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Welcome back.
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We're here talking
with all-star
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shooting guard
Charlie Sanders
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about his amazing career.
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Now Charlie,
you grew up
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in a tough neighborhood,
didn't you?
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That's right.
Drugs, violence.
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My whole life,
I had to deal with Adversity.
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And that continued
When you went on to the pros?
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That's right.
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You know, fines,
Injuries, everything.
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No matter
How big a star I am,
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I'm always gonna
Be dealing with Adversity.
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Adversity Johnson,
What's your take on this?
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I don't know, girl.
I just like [bleep] with him.
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- Just like, eh.
- Ah!
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Come on, Adversity.
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Deal with me, dog!
(laughs)
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I said,
"Deal with me!"
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Always.
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Wherever we go, it's--
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Come on, no, don't.
Don't drink my water.
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Don't drink my water.
Adversity, leave me some.
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Leave me a sip.
Leave me a sip.
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Damn, come on, man.
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Aah!
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Deal with me!
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This--he doesn't--
I'm sorry.
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No, he doesn't pick up
social cues.
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What?
Here we--
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- Deal with me!
- Titty twister, titty twister.
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- Come on.
- Are you okay?
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No!
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Sync & corrections by dwigt
www.addic7ed.com
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Aw, yeah.
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Oh.
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Hey!
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Whoo, whoo, whoo,
whoo, whoo!
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Don't start that.
That--that won't stop.
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They will do that
Every time.
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Good evening, everybody.
I'm Keegan-Michael Key.
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- I'm Jordan Peele.
- And we are Key and Peele.
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We do shows
every now and then
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where we travel
a little bit.
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And so, when we were
in the airport--
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- I just wanna get there.
- You get so worked up.
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I just don't want there
to be anything
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to get in the way
of me getting on the flight.
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You get impatient
in the lines.
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I do get impatient
in the lines sometimes, yeah.
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He hates it when dudes
are, like, indecisive
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next to him about where
they are in the line.
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Talking about...
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What are you doing
Right now?
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I'm sorry,
I can't hear what--
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- What are you saying?
- Oh.
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Are you in line?
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Oh, I was gonna ask you
the same thing.
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Yeah, I'm--
I'm definitely in line.
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Yeah, yeah, me too.
I'm in line with you.
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No, I'm in line
with you.
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No, sir, you
are perpendicular to the line.
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We goin' that way.
We goin' that way.
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We're definitely
going this way.
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The plane's
gonna be this way.
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So if you face this way,
you're gonna be out of luck.
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Nah, all right,
I crab-walk.
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I crab-walk.
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That's me.
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Good morning,
ladies and gentlemen.
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We are about
to begin boarding
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South Northern Airlines
Flight 34 to Grand Rapids.
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Oh, okay, I'm--excuse me.
Boarding group one.
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I'm in boarding group one.
Excuse me.
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I'm in boarding group one.
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And we would like
to begin pre-boarding
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with our first-class
passengers.
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First-class passengers
only, please.
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Next, our business-class
passengers may now board.
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Okay, now
we'd like to welcome
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Our Regal Alliance
Elite members.
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Regal Alliance Elite
members.
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Okay, now all passengers
with children.
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Okay.
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Anyone with small children
Mmy board now.
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Okay, we would like
to continue boarding
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with uniformed
military personnel.
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What?
Why can't--
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This is--
Thank you for your service.
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Thank you so much
For your service.
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God bless you.
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Thank you for your service.
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Thank you for your service.
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All right,
people in wheelchairs.
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Any priests, nuns,
rabbis, imams.
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What? Why do they
get special treatment?
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As-salaam-alaikum.
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I've never--
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That's typical.
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Any old people in wheelchairs
with babies?
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Doesn't seem
particularly--
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Any old, religious people
with military babies?
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What's a military--
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Thank you
for your service.
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Jason Schwartzman.
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Anyone with a blue suitcase,
you may now board.
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Finally.
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- Nope, not you, sir.
- Not me?
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This is a blue suitcase.
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That's a blue computer bag.
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So you're not--
you're not gonna let me on then?
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Damn it!
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Damn it, damn it, damn it,
damn it, damn it!
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God damn it!
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Anyone who doesn't
seem cranky.
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Drunk people.
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We will now be boarding
any drunk people.
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Drunk people.
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All right, it's--
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Nope, it's my bag.
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Sir. Just--
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Ooh.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, Christian.
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Yeah.
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Totally.
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Well, you have your favorites,
Aad I have my favorites.
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Okay.
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Call you later.
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Ciao, ciao.
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Boarding group one.
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- Jason Schwartzman!
- We've got your hand!
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I got him!
I got Schwartzman here!
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Hey everyone!
Jason Schwartzman's fine!
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We got Jason Schwartzman.
Let's wrap it up, people.
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Boarding group one
over here!
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Got a boarding group one.
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You know, everybody's
had this happen to you,
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where somebody's
telling you a story,
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and halfway through the story,
you realize
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they're telling you
the story
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you told them
three weeks ago?
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It's maddening.
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A dude just come up to you,
talkin' about,
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Hey, man, y'all see,
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I was walking down
the street, right?
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- Uh-huh?
- And this bird...
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- Yeah.
- flew up...
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- Yep?
- hit my shoulder...
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- Yup, yup.
- that [bleep] died on impact.
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Was that bird a sparrow?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Did that happen
on Santa Monica Boulevard?
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- Yes.
- Right off of Las Palmas?
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How you know that, man?
I told you this story?
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No, because I told you
this story
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literally a day ago.
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Did I tell you about
this other thing
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that happened to me,
though?
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I didn't,
but I can't wait to hear it.
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Walking down
the street, man,
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I just felt a drop
on my bald head.
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Noice!
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Noice!
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Noice!
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Noice!
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- Noice!
- Noice!
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Excuse me, excuse me.
'scuse me.
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'scuse me.
'scuse me, 'scuse me.
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'scuse me, 'scuse me,
'scuse me.
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'scuse me,
'scuse me, 'scuse me.
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What's up, boy?
What's up, boo?
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- Yo, what you doin'?
- I'm just noicin' your Noice!
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Well, don't.
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It's mostly
about the dancers.
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Oh, yeah.
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Besides, you know,
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I'm kind of the guy
that says, "Noice!"
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- Noice!
- Wha--what happened?
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Nothing happened,
I just noiced you
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because you stand up
for yourself
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and your place
in this dance circle.
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No, no.
No "Noice," okay?
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"Noice" is my thing.
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No more "Noice" from you.
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'scuse me, 'scuse me,
'scuse me.
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'scuse me, 'scuse me.
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Aw...
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Aw, noice!
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Noice?
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Noice?
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'scuse me.
Noice!
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Noice!
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Noice! Noice!
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Noice!
Noice!
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Noice!
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Noice.
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Noice.
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Noice.
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You...
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Noice?
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Noice.
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Noice.
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Noice.
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Noice!
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Noice.
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- Noice.
- Noice.
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Noice!
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Noooice!
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Noice!
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Noice!
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This is the fight
everybody's been waiting for,
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But when I get Andre
in the ring, man,
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It's gonna be cruel
and quick,
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'cause it's gonna be, like,
one-two, one-two, boom,
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and you out.
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Man, [bleep] you,
Claudius Lewis.
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I'm gonna [bleep] you
right in the ass.
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Yeah, I'm gonna
bend you over
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and [bleep] you
right in the ass[bleep].
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All right,
you know what?
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Andre, he like to be--
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try to get into
his opponents' heads
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by saying crazy stuff.
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He ain't gonna
Get into my head.
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He ain't gonna get
into my head.
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No, I'm not gonna
get in your head.
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I'm gonna
get in your ass[bleep]
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just like I said,
just right up in there
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in that tiny, little,
minuscule ass[bleep] of yours.
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This is what's gonna happen.
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I'm gonna take you
to a nice,
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high-fancy,
highfalutin restaurant,
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and I'm gonna buy you things,
wine and dine you.
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and we're gonna find some things
that we have in common,
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and they're gonna
become inside jokes to us.
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And then, we're just gonna
laugh about them in the taxi
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all the way
to your house,
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where I'm gonna [bleep] you
in the ass.
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Oh, okay, now, ju--
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just me p-personally,
I've never--
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You know,
I ain't ever seen Andre
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take it that far before,
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but--
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What--whatever.
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Yeah, whatever.
I'll tell you whatever.
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Whatever, I'm gonna finally
gonna feel comfortable
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taking you out
to dinner parties.
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and then, all of our friends
who are also couples,
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they're just
gonna laugh at us
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'cause we're that couple
that holds hands all the time.
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And let me tell you something,
Claudius.
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We love each other
so very much
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that no matter
how tired I am,
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no matter how much bull[bleep]
I've dealt with over the day,
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I'm just gonna
leave it at the door
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when I [bleep] you
in the ass.
258
00:12:51,999 --> 00:12:53,232
Okay,
you know what, man?
259
00:12:53,267 --> 00:12:55,634
It's time for you to stop
all that nonsense
260
00:12:55,669 --> 00:12:57,836
right now, all right?
261
00:12:57,871 --> 00:13:00,038
Did he just say he was gonna
take me to dinner parties?
262
00:13:00,073 --> 00:13:02,908
He did say
"dinner parties."
263
00:13:02,942 --> 00:13:05,043
We're gonna snuggle
on the couch every night.
264
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:06,411
I'm gonna let you
pick the movie,
265
00:13:06,446 --> 00:13:08,346
even though you always
pick the movie.
266
00:13:08,381 --> 00:13:10,715
Then I'm gonna take you out
for a walk on the beach,
267
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:13,218
and the moonlight's
gonna bounce off of your scalp.
268
00:13:13,253 --> 00:13:15,388
And I'm just gonna kiss you
so tenderly
269
00:13:15,422 --> 00:13:18,391
While the waves break, and then
right there, right then,
270
00:13:18,425 --> 00:13:20,793
I'm gonna [bleep] you
in the sandy ass[bleep].
271
00:13:20,828 --> 00:13:22,595
All right, it's time for you
to shut your fool mouth!
272
00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:24,464
- Is it? Is it time?
- Yes, it is time.
273
00:13:24,498 --> 00:13:25,999
It's time for you
to shut your mouth!
274
00:13:26,033 --> 00:13:27,000
We gonna spend
the golden years together.
275
00:13:27,034 --> 00:13:28,001
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
276
00:13:28,035 --> 00:13:29,102
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
277
00:13:29,136 --> 00:13:30,336
I'm gonna support you
all the way
278
00:13:30,370 --> 00:13:32,071
through your run
through city council.
279
00:13:32,106 --> 00:13:33,439
Yeah, that's right,
and you're gonna be tired,
280
00:13:33,474 --> 00:13:35,108
and exhausted,
and overworked,
281
00:13:35,142 --> 00:13:36,409
But we're gonna
still find the energy
282
00:13:36,444 --> 00:13:38,111
- to go antiquing on the weekends.
- Oh, yeah?
283
00:13:38,145 --> 00:13:39,679
And then, you're gonna
be on your deathbed,
284
00:13:39,714 --> 00:13:40,847
and you're gonna
be sittin' there,
285
00:13:40,881 --> 00:13:41,948
and you're gonna be dyin'.
286
00:13:41,983 --> 00:13:42,983
And I'm gonna
be right beside you,
287
00:13:43,017 --> 00:13:44,117
and I'm gonna be cryin'.
288
00:13:44,151 --> 00:13:46,553
And right at that moment
when you cross over
289
00:13:46,587 --> 00:13:48,054
from this world
into the next,
290
00:13:48,089 --> 00:13:50,523
I'm gonna [bleep] you
in the ass[bleep].
291
00:13:50,557 --> 00:13:52,325
Oh, man,
I wish you'd try.
292
00:13:52,359 --> 00:13:53,526
- Oh, you do?
- I wish that you would try.
293
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,728
Well,
wish [bleep]ing granted.
294
00:13:58,031 --> 00:14:01,267
No, I love the Village
as much as the next guy,
295
00:14:01,301 --> 00:14:02,902
but I'm telling you,
if we continue
296
00:14:02,936 --> 00:14:05,738
to self-segregate ourselves,
The entire gay community's
297
00:14:05,772 --> 00:14:07,940
gonna continue
to be "margarine-ized"
298
00:14:07,975 --> 00:14:09,775
I was just saying this
to Claudius the other night
299
00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:11,276
right after I [bleep] him
in the ass.
300
00:14:11,311 --> 00:14:13,379
Yeah, he did,
he did.
301
00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:16,415
Anyway, enough politics.
Cheers, everyone.
302
00:14:19,712 --> 00:14:22,414
You know when people
pour their--their 40s
303
00:14:22,448 --> 00:14:23,849
for the--the memories
of their fallen homies?
304
00:14:23,883 --> 00:14:25,684
You pour--you pour it out
for your homies a little bit?
305
00:14:25,719 --> 00:14:28,720
Mm-hmm? could you pick
a more disreputable liquid?
306
00:14:28,755 --> 00:14:29,922
Yeah.
307
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,157
You can urinate on a grave
308
00:14:32,192 --> 00:14:35,227
and be doing a better justice
to your fallen homey
309
00:14:35,262 --> 00:14:36,862
than some Olde English.
310
00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:38,431
Yeah, it seems like
the kind of thing
311
00:14:38,465 --> 00:14:41,200
that people in ancient times
would do to--
312
00:14:41,235 --> 00:14:44,303
to a fallen enemy,
not a--not a comrade.
313
00:14:44,337 --> 00:14:47,238
Let's get the--
the [bleep]iest ale.
314
00:14:47,273 --> 00:14:50,642
Oy, and--and take
this [bleep] piss water...
315
00:14:50,676 --> 00:14:53,178
Ah, ah.
316
00:14:53,212 --> 00:14:55,080
and dump it all over
these blasted Saxons.
317
00:14:56,949 --> 00:14:58,350
Why do English people
always squat?
318
00:14:58,384 --> 00:15:00,085
I don't know why they do it,
but they do.
319
00:15:00,119 --> 00:15:01,786
- It's a fact, they squat.
- They squat.
320
00:15:01,821 --> 00:15:04,823
Those sons of bitches squat.
321
00:15:06,192 --> 00:15:09,461
Hey, y'all,
for real, though,
322
00:15:09,496 --> 00:15:10,963
- this right here...
- Yeah.
323
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:14,400
This goes out
to all our fallen homies, yo.
324
00:15:14,434 --> 00:15:16,268
- Come on.
- Hey, yo, real talk.
325
00:15:16,303 --> 00:15:18,070
All right?
326
00:15:24,844 --> 00:15:27,814
I mean,
327
00:15:27,848 --> 00:15:30,349
it just seems like a waste.
328
00:15:30,384 --> 00:15:33,520
Right?
329
00:15:33,554 --> 00:15:36,457
Does that make me a [bleep]?
330
00:15:36,491 --> 00:15:38,025
Okay, I'm a [bleep].
Okay, I'm a [bleep].
331
00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:39,694
I'm sorry.
I'm a big ol' [bleep].
332
00:15:39,728 --> 00:15:42,196
- Let's go.
- I'm s--okay, here--
333
00:15:42,230 --> 00:15:44,999
For our homies.
334
00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:53,876
- Come on, man.
- Pour out your damn beer!
335
00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:56,912
Okay, okay, fine, fine.
336
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,651
Glug, glug, glug.
Glug, glug, glug--
337
00:16:02,686 --> 00:16:04,253
No, come on, man.
338
00:16:04,287 --> 00:16:06,488
Hey, man, you got your thumb
in there, man.
339
00:16:06,522 --> 00:16:08,790
You need to respect
our homies.
340
00:16:08,825 --> 00:16:11,326
Jeez, okay.
Okay, okay.
341
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:13,061
For the homies.
342
00:16:13,096 --> 00:16:15,164
- Wha--
- [bleep], a trash beer?
343
00:16:15,198 --> 00:16:18,434
What? come on--
Hey, beer is beer!
344
00:16:18,469 --> 00:16:20,903
The--Jeez, I cannot win
On this.
345
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,572
- What?
- Fine.
346
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:25,875
I'm not on board with this,
but I'll do it.
347
00:16:29,713 --> 00:16:31,079
Hey, man,
what you doin'?
348
00:16:31,114 --> 00:16:33,649
Oh--oh, really?
What, that--that don't count?
349
00:16:33,683 --> 00:16:35,618
Aw, hey, put that--
That's not for--
350
00:16:35,652 --> 00:16:36,986
Aw, man.
351
00:16:38,221 --> 00:16:39,755
It's more of a symbol
than a gesture.
352
00:16:39,789 --> 00:16:41,657
Somebody back me up on that.
Right?
353
00:16:41,692 --> 00:16:44,027
Hey, man, that's
disrespectful right there.
354
00:16:44,061 --> 00:16:45,795
- You just do it.
- Fine.
355
00:16:45,829 --> 00:16:47,330
Fine!
I'll pour it out!
356
00:16:47,364 --> 00:16:50,366
I'll waste
the damn beer then!
357
00:16:58,442 --> 00:17:00,777
You know, i-I'm j--
I'm just not a waster.
358
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:04,014
You know, I save everything.
Man, Jamal knows.
359
00:17:04,048 --> 00:17:06,316
If he eat a piece of pizza
and don't eat the crust,
360
00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:07,417
I eat the crust.
361
00:17:07,451 --> 00:17:09,686
If we do
a drive-by shooting,
362
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,254
I will go back
for the shell cases.
363
00:17:11,288 --> 00:17:13,222
Not to hide
the evidence,
364
00:17:13,257 --> 00:17:15,992
but because you
can recycle those.
365
00:17:16,026 --> 00:17:18,928
They have value, man,
just like this beer.
366
00:17:18,962 --> 00:17:21,030
I can't waste nothin',
y'all.
367
00:17:21,064 --> 00:17:24,700
It's physically impossible
for me to waste this.
368
00:17:24,734 --> 00:17:27,536
I can't do it.
369
00:17:27,570 --> 00:17:31,574
Jamal, can you pour it out
for me?
370
00:17:34,979 --> 00:17:37,747
Oh, man.
Come on, man.
371
00:17:37,781 --> 00:17:38,748
I mean, it's not
gonna bring 'em back.
372
00:17:38,782 --> 00:17:39,916
Stupid.
373
00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:41,951
It's not
gonna bring 'em back.
374
00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:51,367
All right, partner.
375
00:17:51,401 --> 00:17:53,535
Take this scumbag downtown
376
00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:56,404
before the Mexicans find him
and blow his ass away.
377
00:17:56,439 --> 00:17:59,407
We're gonna
keep you alive, Chico.
378
00:17:59,442 --> 00:18:00,409
ÿComprende?
379
00:18:58,201 --> 00:19:01,737
No!
380
00:20:01,232 --> 00:20:04,992
No!
381
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,545
What?
Is that a bird?
382
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,314
Hey! Hey.
383
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,950
Do you know what happened?
384
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,252
No.
385
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,444
Oh!
386
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,026
Oh, I get it.
387
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,528
When I say "No,"
stuff blows up.
388
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,402
Cool.
389
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,338
What'd you think
about that show, man?
390
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:42,440
What'd I think about that show
that just happened right there?
391
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,242
- That happened right there.
- Man, that jam was noice!
392
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,211
Come on.
393
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,048
Good night, everybody.
394
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,350
- It was noice!
- Noice!
395
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,351
- Noice!
- Noice!
396
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,519
Noice!
397
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,521
♪ I'm gonna do
my one line here ♪
398
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,557
Oh, yeah.
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