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Sweet dinner.

Hey.

What's up?

I was thinking maybe we should go to the movies later or something?

Yeah, I'm kind of busy today. Can you watch out? Let me get the shot a little

bit. There you go.

Okay. Maybe another time? Yeah, yeah, maybe.

I don't know what happened.

He met someone.

I'm sorry.

How can you move on from me this fast?

That fast? I mean, you guys were barely even a thing.

Okay, but we were going to be a thing.

Vanessa, he was a dick.

Yeah, but I have a thing for dicks.

I dated you.

I wasn't a dick.

You cheated on me.

Yeah, something I regret every day of my life.

He was the first guy I really liked since you.

I just don't get it.

You know why I like milk?

Why? No drama.

All the girls my age freak out if you don't give them commitment. But older

women... We just want to have fun.

Send me a picture of your cock right now.

I would, but it's not exactly hard.

Then get it hard.

Here, I'll give you a little inspiration.

Un... Fucking believable.

So, what do you think?

It's so cute. I think you did amazing.

Oh, sweetheart.

I'm so glad you invited me over. I mean, I've really been feeling guilty ever

since. When you slept with that guy, I would think.

I... Didn't do it on purpose. Then why does it always happen?

It doesn't.

Since we put Robbie... Well, good for fucking you.

What's your language?

Hey.

Hi. What are you doing here?

Sorry. Have we met before?

Not in real life, but online.

I think you have me confused for someone else.

Mom, just stop it.

Mom?

Yes, Nathan. This is my stepmom, or as you know her, Milk Jug.

Milk Jug?

Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. I thought you don't. How

do you know about Milk Jugs?

Because I snooped, okay? I was feeling insecure when we stopped talking, and I

went into your room, and I went through all of your things, okay?

Mom, this is Nathan, my roommate and a guy I really liked until you found a way

to, yet again, ruin my love life.

Ugh!

Okay, I am so confused right now.

So, um, do you want to see a picture of my cock?

You said it was the best cock you've ever seen.

So, um...

Um, yeah, that's not me.

It looked like you.

No, I mean, it's me in the picture, but it's not me texting you.

I mean, really, who would say, oh, my God, it's the biggest cock I've ever

It's massive.

Like, who says that?

God, I feel like an idiot.

Well...

If it makes you feel any better if I was on a nap, you'd be the kind of guy I'd

flirt with.

Really?

Yeah, like I'm young.

You know, I've always wanted to give an older woman the kind of been on my

bucket list a little bit.

You get so close with milk jugs, huh?

Please don't rub it in.

You know, I probably shouldn't say this, given my history of hooking

up with my daughter's exes, but... Exes? We were just a fling.

Huh. Well, then it wouldn't be that

bad if...

ooooh

Thank you.

Fucking good.

It feels fucking good in there.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

God.

Squeeze that fucking cock. Oh, my God, yes.

Yeah!

Well, scratch one off the bucket list, huh?

Is that it?

Yeah, that's it.

Oh.

Will I ever see you again?

I mean, probably not, but... You do have a nice dick. It's not the most

massive thing I've ever seen, but...