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Sweet dinner.
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Hey.
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What's up?
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I was thinking maybe we should go to the
movies later or something?
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Yeah, I'm kind of busy today. Can you
watch out? Let me get the shot a little
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bit. There you go.
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Okay. Maybe another time? Yeah, yeah,
maybe.
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I don't know what happened.
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He met someone.
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I'm sorry.
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How can you move on from me this fast?
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That fast? I mean, you guys were barely
even a thing.
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Okay, but we were going to be a thing.
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Vanessa, he was a dick.
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Yeah, but I have a thing for dicks.
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I dated you.
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I wasn't a dick.
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You cheated on me.
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Yeah, something I regret every day of my
life.
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He was the first guy I really liked
since you.
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I just don't get it.
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You know why I like milk?
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Why? No drama.
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All the girls my age freak out if you
don't give them commitment. But older
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women... We just want to have fun.
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Send me a picture of your cock right
now.
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I would, but it's not exactly hard.
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Then get it hard.
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Here, I'll give you a little
inspiration.
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Un... Fucking believable.
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So, what do you think?
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It's so cute. I think you did amazing.
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Oh, sweetheart.
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I'm so glad you invited me over. I mean,
I've really been feeling guilty ever
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since. When you slept with that guy, I
would think.
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I... Didn't do it on purpose. Then why
does it always happen?
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It doesn't.
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Since we put Robbie... Well, good for
fucking you.
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What's your language?
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Hey.
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Hi. What are you doing here?
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Sorry. Have we met before?
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Not in real life, but online.
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I think you have me confused for someone
else.
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Mom, just stop it.
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Mom?
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Yes, Nathan. This is my stepmom, or as
you know her, Milk Jug.
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Milk Jug?
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Don't act like you don't know what I'm
talking about. I thought you don't. How
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do you know about Milk Jugs?
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Because I snooped, okay? I was feeling
insecure when we stopped talking, and I
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went into your room, and I went through
all of your things, okay?
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Mom, this is Nathan, my roommate and a
guy I really liked until you found a way
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to, yet again, ruin my love life.
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Ugh!
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Okay, I am so confused right now.
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So, um, do you want to see a picture of
my cock?
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You said it was the best cock you've
ever seen.
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So, um...
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Um, yeah, that's not me.
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It looked like you.
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No, I mean, it's me in the picture, but
it's not me texting you.
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I mean, really, who would say, oh, my
God, it's the biggest cock I've ever
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It's massive.
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Like, who says that?
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God, I feel like an idiot.
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Well...
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If it makes you feel any better if I was
on a nap, you'd be the kind of guy I'd
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flirt with.
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Really?
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Yeah, like I'm young.
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You know, I've always wanted to give an
older woman the kind of been on my
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bucket list a little bit.
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You get so close with milk jugs, huh?
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Please don't rub it in.
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You know, I probably shouldn't say this,
given my history of hooking
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up with my daughter's exes, but... Exes?
We were just a fling.
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Huh. Well, then it wouldn't be that
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bad if...
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ooooh
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Thank you.
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Fucking good.
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It feels fucking good in there.
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Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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God.
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Squeeze that fucking cock. Oh, my God,
yes.
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Yeah!
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Well, scratch one off the bucket list,
huh?
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Is that it?
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Yeah, that's it.
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Oh.
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Will I ever see you again?
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I mean, probably not, but... You do have
a nice dick. It's not the most
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massive thing I've ever seen, but...
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