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Roommate meeting.
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Roommate meeting!
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Gogo, what the hell?
I've got a hangover!
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I don't give a [bleep]
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about your hangover,
okay, Brendan?
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I want a roommate meeting,
and I want it now!
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Okay.
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Now, somebody's
been taking [bleep]
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out of the refrigerator
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and throwing it
on the ground,
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and it's pissing me off.
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Is this another one
of your stupid pranks, Jonald?
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No.
And your pranks are stupid.
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- Is it you, Monday?
- What?
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I said,
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somebody's been taking [bleep]
out of the fridge
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and throwing it
on the [bleep] ground.
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And I want to know
who it is,
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because it's not funny!
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Well, what I want to know is,
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who keeps pulling the sheets
off my bed
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and hanging them
from the ceiling fan at night?
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- Was that you, Monday?
- What?
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Have you been taking
everybody's sheets off them
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in the night and hanging them
from the ceiling fans?
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What? No.
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Well, clearly,
someone's been doing that!
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Whoa!
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Who did that?
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Yeah! who the [bleep]
just did that?
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Which one of you
just threw that bottle?
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What are we even talking
about right now?
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Did you [bleep]ing throw
that bottle, Jonald?
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No, Gogo!
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[bleep] you!
I didn't throw it!
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Well, did you [bleep]ing throw
that bottle, Brendon?
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Yeah!
You would do that, Brendon.
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Dude, no!
I didn't throw the bottle!
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Well, somebody threw
that [bleep]ing bottle,
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and you're the one who drew
dicks on everyone's forehead!
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Yeah, you did do that!
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But dicks are hilarious,
though!
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This is just destructive!
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What about you, Monday?
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Did you throw that bottle?
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What bottle?
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The [bleep]ing bottle, dude!
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It just smashed
against the wall,
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and you even said
some [bleep] about it!
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Well, I didn't throw
a bottle.
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Well, obviously,
it wasn't Ping.
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He's got the best grades
in the house.
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Good point, Ping.
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Come on, guys, let's cool it
with the profanity.
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You know Ping's very religious.
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- Aw, Ping!
- Ugh!
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Come on!
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Subs by David Coleman
Sync & correction by dwigt
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www.addic7ed.com
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Hello!
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- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
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Um, I am Keegan-Michael Key.
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Yes, I'm Jordan Peele.
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And we are Key and Peele.
Thanks for coming out.
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Yep.
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- Tomorrow is Halloween.
- Yes.
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Yes, tomorrow is Halloween.
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- It's a Halloween episode.
- Halloween episode.
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What I don't understand
is monsters
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in horror movies now.
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Like, who wants
to [bleep] monsters?
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Apparently, everybody now.
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- It happened on--
- Twilight.
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Everyone's having sex
with vampires
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and werewolves and everybody.
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I mean, you know,
remember in the '30s?
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Nobody wanted to have sex
with Frankenstein.
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No.
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Square-ass head.
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Bolts coming out of his neck,
you know.
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Frankenstein having sex,
Well, he'd just--
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he could just throw his dick
at a bitch, just--
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Arrgh.
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Brothers and sisters.
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Ah, tonight,
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the newest member
of our family
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will feast
for the first time.
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Ophelia...
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Bring the new blood.
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Ahh.
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Brother Tyrell.
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Welcome to the first night
of your new and--
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What are we wearing here?
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W--
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Uh, i-I'm just wearing
what I got bit in.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
Do you have anything black?
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Or, like, pants with laces
up the side of the leg...
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would be good,
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just so you can still see
the skin.
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Uh, no.
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That's not my style,
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so I ain't got none of that
in my closet
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or nothin' like that.
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Okay.
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Anyway, we will tonight
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all feast!
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Come on, man.
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Excuse me?
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I'm just saying,
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y'all over here licking
and--
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and hissing and whatnot.
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If we gonna eat,
then let's eat. damn!
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Y-yes.
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Of course,
we will all feed.
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Okay, yeah, that's enough.
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Spread the meat.
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Crunch!
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Cool. Okay.
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Did any of that
actually get in your mouth?
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'cause, I mean, now--
shoot.
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No wonder y'all's hungry
all the time.
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See--uh-uh, uh-uh.
No, no, no, no.
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See, look,
why y'all gotta hiss
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when you flashin' your fangs?
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You know you can make
your teeth come out
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without doing
all that nonsense.
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See?
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And can you two get a room?
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Seriously, y'all live
in a damn mansion.
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There gotta be some other place
you could do that [bleep].
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I mean, are you two
even lesbians?
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Look, I just don't understand
why everything
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gotta be all sexual
and licky.
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Girl, seriously, man.
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You gotta get your hands
up off me
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'fore I [bleep] you up.
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[bleep] is nasty.
Creepy as [bleep].
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Been touching my nipple
for 15 minutes.
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All this [bleep] y'all
is doing up in here?
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This is just, like,
straight-up gratuitous.
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I got bit on purpose
so I could live forever
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and see future cars.
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Yeah, cyrus,
these pants are uncomfortable.
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And I actually
have a boyfriend.
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And this song has been playing
for, like, two years,
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and it sucks.
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Wow.
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This just seems...
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desperate.
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Okay, "desperate"?
Really, Tristan?
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It's Christian.
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- Really?
- His name ain't even Tristan.
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So do you all
feel this way?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Kinda.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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It's like you can't even get
good friends--
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No, you're not even--
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Okay, and you're leaving now.
That's--
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I mean, you know what,
dog, seriously,
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like, you could fix
this place up.
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It'd be dope, though.
For real.
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Are cars gonna be able
to fly,
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or is everything going to be
on a magnetic track?
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I mean, that's what
I want to know.
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It's no big deal.
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This O-negative
tastes like pennies.
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Oh, I'm sorry about--
Hey, hey.
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No, no, no, nipple play
is for private time.
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What if all of this life
we think we're living
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is just a dream,
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and when we wake up,
you remember all of it?
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This is such bull[bleep],
you guys.
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You guys know
What extras are?
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They are--
They are the unsung heroes
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of the television
and the film industry.
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No, it's true, it's true.
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Yes, because they're
the people that stand
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in the background.
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They don't have lines,
but they make up the world.
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It's fun to us
when you see somebody
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maybe who's new
who doesn't get how to do it.
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- Right.
- Which happens on our show.
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Well, yes.
There was one, our first--
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This is--this is
our favorite encounter...
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Our favorite encounter
that we've ever had.
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With a guy,
and we--to be fair,
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we didn't give him
an exact line.
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We said, all right,
just say what you think
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would come out of your mouth.
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- Jordan's playing Obama.
- Right.
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And this guy
was meeting Obama.
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It was like, "Action!"
and Jordan goes,
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"How you doing?
Nice to meet you, everybody.
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'How you doing?
Nice to meet you."
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He just got his--
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huge, masculine black dude,
by the way.
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- Big, big dude.
- It's actually--
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You can actually
look this up.
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It's the Obama ATM sketch.
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We actually slowed it down.
We're like, what is he saying?
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He's saying, "hey, what's up,
Obama, baby?"
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Hey, man,
this your first time?
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Oh, man.
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I been doing zombie extra work
on this show since...
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day one, first season, man.
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My first time.
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Oh, it's your first time
on this show?
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My first time
being extra at all.
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- Ever?
- I'm kind of nervous.
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Oh, wow. okay, man.
Hey, man, it's...
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That's all right.
But you'll be all right, man.
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It's okay, man.
It's not that hard, man.
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You'll be all right.
I'm--
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Me personally, dude,
I'm looking
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for that lunge bump, though.
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What's--
What's a lunge bump?
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Oh, that's, uh,
like if you, um,
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you get featured
if you lunge at somebody,
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and then you get
a bump in your pay.
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And if you really lucky, man,
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they blow your head off.
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That's straight bank
right there.
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All right, extras.
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I'm the assistant director.
Gather round.
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Jerry, hey, Jerry,
I had a thought, man,
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about the first scene
that y'all's doing--
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- Not now, Stan.
- Steve, it's Steve.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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I need somebody to lunge
at the fence.
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You think you can handle it?
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- Him?
- Uh, yeah.
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It's his first day, though.
He kinda nervous, man.
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He kinda nervous.
It's his first day.
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Okay, so the director's
gonna yell "Action,"
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Mack's gonna come by,
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and then you're just gonna lunge
into the fence, like,
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Graaah!
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Y-You want me to say
"Graaah"?
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- Oh, this is--
- Say whatever.
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This is crazy.
Okay, all right.
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Cool, man--
Hey, you know--hey.
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That's cool.
Hey.
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Hey, you know I got
a lot more experience, man.
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You can just use me.
I been here... day one.
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First season,
so it--okay.
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Cool, all right, that's fine.
You gonna go with him.
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All right, good for you, man.
Good for you.
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- Graaah? Graaah?
- Nah, dude, do--
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you don't have
to say "graaah".
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Do whatever the hell
you want to do, man.
254
00:09:58,299 --> 00:09:59,266
That's the lunge bump?
255
00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:00,267
That is the lunge bump, man.
256
00:10:00,301 --> 00:10:02,136
You got it.
You got it.
257
00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:03,403
On your first day.
258
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:06,340
Ever being a extra.
259
00:10:06,374 --> 00:10:07,341
Ever.
260
00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:08,809
You got it, man.
Good for you.
261
00:10:08,843 --> 00:10:10,611
And action.
262
00:10:16,651 --> 00:10:17,618
Aah!
263
00:10:17,652 --> 00:10:19,787
What's up, Obama, my baby?
264
00:10:19,821 --> 00:10:21,722
What the hell was that?
Cut.
265
00:10:21,757 --> 00:10:23,658
Oh, man, I would be
more than happy
266
00:10:23,692 --> 00:10:24,925
to fill in, man.
267
00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,527
I'd be more than happy
to step in.
268
00:10:26,561 --> 00:10:27,895
Mack, just remember
269
00:10:27,929 --> 00:10:29,329
when you're coming
through the factory that,
270
00:10:29,364 --> 00:10:30,564
like, your mind is still
on the car outside, all right?
271
00:10:30,598 --> 00:10:31,665
Hey, I mean,
y'all gotta pick people
272
00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:32,800
based on qualifications, man.
273
00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:33,834
- Okay.
- He don't have any experience.
274
00:10:33,868 --> 00:10:35,702
It was a good note,
good note.
275
00:10:35,737 --> 00:10:38,772
But maybe what I was doing
sort of superseded that.
276
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,374
Agreed.
Yeah, we were just...
277
00:10:40,408 --> 00:10:41,675
- Yep.
- discussing that.
278
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,277
Absolutely, it supersedes it,
yeah.
279
00:10:43,311 --> 00:10:45,079
But let's do one
that just cedes it, okay?
280
00:10:45,113 --> 00:10:46,280
Just same level.
281
00:10:46,314 --> 00:10:47,547
We're going again
straight away, okay?
282
00:10:47,582 --> 00:10:49,149
- Wow, okay.
- Right away, reset.
283
00:10:49,183 --> 00:10:50,817
He's not doing
a good job at it.
284
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,185
You're doing great,
though, man.
285
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,686
Opportunity knocks, you gotta
answer the door, man.
286
00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,355
- And action.
- Wait till I tell you.
287
00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:03,929
Me-me-me-me, me-me,
288
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,098
Me-me-me-me-me-me-me!
289
00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:06,165
Cut.
290
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,501
I'd be more than happy
to step in
291
00:11:08,536 --> 00:11:09,903
at any time
you want me to.
292
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,138
I'd be more than happy
to do it.
293
00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:12,940
Just a certain sense
of urgency
294
00:11:12,974 --> 00:11:14,274
is all we're looking for.
295
00:11:14,309 --> 00:11:15,976
Clock's ticking, you got
survivors to find, right?
296
00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:17,377
Can I tell y'all something
for a second?
297
00:11:17,412 --> 00:11:19,346
This dude right here is not
doing what a zombie does.
298
00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:21,315
This dude was literally
on our last take
299
00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:23,250
waving his hand up in the air
like this, Jerry,
300
00:11:23,285 --> 00:11:24,519
making Beeker sounds.
301
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:27,221
He sounded like Beeker
From The Muppets, y'all.
302
00:11:27,256 --> 00:11:28,656
Thank you, that's great.
303
00:11:28,691 --> 00:11:30,024
Just a ticking clock on this
is all we're looking for,
304
00:11:30,058 --> 00:11:31,259
Because there are survivors,
is what we're after.
305
00:11:31,293 --> 00:11:32,260
- Okay.
- Oh, Jeez.
306
00:11:32,294 --> 00:11:34,496
But I felt ambivalence
in there.
307
00:11:34,530 --> 00:11:37,065
The ambivalence is art.
It's gorgeous, and we love it.
308
00:11:37,099 --> 00:11:39,601
But there are zombies, so if we
could just pick up the pace,
309
00:11:39,635 --> 00:11:41,169
just a hair, that'd be great.
Straight away, please.
310
00:11:41,203 --> 00:11:42,337
- Right away.
- All right, going again.
311
00:11:42,371 --> 00:11:43,671
- Jerry, but Jerry,
we're not doing
312
00:11:43,705 --> 00:11:44,939
Night of the Living Muppets,
are we?
313
00:11:44,973 --> 00:11:46,040
- We are not.
- 'cause the Beeker
314
00:11:46,074 --> 00:11:47,575
- is not a zombie.
- Do you have any notes?
315
00:11:47,609 --> 00:11:48,876
Yeah, don't be
a [bleep]ing Beeker.
316
00:11:48,911 --> 00:11:50,745
- Quiet, please.
- Action.
317
00:11:53,615 --> 00:11:55,016
I'm gonna eat your brain!
318
00:11:55,050 --> 00:11:56,017
Zombie.
319
00:11:56,051 --> 00:11:57,018
Cut.
320
00:11:57,052 --> 00:11:58,185
No!
321
00:11:58,220 --> 00:12:00,754
He actually just said
the word "zombie"!
322
00:12:00,789 --> 00:12:02,256
Come on, man!
323
00:12:02,290 --> 00:12:03,724
Y'all ever hear of a zombie
saying the word "zombie" before?
324
00:12:03,758 --> 00:12:04,758
No, you haven't.
I don't think so.
325
00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:06,293
You know what?
Get rid of this guy.
326
00:12:06,328 --> 00:12:08,262
Thank you!
That's what I'm talking about.
327
00:12:08,296 --> 00:12:10,064
Dude, I'm sorry, dog,
But you terrible at this, man.
328
00:12:10,098 --> 00:12:11,431
- Him.
- Hey, man, no.
329
00:12:11,466 --> 00:12:12,732
He talking about him.
He's talking about him,
330
00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:13,800
'cause he said "zombie".
331
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:14,801
- Thank you, Steve.
- Because--no.
332
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:15,969
No, you want me to leave?
333
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,771
Hey, man, I been up here
staggering around here
334
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:18,906
for 3 1/2 years,
335
00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:20,607
And I been startling extras
left and right.
336
00:12:20,642 --> 00:12:22,476
When do I get
to startle the lead, huh?
337
00:12:22,511 --> 00:12:23,978
One more for safety.
Straight away, here we go.
338
00:12:24,012 --> 00:12:27,148
- Still rolling.
- Action.
339
00:12:30,252 --> 00:12:31,385
Hey, what do we do
340
00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:33,754
if we have to go
to the bathroom?
341
00:12:33,789 --> 00:12:34,922
We like it?
342
00:12:34,957 --> 00:12:36,724
- I love it. Genius. Moving on.
- I got it.
343
00:12:39,402 --> 00:12:41,436
I was in--I've been--
I was in First Class once.
344
00:12:41,471 --> 00:12:42,704
You ever fly First Class?
345
00:12:45,341 --> 00:12:48,343
They give you that hot towel.
346
00:12:51,614 --> 00:12:52,848
when you're sitting
next to a person
347
00:12:52,883 --> 00:12:54,383
who, like, your first--
It's your first time
348
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:55,618
in First Class, and you're
sitting next to a person
349
00:12:55,652 --> 00:12:57,152
who knows
how to use the towel.
350
00:12:57,186 --> 00:12:58,587
I mean, the person that,
you know--
351
00:12:58,621 --> 00:12:59,754
He's using his towel.
352
00:12:59,789 --> 00:13:02,925
You're just out there
talking about--
353
00:13:07,397 --> 00:13:10,800
I wouldn't--
I wouldn't--
354
00:13:10,835 --> 00:13:12,635
No, don't, don't,
Don't, don't, don't.
355
00:13:12,670 --> 00:13:15,305
You don't want to do that.
356
00:13:15,339 --> 00:13:19,042
You will be
in room 237.
357
00:13:19,076 --> 00:13:21,277
And you have
free Wi-Fi there.
358
00:13:21,312 --> 00:13:23,780
Also, from 6:00 a.m.
to 10:00 a.m. every morning,
359
00:13:23,814 --> 00:13:26,582
there's a free
continental breakfast.
360
00:13:26,617 --> 00:13:29,886
Hmm.
361
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,454
Continental breakfast.
362
00:13:31,489 --> 00:13:33,656
Yes, from 6:00 a.m.
To 10:00 a.m.
363
00:13:35,692 --> 00:13:36,659
So it's continental, then.
364
00:13:36,693 --> 00:13:37,760
Mm-hmm, yep.
365
00:13:40,397 --> 00:13:41,597
Very good.
366
00:13:46,036 --> 00:13:47,403
Eh, garçon.
367
00:13:48,672 --> 00:13:52,208
One admission
for the continental breakfast.
368
00:13:52,243 --> 00:13:53,810
You can just
help yourself, sir.
369
00:13:53,845 --> 00:13:56,012
Hmm, interesting.
370
00:13:56,047 --> 00:13:57,381
European style.
371
00:14:00,885 --> 00:14:04,321
Mm.
372
00:14:04,356 --> 00:14:05,422
Ahh.
373
00:14:05,457 --> 00:14:07,958
When in Rome...
374
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:15,166
Hmm, the forbidden fruit.
375
00:14:17,469 --> 00:14:20,371
Well, aren't you
a tiny plum.
376
00:14:23,675 --> 00:14:26,310
Well, la...dee...
377
00:14:26,345 --> 00:14:27,663
da.
378
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,447
Paper and everything.
379
00:14:30,481 --> 00:14:33,116
And who are you,
380
00:14:33,151 --> 00:14:35,052
my little friend?
381
00:14:35,086 --> 00:14:36,687
Not a spoon...
382
00:14:36,721 --> 00:14:37,955
Not a fork...
383
00:14:37,989 --> 00:14:39,890
But something in between.
384
00:14:39,924 --> 00:14:41,458
A "fopoon".
385
00:14:43,061 --> 00:14:46,192
What will you think of next,
Germany?
386
00:14:50,035 --> 00:14:51,068
Ahh.
387
00:14:52,337 --> 00:14:55,720
All the "Euro-pine" countries
lay before me.
388
00:14:56,708 --> 00:15:00,411
Where should I fly to first?
389
00:15:00,445 --> 00:15:02,413
Ahh.
390
00:15:02,447 --> 00:15:04,548
The pit of the doughnut.
391
00:15:04,582 --> 00:15:07,016
Mm, thank you, Turkey.
392
00:15:07,051 --> 00:15:09,285
Mm, buckle up.
393
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,087
Let's see
where we shall go next.
394
00:15:11,122 --> 00:15:13,957
Ah, the Danish!
395
00:15:13,992 --> 00:15:15,492
Clearly from Brussels.
396
00:15:15,526 --> 00:15:16,626
Mm.
397
00:15:16,661 --> 00:15:18,862
Mm, mm!
398
00:15:18,897 --> 00:15:20,231
Mm!
399
00:15:20,265 --> 00:15:21,265
Hello, Greece,
400
00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:25,369
where the yogurt flows
like water.
401
00:15:25,404 --> 00:15:27,738
Mm, yes,
402
00:15:27,772 --> 00:15:30,040
Like go-gurt,
but to stay.
403
00:15:31,609 --> 00:15:32,776
Mm.
404
00:15:32,810 --> 00:15:34,678
Mm, so good!
405
00:15:34,712 --> 00:15:38,282
Mm, pulling into Spain.
406
00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:39,383
Mm!
407
00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:41,085
Baked to perfection.
408
00:15:41,119 --> 00:15:42,786
Can you believe it?
409
00:15:42,821 --> 00:15:44,388
It all comes
with the room!
410
00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:47,457
Mm!
411
00:15:47,491 --> 00:15:50,760
Mm, mm!
412
00:15:50,795 --> 00:15:51,761
Yes!
413
00:15:51,796 --> 00:15:53,363
Mm!
414
00:15:53,397 --> 00:15:55,064
I love being in-continent!
415
00:15:55,099 --> 00:15:56,866
I love being in-continent!
416
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,368
A delight to the senses,
417
00:15:58,402 --> 00:16:00,136
isn't it, my friend?
418
00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:03,073
Isn't it? yes!
419
00:16:03,107 --> 00:16:05,542
I'll have
what I'm having!
420
00:16:05,576 --> 00:16:07,610
I'll have...
421
00:16:07,644 --> 00:16:09,845
what I'm having!
422
00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:18,421
So good.
423
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,664
It's so good.
424
00:16:22,159 --> 00:16:25,027
Thanks.
425
00:16:25,062 --> 00:16:26,562
Oh, good afternoon, sir.
426
00:16:26,597 --> 00:16:27,563
How can I help you?
427
00:16:27,598 --> 00:16:28,998
Well, Davis,
428
00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:33,236
I will be staying
indefinitely.
429
00:16:33,270 --> 00:16:36,338
But, sir, don't you know
that you've always been here?
430
00:16:42,679 --> 00:16:44,613
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
431
00:16:44,647 --> 00:16:47,616
Continental breakfast?
432
00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:50,619
Right around the corner.
433
00:17:17,616 --> 00:17:19,584
You guys know that guy
that always says,
434
00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:23,488
"Hey, man, everything happen
for a reason"?
435
00:17:23,523 --> 00:17:25,423
Ever-- You know,
the guy who says,
436
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,425
"Everything happen
for a reason,"
437
00:17:27,459 --> 00:17:28,526
doesn't have
a [bleep]ing job.
438
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,495
You ever notice that?
439
00:17:32,598 --> 00:17:34,198
- I think I know the reason...
- Yeah.
440
00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:35,233
for that.
441
00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:37,469
'cause your ass--
442
00:17:37,503 --> 00:17:38,637
you showed up late,
talking about,
443
00:17:38,671 --> 00:17:41,673
"Everything happen
for a reason."
444
00:17:58,123 --> 00:17:59,090
Could be worse.
445
00:17:59,124 --> 00:18:00,992
Not that bad.
446
00:18:01,026 --> 00:18:02,494
For me,
it's all about perspective.
447
00:18:02,528 --> 00:18:03,695
It's what you make
of it.
448
00:18:03,729 --> 00:18:04,696
Look, can I tell you
something?
449
00:18:04,731 --> 00:18:06,532
All things considered,
450
00:18:06,566 --> 00:18:08,167
I'm actually kind of comfortable
right now.
451
00:18:08,201 --> 00:18:09,702
Thank God for shock.
452
00:18:09,736 --> 00:18:12,037
I can be the kind of prisoner
I want to be.
453
00:18:12,072 --> 00:18:13,038
We're still alive.
454
00:18:13,073 --> 00:18:14,273
Thank you. Right?
455
00:18:14,307 --> 00:18:15,808
- Mm-hmm.
- Just two...
456
00:18:15,842 --> 00:18:17,377
injured buddies.
457
00:18:17,411 --> 00:18:18,978
- Yes, yeah, mm-hmm.
458
00:18:19,013 --> 00:18:20,914
having a friendly convo
while we're waiting
459
00:18:20,948 --> 00:18:22,148
to get tortured again.
460
00:18:22,183 --> 00:18:23,717
And, you know,
there's a kind of a positive
461
00:18:23,751 --> 00:18:25,552
in having no options.
462
00:18:25,587 --> 00:18:26,653
- Yes.
- Because, you know,
463
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:27,821
we're not even gonna try
to escape
464
00:18:27,855 --> 00:18:30,157
- 'cause we know we'd fail.
- Yes.
465
00:18:30,191 --> 00:18:31,858
Tell you another thing.
Don't miss the arm.
466
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,827
- Really?
- First of all, lefty.
467
00:18:33,861 --> 00:18:36,063
Okay? So this thing
pretty much got in the way.
468
00:18:36,097 --> 00:18:37,831
- Ha.
- Keep it, buddy!
469
00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:42,301
You fools,
blathering away!
470
00:18:43,637 --> 00:18:46,939
Your suffering
has only just begun.
471
00:18:46,973 --> 00:18:47,973
Wow.
472
00:18:48,007 --> 00:18:49,675
That is
a perfect summation
473
00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:50,976
of the human condition.
474
00:18:51,011 --> 00:18:52,211
And once
you've embraced that,
475
00:18:52,245 --> 00:18:53,212
you can do anything.
476
00:18:53,247 --> 00:18:56,348
Bingo.
477
00:18:56,383 --> 00:18:59,218
No one has ever suffered
478
00:18:59,252 --> 00:19:00,352
as you will!
479
00:19:00,387 --> 00:19:02,822
Hah hah hah hah hah hah!
480
00:19:02,856 --> 00:19:04,724
You love your work,
481
00:19:04,758 --> 00:19:07,393
and that kind
of a positive attitude,
482
00:19:07,427 --> 00:19:08,694
quite frankly,
it's contagious.
483
00:19:08,728 --> 00:19:10,462
It is.
484
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:14,132
Well, we'll see
how positive you're feeling
485
00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:16,435
after I cover your body
in gasoline
486
00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:18,571
and set you on fire!
487
00:19:18,605 --> 00:19:20,740
You know what, it's amazing
that you would say that,
488
00:19:20,774 --> 00:19:21,841
'cause I was just thinking
489
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:22,942
it's getting a little chilly
in here.
490
00:19:22,977 --> 00:19:24,878
- Mm-hmm.
- Thanks so much, man.
491
00:19:24,912 --> 00:19:28,082
Damn it!
492
00:19:30,485 --> 00:19:33,286
What a dramatic
and fascinating man.
493
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,687
I think we owe him
big time.
494
00:19:34,721 --> 00:19:36,022
- As do I.
- Really.
495
00:19:36,056 --> 00:19:37,923
I mean, all this time
away from my computer,
496
00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:39,258
my phone, my work,
it's just--
497
00:19:39,293 --> 00:19:40,927
I feel unplugged.
498
00:19:40,961 --> 00:19:42,462
Yes, yes. Oh.
499
00:19:42,496 --> 00:19:45,231
Oh.
500
00:19:45,265 --> 00:19:49,569
Aww.
501
00:19:49,603 --> 00:19:51,070
Circle of life.
502
00:19:51,105 --> 00:19:52,238
Nants Ingonyama.
503
00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:54,207
And I can't really feel
anything anyway,
504
00:19:54,241 --> 00:19:55,975
so you help yourself, buddy.
505
00:20:02,016 --> 00:20:03,417
Oh, what do you got there?
506
00:20:03,451 --> 00:20:04,951
Do you see this?
507
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:09,689
This is what I'm going to use
to cut off your legs!
508
00:20:09,724 --> 00:20:10,824
Finally!
509
00:20:10,858 --> 00:20:12,392
That's a great saw.
510
00:20:12,427 --> 00:20:15,028
I'm a home improvement guy,
and I know my saws,
511
00:20:15,063 --> 00:20:16,463
and I gotta tell you,
if you're cutting off legs,
512
00:20:16,497 --> 00:20:17,798
that is the way to go.
513
00:20:17,832 --> 00:20:19,299
- That's the one?
- That is definitely the one.
514
00:20:19,334 --> 00:20:22,069
- Good on ya.
- Why are you doing this to me?
515
00:20:22,103 --> 00:20:23,670
You're making me crazy!
516
00:20:23,704 --> 00:20:25,472
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
517
00:20:25,506 --> 00:20:27,240
Somebody needs a day off.
518
00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:29,409
We, of all people,
should know how hard he works.
519
00:20:29,443 --> 00:20:30,677
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
520
00:20:32,646 --> 00:20:33,646
Make them stop!
521
00:20:33,681 --> 00:20:35,148
This is torture!
522
00:20:35,182 --> 00:20:39,486
Noooo!
523
00:20:41,656 --> 00:20:42,856
Jordan, say good-bye
to the people.
524
00:20:42,891 --> 00:20:44,091
Mm...
525
00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:47,261
Bye-bye, Obama, baby.
526
00:20:47,295 --> 00:20:48,295
Good night, everybody.
527
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,030
Happy Halloween!
528
00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:53,934
Happy Halloween!
529
00:20:53,969 --> 00:20:56,937
♪ I'm gonna do
my one line here ♪
530
00:20:56,971 --> 00:20:59,640
Oh, yeah.
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