All language subtitles for Seaquest DSV S02E04 Vapors-eng

This is a dollar.
One dollar equals one fish.

Why?

- You asked me what money is, right?
- Right. - Right.

Money is what
you get when you work.

Remember the time the hydraulic fluid
leaked into the moon pool.

- Slime in water,
- Right.

Right. And what'd you do?
You helped fix the leak. That's work.

Now, say for that work you get money
and the money you get is $10.

Now, if$1 equals one fish,
how many fish does $10 equal?

- Ten.
- Right. Yeah.

30, say you want five fish. How many
doHars do you need for that?

Don't need money.
I go get fish.

Say you can't
leave seaQuest to get fish,

Lucas gives me fish.

Say \ won't give you fish
unless you give me money.

- Why? - Because that's
the way the world works, Darwin.

- No money, no fish?
- Right, exactly,

That sucks.

Darwin?

You keep your hands
off my vocorder.

You're teaching Darwin
things he doesn't need to know.

If he had hands, you'd teach him
how to pick locks.

- Yeah? Hello.
- Anthony? Where's Anthony?

What's that? What's he doing?

- Swimming,
- Swimming? What for? Why?

Hey' you. You tell him
to meet me at Buddy's.

You tell him that Nick
has got trouble.

- You guys got any plans?
- Well, busman's holiday.

Hey, patroHing
for fun-body tans.

- And we got room on the skiff.
- Cool, thanks.

- What's up with O'Neill?
- No, he's skating on thin ice.

- Hey, look, give me 10. - You got it.
- Ten! - You got it!

I'm very excited
that you want to see my project.

When we get inside just stand still.
Let your eyes adjust.

Entering climate-controlled facility,
Ninety-five degrees, 90% humidity.

Please rehydrate
at appropriate intervals.

It doesn't feel
like a lab, does it?

Oh, it feels er
nightfall in paradise.

Jasmine, tropical song birds.

Do the bird songs
stimulate plant growth?

I don't know. I put them in here
because they stimulate me.

And what about
the moving light?

We're trying to duplicate photosynthetic
light. Like in a rain forest.

Right underneath your feet here
are thousands of succulent leaf plants.

In 200 square feet of water
we raise enough lettuce

to cover half an acre of farmland.

Underwater colonies could be
self-sustaining on this stuff forever-.

And famine. Just think
of all the people in the world

who have to subsist on
a handful of coarse grain

when they could have the pleasure
of all these wonderful tastes.

Look, genus rubus, fragaria,

Pl v I 'T'

What?

I've never seen a man so enthusiastic
about fruit and vegetables before.

Well, it's not just the produce.

It's the possibility
of feeding the world.

- Is that all? - Isn't that enough?
- It's more than enough.

I just wondered if it was all the reason
you were so exuberant.

You trying to read
my mind again?

No, maybe your heart.

What's the downside
of being telepathic?

Sometimes I can read thoughts
I'd rather not hear.

Crowds wear me out.
And walls.

Some people can put up walls
around their thoughts,

Usually it's telepaths.

You have a wall up right now.

What's wrong?

It's my wife, Carol,

She fought all her
life for this kind of hydro-culture.

I guess I'm missing her.

Is this for her?

- Part of it. Yeah.
- To keep her alive?

- A little, I suppose.
- What about your life?

What is this Mam?

That's msfia mamas,
walla! Muse.

- You sensing something? - An emotional
disturbance in the water.

Sorry, I can't see through
all that rabbit food.

- Permission to go, sir?
- Permission granted.

- And don't come up this way ever again.
- Yes, sir.

He's upset. I should

- Yeah. I've got to
- Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, boy.

Who's Nick?

What's the difference?

- Nothing, he's in trouble.
- When is he in anything else?

I wouldn't know
He wants you to meet him at Buddy's.

- I tracked the call. I've got an address.
- I know where Buddy's is.

H's never, "Just called
to check in, kid. See how you're doing.

Miss you, pal."

- Oh, what?
- Oh, that's why you're upset.

Oh, why?

Nick's your father. You're
from a dysfunctional family.

He 5th early. Comes back to play dad
when it suits him, not you.

That's why you caH him Nick.

Okay' so you're a genius.
How did you figure that out?

'Cause I've been there.

I come from
a broken home, too.

Then why are you
so prissy?

I guess I come from
a better class of failed relationships.

- Perfect. Come with me. - I've got enough
to carry around with my own father.

He'll ask me to do something
I shouldn't do. I need an excuse.

So you want me
to be your excuse?

No. I want you to be my friend,

Yeah, okay. AH right.

Buddy lives
in a tough neighborhood, so

"Buddy lives in a tough neighborhood."
You're funny. You should change.

I should change? Change what?
My appearance or my personality?

Your shirt. Wear something
that's not screaming, "Mug me."

Here, I think these work, too,

Hello, Nathan,

- Doctor.
- Your pulse is racing.

- Is there a crisis?
- Yeah.

I looked into
a pair of eyes today.

I mean, I've looked
into these eyes before,

but today I fell in up to my lungs.

- You're experiencing infatuation,
- I don't get infatuations,

I'm 20 years older
than she is.

It's an infatuation,
not a We commitment.

I feel very, very odd.

Odd or exhilarated?

- Odd.
_ Why?

Thirty years ago,
I dated her mother.

This situation
is outside my parameters.

You need to speak
to a human being.

I'm not close enough to any human being
on this boat to discuss this.

That is a more serious problem
than being infatuated.

Find one.

\ saw them. They were smooching
and cooing in the hydroponics lab.

Kiss, kiss. The old man
and Doctor Smith, were making out.

- It's okay. I'll wait. - No!
We can make room. Come on.

No, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'll wait.

Mag-Lev engaged. Be seated
to avoid injury. Next stop

Please watch your step.
Board shuttle one at a time.

Hey, Dagwood. What are you doing
laboring for, pal? We're on have.

- Labor is my life.
- Now party's your life.

I got it all dialed in.
You drive. Lucas pays.

You know how to get
to the load out district?

Come on!

This is great.

- Okay, Nick, what is it?
- Finally.

Anthony, you look good.
Just like your mother.

- Who is that? A dagger?
- He's my friend, What do you want?

- Who's the bean pole? - What is this,
20 questions? What do you want?

- Anthony, I'm in trouble.
- You get caught cheating again?

- No, I didn't.
- Yeah, sure.

A year ago he remarries my mother,
which let's you know how nuts she is.

First thing he does
is date the bar maid from his reception.

You get caught cheating
for the umpteenth time,

- don't expect me to come bail you out.
- Will you help me or not?

H.“

Fine!

Quit staring at me.

I imagine my father
to be We you,

Only, with a brain.

Oh' phase.
I'm surrounded over here.

I appreciate
your coming, leave me alone.

- You'll really regret this.
- I've regretted him for years.

Look, he's killing himself in there!

Maybe you should just try saying goodbye.
Maybe try calling him Dad.

Maybe buy him a tie.

Okay, Dad, what is it?

I can't talk now.

Being watched.

- Will you help me or not?
- I will or I won't.

- Either way, who else will you ask?
- Listen, I got a box.

You must find it
and destroy the contents,

- What's in the box?
- It's not illegal.

- Well, that's a first.
- It's not.

You must do this
for me. Come here.

The pills that I got

- Yeah, in the playground
- You are pathetic!

Hey, sweetness, do you mind?
This is between me and my father,

- Did he tell you where he put them?
- Put what? - My RU 268.

- What? - My RU 268.
My Swiss oral cosmetics. My pills.

- Did he tell you where he put them?
- Who are you?

- Marie.
- Marie. Marie who?

Marie Piccolo.

Are we Greek?

Hey' Tony,
what's going on here?

I don't know.
I think this is Marie Piccolo.

My mother.

Your mother?
Yeah, right.

Yeah, she's his mother.

- What are you thinking?
- I think I need to sit down.

See, what did I tell you?
You are violating the laws of nature.

I am trying to make
the most out of myself!

- You okay?
- Yeah.

Yeah. Your mother, Tony.
I'm sorry. I had no idea.

Morn.

Tim.

M sorry.
Pretty rude of me.

You're really absorbed
in this painting.

Well, yeah.

Do you understand it?

Completely. It's about the taboo
of shipboard romances.

Isn't that why
there's shore leave?

Shore leave's generally for romancing
someone you don't sail with.

- The girl in every port.
- Or guy. Whichever.

But not the same guy
and girl in every port.

If you're having
second thoughts about our date

No, no,
I'm having a great time.

It's just that I'm worried about
what'll happen when we put to sea

Maybe we should just think
about right now.

There's a rumor a red shipboard romance
is brewing in the executive quarters.

Oh, yeah.
I heard about that one.

Although' I couldn't go out
with a woman who could read my mind.

Why?

She wouldn't want to.

I am in love!

Nice body!

Alone.

I am in love.

I want in.
I want in.

I want in this club.

A $20 tab, $1.25 tip.
Cheap sissy.

I don't want to die.

I don't want pain.

I don't want to die alone.
God' please.

I don't want to die
in a small room alone.

Not alone.

Nice body!

- I want in.
- $1.25 tip. Cheap sissy.

- I don't want pain.
- I want in this club.

- I don't want to die.
- I am in love.

- Gentlemen.
- Captain. - Captain.

Hey, Captain,

What do you think? Smith and the
old man really got something going on?

- It's not our business.
- True, but it's fun to speculate.

- Speculating's a great sport.
- Listen, guys,

why don't we just focus
on finding our own dates?

Why are we taking what Piccolo says
seriously, anyway? Who listens to him?

This is nuts!

I am not buying it!

You're not my mother,
because you're younger than me.

And you,
you're a scam artist.

How low can you sink,
trying to run a play past your own kid?

I just want my pills. Get me my pills.
He told you where he put them.

- Get your own pills, lady.
- I am not a lady, I am your mother!

Hey! I don't want her
having no pills.

Look at her eyes,
she thinks she's 25.

- \ look 25. - It's er putting
aluminum siding on a building.

It looks nice outside,
but inside there's rusty pipes.

- You had no right to take my pills.
- They sound like they're married.

I know.
Look at how good she looks.

- It's making me sick.
- Good looks should please you.

I'm pleased.
That's what's making me sick.

- I don't know how to dam with this
- \ think they're bad for you.

Is this so bad for a 50 year old?

You want to know
what's bad? You!

You who sit here like
a smoldering heap of methane,

wasting away all these working hours
in this tobacco den, killing yourself.

Why don't you get a real Job?

- Again with the job?
- Again with the job!

- You must leave.
- Shut up!

- Get out of there! Get
- Hey! - You let her go,

Leave her alone!
We're leaving. They're staying.

- I'll get your pills.
- I'm going with you.

No! No' you're not.

Don't give her no pills.

Don't give her no pills!

Tony, please.

I want to be young!

Oh, yes. Very nice.

- Can I see? - It's not that nice, Ortiz.
Stay the course.

Looks great from here,

No, no, no. It looks
good from here, but not great-.

- What we want is great.
- Well, how do you guys define great?

Great is not
just shear physical excellence.

Great includes spiritual
and intellectual excellence.

- Absolutely. - And you can see
all that through the binoculars?

'O", Yeah!
'Yes!

- But do you know what's
really, really great? - What?

Your driving.

I'm supposed to find a human being
to talk to about my infatuation.

I haven't really talked to anyone
since you've been gone.

Nick used to bring me here.

- Your dad used to bring you here.
- Fine, my dad used to bring me here.

Pretty much reflects our relationship.
Over here.

- You don't like your father?
- Something like that.

I would love my father. If I could
know him, I would love him.

You can love your father
and not like him.

Which way is west?

You love your father
and not like him?

All the time.

- It's better I don't have a father?
- No. No.

But families and fathers and sons,
and I guess even mothers and daughters,

can be difficult
relationships to figure out.

If the Sigmund Freud Society would give it
a rest, I could use a hand over here.

It's good digging.

We got a lab on seaQuest, right?

Yes, but we need trained personnel
to work these systems.

It's computer technology, right?
You're a computer genius, right?

- I must find out what these are. - No,
we could get in a lot of trouble for this.

You've seen my mother?
I'm already in trouble.

- Hey, Dagwood. - This is a swing?
- Yeah, it is. Come on.

I've never been pushed
on a swing.

Fathers must be good for that,

Guys, we've been at this
for three hours.

- Hey, quality takes time.
- The sun is setting!

If you're gonna panic,
we'll never get anywhere,

No' no I passed panic an hour ago.
What's wrong with those?

Not a thing. You see,
it's not what's wrong, it's what's right.

- Exactly. - Thank you.
- Looks all right to me.

- Hey, where you going?
- What are you doing?

- I know what's going on.
- Hey, where you going?

You're not looking for physical
or spiritual or intellectual perfection!

As focused as you guys
are on your careers,

you're looking for a bigger boat.

See you
at the Captain's barbecue!

- You know' maybe he's right.
- Yeah.

- Maybe we should be cruising
the yacht club. - Good idea.

You drive.

Hey, how come I have to drive?
Hey, Ford, how come I

The next showing of Key Largo
in Activision will begin in 15 minutes.

Was that great,
or was that great?

They don't leave anything
to the imagination anymore.

I think I liked it better
in Mack and white.

I thought it was great.

I take it that you
thought it was great.

Look, my treat.
What do you want?

- Oh, I don't know.
- Two turtle sundaes. - Corning right up.

They used to seduce you into the story

with images and subtle
story-telling techniques.

Now they' hurl debris at you
and dare you to leave.

- It's a joyride. Thank you.
- There's not much challenge in it.

- Didn't you get that from Salvador Dali?
- Yes! Yeah!

That was spectacular!

The images were dear
but subtle,

and they would sort
of draw you into the painting-.

These are great.

Apparenfly everything is.

- What does that mean?
- Nothing.

Only there seems to be
a lot of great going on in your life.

I'm having a wonderful time.
How is it?

- Great.

We should take some of these
to the Captain's barbecue.

"We" That probably
wouldn't be such a great idea.

- Why not?
- You know.

Office romances.

We'll see each other there.

Are you ashamed
to be seen with me?

No. I just don't think
it's such a great idea.

I think we should stick
with this great thing.

You don't
have to be sarcastic.

- I was being silly.
- You were being mean.

- I'm not being mean.
- Yes, you were.

You've been mean ever since
I dragged you into that theatre.

Absolutely.

No.
If I told you

that your taste in culture
was vapid and infantile'

that would be mean.

Where do we start?

Med school. I don't know
how to work this stuff.

There must be manuals
around here someplace

I think it's this one.

Spectrum analysis.
Try to find a manual for this one!

Atomic spectrum
analysis system on line.

What's spectrophotoelectric
radiothorium?

- Hello.
- Dr. Smith

Do you have any idea the effort it takes

- to earn an MD. and a PhD.
by the time you're 25? - No, I

How many nights you have
to say no to a good time

- because you have to read?
- No.

1218. Do you know
how single-minded you have to be

to earn the most coveted science position
on the flagship of the fleet?

No. I know
we're not supposed to be

Let me tell you

What's wrong with your mother?

She's taking these pills
and they're doing weird things to her.

Everybody wants to be young.
You shouldn't hold that against her.

Yeah, I know,

It would mean more to me
if you said it out loud.

M sorry I told people
about you and the Captain.

What did you tell them?

Just that you were alone
in the hydroponics lab.

- And?
- And, you know, in an embrace.

- A romantic embrace?
- Well Yeah.

Did it ever occur to you
that we were clinging to each other

because you practically
knocked me m the water?

Yeah, it just seemed to me
like there was romance in the room.

I was wrong?

I'll have to leave
seaQuest because of this.

- Spectrum analysis complete.
- That's ridiculous.

You don't have to leave seaQuest.
It was a misinterpretation.

Now it's an unfounded rumor,
You can change that.

Unfounded or not'
it has the appearance of impropriety,

And the U.E.0. will see it as interfering
with the Captain carrying out his duties.

Doctor Smith, I'm sorry,
but what about my mother's pills?

Your mother will probably be okay.
Just don't let her take any more.

I'll send this out to the U.E.0. and we'll
have more information in the morning.

I'm very sorry.

I forgive you, Tony. Goodnight.

- Goodnight, Dr. Smith.
- Goodnight, Dagwood,

Why does U.E.0. have
to know about this stupid rumor?

Because everybody on the boat does.
They'll find out.

I don't see a choice.
I have to put in for a transfer.

Goodnight.

Yeah, goodnight.

Oh, Anthony, did you do it?

- Dad.
- Did you take care of that thing?

- All done. - Thank God. Your mother
wouldn't let me out of her sight.

- Do you know what you were giving her?
- No, I guess it wasn't good.

Tony? Do you have my pills?

- No' Ma. I don't.
- Honey, I need my piHs, please.

- They're killing you.
- Your father is killing me!

- No. Marie' please.
- Shut up!

Tony, honey,
I need my pills, baby.

Ma, they're poison.

RU 268 was an insecticide,
was developed as an insecticide.

- Did you know that?
- No! I didn't know that!

Where did you get them?

- This guy said that women would love it.
- Did he tell you she'd die for ii?

No, I swear.

This stuff bums your fat, and when
your fat's gone it burns your muscle,

That's why you look so young.
It's eating out your insides

and what's left is getting light
around the bone.

Tony, I like the way
people look at me.

Look at me, Ma.
Look at me.

Look at the way
I'm looking at you.

I know we don't talk much,
but I need you to be old.

I Older than me.

I need you to be there tike a mother.
Don't take my mother away from me.

Make sure she gets a physical. This is
everything they know about the drug.

I love you, Ma.

Come on.

- She's right about you getting a job.
- Okay.

Be nice if you called
once in a while just to say hello.

I need a favor.

I want you to take this fine and run it
over there so I can string these lanterns.

- How much?
- How much?

- How much?
- How much what?

- How much money?
- You want money?

$10.

- Who taught you about money?
- Lucas.

Why?

That's the way
the world works.

Okay, That's it,

I'll do it myself.

Thanks. I hope
you don't mind I came early.

- It's great. Want some coffee?
- I'd love some. - Come on up.

- Cream and sugar?
- Please.

Captain.

I'm submitting
a request to transfer.

Wendy' why don't
you come inside?

- Here you are.
- 0h, thanks.

I want to
show you something.

I'm the third generation
of women in my family

to be in some kind
of naval service.

It's a pretty unique family tradition.
This is my grandmother.

You're forgetting,
I've met her.

Oh, that's right,
when you dated my mom.

Look at your mom,
she's terrific.

- Look how straight her back is.
- She's serious about it.

Both my mother and my grandmother
were strong-willed

and stand-up-to-things tough.

I don't have that. I mean,
I'm resolute in my own way,

but I expend a lot of energy
trying to manage my sixth sense.

I know you and my mother
were close.

And I thought with everything
that you've been through

that maybe in that darkness
of the lab

Maybe you saw my mother in me.

No' Wendy' no.
It was you.

I lost a son
when he was 21 years old.

Then I lost my wife, whom I love
very much. She was my anchor.

The mistake I made
was clinging to her memory

as if that were the anchor, the refuge.

I can't do that anymore.

You gave me a gift, Wendy,

You woke me up
to the simple fact that I'm alive.

And having done that,
you can't take a step back in your career

just because things
are a little awkward now.

You're punishing yourself
for something you didn't even do.

We can get past this.

You don't believe that.

Found us again,
hey, Piccolo?

You know, a side effect of having gills
is you get fish vision,

Your eyes see
what's on the side of your head,

but whatever's straight
in front of you, you're blind as a bat.

I'm dead.

Lucas, what does
he think he's doing?

Dagwood!

Dagwood?

I wish my brother George
was here.

Thank you.

See. Now I'll have to listen
to that for months, maybe years.

Maybe you'H get lucky
and not live that long.

Yesterday I almost
asked my mother out on a date.

I mean, I didn't recognize her.
She was taking these pills.

- RU 268?
- Yeah, that's it.

Oh, don't let her.

- Already taken care of.
- Good.

It's tough enough being young,

I can't imagine anyone
taking a pill for it.

She looked good, though.
I didn't recognize her.

Apparently not.

Can I talk to you
about this 'cause \

I don't know who else to ask
and I feel pretty weird.

I need someone
to talk to myself.

I heard you're probabw
not gonna leave.

No, I'm not
gonna leave.

That's good.

Hi, I'm Rosalind Allen
and this is Moose,

an orphaned manatee calf

being cared for by SeaWorld's
rehabilitation unit in Orlando.

Moose will grow to be about 10 feet long
and weigh around 1000 pounds.

His life expectancy
is about 50 years,

but manatees as a species
are endangered.

Less than 2000
remain in the wild.

Rescue programs like SeaWorld's
aim to help repopulate the ocean

with these gentle creatures.

See you on the next adventure
of seaQuest.