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So why don't we start by saying what we're thankful for.

Okay, I'll start.

Well, I'm thankful that we have our two beautiful sons that we've spent a few

days with.

And we just want you to know that we miss you guys very much when you're

Well, I'm thankful for having a great mom and going to a great college.

Hear, hear.

And what are you thankful for, Jacob?

I'm alive and well.

And, uh, above all, you, Mom.

Right.

I'm sure everybody knows what I'm thankful for, and of course it's my

little boy.

Come on. Before we all start crying about this.

Cheers.

Oh my gosh, this is so great.

I don't want to leave, but I think we should get going.

I can drive.

No, you cannot.

Yeah. Uh -uh.

No.

We're going to just stay the night.

Jacob, could you just go to the closet, maybe get some clean sheets, and if you

just grab my pair of my sweatpants.

I'm sure you want to stay out of that type of drive. Oh my gosh, that would be

great.

We'll do that now.

I think it's the longest Thanksgiving dinner

ever.

Is it? Yes.

I'm going to help you out.

Thank you. You're so sweet.

You okay, Mr. McKay?

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm really okay.

Okay.

tell you you know you've really turned into a handsome young man you know you

were once this cute little boy and uh you've turned into this handsome

young man like adonis a young beautiful god thank you i appreciate it

um but you know a young beautiful god no no

call me heather

Heather, you're my best friend's mom.

No, it's me.

Me.

I mean, as much as I have thought about this.

No, no, no.

Just stop.

Okay? Come here.

I like that.

I don't like that.

I don't like these anyway.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

My,

my.

Your hands.

Oh.

I can't help.

Such a good kicker too.

Thank you.

Oh yes.

I love you.

Mmm.

Oh my god.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Now I'm getting...

You did a great job.

Well, thanks for the great dinner tonight.

You want some more pie?

No, I'm stuffed.

Okay. I think I'm going to go check on my mom.

Yeah, you've been gone for a while. I'll be back out.

Yeah, I'll be right back.

Hey, so I think I'll go for that high ala mode right about now.

Um, you want some pie? No, thanks.

How's my mom doing?

She's fine.

Maybe you should check on her again.

I just checked on her. She's fine.

What the fuck, motherfucker?

It's my mom!

Dude, what the hell are you talking about?

What is going on?

Maybe you can tell her, Jacob.

Tell her what?

Man, I'm out of here, man.

Hey, hey! What the fuck? What's your fucking problem, man?

Take it off!

I can't believe you fucked my best friend.

I mean, used to be my best friend.

Fuck him.

You know, it just kind of happened, okay?

Mom, things like that don't just happen, okay?