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What's this?

How did this get here?

What?

This is Elsa's necklace. I just gave it to her. How did it get under my pillow?

I don't know.

She's devious.

Smells like sex in here.

I didn't have sex in here that...

Little fucking

bitch.

You should get the fuck out.

Listen, I can explain.

Oh, I don't think so.

Get the fuck out. I never want to see you again.

Tyler,

how are you doing?

Good, what's up?

I was thinking of having a little surprise birthday thing for Elsa.

But her birthday was like days ago.

Right. Well, that's what will make it such a big surprise.

Okay.

Six -ish?

That's like right now.

Yeah, it's a little last minute.

Okay.

Okay. Wait.

But I thought Elsa was seeing someone else. Yeah, that's over already.

Really? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, I guess I'll be on my way.

All right, well, we want it to be a surprise, so don't call or text her or

anything, okay?

Okay, cool.

All right, see you in a bit.

Elsa? Hey, Mom, what's up?

Hey, so I was thinking, for Tyler's birthday... Tyler's birthday?

It's not until... I'm not sure when it is, but... It might be a tad bit early,

but that's what will make it such a surprise.

I got cake and ice cream and the whole thing.

Okay.

You want to say, like, 7 .30?

Sounds good. I got some stuff to do, but I think I can make it.

Okay. Remember, it's a big surprise, so don't call him or text him or anything.

Bye, baby.

Come on in.

How are you? Good.

Good.

Where is everyone? I thought there was a party.

Well, actually... There's not really a party, is there?

Okay, I lied.

But I couldn't think of another way to get you over here.

Why is that?

Why not?

I felt sorry for you.

I thought maybe I could offer you some advice or some comfort.

Very nice of you, but I actually think me and Elsa can work things out.

If I could just get her to return my column.

She hasn't been returning any of them all day.

Yeah, I thought so.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, it's pretty bad. At least it looks that way.

Come over here.

Sit down.

Um, yeah. Of course.

You're just... You're such an adorable, kind young man.

And you're very good looking, too.

Thank you. That's very nice of you. If there's anything I can do... Um, you

know, like, uh... Like what?

Maybe just a hug?

Maybe just a...

You look,

Mrs. Stoner, I don't think we... Stop with this Mrs. thing. You can call me

Katie.

Right. Okay, Katie.

Good.

You know, I don't think we really should be doing this because you're my husband

and your daughter.

I think you need this.

In fact, I know you do.

How do we get this thing off?

It's a little tight.

Yeah, I can tell.

Oh my god, get that off yourself.

Look at you.

Very bad boy.

Like that. Like that? Like that.

Let's see what we're working with.

Thank you, God.

It was so good.

I'll do just fine.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, that's hard.

Fuck you.

Oh my god, babe. It's so fucking good.

Oh my god.

God damn it.

I will do that. You play with that, please.

What are you doing?

Oh my god, yeah.

Two, three.

Two, three.

Fuck.

Sorry.

You are perfect!

Oh my god, can you sit on it please?

Yes. Yeah?

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Give it back.

Give it back. Give it back.

Oh, shit.

Oh, no.

No, but you are going to be there.

You're right there. Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

All right, let's start.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, God.

It feels so good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Like that. Yeah.

It really does.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my

god.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I'm not going to like that, Jack. It's so good.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, yeah.

oh my god

That'd be it.

Oh my God. Oh God.

Oh shit shit shit.

Fuck you.

Give it back. Give it back.

Give it back. Give it back. Give it back.

Give it back.

You are

perfect!

Oh shit. Oh shit.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Baby, your pussy feels so fucking good.

I think so, too.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah. Come back, honey.

I'll meet you in the middle.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Yes. Feet.

There. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Right there. Right there.

Yes.

like a bad kitty.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Please.

Please. Please.

Oh,

fuck. Yes.

Yes. Let's do it.

Do it like that. Baby, like that.

Oh,

she's old.

Hold that.

Hold that.

Hold that.

You got this. Take it like that. Take it big.

Like that.

Call me.

Call me.

Call me.

Can't. Please.

Fuck you. Fuck that.

Call me.

Call me.

Call me.

or something else right back at you I don't

know where do you want to put it I just want it back

Yeah,

like that.

oh my

god

I know, I'm sorry.

That's how you do it.

Oh, fuck.

There. Oh, fuck me like that.

Fuck me like that. Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, bye.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Fuck!

John,

you are a asshole.

Mom!

Mom!

Oh my god, Elsa!

Tyler! Hey, it's not what it looks like at all. It's totally different, not...

That'll teach you to fuck with my life.

Wait.

What are you talking about?

Oh, shit.

I don't know what's going on between the two of you guys, and I...

Don't think I want to know. I'm gonna help myself out.

It was a pleasure.