
'cause he looks at me the wrong way.

I mean, I like Dagwood.

He could use a new paintjob, but hey,

some people could use
a new hairdo, you know?

Don't worry about it, Doc.
You're a heartbreaker.

Gee, the time flies
like the wind!

Yes, it does.

And fruit flies like bananas.

So we don't want
to bill Uncle Sam overtime

on account of this brain,
right? See you.

'Uil

Okay, when I was 11, I stole
my uncle's coin collection,

but I was only 11 years Md,
you know? I knew it was wrong,

but \ really wanted to buy comic
books, something came over me, and

- Lieutenant Brody.
- What?

We don't do this
lying down anymore.

I knew that.

Is this for me?

Makes people look better.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Dagwood?

Why did you
run away that night?

Before, Dagwood
didn't have a life,

but then he did.

I wanted to keep it

Dagwood has been kissed.

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Stingrays often bury themselves in sand
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